The Nick DiPaolo Show - Federal Agent Vs. Italian Hero | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1779

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Idiot Fucked Around and Found Out in DC, ICE Protests Fake, Fat Girl Love, Trump Trashes Dems No Chicks With Dicks and More Cincinnati Fallout!  Watch Nick on the FR...EE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 POMAYOR. Wow. We're going to be able to be. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. Hi, everybody. It's Thursday, last day of the week for this show. Good to be with you from the state of Vermont.
Starting point is 00:00:48 I'm Bernie Sanders. Welcome to the Rumble Live lineup. Again, you get, look what you get. Those guys and hats and shit. Microphones and they talk. It's great. Steve and Crowder allowed with Crows. out 11 o'clock, Russell Brand, Tim Poole,
Starting point is 00:01:04 these are heavy hitters, and they have been on the internet for a long time. All the guys you see scrolling by, and if you want to see all the shows commercial free and get extra content, you can sign up for Rumble premium. And don't forget, you can download the Rumble app. Put it right next to that other app.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I don't know. Took me five years to grasp the concept of an app. Remember, you just have to go to the web page itself which I have had a problem. I still do it. No, I don't. But did you see AOL finally get rid of the dial-up thing yesterday? It still existed.
Starting point is 00:01:39 You know, people out the middle of nowhere, I guess, that still used it. Today I'll be talking about, oh, I don't know. You got federales as an ICE and other cops, FBI, whatnot, patrolling the streets of D.C. And one of them got hit with a delicious sandwich. I'm not making that up. Well, a mediocre sandwich. subway. I mean, they weigh their turkey like it's cocaine. They fucking weigh their turkey. I used to have a whole
Starting point is 00:02:09 bit about it. I go, it was like fucking New Jack City. In the back there's a bunch of black chicks, you know, topless and they're weighing the turkey. Another tremendous joke that scared people. Anyways, yeah, we'll talk about that guy and how fake these protests are, and we all know who's funding them. What's it say when you have to pay people to stand up for your point of view. It means nobody agrees with it,
Starting point is 00:02:33 but you have to pay me, I will. And then we got a cop at a Yankees game who got caught on the Jumbotron doing something that was quite funny. And finally his school out in California. That's right. That's how you know things are turning, stepped up and said,
Starting point is 00:02:51 we're not allowing chicks with dicks to play sports here. You know, one county. So we'll talk about. that and then I'll go on vacation. I'm kidding. It's the weekend, which is a long way, which I love. Can I just tell you about my, I'm going to try to write a book and I have one title choice. It's called what I did on my life off. You like that? I think that's great because sort of, all I know, folks, is, I remember when I used to read comments when they, and some guy goes, A stand-up comedian. That kind of a waste of a life. Yeah. How long you've been working for the man, bitch?
Starting point is 00:03:40 I haven't had a boss since I was 27. I can get up at noon on a Monday, and I did it for 30-something years. That comment should be your forward. Yes, I'll trace that guy down. I have a picture of me choking him. One of the hardest I ever last. Artie Lang, he put a couple books out, and that guy's good stories. I mean, and they're all
Starting point is 00:04:04 fucking so goddamn funny and shit. But on his book cover, I think it was on one of his books, or did he put it on the internet? No, I think it was actually on the book cover. It's him, you know, like 80 pounds overweight, shrugly dirty beard, and it says about the author. I missed that fucking guy. He had some good ones. Hey, what are you watching, Uncle? Jew rods fighting Dracula's. To this day, it's my favorite thing I've ever heard in comedy.
Starting point is 00:04:45 That and the, is anything I write here? To the table of Jew. Those are neck and neck. Red Sox lost the series. That's two series in a row day. But, you know, it was the fucking Padres. in Houston. And Alex Bregman has made, just in this
Starting point is 00:05:02 series alone, two bare-handed play. He must have hands like George Foreman. And he's done about seven or 80 of these already this year. Where you have to, if you have to bear-handed, you know how to get the guy for a, he gets him at first. He's like
Starting point is 00:05:19 underrated. I always loved them. Even when he's with the Astros, I go, this guy's a ball player. And now we got him. Anyways, we're starting to stink it up a bit. crochet gut slapped around Monday night for the first time
Starting point is 00:05:32 you can't give him shit he's been carrying us on his back still might win this Cy Young and that's about all I got had a tuna wrap
Starting point is 00:05:42 last night good night everybody I fucking never get here's something two things that people never really get sick
Starting point is 00:05:51 of chicken and tuna never get sick of tuna that's what we're talking about today? Things you don't get sick of. All right, let's get to it. Hold the bologna, pal, is the headline. A man who was a man who used a subway sandwich to attack a federal agent on the streets of D.C. earlier this weekend has been charged with felony assault. Here is the clip of the
Starting point is 00:06:24 and this isn't isolated folks this is look at he's a white well-to-do well-off to do you can tell he's dressed just a white fucking jerk off DC is a cancer that needs I'm glad it's at least being federalized by Trump
Starting point is 00:06:38 it might change this fucking I hated it it's the only place I don't do comedy I did it a couple times they disliked me as much as I disliked them I did a theater there the benefit for Greg Gerardo's family and shit that was fun
Starting point is 00:06:51 but still it just it just illuminate. You can smell the political correctness and I can't even describe it. It's horrible and it's filled with jerkoffs like this. This guy's in a federal cop's face. You did that? The fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Waste of coal cuts. Oh. You're fucking God. Who's doing the play-by-play? All right, all right. It's got to be a black dude. There's nothing that black people laugh at harder than like a white guy giving cops a heart. I could be wrong in that one.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I'm just saying that cop is lucky that that bread, they bake their bread fresh every day. Because if it was stale, could have broke his jaw. Write that down. Can you imagine doing that? What a jerk off. I say this calls for action and now. The criminal case against Sean Charles Dunn, 37 was announced Wednesday by DC U.S. attorney, our girl, the great Lebanese, Janine Apiro, who said in a statement that the police are not out there.
Starting point is 00:08:23 to get pushed around or beat up by delicious cold cuts. I couldn't believe how short she is. Remember we showed a clip of her speaking, the podium? I forgot because she's bigger than life with her mouth. And I love her. Anyways, here she is, Ms. Janine. I love that Trump picked her. I'm telling you, he just watched Fox and bing, bang, bing.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I'll take that. Who's the weather guy? Here's Janine, U.S. attorney, telling us more. about this incident and the president's message to the criminals was if you spit we hit well we didn't quite do that the other night when an individual went up to she's not satisfied she wanted the guy beat officers and started jumping up and down screaming at him berating him yelling at him and then he took a subway sandwich about this big and took it and threw it at the officer he thought it was funny Well, he doesn't think it's funny today because we charge it with a felony.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Assault on a police officer. And we're going to back the police to the hilt. So there, stick your subway sandwich somewhere else. Where's that, Jenny? Where's that? Up his white, filthy arse. It's like a little girl. So there.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You have you until that point. I don't rub it in. So there. Enjoy that footlong up your arse. Ah, Ginnyan, you're the best. The criminal complaint says Dunn confessed. They're making this sound like he fucking, he stole the Hope Diamond. To a D.C. police officer, he goes, I did it.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I threw the sandwich. And they go, we know, we have your fingerprints all over the baloney. President Trump began deploying federal officials to support local police and fighting crime in D.C. on August 7th, he's had enough. I say this calls for action and now. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:10:32 So they've already made over hundreds of us, I guess it's probably in the article, but do you understand that they're protesting this? The Dems are literally protesting you're taking assholes off the streets and making us safer. Where are you going from there,
Starting point is 00:10:47 Dems? Where you go? What are you doing? On Monday, he asserted federal control over the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department and activated the National Guard. Here he is going, look what I had at the Cheesecake Factory the other night, the left and right side of the main. Look at one of the waiters signed it for me.
Starting point is 00:11:08 The hundreds of supplemental federal officials have made more than 100 arrests in a couple nights, okay? What does that tell you? Including 23 on Monday and 43 on Tuesday. Yeah, but everything's fine, right? The call-ed suspects include 33 people accused of gun crimes. Just in case you lefties are going, they're just arresting the low-hanging fruit, the loiterism.
Starting point is 00:11:36 No, 23 of them were alleged illegal immigrants. Ten suspects had outstanding warrants, and seven wanted on drug charges, per the administration. I say that's, you know, it's amazing. We're celebrating this. This was supposed to be the norm. Do you understand? I guess what happens when you become an affluent society?
Starting point is 00:12:01 I mean, all that work, all those, the people who wrote the laws and all that shit, after a while you take it for granted it's working and you just, now we're celebrating when the cops are actually doing their jobs and not getting in trouble. At least we're celebrating. on the right. I just I don't think I'm going to be around to see how the Democrats get out of it because I think they're going to be in a dry spell for the next
Starting point is 00:12:28 20-something years. And I'm going in about 10. I feel it. I can see the blood in my stool. I don't think that's good. All right. This is kind of related. The D.C. anti-ice protests all fake is the headline. At least the one I put up there. Several lefty dark money
Starting point is 00:12:47 organizations. Now when they say dark money. Are they talking about like BLM and NAACP? Okay. Including George Soros. Dallas said it. I didn't. Contributed more than $20 million to groups funding protests against President Trump's crime crackdown in D.C. So you really know there's a ton of people behind your cars when you have to pay them. Free D.C., which is a fiscally sponsored special project. That's in quotes, fiscally sponsored. See how they play with the language?
Starting point is 00:13:25 In other words, they're paying button men. That's what the Sicilians call it, and they send the guy over to whack somebody. He's a button. A progressive, yeah. Remember, I think it was a godfather, one or two. I think was one. Yeah. The guy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Were you a, sir, were you a go between a buffer? between Michael Corleone and the other members of the family. Yeah. The family had a lot of buffers. Love that lie. I assure you this isn't funny, sir. The fuck it isn't. I'm a mobster.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Free D.C., a fiscally sponsored special project of progressive non-profits, community change, and community change action. Just, I want to throw up blood, just reading the title. It brought a, by the way, the more innocuous, the title of a group, the more devious and insidious they are. Keep that in mind. Brought 150
Starting point is 00:14:24 demonstrators near the White House Monday to protest Trump's plan to deploy the National Guard troops in the district and federalize the city's police department. You know who's going to be happy about this? And you know, first of all, poor black people, or
Starting point is 00:14:40 any black people, I mean, in D.C., everybody's happy about it. But you've got white people, liberals, and Democrats, We're trying to stop this. And there's black people, and you can see them online going, don't, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:14:53 They're the ones whose lives are in danger every day. In D.C., it's everybody. You can get fucking clipped anywhere, it seems like. Do not obey, these are the rules that they gave the fake protesters, this group sponsored by Soros. Do not obey in advance
Starting point is 00:15:07 and take up space. Take up space, that's an order, are among free D.C.'s guiding principles And the group urges supporters to go outside and, 8 p.m. And bang pots and pans sing. Oh no. I'll take the pots and pans. I'll take gunfire over those voices. Bang parts and pans sing, chant or make noise for five minutes every night of this occupation. Wow, that's some rowdy shit banging pots and pans.
Starting point is 00:15:45 What is this? Fucking Attica. Community change and community change action, what's the difference? The group's bankrolling Free D.C.'s activism, that's the name of the group FreeD.'s campaign, have been the beneficiaries of millions of dollars in donations from hedge fund tycoon, George Osoros. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You know, the Tides Foundation? then you got dark money from Arabella Advisors Network. That's a new one. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It sounds Italian, but it's got the word Arab in it. Fuck them. According to an analysis shared with the post. D.C. is facing shootings, carjackings, and assaults. And yet progressive groups like the Pritzker Foundation. That's right. As in fat fuck Pritzker, the governor of Illinois, who, by the way, his family, he's a billionaire because of his family.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Just a fat, loud, dumb lefty, the Pritzker Foundation, George Soros, and the Arabella Network all spend millions of bucks to manufacture protests that weakened our communities, which is exactly right. Why has nobody taken a shot at this guy? And I don't mean verbally. Why has Trump's life been threatened twice? But this fucking douchebag gets to walk around. He doesn't walk around. He's hiding.
Starting point is 00:17:12 He's got a zillion layers protecting him. this guy's done more damage to this kind I don't know why we're I guess I guess we're not the right wing clanny whatever racist at this country you know white patriarch all that whole shit this guy sold out his own people
Starting point is 00:17:28 during the fucking Holocaust read about it between 2020 and 2023 community change and community change action and if I have to say that one more time I'm going to take a dump on my desk and kick it into the crowd receive $12.6 million from Open Society Foundation
Starting point is 00:17:44 5.6 million from the Arabella Network. And does Arabella Network, do they carry Sports Center in HBO, Max? And 1.9 million from the Tides Network. Anytime you hear that Tides, it's source, under the numerous grants labeled for such purposes as civil rights, social action advocacy. All their, they just, they play with the language beautifully. And social welfare activities. In other words, who's going to argue with that?
Starting point is 00:18:17 Why would you be against social welfare, you know, us helping that out? That's what they do. They play these games and there is evil and they'll hit you with cold cuts. I don't like it. Additionally, community change received, listen to this. Another $1 million across 2021 and 2022 from Future Forward USA Action. I think that's a new college conference in the Midwest. A Democratic Party-aligned Super PAC affiliated with Future Forward Pack.
Starting point is 00:18:44 one of the major political groups that backed former vice president, Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. So as you see, there's layers upon layers. They filtered a money down from the top, right? It's like having shell companies all over the place, rich people. Only these people are here to destroy.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I wonder why Soros has such a fucking chip on a shoulder about capitalism. What's that? No, he's not even, I know. Piece of cheese. somebody should hit him with something that's not like hit him with pork or something not kosher
Starting point is 00:19:23 I think he's Jewish maybe he's not all right let's lighten it up a bit the jumbotron of baseball games have been giving us some nice laughs lately we had that couple that was cheating at a concert on the jumbotron
Starting point is 00:19:38 by the way they're both fucked and what I hate here's what I hate and we've seen this a hundred times they'll put a cam on a couple at a football game, baseball, whatever the guy gets on his knees
Starting point is 00:19:53 like he's going to propose first of all you're doing it because you want the attention plus I think you're doing it because you think she might say no if I do it in private but she'll feel the pressure with 60,000 people
Starting point is 00:20:07 especially if it's in a Philadelphia stand they'll all hit her with beer No, she says no, you know what I mean? That's true. Whether you say yes and no, you're going to get doused. Good point. I mean, they blinded Santa Claus. They put a rock on a snowball.
Starting point is 00:20:28 That's when they became my favorite city, by the way. Yeah, I hate when people fucking do that. And a lot of them are set up where the girl says no, because of musculation is always funny. at least for the last 50 years. Anyways, the headline of this one is, and I have to sing it, fat girls, fat girls, what you're going to do in the Kung Fu? You'll get it when you see the clip.
Starting point is 00:20:52 An NYPD officer who was spotted on camera flashing a prolonged glance as a woman walked by while he was on patrol at Yankee Stadium. It reminds me of, like when I go to TSA, and you're going through the airport, they have people that have the focus of a crack baby.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Honestly, they're looking at their phones. They're supposed to be security, by the way. Not just checking your bags. I see guys flirting with chicks. Nobody's doing their fucking job. And I know this because I put an axe in my bag. A tomahawk, and it went right through. I lie.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Anyways, a prolonged glance when this chubby girl walked while he was on patrol at the stadium, this was Monday night. He went instantly viral as people speculated he was checking out the female fan. Oh, is that what you speculated? A bunch of detectives, are you?
Starting point is 00:21:55 You really connected those dots for us. Thank you. First of all, before we play the clip, I can cheese is a fat fuck. And I guess he's a minority, so it makes sense. They like that giant fucking ass of any color. social media erupted during the Yankees game against the twins Monday night when yes network cameras picked up the officer in the bottom of the first inning when most bad things happen in terrorist strike as he stood guard a man then a woman walked by and the officer's eyes appeared to be glued to the woman's path for a few seconds and she path how about a wake she's like a tugboat path practice leading to the instant online reaction.
Starting point is 00:22:41 We're going to show it to you. But the guy looks retarded, his reaction. He starts choking on his own tongue, it looks like. Right? Check this out. You see it. Thank you. You see him?
Starting point is 00:23:07 what's this do it again anyways so here's some of the comments I don't have enough friends to send this to I'm dead one X user wrote another wrote I saw it live and broke out in tears
Starting point is 00:23:35 they kept the camera on the guy for a solid couple seconds guy got a sad card get more air time than I have the last 20 years of my career. How blatant could it be? Jeez Louise watch your mouth. Filthy talk on the internet.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Another comment that said that from Mayberry RFD, I'm guessing. But some thought the cop wasn't up to anything scandal. Well, nobody said it was scandalous. But at least check out a hot bra, not a bulldozer. The fuck. That guy was checking that girl not having a
Starting point is 00:24:07 gun. He was doing his job. Somebody speculated. Meanwhile, he, first of all, she had guns like fucking Hulk. Meanwhile, some ex-users took issue with the Yes Network focusing on the officer for so long, and others took issue with the accounts putting him on blast. Can we
Starting point is 00:24:26 agree? This is why we're doomed as a species. Can you guys not fight? There was a light moment there. Can we not fucking I go right to the comments now. I'll read a headline and I'll Oh, this will have some good comment. It's something that we should all agree on as a society, as a species.
Starting point is 00:24:44 The fucking sky is not really blue. What happens? Bonnie McFarlane has one of my favorite jokes. It's just a quick, like, one-liner. She goes, people will fight about anything on the intent. They argue about anything. It gets so heated, so quick. She goes, I just wanted to go on there and talk about the Israeli-Palestinian situation.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Isn't that fucking great? Bonnie's a funny, funny broad. That's Rich, Rich Voss's wife, by the way. I'm glad to see Rich Voss, actually, on Gutfell every once in wrong. He cracks me out. He's been around a long time, Rich. Who am I to say that? Holy Christ.
Starting point is 00:25:26 But he's like 10 years, he's been doing it 10 years longer than me. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be touring a little bit in the fall here, wrapping up a career, maybe joining a bowling league. September 18th, I'll be at Hyena's in Dallas, Texas. That'll be on a Thursday night. Then the next night after that, which is September 19th, I'll be at Wise Guys.
Starting point is 00:25:46 And the next night after that, I'll be at Wise Guys. 19 and 20 in Salt Lake City, Utah, Wise Guys. Then October 3rd, I'll be at the Arlington Draft House where I've been many times, enjoyed it. It's right on the cusp of political correct fuck because it sits a little outside D.C.
Starting point is 00:26:04 And I've been doing it long enough that are people that come to see me know what they're going to get for the most part. But there's always, it's one of those places where there's always going to be an unsuspecting couple that will walk out after my third line about whatever, young colored folk. And they'll pick it up and, what did a guy yell out at me there once? What the fuck was it? I don't know, but I lit into him about, I'd say it was a solid four and a half minutes with the most fucking, I would have been arrested if it, if my words were.
Starting point is 00:26:36 physical started with his mother's clit or something it was didn't then it got mean anyways let's move on to Trump oh I'm sorry I didn't want to tell you guys this I'll be at Zanis October 16th in Nashville I don't know I was hiding that one that's a great city Nashville and I promise you people while I'm there I'm gonna and I'm gonna take all my I'll leave my underwear on but I'm gonna ride that mechanical bull at one of those places while eating chicken wings covered in hot sauce it's going to go viral.
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Starting point is 00:28:23 Trump blasted Democrat lawmakers when a reporter asked if he intends to meet with Senate minority leader. Can imagine calling Chuck Schumer? leader and house minority leader this will make sense because he's black minority leader Hakeem Jeffries who I when I lived in New York City he was a whatever a rep there he was in a paper all the time talking anti-white shit and and then he fakes it now I watch him climb the ladder if he's you're one of your fucking leaders you're done you that's Hakeem Jeffries to discuss the
Starting point is 00:29:00 government funding deadline So here is Mr. Trump that delivering only the way Mr. Trump can do. And talk about a transparent. We saw Biden, what, three times in four years, take actual questions? It's hard to do when you have a steady stream of cottage cheese landing in your pants. Here's Trump just being who Donald Trump is, honest. Do you plan to meet with Leader Schumer and Leader Jeffries to discuss that situation? Well, I will, I guess, but it's almost.
Starting point is 00:29:33 waste of time to meet because they never approve anything if we want money to fight crime if we want money to do only good things just good things let's not even talk about controversial they don't want to meet about anything that's true they really are they're they're they're stuck they don't know what to do they have this it is probably more i would say more than half are sane but they are led by insane people you're fucking crazy uh it's true there's a other all there are i wouldn't say i'd say he said more than half i'd say there's about 10 that it might be saying this jerk off i gave gutfeld some good shit about him was that yesterday or today's monologue i used him as an example probably not but this frigging guy
Starting point is 00:30:26 and he just gets her elected over and over again he's been there and as a lot of people people say, I'm not the first one to say, none of these guys have ever built anything, created anything, or had like a real job, you know, other than government. Trump, on the other hand, he's helping, he would be, he'd be watching guys put up drywall and help them if they needed it, even when he was a billionaire. Oh, God. As Trump pointed out, Democrats are extreme and extreme. extremely poor standing with the American people.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And a CNBC poll conducted from July 29 to August 3rd among 1,000 U.S. adults, just 24% had a favorable view of the party. I'd love to know who they are. Versus 56% who had a negative outlook on the Democrats. That's a, this minus 32 net approval is the lowest for either party in CNBC polling since 1996. You're talking almost 30 years. The poll has a margin of error of plus three, plus or minus 3.1 percentage points. Move over, Democrats hold an average, moreover, I said move over.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Wow, what am I shit face still from last night? Christ think I had a couple of old duels. Moreover, Democrats hold an average favorability rating of 34.1, which is just above anal warts just below Cole play's last album Real Clear Polling's current aggregate and unfavorability rating of 59.4
Starting point is 00:32:11 percent. The 24% approval rating in the CNBC poll aligns with months of trends in favorability of Democrats. It marks an even worse number than the horrendous 29% favorability rating for the party in a March.
Starting point is 00:32:30 CNN SSRS poll. Woo! By the way, that's a CNN poll. Holy fucking moly. And as I was saying to Dallas before the show, the only way they can get out of this hole is start to stop lying and start because we all know they look at shit like D.C. and go,
Starting point is 00:32:56 there's no problem here. We don't need these guys. Immigration. the border is fine. They've been gaslighting us for fucking 50, 60 years. And they're still doing it. The only way, their only choice to get out of this political hole they dug is to come near the truth. It's like a third rail for them.
Starting point is 00:33:16 And to come near the truth, that means they have to think more like Republicans. And I don't think that's in their DNA. So somebody predicted a cold civil war coming. I'm with them. I don't even know if it's going to be cold. I think it might be a real one. I already bought a horse yesterday and some canteens and a couple of muskets. Anyways, let's go on to the worst state of the union who leads endometry.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Hold on. I just want to see something. Take it easy. California. No chicks with dicks allowed. That's right. I said it came out of California. you remember we showed a clip of uh i think was no sum on a podcast agreeing remember he was agreeing that women shouldn't be you know after he did this which where the political winds are blowing and he wants to be president obviously but on some podcast recently he goes yeah that's it's not fair for women to be competing against men and and and it's done nothing about it but it's done nothing exactly he said that and uh and we're all like
Starting point is 00:34:23 Wow. He's such a politician. I mean, he's just, so anyways, as you know, a school board in California voter to defy state policy and banned trans athletes from girls sports on Tuesday. The Kern County Board of Education approved a resolution to comply with the federal definition of Title IX, which is what, first of all, Obama put this shit in place. So Trump changed title 9 to say, and in its law, you can't have trans women playing against biological women, or in other words, men against women. He made that very clear. The vote comes amid a feud and lawsuit between the state and President Donald Trump's administration
Starting point is 00:35:14 over the issue of males competing in girl sports. Now, at least one school board has opted to side with Trump over the state authority, that have rigorously committed to keeping males and girls sports this year. I thought I'd throw that in there. It wasn't necessary, but, oh, look at Title IX. It's written on, it looks like the Magna Carta. Trump signed an executive order to ban males from girls and women sports nationally back in February, but California was one of the first states to publicly defy the order because it's West Coast stupid
Starting point is 00:35:58 and they grab onto everything and anything that's left. The defiance enabled multiple incidents of trans athletes competing in high school girls basketball, cross country and track and field in 2025 as California schools were made to continue following the state law, which is allowing the chicks or dicks to play, inclusion in sports dating back to 2014. That's 11 years They've been beating up on chicks The issue came to a head
Starting point is 00:36:26 During the spring high school track And field postseason When transgender athlete AB or AB Ab? Ab or A B. Hernandez Of Jerupa Valley How big is God damn
Starting point is 00:36:42 California? Jerupa Valley. Where the fuck is that? I don't either. People in Jerupa go, what? Ab Hernandez of Jerupa Valley High School made a run for two-girls state titles. Okay? I suck cock.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Yeah, but you can run like the wind. Yum, yummy, yummy, yum. In May, three of the state's esteemed Christian high school schools, of course, it took Christian school, sent a letter to the California Interscholastic Federation challenging its long-standing policy that allows biological males and girls' sports. Now, the current county board of education,
Starting point is 00:37:19 is the first public school board to stand up to the state and side with Trump over the issue. That's in California folks. I mean, these are incremental changes, but uh, huh? Yeah, you got to start
Starting point is 00:37:35 somewhere. Maine, the state of where I went to school, which was a very macho state. It's about fishing and, and and, and, and, and, you know, you dump a body in the woods if you survive. Yeah, exactly. exactly, waiting, you know, when the fucking temperature gets up to the low 40s in June, you're like, yeah, take off your shirt.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Maine, which is engulfed in a similar lawsuit with Trump over the same issue, also saw two of its public school boards pass resolutions in April to locally ban trans athletes from competing in girl sports. In other words, they're agreeing with Trump, too. Remember the governor of Maine, the broad, I think it was the governor. and Trump just, they were in the same room together. She goes, I'll see you in court. I hope you find that lump in your armpit, you fucking maple sap eating douche. Let's take a look at a video.
Starting point is 00:38:30 I forgot what it was. Oh, yes. This is a man competing against a girl. I mean, that's a trans woman. That'll never not be funny to me. I'm sorry, folks. I mean, in real life, I like to see a guy do that, too, girl.
Starting point is 00:38:46 No. I kid. That's what I do. Finally tonight, on your sister's acne covered back. Anybody else love the song Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Shepard? I can play like the first couple bars. I can play the first couple bars of about 400 songs now.
Starting point is 00:39:12 It's about time I move on to the verse and the chorus. I wonder if that's about the Rodney King beating. What? What? Blue on black? Blue on black. Blue is the new black. Black is the new blue. Black is the new blue. Black on blue. I thought it was about domestic violence myself. Blue on black. Yeah, that's blue on black. You're absolutely right. Maybe it was. Night falls and I'm alone. Let's move on to the final story of the week, boys and girls. There's still some more fallout from Cincinnati beat down, a previous felon and suspect in the viral downtown Cincinnati beating that reverberated nationwide is facing a new federal gun charge. As you remember, we'll show the, yeah, we'll show, so the bra breaks out. It's a, it's a, it's a fucking white guy and a white woman.
Starting point is 00:40:12 And a whole bunch of black people stomping the shit out of the white guy. The woman, I don't know if they know each other or not, because it didn't sound like it when she was interviewed. But the woman, and again, I blame this on Feminims, think she's going to get in the middle of a straight brawl and break it up, which is just silly. I don't care if it's 1948, 58, 71, 72. Haven't you learned? It's why Title IX was changed. Do you understand? So this lady, just thinking she's doing some good, not knowing how a certain segment of the population,
Starting point is 00:40:48 at night on the streets tries to get in and she gets knocked out to the point where her head hits the cement and they say she's got she sounds all right talking but she's got like damage she could have died
Starting point is 00:41:04 let's put it that way and so could the guy have I'll show you the video you've seen it before and then we'll talk I'm sorry it's stopping on the guy Oh, I should have done to reverse the races. Damn. Here comes the woman going to try to help out.
Starting point is 00:41:40 And bang. This guy sucker punches her. That was Frank Giffitt on the play-by-play. Hey, Tarzan. I just want you to, and again, we always point out these double and triple standards. Just think about it was the other way around. I want you to think about that. Have we seen in the last 50 years a group of white people doing that to a black person?
Starting point is 00:42:07 Maybe, I can't think. I know a brawl broke out on a pier somewhere near water, but that was a bunch of white guys. and black guys fighting each other, which is very refreshing, by the way, because it was one-on-one type shit, not 19-on-one, which is what super-predidents do. It's the only time they get their fucking balls up. Okay? She, I mean, came this close. A federal grand jury today indicted Montez Meriwether, 34. Yeah, you can't judge a book by its cover. I wouldn't fucking piss on this guy if he was on fire, even if I didn't know his resume. Well, that's prejudging of being racist. You goddamn right it is. I'm still alive, with illegally possessing a firearm as a previously convicted felon. This is what's walking around. Was this D.C.? Cincinnati. That's right.
Starting point is 00:42:55 A previously convicted felon, according to the United States Attorney's Office. According to the indictment on July 2nd, Meriwether illegally possessed a 9mm millimeter pistol. As a previously convicted felon, he's prohibited from possessing firearms, the release from the attorney's office. Maryweather is accused of partaking in the early morning, July 26, beating that injured six. It occurred outside a popular nightclub in Cincinnati's downtown business district. These are these six people arrested. And as you would expect, now the left, the Dems, whoever are saying, why all black people?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Ain't no white people getting arrested in there. I'll get to that in a second. there they are. Stemming from that incident, he was charged with three counts of alleged felonious assault, three charges of assault, and two charges of aggravated rioting.
Starting point is 00:43:52 He is currently in state custody. There's something wrong with the black man mine. There's something wrong with his mind. I love how there's always a woman in there. With blonde hair. You know, those Swedish blacks, really get violent. If convicted on the gun charge, Meriwether faces up to 50.
Starting point is 00:44:10 15 years in prison, but let's be honest, it'll be a, you know, a liberal judge, a liberal, whatever the fuck, and he'll have to work at a car wash for eight minutes and steal the car and still be littered. There's no place for violence in our community, said U.S. Attorney Dominic S. Grace II. Those who commit violent acts can expect to be scrutinized, and they will be held accountable for violations of federal criminal law. Yeah, we hear that all the time, and here we are. Now, here's the woman. That's what she looked like right after.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Hit her head. A lot of people have died hitting their head like that. So now, naturally, I've been reading on the internet last couple days. Oh, this footage from a cop's camera that shows the white guy slapping a black guy. So why isn't anybody else being arrested? Why no white people getting, you know? I got a couple takes on this. First, number one,
Starting point is 00:45:13 you want me in the rest of the country to believe that a black guy, a white guy by himself, went up and slapped a black guy for no reason with a group of black guys. Number one, you want me to believe that so you can go fuck yourself. I forget the second point. I feel like
Starting point is 00:45:29 Rick Perry in the debates. So you want me to believe that. He just provoked the fucking, right? Number two. Let's say he did. Let's say he even used the N word. Does that justify stopping on him and almost killing a woman? In their community, it does.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And I've been trying to say this to you people for a thousand years. They hate your guts. Nick, what do you mean they? You don't, don't generalize. Well, I told you, I'm not going to go. I'm not going to say this one more time. Not all black people. Not all Asian people.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Not all in the imperial. I'm not going to say that anymore. because you should know we don't mean all of them. I'll say all of them that were involved, plus a whole bunch more. But that would justify almost killing a woman. Suck a punch and a woman. What a tough guy, huh?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Annie's already a felon. What a piece of shit. Human garbage. Sorry. But you want us to believe, I'm waiting for somebody to say, we got footage, and you can do this with AI, that's why this is dangerous.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I'm waiting for somebody to use AI. and have the white guy using the N-word because that's what they usually go to. They usually say somebody, you know, use the N-word, so they deserve that beating, which is silly. I know black people think that's silly. You know what I mean? But there you go, and it's never changed.
Starting point is 00:46:55 And let me tell you young white girls who, because we got a whole five, six generations coming off college campuses, if it's late at night and you're walking down the street and here comes five young black kids, cross the fucking street because if you follow liberal advice you're lucky if you make it your life will end
Starting point is 00:47:14 by the time you're 17 and if you were wrong about that and they get their feelings hurt they got their feelings hurt ooh the world's going to change even Jesse Jackson that's why I'm saying this
Starting point is 00:47:28 remember Jesse Jackson no white lover he was always leading up those protests against white people but even he said in a book and a paper in an article he was walking he goes it saddens me to say this but I was
Starting point is 00:47:44 walking he said last night in it was D.C he said he was going to an ATM machine or something and there was a group of black guys behind young black guys and he goes I felt I think he said I felt threatened or whatever but he admitted it so what do you think a young white girl or any white person is going to
Starting point is 00:48:02 and like I said if you're wrong Oh, God forbid. You hurt somebody's feelings. But let's see how much longer it takes. They might even be doing it now saying the guy and a white guy said the N-word to a guy. They show him slapping the guy. But like I said, you want me to believe he just unprovokedly slapped a black guy that's with a bunch of other black guy.
Starting point is 00:48:27 It's never happened. Well, it happened in Selma in 1955, but that's because there was a ton of white guys. And now the blacks are going to go, well, that's how we're going to do. Okay, but let's let it go now. It's been fucking 5,000 years. I exaggerate. What's that? And you weren't even around.
Starting point is 00:48:43 And you weren't around, exactly. You got it way better than your grandparents did. Anyways, I thought I'd end the show on a light note for the week. How was that story? Next up, a baby with brain cancer. Hey, don't forget this live lineup again. It starts tomorrow at 9 a.m. And goes to 7 p.m. Eastern time.
Starting point is 00:49:04 You got a bunch of heavy hitters there. The Lado with Crowder. Tim Poole, all these guys. And it's a great place to keep your finger on the pulse of what's going down. That's it. You guys think it, I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here
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