The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI Tried To Bribe Steele | Nick Di Paolo Show #1288

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

FBI bribed Steele. Karine thinks people care. GA HS student murdered. Aikman gets heat for dress. Megyn "slaps" Kim K's ass. Muslim patriots. 

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Pa-da-pa-pow-dow-pang! Folks, Ed, how are ya? Uh, uh, you happy to see me, or is that a plantain in your pocket? Ha ha ha ha! Great show tonight, Ed. Great show. How are you? Are you happy to see me, or is that a plantain in your pocket? Great show tonight, Ed. Great show. The great Abe Bogota. He's 111 years old, Ed.

Imagine that, 111. Celebrating his 93rd year in show business. Linda Lavin on a really shitty sitcom that somehow is a hit. Plays a fucking diner person or something. And we got the great from, the great one from, you know, Saturday Night Fever, John Travolta. Where is it? He's at Fanuccia.

That's a time for fag. How'd I know that from being from Nebraska? Oh, and musical guest, Titmouse are running. Rachel. Anyways, how you doing, folks? Mr. DiPaolo, no one can be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Who says I'm pretending, bitch? You know, Mr. DiPaolo, I'm really proud of you.

Thank you, Bob. I appreciate it. Anybody play off baseball? I feel I can bring it up. It's at least the playoffs, and you guys are my fans. I'm guessing even the women are into sports that watch this show, but I'll tell you the goddamn Seattle. I was going to say Seahawks. Seattle Mariners were dominating the whole game.

They were up 7-2 going into the eighth, I believe, I was going to say Seahawks. Seattle Mariners were dominating the whole game. They were down. They were up 7-2 going into the eighth, I believe, against the Astros, who I believe are going to win the World Series. I said it a long time ago. And holy moly. I think they were down. It was two outs and the ninth.

And this goddamn guy gets a hit. I don't know if he had two strikes on him or not. Gets a hit to bring the winning run to the plate, which is, was it Jose Alvarez? This guy is a big poppy. He's more athletic looking. He's a big, strong, and he can hit the daylights out of the ball. And what does he do? Walk off, three-run blast, 438 feet.

And I'm telling you, here's my thing. Again, they brought in a lefty to face him, you know, the guy before him, I think. The whole game, they were bringing in flamethrowers who the Astros weren't even close to getting a bat on. So leave one of those guys in there. When are you guys going to stop this by the book? Oh, this guy has to be the club. What are you doing? They were making the fucking Astros lineup look silly. Where did the Mariners, every team in the playoffs, Braves, everybody. No wonder why this sucks. P.U. I could have been more wrong about their bullpen.

Everybody that comes in for every team throws 102 with a live arm. And it's insane. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Anyhow, that's what good teams do, the goddamn Astros. And then the Phillies got out to a big lead, and the Braves tortured their fans by coming almost all the way back. Anyways, enough of that horse shit. Let's get on with it.

In our Libs Eating Libs segment tonight, there's a big story. I'm guessing you're not going to hear it, you know, anywhere else but Fox, maybe. The FBI offered ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele, remember him? The FBI, I'll repeat, when Comey was running it, offered this jerk off who was working on behalf of Hillary Clinton and the DNC $1 million to corroborate salacious allegations made in his dossier

against Donald Trump and members of the 2016 campaign, but he was unable to do so. An FBI official testified on Monday. By the way, this is John Durham, the federal guy who, remember, he's been putting this together for, Durham, the federal guy who, remember, he's been putting this together for, so if people don't go to jail, it just, it'll never happen. I mean, because this is like the, you know, this is the dude. FBI Supervisory Contraintelligence Analyst Brian Otten was the first witness in the trial for Igor Danchenko, a left winger for the Red Army team. This guy's, I think he's already in jail.

This guy lied to the FBI left and right, like the filthy Russian that he is. The Russian national who served as the primary subsource for Steele's anti-Trump dossier and has been charged with five counts of making false statements to the Bureau. of making false statements to the Bureau. Liar! Liar! Liar! I'm going to cut that off before they charge me. That's how it works, folks. This guy should be in jail for life because of that haircut.

What the fuck are you doing? Somebody putting off your head? Otten testified that he had a group of FBI agents went overseas in early October 2021 to speak with Steele about the dossier. During questioning by Special Counsel John Durham Tuesday, the U-boat commander, Otten said that during those meetings, the FBI, the FBI under Comey, I think it was still under Comey, offered Steele $1 million if he could corroborate allegations in the dossier. Here's a million bucks if you say what we, just make up some shit. Just figure out a way to fucking corroborate it. That's the FBI.

I'm guessing they don't watch your show, I'll be right. Otten testified that Steele could not do so. that Steele could not do so. Otten also said that the FBI had no corroboration of allegations in the dossier, but nevertheless took that information and inserted it into the FISA. Remember the FISA thing they filled out to get the warrant? Intelligence Surveillance Act, foreign, sorry, to, they were going to surveil Carter Page.

Remember, he was the first one to get it. By the way, the guys they went after, Papadopoulos, this guy, you know how much money they had to spend to defend themselves, and the reputations were fucking ruined, and it's incredible. The FBI needs a douching. I'm i'm sorry well most of the guys are good sorry in october 20 uh 21st 2016 the date of carter page fisa application did you have any information to corroborate that information derm asked no art and said confirming that the fbi began receiving steels reports later known as the dossier on september 19th of 2016 and submitted its first

pfizer application on uh on carter page on october 21st of 2016 art and also said the fbi reached out to other intelligence agencies to see if they could cooperate. Can you imagine? It's the classic find me the man and I'll show you the crime. Fucking, you know, some fucking Russian scumbag said. Information relating to dossier, which was commissioned by Opposites and Research. We know all this firm. Fusion GPS. And paid for by Hillary Clinton and... She's a malignant cunt.

She sure is. And the Democratic National Convention Committee through law firm Perkins Coy. I used to work there, get caught spanking it behind the copier, you know. But the mainstream media, despite having no evidence, tried to hang Trump in a court of public opinion by continuing to help the rotten Dems,

this is all me, by the way. By disseminating via the airways every fucking night, repeating the lie every night. And these left-wing jerk-offs, not one of them has retracted, apologized for being wrong, or resigned in disgrace, or said, I'm in the wrong business, or whatever the fuck. They just go on with their day. It's sickening. Here's a little montage of the, this is when the thing first broke out. By the way, the dossier for you people don't remember, you know, that was supposed to contain a video of, you know, Trump watching two whores piss on each other, stuff that we want to do every weekend.

But this is when it first broke. And listen to how excited the left is. It's dirty, but it ain't fake. Is there anything in the dossier that has been disproven? No. No, I guess to answer the short answer to the question. Has anything been soundly disproven about the Steele dossier? And I would agree with Jim Clapper. I haven't seen anything.

Because a lot of these facts have not been disproven. It's not been corroborated, but it hasn't been disproven either. The dossier, in fact, is far from bogus. The dossier is far from bogus. This portion of the dossier hasn't been publicly proven or definitively disproven, but obviously were it proven true, it would pretty definitively establish extremely involved levels of collusion i'm still waiting for the innocent narrative to come out some elements of the dossier

have been verified all right we get it you're lying and you're a piece of shit oh how fucking shameless are you people then you go right back to work. Night after night, lying and lying and lying. Even call me. Of course, he's right in the mix there. Nobody bothering him. That's fucking insane, though. I can't even remember. Who did the final, the investigation, the big one? Mueller. He must have been like, because he was no fan of Trump either. After, what, two and a half years and $40 billion, he's like, guys, what the fuck?

This is it? Do you want me to lie for you? But how about the FBI, huh? Yeah, we'll give you some cash. Find some dirt over there. Nice. You hear shit like that and you go, you know what? That's why I kind of admire mobsters. They know the whole

thing's rigged. They're like, fuck you. We'll take what we want. You people make me so angry. If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. That was Charlie Manson representing himself and doing a hell of a job.

Anyways, let's move on, shall we? From one crooked, from the crooked past to the crooked present. Nobody, Corinne, what's her name? Fucking Corinne Conway. Corinne, what's her name? Fucking Corinne Conway. No. Corinne something Pierre.

Log face. Raggedy Ann doll. Jean-Pierre. She's the black slash gay female. Check all the boxes. Who has no business being near the podium or a spokesman even for fucking Wendy's. Never mind the White House. But, you know, she checked all the boxes, and that's most important to Joe Biden

and you fucking useless... I'm tired of you. I'm ready to go, man. I'm tired of you bullying people at student council meetings. I'm tired of you trying to poison kids with your perversion. I'm fucking tired of it.

Use the right pronouns. Suck my dick. Let's go. That's what I said to my sister one time. And let me tell you something. What? White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre,

former NHL great with the Toronto Maple Leafs. Oh, look at her bruised banana. Nick, that's racist. Ah, suck it. I didn't say she liked them. I said she looked like them. Very pleasant lady. of bruised banana. Nick, that's racist. Ah, suck it. I didn't say she liked them. I said she looked like them. Uh, she very pleasant lady. Kicked off

a press briefing on Tuesday by recognizing National Coming Out Day. Yeah, why don't you come out of your fucking coma? You and your boss, you cheese it. And briefly discussing her experience coming out as gay to her family. You know what? Can I just say this,

Corrine? Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody cares anymore. And again, you're making, it's something you're celebrating. Once again, something you were born, 99% of you were born gay, even you say it. So why are you celebrating it? I think God's looking down going, what did I do to these people? I fucked up. Oh, that's horrible. Suck it. I don't give a rat's ass. So let's listen to Corinne Jean-Pierre talking about coming out. It should be fascinating. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always That's horrible. It's horribly funny. I'm sure I'd get along great with her but I would like to punch her in the side of the head as hard as I could. Nobody gives a fuck. Oh my god. Celebrating like it's 1971. It's Billie Jean.

What's her puss? Anyways, let's listen to what she really had to say. I'm sure it's 1971. It's Billie Jean. What's her puss? Anyways, let's listen to what she really had to say. I'm sure it was terrific. So today is National Coming Out Day, and so I wanted to start by sharing my own coming out story. Like so many in the LGBTQ community, coming out wasn't an easy thing to do. My family was traditional and conservative.

Being gay in my family wasn't something that you mentioned out loud or celebrated. You're a loser! You'll always be a loser! But my family, like many, many other families, grew to accept who I was. They saw that who I loved didn't change who I was as a person. It didn't? What a waste. It didn't change the things I like to do. And it didn't change the goals was as a person it didn't it didn't change the things I'd like to do and it didn't change the goals I had for my life the beauty of America as a kid you wanted to lie and promise that you can achieve your dreams

no matter your race all right enough you fucking nobody gives a shit How did I forget that one? Oh, Kareem, Kareem, Kareem Nobody cares, do you understand? Nobody cares Every time somebody brings up LGBTQ It's in the context of they're being oppressed somehow. They're treated horrible.

Fucking bullshit. Bullshit. It's how you got the job because of your skin color and your fucking sexual preference. It's the opposite of what they say. Okay? Okay. During an interview earlier this year with USA Today, Jean-Pierre noted that her mom was distraught when she came out. I'd like to meet her. Sounds like a lady with a... No, I'm just saying. It devastated her, Jean-Pierre told the outlet, and I was happy because I never liked my mom. I stuck it right up her wazoo. I introduced her to my six-foot-eight black girlfriend who dunked on Shaq at a pickup

game. She hated, hated the fact, and now I'm back to reading. This is what she said. She hated, hated the fact that I was gay or hated the fact that I said that to her and it destroyed her. She also noted my mom loves my partner, my mom loves my kid, and my mom loves me and has always loved... I heard she didn't like you. But she loves everything about me now. I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay. I'm gayer than a rainbow, I like it that fucking way. Shut it. Nobody cares.

Nobody gives a rat's fucking pizoo. Sanka. Why Sanka? Well, I'm Johnny Carson right now, and it's the 70s. The White House Twitter account also celebrated LGBT movement as Russia prepares to send missiles to New York. Massles or missiles. Sure. Massles. Massles celebrated the LGBT movement on Tuesday. On National Coming Out Day, the Biden-Harris administration celebrates the courage. They say the courage. The courage of what? Of what? Taking a dick in the ass and a mouth? I believe that is courage, by the way, the ass thing. The mouth, I've done it. Shut the way. Listen, LGBTQI, nobody knows what the plus is, plus AIDS, community, and reaffirms that LGBTQ,

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Why do you got to talk like that? I see these stories every day, folks. And I, you know, try not to do them because we're trying to be funny here a little bit. And some shit's just too heavy. But you also know nothing drives me more crazy than the double and triple and quadruple standards of how race is handled in this country. Especially by the, you know, mainstream legacy media who doesn't have the balls. especially by the mainstream legacy media who doesn't have the balls. I'm watching TV, and even on Fox and whatever, these so-called conservative,

they bring up violence, right, how bad it is, but you can't bring up race. They're intertwined, but you can't bring up who's doing the violence. It's so fucking silly. It's like watching those ring alarm commercials where they catch the guy stealing a package off your porch, and it's always a white guy in his 50s, Ed Begley Jr. looking, because that's what's really going on, right? Bull fucking snot.

So don't talk about violence anymore, because it's like having a cooking show, but you know what? We can't bring up salt and pepper. Oh, wait, that was pretty good, good black and white i didn't mean that i really am a fucking genius and a chef in our uh reverse the race segment tonight and and this is tragedy and i'm not trying to be funny here but because it made me nuts that i didn't really hear about it. The girlfriend of the Georgia high school football star murdered outside of Dave and Buster's.

When did this happen? Just a few days ago. A few days ago. Yeah, I've actually been to that Dave and Buster's, too, in Lawrenceville. Well, that makes you famous, too. Kind of a big deal. Oh, I love it. Colin Quinn has a whole bit about 9-11, how people after that,

always like, you know, I used to, I took that train down the middle. Colin's like, well, that makes you famous too. Anyways, this white kid, football player, star athlete, high school, I believe, gets shot at David Busters by, you know, high school, I believe, gets shot at David Bust by, you know, the Irishman. Has described how, this is his girlfriend who's stunning, but there's a couple that, let me tell you something, black people are going to hate white people.

This is the couple that even white people hate. You know, she's beautiful, he's a handsome fucking athlete. You know what I mean? So you should be envious and hateful, because that's how this country thinks. Has described, the girlfriend described how she screamed in pain as he died in front of her after being shot. Think of Bailey Rydling, that's the girlfriend,

said she discovered Elijah DeWitt bleeding after an alleged altercation in the parking lot of the entertainment. Oh, is that what we're calling David Buss in entertainment center? Go play skeeball with your drunk fat girlfriend. Can you imagine? She comes out of the restaurant and he's laying down bleeding to that fucking. That was her trying the fries.

Listen, I'm trying to add some levity because if you were going to draw a kid that, like I said, that white people would hate, you know what I mean? Because they got it going on. She says, I run over to Elijah and he's on the ground and I go right over to him and he mouths to me. The last word he said to me was help. Can you imagine? She's going to have to live with that. Two suspects, Kameir Bryan, 18, and Chandler Richardson, 19. There they are.

There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Have been arrested in connection with a shooting in South Carolina and are being extradited to Georgia where they'll face charges of felony murder. Will they? Or will they be out in four years? As well as other crimes connected to the shooting. Okay.

Now, folks, again, this is called reverse the races. now folks again this is called reverse the races can you imagine two white kids two red decks shooting a star high school football player who was black in the park and a lot of whatever do you understand you would never hear the end of it even when the cops do it and they're justified we never hear the end of it just a fucking sens senseless. Take a guy's life away. It was an altercation. What do you want me to believe? The white kid started shit? Bullshit. Even if he did, so what? You take his fucking life? Fucking savages. I don't know who the fuck, and don't give me the shit, well, they're raised by one. Okay. There's a lot of white kids raised by one parent and Asian and fucking Indian. Why are they so fucking violent?

What are you implying, Nick? I don't know. Figure it out. The kid, the white kid, had been a standout receiver for Jefferson High School and was nicknamed Eazy-E by player Cam Newton. Cam Newton liked the guy. He had dated Rydling for five years, and they were on a date when the tragic shooting happened.

This is what the girlfriend said. Elijah would forgive them. I'm going to. Wow, you're a bigger person than me, I'll tell you. How do you know that, either? He might be saying, fuck them, I'm going to go. Unbelievable. She's going to forgive the stuff. Which, again, I don't know, if you're real, I'm not a practicing Christian. I'm soulless, let's be honest. But you do, that's what you do.

Because if you don't forgive, this is what I've learned from a lot of the, because if you don't, the hate's going to eat you alive. A lot of people, the parents die when something like this happens, that they can't let it go. Okay, Nick, quit being Dr. Phil. All right. There's something in my heart, she says, telling me to. No, it's not. It's fucking heartburn from the fucking burger.

Anyway, she says, I haven't got any hatred towards them. Anger? Yes, she added. Good for you, honey, because I just, but I don't know what it's worth. The actual incident of how the media ignores it because it doesn't fit their scumbag, whitey narrative. Un-fucking-right. You won't. Again, I want you to think about it.

Black running back. Two white kids. Get in an argument in a parking lot and shoot them. Are you fucking kidding me? Biden would be down there. Place would be burning. Police commissioner would be on TV tonight trying to explain whatever.

Anyway, she goes on to say, what is she, an angel? You don't know how those kids were raised. Yeah, we do. That's the problem. I know exactly how they were raised. We do know how they're raised. And I brought up that the dissolution of the black family can be connected to the major social ills in this country, namely violence.

And a friend of mine, comedian friend, said I was willfully ignorant to say that. Meanwhile, Senator, was it Patrick Moynihan? Somebody wrote, I brought this up a million times on the show, in the 60s, wrote a whole thesis on the dissolution of the black family in the 60s. And it's only gotten exponentially worse since then. So we do know how they were raised, honey.

And you're right. I'm sure they had it rough. But that doesn't fucking, they were also raised to hate fucking somebody who looks like that. My wife used to get elbowed by black chicks at LA because she had blonde hair and blue eyes. Well, of course, I told the black girls to do it, but that's not... Anyways, she says it's not right. It never will be right. But you know, Elijah, this is not the only crime. This is everywhere, and it's horrible. DeWitt's father, Craig, echoed that sentiment. This is everywhere, and it's horrible.

DeWitt's father, Craig, echoed that sentiment. His father, Craig DeWitt, said he forgave the two murder suspects. Boy, they are not Italian. That's, I'm not that good a person, and I'm going to fucking give it to the real Christians to forgive, because I, but that's, most of us, I'm guessing are like me. If that's my brother or cousin even. But especially your kid.

Yeah. Exactly. Let's put it this way, and I'm not a mobster, but John Gotti, his kid was like 12 when his next-door neighbor accidentally hit him in an intersection. He was on his bike and killed the kid. Guess who disappeared a few days later? That's how the Guineas handle it.

Now, is that right? I'm not saying it is, but, boy, I'd sleep much better. Fucking scumbags. Kid on the right looks like he's got a future. Looks like Chris Rock in junior high. He does. Get a little rock in him. Anyways, he forgave

the two murder suspects who live in Georgia. He said, forgiveness is for the forgiver. I don't even know what that means. We don't want the hate in this household. Again, God bless you, brother man. I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God.

He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. Beneath him be. Selasia's 17th century. Why did I play that? I don't know. Guy sounded like, well, that's the problem. Black kids are playing God.

They decide who lives and dies. And again, I understand, because if you don't forgive them, that fucking hate's going to eat you alive. So what you do is take it out on somebody else. I don't even care if it's the suspects. I go after their family. And then I'd shoot myself, because I'm not going to prison and dealing with their cousins. You know what I'm saying?

Anyways, let's move on. What a show, folks. I'm sure the FBI will be banging on my door or the IRS. Let's move on to some sports. Aikman addresses, addresses in quotes, NFL's fag, did I write this? NFL's fag football rules. Troy Aikman, the NFL Hall of Famer, who I fucking love, but I think him and Joe Buck are great together. Joe's got a great sense of humor. Me and Artie had him on our show a few times. And so does Troy Aikman laughs and everything that comes out of Joe's mouth. And anyways, the Hall of Fame has said during ESPN's Monday night football broadcast

that the league should take the dresses off in regard to the numerous penalties for roughing the passer that have been called so far this season. Good for you. As you might imagine, what he's talking about, by the way, did you see the one on Tom Brady? I had to look it up at the end of the game Sunday. It was fucking one of the worst calls. I mean, the guy literally threw him. My wife is throwing me down harder. And they throw a fly. You know what that is? That's the NFL going. He gets hurt. You know what that is? That's the NFL going.

He gets hurt. There was that one. And what game would a guy sack the quarterback and took the ball right away from him? Was that Thursday night, Monday night? I can't even remember. What game was that? That was the worst call I've seen in the history of football. Who played Monday night?

God, am I old. It was Chiefs and Raiders. Yeah, it was. That's right. It was one of the Chiefs sacked Carr and pulled the ball away as he sacked it and then falls on him. So it should be their ball, number one.

They throw a flag for roughing the pass. He just fell on him. He didn't drive him into the ground. That place was, what do they have, 90,000 people there? They were fucking booing. You couldn't even hear the fucking announcers for like 10 minutes. It was the worst call I've ever seen in my life. So that's what he's talking about.

As you might imagine, the woke mob now wants Aikman's head on a platter over his misogyny. For what? For saying take the dresses off? First of all, oh, that's right, guys wear dresses too. Is that why you're mad? I don't even know why you're mad anymore. How is referring to a guy wearing a dress, you know, I don't get how that's misogyny, even in today's world. So there's these buzzwords now you can't even say? How is that sexist at all? Do girls still wear dresses? Yeah, the ones that don't have dicks. What the fuck are you talking about?

Here's audio and video of his comment after a penalty against the Chiefs defensive end Chris Jones. Oh, what am I doing? We have the clip that I just explained to you. After he tackled Vegas Raiders quarterback Derek Carr. We show the sack, right? No, it's post-sack with Troy making the comment. Oh, for fuck's sake. All right, go ahead.

My hope is the competition committee looks at this in the next set of meetings and, you know, we take the dresses off. All right. I hope the competition looks at it the next meeting, and we take the dresses off. And everybody's going, was he referring to – this is how they took it, the nitwits, the woke mob who have never played a sport in their life, most of them. They immediately jumped to, is he calling – is he implying that the rules committee, which is probably made up of guys, right, wear dresses? You know what I mean?

I don't even, I don't even understand their fake outrage. Did Troy Aikman really, can you imagine being a guy at home, and that's why I believe when Elon Musk said like 50% of the accounts are bots, that's what they do, you know. That's how you disseminate your bullshit and censor people. Did Troy Aikman really just say what I think he said? Did he really just say that it's time for the league to take the dresses off? Sports commentator slash pussy Jason Page asked.

The 60s called. They want their chauvinists back. Seriously, at ESPN? Do better than that crap. That's from a fucking guy. My vagina's angry. It is. Listen to him.

He's pissed off. It's pissed off. Fucking fruitcake. And he calls himself a sports commentator. Yeah, he's sports. Take it in the ass and the mouth at the same time. That's a sport. First of all, he wasn't, again, you don't know this fucking woke guy who's all upset.

Back in the 1980s, Tony Eason was the quarterback against the Bears for the Patriots, against the Bears in 85, when the Bears had the best defense in the history of the NFL. And Eason would fall down before he got sacked if they saw the rush coming. And somebody said, fucking tell him to take his dress off. That's been around forever. He started, and it's been said by Ditka and a million other people. I'm just giving a little context. You people have your pink panties in a bunch.

Troy Aikman really needs to find, and this is another person weighing in, a non-misogynistic, what's a made-up word, by the way, to critique the call besides take the dresses off. Chuck Mody, a self-described ball licker, said, he describes himself as a justice journalist. What the fucking...

I don't know, but Troy Aikman, that's how I feel about you. He was the best guy around. And I say this as someone who heard this misogyny normalized by coaches as a kid and even participated myself way past time to end such sports talk. And then he added, I suck cock, and I love it. No doubt about it. Then Rachel Scallum, or Shallum Lobdell,

had to weigh in because, you know, Rachel knows about shit like this. She's the editorial director at Fortune magazine. What did this douche have to say? She noted the editorial director at Fortune magazine. What did this douche have to say? She noted the truly awful call, but let's not overlook Troy Aikman's sexist comment. What a shallow, sad life you people lead. And I haven't heard any follow-up. Are they going to fine him? If they do, honest to God, if I'm Troy Aikman, I know he won't do it because he's got a great

job or whatever, but he's got plenty of money in the bank. He's set for life. I'm guessing. If they find him and shit, I'd go, okay, fine. Next game, I would fucking just say something to shock the world. That guy throws like a cunt.

Talking about the ref throwing a flick. And just get blackballed from every you know whatever and he'd be a hero we have uh some draft prospects too we do i was getting to that uh we got some what he meant was he take the competition committee takes the dresses off as in trying to demean them by oh this is another commentean the competition committee by calling them women? Is he actually serious? Asked Ariel Orsuto, sports reporter for Denver. Oh, my God.

Can you imagine? Yes, sir. A chick. That's not what he was doing. Oh, my. With that, we are so down. I can't. But many agreed with Aikman, though.

No, they didn't. It was like two. And basically, uh, you know, they basically told, told the, uh, wokesters. As a woman who watches every minute, we got one chick, red zone, NFL network, and anything else football related. God bless you, honey. It's probably about five, 10, seven 50. I found Troy's comment hilarious, not misogynistic. See, most women do, too, by the way. They wouldn't have a problem with it. It's just you broad sitting home who have to finger yourself on a Friday night

because you're fat, ugly fucks, and you're angry at God, not the world. So you take it out by joining some lesbo group. Good night, everybody. So sick of all this PC crap this lady says in this country. Incredibly hilarious. A comment that is so overdue, both for football and society, another person added. Yeah, we have some of the quarterbacks,

because the guys are buying into this now. I get a little worried. I'm seeing stories of all kinds of, you know, girls on the high school team playing quarterback. Here's some slow down, will you? Here's a draft pick. University of Minnesota. This kid went fifth.

To Denver. This guy can scramble. University of Nebraska. He was 11th all-around pick a couple years ago. And this upcoming draft, this guy. This guy, he's a lefty quarterback. There's not many of those and look at the legs on him.

God bless him. And finally, Denver Broncos got this guy. This guy's going to fill in. Look at that. Those are real pictures, by the way. We didn't doctor that. That's the beauty of this. Anyways, guys, I'm going to be wearing a dress.

I'll tell you where. Please come and make plans to see me on the road. Here are my upcoming stand-up dates, along with some of Freddie Prinze's. Friday, November 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach, Florida. The next night, November 12th, Snappers Comedy Club, Fort Myers. Sunday, November 13th, Sidesplitters Comedy Club in Tampa. And just added yesterday, Friday, February 3rd, and Saturday, February 4th, the Grove Comedy Club in Lowell, Arkansas. I love it because I don't think I've played Arkansas. I'm trying to get all the states, except Alaska.

I ain't got enough money. Friday, March 11th, and Saturday, March 12th, the Comedy Club of Kansas City in Kansas City, Missouri. You can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Megyn Kelly smacks Kim Kardashian's big shitter. True headline, right? The New York Times. I like Megyn Kelly. I've met her at Fox many times.

And she wanted me to, when she had an afternoon show over there, she actually wanted me on the show. But, of course, I was heading to Philly to do Helium Comedy Club. I was in my car. It was some racial incident, and she wanted me to comment. She knew right where to go. But I've met her many times in there, and she's very nice. Megyn, by the way, she took NBC for a trillion dollars.

If you guys remember after she left Fox and her show caved in like a fucking Chinese picnic table. Megan Kelly said she has no sympathy for Kim Kardashian and her enormous fake ass. That's a quote. After the TV star was booed by fans at

LA Rams game on Sunday, her enormous ass. Rams game on Sunday. Her enormous ass. That's my yo. Kelly lashed out at Kardashian on her SiriusXM podcast on Tuesday, saying, first of all, why would you have a podcast? Don't you have a real radio show? She must.

She must do this on the side. That's why, probably. They make money both ways. Saying that her narcissism and public persona were having a detrimental effect on American society. And you know what? I'm trying to like Kim Kardashian. I really believe she's got a good heart, but she grew up in L.A. Around a mother who's fucking soulless.

And I don't think they're bad people. But they really, I really, I think the same thing. Not about the ass, but I go, I still don't know what she does. She sells shit, I understand. You know? I mean, she puts her name on a fucking pair of boots and everything. But why? Why them? Why are they?

She says, I do not feel empathetic toward Kim Kardashian, Kelly said during her latest episode of the megan kelly show um let's listen to megan uh just being honest every time i open my paper there she is again and i find it deeply alarming like what are we celebrating her enormous fake ass? Yes! God damn it, Megan, yes! And you know all the black people that saw this are going, yeah, you know why she's saying that? She got that flat white ass. That white girl ain't got no hat.

Anyways, on her Monday podcast, Kelly said she was glad Kardashian was jeered. I didn't pull that. Did I pull that clip? No. Was jeered by football fans at the Rams game. They showed her. They put her on Jumbotron and she

was sitting like in a section by herself with her little niece or whatever the fuck. And I'm glad. Kelly said the booing was a sign that the country was getting sick of vain. Rules don't apply to me celebrities. The former Fox, I like her because she liked Pete Davidson.

And Pete Davidson's a good dude, I think. I don't know how he's as famous as he is. Well, he fucked a Kardashian. The former Fox News primetime star said the Kardashians have come to embody false gods of money and selfie culture. And then she added this. You fucking whore. Oh! Yeah, that's it.

Go home. Get my dinner ready. That was Bruce Jenner with Caitlyn. Anyway, look at you. And the ass is fake. It looks weird. I'm sure it was fine the way it was. Boy, that shows how much you like black cock when you get a fucking ass like that

and you're a white girl. I guess she's white. I don't know, fucking. Last month, Kelly Lamb, but don't you agree with the assessment? They really do sort of embody that soulless, whatever the fuck. I guess it's very American.

Last month, Kelly Lamb basted the Kardashian family as a force for evil because of their unrivaled vanity that she says has fueled a societal focus on one's self and ego in pursuit of clicks and likes. Boy, she was pissed. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. That's it for today, folks. I'm with her.

That was pretty good assess. And again, I don't think, who cares what I think, but I'm just saying, Kim Kardashian, she seems like a nice person who, remember she beat Hillary in a fucking legal quiz a couple months ago? Anyways, that's it for today, folks. Again, thanks for joining us. Don't forget Cameo.com. If you'd like me to roast a friend or relative, go to Cameo.com, click on my profile,

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