The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI Finger Wrong Guy | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1854

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Ending Green Scam, Possible Break in Guthrie Case, Canadian Shooting, Valentine's Day Surprises, Olympic Traitor Gu, An Olympic Admission and a Pride Flag Removed! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

We'll do it live. Makes sense now. We'll do it a lot. Fucking thing sucks. I was talking about my last producer. We're doing it live. Before we used to, you know, record. How are you, folks?

Good? I'm asking you a question. Or as black people say, I'm asking you a question. I saw some, again, some black woman politician running for something very, and she sounded articulate until she got to the word ask. I don't want you doing anything for me and it's not just

by the way Italians of Brooklyn say that shit too but I blame it on they get it from you know who you know who I'm talking about that ain't the Chinese it's not the Polish

it's not kids with Down syndrome or maybe anyways welcome to the live lineup I'm Kevin Magoo your host and you get all these shows

you see in right here. You get my show Lotto or Crowder and all of them for free. And if you want it ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium and you'll get it ad free. And it's like a lineup. It's like they, you know, like Fox News or CNN as far as the setup. It goes from 9 in the morning until 6 at night with great shows and they lead into the next show. And it's, it's terrific. It's good stuff. Today I'll be talking about panty hose and cream corn. Why? Trump is ending the green scam, and I mean by putting the fuck and put it in writing,

possible break in the Guthrie case, I can't keep up with it. Since I woke up, there's been two more stories. So I'm going to make a deal after this show. I'm not talking about it anymore until they have a body or she's back at the house. Unless they go, hey, you know, you know, who is it?

Ralph Machio ended up being the, then I might. touch on. Well, mass shooting in Canada this time. You know the country with the strictest gun laws and they poo poo on guns up there and how'd that work out for you? And I'll report on an Olympic trader, as some people call. I don't go that far, but she sure is a hypocrite at a minimum. And one other thing Trump did yesterday that made me hard. His administration pulled down the flags at Chris Park, which is on Christopher Street, where the Stonewall Bar is where the

whole LGBT thing started when there was a riot, 1969, or whatever it was. He yanked the flags down because the flagpoles are on federal property, and you're not supposed to have... And of course, I'll get into that, but they're all upset. And were you upset? Were you upset when, oh, I don't know, when they were tearing down Lincoln statues? or spray painting George Washington's name off schools. You get upset at that.

You're obsessed with your own cock and whatever. Fuck off. All right, I'm in a bad move. Fuck this. Let me tell you, if I wasn't a badman, I couldn't do the show. You know, I did last night, Dallas. I googled, I go, crusty Italian bread. I actually did that a few days ago,

and his recipe came up. And I got a little bored and made a round loaf of Italian bread. And it sounds like wood when you cut it, it's so crust. Oh, Jesus, H. I put my dick in it while it was still warm. That's how Dallas did a very, like he just recognized that. Yes. Who hasn't done that?

Are you behind the times, Nick? Oh, my God. Oh, fucking. Do you guys understand how easy it is to have great bread in your house? And you know it's great bread because it'll be mold on it in three hours because there's, you know, there's not enough preservatives. Is it a preserve? Is it a killer fucking buck?

And like a girl, I've been staying away from bread most of my life. And for an Italian to stay away from bread is like, you know, a Jew to stay away from the dentist's office that he owns. What? Yeah, let's write that down. It's a good one. Not that good, but I just want to be controversial, you know? That was fucking delicious.

And I watched, I recorded the Olympics like on Sunday night. I didn't get to them to last night. Let me tell you something. And I forgot how good the Winter Olympics really are. And I haven't even got to the hockey yet. But let me tell you something, I'm going to be positive about girl sports. Out of all the sports that men and women play, and again, I'm not saying they could beat men, but women play pretty damn good hockey as compared to a few years ago.

Everything evolves, even when you suck at it. But they can skate and they rough it up. And I saw one girl make a great pass of this girl. And she, I mean, Rocket. Didn't dust it off as they say in hockey. That means stop it and then shoot it. She just fucking one time wrist or top corner. Couldn't even see it.

It was like a blaze. And the USA, spoiler alert, kicked the shit out of their arch rivals Canada, 5-0. They have to, they're going to end up playing them in the finals that looks like again or whatever. but they sent the message and yeah I actually

and then and the other thing and it does make you it's like women can be very athletic I don't even know the name of the sport when they're on their snowboards and they go off these jumps and do now they're doing five and a half turns and shit

at least the guys are but so little and flipping and fucking the first thing they do is they have to go along a railing like you see kids when you're watching like TikTok and a kid's on a skateboard and he slides down the

rail and on steps and breaks his face? There's like three of those at the beginning. I'm laughed right now because somebody at home knows the name of that and go, what the fuck's this guy talking about? But both the guys and girls, the shit they do in midair and you know

they practice, you know, on trampolines and shit, they're like gymnasts with skis on. And they land backwards and they go up the ramp backwards. At scary space, it's fucking, every year or every four years, I'm like, wow, they perfect stuff. It's incredibly how athletic. And then, of course, the downhill, which is just, it's like watching, I don't know, it'll be like giving your buddy, he's got 12 drinks at him, you give him the keys and his motorcycle, go as fast as you can.

That's what it's like watching, because they're on the sea here of wiping out and either paralysis or death. And the women, too, fucking balls like stone. They're doing 75 on skis in a tuck position. And we'll get to, you know, one of the skis, I think she was a ski, right, Gou? People are bringing up politics. But the sad part is it's Americans who are saying bad shit about America at the Olympics. And they're just dumb and young and don't know the first thing about it. Dumb Young, I think that was a girl's name.

It's actually Eileen Gou. That's even funnier. Is your middle name Gobler of? Yes. It is. What was the other sport? So, yeah, the hockey, the fucking downhill. And Luge, they didn't show Luz.

They showed, they teased it for the next night or whatever. But, man, that's the other one I'd love to do. We had a, you like my stories. We had, my church that I went to for two minutes was at the top of our street, right across the street. And behind our church was a steep hill. My friends, the carnivarle, he's lived up in that neighbor. But there was a steep hill that led down into the church parking lot. And the church would plow their parking lot and make a fucking wall of snow at the bottom of this.

And eventually, kids playing on it, it would get this effect. True story. I'm on one of those saucers, you know, those silver saw. You guys are probably too young. Oh, you guys, my age, you know exactly what I'm talking. Going down the hill, you know what happens on those, right? They turn you backwards halfway down the hill. I feel like I'm doing 100, and I'm just doing like this.

Instead of dumping off or whatever, I'm going to see what happens, because you're young. I don't know how I'm not fucking dead at this point. I go off the fucking thing, Dallas, off the hood of a car in the parking lot, and land on the hut top, still in the fucking, my friends are going fucking mental. How do you not, that's why, God bless you, you got kids. Imagine watching that, you're like, and it doesn't always turn out good when you got kids. I mean, but holy shit, I'm just, I'm just waiting where, you know, I had no idea where I'm going. God, St. Alphonse's Church, Jesus was looking over and said, don't hurt this kid.

He's going to be a very mediocre podcaster in 50 years. Let's keep them safe. Anyways, watch the Olympics. You've got to do what I do. watching at your own leisure. Play Japanese for a couple hours. Pretend to read. Let's get right to it, huh?

This is I thought was the top story. That's why I put it up there. Trump is on the brink of ordering a massive policy shakeup. The largest act of deregulation in the history of the United States says environmental protection agency, our buddy chief, Lee Zeldon. Look at Trump. Yeah, so what? Like a green scam. Got a lot of bunnies out there.

When Trump's EPA orders the end of the 2009 finding that greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide are a threat to public health, it will halt 16 years of federal efforts to mandate vast changes in American life without legal justification. And that's the big point. fucking Obama. How the fuck do we even let him get into politics in this country? Somebody call his parents in Kenya. They're dead. The so-called endangerment finding.

That's what they called it. That's what the lips led to a host of regulations. Can you imagine they put the word endangerment right in the title? You guys are just such dicks. Listen to the green scam, you know what it cost us? Estimated costs exceeded a trillion dollars. his Trump a little while ago poo-pooing on it before he took action.

Because of my landslide election victory, the United States avoided the catastrophic energy collapse which fell every European nation that pursued the green news scam perhaps the greatest hoax in history. I love it. That's all it is.

Early in his administration, President Barack Hussein Obama, that's probably taken right. right after he passed it. Tried to get Congress, either that or his wife comes to his eye. That's right. To get Congress to pass it expansive. Climate change law.

When the bill stalled Obama, what did he do? He charged ahead with executive action, which I understand because Trump's doing a lot of that shit too, but not where it hurts the country and takes money out of the fucking taxpayers' pocket. The EPA's December 2009 endangerment finding. I love how they already came to the conclusion in the title of the fucking bill the passing, said that greenhouse gases should be regulated under the Clean Air Act. That's faggot stuff.

You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. All right. It's the Fag Act. But that law was never meant for such a purpose. It had passed 40 years earlier before global warming was even a topic of debate. The Clean Air Act, that's what passed years ago, aimed to, control a handful of pollutants that posed an immediate danger to public health. Think like factory

smokestacks or exhaust from auto tailpipes. Greenhouse gases by contrast are emitted by almost everything everywhere, including humans ourselves while we're breathing. How in God's name, that's how you show it's a rig game. You don't think they knew that and it still passes because it's all about money and power. And there was, and is no clear and legal way to regulate the CO2 shit that we bring or the deal, whatever the fuck, carbon dioxide, under the law, leading to years of uncertainty and court challenges. The greatest effect of the endangerment finding was on what? Automobiles.

Of course, the Biden administration used it to require the vast majority of new cars and trucks to be electric powered by 2032. which is six years away, by the way. A huge and hugely expensive undertaking. Look at the, that's about right there. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Nothing.

You're at the eye doctor and you're shit in your pants. The American people never voted for one of the nation's largest industries to be transformed in a decade. But under the endangerment finding, the EPA could impose it. So we, something that big that affects all of us, we don't even have a say in it. The EPA claimed the new EV of, electric vehicle mandates would save companies and households, money in the long, do you notice all their shit is always, it'll be good in the long run, in the long run. And you know why they do that?

Because we'll never get there. In the meantime, they're raping you. And then, you know, and you never get there. Like Al Gore saying, we'll be underwater in 25 years. Here we are. Hello, Al. They said, yeah, it would save companies and households money in the long, due to reduce spending on gasoline.

But as with most energy efficiency regulations, it never explained why the government had to step in and mandate something so beneficial. Why? Because the people would never accept it the way it was written. The Clean Air Act was enough. It went after pollutants that hurt you and I. How the fuck?

I mean, like they said, we breathe it. When we breathe out, you breathe that shit out. And they want to tell us that it's bad for us. Well, it was in me. Just like your dick is in my ass. when you passed it. Now it's out. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, now, as you can see the way I'm dressed, I need money. So go to nickdip.com and buy a nice hoodie, hat, t-shirt, mugs, tampons, IUDs.

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US is where you can do that. A big break in the case. And again, folks, this is already all knows, but it's not my fault. I'll read it the way I wrote it yesterday. And then I'll give you an update on it. One detail from Nancy Guthrie's home security footage could give away the suspect's identity

as her disappearance enters day 10. I think the suspect's gate is interesting, former CIA member and FBI special agent Tracy Walder said, you should see my gate. My gate swings open and close. Anyways, exclusive. She's an FBI agent. Anyways.

Tells page six of the photos and videos. It's so unfair to say that just because somebody's good looking. They can't do that. That were released by authorities on Tuesday. Surveillance video released. And here's what they had yesterday of the guy approaching the door and pulling the nest camera off or whatever. Housekeeping, Landshark, UPS, Latter-day Saints, Mommy,

he's got a full backpack, tries to hide the camera with leaves and whatnot. Trick or treat. Thank you, you gave me watercress. He's like, well, what they can get from that? Well, the eyes and it's amazing what they can get. Okay, I'm sick of this. Music's giving me a ballache. While their walk is not overly distinctive,

I do think that's something the FBI could look at. The News Nation Tributor also noted how the suspect's eyes were exposed despite wearing a mask telling us, I'm shocked they didn't have some kind of night vision glasses to deter their eyes, as they say. That's fag and stuff. No, it isn't.

You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. What are we doing? What's going? Good question. Because of the mask, she said this. Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself. Now that authorities have the suspect's image,

Walder told us that the FBI can build a physical profile. Looking at everything from the label of his shoes to shoe size, gender, height, and weight. The former equity is sexist. The former FBI special agent also breaks down how the video proves that kidnapping was highly planned. she says, and I quote, this is a person who came with a backpack, came with a weapon. They aren't there to steal anything.

Okay. Yeah. And just because you get a backpack and a gum, I mean, they would have bags, they would have bags to do that. Well, that's women. You'd be prepared.

Guys don't do that. Show up to rob something. You get a backpole of protein bars and water because this is their first house they're going to hit for the next. Anyways, they would have bags to do that. That's, uh, Nancy was the target is what she said, so. I don't know nothing about that. A long time, uh, private investigator, Andy Kay explained that the suspect ripping off the

Ness doorbell footage actually helped authorities obtain the footage. The cameras will record to the server, he said, as long as they have the internet. Uh, according to Nest, without a subscription, usually they are quickly overwritten by the next images. But if the camera is disconnected, there should be nothing to overwrite on the server, which makes sense. It filmed whatever is up to that time that the guy disconnected it. Then shit doesn't override. Kay branded the suspected kidnapper a rookie.

Over the night, the feds detained a door-dash delivery driver about an hour from Guthrie's house named Carlos Palisuelos. they released him after several hours. And, you know, people, they can't wait to get upset at the FBI and shit. You know what I mean? They can't. I understand if it was Julia, you'd be like, what the fuck? And I understand that.

But they're trying to do their jobs. You know what I mean? Can we grow up in this country a little bit? Apologize to the guy. Is his life throwing? They'll stop at the fucking nonsense. The left year, overreaching. But here's what he had to say.

And he was a little upset. I don't blame him. Are you shocked? Oh, yeah, I was. Fuck. Go on. How do you? How do you want to do you want to show when something?

Pause. Guilty. Anybody speaks pure Spanish like that? Guilty. I'm kidding. Go ahead, Carlos. He's doing English in Spanish. They help me and get my rights until two hours later.

Okay? My wrist is all fucking swollen. Pause. Does he know those are cameras? Do you see the little thing on the mic? it says WKCS or whatever this guy's talking like he's in a locker and he's cock suckers. I like him.

I actually like him. He's a fucking working class. Go ahead, Carlos. Did you have any idea that this was about you? Do you know who Nancy Guthrie? No. No, I don't like white women. When you were like, where is this coming from?

How would they come up on you? I don't know. Like what were you just gotten around? Pause. Yeah. Listen to the questioning, too. The tone of the questioning. Just want him to go, yeah.

They fucking took me without, you know? This is bullshit. That's what they want him to say. That's most telling when you listen to the press and their questions. Just looking for a reason to shit on Trump's administration. Leading questions. Yeah, all loaded questions. That's right.

Working. Is it? Is it a secure delivery? How do they pull up on you? Nah, I pulled up with me. And a surfboard. Yeah. They were following me, Miranda.

This is the Senate of California. here, Mariano was down here. It's like, come on, two and two. And so then when they came up on you, what did they say? Blano's theirs. Nothing. Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Nothing. They just told me to stop moving. Like, what's your name? Cargos. And that's it. He put me into the car car. You've got to wait like two hours. I waited like two hours until the detective's here and everything.

Oh, my God. Pause. What is it, an eighth grade school interviewing him? Oh, my God. Does that sound like an adult? Journalist. Oh, my God. Did they torture you? Say they did.

It's a cancer. It's a fucking cancer. And Stallone says, what movie was that one? Stallone? You're the disease and I'm the cure. When it was all but a talk. Ed. I only told you this was how to do some kidnapping. What were you thinking? What the fuck am I doing?

I didn't do anything. You don't even know who the lady is. Do you know who Savannah Gunther is? No. No. Pause. Do you really think a working class dude is be watching the

fucking today show at 8 a.m. probably going to work for two hours, you dumb slit. Go ahead. Right. You don't watch the today show. No. So this is a complete shock. What kind of questions were they asking you?

Nothing. They didn't ask me any questions. Not a... So they just sent... They just sent me in the car. They investigated my car and this van and that's it. They asked me no questions, not nothing. Did you get the other car back? Are they still having? No, he's right there.

Oh, they gave them back to you. So, and they said you can go home? And how did they treat like the people you were in your girl, your child? Pause. Hear that? Oh, terrible. He says, he goes, I don't even want to talk about that. What?

How is your family? They scare you everybody. I was going to say, they scared everybody, huh? Pause. Yeah, tell him what to say. Stare them in that direction. Wow. Did they damage the house?

Yeah. What did he do to the house? What else? What else there? The garage store in the back? Hmm. So what are you going to do now? I'm going to take to your name.

I'm going to get a good Jew lawyer. What the fuck, I? You hear them? They hurt your family? What do they do to your cat? Somebody said you have dead goldfish in there. Do they do that? Shut your fucking hole.

I can't listen anymore. anymore. Anyways, I think it's been updated since then. What did I read this morning, Dallas? I don't know. I can't keep up. Somebody said they sent the third letter to TMZ about the Bitcoin thing and whatever the fuck. And it's a real Bitcoin address. It was activity. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So by the time this show is over, you'll probably have something. Right? Let's move on to another country with its own problems. Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada, no. Ten people, don't count the killer as a person. I hate that. Ten people, including a suspected shooter, were found dead after a mass shooting in a town in North Eastern British Columbia on Tuesday. That's the Vancouver area. Canadian police said,

as you know, Canada's big on not having guns and blah, bleble, blah. And they think we're in animals down here with all I got. Six people were found dead inside a high school, which is we do. This happened so often we're becoming desensitized to it. You know? In Tumblr Ridge, two more people were found dead at a residence believed to be connected to the incident. And another person died on the way to the hospital. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said a suspected shooter was also found dead from what appears to be a self-inflicted injury. the shooter may have been a woman. Now, right there, right there,

hate to be the fucking don't prejudge, read everything. No, I came to a conclusion just from that statement, may have been a woman. Let me ask you a question, folks. You come upon a scene. You're a cop, detective, right? They know the shooter's dead. So you're looking at it.

You want me to believe that you don't know whether it's a man or a woman. Even if it looks like a tranny, you lift up the skirt, or you pull down the guys, whatever. So right away, they're keeping secrets. So my radar goes up, and then it's confirmed. As an official active shooter alert put out in British Columbia, described the suspect, listen to this,

as a female in a dress with brown hair. Oh, fucking bitch. A female in a dress. This is how fucked up we are as a species, that now saying a female in a dress, you can't like draw a conclusion yet, is like spotting Bigfoot or whatever. A female in a dress.

So right there it confirmed all my beliefs. A female in a dress. Multiple injuries and multiple deceased were inside the school as offices progressed. You know what? And again, it hasn't been confirmed yet, so I'll go out on a limb and say it, am I going to get canceled from the internet?

In Canada. In Canada. I need those 12 people in Moose Jaw. They bought 12 hats last year. It's 11 degrees in June up there. We send a sell a ton of shit. Yeah, I'm going out on a limb and saying it's a transgender person. Yeah, I am.

I know. And I almost hope it is. can because then we can start outlaw and shit. How about nobody transitioning can have a gun or a weapon? Seriously, shit that the left will go crazy over. That's discriminatory. Fuck you. How many dead children?

Anyways, Tumblr Ridge is a remote municipality with a population of only around 2,400 people located in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in northern British Columbia, approximately 1,17 miles northeast of Vancouver. out in the middle of fucking Tumblerville. Holy molly. Of course it's beautiful. Great place to hide a body. Another 25 people were being assessed for injuries at a local medical center. One of the stories I was reading

referred to as a not gunman, a gun person. A gun person. So I put the three together and I came to the conclusion. Isn't this scary the way they hide it from you though? Do you ask yourself? Why? that's what you're going to ask yourself. Why does the media go out of the way

to protect gay people and trans so much? Why? What is that? Somebody, please answer me. The five people, the 12 people that run the planet, are they all gay? What is the fuck? Somebody give me an answer there. I understand. Even the racial shit,

I kind of understand because of the history of the country and what tension it causes. But transgender is the 0.01% of the fucking population, not even. I don't get it. Somebody answer that, and when you answer that, I also want you to investigate Jeopardy. We're there.

Fucking tranny every other show. Like, this is Bruce Thompson from Delaware. Hi, who are you? He's got a dress on and fucking nice shoes. Somebody answered that for me. Right into the show that I sent it to nix puzzled.org.

Let's move. Hey, it's almost a balance. When Dallas, You know you're married. You're a, huh? It's Saturday? Oh, shit. My wife ain't going to get that gift. I ordered us from chewing tobacco from Scandinavia.

I'll have to give her the other gift. The fucking writing board with a Bruins emblem. Got a place to hold her beer. Flowers, candy, and cat shit? Happy V-Day. That's the headline. Fed up with goasters, cheaters, and situation ships that went nowhere fast, scorn.

singles. What a mean, what a mean society. A swapping roses for roaches. I don't mean weed, candlelit dinners for spiritual cleanses, and sweet nothings from seriously savage payback. This is great. From naming insects after exes to magically cutting cords, heartbreak has officially gone feral and oddly charitable. Leading the petty parade is, listen to this, ever, ever unhinged Valentine's tradition, the Bronx Zoo, where New Yorkers, this is true, New Yorkers can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after a lover, loathe or emotional trauma for just $15. Why would you even do that? You capture the roaches at your apartment in New York, in the Bronx, put them in a box and mail it

to the bitch or the guy. The classic package comes with a digital certificate. it, oh my God, how much time do we have on a hand? Proving your chosen name will live on in Roach Immortality with the proceeds helping wildlife conservation. Not to be outdone online gambling site, Bet Us is back for the second year in a row letting the dumped daters name a New York City rat after their toxic X for 15 bucks, then drafting it onto a fictional all-star rat basketball league.

What? What? Oh my God. How do you even bring the two together? Participants, well, you could have really, if you want to involve basketball and getting back at your lover that you're mad at, get them season's tickets to the WMBA.

That's the answer. Participants can spill the tea by submitting breakup horror stories. Oh, my God. With the five juiciest earning their rodents, a starting lineup spot on the, it's like a fantasy team with rats, I guess. The trend, I'm not even smart enough to get back in a woman I hate. The trend exploded thanks to animal shelters like Blackwood, New Jersey's Homeward Bound,

which popularized the viral nudie or ex-fundraiser. Boy, there's some bitter bitches running that. Oh, guys. For donations typically ranging from 15 to 50 bucks, shelters named feral cats after former flames, then spay or neuter them. What the fuck? Oh, that's not a neuter? That was a gunshot.

That's kind of a neuter. Trapped. Anyway, yes, spay or neuter them through trap, neuter return programs to control community cap populations. Down in Texas, the Gulf Coast Humane Society offers a different approach to, well, dumping on one's former flame. $10 donas can have their ex's name written on paper. This is my favorite. And placed in a litter box where a cat will promptly take a shit on the

face of your ex. And yes, you even get a photo of the dirty deed, presumably for closure. I tried this a year ago because this was around. I want to tell you, buddy. And I got the neighbor's cat to give me a donation. Check it out. The cat's I like to do not Look at that He's doing the iron cross Kedongeran But the gym

Has anybody ever seen that? When I first looked at I go, is that a cat Deformed cat With like six legs Or is there a cat Under that cat? Anyone know

It was doing the iron Oh my God There you go Happy Valentine's Day The Funraiser supports kitten care, community clinics and food pantries. And if that's not enough, catharsis

for your trampled heart, Alaska and Canada have more grisly offerings. They'll have a tranny come in and shoot up your ex. Dressed like a guy when it's a chick. The Love Hertz fundraiser by Bird TLC. I didn't know there was

so much money in the... Where's the fucking revenge porn? You do it with cats. Kitty porn. as people have made a joke of the other. Bird, TLC, let's don't is name. You can name mailworms or rats. What's a fucking mealworm?

Just a worm? No, that's not. Get a snake or something. Or rats after X's, which are then fed to birds of preying COVID's. COVID-19. What do you have to, you got to be a little cycle to sit around thinking this shit up, don't you? Oh, that content. Paula what our

country is. And I'm going to do I'm going to buy a fucking mouse. It only costs 40 bucks and feed it to an eagle and then I'll send it to the film. Wouldn't you be better just showing the video of why she broke up in your fucking her sister? Send that again.

Just moving the fuck on? Yeah, or moving the fuck on. For $10 a crow or magpie. I love mag. Stuff with mag. And Figg Newton's. Get the snack. For $10 a pro or a magpie gets the snack. For 50 to 100 bucks, a raptor.

Where do you get a raptor? And don't say Toronto. Goes full savage. Donas even receive video proof of their revenge being swallowed whole. Again, I think it would fuck them up more if you sent, you know, you swallowing a cockhole of your new boyfriend. I don't know. Up in Canada, the northern spotted owl breeding program runs its annual. no reg rats campaign.

Jesus, how many, this is a cottage industry. For as little as $5, a rat named after your ex is fed to an endangered owl with a commemorative photo sent straight to your inbox. Damn it, we should have made one up. And you know who I do, this girl here

we're about to talk about. Anyways, there's a lot of hate out there, huh? We really are. Angry, angry species. Nobody gets, along. Someone's going to take that and metastasize it and turn it into a Trump thing and send a picture

of, you know, whatever your cat, taking a show. The best ones of the I don't know who came up with, they have to be rich. Though when you put like your ex-girlfriend of boyfriend's face on a roll of toilet paper. To me, that's a good one. And it's

fulfilled. And then you get ass cancer from the die. Captain Happy putting his two cents. Well, I think we're getting ass cancer from what's in our regular toilet, but you've got a good point there. Hey, do you hear about Betty? Yeah, that you get, yeah, that's a double whammy. You make fun, you're wiping your, and then the poor thing dies on top of it.

Anyway, let's move on to headline. How dare go. American-born team China, I'll repeat that because it's key to the story. American-born Team China Olympic skier Eileen Gou came under immense scrutiny on social media this week after making comments about President

Donald Trump's recent criticism of U.S. Olympian Hunter Hess. Young guy, I forget what sports. He plays in the snow. And he said he wasn't that proud. He wasn't an asshole about it. He says, I don't obviously, agree with a lot of stuff that's going on the United States.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And don't you know that the world press, that's where they want to go. And they know these kids are young and dumb. And they're catching on, though. But Gou, I remember her last Olympics being a little controversial, because, again, she was born here, grew up in San Francisco. And because her mother was born in China,

that's her excuse to represent. But it's a little deeper than that. Because she, again, lives in the anti-American city of San Francisco. Gu was born in San Francisco is the highest paid Winter Olympic athlete in the world. I'll repeat that highest pay in the world making an estimated $23 million

last year alone. Yeah, 2025. How'd you do it? Amid partnerships with Chinese companies, including the Bank of China and Western companies. Gu has said she represents China for her mother who was born there,

which is stupid excuse. it's about you, not your mom. Cute as a button, of course, until she opens her fucking festering gob and then I want to send her a valentine of rat turds and eggs. Gu has never spoken out publicly against China's alleged human rights abuses, including the nation's alleged systematic campaign

of repression against U. Even that they water it down. Repression. How about marching them into the gun? Like the genocide. and other predominantly Muslim ethnic minorities and the Xinjiang Ugar Autonomous Region. I had a summer home there.

I want that mask, my wife, to wear that one. I'm trying to read like I ever read. I mean, she wants that for me, whatever. Can you imagine, though? She's making millions because of capitalism, and then she supports communism. You fucking hypocrite. Take it easy.

however, Gou has commented on Trump's criticism of Hess because Trump came out about that kid, that guy Hess, and said he's a disgrace, he's a loser, as Trump would do. And I don't care to people, you know. It should be called out. It should be called out for Hess, for expressing mixed emotions about representing the United States in Milan, Cortina.

What's this video of her, right? Right? Yeah. Here is my ex. Elaine Gou. And so to have such divisive headlines try and make their way into what is, in my head, a very sacred. And, you know, this is like one of very few remaining safe spaces. Pause. Right there. You just look for buzzwords. Anybody who believes in safe spaces is wrong about everything in life. And it mostly comes out, I noticed, the West, especially San Francisco area, safe spaces.

There's only one safe space. You left it the day you were born. How's that for a quote? I should be on fucking Mount Shithead. That's a good one. That's the only safe space. Am I right? And even there you could get a coat hanger in your eye.

Especially if you're in your mother's room in San Francisco. But she's, listen, she's adorable, right? she's a multi-millionaire she's got life by the bag how about just staying out of it all she's not dumb that makes me even more angry she's not dumb she has to be aware what she's doing that's how anti- American is all right good

and share culture and be fully themselves okay it's enough for her former now I can't say it better than this guy did former NBA player. Remember this guy, Enos Cantor, changed his last name to freedom, legally changed it to freedom. Remember he's from a communist country? I can't remember where. He was in the NBA for a while. He blasted Goo in a lengthy ex post calling her a traitor. And I'll quote from him, and boy, he lays out beautifully.

Eileen Goo is a traitor. She was born in America, raised in America, lives in America, and chose to compete against her own country for the worst human rights abuser on the planet, China. Maybe he's from there. She built her fame in a free country, then chose to represent an authoritarian regime while cashing in on endorsements linked by watchdog groups to mass detention and forced labor camps. When human rights come up, she disappears. She's nowhere to be found, Cantor said. That's not neutrality, he said.

That's a choice. She chose to play for a country responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of its own people. And that is, and running concentration camps right now, instead of the country where she was born and given opportunity. You are correct, sir. Could you say it any better? I would just like to see that said to her face to face on meet the press. Where's the press, by the way?

You don't hear them grilling. Oh, they're too busy grilling the FBI who's trying to capture a fucking, you know. Why aren't the, why isn't all the American press going? You realize you being a hypocrite. They, no, because they like what she's doing. They think just like her. Apparently the left in this country wants to be China. I love Chinese food.

You know, Bunny, Sherry, she sent me a Snoop Dog. I told her this cookbook for my birthday. There's an orange chicken, Chinese chicken, which I love orange chicken. It's fucking delicious. How about Snoop? He was on the Olympics last night. Do you know he's six, four? He's standing next to my.

Tyrico, who must be five, six, he looked like he was four feet taller than Mike Torrico. It's so funny watching him mellow out and shit. I don't know why. I like him. Because he was a punk and an anti-white. There's plenty of shit online, him bad-mouthed and white people and shit. And he was a fucking, you know, gang dude from Compton.

All that put. I'll give one of them a break in it. Why I started to like him, even though, again, In another country, he'd be a fucking janitor somewhere. And he's still badmouse this country. But I love the fact that he started a youth football league. He puts his money where his mouth is. He started like a youth football league in the inner city in L.A.

And you know, and you always see him fucking working with kids and shit. And again, more proof that this country is probably the least racist place on earth. Because he doesn't have a sparkling resume as a person. and he's a multi-zillionaire. And he's very likable. And I'm not a big hip-hop fan, but he's got the smoothest voice. And he's very likable.

And as he gets older, he's getting more... I know he's playing the white man's game and rake it in the dough. But he's... I mean, he's charismatic and he's likable, and he was talented. I know that because, you know, I am hip-hop. Oh, God, help me. Let's move on to...

For crying out loud. This is Olympic related also. Do you guys see this? This one was a weird one. A Norwegian biathlet admitted that he had cheated on his girlfriend of six months after he won the bronze medal. Excuse me. After he won the bronze medal the other night, he came out with this. Okay, I don't want to think six months after he won the bronze medal.

This was just the other night on live TV. He admitted he cheated on his girlfriends of six months after he won the bronze medal at the Olympics, describing it as the biggest mistake of his life. Fat boy is a P-I-G-Pig. Here he is telling the whole world about it. That's... That's... That's a Swedish guy.

Me and Dallas can't tell the difference between Nords and Swedes. Anytime that comes up on Jeopardy, I start crying. Switzerland, Norway, Amsterdam. the damn Dutch, Netherlands, fucking, they're all just jammed in. I don't know the difference. I just know there's really hot broads over there.

Here's the guy from, here's the actual guy's Norwegian. I guess that makes him from Norway. And you go, no, it makes it from, Dallas says it's from Norwegian. No, go ahead. Here he is. This is odd. I'm sorry. Pause, pause. I'm sorry. I will read the,

right? I should read for the people just listening. He's being interviewed right after you won the thing. This is a woman saying who's interviewing him. You're Olympic bronze. Go ahead.

Owe bronze. How do you feel? It's huge, he says. Apparently not big enough. It's my first Olympic medal. I want to thank everyone who has helped me along the way. The waxers, great day of skiing,

my whole family for supporting me. And there's a lot of day. I want to share this with who may not be somebody not might be watching today. He's starting to cry. Six months ago, I met the love of my life. The most beautiful, wonderful person in the world. I think a popter and threw away. I made the biggest mistake in my life.

I cheated on it. And that's all I've been thinking about for a week. And it's been the worst week of my life. He's bawling his eyes on. So I had a gold medal in life. Pause. Wow, you're laying in on thick, fella. I saw pictures.

Bronze at best. No, I'm only kidding. Why do you, why is this generation? And again, I have that theory. This people of this age are such a media-driven planet with the internet. They want that five minutes of, I mean, I know I'm being cynical. What do you mean? He's really hurt.

Okay, but don't, why are you telling us about it? You just want to fucking go a metal. Go out and get blown. Don't tell her. What? No, I'm kidding. That was Dr. Phil gave that advice to some kid. Many people, go ahead. They're now who see me in a different life. But I only have eyes for her. Wow, it's a poem.

I'm not quite, I don't know what I want to say here now. Well, you just said it, dude. I almost got my period watching that. Holy moly. His name's LaGreid. Went on to thank everyone who helped them, and blah, blah, I just told you all about this. admitting that he made his big mistake. And the woman, so she spoke out today. I don't even know if I have that in the story.

And it doesn't sound like she wants them back anytime soon, which is understandable. But let me tell you this, pal, it's my theory on it. She would take you back if you came home with the gold. I know women. You aren't going to get it down with the bronze. Even a fucking silver, they would have been on the fence. Fucking bronze.

It might as well be styrofoam with chocolate in it. That made no sense. What I meant was it should be gold with chocolate and whatever. It's a piece of candy on a necklace. Good night. The show's over. LaGreve went on to admit that it had been the worst thing of his... That's horrible, though.

You know, we've all been there, haven't we? I thought I was a big shot. I was living in... Was I still in Boston? On New York. New York, I think. My girlfriend Nancy over a year or two, and then I had done Arsenio Hall

a couple of times. I flew out to L.A. I thought he was going to be a big shit. I had meetings with NBC and I said, bye-bye. Not because, yeah, I don't know. At that point, I'm what, 25, 27. You want variety. Anyways, I get out to L.A. And I don't know anybody out there.

I've told this before. I'm living on Venice Beach, which is the hippiest. It's everything that I hate life. and weed smoking hippie fucking dreadlock roller skating douchebags and just I'm living in a basement apartment don't know a soul

except for my buddy Evan and um wait a minute was he even out there then I think yeah he saved me from hanging myself and I wanted my girlfriend back

so fucking and I'm sitting I didn't boy it was great it was like that movie swingers you know the friends are trying to get him out to have fun Evan every night everyone would be banging my dog come on

Let's go to a titty bar. He'd open the door and I'm going to wife beat. Literally in my underwear sitting against the wall, not even in the chair. Unshaving. I'd go like three weeks and I'll take in a shower. I remember David Tell running into me. He happened to be in L.A. And he said he almost didn't recognize.

I look like I was saved from a Vietnam prison, you know. God bless my buddy Evan for pulling me. You know, he eventually got me out. And it really is. It's so funny. That's how guys, that's how I know we're fucked up. go to a titty bar. Didn't think about it for a second.

It's wrong. Anyways, I forget why I was telling you that story. But that was the worst harp. Oh, I used to call home to New Hampshire. That's where she was. And her father would answer, right? I'm calling at like 11, L.A. time, 11 p.m. He's answering the phone at like 2.

And boy, did he play it just the way a father should. I go, can I spend? I know it's late, Mr. So-and-so, can I, I apologize? Can I please speak to Nancy? Oh, she's down the cape with some guy named Brian click. And it was probably true. And man, was that perfect? Isn't that hilarious?

And then later on, I talked to him. It was sad because she moved into New York. And I talked to her father, who I believe was divorced. And he goes, he sat me down. He goes, Nick, it doesn't make you a bad guy or a bad person. I've been through it. You know, he was very cool about it. And then I get something in the mail and was a bag of rat shit from her in a Valentine's car.

Anyways, let me finish this. While the greed did not mention the identity of his girlfriend, he stated that he is hoping there's a light at the end of the tunnel for both. Oh, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. It's her and a fucking Jeep Cherokee coming out with her high beams on. That's that light in the tunnel. Finally tonight, I'm going to get this in real quick. Fag flag yanked. the Trump administration has yanked down a large rainbow flag

from in front of the Stonewall National Monument in Greenwich Village that's in New York City infuriating gay rights supporters fucking quiz the National Park Service quietly removed the flag from a poll and Christopher Park in front of the famed storewall in a minute and I got such a warm feeling out of this folks

and it's nothing to do with disliking gay people it's just now they're feeling what it's been like with them shoving the pride flag up our ass for the last 40 years, no matter what protests, what rally, there was always a pride flag there. They were putting it over U.S. flags. You're upset about your little flag being torn down. And by the way, it's on federal land. That's why Trump's able to do it.

Were you upset when they were actually tearing down statues of Lincoln and shit like that and crossing out George Washington names on elementary? Did you have a problem with it? No, you didn't. So fuck off you in your flag. Jesus Christ, we talk about you. You're 10% of the population. Not even. I'd say five.

And all we do is talk about you for the last 40 years. Fucking tired of it. Hang up a flag. I don't know. It'll be a good one they would hate. Trump should put up a flag of Judy Garland with an X through her face. Right with that flag. The agency told the Gay City News, what a paper that is.

You ever do the Crossword puzzle? Everything's cocked, twat. tits. Nipple rings. Seven down. Ball pinching device. The agency told the gay city news I'm mind that a U.S. Department of the Interior Directive only allows for the American flag and other authorized flags to fly on federal polls with limited exceptions, and this ain't one of them. It's disgusting, and here they come. It's outrageous. See, Alan, you've had your way for so long. Alan Roscoff, by the way, 75 years old, the founder of the Jim Owls, LGBT Liberal Democratic Club,

who came out at age 19, shortly after the 1969 Stonewall riots that sparked the nation's modern gay rights movement. Ah, the homosexuals. Here's a little history of the Stonewall. I've been in it. I told you guys, Comedy Central gave me my own show for five minutes and I never saw the lighter day. And we went out.

This shit was so funny. That's why I didn't make the air at Comedy Central. It just shows you how left wing they were. They brought me to the Stonewall Place. They had a drink with some gay do. The bartender, I remember had no shirt on him. He was like this ripped young kid. And I go, hey, faggot, give me a Budweiser.

I'm expecting the crew to laugh nothing. And then I went to a gay piano bar. I told you about that guy. He had all this facework. He happened to be from a town near me where I grew up and shit. Anyways, here's a gay fella. Just fill you in. little on Stonewall.

Here's a fact about New York City that I bet you don't know. Well, do you know why we celebrate a nine month in June and where the first gay pride parade was? Well, it all has to do with events that took place in New York City. It started with the Stonewall riots, which began on June 28th, 1969. Right here at the Stonewall Inn, which is a gay bar in New York City. The Stonewall Rides began when patrons of the Stonewall Inn bravely resisted a discriminatory police raid.

Who said it was discriminatory? It's a dangerous situation. At one point, you know, it was illegal to be. get. Can we get back to that point? No, I'm just kidding. I'm just saying. Anyways, the flag's across the street in a little park and I love shit like that. Now, I'm sure there's people going, he doesn't have to do that. That's a petty shit. No, it's not. No, it's not. He made a commitment when he took over. He said, you know what? I'm overturning everything. Anyways, the West Village resident Daniel McHurio, 58 years old, added the flag isn't a political symbol. It's an American

symbol. Is that right? Why do I see it at every political rally? Can you explain that? You can't have it both ways. You can't say it's political when there's a rally going on and then say it's not. Okay? Go home and put a fucking zucchini in the freezer.

I can't stand seeing the government instituting some obscure flag rule as an excuse to enforce its xenophobic agenda. Once again, another marginalized special group who doesn't know how good they have it in this country. Mondami sided with him too. You know, the guy that believes in the religion. where they throw gay people off buildings.

And they actually build brick walls and let the walls. They push the walls down on gay people. That's how they kill some of them. But that's just, you know. Anyways, the city donated 0.12 acre, Christopher Park to the federal government in 2016. The same year former president, Barack, Barack. I suck, Cork.

Obama. And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yum. Make it easy. Designated Stonewall National Monument as a National Monument, according to the National Monument. monument according to the National Park Services. Mayor Mondani tweeted, New York is the birthplace of the modern

LGBTQ plus rights, plus the building isn't tall enough to throw a fag off of, so let's leave it. And no act of erasure will ever change or silence that history. What a phony. Stonewall co-owner Stacy Letts said, this decision sends a deeply troubling message, one that shows the world that we are willing to sanitize and erase our history. Oh, that bothers you now. How about calling white men

and blaming this country on slavery and all that other shit and not mentioning World War II generation for the last, oh, I don't know, 60 years being the most benevolent superpower in the world where you have more freedoms than any other shithole. You probably voted for Mondami, too, didn't you? End of story, you've most hit.

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