The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI Looks Into Thomas Crooks | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1818

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Get this through your head, you know. Get this through your head, you Jew, motherfucker, you. Hello. Welcome to the Israeli network. Welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls. Will you get my show? You get louder with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. If you want to watch it all ad-free, what do you do? You sign up for Rumble Premium.

And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today we'll be talking about, I don't know, we got a young girl trying to kind of pull a hashtag me too, but she got caught, and it's interesting what she does for a living. And we got the Michigan female politician. I don't know what she's up for. I don't give a shit. She can't answer the most simple question, and it's frightening where we are, once again. In sports, we get another spitting incident in the NFL, which I got no problem with.

I'll give you my take. what the hell oh and a little interesting incident between a state trooper and two young black fellas but it's not on a highway so stay home for that and you know

that and a lot more so well I haven't been had to do a bunch of shit yesterday when was the last time I was here last week before I went to Crowder did you guys watch I didn't listen to Crowder had some good shit

man. They did a, they did a whole thing where they ordered, this is why they're so, they ordered all the stuff you can get on SNAP, you know, poor people. That's a stance for whatever. They ordered all the shit that we're paying for that poor people ate and they, you know, and we always hear they don't get any nutrition and blah blah blah blah. So they ordered everything you get on that thing. There was cabiar, Chilean sea bass. Yes. they had it all laid out. It was hilarious. I thought that I was eating beluga cavia.

Can you imagine? Can you freaking imagine? How long has the left been fucking the... Every time we hear, reveal shit like this. I'm like, Jesus, with the Republicans asleep the last 60 years? They just found that 186,000 dead people are unsnapped. That's right. That's right.

And that doesn't bother the left. So I... How do you... you look at that, you're a voter, you're a taxpayer, how do you look at that and go I'm still voting Democrat? Just fucking answer me that. I know you guys can't because you're not Democrats out there, hopefully.

It was the funniest fucking shit. Caviar, steak, like this. I'm like, where's the Cheetos and cherry Coke? There's a ton of junk food, which I don't understand. I always, look, I know there's

more white people probably on Snap, but that's because we're a bigger population in this country. But I'm just saying when white people eat Cheetos and cherry cooked, they get fat. Black guys get ripped and get drafted in the first round by the fucking cowboys. You know what I mean? But that was such an eye-opener, and that's why it's a great. We had a blast.

Oh, we also, I'll give you heads up on this. They did a thing where I play a department store, Santa Claus. You know, with a cigarette and the whole fucking bad attitude. You guys are going to shit. You're gonna, it's my best, my best ad libs ever. I had Crowder fucking on the floor, you know, who's on the side watching and they come and sit in my lap. And you're gonna, you guys, I'm telling you,

they just let me go. They give me the framework for the scene, and I just go. If they didn't get at least 10 clips out of that, I'd be very surprised. At one point, I'm playing Santa, Dallas, you couldn't fucking make this up. So the wall is right behind me. You know, it's got decorations and shit on it,

garland and bells and all of a sudden that shit falls on me while I'm talking not on purpose it came unglued it landed on me and I just kept talking shit hanging on my face and then I said something like this who happens when you're working a black mall just to give you an idea of my fucking ad libability I must have had 10 of those those those guys are great Josh Fierstein or fire Stein, I'm not sure, and Johnny and the guys that write the shit. They come up with these. They know how to, you know, they do a great job. And keep your eyes open for that because they'll release those, I think, every once in a while. Like they did the last time I did a sketch when I was the spokesman for Trump.

They kind of released those. So keep an eye out for that. I'm reading Louis C.K.'s novel, and I'll stress first novel, because I know this guy's got a hundred in them. That's the, I, nobody knows that fucking mind better than me. Maybe a couple of girls when he was drunk. But it's called Ingram. I suggest you go get it. And I'm not just saying it because it's Louis, my friend. I read, I don't know, 12 chapters yesterday. I fucking, it's about a young boy who lives in his dirt poor. The father's a mean drunk who just leaves the family and the mother tells Ingram the little kid, get out.

out of here because you'll die here. This place is death. And he's out on the road. Uneducated, doesn't know how to read. And just, it's like a three-year-old confronting the world for the first time. And I'm reading this going, how is this any different than the classics that we've been reading? I mean, it's that good. It's that fucking good. Now, I know what you're thinking out there. What you get? Is that the only time you pick up book is when your best friend writes one? That's why not my best friend. He's a good friend. I'm telling you get it. I was getting a haircut in the Dallas area, and there was a Barnes & Noble. I didn't even know they still existed right across the street, so I walked in.

And I asked for Louis' book, and the ladies said, let's see if I can find. And this bothered me. She goes to the first shelf. It is, you know, 40 feet high by 40 feet wide. It must be 4,000 books. His is tucked down on the coin in the left hand. And I'm like, that's not an accident. I even said to the guy, go, what the fuck's it doing down here?

She starts laughing. She goes, I don't put them. Anyways, it's called Ingram. It's worth the read. What the hell else before we left? Patriots. I'd be the best team in the league right now. Annalsers are saying it.

That's not just me talking. They fucking ripped off nine in a row or eight in a row or whatever. They're nine and two. They're in first place. And guess what? You know who else is in first league? The Boston Bruins. Nobody.

Including me. you heard me a couple weeks ago. They lost six in a row. I go, this is going to be the longest year ever. They rip off seven or eight in a row, including going up to Montreal. They were tied for first with Montreal. And the game starts just the way a Bruins-Canadians games used to start when I was a kid. Sort of went away for a few years. The ref dropped the puck and two guys just threw their gloves off. Like they had a beef in the cab on the way over and just start pounding the shit each other at Center. I still get hard when I watch that shit. Hockey fights are just,

and I'm texting my brother about that fight, right? Not even three minutes later. Another one breaks out. First five minutes at the game. I'm telling you, folks. And you know what they do? Here's the difference. Sadoroff, 6.5-255.

Defenseman, Russian. He's my favorite player right now. Led the league in penalty minute. But he's a good hockey play. But he beat him in the, and they're tough guy, beat the fuck out of each other, and then they pat each other on the back as they're skating away. Do you understand the world be a much better place?

There's no better way to get respected, even when you lose a fight or whatever. I mean, and then the hockey was tremendous. It was a fucking tremendous. Anyways, you guys don't give a fuck. You're probably betting on Tulane Field hockey. What? What are you saying? I guess that's about it.

College football, very interesting. especially the me and Dallas were just talking about the Texas A&M who was undefeated playing a mediocre

South Carolina team and it's 30 to 3 at half time South Carolina unranked oh they might have been ranked I don't know they're not ranked

no they kind of stink they're beating the best team in the country 30 to 3 and they lost the game that's what I'm going to say and then it was a great one Oklahoma Alabama just that just that matchup

that's one like back in the day Oklahoma was in a big 12. You didn't see them playing SEC. It's so good now. Folks, I can't stress it enough. I know I'm like a broken record,

but it's college football sitting next to a guy next to me. And that's the other thing. I love being down here, down south where this is, that's all they think is college football. And I start talking to a guy next to me. He's probably like four years,

five years younger than me. And somehow I brought up the 70s Raiders and the team that, and he goes, I had all the posters. He starts naming off the lineup. I go, what was that about that team that you and I were like teenagers?

Then why were we drawn to those dirty bastards? And he goes, that's why. And he would fucking, I thought only Italians from the Northeast thought like that. Look, Jack Tatum, George Atkinson, naming all the fucking hitmen. It's one of my favorite things about living down here, watching college football.

And I was at Boomies and it was fucking packed. And like I said, you hear girls going, what the fuck? That was not interference. What? What are you talking about? Anyways, that's all I got. I did other shit, but it's boring.

All right, let's get to it. Ding-dong. Come in. What? An upstate New York door dash delivery driver has been busted. And let me just remind you guys again, I told you I'm backing off on, I'm not going to do four Trump Democrats.

And you guys agreed. I read all the feedback. You're like, just do whatever the fuck you want, so thank you. I'm still going to include one big one. We have to. I mean, anyways, the Doodd That's Delivery Drive has been busted on felony charges after filming a half-naked customer passed out drunk on his couch, which she later claimed was a form of sexual assault.

Thank you, feminist, once again. I'm taking a nap. This is rape. Ah, you spilled my Coke when I heard it. Anyways, Olivia Henderson, 23, kind of a better version of Chelsea Clinton, from Oswego, amassed millions of views last month after posting several videos on her TikTok account at whatever, Monster Hydal, Twat, fucking pig dot whoopey, including one showing a man with his pants and underwear around his, I couldn't find that they took it off.

I like to see naked men. It's a lot of fun out there. You ever seen a grown man naked? Yeah, well, you fucking... Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Is that what you mean? That one came to me and this one too. Fun with audio.

Anyways, the guy was laying on his couch, passed out with his pants and underwear down on his ankle. The dasher was arrested last week and faces up to eight years in prison. That's the girl, by the way, if convicted of two felonies. She had been the one to contact cops claiming she had been deliberately lured by the man,

even though he appeared to be passed out in his own home. Now, when I first read the first couple paragraphs, I said, the guy's being a dirty pig. The comedian used to do a bit about, he said, who the fuck was it? It doesn't matter. I was laying, I was in the hotel laying on my bed naked, and then the, he goes, and then the maid comes in, finally,

which I'm telling you, I know comedians, I know damn well, I've known comedians who order room service. It'll open the door naked and fucking... Hi. Anyways. So when I read this, I'm like, that's his fault. This is a guy probably ordered from this girl before or whatever and thought she was cute and ordered again.

You know, they'll send dick pics unprovoked. You don't think they're going to pull this shit? So right away, I'm sort of on her side until I started to read. My customer requested that my order be left at their front door. And when I arrived at their house, their front door, door was wide open and they were within eyesight of the front door laying on the couch indecently exposed to me. She claimed in one TikTok video about the incident on October 12th. I don't believe her. However, ring camera footage, and here's where my, you know, I changed

allegiances, camera footage appears to show Henderson let herself into the man's house. And police have said there's no indication she was encouraged to go in, let alone film. Her own video indicates that the male was incapacitated and unconscious on his couch due to alcohol consumption, the police said. The door dash driver subsequently posted the video to social media. Do you understand you young fuckers how much you fuck up your lives by posting shit like it's just hilarious?

Where it drew significant attention, cops said, confirming that door dash driver had made claims of being sexually assault. Just just think about. how she got like that mentally. That could only happen in a country where victimhood rules. Everybody wants to be a victim. Everybody wants

to be a fucking, except white, hardworking taxpaying males. You heard me. What about it? No, no, no, no. Even conservative women have pulled the hash two shit. Henderson now faces two felony charges, one count of unlawful surveillance in the second

degree, and one count of dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image in the first degree. If found guilty, she faces up to eight years in prison and two dicks, because there are men in women's prisons. Thank you very much. They call themselves Tammy and Eileen. So isn't that funny? She thought she was, look what I'm doing. I'm going to prove that. How did she get to that mindset? Even if, how does she get that mindset? Let's say the door was open, a guy was laying there naked. Think about that.

To her, that sexual assault, just think about, just like silence is violence and all the other shit, the left has come up. Feminist has done, and I've been saying it, me and Colin used to argue, he'd say it was race. I said, no. It's more about, you know, and it's both, obviously. But like I said before, the feminists have grabbed onto the coattails of the civil rights. rights movement and used the same playbook and fucking done more damage. And I watch TV and I just sit there shaking my heads. I can't believe how many commercials have a woman doing kickboxing.

There's so much female anger and it's been going on forever. My mistake was picking up on it in the 80s. I was so far ahead of the curve. I'm rendered to a podcast now. You get it? Pointing this shit out years ago and friends are going, you're nuts. I remember even Artie Lango to me.

You get these crazy theories. You're right. White men aren't, and it's worse than ever. White men, it's worse than fucking ever. And here's what you look out for. There's the dorky white guy in the commercial,

whether he can't order it to drive-thru. There's another one where the kid lets the bowl out of the thing, the Texas Longhorn Bowl. You know, the commercial's 30 seconds long, but they have to, they have to let you. you know that the white guy's a fucking moron.

You have to ask yourself where that comes from. And it's not isolated. That's why I keep bringing it up. It's every friggin commercial. And here's the key thing to look at. While the white guy's fucking up, whether it's in the office, in the kitchen,

there's always a woman and a minority looking at them. Always, usually a white woman and a black guy staring at him. You think that's my fucking accident? I want to do it. I guess maybe I'll have to write about it instead of doing a show with, I guess I'll write about it. But I can't keep up.

And it's worse than ever. It's just fucking hilarious. And that's how she got to wear. The feminist movement, they have a couple generations of girls so fucking confused. And I like tattoos. Here's the other thing I. What's with the fat brides? I think I met a bride.

Dallas one. Must a touch one. You know, back in the day. day when women were kind of ugly or whatever or heavy or whatever, they didn't draw attention to themselves. Every girl I see who's 300 pounds and the last thing she should be doing is making a public spectacle. Covenant tattoos, fucking nose rings, shaved heads. Look at me. It's like they're bitter. They realize in seventh grade they weren't going to get fucked by guys. And so they leaned into hating them. There's another theory for you. Yeah, I'll be dead

when you guys realize it's right, but what are you saying, Nick? I'm saying they should stay home in the bedroom on a Friday night. Quit ruining Applebee's for me. Do you know what I'm saying, Dallas? You can tell they leaned into their bitterness. Not only am I ugly and fat, I hate you too.

Purple hair and a fucking nose ring. You might as well have the C word fucking branded into your forehead. Sorry. Nick, come on. What do you mean? Come on. I bet around.

I'm a world travel. I've been in Milwaukee, Cleveland. All the nice cities in the world. Anyways, all right, enough of that. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. All right. Watch your tongue.

Jack off. In our Make Me a Sandwich segment tonight, conservatives on social media erupted over a clip showing a top education official in Michigan. Again, education is the key. struggling to answer a question from a Republican lawmaker on how many genders exist.

Can you imagine? This is somebody teaching children. I want you to think about that. In the viral clip, resurfaced on X by conservative insfluer, influencer. And by the way, if you want to die young,

be a influencer on the internet. Every week, once a week. Influorantser falls off a boat. Influencer, chopped up at a fucking thing, a chopping thing. Every week you can find an influence of dying young. And it's the way it should be. Only about 4,000 left.

Anyways, conservative influence and libs of TikTok on Sunday, seen over two million times the clip, Michigan Chief Deputy and Superintendent Dr. Sue Carnell is asked in an October 28th hearing by Republican State rep Jay DeBoier, about her opinion, not her opinion, he wanted an answer on how many genders exist.

And as you can imagine, she looks the way you'd think somebody who would be confused by a question like that looks. Again, could be Mo Howard when before, when he was young. I mean, this is a classic, isn't it? This picture here, you got the white balding, traditional Republican guy with a goatee,

suit, jacket coat, against a woman that might be a woman, could have been a guy, could have been whatever. But anyways, listen, the question was, how many genders exist? And boy, what a tough question. How many genders are there? How many genders are there? Different people have different beliefs on that. Well, you can believe all you want. Science says there's two.

So why is it that we believe we have to put this indoctrination into our, you can believe whatever you want, and that's perfectly okay. And any parent can believe whatever they want, and that's perfectly, okay and any politician can believe whatever they want and that's perfectly okay no it isn't but good why are we putting it in the curriculum to educate our children that's a great question what's the reason behind that look at SAT question the reason behind it is that we find that children who are gender diverse are being harassed bullied in school we can't make education gains if students feel unsafe Pause. There you go. There you go again. Anytime a liberal wants to sneak something by you and change your law, it's always under the guise of safety, whether it's we're talking about the military or this. It's always, it's for the greater good. It always comes back to bullying. People, they have a problem. They were fucking unpopular as kids. They got educated and now they're doing this. And what she said,

said is so dated since Trump came back and so antiquated and stupid they literally learned nothing from the last election and stop with the fucking bullying. It's been a part of life forever.

Okay? What a dumb answer. What a stupid. Again, we want to make it safe. I heard that from a bar owner recently. Well, we're make a safe environment for the... Oh, come on. I don't have my pants on that makes it unsafe.

Shut it. Any more of this doucheback? Thank Christ. May she die tonight in a house fire. The clip quickly went viral on social media and resulted in conservatives lamb-baseding this douche. Former Michigan Republican gubernatorial candidate, Tudor Dixon, that's a girl, I believe. Right? Reacted in a statement to Fox News saying, Democrats want to sexualize every facet of the curriculum

and the MBOE is imposing its radical ideology on all Michigan K-12 schools. I love how she said diverse, gender diverse children. Like there's 19 different, which they think there are. You fucking, oh my God, you're nuts. Three quarters of Michigan kids can't read at grade level. GOP Michigan State Senator Eric Nesbitt posted on X. When you realize these other people in charge of education in Michigan,

meaning her, that number starts to make a lot of sense. Yeah, they're not learning math and science and reading. See, that's got nuts. It's right out of it. We've said this before.

It's right out of the Marxist playbook. Break up that. What's the best way to break up the nuclear failure? I think Lenin said it or, Lenin or Marx or one of those scumbags said, you have to break up the nuclear family. And that's why when you see a dad in a commercial, he's a fucking idiot, he's the head of the nuclear family.

And Marxism doesn't work unless we're all individuals. You can't have any collective pockets of strength. This is beyond embarrassing, conservative influence, Paul Zipula posted on X. If a person can't answer how many genders there are, then they shouldn't be allowed to vote. I said they shouldn't be allowed to walk. They should be paralyzed.

Oh, that's going too far. Last week, the Michigan State Board of Education approved new state sex education standards, which include recommendations that students be taught about gender identity and sexual orientation, despite pushback from some parents and pastors. Well, it's only their tax money paying for the... Who argue they undermine parental rights and religious beliefs. Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you. Fuck you. Wow, said Sean Hannity. I'm just glad. I really feel for the parents who have finally woken up,

but there's a couple of generations out there that prove the parents have sucked for the last 40 years, too. She's my best friend, my daughter. Does that sound of the dad? My son's my best friend. Yeah. That's why he's fucking.

selling fentanyl out of a back of a van behind the fucking Kmart, you dinkweed. Everything goes. And remember, in liberal policy, one of the tent polls of liberalism, you don't judge people's behavior, although they seem pretty good at it. So that lady, yeah, with a Moe haircut. Anyhow, any he, let's get on to some more sports, I guess. Hey, we had another NFL spit fit. the NFL is suspended

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase I'm still trying to find out the origins of black names I know you can go down the CVS I don't look at names of deodorants and shit

and they get a lot of them there Jamar Chase it's a bank isn't it for one game he was a he was an LSU guy I think I don't know I confused my brothers for one game for spitting at a Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Jalen Ramsey

during the week 11 game Sunday afternoon. This isn't the first time folks who have done a story like this. Chase denied spitting at Ramsey. Don't people realize this, especially football plays, don't you realize it might be a few cameras around? It's an NFL game. Chase denied spitting at Ramsey, who was ejected after throwing a punch at the star receiver in the fourth quarter.

however video evidence shows otherwise leading to the NFL's discipline. So it's just fucking laughable to me that you're trying to lie. You know, how many million people watching this game? And you know, they have super slow motion. It's like people who steal run out of a store now. They get more camera time than Mike Brady for fuck's sake. And they're surprised they get busted. Let's take a look at the spitting incident.

How about her, folks? Got a three-picture deal with Disney. Huck to her. Good going. I forgot about the... So he spat. Chase's one game suspension will cost him. First of all, he said he was lying.

I mean, he was... Fuck it. He wasn't... What did I say? Cut. He was lying. I know, but I wanted to do that. He's lying.

I'm innocent. Chase's one game suspension will cost him as usual. Okay, sit down for this one. His usual weekly paycheck. Do you hear what I said? I didn't say monthly. I said weekly. I didn't say yearly.

I didn't say buy yearly. Weekly paycheck of $448,333. And if he reads above a seventh grade level, I'll blow you. As well as. As well as a 58,000. $823 per game active bonus. What the fuck does that even mean? You show up, we'll give you another 58.

Anyways. And there's worse ones than that. I mean, somebody's getting 40 mil. I don't know. The NFL said Chase violated Rule 12, Section 3, Article 1. Okay, Hitler. Jesus. Which applies to any act that is contrary to the generally understood principles of sportsmanship.

Chase's actions were criticized by many in the sports world. including some outside football, baseball Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson. By the way, Reggie Jackson could have played pro football. I think he was drafted, if I'm not mistaken, or could have been drafted.

He was an unbelievable football player, they said. Anyways, Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson, for you young kids, he was missed to October before Gita was. He hit three homers in a World Series game against the Dodgers, and he would just come alive, come the playoffs. Anyways, Reggie Jackson ridiculed Chase for his actions on X.

And he said, how'd we get to spitting on a person? Jackson wrote, Jamar, it's an act that never goes away. It brands you. You wear it forever. You're sort of like you're not hustling after a fucking... I was at the Red Sox Yankee Games in the 70s when that incident happened. If you guys remember, Billy Martin was the manager of the Yankees. Reggie Field was in right field and he didn't hustle for a ball.

and I think the guy turned it into a double or whatever. Billy Martin, if you guys don't know, was an alcoholic, a great baseball coach. He weighed about 140 pounds soaking wet. He was Italian and something else. Heavy drinker. He looked chip face during the day. He fucking waves Reggie in, right in the middle of the game to embarrass him,

to take him out of the game. I'm sitting in the bleachers. I can see into the Red Sox Yankees dugout. I'm watching him jog in. I see Billy Martin get in his face and start yapping. and then he starts to go after Reggie and the players are trying to hold the little shit back. Reggie just stand in there.

Even then I get excited. That was the game, and I'm not kidding you, that was the game a guy stole a giant barrel of Goulden's mustard and was running around on the bleachers. And he had no shirt on, people were throwing beers at him. That's what it was like in the 70s. He was a Yankees guy, had a Yankees hat.

They had big things of mustard. You know, for hot dogs, he fucking stole it. I'd do that too. I like Goulden so much. I really do. It's my favorite fucking thing. I've actually eaten bowls of Gould. Anyways, so Reggie says, where'd you learn that?

For sure not your parents. Why would you say, first of all, parents, plural. Come on, Reggie. Where'd you grow up? Do that to him in a private place, Reggie says, so he can whip your butt for memory. You're a great player. Be a great leader.

And Lamar, what Chase said. Shut up. Mind your fucking business. Shut up. Black guy sounds just like Pesci. Let's on. Oh, we've got, well, this is sort of sports-related. Personal foul on sportsmen like a conduct.

This is interesting. Happened last Saturday. During college football. During the game we discussed earlier. South Carolina, wasn't it? I always wondered, by the way, no one really ever answered me. why it's only like down south.

It might be everywhere now, but I don't see it. After the game, even as a kid I'd go, why there are always two like sheriffs next to the coach when the games? I thought it was so cool. And what do I? Every SEC team has state troopers around their coaches. What's the origin of that? The origin, I have no idea.

I know. I'd like to know. I'm going to give Bobby Bowden. Oh, he died. Terry. I'll call Terry Bowden That's right, the kid Hey, I noticed your old man was being guarded

like Charlie Manson after a wind What the fuck was that about? He was good with the knife Yeah, you always see two state Troopers walking with a, it's fucking, you know, it's kind of cool. It's like, you know, like he's the president. But, but, I'm guessing it's security,

some nutback could run it up and suck a pie. But you don't, I don't see it when University of Pitt is playing, you know, fucking, you know, University of Delaware or whatever. You're like, yeah, nobody cares. A Texas Department of Public Safety, that's a DPS as far as I'm concerned. Trooper was sent home after having a run-in.

Sent them home. What's your kid? In school? Had a run-in with South Carolina player. Nick, by the way, that's NYCK. You people. Can you just do it? Nick Harbor during Saturday's game against number three.

Texas A&M and and you're going to see you're going to see here the incident with the cop and the two plays. It speaks for itself. It happened at Saturdays match up between Texas A&M and South Carolina. You can see the DPS trooper

bump into Game Cox wide receiver Nick Harbor and others. Watch us. Can we see it? It happened at Saturdays matchup between Texas A&M and South Carolina. You can see the DPS trooper bump into Game Cox. Wow. Here's my take on that.

I understand both sides. First, I was going to blame the brothers. Anytime a cop and two brothers and there's an incident, I'm like, usually the brothers, they pretend they're afraid of the cops. The last thing I'm afraid. But I've watched him a couple times, and those brothers actually try to make a space for him. And the cop was a dick. And I also understand the cop having an edge.

First of all, this is, where was the game? Texas South Carolina. It doesn't matter for the Texas A&M or South Carolina. you know the cops are state trope. They spend their lives, you know, getting up hoping

they come home from work because the guys that look and usually act like this. What are you saying? You know what the fuck I'm saying? I have to fucking explain him on. But I'm giving the brothers that they made a fucking space for him.

And he had to still I guarantee he probably just had an incident during the week with a couple. So yes. For once I'm saying to the cop, I don't know, dude. I think it was sort of, your fault here. In the second quarter, the junior-wide receiver scored an 80-yard touchdown,

and his momentum took him up a tunnel at Kyle Field while hobbling with a light, slight limp. Harbors' score gave South Carolina a 27-3 lead over the heavily favored Aggies, and they sent the ref home. You go home, Ritchie. This ain't going to happen on one of my players. This is the cop. He didn't take it well. That's right, folks. I dragged the Sopranos into it. The minute I read the article, I heard he had to go home. This is how my mind works since I've watched Sopranos a thousand times.

That's Richie Appreel, and you guys better watch that song. You're going to fucking, best bad guy ever. His first scene, he beats an old friend of his with a coffee pot and then runs him all with his SUV. That's how they entered the, that's how the character was introduced. And then he got mean. Anyway, the, you know, the players were, I don't know. Hey, where are the white women at? It ain't in a locker room, son.

Texas A&M campus police later announced we are aware of the incident in the anti-tunnel, North East Tunnel, involving a DPS trooper. He has been relieved of his game day assignment. All right, long as you don't fire him. We need cops. But that was pretty, that was pretty, I don't know, pretty. pretty southern-like kind of old-school southern cop not putting up with no bullshit even though I didn't see any bullshit and I like how the other guy the other place said come on man don't get

into that we'll beat the fuck out of him after the game the DPS also issued a statement saying the trooper was sent home our officer of inspector general is also aware of the incident and we'll be further looking into the matter Jesus Christ it wasn't a Kennedy assassination relax CNN has reached out and this is the only time CNN ever covers sports when there's a racial incident and it's a white cop

and he might be at fault at something so horrible as this CNN's article must have been fucking 20 minutes long you guys are just fucking babies who watch the language CNN has reached out to Texas A&M athletics

for comment but did not immediately hear back good luck you think anybody from Texas or South Caroline's going to talk to CNN. The Game Cocks, my favorite name for the team. It's very silly. It's got cocking it.

Listen to this. They led 30 to 3 at halftime. I told you this. Fell to the Aggies, 31.30. Behind the biggest comeback in Texas A&M history. And let me tell you, I was at that bar. As soon as they scored the first one, they scored it quick into the second half.

I go, let me tell you something. Now it's a 20-point game. They have all the, this is an undefeated team. And sure enough, man, I didn't think, I didn't, I wasn't predicting they were going to fucking pull off the comeback completely. I knew, I thought it would be a closer game. South Carolina head coach Shane Beamer hanged himself in the shower after. We have footage.

No, said he wasn't, by the way, Shane Beamer is the son of Frank Beamer, a legendary coach of Virginia Tech. He had, do you remember, Alice, did you notice the skin graft in how that happened? He was in his garage, in his garage, I think as a teenager, or maybe as a young adult, I can't, something exploded in the garage that he was working on, cooked his face. They had to take skin from his ass and put it on his neck. Now he's an ass neck. Said he wasn't aware of the incident with Harbour and the trooper, but added, it was good to know

when told the officer got sent home. And he answered back, very classy, got to be. got a ton of respect for the people here in College Station. That's what Texas A&M is. Beam and Toll reporters, they're just a first-class operation, everybody. And, yeah, I want to, I don't know, did they ever interview the two brothers to see what? Man, fuck the cops.

My Brettie, Eddie, doing time because that motherfucker. All right. Let's move into an interesting story. One that I would use to, I used to, you know, probably open with, but again, there's a lot of other stuff going on in the world. But this one was too big to, and that's my new rule, you know. Opening the books on Crooks, that's Thomas Crooks. If you remember, he was the kid in Butler, Pennsylvania,

who almost set off a civil war in this country. If he, another inch the other way, it would be World War III. And I'm not fucking kidding. Think about if they killed Trump. You'd have level-headed people, like myself, picking up a gun and going, Dallas, show me how to use this. I gotta go kill somebody.

Opening the books on Crooks, the American people deserve answers about what drove Thomas Crooks to attempt to assassinate President Trump. Who said that? White House Press Secretary and the yummy candy bar. Caroline Levitt, told the post, after a damaging report emerged,

suggesting the gunmen left the trail of digital clues the FBI did not previously share with the public. So, you know, she said, I'm going to find out what that hell happens here. Those questions are definitely deserving of answers, and I understand why the public wants those answers. And I believe the president does too. Leavitt recently told Miranda Devine,

who might be the best reporter in the country. She's written for the New York Post for years. She's from Britain, I think, from the accent. and she uncovered the whole laptop story with Hunter Biden and a bunch of other shit. She's been on top of all this stuff. And anyway, she told Miranda Devine that on Podforce 1. Let's about you.

Levitt's comments came as Divine dropped a bombshell report in the post on Monday. That's today. No, it isn't. Today's Tuesday. About newly, I took to Advilp. Slept through the night. but again I'm melting my brain away you know what and I'm not this scares me and I'm not

making this one up folks I'd cook something in the kitchen for Andy and me and then I said where's the I can't find the the lid to the whatever and she goes we like oh it goes up there she goes yeah and the remote she goes me in the remote doesn't we have a TV in the kitchen doesn't belong in the trash and I thought she was kidding yeah I know Dallas that's a look I had I go, what are you talking? She goes, I found the remote. And I go, I must have, I clean up after I cook, by the way, folks. I must have knocked it in the trash.

But you know what? That scared the shit out of me because one of my dad's friends who also had Alzheimer's, when he was getting bad, would scrape his food off his plate into the toilet. So if my wife finds a pork truck, on the toilet. I'm calling the ambulances. The post Monday of a newly on earth social media posts that appeared to show

crooks openly supporting political assassinations, ranting against Trump and using they-them pronouns online. And remember it was his boyfriend slash girlfriend who was the tranny or whatnot. Oh, I'm sorry. See what I'm saying? The Advil P.M. head.

No, you're right. So many people are trying to kill him. I can't keep him straight. So many trans people. That's right. I didn't even. That's right. Crook's motive is just one of the major questions that remain unanswered in the 16 months since the attempt on Trump's life. Among the other unanswered questions are whether Crooks acted alone or had contact with agents of a foreign government.

How about our government? What are you fucking kidding? me, why the FBI never noticed or investigated Crook's violent rhetoric online, I think you're answering the questions yourself by asking them. Whether the FBI, remember, this is a Chris Ray FBI that all this shit happened under. And they are the ones who should have found all these missions online. And I think they did find, didn't they? Oh, no, it was since he left that they did find shit like that.

Whether the FBI turned to overall evidence that it had to congressional investigators, did FBI investigators find all a crook's online activity or was some of it overlooked? That's putting it politely. The FBI did not remember. This is the FBI. Remember, folks, Department of Justice Comey, all the filthy people in it. The FBI did not respond to a request for comment. Levitt's comments came after sources revealed a true.

You know how big a trove is? It's bigger than a tree, even a tribe. It's a trove. Alarming posts, Crooks is believed to have made across social media for years. On several occasions, he openly called for political assassinations and violence, and so did Madonna, according to posts under his name on YouTube. IMO, what does that mean? In my opinion. In my opinion, thank you. Scary when I'm going to Dallas for internet rhetoric.

I thought you're just going to look at me and go, in my opinion, the only way, this is a quote, online by crooks, the guy who shot Trump in Pennsylvania. To fight the government, he was pro-Trump and pro-right-wing for a while, and then something changed. In my opinion, that's even more evidence it's some form of government or, right? Leave them guessing. Don't make it so obvious.

I, in my opinion, the only way to fight the government is with terrorism-style attacks. Sneak a bomb into a central building and set it off before anyone else sees you. Track down an important people, slash politician slash military leaders, etc. And tried to assassinate them. Crooks wrote in a post on August 5th, 2020. Tommy Crooks. Tommy little common of shit twinkled toad cock sucker down here. Who just signed his own network?

Boy, that's a perfect quote for what happening. him. I forgot though, Della. I forgot that, yeah, did they mention that we thought he was a trant? None of that came out. That's new. That's no thing is new. Yes. How do you miss stuff like that? As you said, how does the FBI miss that? They're supposed to be modern and I know you're going to go, the internet's fucking huge. No, when it comes to the president. You know what I mean? I mean, you know, you have an idea of where you should. should be looking, I guess. I don't know. But the, you know, I mean, every time Trump's mentioned or just the word president, I would think they have an algorithm.

But the FBI previously said crooks, who was 20 when Secret Service counter snipers, whacked him. Not in the face. At the rally was largely a ghost online. This is what the Chris Ray, FBI said, was largely a ghost online and left behind no clues about his mindset of Paul. politics. Then FBI director Christopher, I'm a dirty cop. Ray, also testified to Congress that Crooks was never on the Bureau's radar before the shooting. How many things as this guy said in them four years? We were like, you are so full of shit. What a dirty motherfucker. A congressional report on its investigation into the assassination also made no mention of any

of the digital posts recently uncovered. The newly surfaced report. noted. FBI director Cash Patel, and this bothered me, previously denied the findings in the report, insisting in a November 14th expose that Crook's online footprint was negligible. What are you fucking kidding me? Nevertheless, a pattern of crook's alarming behavior appears to have been there, and Leavitt suggested Trump himself still had lingering questions about what really happened the day he was almost killed. Now, if you're the president and you can't find out. How the fuck are we going to find it? That's the FBI already. They're watching

the show. You friggin't believe it? And I didn't quote all the shit that he had online. Then he got, it was like really pro-Trump and then he got really fucking anti-Trump. I didn't put them in there because it'll be a 50-minute

story. But the gist of it is under Ray and those four, when it happened, right? Trump was running for president again. Oh, there was no online print. And then they said it after. He didn't have much of a footprint.

What are you fucking kidding me? It's like Andre, the giant stepping in mud. Here's a footprint. All right. Anyhow, any he. Let's move on. As you know, Dallas has a new baby. How old is the son now?

Seven months. Holy fuck. Seven months. Let me tell you something. Next time I ask will be 22. Wait a minute, that can't be right. I'd be dead. I'd be 85 if I'm lucky. I get good jeans.

Anyways, yeah, I got them at the fucking Home Depot. Let's move on to May I wipe your filthy ass, you stupid baby? What? This one's going to buckle up. I should give you a trigger warning. If you're against Psychobabble and New Age horseshit, and you should be if you're watching me, this one's going to send you through the roof.

Yes, it's Australia, but it doesn't. It doesn't matter. All that shit starts here something. Research experts in Australia. First, right away I go, ooh, experts. Encourage moms and dads, listen to this, to request an infant's consent. You read that correctly, consent before changing their diaper. Why, a lot of you finger popping your babies before you? At the start of a nappy change, ensure your child knows what is happening. Researchers wrote, and a November 2025 guide that I printed out and wiped with my ass. Get down to their level.

You mean mentally? I'm already there. And say, you need a nappy change. This is how it used to say to girls when I got them in bed. And then pause so they can take this in. Are you listening to this? We're talking babies who are still shitting their pants and shit. And you want us to talk to them like they're adults.

Do you understand? They're not. apprehending any of it? Then you can say, do you want to walk or crawl with me to the changing table or would you like me to, uh, would you like me to carry you? And of course, the baby's going to go. It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer. The experts, yes, you will, baby, Joey. The, oh my God. This is a woman. This is her theory. You think she has any beef with men or parents or this girl who wants to be secret a cherry-dipped dairy queen.

Look at that fucking nitwit. That's a girl, I think. Yeah, it's a girl. This is her theory. Do you understand how sick that is? In other words, she was probably molested. Maybe. I don't know. She's just an asshole who bought into the whole feminist shit.

Yeah. Oh, no way. She has kids. Can't rub two clicks together. You can get a hell of a movie. Nick. It's called, you know what. Not forking. Thank you.

I had the wrong instrument. Dallas has answered a couple of questions that 24-year-old girls would know today. He's on fucking fire here. Cisoring, exactly. I tried that with a guy once. I ended up with a sore taint. We called it ball busting.

The experts, we started a brush fire with our hairy taint. The experts, further noted that this can be a time to help children. She's considered an, what makes her an expert? She ever have a kid? Learn about consent and how their bodies work. Do you hear that?

That's the mind of an adult lesbian. In an ultra-permissive anti-authoritarian approach to child-rearing, in other words, you're my best friend, to child-rearing that prioritizes empathy, respect, connection, and communications over rules and punishments. Really? I'm supposed to respect the baby and communication is important

while it's shitting its pants. What in fucking God's name? The softy strategy is popular with Gen Ziers and I can tell because you're really a bunch of self-absorbed assholes for the most part. I defend you when I can but if I see one more picture

and I know this includes a millennial generation of you staring into your own fucking taking a selfie of you. yourself, like you're the most beautiful thing on earth. The softy strategy is popular with Jen's ears and millennials mothers and fathers under age 46. However, it's been widely bashed by online critics who claim the overindulgent unconventional parenting style turns untamed tykes, not dykes, tikes, into knee-high hellions.

Yeah, my father used to knock the fucking hellion right out of me. By the time I was two. and I had it coming. I mean, he wouldn't hit me in the face when I was two. He waited until I was six. Scariest thing was trying to bring home I bring on my math test with a shitty grade on and having him fucking help me.

The new research additionally recommends inviting babies to participate in the grooming ritual. They can't talk or think. Asking them questions like, listen to this. This is shit I ask girls. I'm telling you.

Ben. When I was a kid, can you please lift up your bottoms so I can slide your nappy out? That was, I used to call a tampon a napy. Like a napkin. You know, feminine napkin. These habits plant the seed of the idea that a child has the right to say what happens to their body. This is a sickness. She probably has a degree from some junior college in Australia.

It's important children notice when someone is touching their most intimate. Yeah, children. not a fucking baby. Cheapest crow. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Said the insiders, wanting parents not to just, listen to this. They tell parents do not distract small children with songs, toys, or rattles during the changing process. And I know, I've seen Dallas, well, his wife's changing the baby's diaper.

Dallas is over there with an accordion doing some Polish song. Crassie cymbals. Fucking rim shots, kazoos. Kids laughing and shitting. Oh my God. I respect the hell out of parents. And the diaper thing,

that's my kryptonite bugs. If I step in dog shit, or I get a little of my own on my finger, I don't know how that happens. I cook in the nude. What? What's that? Anyways.

I don't know, I faint like a girl. I smell shit. Oh, I see shit. It's my kryptonite. So when I hear people having baby and changing the babies, right there I go. I guess I'm glad I would have been a horrible father. And if you don't believe me, you can get pretty gross. I just thought to throw this in for you to make it interesting.

This just happened. Oh, my God. Oh, back it up. Pause. Was that a baby? Sound like a truck driver. After 18 hours of fucking slim gyms. It's impressive.

Dimitri's got some rattles, man. Holy Christ, that was like the fucking bass. All right, let her roll. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Christ. That's fucking beautiful. Oh, it's not. What the hell?

Did you see that? It was a green volcano. I'm guessing that was strained peas. Unless you're feeding your kid fucking Swiss charts. green mud pouring out of there. It wasn't even, it was the same color as it goes in. Oh my God. Louis C.K. once again,

shows how good a writery, but he was talking about changing one of his baby's diapers. That's how fast time goes by. She's already an adult that out in the world, but he's like, I mean, she had, she shit, like I have never, she goes, he goes, it wasn't like a baby, a baby shit. It was like a 58-year-old alcoholic.

Anyways, I have an admiration for you guys who can handle that shit. But again, the gist of the story is the baby, you should ask the baby for its consent when it can't even talk. That's scary. That's mental illness on her part. And again, I believe in crucifixions. Anyways, that's it for today, boys and girls. I had a great time.

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