The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fight in DC Airport Tower | Nick Di Paolo Show #1712

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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back but this guy's the receiver I think his brother and they're trying to get somebody else it's weird they you, they had the most money to spend over the off season, any other team. And it looks it, I mean, apparently we haven't been spending any last couple of years. They saved it on the coach. Yeah, that's right. That's true.

Let's get the janitor. He says he'll take 18 five. And real quick, I don't want to boil my my red socks sports, but this is a national story. This is going to go international. Probably Dominican Republic is talking about. Rafael Deves, folks, I don't know if you follow baseball or not, he is arguably one of the top three hitters in baseball. Okay? He hits for average. He hits 30 home runs a year. He is 0 for 19 with 16 strikeouts. He hasn't got a hit yet.

They've played five games, hasn't got a hit yet. I love that they're leaving him in there. You think you give the guy a mental break or shit? I don't think, you know. And it's being, it's blowing up even more because this year we got Alex Bregman. Bregman's a third gold glove third baseman. Devis was a third baseman in his contract and said he wanted to be a third baseman his whole ba ba ba. They had to convince him not to. People thought he was pouting but then he said no I'm not pouting anymore

I want to do what's best for the team and he still says that and apparently what's best for the team is swinging and missing. Oh my god it's like throwing to a blind guy. But yesterday and it's and he said this in a paper it's true he goes I'm swinging bad and he is he's following pitches off that he wasn't even he keeps swinging through them but he doesn't chase I don't know why I'm saying all this we should just do a fucking sports show fuck this this is all I have a passion for but he hasn't swung even this whole time at any really bad pitches he's looking at pitches that are just off the plate like he's not when usually you're in a something like that you're chasing shit over your head yet he's he hasn't been

doing that he's still got that I but he's just swinging through it and then finally somebody said Papel bond your mouth papal bond are closer back when we want to feel serious you're allowed spoken redneck he goes he's fat disguise on nessen on the local boston bay because he's back came in over shape to get a trim that

any easy kind of a dumpy guy he's young and come on he's dirt poor now we three hundred sixty six million dollar contract and those plantains are going down like Anyways, it's fascinating the whole baseball world is scratching their head. It's like watching a car wreck I can't wait to watch tonight to see what he Sorry folks spent five minutes on that horse shit And I got way too much shit to talk about But what am I

doing CNN let's get right to it oh and I went to when I went the chiropractor yesterday when I got home I felt great last night you know he's cracking and doing all the shit and and you know I woke up today I had the posture like I said of a jumbo shrimp so I'm'm going back. Anyways, enough of the Blade Runner. New York City, I don't know why anybody's still living there. NYPD seized 723 blades. I'll say that again, 723 blades, meaning knives on the New York transit so far this year.

A stunning 190% increase compared to 249 confiscated during arrest in the first quarter of 2023. Thank you again, Mayor, and all you blue people who can't run a city to save. The number of guns taken during arrest is also, they say also surged. I thought this was a little grandiose term. Going from nine in 2023 to 12, two years later. Okay, let's not get picky here. You can find 12 guns on one guy in New York. It's a 33% jump. Yeah, that's like going one for three in the first game. The NYPD attributed the increase in confiscated weapons

to more enforcement of lower level subway infraction. Let me put this in layman's terms. We started to let cops do their job in fractions with a new quality of life division targeting violations like hogging seats and turnstile jumping. What they're talking about, folks, is called broken windows. It's what Giuliani came up with when he turned New York into the shithole it is now, it was like this, into, in less than a year he turned it. Broken windows is they go after small crimes, like broken windows, they find out who did that and then they look into their past and go, oh this guy's jumping turnstiles, he's held up people, and they go after him. It's really common sense, but

see, Alvin bragged that fat fuck and Democrats and whoever votes these people and they go after them. It's really common sense. But see, Alvin bragged that fat fuck and Democrats and whoever votes these people in, I don't think they voted in. I think they get appointed personally in some scheme to destroy great cities in this country. And they put these people back on the street and shit. NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch, who I'm sure she'll make a difference. She looks like my best friend Mark Rybowski in fifth grade. She looks like every reliever from Milwaukee. Remember the guy with the blonde hair through him? Has also flooded the system of cops, at least she's white,

since January promising an officer on every train overnight in an answer to a number of high profile crimes, including a woman who was killed when she was, we saw that, remember Set a Flame? That's right, Set a Flame in Times Square on the subway. It's only, that was only coming through in one ear. I don't know why. Anyways, one recent alleged blade runner was Alvin Hennegan, 44 years old. He was busted around 11 p.m. on March 12.

Hennegan allegedly had a large red knife, not a bread knife, red knife. Yeah, it has blood on it. In plain view in his left jacket pocket The frequent transit offender has been arrested nearly 60 times in the past You know and I said this again. How about after oh, I don't know for I Used to remember the three strikes in your own bring it back I don't understand people like yeah, but then you get busted for stealing a slice of peach or you're doing life.

Well, yeah, what did you do to the tooth? It's called a deterrent, including for assault robbery and a shooting. Again, 60 offenses, and he's out on the street. How the fuck? Explain that to me. I'll explain it. It's called the legal system and whoever runs it,

moola moola, who cares if we put civilians' lives in danger or cops? We make the money in the court system. We go back and forth and we string it out and it's fun, buy new cars. This is called High on Wifi. Three Texas teens are behind bars for what police say was an attempt to murder their mother following a household squabble.

But at least it was worth it. It was a very important thing. They were pissed over Internet permissions. Permissions? Is that what it said in the article? The siblings, listen to this, age 14, 15, and 16 allegedly coordinated to kill their mother after she turned off their Wi-Fi access. I don't know the color. I'm not gonna say. I'm just ruling out Polish and Irish. When officers arrived they discovered the

three teens had allegedly attempted to stab their mother by grabbing kitchen knives and chasing her through the house into the street where she was then struck by a brick. Hey Billy we're playing football down the street. You coming out? I can't. Why not? I'm grounded. What do you do?

I smack my mother with a brick in her face. Oh, again? The three siblings were arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. They are currently black. I mean, being held in the Harris County Juvenile Detention Center. Neither the teen's mother nor the grandmother were seriously injured during the incident. It's just so ridiculous. Let me get this straight.

Your mother with a brick and she's all right? Again, and I'm not saying to be right, I'm saying black, tough as nails. Padding. Padding, there you go. She had a fucking huge head. She was a black shrek. Paddington the bear.

Here's a little dip into one of the greatest presidents. Before Trump came along, this guy was the man. I was just starting to follow politics when he came into office in, I think, 1980. Two terms in a row he won. Popular, funny, charismatic, the left was still yelling the same shit, Nazi. Let me, can I explain to you people, it doesn't matter who's in there. Mother Teresa, if she was a Republican, they're going to fucking call her a Nazi and an asshole and stupid and retarded and all the other names they've been using okay it doesn't matter they're hateful people because they were unpopular

growing up they're unpopular as adults they joined a goddamn Democrat Party to meet other losers and they channel that anger and you see it today at protests for a frickin Tesla and all that How can you explain people keying cars, breaking windows, burning Teslas, throwing shit at dealerships, grown adult people doing that in the middle of the day or on a Saturday, cause they have no lives. It's so funny, Biden used to shit all over Trump supporters,

meaning us, the voters. Trump never does that, and he's the one who has the right to do it. Just look at the behavior of you assholes. You got nothing else in your life. Nothing. So, I don't know how I got on that rant, but here's the great Ronald Reagan, and he always had these great little analogies and jokes To clarify politics to me. This is this is why they call him a great communicator

This is one of the best ways and I don't say that come a comedian But one of the best ways to teach somebody something or a lesson in life is through a good joke whatever because it sticks Even this kind of to to anybody, let me just say something, people, there are people, adults in this country, who vote Democrat their whole lives, who don't understand when they go, we need more programs for these communities, they don't understand that that's our tax payer dog. They think the federal government has its own money. Nobody explained to him that that's our money. When you get taxed and you check, that goes to the illegal staying at a hotel. So this is

what, this is Reagan explaining it and then in the nice way he used to do it. Here you go. I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. Ah-hoo-ah! She said she wanted to be the President of the United States. And I went pfft. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, if you were President, what would be the first thing you would do? Well, she replied, I'd give food and houses to all the

homeless people. Her parents beamed. Wow, what a worthy goal, I told her. But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You see, you can come over to my house right now and you can mow the lawn, pull weeds and sweep my driveway and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where that homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds. Then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, welcome to the Republican Party. Her parents are still not speaking to me. He was the best guy around. What? Does that clear it up for you? Honestly, God, there's adults in this country that need to hear that little joke. Honest to God, they think the government has its own money. It's infucking insane. Unbelievable. Anyways, Ronnie, another guy, by the way,

isn't it crazy the parallels between him and Trump? He got shot too. Only he came closer to dying. Right? And they hid that for a while, how close he was to death on the, and right before they put him under when he's on the operating, he goes, I hope the surgeon's a Republican or I hope he voted for me or something like that. He's a cowboy. And he was the head, by the way, of SAG, or AFTER, or both,

whatever. He was a savvy politician. And again, the left, Bill Hicks, all the lefties, this shit all over him. Because you guys don't know anything about politics. I'm sick of preaching. Anyways, let's move on to politics. Blood on Biden's hands, and I'm not

talking about Hunter or the blood coming out of his nose. I'm talking about Joe Biden. He still has blood on his hands. A legal alien suspected of killing 52-year-old Georgia grandmother, also charged with rape and necrophilia. Let me tell you about Central and Southern, what am I trying to say? South America, Southern America. Let me tell you about Alabama.

Let me tell you about South America, Central America. They get a lot of, yes we have pervs and freaks too, but they seem to start early. I don't know, I can't explain it anyways yeah this guy in other words raped murdered and I don't know if they're talking about her specifically I think so though and then then you know has sex with a dead body I've come close to that in college this girl had 12 Heineken's and you know I had to do what I had to do it was a different time than mom an illegal alien who was released under former President Joe Biden's lax border policies

and accused of brutally killing a mother in Cobb County right here in Georgia is facing updated charges in the case, WSB TV reported. He's also charged with rape and necrophilia. So those are the extra charges, I'm guessing. Did you just hear that folks? Rape, murder, and then heaven's. Use pills like every other guy.

What the? Honest to God, here's the actual news, if you don't believe me. I didn't make it. You should say that David Hector Riva Sagasumi, the man accused of murdering at that Georgia grandmother, was in the country illegally. The Department of Homeland Security says that the 21-year-old was caught and released at the southern border after he was given a notice to appear in court in March of 2021.

They found sushi next to her. And more than two years later, in July 2023, a judge ordered him to be deported. Fast forward nearly two more years to now and Rivas Sagasume faces felony murder and assault charges in connection to 52 year old Camilia Williams death Williams family. Okay. Okay. Joe Biden, Democrat, even Biden, it's hard to blame him because he didn't know what we know now. He

wasn't in charge. He had no idea what he was signing. Look at that though. That's him getting a blowjob. So you got blood on your hands and in a perfect world all you'd have to do is show that story during an election. Trump should have showed that and said they're they want to keep people like this on your streets and everybody would go what and vote repud it's that easy but it isn't that easy because the media who's in the Democrats fucking back pocket hide shit like this and thus we have retards burning down Tesla buildings and all that other horse shit and arrest warrants said the suspect assaulted the victim uh... by placing her in a choke hold

until she lost consciousness of course I thought I'd add that at this point Revis reportedly told officers he put his knee in full body weight on her neck to kill her uh... the Angel family of Williams said she would be alive today if it were not for former President Biden's disastrous border policies.

What are we doing? What's going on right now? I'll tell you what's going on. You're raping me! That's what. This is rape! This is rape! You stupid fuck.

This is rape! This is rape! Think about that. Let that settle in. We see so much of this we don't even, we get desensitized to it. That could have been your sister, your mom or whatever your aunt. Just think about that for a second. You wouldn't want to go to the White House and climb down the chimney and cut somebody's balls.

But no no no let's not rush. What's the judge's name? Bostrom or boast whatever the fuck who blocked? Trump's Effort to deport these people immediately Let's go. Let's visit his house. See what he's up to Anyhow boys and girls, I will be doing stand-up comedy next month. It's still March, right? What today? Today's April 1st hi I'm Ken Jennings I'm sorry this month 24 days from now April 25th I'll be at Cahoe's music hall Cahoe's New York and then in May the 15th and 16th

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