The Nick DiPaolo Show - Feds Seeking Death For Mangione | Nick Di Paolo Show #1713

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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Music playing What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. How dare you? I kinda do. If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell. Just like an old time movie about a ghost from a wishing well. Anyways, how are ya folks? Great to be here. Sure it is. Val Kilmer died. Who gives a fuck? Let's do some news. I always thought he was a pompous ass anyways. But

I know, 65. That's too young. That's too goddamn young. And he was good at this shit he did. He was pretty damn good actually. But he blew up. Remember like a tick on a deer's balls. Like he was living on heavy cream and doughnuts for about a decade. And he got off. He did a Marlon Brando. One of the interesting things I found out, he didn't want to do that original role with Tom Cruise.

And what's it called? Dallas? Thank you. It has to be military for him to get it right. Yes, top guy. He didn't want to do that because he thought he was a real artist and shit. Then he said, it allowed me to write poetry and shit.

Well, whuppy-doo. Now you're dead. Roses are red, violets are blue. You're on the ground, P.U. I'm very callous. Well, rest in peace, Bill. You had a decent life. And as the old Italian guy said in Italy to Tony Soprano, my father got a lot of women. Can't ask for more of

that out of life. That's some real greaseball shit right there. But I tend to agree. Last night I chased a dwarf woman with a club foot and a hair lip. Delicious and she had a nice wig. Did you know that cornrows, you guys know the history of cornrows that slaves used to braid those as a way to let, it was like a map how to get how to sneak out of, off the plantation. I remember saying to Keith Robinson, I haven't worked on this, but I just said, so I go, so your family could have been freed 40 years earlier, but you had a shitty barber? I know there's something better in there.

We'll dig it out. Anyhow, Red Sox, Devers did not strike out last night. Not once, you know why? Sox didn't play did not strike out last night, not once. You know why? Sox didn't play. That's like a national story. How would you like, here's where people, you know, athletes, you know, they get too much money. I mean, now everybody's watching the poor bastard.

That's all they're talking about an ESPN and shit. This guy, future Hall of Famer, unless this happens the rest of his career, but he has literally the baseball MLB has been around for 144 years he has the worst start in the history of Major League Baseball this guy's an elite hitter I mean a potential probably a Hall of Famer if he gets his shit straight can magic go in a bed and then you

get a, you know you're coming up again in a clutch, oh mama. And I'm telling Colin Quinn about that and Quinn makes a good, and he's not a huge sports guy Quinn, he's basketballing, but he goes, they should have them bunt. And he was trying to make a joke because this guy's a home run hitter. And go Colin that's not funny because that's a great idea because I've seen guys do that in a slap lay one down it would be really funny from this guy because when he hits it it goes 460 feet and he doesn't even get all of it on that I mean so I thought that was pretty clever by Quinn it was an accident then he went back to doing a using disease practicing modern dance he's the funniest motherfucker on the phone.

I go, what are you doing? He's going, deep knee bends. Just picture that. Fucking things went out with it. He goes, last night I took a bubble bath and put on some Taylor Swift. Fucking guy. Anyway, let's get to it.

Bondi not playing. Anybody else think Pam Bondi's young, malicious, natural, Florida blonde, huge chest muscles? I love them pecs. The federal government will seek the death penalty against Luigi Mangione, no relation to Chuck Mangione, for his alleged cold-blooded killing of United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan you know who said that US

Attorney Smoker General Attorney General I just call it general like this Pam Bonby she said that she said yeah we're not fucking playing with this guy. Dead man walking. That can be hard. Did I mention, and I must have mentioned yesterday, the state of California trying to pass a law in his name, like honoring him? What? Yes, Google the motherfucker. How I didn't put this on the show is beyond me.

Yes, that's how sick they are. What does that tell you about the left and their violence and their... Yeah. Anyways, Luigi Mangione's murder of Brian Thompson, an innocent man and father of two young children, was premeditated cold blooded assassination that shocked America. Bondi wrote in a statement, after careful consideration, I have directed federal prosecutors to seek the death penalty. I will be there watching in a belly shirt. What?

In the case, he says in this case, we carry out President, she says, we carry out President Trump's agenda to stop violent crime and make America safe again. The accused killer is charged with brazen murder in separate cases brought by prosecutors in both Manhattan and federal, federal and state court. The state case is currently farther along

with Manhattan fat pig district attorney, apparently they pried him out of a Popeye's, district attorney Alvin Bragg's office having secured an indictment for a grand jury. If he has it his way, he'd probably let him out tonight, even though he's white. Law enforcement sources have told the Post that the feds had been lobbied by the insurance industry

to bring a case against Mangione, and that they were considering asking for the death penalty. Bob, bye, dickhead. Which I can understand. against Mangione and that they were considering asking for the death penalty. Which I can understand and look at, when he first killed him I was like that is just plain wrong and sick and which it still is. I mean that's cowardly you're shooting somebody in the back. But since then me and the wife have been dealing with insurance, a matter of fact,

is a class action suit against, I wanna say Blue Cross, I don't wanna get it wrong, or Blue, or Anthem, Blue Cross, I believe it was. It's like a class action, for the very reason me and my wife can't find doctors down here. You know how when you're shopping for insurance you get you get you're looking for a network with all the doctors that are on your insurance supposedly. So they the

insurance company lists a fucking $800,000. Matter of fact she said she's reading the article to me. They listed 4,300 doctors nationally I guess and you know how many were actually on in the network? Seventeen. So in other words, it's bait and switch. You go, oh, this is a great network. I'll sign up for this. They take your money.

And then when you get sick and you call the other day, they go, we don't take your insurance. So it's a class action suit, which is weird because we've been, you know, at the beginning of the year you look for health insurance and I'll thanks to Obama fuckstain anyways So my sympathy has been kind of waning not to the point We're wanting to shoot somebody in the back, but they are fucking out and out gangsters criminals Might as well. I have more respect somebody sticks a gun in your face says give me your fucking money

Honestly, what and then when something happens you know like all like the palisades fire you know they all split wasn't really their fault they could see the fire coming nobody's but I'm just saying they are friggin they are bad anyhow since his arrest man gioni's written three songs. No. What was Chuck Mangione? Not Baker Street, right? It's Jerry Rapporty. Mangione had, again, a nice horn. Since his arrest, DeHolst is looking at me, don't ask me. I'm fucking. A what? A flugelhorn.

Yeah, it's always the, what kind of? Flugel. Flugel. Yeah, I don't like that. it sounds like a Chinese person trying to say frugal my wife very flugal since his arrest man gianni has gone to the cult like following of supporters who have decried what they've called America's corrupt healthcare system a gaggle of goo-goo-eyed groupies mostly young women what do you mean mostly. There's a few guys a few Homosexuals and again, there's nothing right with that. I mean wrong with that Most of young women they packed the gallery at his court appearances and you call men psychotic

You call men psychotic Bill Hicks has a whole bit on it. I can't even remember Ted Bundy the mass murder was getting love letters. There was another there was another woman suing a guy on death row The guy had AIDS and she still wanted to marry him and Hicks is like and I can't get like He's like this guy's balls deep in this bitch every night And I can't get like yeah yes sir act you're talking about is called the Luigi Luigi Maggioni act and it targets insurers who deny medical care think about that let's uh pass the I don't know Charlie Manson act I'm trying to think why you do that I don't know, Charlie Manson Act. I'm trying to think why you do that.

I don't know, the right to kill pregnant movie star. I don't know. Think about that though. You gotta hand it to the fucking lefties. They're actually more honest when it comes to shit like, yeah, we'll kill you, we'll pay. That's insane. Anyways, let's move on to teachers retarded pet.

Or as we say in Boston, teachers retarded pet. Yeah, you remember Barbie? Remember Barbie, the kid with the weird shaped head, used to drink coffee all the time? Fucking asshole. The married Illinois special education. I'm getting jealous of these kids. Not that I'd want to wear a helmet to school, but even the retards are getting touched

by good looking teachers. This, I'm gonna pass an act. The corky. The married Illinois special education teacher accused of molesting one of her teen students, broke down in heaving sobs after learning the charges she faced, intense new body cam footage of her arrest shows. So we have a they have they have a ba ba ba ba ba.

We have actual footage of the... Think about this, she's married, he's in the car right now, she gets pulled over, it's the cops. She knows in the back of her mind. So she has to play. Why am I going to Joe? Can you imagine? The husband probably doesn't. I'm guessing he doesn't know about it. Christina Formella, she don't look 30 either, by the way. Gasp for air, just like her retarded student Henry did

while she was sitting on his face. No. Hello, I'm Sean Hannity, and cried as she was placed in the back of a Downers Grove police car, appropriately named, on March 16th, according to arrest footage published by the YouTube channel Ape Huncho, which I love.

What, Ape Huncho? So here's the moment she gets pulled over by the cops and she has to do some acting. Let's take a look Everything on you just grab whatever you need whatever I need. Yeah, whatever you need your phone your first record grab it Yeah, we're gonna explain everything on a prison bitch Excuse me. Is my husband coming with pause the fact that said coming with, I'd give her a year right there. I hate people who... Meadow Soprano said that in an episode. She's on a swing set. Her soccer teammate had got raped by the coach or something.

And I don't know, she said, is Diane coming with? And I said, you motherless fucks. Anyways, go ahead. No, I know, but I really would prefer that my husband's with me. No, you wouldn't. Setting in now. Am I in trouble? Like I'm so I'm so Good segue. Oh, it's like a sitcom. Why is that making me on it? Looking at her crying. This is what happens when you touch Corky. What the fuck?

Why'd I do that? Anyhow. alright, alright, enough. Dallas is getting nuts over there. The two allegedly exchanged texts professing love for one another. Now I'm going to get my, you guys have heard me, I have a bit on this, and yes, it's a little twisted that she did it to a special ed kid. If I'm her, I'm going, he was just on a spectrum. It's a spectrum defense.

I mean, she's, look, 30 years old, she looks like she's 20, right? How was that, is that really, I don't care, this isn't a popular stance, it's what comedians do, you look at it the way you fucking look at it. I'd pay for her to molest me, number one. That's got nothing to do with it. But what I'm saying is how, is that kid permanently damaged, first of all?

And if he really is retarded, he's not gonna get laid when he gets older. But he can point to this, carry a picture of her on the wallet. Yeah. I'm going to money. This machine ain't no more normal. It's going to be n-n-n-n-n-n. I'm just saying, how is that really hurting that kid? I know you're going, well, you know, I don't give a fuck

what you say. I would give her i would give her time served just don't do it again give a little pat on the ass on the way out of the courtroom the two allegedly exchanged text professing love for one another and talking explicitly about sex they had and a campus class he can't be that retarded

i'd love you so much baby that's her car even though this morning was short it was perfect he wrote back to me sure i'll strike a yet he's like a retarded you look at the john holmes for christ's sake all my god for mellow that's the teacher who was 28 at the time, allegedly texted the boy.

And again, the boy responded, they have him calling, an audio of him calling her. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon! Who is this? Matt Damon. Who? Matt Damon! Who's this? Who? Who's this? During her interview with the police, Formella claimed she was being blackmailed by her accuser. Well, then he's not retarded. Okina's had a blackmail, people. She claimed that one day the boy had grabbed her phone unattended, had entered her passcode. Well, how do you get that? What's he, your fucking Rain Man?

Had sent the message to his phone, had then deleted the message from her phone, and had saved it to his phone as blackmail, according to court documents from her, and um... I think the judge... What did the judge say to her? Liar, liar whore, liar whore, and you know it. Formella said, everybody comes after her because she's good looking and she is just a good person who cared too much about the boy they added. Ted Bondi cared too much about those girls when he helped them move their couch.

They helped him, I should say. She was charged with two counts of aggravated criminal sexual assault and was released on the condition that she not enter school grounds or have contact with anybody under 18. So there's more to this. It's not over, folks. I mean, I'm sure charges are going to be, but I'll argue it again. Did again did the kid a favor might be the only piece of ass he's ever gonna see I don't know we have to see him you know he's not what I mean boy I worked it as a groundskeeper up the dam estate mental institution Google it they made a movie

there it was the first the biggest mental institution in the United States when it was built back in the creepy 40s and has that gothic architecture and bars on the, I used to take girls up there at night to park because it's surrounded by corn fields and shit and I knew all the roads because I was a groundskeeper. Girls would start crying. The fucking, one night the moon was out, I'm not fucking shitting you, it was lightning, was lightning and it I'm driving up there we go by the main building you see lightning and I hear the girl go ah and I look up and you can see guys looking out with their hands on the and I gave her a break I go go let's get out of here. Can you imagine being a girl?

I was headed to the cornfields. It was a dirt road. I know exactly where it was. You wouldn't know if you fucking didn't work there. Imagine being stuck in a car with a horny Nick DePaulo at fucking 18. And if you try to run, you're going to get attacked by... And there was a halfway house there, by the way, for kids who literally killed their parents and shit.

We used to watch them playing basketball during the day and my boss knew who was in for what kid in the red shorts murdered his mother but but but you're like really got a nice got a nice jump shot anyways boys and girls if you want to see me do stand-up comedy and I think you do this month April 25th 23 days away I'll be at Cahos Music Hall in Cahos New York and then in May boy Tommy brought those southern dates right in didn't he I don't even argue anymore I just go watch it one May 15 and 16 Zanies in Rosemont Illinois I murder there like I give I put out like a cheap whore Also, if you want to support this show do it by buying some merchandise at nickdip.com

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