The Nick DiPaolo Show - Federal Agent Vs. Italian Hero | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1779
Episode Date: August 14, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about Idiot Fucked Around and Found Out in DC, ICE Protests Fake, Fat Girl Love, Trump Trashes Dems No Chicks With Dicks and More Cincinnati Fallout! Watch Nick on the FR...EE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets - https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Wow.
We're going to be able to be.
And I'll tell you another thing.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
Hi, everybody.
It's Thursday, last day of the week for this show.
Good to be with you from the state of Vermont.
I'm Bernie Sanders.
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Put it right next to that other app.
I don't know.
Took me five years to grasp the concept
of an app.
Remember, you just have to go to the web page itself
which I have had a problem.
I still do it. No, I don't.
But did you see AOL finally get rid of the dial-up thing yesterday?
It still existed.
You know, people out the middle of nowhere, I guess, that still used it.
Today I'll be talking about, oh, I don't know.
You got federales as an ICE and other cops, FBI, whatnot, patrolling the streets of D.C.
And one of them got hit with a delicious sandwich.
I'm not making that up.
Well, a mediocre sandwich.
subway. I mean, they weigh their turkey like it's cocaine.
They fucking weigh their turkey. I used to have a whole
bit about it. I go, it was like fucking New Jack City. In the back there's a bunch of black
chicks, you know, topless and they're weighing the turkey.
Another tremendous joke that scared people.
Anyways, yeah, we'll talk about that guy and how
fake these protests are, and we all know who's funding them.
What's it say when you have to pay people
to stand up for your point of view.
It means nobody agrees with it,
but you have to pay me, I will.
And then we got a cop at a Yankees game
who got caught on the Jumbotron
doing something that was quite funny.
And finally his school out in California.
That's right.
That's how you know things are turning,
stepped up and said,
we're not allowing chicks with dicks to play sports here.
You know, one county.
So we'll talk about.
that and then I'll go on vacation. I'm kidding. It's the weekend, which is a long way, which I love. Can I just tell you about my, I'm going to try to write a book and I have one title choice. It's called what I did on my life off. You like that? I think that's great because sort of, all I know, folks, is, I remember when I used to read comments when they, and some guy goes,
A stand-up comedian.
That kind of a waste of a life.
Yeah.
How long you've been working for the man, bitch?
I haven't had a boss since I was 27.
I can get up at noon on a Monday,
and I did it for 30-something years.
That comment should be your forward.
Yes, I'll trace that guy down.
I have a picture of me choking him.
One of the hardest I ever last.
Artie Lang, he put a couple books out, and that guy's good stories. I mean, and they're all
fucking so goddamn funny and shit. But on his book cover, I think it was on one of his books,
or did he put it on the internet? No, I think it was actually on the book cover. It's him,
you know, like 80 pounds overweight, shrugly dirty beard, and it says about the author.
I missed that fucking guy.
He had some good ones.
Hey, what are you watching, Uncle?
Jew rods fighting Dracula's.
To this day, it's my favorite thing I've ever heard in comedy.
That and the, is anything I write here?
To the table of Jew.
Those are neck and neck.
Red Sox lost the series.
That's two series in a row day.
But, you know, it was the fucking Padres.
in Houston. And Alex
Bregman has made, just in this
series alone, two
bare-handed play. He must have
hands like George Foreman.
And he's done about seven or
80 of these already this year.
Where you have to, if you
have to bear-handed, you know how to get the guy
for a, he gets him at first. He's like
underrated. I always loved them. Even when he's
with the Astros, I go, this guy's a ball player. And now
we got him. Anyways, we're
starting to stink it up a bit.
crochet
gut slapped around
Monday night
for the first time
you can't give him
shit he's been
carrying us on his back
still might win
this Cy Young
and
that's about all I got
had a tuna wrap
last night
good night everybody
I fucking
never get
here's something
two things
that people
never really get sick
of chicken
and tuna
never get sick
of tuna
that's what we're
talking about today? Things you don't get sick of. All right, let's get to it. Hold the bologna, pal, is the
headline. A man who was a man who used a subway sandwich to attack a federal agent on the streets
of D.C. earlier this weekend has been charged with felony assault. Here is the clip of the
and this isn't isolated folks
this is look at he's a white
well-to-do
well-off to do you can tell he's dressed
just a white fucking jerk off
DC is a cancer that needs
I'm glad it's at least being
federalized by Trump
it might change this fucking
I hated it
it's the only place I don't do comedy
I did it a couple times
they disliked me as much as I
disliked them I did a theater
there the benefit for Greg Gerardo's family
and shit that was fun
but still it just
it just illuminate.
You can smell the political correctness
and I can't even describe it.
It's horrible and it's filled with jerkoffs like this.
This guy's in a federal cop's face.
You did that?
The fucking guy.
Waste of coal cuts.
Oh.
You're fucking God.
Who's doing the play-by-play?
All right, all right.
It's got to be a black dude.
There's nothing that black people laugh at harder than like a white guy giving cops a heart.
I could be wrong in that one.
I'm just saying that cop is lucky that that bread, they bake their bread fresh every day.
Because if it was stale, could have broke his jaw.
Write that down.
Can you imagine doing that?
What a jerk off.
I say this calls for action and now.
The criminal case against Sean Charles Dunn, 37 was announced Wednesday by DC U.S. attorney, our girl, the great Lebanese,
Janine Apiro, who said in a statement that the police are not out there.
to get pushed around or beat up by delicious cold cuts.
I couldn't believe how short she is.
Remember we showed a clip of her speaking, the podium?
I forgot because she's bigger than life with her mouth.
And I love her.
Anyways, here she is, Ms. Janine.
I love that Trump picked her.
I'm telling you, he just watched Fox and bing, bang, bing.
I'll take that.
Who's the weather guy?
Here's Janine, U.S. attorney, telling us more.
about this incident and the president's message to the criminals was if you spit we hit well we didn't
quite do that the other night when an individual went up to she's not satisfied she wanted the guy
beat officers and started jumping up and down screaming at him berating him yelling at him and then he took
a subway sandwich about this big and took it and threw it at the officer he thought it was funny
Well, he doesn't think it's funny today because we charge it with a felony.
Assault on a police officer.
And we're going to back the police to the hilt.
So there, stick your subway sandwich somewhere else.
Where's that, Jenny?
Where's that?
Up his white, filthy arse.
It's like a little girl.
So there.
You have you until that point.
I don't rub it in.
So there.
Enjoy that footlong up your arse.
Ah, Ginnyan, you're the best.
The criminal complaint says Dunn confessed.
They're making this sound like he fucking, he stole the Hope Diamond.
To a D.C. police officer, he goes, I did it.
I threw the sandwich.
And they go, we know, we have your fingerprints all over the baloney.
President Trump began deploying federal officials to support local police and
fighting crime in D.C.
on August 7th,
he's had enough.
I say this calls for action and now.
Can you imagine?
So they've already made
over hundreds of us, I guess it's probably in the
article, but
do you understand that they're
protesting this? The
Dems are literally protesting you're taking
assholes off the streets and making us safer.
Where are you going from there,
Dems? Where you go?
What are you doing?
On Monday,
he asserted federal control over the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department
and activated the National Guard.
Here he is going, look what I had at the Cheesecake Factory the other night,
the left and right side of the main.
Look at one of the waiters signed it for me.
The hundreds of supplemental federal officials have made more than 100 arrests
in a couple nights, okay?
What does that tell you?
Including 23 on Monday and 43 on Tuesday.
Yeah, but everything's fine, right?
The call-ed suspects include 33 people accused of gun crimes.
Just in case you lefties are going,
they're just arresting the low-hanging fruit, the loiterism.
No, 23 of them were alleged illegal immigrants.
Ten suspects had outstanding warrants,
and seven wanted on drug charges, per the administration.
I say that's, you know, it's amazing.
We're celebrating this.
This was supposed to be the norm.
Do you understand?
I guess what happens when you become an affluent society?
I mean, all that work, all those, the people who wrote the laws and all that shit,
after a while you take it for granted it's working and you just, now we're celebrating
when the cops are actually doing their jobs and not getting in trouble.
At least we're celebrating.
on the right. I just
I don't think I'm going to be around
to see how the Democrats get out of it because I think
they're going to be in a dry spell for the next
20-something years. And I'm going
in about 10. I feel it. I can see the blood in my stool. I don't think that's good.
All right. This is
kind of related. The D.C.
anti-ice protests
all fake is the headline.
At least the one I put up there.
Several lefty dark money
organizations. Now when they say dark
money. Are they talking about like BLM and NAACP? Okay.
Including George Soros. Dallas said it. I didn't. Contributed more than $20 million
to groups funding protests against President Trump's crime crackdown in D.C.
So you really know there's a ton of people behind your cars when you have to pay them.
Free D.C., which is a fiscally sponsored special project.
That's in quotes, fiscally sponsored.
See how they play with the language?
In other words, they're paying button men.
That's what the Sicilians call it, and they send the guy over to whack somebody.
He's a button.
A progressive, yeah.
Remember, I think it was a godfather, one or two.
I think was one.
Yeah.
The guy, yeah.
Were you a, sir, were you a go between a buffer?
between Michael Corleone and the other members of the family.
Yeah.
The family had a lot of buffers.
Love that lie.
I assure you this isn't funny, sir.
The fuck it isn't.
I'm a mobster.
Free D.C., a fiscally sponsored special project
of progressive non-profits, community change,
and community change action.
Just, I want to throw up blood, just reading the title.
It brought a, by the way, the more innocuous,
the title of a group, the more devious
and insidious they are. Keep that in mind.
Brought 150
demonstrators near the White House
Monday to protest Trump's plan to
deploy the National Guard
troops in the district
and federalize the city's police department.
You know who's going to be happy about
this? And you know, first of all,
poor black people, or
any black people, I mean, in D.C.,
everybody's happy about it. But
you've got white people, liberals,
and Democrats,
We're trying to stop this.
And there's black people,
and you can see them online going,
don't, what are you doing?
They're the ones whose lives
are in danger every day.
In D.C., it's everybody.
You can get fucking clipped anywhere, it seems like.
Do not obey,
these are the rules that they gave the fake protesters,
this group sponsored by Soros.
Do not obey in advance
and take up space.
Take up space, that's an order,
are among free D.C.'s guiding principles
And the group urges supporters
to go outside and,
8 p.m. And bang pots and pans sing. Oh no. I'll take the pots and pans. I'll take
gunfire over those voices. Bang parts and pans sing, chant or make noise for five minutes
every night of this occupation. Wow, that's some rowdy shit banging pots and pans.
What is this? Fucking Attica.
Community change and community change action, what's the difference?
The group's bankrolling Free D.C.'s activism, that's the name of the group FreeD.'s campaign,
have been the beneficiaries of millions of dollars in donations from hedge fund tycoon, George Osoros.
Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You know, the Tides Foundation?
then you got dark money from Arabella Advisors Network.
That's a new one.
I don't like it.
It sounds Italian, but it's got the word Arab in it.
Fuck them.
According to an analysis shared with the post.
D.C. is facing shootings, carjackings, and assaults.
And yet progressive groups like the Pritzker Foundation.
That's right.
As in fat fuck Pritzker, the governor of Illinois,
who, by the way, his family, he's a billionaire because of his family.
Just a fat, loud,
dumb lefty, the Pritzker Foundation,
George Soros, and the Arabella Network all spend millions of bucks
to manufacture protests that weakened our communities,
which is exactly right. Why has nobody
taken a shot at this guy? And I don't mean verbally.
Why has Trump's life been threatened twice? But this fucking
douchebag gets to walk around. He doesn't walk around. He's hiding.
He's got a zillion layers protecting him.
this guy's done more damage to this kind
I don't know why we're I guess
I guess we're not the right wing clanny
whatever
racist at this country
you know white patriarch all that whole shit
this guy sold out his own people
during the fucking Holocaust
read about it between 2020 and
2023 community change
and community change action and if I have to say
that one more time I'm going to take a dump on my desk and kick
it into the crowd
receive $12.6 million
from Open Society Foundation
5.6 million from the Arabella Network.
And does Arabella Network, do they carry Sports Center in HBO, Max?
And 1.9 million from the Tides Network.
Anytime you hear that Tides, it's source, under the numerous grants labeled for such purposes
as civil rights, social action advocacy.
All their, they just, they play with the language beautifully.
And social welfare activities.
In other words, who's going to argue with that?
Why would you be against social welfare, you know, us helping that out?
That's what they do.
They play these games and there is evil and they'll hit you with cold cuts.
I don't like it.
Additionally, community change received, listen to this.
Another $1 million across 2021 and 2022 from Future Forward USA Action.
I think that's a new college conference in the Midwest.
A Democratic Party-aligned Super PAC affiliated with Future Forward Pack.
one of the major political groups
that backed former vice president,
Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.
So as you see, there's layers upon layers.
They filtered a money down from the top, right?
It's like having shell companies all over the place,
rich people.
Only these people are here to destroy.
I wonder why Soros has such a fucking chip on a shoulder
about capitalism.
What's that?
No, he's not even, I know.
Piece of cheese.
somebody should hit him with something
that's not like
hit him with pork or something not kosher
I think he's Jewish
maybe he's not
all right let's lighten it up a bit
the jumbotron of baseball games
have been giving us some nice laughs lately
we had that couple that was cheating
at a concert
on the jumbotron
by the way they're both fucked
and
what I hate
here's what I hate
and we've seen this a hundred times
they'll put a cam on a couple
at a football game, baseball, whatever
the guy gets on his knees
like he's going to propose
first of all you're doing it
because you want the attention
plus I think you're doing it
because you think
she might say no if I do it in private
but she'll feel the pressure
with 60,000 people
especially if it's in a Philadelphia stand
they'll all hit her with beer
No, she says no, you know what I mean?
That's true.
Whether you say yes and no, you're going to get doused.
Good point.
I mean, they blinded Santa Claus.
They put a rock on a snowball.
That's when they became my favorite city, by the way.
Yeah, I hate when people fucking do that.
And a lot of them are set up where the girl says no, because of musculation is always funny.
at least for the last 50 years.
Anyways, the headline of this one is,
and I have to sing it, fat girls, fat girls,
what you're going to do in the Kung Fu?
You'll get it when you see the clip.
An NYPD officer who was spotted on camera
flashing a prolonged glance
as a woman walked by
while he was on patrol at Yankee Stadium.
It reminds me of, like when I go to TSA,
and you're going through the airport,
they have people that have
the focus of a crack baby.
Honestly, they're looking at their phones.
They're supposed to be security, by the way.
Not just checking your bags.
I see guys flirting with chicks.
Nobody's doing their fucking job.
And I know this because I put an axe in my bag.
A tomahawk, and it went right through.
I lie.
Anyways, a prolonged glance
when this chubby girl walked
while he was on patrol at the stadium,
this was Monday night. He went
instantly viral as people speculated
he was checking out the female fan.
Oh, is that what you speculated?
A bunch of detectives, are you?
You really connected those dots for us.
Thank you. First of all, before
we play the clip, I can cheese is a fat fuck.
And I guess he's a minority, so it makes sense.
They like that giant
fucking ass of any color.
social media erupted during the Yankees game against the twins Monday night when yes network cameras picked up the officer in the bottom of the first inning when most bad things happen in terrorist strike as he stood guard a man then a woman walked by and the officer's eyes appeared to be glued to the woman's path for a few seconds and she path how about a wake she's like a tugboat path practice
leading to the instant online reaction.
We're going to show it to you.
But the guy looks retarded, his reaction.
He starts choking on his own tongue, it looks like.
Right?
Check this out.
You see it.
Thank you.
You see him?
what's this
do it again
anyways
so here's some of the comments
I don't have enough friends to send this to
I'm dead
one X user wrote another wrote
I saw it live and broke out in tears
they kept the camera on the guy for a
solid couple seconds
guy got a sad card
get more air time than I have the last 20 years
of my career. How blatant
could it be? Jeez Louise
watch your mouth.
Filthy talk on the internet.
Another comment that said that from Mayberry
RFD, I'm guessing.
But some thought the cop wasn't up to anything
scandal. Well, nobody said it was scandalous.
But at least check out
a hot bra, not a bulldozer.
The fuck. That guy was checking
that girl not having a
gun. He was doing his job. Somebody speculated.
Meanwhile,
he, first of all, she had guns like fucking Hulk.
Meanwhile, some ex-users
took issue with the Yes Network
focusing on the officer for so
long, and others took issue with the accounts
putting him on blast. Can we
agree? This is why we're doomed as a
species. Can you guys not fight?
There was a light moment
there. Can we not fucking
I go right to the comments
now. I'll read a headline and I'll
Oh, this will have some good comment.
It's something that we should all agree on as a society, as a species.
The fucking sky is not really blue.
What happens?
Bonnie McFarlane has one of my favorite jokes.
It's just a quick, like, one-liner.
She goes, people will fight about anything on the intent.
They argue about anything.
It gets so heated, so quick.
She goes, I just wanted to go on there and talk about the Israeli-Palestinian situation.
Isn't that fucking great?
Bonnie's a funny, funny broad.
That's Rich, Rich Voss's wife, by the way.
I'm glad to see Rich Voss, actually, on Gutfell every once in wrong.
He cracks me out.
He's been around a long time, Rich.
Who am I to say that?
Holy Christ.
But he's like 10 years, he's been doing it 10 years longer than me.
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be touring a little bit in the fall here,
wrapping up a career, maybe joining a bowling league.
September 18th, I'll be at
Hyena's in Dallas, Texas.
That'll be on a Thursday night.
Then the next night after that,
which is September 19th, I'll be at Wise Guys.
And the next night after that, I'll be at Wise Guys.
19 and 20 in Salt Lake City, Utah,
Wise Guys.
Then October 3rd, I'll be at the Arlington
Draft House where I've been many times, enjoyed it.
It's right on the cusp
of political correct fuck
because it sits a little outside D.C.
And I've been doing it long enough
that are people that come to see me know what they're going to get for the most part.
But there's always, it's one of those places where there's always going to be an unsuspecting couple
that will walk out after my third line about whatever, young colored folk.
And they'll pick it up and, what did a guy yell out at me there once?
What the fuck was it?
I don't know, but I lit into him about, I'd say it was a solid four and a half minutes
with the most fucking, I would have been arrested if it, if my words were.
physical started with his mother's clit or something it was didn't then it got
mean anyways let's move on to Trump oh I'm sorry I didn't want to tell you guys
this I'll be at Zanis October 16th in Nashville I don't know I was hiding that one
that's a great city Nashville and I promise you people while I'm there I'm
gonna and I'm gonna take all my I'll leave my underwear on but I'm gonna ride that
mechanical bull at one of those places while eating chicken wings covered in
hot sauce it's
going to go viral.
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Let's move on to Trump trashes the Democrats.
President Donald Trump said it is, and I quote,
waste of time to work with Democrats on Capitol Hill.
I can't believe this is the first time he's come out and said that
when he knew it the day after he got elected in 2016.
He knew that.
Trump blasted Democrat lawmakers when a reporter asked if he intends to meet
with Senate minority leader.
Can imagine calling Chuck Schumer?
leader and house minority leader this will make sense because he's black
minority leader Hakeem Jeffries who I when I lived in New York City he was a
whatever a rep there he was in a paper all the time talking anti-white shit and
and then he fakes it now I watch him climb the ladder if he's you're one of
your fucking leaders you're done you that's Hakeem Jeffries to discuss the
government funding deadline
So here is Mr. Trump that delivering only the way Mr. Trump can do.
And talk about a transparent.
We saw Biden, what, three times in four years, take actual questions?
It's hard to do when you have a steady stream of cottage cheese landing in your pants.
Here's Trump just being who Donald Trump is, honest.
Do you plan to meet with Leader Schumer and Leader Jeffries to discuss that situation?
Well, I will, I guess, but it's almost.
waste of time to meet because they never approve anything if we want money to fight crime
if we want money to do only good things just good things let's not even talk about
controversial they don't want to meet about anything that's true they really are they're
they're they're stuck they don't know what to do they have this it is probably more i would
say more than half are sane but they are led by insane people you're fucking crazy
uh it's true there's a other all there are i wouldn't say i'd say he said more than half i'd say
there's about 10 that it might be saying this jerk off i gave gutfeld some good shit about him
was that yesterday or today's monologue i used him as an example probably not but this frigging guy
and he just gets her elected over and over again he's been there and as a lot of people
people say, I'm not the first one to say, none of these guys have ever built anything,
created anything, or had like a real job, you know, other than government.
Trump, on the other hand, he's helping, he would be, he'd be watching guys put up drywall
and help them if they needed it, even when he was a billionaire.
Oh, God.
As Trump pointed out, Democrats are extreme and extreme.
extremely poor standing with the American people.
And a CNBC poll conducted from July 29 to August 3rd among 1,000 U.S. adults,
just 24% had a favorable view of the party.
I'd love to know who they are.
Versus 56% who had a negative outlook on the Democrats.
That's a, this minus 32 net approval is the lowest for either party in CNBC polling since 1996.
You're talking almost 30 years.
The poll has a margin of error of plus three, plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.
Move over, Democrats hold an average, moreover, I said move over.
Wow, what am I shit face still from last night?
Christ think I had a couple of old duels.
Moreover, Democrats hold an average favorability rating of 34.1, which is just above anal warts
just below
Cole play's last album
Real Clear Polling's current
aggregate and unfavorability rating
of 59.4
percent.
The 24% approval rating
in the CNBC poll aligns with
months of trends in favorability
of Democrats. It marks an
even worse number than the horrendous
29% favorability rating
for the party in a March.
CNN SSRS poll.
Woo!
By the way, that's a CNN poll.
Holy fucking moly.
And as I was saying to Dallas before the show,
the only way they can get out of this hole
is start to stop lying and start
because we all know they look at shit like D.C. and go,
there's no problem here.
We don't need these guys.
Immigration.
the border is fine.
They've been gaslighting us for fucking 50, 60 years.
And they're still doing it.
The only way, their only choice to get out of this political hole they dug is to come near the truth.
It's like a third rail for them.
And to come near the truth, that means they have to think more like Republicans.
And I don't think that's in their DNA.
So somebody predicted a cold civil war coming.
I'm with them.
I don't even know if it's going to be cold.
I think it might be a real one.
I already bought a horse yesterday and some canteens and a couple of muskets.
Anyways, let's go on to the worst state of the union who leads endometry.
Hold on. I just want to see something.
Take it easy.
California. No chicks with dicks allowed. That's right. I said it came out of California.
you remember we showed a clip of uh i think was no sum on a podcast agreeing
remember he was agreeing that women shouldn't be you know after he did this which
where the political winds are blowing and he wants to be president obviously but on some
podcast recently he goes yeah that's it's not fair for women to be competing against men and and
and it's done nothing about it but it's done nothing exactly he said that and uh and we're all like
Wow. He's such a politician. I mean, he's just, so anyways, as you know, a school board in
California voter to defy state policy and banned trans athletes from girls sports on Tuesday.
The Kern County Board of Education approved a resolution to comply with the federal definition
of Title IX, which is what, first of all, Obama put this shit in place. So Trump changed title
9 to say, and in its law, you can't have trans women playing against biological women,
or in other words, men against women.
He made that very clear.
The vote comes amid a feud and lawsuit between the state and President Donald Trump's administration
over the issue of males competing in girl sports.
Now, at least one school board has opted to side with Trump over the state authority,
that have rigorously committed to keeping males and girls sports this year.
I thought I'd throw that in there.
It wasn't necessary, but, oh, look at Title IX.
It's written on, it looks like the Magna Carta.
Trump signed an executive order to ban males from girls and women sports nationally back in February,
but California was one of the first states to publicly defy the order because it's West Coast stupid
and they grab onto everything and anything that's left.
The defiance enabled multiple incidents of trans athletes competing in high school girls basketball,
cross country and track and field in 2025 as California schools were made to continue
following the state law, which is allowing the chicks or dicks to play,
inclusion in sports dating back to 2014.
That's 11 years
They've been beating up on chicks
The issue came to a head
During the spring high school track
And field postseason
When transgender athlete
AB or AB
Ab?
Ab or A B. Hernandez
Of Jerupa Valley
How big is God damn
California?
Jerupa Valley. Where the fuck is that?
I don't either.
People in Jerupa go, what?
Ab Hernandez of Jerupa Valley High School
made a run for two-girls state titles.
Okay?
I suck cock.
Yeah, but you can run like the wind.
Yum, yummy, yummy, yum.
In May, three of the state's esteemed Christian high school schools,
of course, it took Christian school,
sent a letter to the California Interscholastic Federation
challenging its long-standing policy
that allows biological males and girls' sports.
Now, the current county board of education,
is the first public school board
to stand up to the state
and side with Trump
over the issue. That's in California
folks. I mean, these
are incremental changes, but
uh, huh?
Yeah, you got to start
somewhere. Maine, the state
of where I went to school, which was a very
macho state. It's about fishing
and, and
and, and, and, and, you know,
you dump a body in the woods if you
survive. Yeah, exactly.
exactly, waiting, you know, when the fucking temperature gets up to the low 40s in June, you're like, yeah, take off your shirt.
Maine, which is engulfed in a similar lawsuit with Trump over the same issue, also saw two of its public school boards pass resolutions in April to locally ban trans athletes from competing in girl sports.
In other words, they're agreeing with Trump, too.
Remember the governor of Maine, the broad, I think it was the governor.
and Trump just, they were in the same room together.
She goes, I'll see you in court.
I hope you find that lump in your armpit,
you fucking maple sap eating douche.
Let's take a look at a video.
I forgot what it was.
Oh, yes.
This is a man competing against a girl.
I mean, that's a trans woman.
That'll never not be funny to me.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, in real life, I like to see a guy do that,
too, girl.
No.
I kid.
That's what I do.
Finally tonight,
on your sister's acne covered back.
Anybody else love the song Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Shepard?
I can play like the first couple bars.
I can play the first couple bars of about 400 songs now.
It's about time I move on to the verse and the chorus.
I wonder if that's about the Rodney King beating.
What? What? Blue on black? Blue on black. Blue is the new black. Black is the new blue. Black is the new blue. Black on blue. I thought it was about domestic violence myself. Blue on black. Yeah, that's blue on black. You're absolutely right. Maybe it was.
Night falls and I'm alone. Let's move on to the final story of the week, boys and girls. There's still some more fallout from
Cincinnati beat down, a previous felon and suspect in the viral downtown Cincinnati beating
that reverberated nationwide is facing a new federal gun charge.
As you remember, we'll show the, yeah, we'll show, so the bra breaks out.
It's a, it's a, it's a fucking white guy and a white woman.
And a whole bunch of black people stomping the shit out of the white guy.
The woman, I don't know if they know each other or not, because it didn't sound like it when she was interviewed.
But the woman, and again, I blame this on Feminims, think she's going to get in the middle of a straight brawl and break it up, which is just silly.
I don't care if it's 1948, 58, 71, 72.
Haven't you learned?
It's why Title IX was changed.
Do you understand?
So this lady, just thinking she's doing some good, not knowing how a certain segment of the population,
at night on the streets
tries to get in
and she gets knocked out
to the point where her head hits the cement
and they say she's got
she sounds all right talking
but she's got like damage
she could have died
let's put it that way and so could the guy have
I'll show you the video you've seen it before
and then we'll talk
I'm sorry it's
stopping on the guy
Oh, I should have done to reverse the races.
Damn.
Here comes the woman going to try to help out.
And bang.
This guy sucker punches her.
That was Frank Giffitt on the play-by-play.
Hey, Tarzan.
I just want you to, and again, we always point out these double and triple standards.
Just think about it was the other way around.
I want you to think about that.
Have we seen in the last 50 years a group of white people doing that to a black person?
Maybe, I can't think.
I know a brawl broke out on a pier somewhere near water, but that was a bunch of white guys.
and black guys fighting each other, which is very refreshing, by the way, because it was one-on-one type shit, not 19-on-one, which is what super-predidents do. It's the only time they get their fucking balls up. Okay? She, I mean, came this close. A federal grand jury today indicted Montez Meriwether, 34. Yeah, you can't judge a book by its cover. I wouldn't fucking piss on this guy if he was on fire, even if I didn't know his resume. Well, that's prejudging of being racist. You goddamn right it is.
I'm still alive, with illegally possessing a firearm as a previously convicted felon.
This is what's walking around.
Was this D.C.?
Cincinnati.
That's right.
A previously convicted felon, according to the United States Attorney's Office.
According to the indictment on July 2nd, Meriwether illegally possessed a 9mm
millimeter pistol.
As a previously convicted felon, he's prohibited from possessing firearms, the release from the attorney's office.
Maryweather is accused of partaking in the early morning, July 26, beating that injured six.
It occurred outside a popular nightclub in Cincinnati's downtown business district.
These are these six people arrested.
And as you would expect, now the left, the Dems, whoever are saying, why all black people?
Ain't no white people getting arrested in there.
I'll get to that in a second.
there they are.
Stemming from that incident,
he was charged with three counts
of alleged felonious assault,
three charges of assault,
and two charges of aggravated rioting.
He is currently in state custody.
There's something wrong with the black man mine.
There's something wrong with his mind.
I love how there's always a woman in there.
With blonde hair.
You know, those Swedish blacks, really get violent.
If convicted on the gun charge,
Meriwether faces up to 50.
15 years in prison, but let's be honest, it'll be a, you know, a liberal judge, a liberal,
whatever the fuck, and he'll have to work at a car wash for eight minutes and steal the car
and still be littered. There's no place for violence in our community, said U.S. Attorney
Dominic S. Grace II. Those who commit violent acts can expect to be scrutinized, and they will
be held accountable for violations of federal criminal law. Yeah, we hear that all the time,
and here we are.
Now, here's the woman.
That's what she looked like right after.
Hit her head.
A lot of people have died hitting their head like that.
So now, naturally, I've been reading on the internet last couple days.
Oh, this footage from a cop's camera that shows the white guy slapping a black guy.
So why isn't anybody else being arrested?
Why no white people getting, you know?
I got a couple
takes on this. First, number one,
you want me in the rest of the country to believe
that a black guy, a white guy
by himself, went up and slapped
a black guy for no reason
with a group of black guys.
Number one, you want me to believe that so you can go fuck
yourself.
I forget the second point. I feel like
Rick Perry in the debates.
So you want me to believe that.
He just provoked the fucking, right?
Number two.
Let's say he did.
Let's say he even used the N word.
Does that justify stopping on him and almost killing a woman?
In their community, it does.
And I've been trying to say this to you people for a thousand years.
They hate your guts.
Nick, what do you mean they?
You don't, don't generalize.
Well, I told you, I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to say this one more time.
Not all black people.
Not all Asian people.
Not all in the imperial.
I'm not going to say that anymore.
because you should know we don't mean all of them.
I'll say all of them that were involved,
plus a whole bunch more.
But that would justify almost killing a woman.
Suck a punch and a woman.
What a tough guy, huh?
Annie's already a felon.
What a piece of shit.
Human garbage.
Sorry.
But you want us to believe,
I'm waiting for somebody to say,
we got footage, and you can do this with AI,
that's why this is dangerous.
I'm waiting for somebody to use AI.
and have the white guy using the N-word
because that's what they usually go to.
They usually say somebody, you know, use the N-word,
so they deserve that beating, which is silly.
I know black people think that's silly.
You know what I mean?
But there you go, and it's never changed.
And let me tell you young white girls
who, because we got a whole five, six generations
coming off college campuses,
if it's late at night and you're walking down the street
and here comes five young black kids,
cross the fucking street
because if you follow liberal advice
you're lucky if you make it your life will end
by the time you're 17
and if you were wrong about
that and they get their feelings hurt
they got their feelings hurt
ooh
the world's going to change
even Jesse Jackson
that's why I'm saying this
remember Jesse Jackson
no white lover
he was always leading up those
protests against white people
but even he said in a book
and a paper in an article
he was walking he goes it saddens me
to say this but I was
walking he said last night in it was D.C
he said he was going to an ATM machine or
something and there was a group of black guys behind
young black guys and he goes
I felt I think he said I felt threatened
or whatever but he admitted
it so what do you think a young white girl
or any white person is going to
and like I said
if you're wrong
Oh, God forbid.
You hurt somebody's feelings.
But let's see how much longer it takes.
They might even be doing it now saying the guy and a white guy said the N-word to a guy.
They show him slapping the guy.
But like I said, you want me to believe he just unprovokedly slapped a black guy that's with a bunch of other black guy.
It's never happened.
Well, it happened in Selma in 1955, but that's because there was a ton of white guys.
And now the blacks are going to go, well, that's how we're going to do.
Okay, but let's let it go now.
It's been fucking 5,000 years.
I exaggerate.
What's that?
And you weren't even around.
And you weren't around, exactly.
You got it way better than your grandparents did.
Anyways, I thought I'd end the show on a light note for the week.
How was that story?
Next up, a baby with brain cancer.
Hey, don't forget this live lineup again.
It starts tomorrow at 9 a.m.
And goes to 7 p.m. Eastern time.
You got a bunch of heavy hitters there.
The Lado with Crowder.
Tim Poole, all these guys.
And it's a great place
to keep your
finger on the pulse of what's going down.
That's it. You guys think it, I'll say it. You're very
welcome. We'll see you back here
on Monday. Have a great weekend,
everybody.
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