The Nick DiPaolo Show - Federal Judge Declines California’s Request | Nick Di Paolo Show #1750

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Trump and Elon reuniting, a judge denies California’s restraining order against federal intervention in L.A., and Trump restores the names of several forts lost to d...emocrat stupidity.  Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:01:42 Uh, gets things going, yeah. I have some slaves in the backyard working on a brick wall. Good to be with you. It's Wednesday here. I don't know where you may be. Anyways, great state of Georgia, Savannah. Good to be with you.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Nice, nice numbers last night. Keep it up. Spread this shit like chlamydia. You know what I'm saying? That's right, get up and close to whoever you and say, look man, you're going to laugh and it's going to burn when you pee. You know what I'm saying? Spread that shit. Spread it. Penicillin is overrated. Excuse me. You know I'm allergic, technically I'm allergic to penicillin. Which a million people, they say a million adults are because back in the day they go, you got a little rash, you know, they treated, they didn't know, but, but now it's like you, it probably wouldn't hurt.
Starting point is 00:02:33 You know, I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna fucking try that. But boy, so I had to, I couldn't use penicillin then. I used to get STDs all the time because I loved young boys. I, I'm kidding. They're clean as a whistle. No. I, you know, I was young and 20 and sleeping around like most guys. And yes, I took pride in having chlamydia. I would say always summertime. It would be like May through August. It has to be humid for those germs to stay alive. And I actually set off the smoke detector once in a public bathroom I was pissing. Man that burned.
Starting point is 00:03:13 So I couldn't use penicillin. I had to come up with my own shit. And it was A&W Root Beer and Clorox. Actually I went to a free clinic when I was on the road. This was when I was a young comic. I can bang somebody in New York and I go on the road. And I had a girlfriend at the time, not this one. This was long ago.
Starting point is 00:03:31 So I go, oh no. I had to go to a free clinic in Atlanta. Just picture that. And again, I've used this reference before, but I did. I'm in the waiting room with me. It was like me and 24 black guys. And a black girl and it was again I look like Rick Patino coaching Kentucky and I remember waiting and I go in and the little Asian doctor and he's got a q-tip
Starting point is 00:03:59 at that I swear to God it was a little shorter than a canoe paddle sticks it in the tip of my and he's going around like he's cleaning a toilet at a Sunoco station. And I'm like, Jesus, what are you looking for shit? Don't go any deeper than that, ow. And then he called me a week later when I got home and I said, well, do I have anything? He said, I don't know, but there's a palm tree
Starting point is 00:04:22 growing in a beet tree dish. I said, what? What, what, what, what, what, what? There's more to that bit, I forget it. Something about a girl's hit, a guy was hitting on a girl, a brother hitting on a black girl, and she was cute, I remember. But in a VD clinic, how horny is this guy? Oh, anal warts my ass. Anyhow, that was a nice story that I tell the family
Starting point is 00:04:46 on Thanksgiving. Hey, Ma, do you know I used to be diseased when I had a nice hat of hair? For lice, they could set up in that. There was some comic that used to say that when I was an open mic, he was already a pro. And he's something about, he goes, I like having the crabs, It was like Pac-Man.
Starting point is 00:05:05 You just, dugga, dugga, dugga, dugga. Jay Charbonneau. He was the first angry comic I ever saw. So if you like my style, you can, I mean, this came naturally, but I'm just saying. I go, oh, it's all right to drop a sea bomb four seconds into the show. And that's really helped me, as you can see.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Right to the top. Hey, my buddy Joe List has a, I thought he already dropped this special called Small Ball. And he just dropped it Friday on YouTube. And boy, like I said, my career came at the wrong time. Now with all these, he's got 330,000 likes, I think, in a couple, three, four days. So I take pride because I
Starting point is 00:05:46 discovered him in Boston he was a fall-down drunk at that time and was mildly funny I had no idea he was capable of this cleaned up his ass now he's got a wife and a kid and he does a tonight show every three wait I'm going what the fuck happened I wasn't looking for anybody that talented to open from so no go watch it he's uh he, he'll never disappoint. He's a Massachusetts guy. We don't. Like I said, if you're a comedian from Boston area, it's like being a football player from Texas. Know what I'm saying? My Naaaaaara. All right, let's uh, let's move on. Welcome to the live lineup. I'm your chair full host, Nick DiPaolo, walking on sunshine.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And the lineup is packed with great shows from 9 AM to 7 PM Eastern time, like these guys. Those are heavy hitters. Like The Crucible with Andrew Wilson, Tim Poole. And tonight, listen to this, 8 PM, Lauda with Crota will be doing a special live stream from the LA riots. And my wife puts ad lib in the parentheses.
Starting point is 00:06:54 She's writing copy, now she's telling me how to be funny. Okay, don't get hit by a rock. Anyways, thank you again, LA, for setting yourself on fire, what, every four months now? And if you live there, I don't know what you're thinking, other than, ooh, cheap strawberries. Anyways, what are we covering on the show today? Oh, well, I'll show you maybe one of the greatest baseball
Starting point is 00:07:25 catches that not maybe it is it's still second to one that was very similar to we'll just show that in a second and what else are we talking about I'm trying oh Trump and Elon like I predicted look like they're gonna kiss and make up, which is good news to me and you if you vote like me. What else we talking about? Oh, that remember a month or two ago when those Democrats in New Jersey charged a, what was it, some type of base, remember? Yeah, and they collided with with those ice guys whatever anyways one of those she's a rep her last name is MacGyver black woman have he said well she's truck she was charged yesterday and you
Starting point is 00:08:19 know why cuz Trump said we're not taking the shit anymore you know I'm saying to us anyways we'll be talking about all that and what's the best foot fungus spray. Okay, so real quick, we'll start light with this baseball catch. Guy was playing, I wanna say the A's, no longer Oakland A's by the way. Everybody's taking off out of their town. Why? It's a Marxist
Starting point is 00:08:46 shithole run by Marxists and hateful people and now they play like in a high school in Sacramento or some shit. It's 186 down the line and 211 dead center field. Anyway, so they're not the Oakland A's anymore. They are talking about going to Vegas which is a perfect fit. People get shot in front of hotels. It's great. They'll feel right at home. Anyways, the guy's name is Denzel Clark. Apparently, this is like the third catch, like from a scale of 8 to 10. He made a couple that were already 8's this week or the last couple weeks. But this will be the catch for the... you'll see this on highlights forever.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Do you know who they're playing, Jason? It was the Angels and there was a transgender guy that hit this ball named Sharon. Got all of it with his back. Check this out. And this one to center field. Denzel Clark on the move back after he stepped Thank God for her voice bucket I've heard the list. I've seen the list of the greatest catches you're ever going to get up to 38 If you don't have room for this one on your list
Starting point is 00:10:07 we're watching two different sports okay can be done so far climbs the ladder all the way all right what about what look at that anyways all that dirty card sucker and then the announced i't believe he says that. He goes, if they're not stealing your bikes, they're
Starting point is 00:10:27 stealing home runs from you. I couldn't believe. OK, maybe I made that up a little bit. What a catch, and what an athlete. I put this one, though, and this happened years ago. I think it was in Japan Or an associate restaurant the parkland. I can't remember but no it was in the Japan You know where we get a lot of talent in Japan and that that was tremendous. There's one of you know who running
Starting point is 00:10:59 Jim Edmonds running like a football receiver and diving looking straight over his head like I was in catching it which was up there too but to me this one still tops the greatest catch. We travel east, far east. If you want to impress your friends remember the name Masafuni Yamamori. The Japanese fielders ran up the fence like it had steps on it. Now that's an amazing catch. That's fucking beautiful.
Starting point is 00:11:33 My God. Do you understand? And I played center for a while. I played all the, actually. And I taught myself. I'll never forget this. Cause I had legs. I could cover a lot of ground. I taught myself, I'll never forget this, because I had legs, I could cover a lot of ground. I taught myself, I spent time at practice having my buddy throw from second base over my head,
Starting point is 00:11:53 turning my back and running to a point, then turning around and catching it. And I did it for like an hour after practice. Wouldn't you know the next game, fly ball over my head I turn my back turn around right off the forehead no I caught it it's the only time that I'm like oh practice does work sometimes anyways enough of that let's get to the World War three that was beautiful not everything has to be you know a bloodbath on this show just 90% of it president Trump's feeling, oh, did I name this? Kiss and Makeup? What did I call this one? I didn't?
Starting point is 00:12:33 President Trump is feeling good about Elon Musk's apology and what did I, oh I call this like, yeah that's right, I told you so. Because I did a couple days ago. I said don't get back together. That's what white guys do. What do you mean? You figure it out. Anyways, yeah, so he was feeling good about my apology. After the former first buddy, oh, who wrote this? Admitted to, don't touch the, did you just turn it up
Starting point is 00:13:00 or did I do that? Oh, that's me. A former first buddy admitted late Tuesday he had gone too far in his personal attacks on the commander in chief. Trump said, I thought it was very nice that he did that, the president told the New York Post in a brief phone conversation Wednesday morning,
Starting point is 00:13:21 but didn't say whether he was willing to let bygones be bygones with Tesla and SpaceX CEO Musk. Like I said they need each other just like the Beatles needed to wrinkle. What? Shut the fuck up Pete Best was I know whatever. President Trump describes to Miranda Devine who by the way she uncovered the whole laptop thing What's his name's left to hunt his laptop? She's the one who dug all that now. She's got a huge podcast Trump talked to her and She asked about the falling out. Let's check that out See what he said Musk will remain a friend and advisor to the Trump administration Even after his tenure leading the Department of Government Efficiency comes to an end, according to Vice
Starting point is 00:14:09 President J.D. Vance. Speaking on Fox and Friends, Vance said Musk's role was always intended to be temporary, lasting about six months, but stressed that the billionaire's impact won't stop there. Of course he's going to continue to be an advisor, Vance said, dismissing media reports of a rift as fake news. I can't listen to her roasted voice. Oh go ahead, JD's talking. Elon is going to remain a friend and an advisor of both me and the president, and he's done a lot of good things. God damn right. Can you women stop doing that fried voice thing? I understand if you're 14 in high school
Starting point is 00:14:44 and live in the valley in California and your mother's on fire and you're going, oh, our house is burning. Why do you all, I see grown women doing it now. I'm talking anchor women in their 40s doing that fried voice. What the fuck is that about? And I was told Paris Hilton started it and she did. And you want to follow her. She's a good she did and you want to follow her she's a good role model if you want to be her drooling retarded she's still good looking I'll give a fuck whatever he says big piggy what shot it yeah I don't know where you got that clip it no it's it's happened no it's happened with Dallas too. Sometimes they'll send them a link and they change the story. But anyways, you can see, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:15:29 Musk. Autistic guys do that when they're happy. That and black wide receivers. Oh stop it, shut it. Anyways, this is what Elon said over social media. I regret some of my post about President Trump last week. They went too far, which is fucking perfect because let me tell you something folks,
Starting point is 00:15:53 when you're this important to have this much power, yeah, you can overlook shit like this, especially Trump. He was literally shot in the face and gave the guy the finger. You think words are gonna fucking hurt his feelings? They went too far, Musk wrote late Tuesday after previously deleting his post about about Epstein. Remember he said Trump is in the Epstein files and that's why that's why they wouldn't release him. Which really cut deep I'll
Starting point is 00:16:19 tell you that much. What's the matter with you? Sorry. The fuck is the matter with you? That's Trump yelling at Musk. Fat fuck ought to order a sign. Anyways, the president has expressed openness to potentially burying the hatchet with Musk right in the side of his head.
Starting point is 00:16:38 He said, I don't know why he said that. That's every day. Right in the skull. Get him in his thick skull. The ones on the spectrum Right in the skull. Get him in his thick skull, the ones on the spectrum. Thick skull. Who he accused last week of having Trump derangement syndrome and being bitter about both leaving his special government
Starting point is 00:16:53 employee position and the House GOP removing electric vehicle tax incentives from that one big, beautiful bill. That's what pissed off, according to Trump, set this off, this fire. But again, and so I guess we have audio of a phone call last night between Trump and him and... I love you for helping me to construct of my life, not a tavern, but a tip.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without finding fraud in waste. You have done it by just being yourself. Okay, enough. Enough. Oh that's me. I'm yelling at my producer.
Starting point is 00:17:50 I'm in charge of that dog shit. I did that to Dallas like four times. I go enough already. He's looking at me. What are you, a fucking retarded? Anyhow, yeah, we want them back together, don't we? Because the Dems, they can't even handle Trump, but when you put Batman and Robin together,
Starting point is 00:18:10 holy fuck, I'm moly. But if I'm Musk, I'm going, well, Jesus Christ, I don't want my cars all burnt and people throwing rocks at the house. Get a helmet like the LA rioters do. Apparently some NGO, did you see that, was handing out riot gear for them. How is that? And we've talked about it enough. Everybody should be arrested. From starting with Nutsum,
Starting point is 00:18:34 Bass, they should literally be handcuffed. They're encouraging jerk-offs to interfere with deporting bad, oh but they said they were going to start with, you start with whoever's illegal. Yeah, but they just at the home shut the fuck up. Words either mean something or they don't. You know who said that? I was very surprised who said that.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Buster Keaton. You guys have no idea. Anyways, I said it in high school under my yearbook picture. Let's move on. Judge denies dickheads. Judge denied dickheads. That's what I said. Hear ye, hear ye.
Starting point is 00:19:18 The court's in session. The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Must be Joe Brown. Here come the judge. Must be Joe Brown. Here come the judge. A federal judge in San Francisco declined on Tuesday California's request to immediately block the Trump administration from using Marines and members
Starting point is 00:19:35 of the state's National Guard to enforce laws in the state, including by assisting federal officials with immigration enforcement. It's in Article II, Section blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, enforcement. It's in article two, section blah blah blah blah blah. It's so clear. And these nitwits, that's their answer to run to fucking and sue them. And this judge appointed by, I looked it up,
Starting point is 00:19:56 I wanna say Bill Clinton. I believe he was appointed by, his name is Charles Breyer. And somebody said he's related to Stephen Breyer who's as liberal as they get. And here he is and they buried Pee Wee Herman in that suit. Senior U.S. District Judge Chuck Charlie Breyer. Instead, he's the guy who said to the Democrats, fuck off, Trump can do what he's doing right now. So they're having a hearing tomorrow. So in other words, they couldn't stop it right away.
Starting point is 00:20:28 But then on Thursday, I don't know how it works, if he's the guy to decide, probably throw it to some lesbian out of Yale, and you know how that works. Senior District Judge Charles Breyer instead scheduled a hearing for 1.30 on Thursday over a request from the state for a temporary restraining order, the kind my wife took out on me like two years ago. It was only about a month and a half, and boy, never happened, folks. Relax. I'm an angel. Restraining order that would bar officials from directing the service members to assist with certain law enforcement activities. The request from the state, which would be California,
Starting point is 00:21:06 for a temporary restraining order comes a day after Democrat Governor Gavin I suck cock Newsome sued President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the decision to federalize members of the state's National Guard, and you can do that, I looked it up, to aid in the federal response to protests
Starting point is 00:21:33 happening in and around LA. By the way, it's happening in Chicago now, and you know, we're watching the Summer of Love 2020 version. It's the same, you know, only it's not. Trump and Hegseth intend to use unlawfully, this must be a quote from Jericho, unlawfully federalized National Guard troops and Marines to accompany federal immigration enforcement officers on raids throughout Los Angeles, California. Attorney General Bob Abanta, seen here here you can't see the stitches in the back of his head with a plate was put in you fucking retard general Bob
Starting point is 00:22:12 Bonta wrote in court papers in crayon in a brief filing to the court Tuesday afternoon the Justice Department called the state's request legally meritless so stick that in your pipe body And argue that if granted it would jeopardize the safety of a Department of Homeland Security personnel in other words You know we it would You'd have people throwing cinder blocks and shit. Nobody could stop it and Interfere with federal government's ability to carry out operates. It's all very easy. I can't believe the people you're still
Starting point is 00:22:48 falling for this Democrat thing. The riot started before, and I'll stress this, before Trump called the National Guard in. And now when he calls the National Guard in, they're going, he's's starting the violence and you fuckheads with your Mexican flags and you white liberal douchebags you Antifa and most of you paid writers professional writers We're not buying it we fell for it during George Floyd and all that other horse shit Anyways, good luck with that speaking of restraining orders I just tagged this onto the story because I saw this this old lady whose husband was taking her restraining out well she looks like she's 85 and her husband taking her restraining order out on her and I saw
Starting point is 00:23:40 this clip yesterday who knows could have been from fucking 1979 even though we didn't have the internet uh... anyways but to the discard them all lady was so funny for it for for the position she is that she must have been hilarious what she was uh... you know young so this is a clip uh... talking to the judge because of it it
Starting point is 00:24:04 without I love the judge. I gotta tell you something. You seem like you have a great wit about you. I do sir. Yeah. So. I mean, sweetheart, that's the only thing I have. I've been called sweetheart in this courtroom.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Does that mean you're taking me for breakfast? Taking me for breakfast? Let me ask you something, ma'am. Yes, sir. Um, how have I done as a judge today? So far, how am I doing? Not bad, but you could do better. Look at all the other criminals plopping.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Can we get a drum roll with this? She's killing. With the case already wrapped up. Oh, there was more. I got to tell you, you're you're you brighten my day, ma'am. All right. That's what the last guy said. And then he told me. Hi, I'm Richard Karn and you may have seen me on TV talking about the world's number
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Starting point is 00:26:05 Again, we're working on new dates for me to just stand up and I always say yes to this stuff now and then I'll be Belly-aching when it when July comes around the corner at a hundred miles an hour Already got Tampa. I'm gonna write these down fucking away till the link comes out. What are you guys? Tampa I don't know July Jason probably knows better than I do Nashville I get Nashville in October Zanies Arlington draft house which is in Alexandria Virginia I believe that's might be july or august i don't know dallas in houston in uh... july in august
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Starting point is 00:27:41 Want to make a bet? In our West Coast stupid segment tonight, here's why we, this is why we have this segment. These exact people I'm about to show you. I know you're saying, but there are dumb people everywhere, Nick. Yeah, but this is a special kind of dumb. It's West Coast dumb. The kind that, they're the ones,
Starting point is 00:28:02 the new age psychology, all that hippie shit, find your inner baby, whatever the fuck, your inner all that hippie shit find your inner, baby Whatever fuck your inner child your retarded kid in you whatever Remember that that all took hold in the 50s out in Los Angeles in California, and it never left them They call themselves progressive. They just it turned into hating this country wasn't always that way, but there's a certain shallowness. I lived out there It's good if you're trying to get laid I guess because you don't want a deep woman. Do you you want a debate or a fucker? I was married anyhow You know the type they think the government is the answer to everything can't think for themselves
Starting point is 00:28:41 They just spit out talking points from MSMB they were this listen to them these people hold on Jason listen they're asking them about the Marines and the National Guard being deployed to their state and their city and let's listen to some pure west coast stupid. Troops in a civilian American neighborhood does not make anyone safer at all. Do not send any more troops. We do not want the marines in... Cause no I know you don't you want the sailors. We do not want the Marines in downtown Los Angeles. Cause, no, I know you don't. You want the sailors. You're as gay as purple dress shoes, fella.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Oh my god. You know, your son looks like a fag to me. And there's nothing wrong with that, says everybody. Yet, they would never show their kids a gay male porn that I watch every night. It's terrific. Let Bruce finish. Los Angeles, we do not want the National Guard here sent by Donald Trump. We want our local authorities to handle this. You're on your way to work. Pause, pause. Let me
Starting point is 00:29:55 fill in stupid and by the way get back into a Gold's Gym and pick up those purple five pounders. Seen better cuts under a bid it will tell you We don't want them you hear how stupid how stupid he is so you want rapist and murderers dangerous people wandering the streets It's as simple as that. He just knows Trump bad. We good It's a shallowness that anyways good. It's a shallowness that anyways, who's this guy? Looks like my dentist. Right now, no. But I saw people running around looting at the same time. What they asked him was if he felt unsafe and he said no because of the military but then he said this.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah, would you feel alleviated at all by marines in town yes super yummy no it's hard it's hard to say you would tell him what about them bringing the pause yeah this is who way you want to get your political nose from fucking jamal's been out of the pen for a week fed fucking heading over to Snoop's cousin's house and fucking in Compton they'd be working on a trap they sample some shit from the theme to Gilligan's Island let's listen to the brother you know that's unfair me because there are brothers who get it they just don't happen live in california let's listen to this guy it's a waste
Starting point is 00:31:27 you know it's a waste of money is uh... is fear-mongering is the end of the talking like i think happy dot buzz it's fair markets carpet not not not not the fear is getting stabbed at night or being raped girls can't go jogging that's the fear we're trying to put an end to the fear dinkweed you know I just don't get what he's just spitting
Starting point is 00:31:54 out what he's supposed to say you know fan mongering and and now let's take a look at this piece of ass is she from California given the protests that have been going on I feel safe around the protests that have been going on. I feel safe around the protests. I don't feel safe around the military at the moment. Trust me, you're the safest one around the military. She's got those amatouite glasses. I call them the Jeanine Garafalo glass. That's's it for it my stomach was getting queasy god i hate those people uh...
Starting point is 00:32:36 uh... yeah it's fair mongering uh... how dare they send these people unfreaking believable how can you stand there in that city, you can smell the smoke where you're being interviewed. You assholes. And this state has been on fire for a long time. Not just this year. Have you been watching the last year or two clips at night of cars doing donuts with thousands of kids looking on with their Mexican flag. It's not all Mexican. Again, let them have their own state or country.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Let them have it. You're going to have to find your own military. Fuck you. So I just, ugh, that's why I have that segment. Anyways, let's move on to the name game. President Trump addresses soldiers yesterday at Fort Lee, celebrating the Army's 250th anniversary. They do more in 50 years than you do in 20.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Celebrating the Army's 250th anniversary and announcing that he will restore the names of Fort Robert E. Lee and six other military bases that formerly honored Confederate war leaders. I can hear the Dems already. Is that all he's got to do? Well, you changed them. Biden changed them all. Is that all he had to do? You fuckers are a walking contradiction. You just... But here's Mr. Trump and his dr. pepper hat talking and Ford to the army Jason you get a date later what the fuck slow it down remain that's never gonna be happening again we are also going to be restoring
Starting point is 00:34:19 the names to Ford picket Ford hood Hood, Fort Gordon, Fort Rucker, Fort Polk, Fort AP Hill, and Fort Robert E. Lee. He leaned into that one. Robert E. Lee. We won a lot of battles in those Forts. It's no time to change. You forgot one. Fort Matt Damon. forgot one Fort Matt Damon I love it I love it people can go all this is just whatever no no no no no no I'm so disappointed we
Starting point is 00:35:00 didn't tear down statues and then people go you're just getting down on mud with them yeah that's what you do mud can be fun sometimes in the right crevices anyways I love it Robert Eatley how about Jefferson Davis he didn't ever he didn't have a you know what a fucking fort no we're going back to the Kunta K. But I can just call it something generic like indentured servants. The base that hosted Trump was itself recently renamed, though in that case the army in February restored its original moniker to honor World War II paratrooper and Silver Star recipient Roland Bragg rather than the Confederate General Braxton Bragg. Who do you say he looked like? Ava Goedert. Tell
Starting point is 00:35:55 Jefferson I always liked them. It was only business. I liked it. They always had the nice grown beards and shit. Meanwhile, they had no air conditioning, balls sticking their legs like fucking pancakes. Yummy. Former President Joe Biden renamed the bases, sure he did. He was napping while douchebags like AOC and Chuck Schuman, whoever was working the auto pen, renamed shit. And we'll be looking into that, me personally. I'll change it. it and he was they renamed the bases that were all honoring the Confederates you know because white guys died to on both sides the North had white guys fighting to free slaves don't hear much about those fellows though and these are the and the
Starting point is 00:36:38 Confederates you can look at where races today go I don't know I'm still on the fence with brag the nation's largest base briefly known as Fort Liberty they love those generic that's what that that's what like socialism breeds like the DMV everything becomes generic it foot it's like naming a football team the commanders it's ironic because it sounds to start sound corporate yes exactly the commanders. It's ironic because it starts to sound corporate. Yes, exactly. The commanders. Or how about the Utah Hockey Club? That's what they were called. I mean they finally got a name. But anyways. Oh how about instead of the Indians, the fucking guardians. What
Starting point is 00:37:20 are you guarding? It's Cleveland. Shit's wide open. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Biden initiated the renaming process in 2021 in the middle of a coma. Nobody knows how he did it. He shits his pants. He used to mainline insure. In the wake of nationwide Black Lives Matter protests the prior year, that's when he was changed, by signing a bill that created a commission and a three-year timetable to drop tributes. This is what they were concentrating on,
Starting point is 00:37:52 to drop tributes to men who led the slave states revolt between 1861 and 1865. So that's what Biden was doing. That's P. Diddy's latest album. It's unclear whether Trump... Oh legal authority to restore the net. Now why is that unclear? Was it a problem for Biden? They should be playing by the same fucking rules. Particularly those of Fort A.P. Hill and Fort Robert E. Lee, which he implied would not be rechristened, excuse me, in honor
Starting point is 00:38:45 of someone of the same surname. The base honoring Lee, the top general of the Confederacy, I thought Jefferson was. Jefferson was the president. Oh, that's right, Nick, come on. I don't know, I don't remember anything. General of the Confederacy is located in Petersburg, Virginia. I'll be playing the yuck hut there. South of Richmond and houses the US Army Ordnance Corps
Starting point is 00:39:14 and or as Obama would say corpse, and the Quartermaster Center and school. Those having their names stripped from bases pursuant to the latest change include, listen to this, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, the Supreme Allied Commander in Europe during World War II. Look at him. Look at him. He's like a supermodel. What? That looks like it's from 19 fucking 05. Finally, tonight, and your sister's hairy back, pretty and pink. What's that about? I didn't Google this.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I'm guessing it's cocaine. Pretty and pink, that's the headline. Stefan Diggs is aware of people want to know about the pink substance he passed out to the bikini clad women in a video from a boat party. Make sure the sound's down. I wasn't sure to play this before you play, because this is background music. You can't show a clip of a guy like Stefan Diggs or a basketball player without some house music drowning out
Starting point is 00:40:16 what he's doing. But the new Patriots receiver, we got him. Pat's got him. Can you imagine? Brady's thinking about coming back. But the new Patriots receiver is keeping details close to the vest. The guy doesn't wear, he's never even wearing a shirt! Black guys don't wear vests
Starting point is 00:40:33 you guys watch American Idol this year? The guy who won it, black dude, never had a shirt on when the sports just, and you know what? He looked great fucking try that white fellas, going to going to Target looking for fucking socks with your man tits hanging out of your Fucking try that white fellas going to go into Target looking for fucking socks with your man tits hanging out of you century 21 yellow jacket I Want to be as candid with you as possible, but I kind of have this is Stefan talking
Starting point is 00:41:00 The white version I don't talk about my personal life with people. I don't know personally uh... the white version i don't talk about my personal life with people i don't know personally great statement he said that the many camp to believe i'm writing the nfl's a mini camp i'm gonna be dead in eight minutes it comes so fast i had a conversation with mike rable again this is steph on talking obviously and i'll echo everything he said hoping everybody's making good decisions and and you keep you can see
Starting point is 00:41:23 he took rable at his word is making good decisions. And you can see he took Vrabel at his word. He's making good decision. He got a boat, some pink drugs, and a bunch of pussy, both black and white. Those are good decisions. I don't know if they're good during. This is from December during the season. Were the Packers?
Starting point is 00:41:40 No. And I had a conversation with people in the building as well. A couple Janitors said, do what you got to do. So everything else is everything else. That's a famous quote too by Lincoln after he was shot in the head and got confused. The particulars are all internal. The 31-year-old who signed a three-year, 63 and a half million dollar contract with the Patriots this offseason went viral last month after video circulated on social media of him given the bag with pink substance
Starting point is 00:42:07 I want to say coke. I I did yeah, I think so cuz um I Tried some of that shit and it wasn't it was you know, it was strawberry quick stuff You make strawberry milk with burn like a mother Pink substance to three women on a boat that his girlfriend rapped at. Rapper Cardi B is his girlfriend. She was on the boat too.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Let's take a look. And again, the music's a little, he says something like, don't do it all at once. But this is a reason to show the tits. Go ahead. that's good look at they lining up the blown for this pink coat I Don't know I say that he's living his best life Jason let me ask you your generation probably came up, but what does that mean living your best life? I know I know like Hitler hated Jews pretty sure he lived his best life. I
Starting point is 00:43:24 Think it's an excuse to do degenerate shit. I think you're right. But look at that, they're lining up the broads. And he's gonna go look, you gotta, you gotta, you know, spread that shit out. You want something from me, you gotta get it. It's a two way street motherfucker. Asked specifically about what was in the bag that contained the pinks up since Diggs replied. What did he say actually? When somebody asked him, I can't remember. It's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. He does a great Joe Pesci, Diggs. Obviously it's a conversation that's happening internal, which I can't have too much of a conversation about.
Starting point is 00:44:03 What does that even mean? Oh my god. You guys are the best That's Cardi B They said when he signs a bigger contract he'll move up as pussy wise to Cartier That's a watch isn't Cartier He's already got that covered. All right, that's it folks. You won't find a show like this anywhere else on Rumble. That is it.
Starting point is 00:44:33 A few more things. The live lineup starts again tomorrow at 9 a.m. right with Graham Allen's show, Dear America, kicking off a full day of live streams like those guys there. And don't forget tonight, Steven Crowder, I guess he's not in his spot, normal spot, he's in LA live. He's going to do a remote tonight, right? Am I saying that right? From the riots in LA. How are you going to miss that? It's going to be tremendous.
Starting point is 00:45:04 So make sure you check that out. We'll see you guys back here. Remember, you think it, I'll say it, and you're welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Okay? Okay. Hi. Good night, everybody.
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