The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fire and ICE In LA | Nick Di Paolo Show #1748
Episode Date: June 9, 2025In this episode Nick talks about Newsom’s Riots, ABC’s “Moron”, Trump’s UFC Welcome, Simone Biles Hates Women and the Roman Empire! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https:...//rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets - https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Today, I'll be talking about LA and what a world shithole it is. I say let it burn
ABC's Terry moron my pronouncing that right? Yeah, I am and Greta Thunberg
Who really hates Jews and she's got a boat to prove it and will also cover Trump at UFC
Welcomed in New Jersey like he was the king. So you're going to get all of that. Let's
talk about, I don't know, the weekend. Dallas came over. As you know, this is like a new
thing, a big thing for him. So we're in the A list. And so Dallas had to deal with my
wife for 10 hours where I sat in the living room laughing my balls off.
God bless the wife though. Let me tell you something. She was on this before anybody.
Dallas, that wasn't a slight swatting. I can see you're giving me the hate stink stare.
The guy's so fucking sensitive for a soldier. By the way, he's a patriot. This guy did a
couple tours of Iraq, Iran, and even worse, Buffalo. So yeah, they had to put these headings together, these graphics, and they don't fit on Facebook,
but they fit here and shit.
And the wife takes to it like she was blowing Bill Gates her whole life.
I don't know how she knows this shit, but if I knew she was that smart, I'm serious,
I wouldn't have married her. I was looking for a fucking aerobics instructor with nice
tits and a plate in her head.
Just smart enough to find a way home from the gym.
That's what I was looking for.
But no, I'd get Miss Goodwif or whatever that detective is.
Miss Goodwif?
What?
What?
And a few people familiar with this show, you know I'm a Bostonian originally,
spent almost more time in New York as an adult, but Red Sox went into Yankee Stadium and
the Sox have been schizophrenic. One day they're very nice and then they're retarded kids throwing
the ball around and they hit a... Anyways, they've been stinking up lately, lost like
12 in the last four. Anyway, they went at the Yankee Stadium took two out of three from the Bombers
And they showed a glimpse of what they could be
They have all these guys
We're gonna get to this one kid at the end of the show Roman Anthony who's been in triple-a tearing up triple-a for two three
Seasons now I mean the whole city of Boston's been going when are you gonna bring him up?
You know we're nine and a half games behind the Yankees
and you don't hit the, you guys only hit the ball every other day
so bring them up. There's no way to put them apparently because they signed all
these young guys to, you know the whole thing, the
the agents and the, I'm not gonna say it's the first show.
Anyways, yeah Nick, get shy now.
But they hit five homers last night, beat the Yankees 11 to 5 or some shit, 11 to 7,
whatever.
It's just a glimpse of how good they could be when they finally grow up.
Aaron Judge hit two more he's hitting 398 or 396 or something leading the world in OPS batting average
everything and I love that guy I know I'm a Red Sox fan not supposed to say it he seems like the
most level-headed dude for somebody who's 6'8 280 and a superstar and it could be a dick, you know, like Juan Soto or one of those types.
He seems to be the most, and it's blasphemous for me to say this, the Red Sox fan, but guys
should be the face of baseball, not Rosie O'Donnell.
All right.
Kill a good little buddy, doop.
That's about it.
Anything else, Dallas?
What did I do? I learned the Aeolian scale on my guitar. I've only
been picking at it for four years. That should have been day three.
Sounds delicious.
Huh? Aeolian, yeah it does. It sounds like garlic Aeolian. Have you had the garlic Aeolian?
It's delicious. Every time I think I'm getting good at guitar, I'll put on YouTube and see
an 11-year-old Asian girl with one arm doing a Clapton solo. And I go out and I smash my
guitar on the driveway like fucking, like Paul Stanley or some shit. Anyhow, that's
it. You guys will learn quick that I'm married and a lot of hatred. Let's go. Let's start
with the first story tonight.
In our West Coast stupid, we call it, segment tonight, Democrat California governor and
communist retard, greasy headed pig face, Gavin Newsom's office, downplayed the riots,
gripping Los Angeles. Is there anything else to burn in LA between the wildfires and
likening the riots to sports celebrations that notoriously break out in Philadelphia
after an Eagles victory? Now I wanted to shit on that statement, but it was actually a good
point. LA sports, I mean Philly sports fans can be as mental as you know illegal immigrants and
white liberal antifa, George Soros fucks, they can.
Excuse the language folks, you don't like it, grow up.
LA riots.
Have these geniuses ever seen what happens when the Eagles win a playoff game?
That's what, that was the comment by
new some
it's a sick question you're sick fuck i'm not that sick that i'm gonna answer
is he garden that new since communications director actually ask
that question he could do it himself he was in the mirror
put lipstick on whatever else he does
here's a little footage of l a i lived out there folks
uh... long time ago from the mid to late 90s, and it was all right.
Wasn't crazy about it.
I felt I could get whacked anywhere.
As opposed to New York, you knew the trouble spots.
In LA, you could be in Santa Monica at an ATM,
and I felt like I was gonna get a shiv in the back,
only because half of Central and South America lives there,
and they were then too.
I say, just please please let them secede
we have a they hate our president and our president loves our country so just
do the math
that means they hate our country i took philosophy i got a one point eight
mal was my guy
uh... let's take a look at this stupid state of california
video shows a car set on fire as
Protesters circled it wave eyes to be fear to the protesters
Those are those cars that drive by themselves and that's how the ride usually ends. Anyways from what I've read last
It's my wife in a parking lot at Target
Go ahead the Mexican flag
Officials say more than a dozen people were arrested Saturday a dozen
Wow, I did lead through a Molotov cocktail that hit three officers. Let me guess Margarita
You can protest all you want you got your first amendment rights
It's my boy if you cross that line of impediment
We put hands on officers or destroy property you will be prosecuted. We're already headed the game. We were already mobilizing
We're gonna bring National Guard in tonight. We're going to continue doing our job.
Yes, sir. That's the boy. Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass. Remember those nitwits from the
fucking Malibu fires and Palisades fire? They have a real habit of letting LA burn.
Republican California. I don't know how he's still out there Darrell Issa get out of that shit hole only guy with any brains out there excuse me I'm
coughing up clams I had on Amtrak Darrell Issa posted to X on a Saturday
afternoon he said if only Karen Bass fought against the Los Angeles fires
like she fights for illegal aliens Issasa said, rubbing it in her wound.
And another post referring to the Palisades fire that tore through Southern California
back in January.
Gavin Newsom is unqualified, he said, for a plethora of reasons, the least of which
is his support of illegal alien insurrectionist.
See this is an insurrection for you dickhead Democrats who, when we show this stuff, you
go, but what about the cops being attacked at the Capitol?
What about it?
I saw they have 40,000 hours, by the way, which you guys ignored to watch.
I think Tucker Carlson released 40,000 hours that he had access to.
I still haven't yet to see a cop getting attacked.
Somebody might have swung a flagpole
at one of them or something. But see, this is insurrection. Matter of fact, nobody was
charged in the January, what was the date of that? January 6th. Nobody was charged with
insurrection, you know that? And there was one person killed and that was a female vet
and Trump supporter. So kiss my white ass. He is all anyways he is an all-purpose all-around loser you know
who said that a guy who I loved as an actor and I love him more as a pundit or a spokesman for the
right that's my boy uh California resident James Woods he posted that to X. Here's why I love him
too I'm not sure but you can quote don't quote me but he went to Harvard and quit like I don't know six months before he's supposed
to graduate that that I love he's like you know what I got everything I need
from you guys this is when Harvard actually taught people shit other than
how to grow beards for women and he said you know what I got everything I want
but I don't want to be known as a Harvard grab what can I'm just I think
he finished up at DeVry.
Federal officials have also pinned a blame for the violence
on Democrat elected officials who have villainized
and demonized ICE law enforcement.
You don't say, now that's supposed to be,
I had to ask my producers.
I go, whose head is that supposed to be?
And they said, that's supposed to be Trump.
And I go, that's supposed to be, it looks like Louis Anderson.
Now, see, here's what that is, right?
They didn't go to an actual mask shop in the U.S.
That's the Mexican kiosk that rolls down the street, the off-brand Trump mask.
Yeah, no, that's exactly what that is, a discount mask.
They got that at the dollar store for 40 cents.
This is on you, Governor.
It is a shame that California openly defies federal law
and sides with illegal aliens,
including hardened criminals against its own citizens.
They're literally, they're literally saying no.
They'll come on now and say, this is the chaos that Trump brings.
And then you go, okay, let's go through this.
I know you guys don't have any linear thought, reasoning, logic, you California Democrats.
Let's go through this.
Rapist and murderers are on your streets.
Trump sends into ICE of the National Guard to keep you people safe and you do this shit and then go he causes chaos.
Let that sit in and what's even worse it's repeated by CNN and all the other ABC, NBC, all the other communist state run networks. Harmeet Dhillon, former vice chair of the California Republican Party and current assistant attorney general for civil rights at the U.S. Department of Justice, she said
that last quote and we also, she's so good man. Harmeet Dhillon is really smart. Even
Trump can find even good looking Indians. I'm not talking like an 18 year old squad, I'm talking Indian from India. You
know what I mean? Native American girls, nice asses, they like to drink fire water. Anyways,
we're going to play a fat broad. Oh, she's a council member we're going to play? Here
is a city council member, just a fat Latina who apparently goes to bed with an IV of sugar
and heavy cream stuck in her fat fucking forearms.
Listen to her.
She's at the protest, okay?
And listen to what she...
Again, this is a city council member for the city of Los Angeles. Listen to her.
They know how quickly we mobilize. That's why they're changing tactics. Because community
defense works and our resistance has slowed them down before. And if they're escalating their tactics,
then so are we. When they show up, we gotta show up even stronger.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Y'all fat fuck, look at you.
Here's my commentary. You don't hear that on Hannity.
Only here, folks, on the Rumble Live lineup, baby.
Can you imagine? This is a city, house, LA, California, and I went on X last night and
said, let the shithole burn and all the illegal scum and white liberals who defend that scum,
let it burn to the grub, blah, blah, blah.
And then of course a few friends tweeted me back and say, hey, Jeff's a Sario comedian.
He's on the borderline communist
Only reason I say that he still brings up January 6th like it was a real insurrection But funny guy and I like them a lot, but he he tweets back. Hey Nick
I'm starting to take this personally when I when I said burn
It's a funny bastard and you should go see him wherever he is, I think it's his kitchen what
anyways more footage of the chaos otherwise known as fun in Los Angeles here's some LA this almost looks staged you know I mean and again keep in mind
much I bet your majority of these people are again paid actors
you know soros people and g o's they fund the
the professional writers who love to die and it looks fun to me told but i
wouldn't do it the cops and shit
and i mean i'd like to do it some feminist group throw bricks at him jit
what now i'm just kidding
they control ship back
as will prove later on in the story about a trans
softball player. But take a look at this going on in Los Angeles.
Look at them making their weapons. Third worlders.
Let's park right here, fellas.
This is America Bugs.
No, it isn't.
I'm sorry.
California.
Okay, enough.
I'm going to ship.
I don't want to see it.
There you go. Sorry, California. OK, enough. I'm going to ship. I don't want to see it.
There you go.
So that's California under Governor Newsom and Big Mouth
Bass, whatever Karen Bass.
By the way, who has ties to Marxist organizations?
But you want me to believe that she was a vote?
I know Californian Democrats are really retarded,
but I don't think they'd vote her.
I still say these people are appointed,
whether it's Lori Lightfoot or the jerk off that followed her.
But you can make up your own minds on that.
Anyways, let's move on to something lighter.
Abortion.
Conservative folks, relax.
It's a joke.
ABC's Moran, a moron.
I think Moran is French for moron, isn't it?
Le moran.
Yeah.
ABC News senior national correspondent,
I know this guy was still around, Terry Moran,
has been suspended for high-sticking
after going on a late-night screed against top White House
adviser and my favorite Trump appointee, Stephen Miller, who's a lawyer
who's with an acid tongue and a photographic memory and an IQ through the roof. Here he
is doing a Rodney impression. Oh, I'll tell you, these Mexicans. I'm going to call the
National Guard. Stephen Miller, along with President Trump on social media, drawing scathing
backlash from the Trump administration. Moran, this is an ABC News guy we're talking about.
Again, these people pretend that they don't have an agenda.
Who landed an interview with Trump in April.
Blasted Miller, the White House Deputy Chief of Staff
for policy as a man, and I quote,
richly endowed with the capacity of hatred, unquote.
That's so typical of the left.
Any time they, and you guys, I was on a show called Tough
Crowd, you can look it up, in 2001 or whatever, 2002,
I said on that show, when did it become considered hatred
when you disagree with somebody politically?
You know, he's a hater.
That's when that started.
He's a hater. She's a that started. He's a hater.
She's a hater.
I'm a hater.
Get it right.
Who was the first one?
I was fucking I'd let the charging hate.
I was raised in a hateful household.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not
that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
And again, this is more on target.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes
the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them
into policy but that's not what that's not he says what's interesting about
Miller it's not brains it's bile see when when when we disagree with them
it's hatred Miller is a man as opposed to throwing bricks it in Molotov
cocktails at people and shit Miller is a man who was opposed to throwing bricks at, in Molotov cocktails at people and shit.
Miller is a man who is richly endowed with a capacity for hatred.
You remind me of those adults who use the word bullying.
You're fucking ballists. Go home and flip your bean to HLN.
He's a world class hater, the ABC News reporter added.
You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment.
He eats his hate.
It's nothing more delicious if you ask me.
He eats his hate and you eat your boyfriend's ass.
Do we have it straight, moron?
Trump is a world-class hater, but his hatred is only a means to an end, and that
end is his own glorification. That's his spiritual nourishment. And I say,
I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me?
ABC News announced Sunday that it was suspending him over concerns about him violating the
outlet's standards on impartiality and objectivity. First of all, those are your
standards. Don't make me shit blood, you lion, motherless prick faces. Are you kidding me?
And do you know how far off the reservation you have to be? This should have been called
Libs eating Libs. I blew this one. We have a segment called Libs eating Libs. Do you
understand how far left you have to be for ABC News to say you went too far? You understand that? Moron, I mean, Moran later deleted his posts because
again he's running Spanish nuts down there. But not before they were screen-shotted and
spread across X like a wildfire, let's say in California. And ABC, Terry Moran, posted this absolutely vile smear of Stephen Miller.
It's dripping with hatred that every time you watch ABC's coverage of the Trump administration,
you should be reminded of this.
You know who said that?
One of the best vice presidents ever already, JD Vance.
He put that on X.
He doesn't forget.
That's why I like Vance.
We have a deep bench, folks.
Don't forget that, unlike the Knicks.
I don't even like basketball, I just knew they lost
and I was happy because they're from New York, whatever.
But anyways.
And oh, can I just throw this in there for you sports fans?
Hey, ESPN, when you do the Sunday night baseball,
don't mic up a player it's fucking annoying I know the young guys
will do it for you because they want to be on TV they're just kids these plays
are in their 20s don't do that they did it last night to this guy jazz what's
his last name for this yes jazz jism jism third baseman young black dude with
a lot of personality,
they mic'd him up at third base,
and while they were yapping away with him,
ground ball to him, he comes up spinning,
throws it way over the first baseman.
Now if I'm that guy, I'd go,
hey, can you get the fuck out of my ear?
Try to make a living here.
But it's so annoying.
Same with the interviews.
Let's interview a college coach like Nick Saban, who acts like he hasn't taken a shit in ten years
When he's in a good mood, let's stick a mic in his face when he's down at halftime during a national championship
Stop with that crap. Will you please please I I beg of you. I
beg of you I
Got five stars on a cameo that I did.
You know what that means?
Not a goddamn thing.
Anyways, and I'll plug that shit later.
Let's move on to Ship of Fools.
I feel we're going a little long, so I'm going to...
That's a headline, Ship of Fools.
Greta Thunberg, I guess it's now pronounced Toon-bird.
Look at her, what a piece of ass.
She goes into great clips and goes,
can I get the Moe Howard?
Or is Bobby Slate used to say the Pete Rose?
There's a little anti-semi-douche.
Hates Jews, hates Jews. Greta Thunberg and her posse of international activists will be forced to watch, I love this, footage of the October 7th terror attack after Israeli forces intercepted the Gaza-bound Selfie Yacht.
I wonder if they're listening to Yacht Rock.
That's a new thing now, Yacht Rock.
What is that?
Should I like?
I don't own a boat.
Call it Canoe Rock.
But it's how much I've made.
18.5 I cleared last year.
That's canoe money.
Intercepted the Gaza Bound selfie yacht.
Israel's defense minister revealed Monday.
So they're going to force them. If you don't know they have a little yacht, Greta and all
her minions of idiots, it's like 22 people on it and they were heading to Gaza with I
think a can of beans and some ramen noodles.
Again, pretending, you know.
Can you imagine taking advice from this little peck ahead?
Looks like Amy Schumer before Amy Schumer found salt.
Israel Defense Forces captured and boarded the Madeline, great name, wasn't that a cookie?
Operated by the Freedom Floatilla Coalition, I used to return punts for them. After the Swedish activists and others on board
tried to break the naval blockade of the Gaza,
we're gonna break the naval blockade of the Gaza Strip
with our fucking self-built canoe.
Just hours after Israel officials
demanded they call off the stunt.
Don't you move you motherfucker, blow your brains out.
Why? Please? Yeah, exactly. call off the stunt don't you move your mother fucker blow your brains out
yeah exactly uh... so here's the here's the boat they're on and again this is all
performative art you guys know this
same with the same with the uh... the stuff that goes on you know
with uh... corey booker
given a twenty five hours speech or you know some of the jersey
city council the Newark City Council
running into ICE trying to break through a fence. It's all a form of art for you morons who still believe that shit.
And I read a great quote on the internet today. We've been saying it basically for 15 years,
but if you don't know what the Democratic Party really is, if you can't see them for who they really are,
like I said, we're destined
to fail as a species or a country, but I think you'll see through it. Let's take a look at
Gilligan's Island's boat run ashore.
Videos released by passengers on board the vessel showed an unidentified white substance covering
the deck and windows. They also said Israeli forces had disrupted their communication lines. Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of an anti-semitic prick. That's the first time I've ever seen a smile on her face though.
Yeah, she's probably, you know why?
She's probably had a period for the first time.
Or the guy behind her was banging her like a fucking steel drum.
The Caribbean party.
Look at fucking Shemp.
I know you're right.
She's actually smiling.
Look, I'm spreading hate.
So the IDF is gonna make them watch. Know you're right. She's actually smile look. I'm spreading hate
So the IDF is gonna make them watch I
Don't know how they're gonna do that, but they can you got to hold their head straight make them watch
Jewish women being slaughtered raped old Jewish people being shot up babies being burned
They're gonna watch that and when that happened back in October 7th a couple years ago I said they can't release they can't release that shit because again you got to respect the families of the victims and stuff
But after I saw the reaction of how many people were backing Hamas in this country and other place
I said no now the whole world should see it
Put it on at 8 o'clock and ABC
Pull whatever shitty sitcom you're shoving down our throat.
And then see if you feel the same.
But they're so mentally ill it's going to just bounce off them probably.
It is appropriate that the anti-Semitic
Greta and her fellow Hamas supporters see exactly who the Hamas terrorist
organization
they came to support and for whom they work is
What atrocities they committed against women the elderly children and against whom Israel is fighting to defend itself. That's from the
Excuse me the IDF it comes after Thunberg
Thunberg had claimed that she and her crew had been kidnapped in
Bloomberg had claimed that she and her crew had been kidnapped in international waters by Israeli forces after they had set off to try to deliver a pizza to the West Bank covered
in pork.
No.
To the Gaza Strip.
Who wants to hear from her?
She's even stupider now.
Shut up!
Shut!
Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut up!
Shut up!
I threw that piano in there to soften the blow.
Aeolian. I just like saying it. Some type of mode on the guitar I learned.
I guess we already talked about that. Let's move on.
Oh, let's lighten it up. But I do mean light talked about that. Let's move on.
Oh, let's lighten it up.
But I do mean lighten it up.
Oh, yeah, I should tell you guys the most important thing.
Thank you, Dallas.
It's not in there, right?
What am I saying?
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
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last year can we move on Donald J Trump DJ T at UFC excuse me New Jersey
president what they put New Jersey dash president this is in Newark last Saturday night UFC
I don't know remember the number 348 I don't know what was it 316 that's right
that I should know that because I'm religious that's a Bible isn't it John
316 or is that 15 nobody knows here pretend. Right now all like crowd of fans. How do you not
know that? Because I was looking at 30 pictures. President Donald Trump sent the Prudential Center
into a frenzy when he moonwalked into the building. No, he went into the Prudential Center, okay,
and he sent it into a frenzy with his entrance into UFC Saturday night
with Dana White and folks keep in mind Newark is Newark, New Jersey a
blue state
And again one of the parts of the problems in the Northeast whether it's Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts
Vermont all commies, but let's watch well yet, the moment Trump's trademark walkout song, American Badass,
I didn't know that was the name of it.
Kid Rock wrote that by the way, you know.
I wrote one for George W. Bush, fucking, it was called Fake Cow fake cowboy I don't know anyways he
walks into the into the Prudential Center and the crowd well I can only
compare it to me walking into the funny bone in Illinois watch Trump get the
ovation he deserved
Trump get the ovation he deserved.
How about that? That's not the YMCA song.
I am your voice. How about that folks? That's in New Jersey, New Jersey. I don't know about you but I love this sport. I drop 80 bucks like I have money. I don't think I've missed one of these in
about two years. I don't understand how you still have WWE and that shit on. I mean you
watch that because it's fake. You want fake violence or do you want real violence?
Where people get choked unconscious and their nose lands on the side of their face after
round one and they keep fighting.
And I just love that they play a white hip hop song for Trump.
Just think about how far he's come since he came down the escalator.
Everyone made fun of him. Now he's in the people who hated him in awe of him. A lot of people.
Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. I didn't know Rubio
was there, who I love too, by the way. And interim US attorney for New Jersey Alina. Haba haba. We got a picture her
You but what are you gay?
You know who she is she's like a 12 on a scale of 10 and she's a lawyer for Trump
Where does he find these people they all attended the fight Saturday night?
You know who wasn't there?
Elon They all attended the fight Saturday night. You know who wasn't there?
Elon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After winning his middleweight, by the way, with that battle,
I'll predict that they'll be making up soon.
That's my prediction.
But I'm sorry, and I love Elon Gold.
He's a comedian.
Elon Musk.
Although his name should be Elon Gold.
I've got a fucking money this guy's got 48 kids all over the world. God he's like a black forward for the NBA. I go for the
guy who took a bullet in the face for us that's all. I'm not saying either one's
wrong or right in this argument but if I had the length of somebody I'm taking
the guy take the shot in the face and went through all the shit forever and
ever and ever. After winning his middle way bout in a decision
against Calvin Gastelum, Joe body bags a Piper,
that's a Philly guy, wrapped in an American flag,
shouted out at Trump at ringside,
and he goes, we got a freaking president
of the United States, we got Mike Tyson,
and I'm repping USA and everybody in my home town let's go
that's what he said
i sat home watching it said honey can i get some more of fun to close
uh... get up and get yourself i said don't make
we get you in a dark
which by the way
how do you spend out from marab's last name Jason?
disfitting Julie
Valish really have you had the ball is really oh my god diarrhea instant diarrhea
Anyways, so that's what five feel this guy hits like a rock then Kevin Holland who I love
Cal that Kevin Holland looks like a street black dude. Like a real street, you know, whatever.
A gang member, whatever.
No, I'm just saying.
No, he doesn't look like a, you know, a altar boy.
And you think when he speaks, he's gonna sound like a dope.
Guy sounds whiter than I do.
That's the thing about this sport.
Like, compared to the boxers back in the day who, you know,
came right from the streets and unedgy.
These guys know what they,
and they really know how to market them Kevin Holland
Who's one of my favorite fight visited with President Trump after his Darce choke?
Vincent a lukey
Hold on you got a date. I gotta get my show time. That's that's been set
All right, go ahead. Look at this. After he choked a guy to death, shakes. What a country. He just choked a white guy to death. Now he gets to shake hands at a president. You see how much they all love him and not just him and
the first guy I remember in UFC, it might not have been the first guy, but again
Jason who was the guy from Miami, the Cuban? Masvidal, that's right.
He was the first one, look at Jason's like a, Masvidal. Masvidal. That's right. He was the first one.
Look at Jason's like a Masvidal was the first one I remember, you know, after he won saying
stuff like they love them.
Everybody loves them.
If you don't, you should move to California.
Maybe have your house set on fire.
We already show the clip, right?
I can't keep track.
Anyhow, UFC folks.
By the way, hockey tonight.
If you missed that,
you should do what you really meant to do,
go to Broadway and see a musical.
Then date a Haitian choreographer.
Nick, Nick, Nick. Yes. Florida Panthers who I love. Brad Marchand, by the
way, how do I not bring this up the minute we get on the show? Brad Marchand, as you
know, I'm a heavy Bruins fan my whole life. Marchand was the captain of Bruins. Shockingly,
we traded him. Not shockingly, the Bruins fell apart this year and we need draft picks.
But this guy, after Bobby after Bobby off my second favorite
Bruin of all time he can be a punk at times but he was always clutch and
anyways Florida got him and he's been tremendous for Florida and what's he do
he gets the gets the goal in second overtime the other night for Florida
win make the series 1-1 back to Florida I think tonight so tune in for game three it's
physical I've been pushing this sport on everybody I don't know how people can watch soccer and
then look at hockey and go I don't get it but mental retardation what you don't have
to I do though let's stay on sports headline Biles full of anti-woman bile.
USA Gymnastics appeared to delete its transgender
eligibility policy pages on its website
when the pages were officially taken offline.
We don't know, the reason is currently unknown.
The organization has come under heavy pubic scrutiny
since Friday after Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles.
That's how I want to be greeted when I come home after a long day of work. My wife in
that position in those clothes. Is that asking too much?
Medalist Simone Biles ignited a feud with former NCAA swimmer and conservative activist.
Oh, now she's a conservative activist.
Shut the fuck up.
She's somebody who is an athlete and who has a sense of right and wrong.
But again, the media, even if it's the New York Post, they'll
throw terms like that. I never hear liberal activists, liberal commentators. Anyways,
Riley Gaines on social media, they were sparring over the trans athlete inclusion. The feud
between Biles and Gaines has become one of the most viral topics on social media and the last three days
from now
gain said in a social media video on saturday
that multiple team u s a athletes have reached out to her to say
they agree with her stance against a lot uh... you know
allowing males and women sports that
she says they shouldn't allow them.
And there's a lot of people, she says, reaching out to her,
that agree with her but don't have the balls to do it
themselves in public.
I'm guessing they're high profile people.
You know, a bunch of schmucks don't have her own number.
I got it, but that's a different.
Well, I called that it was a Sunoco station.
Remember they used to do that when you were young?
Meet a hot chick. You can't wait to get home, you call her.
7-Eleven! What the fuck?
Anyways, the feud started when Biles took issue
with Gaines calling out a Minnesota high school
whose softball team won a state championship Friday
with a transgender pitcher. In other words, it's a female softball team won a state championship Friday with a transgender pitcher in other words it's a female softball team you understand
biological women except for their pitcher who's a guy dressed up like a
dude convinced he's a dude throws on some rouge and lipstick and put some
pigtails on but he's still got a dick so I hear gains the host of outkicks games
for girls
podcast noted that comments on x were turned off
on the minnesota state high school leagues
with a photo of the team on social media because they won the championship
but how come their thing was turned off on x
and she said gains not missing a trick she shop
uh... to be expected when your star player is a boy.
Is that a woman or a man?
Biles responded calling Gaines,
now here's where Biles shows her true colors
and no pun intended.
Biles responded calling Gaines truly sick, quote unquote.
Truly sick for pointing out the truth hey miss Biles go out to
California look at some property right downtown LA right around second street
get a nice duplex for you and you whatever for her comment and saying
gains should be uplifting transgender athletes yeah they they but the
ignorance is beyond all.
I sit home and I lay in bed watching what's going on in LA and shit and I do this show
and I follow them and go, when do countries go to civil war if this isn't the time?
When you can't agree on what a man or a woman is, isn't it about time you drop the gloves
and go, I'll show you what a man is. Not me, I'm old. Fucking shoulders made of duck tape
and paper mache. Anyways, yeah, called Gaines truly sick for her comments saying Gaines
should be uplifting. Well, I'd like to uplift them, but they're 6'8", 440 pounds, these
transgenders. Biles sent a second post on X telling gains to bully someone oh there's the word bully used by an
adult she needs a spanking and I'm the guy to do it I'd say Nasser the doctor
but he's in Julie bully some in your own size which ironically be a male would
have to be a let's take a look at something hopefully I would have to be a male. That's funny. Let's take a look at something.
Hopefully. I would love to see prosecution because I believe what is happening is criminal.
It's as simple as that. The way that women have been displaced by men, the way that we have been
told that a man's feelings matters more than our physical safety, than our right to participate,
to call ourselves champions.
I believe that is a criminal action,
therefore I believe it is a criminal offense.
Oh, stop, you're just talking sense.
Stop with your linear thinking and your logic
and your reasoning, swimmer.
She's been great, man.
She just jumped on this thing
because it all cost her a medal
or something. She had to sit there and pretend when Leah Thomas, remember Leah Thomas, former
tight end for the Denver Broncos, started swimming in college. He had a natural rudder
in the water. You know what I'm saying? Anyways, keep it up Miss Gaines. You're fighting the
good fight. Let me show you, I'm going to show you some clips of this transgender person
who's a pitcher and softball and she plays other positions. We've got footage of her
and how dangerous it is for her to be playing against male or female. I mean she's really big and strong and it's gross frankly.
Darn Mr. Dorosha nobody wants to play with me! Darn, darn, darn, darn.
Oh my god. How Fred Gwynn, oh I don't know that he didn't, I hope he got nominated for
whatever they had back then. Genius. That was TV folks. Special effects. Did you see them? I think that was AI in its
early stages. Anyhow, yeah, again, if you're for transgenders playing against biological
women, again, for you guys that knew to me, my take on it, I kind of enjoyed a little
bit because my whole life I heard how women could do anything men could do. It was driven
into my brain to the point where I would argue, again, become homophobic and
cost me so much, a stache.
What?
Anyhow, it's kind of fun when you see like a, again, I want to see a pro women's football
league where transgender woman is like the tight end and 6'3, 250. I've said this on the show before.
Catches a pass over the middle, runs like a 4'3, 40 and little Diane who used to be a hostess at
Hooters comes running up and tries to make a tackle and her head pops off like a cap on a coke bottle.
I'm just saying, I don't know how you can argue that it's fair to biological women.
All right, finally tonight we'll wrap it up with another sport.
I just got to talk about this kid, not just because it's a Boston story, but I mean that's
all they talked about during the game last night on ESPN, a national game, is this kid
Roman Anthony.
He's in the AAA farm system for the Red Sox and has been tearing it up for a couple years
now.
And since even last year, the Boston Red Sox fans who, they love their baseball, were saying,
where's Rome?
When you bringing this kid up?
And they had three guys.
One of them was like the first prospect in all of baseball.
One was third, one was seventh or whatever.
And now he's number one overall.
The Roman Empire will arrive in the big leagues soon, but in the meantime he's tearing up,
tearing the cover off the ball in triple A. Red Sox, top prospect, and he's an outfielder.
That's the rub in this whole thing. First of all, is that the best you can do for a triple A uniform?
What the hell is that? Those look like the ones when a team loses a World Series, they
send it to some fucking Burkino Faso. Some kid eating a bowl of mush with flies that's
got a Lakers shirt on.
More like the Rebel fighters that are taking on some Civil War in an African country.
That's right. Yeah. And you got the Worcester Ducks on your shirt.
Red Sox top prospect Roman Anthony demolished.
Listen to this.
You guys know baseball.
If you hit a baseball 400 feet, it's considered unbelievable.
How about 497?
That's Herman Munster-like.
497 foot grand slam on Saturday night
to give the Worcester Red Sox an 8-5 lead
So they were down 5-4. Well, and by the way, it's a second Grand Slam this year
They've already brought up two guys that he played with down there who were great
But this guy's the greatest but we have a log jam as far as outfielders go
They signed this kid. I don't want to get into the weeds because you're not all Red Sox fans but we signed a kid I said that and
Raffaella who's excuse me he's having trouble hitting this year but he's one
of the but might be the best center fielder in baseball they signed him to a
long-term deal for millions and millions of dollars so you're not gonna give him
the boot Jared Durand who Christ he was MVP of the All-Star game last year. He's in
left this year. You know you're not gonna want to move him, although they talking
about. And then, William Abreu, the right fielder last year, his rookie year wins a
gold glove and he's already got 13 homers this year. So there's a log jam and
all that comes into play. You know the owners going look we're giving this guy
60 or 80 million for the next nine years. We're not you know and that's why but but you know what we're nine and a half games behind the Yankees sit one of them
grow some balls
And bring this kid up. Can imagine a pressure on him when he gets up there
Anyways
It's the longest home run in baseball this season and would be the fifth longest major league home run of the stat cast
era and he's a lefty i mean this kid say he's a wet watch the watch the power when he hits this one
right over the umbrellas all right I want to rub it in can you imagine sitting on that talent and that's how much talent they have they're still young they're
still making mental mistakes and throwing the ball around and whatever
But we got a guy named Toro who's been a journeyman kicked around the last six seven years in a pros. He's hitting 325. I
Think he went deep last night. You know who?
Dev is is back to his old self
he's a Yankee killer hit two or three this weekend against the I mean moon shots and
I'm not even bringing up. No, you know, he's not even up yet. And oh
By the way, finally and again
Disclosing on Boston Yankees. We have a catcher this year that was in the Yankee system for nine years. We take him
He's known for his defense Yankees didn't want to let him go, but he didn't have much of a bat
Well, he's hitting 290 and hit
He comes up socks are down with two men on last night. What's he do against his old team goes deep at Yankee?
It's a wet dream last night. I'm all excited now tonight. They'll go home at Fenway plate camping at beat 11 6
That's it folks. I hope you enjoyed the show. It's been really exciting
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