The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI Gathering on Hunter | Nick Di Paolo Show #431

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

FBI gathers Hunter's laptop. Giuliani divulges its contents. Facebook demonetizes popular conservative site.

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You're going to die! You're going to die! Maybe we can talk about it later! How are you folks? Yeah, baby. Yeah. Welcome to the show, Wednesday morning. How y'all doing out there? That clip was called Three Libs and a Monkey. Funniest meme I've ever seen in my goddamn life.

Absolutely. You see what Trump has done to them? Even if he doesn't get elected again, he has literally driven them fucking insane. Mostly dumb twats, but he has driven them insane. You see them? They're crying. Literally crying in their cars.

You gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Yeah, but Trump's president. You gotta grow up. I can't. Oh, my goodness. What has he done to them? Who knew the world was allergic to the truth, huh?

I enjoy that so goddamn much. Watch the World Series last night? I did on my new 75-inch flat screen. Oh, my aching stem. It's like being in a movie theater. Love it. Dodgers smacked around the Rays, but I'm still making a prediction. Rays are

going to storm back and surprise the shit out of everybody. Because I've watched them. They are really good. I know they have big names in L.A, but I'm telling you the Rays just have a bunch of baseball players. Reminds me of the Sox in 2004. The cowboy idiots, they call themselves.

Whatever the fuck. But anyways, it's a World Series. But let me ask you a question. No matter who wins a World Series, are you really going to be proud of that a 60-game season? Shouldn't there be 72 asterisks next to that going, this was fake? I'm not saying these teams aren't good,

but I'm just saying, come on. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. It's a dangerous situation. What's going on in the world today? Big goddamn news, huh? That Hunter Biden, huh? He stirred up a cup of shit for his dad.

Oh, oh, is this the October surprise? Part of it, I guess. I don't know. Frank Luntz, you know who he is? A really retarded, mongoloid-looking pollster. Used to be on Fox all the time. He's screaming at the Trump campaign and the paper saying,

this is the stupidest campaign I've ever seen. Why are you focusing on Hunter Biden? Why don't you focus on the economy and shit that are going to affect people around the kitchen table? I'll tell you why, Frank Mongloid Luntz. Personal attacks work, don't they? That's all the Democrats have been doing. And if you want to believe the polls, it's worked out pretty well, hasn't it, for Biden?

Who everybody knows isn't fit to be president, yet he's in the lead in every poll. So maybe that's why. You dig up dirt. We're a filthy country. That's how we roll. People are dumb enough to go, oh, my God. And this isn't trivial shit. Fucking Hunter Biden's introducing people in the Ukraine to his old man, buying access to his old man with Chinese people.

Had some slant eyes to the White House to meet him. I mean, what? What did you say? I don't know. It slipped out. But this story is, it's gaining strength and momentum. And I think they should play on it. But he, again, and Trump should say,

hey, look, don't blame me for COVID or what China did to us. Matter of fact, blame Obama and Biden for not fucking watching these people. All focused on Russia at the time. By the way, you know what that was about, right? Well, the Democrats and Biden were playing with China. They were going, look over here at the Russia gate.

That's how they roll. The FBI and Justice Department concur with the DNI, the head of the DNI, Ratcliffe, that the laptop is not part of a Russian disinformation campaign. I think we already established that. You are correct, sir. The FBI declined to confirm or deny the existence of an investigation into the laptop or the emails. They say that's standard practice. Let me be clear.

The intelligence community doesn't believe that because there is no intelligence that supports that, Ratcliffe said, and we have shared no intelligence with Adam Slimebag Schiff or any other member of Congress. Okay, so he's lying, the pencil neck geek. And an official, a senior intelligence official said this if you thought it wasn't possible for shift to have any less credibility the department of justice just proved you wrong exactly oh my god that fucking adam schiff and these cocksuckers are making shit up out of whole cloth with nothing to back

it up. Meanwhile, the FBI goes, yeah, this shit's on the laptop. Another senior federal law enforcement official told Fox that the emails are authentic. That's what he said. The emails are authentic. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. The FBI and a letter to Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Chairman Ron Johnson, Republican Wisconsin, authentic. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. The FBI in a letter to Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Chairman Ron Johnson, Republican Wisconsin, who was investigating Hunter Biden's business dealings, as well as the laptop in question, said that the Bureau has nothing to add at this time to the October 19th public statement by the Director of National Intelligence about the available actionable intelligence.

That's Ron Johnson, white haired devil. The emails reveal that Hunter Biden allegedly introduced his father, the then vice president, to a top executive, Ukrainian natural gas firm Burisma Holdings, less than a year before he pressured government officials in Ukraine to fire the prosecutor, Victor Shokin, who was investigating Hunter Biden's company. Okay. We've played that clip many times. The Post revealed that Biden, at Hunter's request, met with Executive Vladimir Posarsky in April of 2015 in Washington, D.C. The meeting was mentioned in an email of appreciation, according to the Post, that Posarsky sent to Hunter Biden on April 17, 2015,

a year after Hunter took on his position on the board of Burisma. Here's how the letter went. Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to D.C. and giving me an opportunity to meet your father and spend some time together. He really has a firm ass and a nice shower. What? Get the fuck out of here. He says, it's really an honor and a pleasure. Thank you, Hunter.

But here's where here's where Joe Biden's a deep shit. If we had an honest fucking media, the Biden campaign told Fox News Sunday that the former vice president never had a meeting with Posarski. Oh, my God. Fucking liar. Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar. And you know it. But this, you know, this would normally mean something. Like I said, if we had an honest press and shit, they are sitting on this, this smothering it like a Ted Bundy victim. Biden prior to the email surfacing repeatedly has claimed he's never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings that's what he said he said that many times you're lying and you're a piece of shit let me get this right joe you and your fucking stupid crackhead son

flew to china and then flew back on a government plane but didn't talk about anything what you talk about where he gets the crack it's good shit dad i got it from a colored person look at this jack off keep voting democrat though people this country is in for such a rude awakening you know 37 million people have already voted i don't know who that favors. All I know is Biden has six people at every rally and Trump has 60,000. To me, that's a barometer. Anyways, in this related story, Rudy Giuliani, my favorite politician of all time, actually got to meet him. I always bring this up, took a picture with him, never saw the picture because they probably looked at it and go, how did this guy get into Gracie Mansion? Colin Quinn brought me.

They probably looked at a couple of rows from Comedy Central. We can't have this fucking guy next to me. Remember Giuliani took on the mob when he became the goddamn mayor of New York. He took on all the families and shut them down. Just keep that in mind. Now they're trying to paint him as a Russian asset, the left, you dirty, rotten, titless wonders. Rudy Giuliani just confirmed on Greg Kelly's show, that's Newsmax, there are pictures of underage girls on Hunter Biden's

hard drive. The information has already been turned over to the Delaware State Police. The fuck are they going to do with it? What are they going to do? Look at it after they pull somebody over for speeding? You know, they sit in the car for 20 minutes while they're writing up a ticket. But it's got him on there with underage Asian girls. Smoking crack. This is good news for Trump. Come on, fuck me.

That boy is a P-I-G pig. Oh, he's the Charlie Sheen of politics. He's winning. He's got tiger blood. Meanwhile, in a related story, one of his business partners, his name is Bevin Cooney, was moved from his jail cell a couple days ago. You know why? He's the one who ratted out the Bidens. He ratted them out. Bevin Cooney, the former business associate of former Vice President

Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, who flipped on the Biden family, has been moved from his cell because then he doesn't want to end up like Epstein, I'm guessing. Look at the ass this guy gets. He looks like a retarded pen brother. Sean or whoever the fuck. Look at the blonde.

Look at that piece of cheesecake. Mink you. Huh? Is that what you're going to do? You're going to be an international spy and run hedge funds to get snatched? Look at that cup of tea. Meanwhile, he's in a prison getting boned in the eyes. They moved him from his cell. Anyways, sources are familiar with the matter confirmed to Breitbart News. they had to get him out of it.

All right, get up! Yeah! On Tuesday, several days after emails Cooney provided to Breitbart News senior contributor Peter Schweitzer and journalist Matthew Timmond became public, federal agents moved him from his cell to protect him. I wonder why that is. Timmons, who was in contact with members of Cooney's family, told Breitbart News that Cooney was moved from his cell in a federal prison in Oregon around 11 a.m. local time on Tuesday. Timmons said that Cooney spoke with family members multiple times on Tuesday,

which he said is, he talked to him more than usual. Cooney's family stressed to Timon that they are extremely concerned, given the nervousness gleaned from Bevin's reaction this morning. And they would appreciate a sign from the powers that be that Bevin is in protective custody. Oh my God.

And they're just ignoring his parents, making them sweat bullets. It is unclear where Kony has been moved to. Some people think Madison Square Garden, the ladies room. Other people say the L.A. fucking Raiders locker room. I don't know. But anyways, they don't even know whose custody he currently is. They, the Coney family, believe that alerting the family is the moral thing to do. Oh, yeah, you're big on morals, are you? Maybe they're not bad people, but the son's a bad seed.

It's the moral thing to do. And, you know, if anything, if we know anything about the Democrats, they are morally, morally responsible. It's the first thing they think about. But it's a moral thing to do if anyone in the government knows anything regarding Bevin's immediate situation. Apparently, nobody's answering their calls. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Given that he was supposed to be released in the coming weeks, although that had been recently pushed back without explanation. He's in deep shit.

His motivation lay purely in seeing justice delivered and warning America about what he had a front row seat to witness, meaning Biden's corruption with his dad. Cooney provided Schweitzer and Timmon with written authorization to access his Gmail account and to publish all newsworthy information from his trove of 26,000 emails. Unlike Hillary, the thick-ankled dog-faced twat, he didn't fucking erase them or bury them or break them with a hammer. What did I wipe them with, a cloth?

What do you mean? The first story published on Breitbart News last week by Schweitzer and author Seamus Bruna detailed how Hunter Biden and his associate secured high-level White House meetings for Chinese communists. You get that? He was bringing communist chinks into the White House. Excuse my language. Can you imagine? Connected to elites visiting Washington from China.

He connected these communists with elites in Washington. That included, per those Chinese elites, a secret, unreported meeting with guess who? Uncle Dirty Joe Biden himself they have audio of it and uh sorry that was Jason ordering the mugu gai pan yesterday uh anyways uh can you imagine Biden is filthy corrupt and not one goddamn mainstream media outlet is asking him questions about it. I was watching TV the other night. They showed him getting a milkshake with some girl. I don't know who she was. Half his age. You know what the question was?

What flavor did you get? Literally, this guy. He's in deep shit. What flavor did you get? Literally. This guy, he's in deep shit. What flavor did you get? Naturally, cock flavored. Cock, a cock. He got black and white. Even that answer was politically correct. Chocolate and vanilla, we're going to mix.

We usually get the black. We get it. You're into fucking integration. Congratulations. Everything's PC with these jerk-offs. Nobody is questioning him. Folks, you're going to be shitting your pants. Seriously.

Is anybody paying attention? I mean, because if he does win, the press is going to... We're finished. It's going to be just like communist China. Between big government on both sides, Republicans and Democrats, they get a ton of money from Silicon Valley. That's how they, there's some Republicans who don't have a problem with all the censorship going on too.

Just to give you an idea how swampy the swamp is. Do you understand? We're going to do a story in a few minutes about Facebook hiring Chinese nationals to teach them how to censor people. Who's better at it? Those filthy cheaters. I don't like them. Again, not all of them. Just about how many?

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Or no, I'm going to go down and take a nap. When I wake up, there better be a BLT around. No, I don't have a wipe. Let's talk more about our favorite people, the dirty Chinese. We said it before, No. 91. Who is it? China is one of the most censorious societies on earth. That means they censor people. So what better place for Facebook

to recruit social media censors? Do you believe this shit? The balls on these motherless fucks actually bringing Chinese people over who are experts in censoring the people. Makes sense, right? If you're going to recruit football players, you go to Texas, right? You don't go to Vermont. If you're going to recruit football players you go to texas right you don't

go to vermont well if you're a college coach uh there are at least a half dozen chinese nationals who are working on censorship a former facebook insider told the guy that wrote this article so at some point they facebook bosses thought hey we're gonna get them we're gonna to get them. We're going to get them H-1B visas so they can do all this work for us. You believe this shit? You fucking believe it? The insider shared an internal directory of the team that does much of this work. It's called hate speech engineering. I saw this coming on Tough Crowd. I brought it up on Tough Crowd. I said, what's

this? I brought this up on the show before. I used to go, how come every time I talk politics to my friends and I would say something, they go, you're a hater. Remember that was the term, you're a hater? And I go, what does hate got to do with you and I disagreeing? And they took this, the left, and fucking ran with it. The goddamn right never came up with anything to trump the race card or any of this PC shit. It's called hate speech engineering. Why do you guys get to decide

what's hateful and whatnot? You know what this is. It's just, if they don't like what you're saying, that's hate. It's that fucking simple. Republicans should have thought of it. Very George Orwellian.

Anyways, most of its members are based at Facebook offices and where else? Fucking Seattle. Should have let the fucking Antifa burn the whole city down. Many have PhDs. Really? I thought they were C-minus students, the Chinese.

That's the thing. They're smart and they're C-minus students, the Chinese. That's the thing. You know, they're smart and they're evil. Sort of like, I don't know, Harry Reid. I don't know. Pick a fucking jerk off. And their work is extremely complex, involving machine learning, teaching computers how to learn. They're teaching computers. They're teaching computers.

How fucking smart are they? They're smarter than the They're teaching computers. How fucking smart are they? They're smarter than the goddamn computers they make. Teaching computers how to learn, act, without being explicitly programmed. As the techie website deepal.org puts it, a deep AI, Deep, deep Al. Fucking Al looks like an eye on the fucking, am I right when you type?

Can't fix that? Steve Jobs, dig him up. Or fucking Bill Gates. When it comes to censorship on social media, that means teaching, in quotes, the Facebook code so certain content ends up at the top of your news feed. That's not a fix, huh? A feat that earns the firm's software wizards discretionary bonuses.

They get bonuses for cheating if you're really good at it. That's what the insider said. It also means making sure other content shows up dead last in quotes. How fucking evil are these people? Unfucking real. up dead last in quotes how fucking evil are these people your mother sucks cocks and hell i'm fucking real and who do you think who do you think um content ends up at the bottom just take a while guess folks and then they'll they'll go sit they'll have the balls to go to congress and testify and look us in the eye we're doing all we can it's very fair well anyways i told you yesterday department the Department of Justice

filed suit against Google. So maybe, maybe we're going to get to the bottom. I doubt it. But good example, like let's say New York Post report on the Biden dynasty's dealings with the Chinese companies, right? Where does that end up? At the goddamn bottom. To illustrate the mechanics, the insider took me as his typical Facebook user. They take what Schraub, that's the guy who wrote this, sees, and then they throw the newsfeed list into a machine learning algorithm. I used to do this in high school. And neural networks that determine the ranking of the items. I'm sorry, folks. I don't think there's anybody.

Who's going to fucking figure this out on the Republican? Lindsey Graham? You got these senators who don't even know how to work. Now, what's this Facebook thing? You talk to people, and you look at pictures of your mom on Thanksgiving. Is that what's? I don't see a problem with it. They have no clue.

Meanwhile, these Chinese are being drafted like pro baseball players and they're teaching algorithms and shit. I couldn't even just burn down the joint. Facebook engineers test hundreds of different iterations of the rankings to shape an optimal outcome and root out what bosses call borderline content. Are you getting this, Jason? Borderline content. You know, that means anything conservative. Who the fuck are you? Yeah.

They are the gods of our universe. It all makes for perhaps the most chilling, sophisticated censorship mechanism in human history. What they don't do is ban a specific pro-Trump hashtag, says the insider. Instead, content that is a little too conservative, they will downrank. You know what I mean? Because it's too obvious if they shit on a hashtag. But anything else that leans a little right, they'll put at the bottom of your feed. So you really, it's not obvious they're censoring these slippery Chinese and whoever else, Indians. Well, Picard owns Google.

The point isn't to spotlight individuals who do that with this article, but to show how foreign nationals from a state that still bans Facebook. Do you understand they banned Facebook in China, and yet we're using Chinese to fuck with our people? Could you be any more corrupt, you left-wing liberal cocksuckers? I had you pinned in high school. I hate you. They still ban Facebook. They have their hands on the levers of social media censorship

here in our goddamn own country. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. And to that, the Chinese people said, Biden. Biden, Hunter Biden. Let's stay with some. Let's is there anything?

Let me ask you a question. I'm a comedian, so I know that anything less humorous than a liberal. Does any. Anybody on the planet have less of a sense of humor than a liberal? I fucking experienced this firsthand when I was in New York City for 20-something years, and it was pretty good

up until a few years ago, to the point where the last four or five times I went on at the Comedy Cellar, they weren't even trying to meet me halfway. I would have like two tables of tourists from out of town from Midwest who love me.

And the rest of the room would sit there with their dirty arms folded. I would lose my temper and call them lib cocksuckers after every punchline. Of course, the comedians in the hallway crying, laughing their balls off. But I stopped going. I stopped fucking going. And as the great Louis C.K. said, as far as feminism, to me, that's the that's the kernel of political correctness. Feminism is most insidious group that ever came about. He says they are the like the natural enemy of humor, feminists.

And it couldn't be more true. And that's who's making the decision. Anyways, on Tuesday, Facebook stood by its decision to demonetize the Christian satire site. Because when you talk about outrageous pushing the envelope comedy, I think Christian satire pops right into your head, doesn't it? The Babylon Bee, they demonetize it over a satire article regurgitating a witch joke from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'll repeat that. They demonetized this site, Babylon B, Christian satire, because of a Monty Python joke.

Are you dog styling me? I can just picture the women that work there with their Moe Howard haircuts and fucking fucking hairy legs. Facebook claimed that the article Senator Hirono demands Amy Coney Barrett be weighed against a duck

to see if she's a witch. They say it actually incites violence. Can you fucking be any less humorous? That's faggot stuff. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags. Somebody get this fucking poi eater off my planet. Do you have a picture of the duck thing, Jace, that came with the article?

Why not? You didn't know you needed it.'s produce huh jace uh anyways the social media platform demanded that babylon b edit the article and not speak publicly about the review so they're not only censoring you they're telling you to keep your mouth shut about us censoring you but babylon b ceo CEO Seth Dillon went public. Somebody's got some balls. Holy shit, Ben Affleck is working there. So he said, so after a manual review,

Facebook says they stand by the decision to pull down this article and demonetize that page. He goes, I'm not kidding. They say this article incites violence, Dylan tweeted. It's literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie. And he says, in what, and I'll add emphasis, in what fucking universe does a fictional quote as part of an obvious joke constitute a genuine incitement to violence?

How does context not come into play here? Let me answer that for you, sir. Context never comes into play with libs and Democrats. Never. Let me give you an example. Disparate impact. That's when like Obama and Jerkoff, his AG, remember they looked at Minneapolis schools and they saw more black kids are being suspended. They didn't ask why they didn't look into context. They just saw the numbers instead of asking, why would that be? And we all know why broken homes, bad behavior, whatever. They just said, you know what? The rules have to change. And by the end of that, you could punch a teacher and still not get suspended if you were president of color. So they don't put anything into context to answer your

question he says they're asking us to edit the article and not speak publicly about internal content reviews he goes oops did i just tweet this good for you Good for you. Good for you, spider. Good for you, spider. Don't take shit off nobody. You're going to let him get away with that? Guy tells him to go fuck himself. You fucking, you censor the guy. I was fucking kidding, you sick animal. What can I say? A good censor. Well, how the fuck could you miss? You got three chinks working on the face.

Nick, don't say chinks. Fuck you. Project Veritas goes undercover. This is related to all this big tech censorship and cheating. James O'Keefe, my hero. This guy should be the most popular journalist on the planet. I guess if he was, they'd blow his cover. But there's a ton of wigs and mustaches you can buy and shit.

And you know what I'm talking about, right, folks? James O'Keefe, he goes undercover. He busted Planned Parenthood. He's gone undercover, busted big tech. Well, anyways, he interviewed a Google employee undercover. And this is, we know things are fucking biased there because other Google employees have come out. But this was a little bit disturbing, too. Let's take a look at this video.

And hold on. Excuse the background noise. Every time he does these things, I don't know if he pipes it in so they can't hear him having a conversation. There's always background noise, but you can read the captions of what they're talking about. For the first time, people were crying in the corridors. There were protests. There were marches. There were group therapy sessions for employees.

I guess group therapy sessions for employees. Group therapy sessions for employees that were organized by human resources at Google when Trump won. Just let that sink in. Google, who controls all information that people use to make a decision on who they're going to vote for, basically, right? They were crying literally in the hallways when Trump won. They had have therapy what does that say about you as a people you hard leftists you're unstable mentally you could never drive me to therapy with any of your horseshit i believe in guns and bow and arrows and flank throwers and wrist rockets and tit twisters oh my go ahead let her out organized by hr wow yeah they were they were like he's like okay don't come to work we understand

this is like a shocking event uh take some time off and cool off. Pause. They told not to come into work after Trump. Take some time off and cool. Did you think that, did any white Republicans do that when Obama got elected? Or do they go, you know, we're adults. We don't like it, but we'll take it. You people on the left are just children. Children of the cornhole. And we'll regather again to figure out our strategy, that kind of stuff.

That's what they told their employees at Google after Trump won. What do you think you're going to do this time if Trump wins? I don't see any way out other than they're going to just create chaos, like they did all summer. Anybody with me? Luckily, I got that sponsor. They sent me Kevlar and all kinds of shit. Put on three suede jackets, I'll that sponsor. They sent me Kevlar and all kinds of shit. Put on three suede jackets.

I'll be fine. I just, yeah, put all this together. The effort the left has made in four years, it's beyond scorched earth. What's a phrase for beyond scorched earth? I've never seen anything like it. I'm just flipping through trying to look for a story that's not, but I can't even get through the headlines.

Just refuting everything he says and does. Russiagate didn't work. Impeachment didn't work. What else you got? Oh, that's right, pandemic. Let's kill a couple hundred thousand Americans to get the guy

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Why is it dropping off out there? I'll tell you why. Because Pelosi's holding up your money that fucking twat we have a Patreon question we got a Patreon question Jason said the guy just handed it to him from Price Waterhouse Nick fan hey Nick

what's your nana's sauce and ziti recipe what kind of racist shit is that who says I got a nana and she makes sauce I swear to god, that's somebody who doesn't like me. Just going, hey, you greasy guinea. We know you're a fuck. You macaroni bender. What's your nana's sauce? And we never called her nana. I called her, what did I call her? Don. Don Matilda. She used to to break rabbits necks with her bare hands and I'm not kidding

she was raving rabbits put them on her, I have a bit about it one of my specials years ago, she would just pet the rabbit and just like get owed her $200, just snap the fucking neck my grandfather had a sense of humor but he used to sneak up behind the rabbit with a piece of piano and wrap it around his neck

and goes Michael Corleone says hello and we'd all laugh and shit. I'll tell you what it is. I'll give it to you right now there, Nick fan. I wish I knew what your ethnicity was. The key to it, you get a cheap piece of pork loin.

It's about five, six bucks. It's like a couple pounds. It's kind of fatty and shit. It's a cheap piece of meat. Right? And you cut that up and you brown it in the olive oil first. Take your time, like 45 minutes to an hour. All that fat leaks out. Am I correct? And then you never know.

You might have to cook for 12, 15 guys someday. Then you put in your sauce. No. Then you throw in your onions and your garlic, okay? And you saute that until it gets soft, right? You take the meat out, by the way. Then you put in your canned tomatoes. You crush them with your hands, by the way.

And then you put the meat back in. And then let that sit on the stove for a couple hours. And then that meat just falls apart in the sauce. It'll make your dick hard as a shark's tooth. That's from Matilda. She used to use the tomatoes my grandfather grew. Oh my. And she was from Abruzzi, which is known for its cooking in Italy, to give you an idea. Anyways, that's the recipe. Would you like to know what she used to douche with? That's right, those same tomatoes. The acidity, apparently.

Now, Nick, that's no way to talk. No, no, no, no! Oh, and our FLA segment tonight. I let the damn thing run. A girl was sent home because she, they quarantined her because she was having her period. Of course, Florida. Fort Myers' mother told Southwest Florida's Fox 4 now that her eighth grade daughter was sent home from school last Monday afternoon

and was told to quarantine for 10 days after displaying COVID-19 symptoms. Does COVID make you bleed from your pee-pee hole? However, the Lexington middle school student was just feeling fatigued because she was on her period. Are you goddamn kidding me? She just didn't feel good. My vagina's angry. Yeah. It is.

It's pissed off. I make my wife quarantine when she has her period, when she used to. I used to make her sleep in the garage for a week. Right next to the snowblower in the canoe. The girl's mother, Sheila Gale, was given two options. Kill her daughter. No. Pull her daughter and her siblings from school.

Do you believe this? Do you believe this do you believe this overreach or get a note from the doctor that declared the girl was not suffering from the deadly virus do you fucking believe how intrusive they're getting shut up mind your fucking business and shut up if i was the mother i would have put a bunch of bloody tampons in a fucking envelope and brought them to the teacher and said, there you go. Gail did take her daughter to a doctor who confirmed that it was the girl's menstrual cycle that was causing the symptoms and that no isolation was necessary. Do you believe the overreaction?

I'll say it again because we're a feminized society. That's chick think. No fucking guy, although guys have been bought into this too, but I mean, state data shows that 65 schools, that's a lot of kids right in the county experienced 127 total coronavirus cases between september 6th and october 10th lexington middle school where she was they didn't have any a spokesperson for the school district of lee County said they'd rather be safe than sorry. Oh, did you just make that up yourself, you fucking twat? I think your brain is going soft.

Better safe than sorry. Like, even if she had COVID, it's going to hurt middle school kids. Are you dog-styling me? Honest to God. You talk about a nanny state my god you want more evidence we're living in a nanny state um as my buddy zook calls this guy and i call him he's a shapeshifter he's a serpent he's the devil spawn. Governor Newsom. I can't believe Kimberly Foyle used to fuck this guy. There he is, Governor Newsom.

And for you, your own work, your own flesh, your own flesh. What he was saying there was he listed new restrictions on how people can celebrate the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. I'll repeat that. He's going to tell people how to celebrate Thanksgiving because of COVID. Do you understand he lays in bed with his wife or mistress and laughs? Do you understand? He watches the news and goes, watch what I'm making him do today. I'm not fucking shitting you.

He's telling you to put a mask on in between bites. You don't think he's belly laughing at home with no mask on shoving fucking food in his face. Newsom has decried that no more than three families can be together for the holiday. Let me ask you, let me ask you this question, mind Fuhrer. How the fuck are you going to enforce that? Are you going to have stormtroopers banging on the doors? How are you going to enforce that? Three families, half of LA's Mexican. There'll be 75 to 80 people. You dickweed. No more than three families can be together for the holiday. Even then, no one is allowed inside the houses. You're going to be... together for the holiday. Even then,

no one is allowed inside the houses. You're going to be... Hey, Grammy, get on the sidewalk. We put a plate out there for you, you fucking whore. Nobody allowed inside the houses. Newsom also wants to ensure that the families socially distance and wear masks all

while trying to eat fucking turkey. Oh my God. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Can I just say something? I don't mean this for all you Californians because some of you grew up there

and it used to be a beautiful state and you probably can't move. But for the ones that went there and you're still there, you deserve this shit. You fucking morons. You're the ones who started this hippie new age psychology shit.

All this PC shit, all this feminist. It stemmed out of the New Age psychology that took hold in this country out west around the 50s, the mid 50s. I read my stuff. I know what I'm talking about. Look at this cheese eating. Look at his life partner behind him going, I'd like my cock in that hand. A cock. partner behind going, I'd like my cock in that hand. A cock. In an even stranger restriction,

Newsom has ruled that family gatherings shall not last longer than two hours. He can't be serious. He can't. How do you enforce that? Apparently, singing is also strongly discouraged. I am not making this shit up. I am not making this shit up. Singing is discouraged. Who sings on Thanksgiving? You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble.

I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Does that include singing the blues after I bet on the Lions and they're down by 14 in the first minute of the game? You Hitler lover. Comedian Rob Schneider, who I

love. Rob Schneider's like a nice, a righty. Would have never guessed. Also does not seem to. He's always busting Gavin's balls. He seems to... He doesn't see much sense in Newsom's declaration of his COVID restrictions. He tweeted, Dear Emperor Gavin Newsom,

during our allotted three family limit this Thanksgiving, if my aunt comes over, can I throw her a slice of turkey from the window? We promise not to sing. We will all just whisper. And then he ended in quotes, please recall dipshit Gavin Newsom. Can't agree more.

They're going to count how many people are in your house. I don't understand where we're headed, folks. Shapeshifter, Serpent, along with Whitmer, they should fuck. Again, read your Illuminati books. All this shit just, it just fits. It just fits. These people are chosen as kids. I'm not kidding you.

They're indoctrinated as kids. They know years ahead of time that this jerk-off will be governor, and they place them at special schools, I'm telling you. President Trump on Tuesday tweeted a video of a mask-free 60 Minutes anchor, Leslie Stahl, who, ironically, I'd still bag, even though she's 107. I just know she was smoking when she was young, because she's still slightly attractive at 87. Why did you throw that at Nick?

I don't know. I'm just letting you know what I think. Anyway, he tweeted a video of her mask-free, because, you know, she's telling people to wear masks. This happened. There's a six in there. During a following white house interview he reportedly stormed out of the interview because i'm sure it was uh a real fair interview in a subsequent missive the commander-in-chief threatened to spoil cbs's new big scoop by

sharing the footage before it airs on Sunday evening, calling the sit down fake and biased. Oh, my God. Please put it out before they get a chance to edit it. He has that power. Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes not wearing a mask in the White House after her interview with me. Much more to come, he says. The president, he tweeted. tweeted see i'd still give her a tug my fans must be going what the fuck is his problem uh he later tweeted this is trump i am pleased to inform you that for the sake of accuracy reporting i'm considering posting my interview with the corpse of Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes prior to airtime. This will be done so everybody can get a glimpse of what a fake and biased interview is all about. Everyone should compare this terrible electoral intrusion with the recent interviews of sleepy Joe Biden.

I fucking love it. Can you stay cataclysmic? You are fake news. Sir. A New York Times report published Tuesday evening said the president cut the interview short when he became irritated with Stahl's questioning, citing two people familiar with the situation. And Trump said, May fuck you when your bones burst. And he stormed righth fuck you and your bone spurs. And he stormed right out

in the best black voice he could do. Look at Leslie. She got the hands of a crypt keeper. Picture him wrapped around my cock. A cock. What a show. What a show. What a show.

Speaking of Trump supporters, a black trump supporter loves trump who's a black guy working class black guy uh from flint michigan and he actually loved that he actually is trying to emulate he said trump with his behavior that's how much he likes him check this out what the hell do you have to lose try voting voting for me. And that's Newsmax. And that's some guy who's an anchor on Newsmax doing a Donald impression. Everybody's a ham. And this is I think this is, you know, who? Samuel Jackson's dad. No, I don't know. It's somebody from Flint, Michigan. But listen, he loves Trump. Go ahead. Do African-Americans trying to say that the Democrat Party had let you down?

I know some people were offended. Some people really liked it. What did you think about that moment? Pause. He's asking what Trump when Trump said, what do you got to lose? Go ahead. I thought that moment he was speaking directly to Maurice Davis and my constituency. We are an impoverished community. We don't have nobody helping. Money comes to this community in the name of water crisis and everything else, but nobody- Pause. If you close your eyes, does he not sound like Samuel L. Jackson? Unbelievable. Go ahead. ... really give a-

Shit. Shit. ... nothing about the poor folks. And Mr. Trump, he gave us a lot of hope. Even to the place where Secretary of State Ben Carson, he brought $30 million to Flint. Obama been here. He said our water is fine. You know, ain't nothing wrong with drinking lead. Mr. Trump tried to do something about that. He's outstanding. He don't care what nobody say.

He stay focused on what needs to be done. Let's take a look at the background there what is going on in that apartment he either murdered a jazz group and has him buried under his house or he's a musician go ahead i'm mired and i wish other black folks get on board because the man ain't racist no kind of way. I never met him personally, but I go by your actions and I don't play. Flint, Michigan needs a Trump. You hear that? Doesn't go by man's words, goes by his actions.

That's a lesson to learn for everybody on the left. Dickheads. Fucking love that guy. You are correct. That was Dizzy Gillespie letting you know how he feels about Trump. OK, I told you he's going to do. Let's end on an upbeat story tonight. It's been so dark. British man fucks chickens to death. That is an actual headline. That is an actual headline. A depraved, thanks for throwing that in there, British man has been jailed for three years

for having sex with chickens, even after he killed them. Well, his wife filmed it for the family videos. Ralph Begg, Rayhan Begg, I don't know what he is. What kind of mongrels are living in our country? What is that? Latino, Middle Eastern, evil eyes.

Raheem Begg, 37, was busted after tips to told the UK's, oh, I'm sorry, it's in England, National Crime Agency. That sounds creepy. National Crime Agency that he had child porn with officers finding a number of indecent images of children at his home in Bradford. Prosecutor Abigail Lankford told his sentencing hearing. Also located among the devices

interrogated were moving images showing the defendant engaging in penetrative sexual intercourse with a number of the chickens, of course. I'm in the fucking kitchen and give me my big piece of chicken! He's fucking chickens, folks. And the sad thing is he fucked them to death. We have one that almost survived.

Fucking, he got away. Oh, oh. The defendant caused the death of the chicken on each occasion that he had intercourse with him, she said. Cringent caused the death of the chicken on each occasion that he had intercourse with him, she said. With one of the videos even showing Begg having sex with one of the animals in his basement after it had died. You're a real crumbum. His wife, Halima Begg, tell me she hasn't been abused by this guy, filmed him with a phone and GoPro because they wanted a couple angles. And the clips, which also included abuse of a dog, and they were kept in a file called Family Vids.

Hey, let's go to their house for Thanksgiving. I guarantee there'll be more than three families there. Listen to this, folks. Here's the other sick part. The wife was heard to make sexually encouraging remarks while he was having sex with the chickens like this. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go calling her a willing participant. Bagwood sentenced to three years in prison after admitting three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live, a nice three-pound roaster. He says, I was stuffing it.

Check the end of my dick. You'll find a couple of breadcrumbs. As well as possessing extreme pornographic images, making indecent photographs of children, which is really the sickest part, and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin. So, it's

beautiful, isn't it? It's just fucking beautiful, the people we have in our planet Earth. The other thing that creeped me out was the National Crime Agency. Huh? They're already into Orwellian shit over there in England. That is it, ladies

and gentlemen. According to my iPad, I'm out of fucking sound drops. I'm guessing the show is over. Anyways, I want to thank you again for supporting the show. And don't forget Cameo.com if you want me to roast a friend or relative. I'll make a

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