The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fauci The Fraud Exposed | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1928

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Fauci The Fake, Melania and Barron Targeted, A Real Hero, Ump Calls Game, Kathryn Krick A Crockand A Bow & Arrow Accident! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Well, maybe we'll show it tomorrow. Crowder sent me. When I was there last, we did a sketch of me as a bathroom attendant. Dude, I'll show it to you on my phone. We had too many... I'm already laughing. Huh? I'm already laughing.

I know. And it was just... They just give me an outline and go, you know, and just do your thing. But what they did, that I didn't know they did, they did the introduction in AI. They put fancy music behind it, and they have me, like, with a white towel of my... I got a bow tie on and shit in a white shirt, you know. And then they put some fancy music and they have me like washing it and, you know, that's the intro. And then it's different people coming in the bathroom and, you know, ad living and just fucking,

just me doing, you know, what I did when I was a press secretary. But it's just, and when you guys watch at the beginning I'm doing this, I'm going, you're getting very, that's a tampon I'm holding. They didn't really get in on the close up on that. But, yeah, it's fucking. and it's priceless. What the hell else? Not nothing much.

Yeah, we'll probably show that tomorrow. You guys will see it on Crowder. They probably already aired it. I don't know. Red Sox last night in, I want to say Oakland, but it's actually Sacramento. And they're down one nothing, you know, middle of the game

against a shitty team with decent pitching. And the base. is a load up for the socks. And Raphael Sadan, Raphael, it comes up, who, since he's come up, is Mr. Kutt. He just loves coming up

when you need a hit. Basis loaded, too much. He just has an unbelievable with running, men and run in scoring position, he's got an unbelievable average. So he comes up with the bases, and even the announcers like, this is a guy you want up.

What's he do? Fucking hits a grassland. And it wasn't even a, this, the ball flies out of this park, apparently, and he didn't even get all of it. So he slams his bat down in anger. He thought he flied out to left field. It did it. It looked like a flyout to left field.

But the fucking wind got a hold. It just made it. Matter of fact, it touched the guy's glow. But, you know, he's the guy. Some people have that knack, you know? And other people say, well, that's not true. It's just, but it is. Some people have that knack.

I mean, Reggie Jackson was one of those guys. They just thrive or they lock in harder. I don't know what it is. But that guy, I mean, he's already, he's already the next Andrew Jones in center field. He's going to win the gold glove the next 50. He's already made three catches the last, I'd say, month that you'll see on Highlight Field. Nobody even talks about it anymore. And he doesn't swing a bad pitchers anymore.

So we got a guy real quick, folks. I'm not going to boy it, but we made a trade. We got this guy, Curtis Mead. So he was batting second, which was kind of tough, This kid Siegler? Anthony Siegler came up from AAA at the beginning of this winning streak. And he provided all the energy. He was getting big hits.

He's good in the field, you know. And he must be going, what the fuck you traded for a second baseman? You know, this guy's a second base man and third and for whatever. But he had 17 homers. So first time up, he strikes out looking. Second time it gets drilled in the wrist with a fastball. Has to come out of the game. I don't even know.

I didn't want to know the news whether it was broken or not. But he's the big bat we picked up so far. And he fit right in there. It makes for a pretty scary lineup, actually. So he gets thrilled in the fucking risk. And I'm going, Siegel is probably going, yeah, take that, you bastard. I know he's a team guy, but I'm just saying.

Siegel has done everything. And the coach said, we're keeping Siegler up here. He's provided too much for us to get rid of him. Anyway, that's all. That's all I got. did nothing. I tried to write. I fell asleep. Played my guitar. I can't do that anymore because the fucking arthritis of my net. You see me get up and I'm done playing.

I can't even play guitar anymore. Oh God. It's a waste of fucking life. It's a waste of a life. Get out of here, you little chicken asses. That was Rocky's manager. Anyway, today I'll be talking about Fauci the fake. Melania and Barron are being targeted by those dirty sand monkeys. we have a real hero. We have a lot of false heroes in the society and we have a real one saving a kid at the beach. I want to see it all everywhere.

Also, we got a broad name Catherine Crick. She's like the new Jim Jones. She's got some cult following. Of course, it grabbed hold in California, even though she's from like Texas or whatever. and that'll put the chills in when we show her. And of course, Brian Coleberger, that fucking piece of human garbage.

He's appealing, oh, whatever. I forget the fucking story, but he's saying the evidence didn't. He's saying he's innocent now, so he's whatever. So disgusting. I thought somebody might have already taken a pipe to his head because remember he was in jail for a week? They were already heckling him.

shit. They wouldn't let him sleep. The guys are yelling through the pipes and it's coming. So I figured they would have caved his head in by now and done society of favor. You know, but not yet. What a country. Like there's anything more to say about that.

You found his sheath that matches his knife with blood on it, but no, he's not the you know, I'll say it again. Tehran, the Middle East, they take it too far with their fast their fast juries and executions. And we take it the other way too far.

It's got to be in the middle somewhere. But, you know, lawyers have to make their money. That's how it works. Anyways, let's get on to the big story. Fauci, the fucking fake. I like alliteration. Yeah, this is on Saturday Republican Senator Ram Paul.

Boy, does he have a hate on for, because he's a doctrine. He knows what a scumbag this guy is. Rand Paul, the Kentucky, chairman of the Senate Committee, Homeland Security, and Governmental Affairs released what he called the meticulous notes that comprise Fauci's own historical record containing almost daily entries during the COVID-19 pandemic. Notes that expose Fauci as a dishonest and well-connected narcissist, heavy on the narcissism. They're calling it as diary, you know, like they found it under his pillow. but it's you know he it really is

he's making notes and they don't match with what he was saying in public but on top of that he's so fucking in love with himself and being on TV and it's really kind of creepy Fauci's private diary March 2020 they list it like March 21st he writes

deaths 9800 then he writes big front page article about me appeared in the Washington Post very flattering he says. You smug cock sucker. Fuck you.

My national and international fame is explosive and really unimaginable. Yeah, so is diarrhea from that parasite. Yeah, fuck you. It is not hyperbole. He's talking about himself. To say that today I'm the most famous

and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable persons in the world, I'd still say Trump was trumping you, no pun intended. Even in the middle of this, he was still the most famous. But you were second, no doubt about it. March 22nd, cases continued to soar. Sounds like he's bragging. Don't forget, folks, the backdrop of this is that he funded the Wuhan lab that created the shit and killed millions of people that came out. Think about that.

Anyway, so he writes, cases continue to soar 30,000 in the United States with 400,000. deaths that he drew a heart with an out now. Press is going wild with me. Front page in Washington Post yesterday. An op-ed by Maureen Dowd and the New York Times today about me. Profiled by Peter Nicholas on me in the Atlantic. These are all far left rags, by the way. He tracked the body count and his press clippings on the same fucking page is what he did.

You fucking hypocrite. What a piece of gababah. and we you know at least Fox and a few people Rogan and podcast knew once again you know you can make fun of Fox News and all that shit all you want

but if you'd look for the last I don't know 15 years on big stories and who was lying and who got it right it wouldn't even be close and they'll take that left and go they're slanted to the right no they're reporting the shit's verified are they making up these entries now go throw it back

to what they were saying about them during the thing and they matched perfectly. So shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it anymore. I saw a clip of my old buddy Louis on some podcast. Oh, I think it was God, this coffee tastes like ass. It was Shane Gillis's a podcast.

It was a clip from quite a while ago. But they got on the topic of me and they were talking politics and Louis defends me just like I defend him when people say shit about him. And they were talking about me being a racist or whatever. And he goes, he doesn't, he goes, they're talking about the N-word, you know.

And he goes, Nick's not as big on that as you think, you know, he goes, he's all talk when it comes. And I know he was defending me. But I like when people say he's all talk. And I mean, like I have never said that word to a black guy because I have. It's on a football field. And he laughed and I laughed. I mean, what the fuck? it was in high school, a couple other places, but

we had a black kid in high school, I won't say his last name, but his first name was Billy. He was the only black kid and he was as cocky as, you would have thought it was an all-black high school the way he fucking had. So I dropped a couple end bombs on him. Again, it doesn't phase him. But anyways, Louis, and Louis's defending me saying, don't think, don't believe that all the shit they're saying,

like he's a racist and, you know, I understand. But then he does an example, he goes, I'll give you an example, and he's talking about how I think and how people like me vote think. He goes, we're playing pinball. This is when we first moved to New York and we were still rumor. We're playing pinball downstairs at this club. I think the comedy club is upstairs.

And I played for it. And then it was Louis' turn. And Louis started beat me. So I held his hand against the thing. So he couldn't use the flippers. And I go, I win. Of course I'm fucking joking. But he takes that as an example.

And he goes, just to give you a mind, on how like Trump vote his thing they'll do anything his point was with do anything to win and I again this is probably even before all the shit with Hunter's laptop and all these stories that were

verified that the anything to win I can name 12 things off the top of my fucking head that it gives an example of that's the left suppressing conservative views on websites lying about the whole COVID thing

this fucking you know but see it's creepy because that's how he sees our side and that's how we see their side but we have proof we have the receipts there's the difference and when I did that damn plan obviously I'm kidding it's my way of surrendering

you know so but he's not totally wrong about that you do try to do everything to win at least when you're in I didn't but I thought he'd get a kick out of that me holding his fucking head I didn't know it was going to turn into a lore. Anyways, and I've been watching a lot of Louis,

and so that means the algorithms, you know, they're throwing everything you ever said at me and fucking, I can't get away from him now. But I have to, I'm compelled to watch because it's all so funny. I found a clip of him when he was like 19. Full head or red hair still. Maybe I'll show that tomorrow.

You guys probably start out of the internet. I sent it to him, right? Louis doesn't usually answer me back. I don't know how close we are anymore. But I sent the picture to him, and I didn't expect to respond. I checked my thing, a text a couple minutes later. It goes red-headed fag talking about himself. It's such a fucking.

And I put, yeah, red-headed fag who figured it out, and it turned out to be the greatest whoever did it. And I mean that for my fucking heart. I'll like that to the damn die. Anyways, November 5th, I'll be at the punchline pretending to do comedy. And then on the 6th, I'll do that same impression. of a comedian at the Ribbets Casino in Philly and then I'll close it out by honing

down that impression of a comedian at Sol Joe's on the 7th of November. Those are three nights right in Roll. Saul Joel's is in Pottstown, PA. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets now before they're sold out and go to the merchandise page. When you buy stuff there, it supports the show.

We have all kinds of hats, hoodies, and nice stuff, not cheaply made shit. Again, I got the best Asian kids. A lot of adoption papers and anyways. Also, if you want to send a personalized video to somebody, I'll say what, you know, you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us, could you? Let's move on to shop until you drop.

First Lady, Melania Trump, and Son Barron are the latest targets of Iran's sick anti-U.S. propaganda. A new video out of Iran is encouraging supporters of the Islamic regime. regime to assassinate President Trump's wife entitled How to Kill Melania Trump. This is it, too. The video shows images of the first lady in the motorcade and in some locations around New York City, even naming some of the designer stores that she shops at. It is fucking creepy beyond creepy. And you know what? It's realistic. Check out these psychos. They're I don't know.

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to the the most the most the most of the life of his music Leraniah L'Ox

Chiaban Panyam Mnhton of New York, Nzirgdorf Goodman, and Sax Kipan Lowe You get the Jew names, right? These are

the Mawai That's not the Muslim music I had before. What the fuck is going on here? Huh? It's still worth. No, you're right. It was actually better. Yeah, so they, you know, I did this when my wife handing me a credit card bill for $1,100.

At, from Macy's, I fucking put a hit out and did the same thing. She got away. I got a nice suit out of it. The East Wing and the Secret Service did not immediately respond to requests for, comment they said because we don't speak farcey that what I said at the end of the video Baron Trump 20 is also threatened

look how fucking she's no shrimp by the way she's a model this fucking this guy is and he's scary looking I mean and a good rich he looks like he's all business already don't he? Even more than

the other kids who I love you know but this guy this kid like he knows he's the fucking next thing. to the throne. And look at her. Has she changed? Has she changed since she was famous?

It's incredible, man. I always confuse her lately, since I'm old. It's not to confuse her with Tom Brady's XY. Have you seen her daughter that she had with Tom? She's like 12 or 13 now. She's a clone of, you know who? His wife. She might as well just, well, they start those models at like,

14 anyways, right? She's already going to be... She's a fucking duplicate. A clone, it's creepy. That's how much she looks like her mom. Except for the jar. No. Last week, billboards appeared around Tehran

demanding the death of President Trump and his relatives, including Melania, son Baron, and his daughter Ivanka. Melania Trump has not had many public events this month. No coincidence. She missed Friday night's White House Correspondents Association. You know, Why don't you miss that because she knew it was going to be death on earth?

He had a few good laughs, but then I saw people bragging after Trump bombed so hard at the correspondent's dinner. And I had to reply. I go, really? A guy was telling jokes in front of people who tried to get him killed. Literally, every day they tried to get him killed. And they didn't like his jokes, you ignorant motherfuckers. You are the dumbest. and I'm getting hard watching these far left DSA candidates coming out for the shit. Let me tell you something, Republicans. If you can't hit a home, even in the midterms,

you should crush them. Because these people are out of it. They are literally talking about no prisons. If you can't win their pocket. Yeah. Well, we're going to pick up guns. That's how I feel. One problem is like, and they're like,

oh, people should be worried. I just don't think, I really have faith to my countrymen, especially you young guys from Georgia. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to get hurt. My hip hurts. Anyways, so she didn't show up at the dinner. A source close to the post said she had a scheduling conflict, which is what my manager used to say when I didn't want to do.

Who's, you know, world's funniest fucking tip monster. This is like cardboard. Yeah, I know. I kept getting recognized from that. I go, all the shit I've done, all the specials I put out. You guys fucking love that. I'd be at an airport. The world, I'd go, first of all, and I'd say this to them. I go, you like that show?

And I go, yeah. I'd never said anything funny on it. And when I did, they wouldn't put it out there. They put out all the mild shit that wouldn't offend anybody. I would go, went and go, they'd show it. I go, let me get, talking about it, they'd set up the story, I go, let me guess, a van of black guys in the Bronx,

and a cameraman will be falling on his ass laughing and then they'd show me going well these guys aren't very nice I don't know how anybody thought that was funny it's fucking weird hey it paid the bills at that time I'm not very proud of it but you gotta do you gotta do you gotta whore it out

anyways I've had enough what do you guys want to do go drinking sure let's move on to a real genuine hero not a fucking Fauci like a drama oh that was the other thing Fouchy Stry. I couldn't, you know how I am. I can't show the left responding because it makes me crazy.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Julia Roberts just fawning all over. She had him on her show. I don't know what show that was or a podcast, but he zoomed in. That's how in love he was with his fame. She's like, you are, I mean, you're like a superhero. And then they'd cut to like, CNN, Jake Tapper. sucking his balls. I mean, creepy. You're wrong about everything, guys. You're wrong about everything, which means you're either incompetent or you, you know, you believe it. Either way, you should be hanged in front of your children. A dramatic rescue at Seabright Beach and Santa Cruz was caught on video

showing a teenager, excuse me, a teenage lifeguard battling rough surf to save a young swimmer. It's more harrowing than what I'm about to show you. The clip was about four minutes long. And this kid, I mean, right there, they're standing and it's still dangerous. But he was out. This guy, I don't know how he got to the kid. Wait, do you see the power of these waves and the undertow? I'm only showing you the last few minutes with other people jumped into help.

But this kid, this lifeguard, I mean, it was, that kid was finished. You'll even see from the fucking waves at the end that aren't. supposedly the weak ones, the man who recorded the video said, a boy about 10 years old was overwhelmed by wave after wave. A 16-year-old lifeguard, 16? That's, holy. Now, wait a minute. What if I'm a guy that's 280 and I'm caught out there?

I, you know, I need like a guy built like Rose O'Donnell. Anyways, a 16-year-old lifeguard rushed into. to the water, held on to the boy and tried to pull him back to shore while being battered by the surf. The kid got mouty, so he held the kid's head under the water, threatening to fuck him up right there. That's the story. Here's Dallas with sports.

Other swimmers attempted to help before another lifeguard reached the... Now, I'll say it again. This is the end of the clips where they're coming there safety. But this frigging guy and this kid was... It looked like he was 50 yards from the shoreline, but anyways, check it out. Look at this. You kidding me? Just to remind the feminist movement, that's why men get paid more than women, by the way.

What do you mean? There's women a lifeguard. Yeah, she would have got swept away, though. What do you mean? They're great. No, no. You have to pull a kid out and try to swim, and I'd rather a guy. Same thing, I'm from the eighth floor of a burning building.

I don't want a chick coming up with the physique of fucking Sandy Duncan Who's that? Forget it, a long story Anyways, how about that? That is That is take some balls right there. The waves, the guy said,

I wouldn't say they were tranquil. Gee, thank you, fucking Jacques Cousteau. Who would say those words? What kind of comment is that? I mean, what the fuck? I wouldn't say they were tranquil, but they were what you'd expect, a normal cadence and intensity.

Well, the guy knows a little bit. Witness Scott Vanderdustin said that. And then that just changed in a heartbeat, he said. It caught a lot of people off guard. That's what happens. It's nice and calm one second. Next thing you know, you're waving to your girlfriend going, he's not going to get a hot talk.

Unfortunately, this young man was overwhelmed and swept out in just a moment's time. Where was his family or friends? Could I just ask? Are they cheering from the bleachers? Maybe he's by himself. I don't think so. I'm glad it ended the way it did. I'm certain if the lifeguards weren't there, he wouldn't have gone home then.

Absolutely true. And I'm hoping this kid got some ink today. Did you have him on? Good morning America and all those talk shows? Or was it a white heterosexual male that saved a minority so it's not allowed? I don't know. Is that how you see the world? Yeah, exactly.

I must have left soap in this cup. It's like drinking Doberman ball sweat. I said that because it's very popular in China. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about today. I did take a pill and slept pretty good, believe it or not. Been trying to go to bed before 1230. That's my new goal. I can't take two Advil PM because, like I said, old people like us,

we can't, apparently don't metabolize it. So you're even more of a car. calma the next day. So I took one last night and went down pretty easy. Stayed up to about one though. Watching Stacey RPG listening to Beatles songs. Oh my gosh. What is this next thing? It sounds almost racist to me, the Negro leagues. What is that about? We need to address this. By the way, I'm reading this in, is it Clay Travis? I don't know. It's his. It's his He's on vacation, and this was from his, I think he's outkick, isn't he? He created outkick, which I still don't know what it is.

I think it's sports and news. I think this is him talking, though. He's on vacation. He said, we need to address this travel ball video that crossed my timeline last night as I was prepping this post. There's nothing too special about it other than the 16-U kid. That's a baseball 16-under, right? you know, they travel team.

16 U-Kid F-bombing the umpire. The coach coming in to get a piece of the action and the ump saying that that will be enough and he's going home and he calls the game. And I just had to show it because once again, and again, not all black people, but a lot when they touch something, it turns to shit.

Not a lot, but enough to where I can say that in the room and get a laugh, whether it's black people, Chinese, Indian, Puerto Rican. Even the goddamn terrorist will put down the gun, fucking laugh. Yeah, so this is a kid that's going to slide into the home and a young black kid. And look, I had a temperate, too. I got taught, but I didn't, you know, I'd curse in the umpire's face, not so the whole, family and everybody around can and keep doing it when I get into the dugout. I did it like a pro

does it. I called Mike Smith. I told him the hump of fat fuck because he was and he was like a friend of mine. Not a friend, but you know, I mean, he knew me and I knew him. He actually gave me a ride home. I told you got this story after he tossed me.

He saw me walking and I go, you got to be shitting me. I stole a box of baseball. I was a fucking punk out of the back of his car. Don't come after me, Mike. Like, he's still alive. Anyways, check this out.

Pause. I love it. There's a white old umpire going, get him out of here. He's no fucking way. And he kept it out. And his kids and whatever to fuck. So the amp...

Get him out of here. And it continues, of course. Pause. The coach and I had a good angle. And then I'm going to say, are you crazy? I was two feet away. And then the coach like backs down. He goes, okay.

Go ahead. You hear that? Do you hear that? See me in the park a lot. This game is forfeit. They lost. Game is over. You're lost.

You're forfeiting. Pause. And that, you know what? When you get heated, sometimes you do hear shit. The guy said, I'll watch you suck. He already threw the coach up. And the coaches said, I'll watch you suck from the park, which is in front of pretty funny line.

actually. He thought he said, I'll see you in the parking lot. And by the way, that happens a lot. Because parents, we're a nation of adult children, as you know. I saw another clip. I didn't include it in the show, softball game, kids, but the coaches, adults get in a fight after the game while they're shaking hands and shit. I mean, we're adult children, you know. So he was, so he forfeited the game because you lose. And it's not what the guy said. But once again, the point in the story is, is a black kid with no impulse control. Okay? And it's a short leap from swearing at a baseball game getting tossed out

to fucking stabbing somebody at a food festival. Nick, that's ridiculous. The black kid that stabbed the football player. Which one are we talking about? One, the big murder trial that went on. The black kid and black came out of sand was. Of course. But yeah, that happens every

fucking day. Only it's not a football player. It's a, you know, whoever. Just no impulse control. And you know how you develop impulse control by having two parents and having a dad that smacks the fuck out of you? That's how you learn impulse control. Anytime you lose your shit, I just ask what kind of lettuce it was and I got a backhand. That's got to go in my book somewhere. Even I was smirking every fucking right in front of company.

You gave me a crack. Just call that chapter the old man. The old man. The old man in the P or the C. Oh, that's what Colin Quinn came up with that one. When Joe Biden was running with Kamala, he said they should have a T-shirt in the campaign, the old man in the sea.

That's Colin Quinn, boy, just throws that out there. I fucking makes me laugh. I'm on the phone yesterday with him. I have to hang up. He's so fucking funny. I wish you guys could hear fucking, yeah, Quinn on the phone. I have to write a bit about talking to him on the phone because it's nerve-wracking, because he has no attention span.

If you don't keep him entertained on top of him, you'll say something like, yeah, my mother died last night, and you hear him go, so what about, that's what he'll say. He's not even hearing what your screen's already on to the back. And then I can tell when he's winding up a call, he starts to, you know, he goes like, he's do-da-do-do-do-do. Honest to God. And he goes, I got to go, and I go, and I go, what, at a ball of yarn.

just roll by. He's so fucking funny, man. Yeah, so please, get your kids under control. Whether it's at Burger King, the smokehouse. I used the powder that was below that, probably 14 years old. I'm sure that's good for you. Let's move on to a headline. It's Catherine Crick, what a crock.

Los Angeles-based pastor, whose dramatic prayer services regularly go viral is once again at the center of a controversy. I know what it is. Somebody found one of her hairs in the salad. After videos from a recent Texas book signing and you know that's what Jesus shows up

at book signings in Texas. Hiding in the lesbian studies aisle. Texas book signings showed followers collapsing, shaking and convulsing as Catherine Crick prayed over them. There's been renewed accusations from some Christian leaders that her ministry resembles a cult. And you ever get a chance?

There was another great made-for-TV movie way back in the 80s. Jim Jones in the whatever that was called, something Massacre. If you get a chance, watch it. It's very, it creeps you out. If you've even heard of it. I do have fans with that young, believe it or not. Anyways, but I guess she's a. next version. Crick leads five-fold church it's called, also known as 5F church in Los Angeles.

It's always in West Coast where this stupidity gets traction. Like that New Age psychology back in the 50s, where your inner child was the most important thing and all that shit that left this shit that we hate. it all fomented on the West Coast, you know, fucking hate Ashbury, you know, where Manson hung out and that same time. They'll buy anything. They're fucking imbeciles. They have a long-rooted.

The self-described apostle has amassed a massive online following, of course. Let me tell you something about the internet, man. Oof. It's depressing when you see in towns that can't control, like, the teenagers. 500 of them are organizing. online and just beating people up and shit.

It's like how you're going to handle China? The fuck, man. A massed a massive online following with more than a half a million Instagram followers in a growing presence on TikTok where supporters celebrate what they describe as miraculous healings and spiritual deliverance. Haven't we been through this with Jimmy and fucking Jim Baker and Tammy Faye or whatever fucking you put your hand on there? They fall.

we've had a million of these I've seen documentaries there was one guy who was huge I forget who but his wife is backstage talking into his ear and she's going the lady and the red dress

about six rows up to the right they had plants all over the place she's next and you're still going to fall for this honestly and maybe people do that's how desperate they have is something in life

the latest debate erupted after a crick visited Houston to promote her new book, Ignite Revival. What a stupid name for a book. This is at the book signing, by the way. You do a lot of healing at book signing. I like to do it to one potato two at the mall

next to the fucking Brooks don't. Watch this fat mum and yuk. Mama lives. You speak a total freedom now. Total freedom now. Oh, Jesus. I'm a loser. That's just a bad dancer in a wheelchair.

I made a girl do that with my tongue. Years ago. This Asian guy. Oh, look at that. He backpedaled the waist. He wouldn't bang his head on the table. Then he goes down. That one girl was doing that.

That looked like me after a couple of Red Bulls. Crick's ministry began roughly nine years ago as a small worship gathering. after she wrote. See, it was a small gathering. I think it was Texas where it started. It didn't, again, didn't get any traction until it went to Dumville, which is the West Coast. And I know I have fans out there that live out there. I'm not talking about it.

You know what I'm talking about. The rest of your fucking state, which is about 90% retarded. You know, where they've been worshiping communism since the fucking 40s. So fuck off. Hope the whole place burns. Worship a gathering after she wrote. relocated to L.A. because she knew she did a survey and all the retards

were out there. That's French for a retardant. To pursue careers in acting and music. So she's a failed actress and musician. But you're going to follow her to the gates of hell, you stupid motherfuckers. Since then, her ministry has grown rapidly like a yeast infection in whoopies ass.

Fewed largely by social media where short videos of dramatic healing services routinely attract millions of views. I get some clips. And by the way, let me say this, if you guys are seeing these clips from my special from seven years ago. Yes, I was heavier back then, a lot heavier. But not, I wasn't obese, like that 4K cameras making me look.

And then you watch it on your phone so it squashed. I was not that fat. Did I know you then? No, probably not. But my wife's gynecologist who texts me all the time. Got to give them credit. I haven't had a yeast infection since, I've met him.

He goes, hey, who's this guy? He sends a screenshot, you know. I have to explain to him. Can I just tell you how it works? Yes, I was a lot heavier, but, you know, and of course, I was there all day waiting to do the special. I drank, you know, I must have had four bottles of water, you know, fucking a couple light beers, maybe, and then you go on camera in front of a, but I was never that fat, folks.

I actually, I go to Andy, can we take those fucking down now? And she's like, no. The last one we put up from that special, got 226,000 views already in like four days. I'm like, leave the shit up there. I'm a fat comedian back then. That's all. Bible teacher, I told you, I'm fucking vain.

Bible teacher Mike Winger has repeatedly criticized Crick's ministry on Facebook calling her a twat's own. What? No, a cult leader who promotes false teachings and questionable spiritual practices. He also questioned why prominent Christian figures have publicly supported her ministry. And you're saying, who are those figures?

Well, there's a guy named God. And this is some all. Some good stuff. Anyways, yeah, so don't, I don't know. I don't care. Follow her. Follow her and end up drinking the Kool-Aid like Jim Jones. People are coming up.

You people know this. coming up with Dixie Cups, and he was literally putting poison into their cups. They're watching other people convulse and die, and they're still getting in line for them. Because they were going to a better place, you know. I think it was New Mexico. That reminded me freshman year, and I've told this one. These stories, bear with me, because I have no memory of what I've talked about for the last 13 years on the show. But my freshman year, we had a kamikaze party, and we called it the Jim Jones party.

My R.A. was a fucking guy from, he was a linebacker from fucking Quin. who had to quit because he had too many concussions. He was crazy to begin with, but he was the RA of our floor. And he's up there with a ladle. Literally, they made a thing this big, Dallas, of, you know, kamikazes. Ice cold. And we're coming up, and he's putting him in a thing. And they're ice cold.

And, you know, what are you? 18 when you're a freshman? You're like, I'm not feeling nothing. I fucking literally woke up, I remember following a girl up stairs who was from my hometown, Miriam White. That's all I remember. What happened?

I don't know. And they found the kid that lived next to me on my floor in between two cars. Luckily, laying backwards because he was in a puddle. The next morning, Hussie, the guy Jim Hossie was handing the shit out, was knocking on our doors. He's wide away because he didn't get all fucked up. He just found, you know, there was, go out in the hallway. There's like three different piles of throw-up. Jim Jones party.

We never did that again. I love college. That's what it was about, folks. Yeah, you learn calculus. But it's learning. People arrived, they go, college is about learning to live on your own, like an adult, which doesn't really help you.

Because I was no adult up there for four years. I regressed. I was more mature in fucking high school. Let's move on. And now for Nick's video of the day. In our vaudeville video of the day, this happened at Wrigley Field in front of no less than 41,000. What kind of money is Mr. Fawken Savannah Banana making? God bless.

What a marketing genius. Folks, and I'll say it again, and I know I've said this, their ballpark, Savannah Bennett is 10 minutes from my house. We walked down the street. We've gone, I went to one or two games when we first moved here. And I liked it. It was enjoyable, but I didn't really get it because I'm kind of a baseball fan. But I can see how people loved it who, you know, think baseball is boring or whatever. I saw some good baseball plays.

They're like college kids and all-stars. And then they would dance in between, whatever. And, you know, it was entertaining. But I had had enough. And I'm like, that's not really going to go anywhere. Boy, do I. Once again, I have the marketing touch. This thing is, they sell out everywhere they fucking go.

And I mean baseball stadiums. So this happened at Wrigley Field in front of no less than $41,000. The Cubs have they have had $41,000? Kerry Wood, former great pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He, I guess he throws out a pit. I don't know if it's the first pitcher or actual pit. No, it's pitched during the game. You're going to, you're going to.

This is an AI, by the way. Because a lot of, you know, a lot of people are going, get out of here. That's my guy. This guy named Eddie Popolski, the Red Sox, who had this down to a pat too, and it would flip over his, but not like, this is still an amazing feat.

Check it out. Please welcome. Kerry Wood! I mean, he was a stud for the Cubs for years. He's in good shape. He's got a nice ass. I like that ass. Can we see that again?

Can we see that again? That was perfect. What a useless replay that was. Watch it. Here you go. Are you fucking kidding me? They should show that. You know, and they have celebrities come out and throw out the first pitch.

They should show that on the jumbo screen just to put more pressure on them. Because you know how they always fucking throw like girl? So disappointing when you watch first. You're like, oh my God. What a feminized country. There's no guys that know how to throw a baseball. If you've got to miss. Miss High.

You know, I throw it into the backstop. Just show you got an arm. Aye, aye, aye. But I thought you had to see that. Because this guy, Savannah Banana is the owner. He's like Trump. Everything he touches. Fucking, even that.

It's like, that's enough to make some people go, I'm going on to see that shit. And also, they almost killed one of my favorite pitches, Bill Spaceman Lee, who was a lefty for the Red Sox in the 70s. And he came down for the Savannah. And he had a heart attack in the fucking. Bullpen warming up. And he's still playing. I God, Bill Lee was just on his own planet. He's like a hippie from Vermont.

I bet you he would hate this show. Tie-dye t-shirts and fucking still smokes his weed and shit. But then he got in a brawl with the Yankees. This is what I really became a fan. I mean a real brawl. Carlton Fish crashed into Thurman Munson and the fucking benches. I mean punching. And fucking Bill Lee's right in the middle of it.

and the pile on pie and he gets up and his shoulder's fucked up. We're like, okay, he's out for the year. He's got his shoulder like this, right? And instead of walking off, he gets back in the middle and keeps yapping. Oh, I love nonsense. Let's move on. And that was Nick's video of the day. Ah, some more silly stuff.

Silly stuff. Stupid, draw back your bow. Do you see what I did that? Is that a Cupid? Stupid. Draw back your bow. Why are you saying that, Nick? A circus performer was injured when an arrow struck him during a performance on Friday, Friday night.

In Wallkill, New York, I'm guessing it's upstate. There's a lot of kills, fresh kill. All kinds of kills up. When I lived in Westchester, I'd go two miles north of me. Every town ended in kill. And I think probably for the deer. You'd see a deer splatted every 11 feet to some antlers with head. headphones on them.

Anyways, yeah, so some guy, it's like, it's a circus. They do, you know, they have freaks and all kinds of shit like that. And one of them's a bow and arrow. And the lady's the one shooting the bow, of course, like I would ever let a lady fucking shoot the bow. And anyways, it's dangerous. Here's a guy giving some safety tips to kids about shooting a bow and arrow before this. happened. It may surprise some of you to know the most accidents happen after the arrows have hit the target. Boys run down the range and can easily trip up. So safety rule number one is no.

I almost got it in the throat. That might be my book too near death incident. The incident happened when a 40-year-old Anna Daza, Tavaera. I'd stop right at Anna and go, Can we give the boat a bill? Was performing a stunt with a 38-year-old Edwin, a Cuervo Rangel. That involved a bow and arrow at the Orange County Fair upstate New York. According to New York State Police,

Daza Tavaera shot an arrow at a foam target Cuervo Rangel is holding, but it missed the mark. It hit him instead. Video footage showed state troopers at the scene with a red, white, and blue circus tent was still lit up. Both of the performers are from Walker Shot, Wisconsin. The man was airlifted.

The man was airlifted to a hospital and reports said he was in stable condition and expected to recover. I was in a rock fight with Robbie Sear and his brother, his brother Jeff, and I had a couple guys on my team too. At the top of my street, throwing rocks. I probably told this. I'm putting in my book. And Robbie goes in the house.

He's on his front porch. I'm across the street on a picnic table. And Johnny Dismarice his yard. Robbie's there right in the middle of Rock Fight. Goes in the house. Comes back out with a bow and arrow. Not a kid's one, a real one. He was always nuts.

And he could throw. He was a lefty. He had a good arm. I'm on the fucking picnic table across the street. He comes out with a friggin bow and arrow and does this. And his brother, somebody goes, Robbie fucking take the time. tip off the, you know.

He had a real fucking arrow. So he fucking unscrews, takes the metal tip off. I'm standing over still yapping away. Hits me right here. Right in the fuck. And I went like this with my hands and kind of like cough the fucking. Do you understand? Again, it doesn't mean that would have happened because you can't do that.

People do that in sports. If you got a hit, then you know who would have got another hit. You don't know that. It would go down the same one. But I'm just saying, if he left the tip on, it would have went through my Adams like a knife through butter. Fucking still to this day when people talk about near death, you know, that, my teeth, and getting hit by a car.

I have them all. That might be a chapter. You guys can laugh at. But that one fucking scared the shit out of me. How about this? It's still under investigation. I think it was an accident. Unless they were married and had a beef before the...

According to the Fares website, it's been in existence for the past 186 years. For more than 100 years, the Yarns County Fair has been creating unforgettable family memory. Yeah, well, you didn't stop at this one. Hey, Billy, remember we saw that guy get fucking shot and dead right in front of us?

Well, last night, unfortunately, when she shot the crossbow, it caught him in the neck, said Circus ringmaster, Ben Jackson. The good news is she caught him right at the very corner of the... His neck had a corner? The fuck kind of necks he got.

There was no blood, nothing, just maple syrup and semen. That's that. That's it for today, boys and curls, ladies and gentlemen. I'll save the Kohlberger thing for tomorrow because that's what we call another green story. He'll be a piece of shit yesterday, today, tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? So that's it. Don't forget cameo.com.

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