The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fire In The Hole! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1874

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about Fire & Brimstone in Iran, Teens The New Black, Grasso's Lasso, More Spring Break Mayhem In Miami, One Bad Taste, A No Kings Tranny and Providence Mayor Anti-White! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

American woman, get away from me. I'm going to let me be here. Go, got to get away. You got to go, go, go. Hi, folks. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the live lineup. I'm your host, Stu McGillacuddy,

where you can get all these shows. Mine, Lauda, with Chowda, and all these other shows for free. If you want an ad-free, a sign-up Rumble premium, and you can watch it ad-free, which is what I do. As you know, I've never watched TV in real time since they came out with the DBR. I've gone Christ a day without knowing the Super Bowl, Super Bowl or Superzole. Have you had the Superzole?

I know you make it. Anyways, I was making a joke that really didn't need to be made. So let's move on. Yeah, so follow my channel. I didn't know I had one. Download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about the colored kids running wild. No, it's a joke, folks.

It's the Amish. Fire and Brimstone in Iran. We'll show you some clips. I think we hit a uranium. I don't know, man. It's amazing. You guys are my age, a lot of years. Have you ever seen a president get this much?

He knows he's 79. And he's still got his marbles. And he goes, I am going to, he is, he said, you know what? We've been taking it in the ass for the last 60 years from the whole planet, thanks to Democrats. And I'm going to reverse all that before I die. That's how I see his two terms. Yeah, we have some team. They call it taken over places.

I call it bad parenting. And we'll show you some clips of that, usual suspects. A clip we didn't get to yesterday from last weekend's UFC fight, two girls' controversial ending. Also, we got a Providence mayor

who just everything that's wrong with white men his age that are in politics. spineless, self-hating white pussy. And he's the mayor of Providence. I don't know how that happened. If you know anything about Providence, Rhode Island, I lived in Rhode Island. Providence, Rhode Island, I don't know how many years, right up to the 80s.

It's where the mafia started, by the way. You know that, right? And they had their own judicial system. I mean separate from the United States. They took care of their own business. It was so Italian. I don't know if this is still true. The lines in the street are painted red, white, and green.

And I was knocking doors selling seafood, door to door, steak and seafood right out of college. And I was working out of Rhode Island. And I was just banging doors with my head down all day. And then I noticed the streets were red, white and green, the middle of the lines. I go, oh, my shit, I'm in Providence. Sure enough, I knock on the door, a fucking guy comes to him.

He looked like the poster for fucking the godfather. He's got a wife beat her on. Who'd you got there? I get stakes. Let me see him. Then I'm trying to figure out, you know. He goes, so what's it come out for a pound? I go, it breaks down to like $3 a serving.

He goes, kid, you're in fucking profit. Look at a street line. He goes, look at the street lines. He goes, I can get this shit for $4 off a truck. I go, you know what, I'm out of this neighborhood. I'm going to fool anybody there. So I'll be talking about that, hopefully, any of that. I don't know.

Been up since about five. How you doing? And, oh, I got a, I got a, somebody left the message on my phone while I was laying in bed doing gutfell shit. My late great buddy, Greg Zuck, the great cop, and my mentor, his brother, Peter, who we call him the man of mystery, he's a great lawyer. You know, he's just, you know, went to Colgate, IQ through the roof. He's the guy I told you, I'd be with. with Zuck, his brother. We get a phone call, like on a Tuesday night,

and we'd go, Pete, where I? He's like, I'm at a cafe in Tel Aviv. A cafe in Tel Aviv. Then the next day he'd be at Libya. He did all the infrastructure. He was a contract lawyer. He's a contract lawyer. He did all the infrastructure for Libya,

like the roads and highways. Can you imagine? Not to mention the big dig in Boston, which, you know, was a little controversial. Imagine being that smart, though. Anyways, he calls me and goes, Hey, I got a fan on the other line. And the last time he did that,

it was, he was waiting for Mike Arousione, the hockey player who scored that huge goal against the Russians. And of course, he was late, so I didn't get to talk to Arruzioni. Apparently he likes my comedy. So, yeah, so he just put some lawyer on the phone

from Winthrop, which is East Boston, which is very Italian. People always think of the North End. in Boston as Italian, which it is, but East Boston, Ginsaloon Central, I don't know if it's still like that. But this guy was from Revere Mass, which is, Revere Mass was ground zero for Italians in the 50s, 40s, 50s, and 60. Even today you could go there and, well, it's mostly Brazilian now or Argentinian.

But even back in like 90s, you could go to the beach and you'd see girls with that huge hair in their bikinis and pumps. Like it was 1955. And I mean hot Italian, bro. You know what I mean? Home of Kelly's roast beef. You guys, if you're from New England, you know all the shit. But anyways.

So I chatted with that guy, bro. And I'm like, you're a lawyer and you love my show? Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, East Boston. He goes, I hate that fucking woke shit. But you could tell he was educated, too. He was, you know, talking over my head a little bit. And I said, take it easy, counselor.

Now, he watches the show. And Jack, thank you for being a fan. I won't say your last name. I'll make one up. O'Hara. Jack O'Hara. Yeah. It's from fucking Chelmsford.

No. Thank you for being a fan. It was nice to meet you on the phone. Let's get to it. I get nothing. I get fucking nothing. Did I eat anything last night? You guys be interested in?

I'm not going to touch that one. I don't know. Oh, Red Sox. It's only fair that I tell you when they suck, too. And boy, do they... This is how they started last year, though. Big expectations. They, uh, what are they fucking one?

four, dropped two out of three, the opening series. And then they went to Houston last night and got bitch slapped by the Astros, who looked like the old Astros, by the way. Correa's back at shortstop. El Tuvee first ballot Hall of Famer. Guys, what's he, five, six, maybe, five, seven, maybe. And they still can't get a fastball past him. And all the fastballs are like chest high with him.

his eyes and he still catches up to it. We put our big get on the offseason. Our big acquisition was Ranger's swore as a pitcher. He's going to be fine, but he didn't have a good spring training. He didn't have a good World Baseball Classic. And they slapped him around last night badly. And our bullpen came in and stunked up and there's no offense. Other than that, we'll be all right.

That's your update. Let's get to it. Fuck me. Jesus. Got a doctor's appointment, by the way, tomorrow afternoon to find out what's going on here. Jesus Christ, I don't hope I'd get one of those Brian Pickleau messages. Fire and Brimstone.

President Trump shared video footage Monday. This is what I love about our president. Not only does he do this shit, he makes sure that you see it. And that's called transparency Democrats. And I know this, and every Democrat I'm watching the news is shitting their pants. He's the most reckless blah, blah, blah, bleep, blah, blah.

the world should be, we should be embarrassed to the, it's like, oh my God, can we, can we just dispense of the Democrat Party or go to war with it somehow? Please, it has to be eliminated. They are more of a cancer than the people we're trying to take out. They're pulling for, they're pulling for fucking these guys. That's not hyperbole either. Anyways, he showed a video of massive explosion in Iran from an air strike on Isfahan. The hell is that, Dallas?

You ever heard of that? I think they're making the shit up. Where the majority of Tehran's 60% Oh, enriched uranium is located. I thought it was under the fucking Ayatollah's hat. You know, the sun's a big fag, right? They keep confirming that. That's hilarious.

Talk about irony. The footage Trump posted on truth social is one of several videos of fiery blasts that have taken place in Isfahan. The country's a third most popular city. Check out some of this footage. It is, I mean, even for today,

you're like, yeah, we've seen this type of shit. No, you haven't. This is very mushroom cloud-like. And I'm wondering that when you hit uranium, which is what you make a nuclear bomb with. And every time you use a nuclear bomb, it's usually a beautiful mushroom cloud. I think it's Porcini or Chitaki.

Well, if you're hitting a Jap City, Chitaki. Nick. Well, I came up with it on the spot. I hope Chitaki's a Japanese mushroom. Check out this footage. Ah, dogbao! Look at that.

Look at that mushroom. It's the head of Trump's penis. Remember the mushroom? Apparently we hit a glass factory. Look at this one. It's like a Delta flight looking out the window. Call back from yesterday. Sounds like a fight between me and the wife and the kitchen.

Look at that. Oh, beautiful. I hear burning. Oh, that's me. I swear, that was coming out of the... I'm not with it today. Good luck, getting home. The explosions were so powerful.

They could be seen from the MeadowSat 12 weather satellite, according to the OSINT Technical X account. Imagine? From a satellite, which is way the fuck up there, folks. Bye, bye, bye. Yeah. U.S. Central Command did not immediately respond to the post request for comment.

What do you think they were going to say? Yeah, it went pretty well. Look, we hit a park or not. It could have been prettier. Yes. You know, after the Fourth of July fireworks last year, he's kind of pale in comparison. Oh, wait a minute, that'll be a big deal this Fourth of July. I didn't even, and they take it, look, they take the whatever number down here, you know,

the fourth, I didn't realize the self loves their fireworks, but it makes sense. They start shooting them off from June 30th. They can't wait. They can't wait. They got out of it. Anyhow. So, yeah, we did some serious damage over there. And I'm telling you, they're keeping the ball in the ear.

You got Rubio going, well, we've already transitioned. We can't tell you, blah, blah, blah. Trump's like, yeah, it's over. But then we're sending, you know, so the left is going, well, what is it? What do you care? What are we going to tell you? Did you not learn anything from Biden? Oh, that's right.

Anyhow, let's move on. Teen is the new black. I say word for black, but it was a play on the phenomenal. Teens across the nation are wreaking havoc. Teens across the nation wreaking havoc. Teens by holding takeovers, wild and often violent gatherings, which are overwhelming local police forces,

people chasing internet notoriety organize the meetups online, which spread like wildfire, prompting mobs of hundreds to turn up unannounced at public spaces like shopping malls, city streets, parking lots, and businesses, and taking them over. Nick, what's your take? Don't let the media fool you. Don't think that we're done with the woke ship,

because it's never going to go away from the media. This has always been the case. We always say the Democrats sing from the same song sheet and have the same message when stories come out. Well, the right does too when it comes to shit. I don't care if it's Fox, whatever, Max 1. Make sure you have a white girl or a white guy's boys in the picture. I know there's only two of them out of the 130,000 kids in,

but we can't put up a picture of just this. is the only one I could find where it was predominantly black. And I'm not scared of a cop when he's wearing Gilligan's hat. It's kind of what the hell's he got? Is that a scope? What's the, is that an eggplant? It's a paintball gun. I didn't know that. That's what they look like,

huh? That thing's filled with balls? No shit. I know what the wife's getting for Chris, for birthday. All right. So the plan event is spread across the country. Go to the next picture. I just, while I'm talking about my, my racial point, there you go. God forbid, right? Well, it is a white chick. And look at, let's find an Irish kid on vacation from Dublin. Look at him. Kid hasn't seen the son in four years. Make sure he's in the picture. This way it looks like,

oh, it's teens, it's of all colors. Well, you know, this is where the old, it's not all black Yeah. Do you remember them bum? And they still do it. I said, you remember, they bum rush stores and CVS's and they organize on a CVS and say, let's, show me one where it was all white kids doing. Show me. Shot me the fuck up then. If I'm such a racist. Show me. It's only, it's only time it's important to have white people in a picture on TV with stories like this. And we all know who the majority of teens that are doing this. Planned events spread across the country from Florida to Virginia to Chicago

and Washington, D.C. Yeah, you know, all fucking, you know, the home of Pat Boone with videos posted from one fueling the next according to law enforcement sources. Let's take a look. What's going on? My director is asking for an officer.

I'll be a champion over here. Make sure you get the two white girls on the right. Okay. Start walking home right now. Let's go. What? Pause. Oh, we showed the one black kid who's not getting involved.

I'm going home. Make sure you get that on there. Seriously, somebody has to edit this shit. Even if it's a kid with the phone, he's been brainwashed to make sure. Yeah, but it's not all. I know I never said it was all. It's not the fucking point. And let me tell you something.

What this tells me is a couple things. First of all, a country that can handle its own youth, you're in deep shit. Number two, that youth has spawned from fucking zero parenting. Horrendous parent. If I say parenting, you know, again, dissolution. It sounds trite and hackneyed. dissolution of the family, of the nuclear family of, anyways, Senator Moynihan back in the 60s,

wrote a thesis about the dissolving of the black family. And that was in the mid-60s. Just saying, are we going to do something about it? Well, anybody held accountable? Anybody going in jail? That's the problem. There's no deterrence. I'm thinking about going on one.

You know what I'm saying? As soon as they kick in the window of the Brooks brothers, oh, they don't like those. On Saturday, eight juveniles were arrested in Brandon, Florida, after hundreds of kids overwhelmed the trampoline park and refused to get off its equipment, even after it was forced to close to deal with the takeover. All those arrested were charged with trespassing.

Ooh. Ooh. And all, what's that? Yeah. And all released 10 minutes later, I'm sure. How about this? you break out those tasers. Fuck the paintball guns.

I want mass tasers. Do they have semi-automatic tasers? Like rifle long? You could do like 11 people. Just incredible. And again, what do you expect from a demographic that's been spoiled rotten for the last hundred years?

And again, in the name of, you know, reparations. or fairness or healing. And you literally treat them like spoiled. I'm talking the whole rate, not just the kids. We've been giving in saying fucking yes to everything. Because if you don't, you'll lay. And this is the result. It ain't going to get better.

And we can't blank. Trump's got enough on his fucking hands. He's trying to solve world problems. Other takeovers have turned violent. No. In February, five people aged between 15 and 18. Good parenting once again. We're shot shortly after cops broke up a takeover

attended by some 130 revelers this time at Jacksonville Beach. Yeah, but that's all what? No, no, there's a lot of bad areas around Jacksonville. Look at that. That is, that's a, cop said that determined one of the organizers had also been behind another takeover two weeks earlier,

which was largely organized through, Instagram. So, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? A teen takeover in Henrico County, Virginia resulted in a mall closing early in some patrons locked in stores, as well as a very large fight per local police. After the chaos, authorities, the next county overtook action to thwart a takeover planned at Chesterfield Town Center Mall's parking lot. Grand Theft Auto or The Purge, he said, latterly referencing a dystopian horror movie

where all crime is deemed permissible for 12 hours. That's your world. I just live in it. That ain't no movie. That's not no dystopian wet dream. It's the fucking reality of what we're going through right now. Somebody going to do something about it. Try to pull that shit in, where is it? Is it Malaysia?

You spit on the sidewalk and they cane you right in the fucking street. I kind of think we should bring a little of that back. But then that would be racist because people like Obama, they would come out and say, yeah, but we did a study, and he did this when it came to Minneapolis schools. Disparate income is what it's called. Outcome, disparate outcome. He said,

Yeah, we did a study and only black, more black kids are being suspended from Minneapolis schools. Then they looked further into it. Yeah, they were doing all the bad shit, but that's got nothing to do with it. You just look at the results with disparate impact, whatever it's called. You look at the results and you just draw conclusions. You don't dig any deeper. There's no other facet of a society where you think like that on any issue, but that one. This is a good show.

You know what? It's funny. I'm fucking semi-smart sometimes. Can we put me in the big screen, please? On Rumble? Because when you do, I get great numbers. I'll just sit here and be the back on. Who's the black fella?

Sheriff? Any white sheriff's life? As spring break took hold last week, police departments across Florida are stretched to their limits. I get a feeling you're going to see big crackdown on spring breaks. Somehow, somewhere.

No cities. They've run out of places. Even down here. So I think there's going to be a crackdown. No more of this shit. You can fly to the Bahamas and do it, but you ain't doing any. You can party, but you can't stay here.

Florida stretch at the limits. Daytona Beach, police said a stampede broke out at a beach takeover. when people mistook the sound of, this was a month or two ago, of plastic bottles being crushed for gunshots. Remember that? The takeover resulted in 133 arrests

and authorities turned the entire beach into a quarantine zone with much stricter enforcement. Hmm. We showed that last time. Remember you see, it was from like a helicopter. You hear gunshot or whatever, and you see, it looked like,

ever do the trick. You racist people used to do it. it, you put black pepper in your tub in the water and then drop a soap and the black pepper would spread? Yeah, I didn't do that. I heard about it from an uncle. Merch shout-out. Get some shit. All right, let's move on next door.

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No, he loves the show. He gave me the finger. Well, that's right. That's how that should be interpreted. Yeah, you know what? I think he did one of these. That's our salute over here. And he had a homemade sweats on it, said it's delicious on his ass. So he is a shirt, show. We get hats, hoodies, t-shirts, bras with the underwire on the top, so you guys have easy entry. I also want to send the personalized video to somebody. I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us. Shoutout.us.

Hey, excuse me, let me drink this. Is that an omen that I go to plug myself and my voice? You're right. Fucking Paulin. I haven't touched a cigarette. I think I'm over it. And even when I have, like, eight months ago, it was two drags at the mouth.

So what's the fucking point? Folks, this is good news. Listen up. If you like me in the show, I just want to quickly let you know. I'm putting together a couple of live. Stand-up shows. Yes, I guess it's official. In Atlanta and Philly, I have all the details for you by the –

I'll have them for you by the end of the week. But if you're in Atlanta or Philly, I am coming you away. Haven't been to either place in a while and clamoring online for it. So we'll see if my PR company that I spend a grand the week on is helping. As far as social media is, they're doing the job. My social media numbers are up, and we all do that for reason. So we put asses in the seats. Sure, I'm 77.

I'm not fucking going anywhere. Ah, maybe I am. Hospital? Uber. All right. Let's move on to Grasso's Halasso. Hey, you're clever. Top UFC contender, Macy Barber.

She's like my favorite female, a UFC, because she looks like a female. It's very weird. She's got tits and everything. It was on receiving end to one of the most alarming finishes in recent memory. A packed house at Seattle's Climate Pledge Arena. That's the name of the arena. Could you take fun out of everything? Libs.

Climate Pledge. You can't come in unless you say the fucking world is burning up. Suck a dick and die. Climate Pledge Arena. It's right next to Global Warming Park. I'm just trying to calm myself. They held their breath after the top five women's flyweight got knocked out. That was my girl, Barbara, and subsequently choked out by former, these are two tough chicks.

I want to say there, I know Grasso's Italian. I want to say Barbara, maybe too. By former division champion, Alexa Grasso, and the co-main event, I haven't heard many feminists join in and celebrate the fact. that the UFC treats their female athletes better than any. That's a co- you know what that means

on the big ticket there's always two main events that you've got the real big one and the co-event and a lot of times and let me tell you something it doesn't matter

when two human beings are kicking the shit out of each other we don't care if they have dicks of a giant's fun we you know what I'm saying but hockey still nothing makes me harder than a hockey fight

That must be from back in the days. When I was a kid and the Bruins were scared. People were scared, shitless of the Bruins, even if they were walking down the street in Boston. Grasso 32 landed a vicious left hand in the opening round that, I didn't realize it was the opening round, that appeared to knock her opponent out cold. Turns out she just drugged her and tried to get it back to her apartment.

Whipping Barbara around her as her legs turned to jelly. We're going to take a look at this. Then I'll give you my take on it. And I, it's weird. This is on Paramount Plus now, which means, at least as far as the package I have for a cable company, I get it free. I don't know if that's the case of all over the country, but I, you know, I used to have to shell out $79 bucks for paper bill or whatever. But I also noticed I'm not getting the marketing. Dana, if you're listening, and I know you're not.

I'm not, I don't, something's missing a commercial or something. I used to go, oh, that's coming up this weekend. But then I have to look it up now to see. I don't know. Something's changed, but they're rolling in the dough, so I'm probably wrong. But what's going to happen here is a left hand is going to be thrown by the girl in black, right?

Yeah, keep it eye. And these girls can hit. Let me tell you. I don't like that I'm that age where I could get fucking knocked out by a cutie pie. Well, maybe a man. Check it out. Watch the left hand of the black kid, Lady in Black.

Here it comes. BAM! Oh, no. That's a incredible. Look, she's there. I'll blow you. Just get me out of here. To go to the choke like that.

Wow. Show her eyes. Oh, is that a picture? Remember? Oh, is it? Look at her. Hello? Margaret, are you there?

Look at that. She looks like a woman. That just had a date with Chris. Brown. Ah, look at, so she immediately pounced on Barber's back and cinched a rare naked choke,

which I thought that meant masturbation. As referee Mike Beltran jumped in to stop the contest, a completely disoriented Barber, 27 grasped for Beltran's leg before lying flat on her back where she remained motionless, seemingly unconscious with her eyes wide open

for several minutes and an unnerving scene. And a respectful gesture, Grasso, after 20 minutes of jumping around, it's, no, paused her celebration to wait by her opponent's side as she was treated by medics and eventually helped her to her feet.

And, you know, people were like, oh, boy, I forgot to do this. Or this. All right, here's your sound effects. Dallas, you sound tired today, man. I, people think this is like controversial. She didn't have to choke her out. She was unconscious on her knees, but she was still on one knee.

And the girl that here is behind her. Let's do it again. Watch. One, two from Grasso found the target. She also hit her before she choked. Okay. And people like, there's no need to do. If you know anything about this sport,

And we've seen it a million times. We've seen guys get hit and knocked out. They're laying on their back. And the guy who knocked about jumps in and hits them with two more while they're on content. That happens all the time in this sport. This girl wasn't even completely down. And her opponent was behind her.

So she thought she might get up and did what you're trained to do. Don't stop fighting until the rough jumps on you. So, you know, I think a little bit of the, again, people need shit to talk about on the internet and half the world's retarded. That's why we're doomed as a species. When you can't agree on shit like that, you're like, Jesus, how stupid are you? But let me tell you, watching too broad,

that's a puff-f-hmm. Usually they don't look like that, though, they, you know me? They usually look like, I don't know, a manly Michelle Obama. But that sport is great. again, I'm not saying a woman champion in UFC could be a guy champion. We already had that argument.

There's no doubt that's not going to happen. But what I'm saying is when two women are fight, it's still entertaining as watching two guys. Because they can throw, they can hit, and, you know, hitting a chin that's 120-pound person, you know, as opposed to 230-pound person. Eventually, I said this years ago, I said, Dana White,

I said it was like going to 10 years ago. You got to get a trans. We were already talking about trans back then. I said, you got to get a trans fighter. Like the person that was a boxer from Argentina in the Olympics, said it, you know, it was a guy saying it was a woman.

Have one of them fight. No, have a woman, a biological woman, who says she's a guy, fight a guy. You know the pay-per-view money on that one? I bet you that's coming up. Oofa.

like Dana hasn't thought of it. He's like, I'm not going to get soup when the woman gets killed. Right? Because that's what's going to happen. I think we've decided that. Anyways, before I go on, like I said, I was punching up a little Gutfell's monologue. Please watch your show tonight because it was a meeting in Canada of the socialist, what is the socialist party in Canada trying to pick, trying to elect a new,

you won't believe what you're seeing and hearing and who. who's in charge. Oh, my God. My hair was standing up. The woman in charge, the chairwoman, I couldn't tell it was a guy or a girl. She was as cold as ice and is full of fucking hate. And they had these things called,

eh, I'll let you watch it out when I wrote. Let's move along. I don't know why I'm plugging his show. No! No! It's making trillions. In our FLA segment tonight, Miami Police shoot, Wound Man, across from Ultra Music Festival.

Isn't Ultra like a place where you get your haircut and buy shit? The incident occurred Saturday morning around 7 a.m. outside the YVE Hotel on Biscayne Boulevard in northeast 2nd Street after officers responded to a report of a man in his 20s acting erratically. Now I'm doing that guy. You're way too young. The guy on the radio. For years, he's dead now. He would talk like this.

in Oregon a Jeep flipped over it was so good Art Bell is that his name I'm trying to burr folks I blew two guys on the way in here I can't Officers attempted to de-escalate the situation Used a taser and pepper spray Which apparently not effective

And an officer fired at the man We have videotape of that Let's take a look Don't you move you motherfucker off blow your brain down Dance, motherfucker. You're at Chippendale. Dance. Cracker ass, crack.

Now watch the all-female team of police. He got up again. Pause. He got up after being tased and started going after. Then somebody pulled out, I think, a rail gun, right? That's fucking great. And it's funny. It would be funny if this one just wounded him.

He still kept coming. That's a great sketch. Now you've got a guy with a cannon. Then a guy with a bassook run. And this is a white guy. What do you mean, Nick? Shut up. Go ahead, roll it.

Oh, that one heard. You got a bullet in the ass. Pause. The guy yelled, where's the mail office? There's five females there. That's what a guy yelled watching. And it's true. It's true.

Did they get the job done? But it just shows you. Why was it not a male out of six cops? Do you see what I'm saying? How woke isn't over? DEI was still dealing with the after effects of it. Do you get it? Six women to take down a guy

who's already got a bullet in his ass and has been tased. Miami police chief. many Moratas said he appeared to have non-life-threatening injuries and was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital for treatment where Don Lemon tried to stick his prick in the wound. Oh my God, that's hilariously gross.

I'll do it as Art Bell. With one officer injured during the incident, another video showed restraints around his upper leg and ankles. One of the officers was injured and is getting treated at Jackson Memorial Hospital. hospital. How did the cop get hurt? Break a nail. The glue from her fucking, what's the black weave shit? No, I mean the glue that holds it on. Every time I hear weave now, it brings

me back to, was it last year or two years ago? I'm in a gas station right off of victory, filling my tank. And I feel something under my foot and I look down. I'm standing on a weave. standing on a weave in like an oil spot. What the fuck happened? And it probably wasn't car oil. It was head oil. That made me laugh. Oh, my God.

Let's move on to something that was delicious. The headline, One Bad Taste. The glamorous leader of infamous alleged orgasm cult. One taste. Sounds like a caffeine-free coffee. Was hit with a nine-year prison sentence Monday for coercing employees into sex acts. as a judge slammed her for the, over the egregious, insidious scheme.

The judge said it was a scheme. It's a cult. Anytime you see a, you know, it's a group, you know, and it's based on orgasms. You really think it's legit. You wonder why the white man's running the planet, your motherfuckers?

Let's take a look at the, don't get me wrong. I'd like, you know, I'd like to work security at this thing. Go ahead. One Taste, Urban Retreat, not your average yoga, studio. The pants come off the women

and soon the studio erupts in female ecstasy. It's like one of my shows. In Los Angeles, New York, London. They started selling a thing called membership. That was $50,000 plus. Right there, you should know. It's just a sex club only with more

chicks. You know, these sex clubs across the country, they're supposed to be, you know, underground. You pay 50 grand for like a membership. And you get to go to you know, swinger parties. They rent houses and people to show up

and fuck. Where was that shit when I was in high school? I'll tell you where. It was at the fucking rectory up the street at the church. Father Thomas and 11 Cub Scouts in a fucking hot tub. Ooh, snot. Look how tall she is. She looks like a cult leader.

What are you kidding me? Anyways, let's take a look. Oh, that was it. Nicole Dadeone, 58, stood in a base jump suit. not her color, after a Brooklyn federal jury convicted her of grooming workers. Fucking dummy. If I find my house on the way home, I'll be very surprised.

Grooming workers and members at her wellness company to have sex with clients and investors. I'm still not seeing the problem. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. What makes you think that, said the mail of the erection, standing in a tub with a melon scooper and a melon. Scooper and a melon. Ms. Daydoni took actions that stripped victims of their dignity, said Judge Diane Gujarati. The sentencing came after nine former one-taste employee.

I keep thinking of coffee. Tasters choice one-tick testified about a day-dony and the company's former of head of sales. Rachel Chirwitz is, gee, I wonder which one is the Jew broad. Rachel Chirwitz. running the business like a cult and manipulating them into performing a slew of sexual acts. Let me ask a question at this point in this story.

Women, you're grown women. We don't talk about kids here. Are you accountable for any of your behavior? Are you always the fucking victim? Honestly. Seriously. Oh, we were manipulated into having sex with a client. Really?

Was the manipulation that didn't clue the guy was kind of cute? Might have had money? Or you're doing it for the club? honest to God. The outcome I'm not saying this girl might, you know,

not a sleazy operator, but no wonder they exist with NITWITWICH like you and then you want to be the victim. The outcome cap to fall from grace for the San Francisco based company that once gained the claim and an endorsement.

Oh, this should have been a fucking red flag by Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website. I left gooped all over my belly this morning. True story. Had a dream about the Red Sox winning. Wasn't even sexual. Imagine that.

There she is with her goop. Gwyneth. What a spoiled little brat. For promoting controversial group pleasuring sessions. You hear that? Group pleasuring sessions. I like on porn sites, they go, are you sick of masturbating alone?

No, that's how it's supposed to be done. Am I going to go to the park and join him with the Black Panthers? The fuck. She dubbed orgasmic. She called it orgasmic meditation. That's the first thing you do. Give it a name. And people like, what?

It's got orgasa. I call me. I got it's Quint with a boat. Quint, don't put them. Ah, shut up. Tell me how to do my job, boy. It wasn't a game show. It wasn't a game or a show.

This is the judge talking. It wasn't Harry Potter or The Matrix. It was criminal. The judge said, I got to be honest with you. I've seen worse things. Dade Donie was already ordered by the judge to forfeit 12 million, the amount of which she sold her sex-focused company

and pay nearly 900,000 to ex-employees who said they were coerced into sex and forced to work for little to no pay for more than a decade. Really, you stuck around for 10 years. Must have been horrible. You know? I've said this before. When a guy gets kicked in a nuts,

he knows it at that very second. You stuck around for 10 years blowing guys and shit on behalf of her. You were enjoying yourself. Fuck the fuck off. Just because you regret it now. That's right. That's exactly right.

It's always after. You come after the guy. You know what? I think that was date rape. Sure the guy was wine scene. You're probably right. But that's not the point. Look at her.

I didn't do nothing. Federal prosecutors had asked the judge to sentence Daydoni to a whopping 20 years. For what? Getting people off? In prison, accusing her of recruiting victims who had suffered past traumas

by claiming she could help fix their sexual suffering. Maybe she actually believed it. The company enlisted one employee, a rape victim, to reenact the incident before a crowd for a taboo course, performing oral sex and a partner while being told I'd love you

as her real rapist had done to her. Role playing. So there was a crowd watching this? I might take a peek. I'm not saying that's right or wrong, but what if the girl felt better? It's weird, but you go to a shrink and you delve into shit like that. I mean, you don't have to act that out on the pitches mount opening day at Yankee Stadium.

But this is a terrifying day for freedom. I sort of agree, A. or told reporters outside the courthouse, that's her lawyer, I believe. Or is it her? I don't know. Once the persuasion became a crime, anyone, yeah, it's the lawyer. Once persuasion, he says, once persuasion becomes a crime, anyone can be a defendant and anyone can be a victim, which I agree with a thousand percent.

we must correct the record or everyone will suffer. Again, I'm not saying she's not a sleazy business person, and how many times you see me defending a woman? Excuse me. So I sort of agree, and by the way, she's appealing. So by appealing, I mean she's good looking, not that she's going to take it to the appellate judge. She's appealing, get it?

Get out of the way. No, she is appealing the ruling. So anyway, stay tuned for that. taste what is it called fun taste there's only one that's not true depends what time of a month it is my friend used to call that big boy stew how gross is that my friend Mikey Mikey sigh it's a kid that was getting laid you know we're all in we're all in high school freshman he was getting laid for the last two years because he was like I think he was a little older a year older than us whatever the fuck but taking his parents car

before he had his license fucking Found the town whore. Young girl like our age. Oh my God, it was tremendous. He'd tell us stories and would go home and whack off and go to Cub Scout meetings. All right, let's move on, shall we? We shall. Make me a sandwich.

Make me a fucking sandwich. Watch your tone, son. Minnesota State Representative, oh, Lee Fink spoke. I'm not making that up, folks. Oh, my God. Now you know I'm not making it. Look at this thing. Can you imagine that we,

at one point thought this wasn't a mental illness or we weren't, I did not need this black coffee. I feel like I'm having a fucking miscarriage right now. Oh, there's the baby. Minnesota State Rep. Lee, Fink spoke at the No Kings Rally held at Minnesota State Capitol. Let me just say something, Minnesota. Somalis and Ilhan Omar were the worst thing to ever happen to your state, even more so than the Timberwolves. So anyways, at the King's rally held at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul on Saturday, March 20s, the event which drew an estimated 200,000 people, by the way, paid for,

bought and paid for all those people. They were bragging what a turnout this weekend. $3 billion budget that I believe, I think it was $3 billion budget by the organizations that sponsor these No King things. You know what that means, folks? they don't feel that organically. They're like, I'll show up. I'm getting paid. Do you get it?

The event which drew estimated 200,000, was part of a national protest, focused on protecting democracy and deposing what speakers described as authoritarianism and fascist rhetoric. Yeah, you're keeping it from democracy. First of all, they say no kings. They don't believe in kings.

Trump was elected by 78 million people, won the popular vote, the electoral vote. You fuckers, you fuckers pretended Joe Biden had his marbles. And then when you didn't, you threw up somebody a replacement without anybody voting on it. So who's the fucking fascist? Who are the kingmakers? You got, even with all the shit that's just, we know the midterms. We know how they're going to go.

It's all planned, folks. It's been going like this forever. But in the long run, you know, people say the truth. It better prevail. Take a look at this fucking mentally ill pig face. But I'm also here to demand our trans liberation. Shoot up a school. And I'm here to demand our liberation for everyone.

I don't mean only queer in trans liberation, but all of ours. Immigrates, refugees, undocumented neighbors, our friends with disabilities. Pause. So that's everybody. Every demographic. but straight way guys. We know, well, she didn't mention women. Well, come on.

I think she's pro-woman. This is just feminism come full circle, come cuckoo. Okay, look at her. It's like Grunkowski, trying on a fucking jacket to pick a fag store. So she just picked every demographic that exists, but white, they fucking, they hate. You guys, if this is Marxism, it makes you wonder,

is Marxism based in mental illness or is this a bastardization of Marxism? You know what I'm saying? Was Marx like a fucking, this is designed to destroy our country, obviously. Does she have more to say? Our indigenous tribal nations, everyone, full equality, full inclusion, full stop. Yeah, stop. So here's the thing I want you to remember when, someone asks what the trans lady was yelling about at the no king's rally.

I'll answer that, pause. Her balls were caught around the mic wire. Fucking freak. May you die tonight and you sleep in anybody who looks like you and defend you. I'll see you in the schoolyard. Even with my broken neck and shoulders, I will fucking bite the head of your peepie after I knock you out. Oh, maybe not.

Maybe you'll knock me out. but don't touch me. Fink emphasized that the Democrat Party has embraced trans people as part of their coalition. Yeah, it's what's bringing you down. It's literally what's bringing you down. Do you understand that?

Do you understand they had a primary debate runoff, whatever to fuck last week, and it was supposed to be, it was California, USC, remember that? And it was supposed to be about inclusive. And, you know, it was based on people voting, your approval rating, all that shit. ended up being four white guys.

So quit acting like you matter, at least politically. Democrat parties embrace trans people as part of the coalition, but warned against adopting dehumanizing Republican framing regarding trans rights. Oh, God. And they asked, you know, Pete Heggseth about this, and he said, I thought that was great. He's full of piss and vinegar that guy. They think, do you understand, I'll say it again, they make up what?

0.001% of the world population and look at the coverage they get. So it's somebody's agenda. And I want to, I can't prove this, but I think it is the Jewish thing because everything I read, the black, you know, the black thing, the gay thing. And I've been asking for years, it's so specific. Why do we protect those two groups so much? Which tells me it's somebody's, some single groups. And I think Tucker Carlson and Megan Kelly will tell you that it's the Jews. I don't know how you prove that.

The only way that's true is if they control the media and I don't know if that would be hard or not to prove. Like I said, I do that. Yeah, you don't want to hear it. It's an old joke, but the best one I ever roll. Let's move on to a new segment. We're going to make it a new segment. But this is, we'll call it, I just got the name, Dallas.

You're working with a fucking G. You don't have no idea. He goes, you're right, I don't. Video of the day, right, VOD, Vodville. Bang, you see a genius at work? We'll call the segment vaudeville. And all it is, I'm sorry, maybe you guys, maybe these are memes, some of them, or you've seen them?

I don't care. When I'm in bed and you're not supposed to pick up your phone, I understand that. Even during the night when I'm watching TV and I'm on my phone doing work for this show, I'll stumble over a video like this that makes me a guy who's been telling jokes for 38 years for a living. Couldn't be more jaded as far as what I find funny. I'll stumble over something like this and laugh like a fucking baby for 10 minutes. Some shit just strikes you funny.

I don't know. And again, I don't know how many people have seen it. It just, it was so weird and funny and offbeat. Here's the video of the day for today. What's that? That's supposed to be a fire engine. That's why I picked this. I knew you enjoyed it.

What is that? What is that? Look at his ass. Look. Oh, by its name, that's strictly for fags. Picture me, laying in bed, fucking bellylaping. What the fuck was that about? Which is what I said.

It's going to be on my headstone. Is that not the... Baudville. That's all there is to that. Well, you're going to say something? No. I think it speaks for itself. We're dying as a species.

I don't know what that language was. That would be my first guess. Dallas knows his Russian. He said he actually shot that sketch when I was away. That was Russian, huh? I think you're right. Anybody who throws ice water on somebody in the snow, that's usually a...

Remember the Russian boyfriend? That was the sickest thing. Remember? Remember this? We did this story a couple years ago. His girlfriend, he forced her out on the balcony or whatever of his apartment. She's like in her pajamas

and locks the door. It was under zero degrees and left her out there and she died. I'm looking for a punchline. I can't even make that funny. Anyways, finally tonight on your sister's eyebrows connect in the middle. There are white niggers.

I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. In our RTR segment tonight, the mayor of Rhode Island's capital city is calling for a mural, reportedly backed by Elon Musk to be taken down. This is, to me, the whole problem with the, he encapsulates the white race, the self-hating white person, the reason race relations stink. He's spineless. I'm going to start smoking again. This guy is the reason.

as a Western society, we opened our gates to a society that's openly hostile to us. He just hates himself and the story explains. Go ahead. Itself. Providence Nightclub is taking heat for allowing a mural to be painted on their building that depicts a victim of a deadly stabbing in North Carolina. Conservative pundits including President Trump say the... Pause. Let's watch TV with Nick. conservative pundits, including President Trump, number one, he's not even close to a conservative.

He's a populist. The guy was pro-abortion before he came president. So that's number one. They do this, folks. They're openly hostile. That's the first mistake. Go ahead. 43-year-old Arena Zorotsky.

Pause. Arina Zorotsky. If that's a young black girl that was stabbed to death by a white, guy? You think they get the last name right? Matter of fact, would they start a thing, remember her name? Why do you remember her name, you fucking ballast faggot? Meaning the mayor and this jerk off or whoever wrote the copy. Arina Zaratzky. I'll ask the question again, if it was a fucking black girl and a white maniac stare up to death on camera, you'd still be talking about it. It would be the next eight years and it was Trump's

fault and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Can't even get it. Can't even get it. name right and that's done on purpose mislabel the president as a conservative let's see what else they got is due to Democrats being lenient on immigration cause the biggest mistake out of the whole thing he says the conservers upset

and blamed the Democrats of being lenient on immigration it had nothing to do with immigration it had to do with crime in blue cities specifically black suspects that's what it had to fucking do with. Nothing to do with immigration whoever wrote the copy

fucking knows that. And again, when I talk about protecting black, trans, this is what we're talking about. And it could never happen unless white guys like this mayor acquiesce to it and take part of it. Make no mistake about it. It's white people to blame

for this type of shit and where we are. And going to Islam. Yeah, come on over. Did you fucking just hear that? Call Trump a conservative. Doesn't even come close to pronounce it her last name. Goodness gracious.

And it's about a legal immigrant. Nobody said that. And you know that. Anyways, that's the mural. So they stopped. Can you imagine? Hmm. Can imagine if after the Floyd riots the next day after they painted that Floyd thing,

which are everywhere, that we just went over and threw paint all over it and said, fuck you. Because that's what this is. Let that settle in, folks. Can you imagine the reaction if we did that? And Floyd was a piece of shit. This girl was an innocent girl who came here to be safe, reading a book.

Again, teach your daughters to be aware of their surroundings. That's called journalism today. By the way, that's Rhode Island, which is to the left of Massachusetts. I don't mean physically, I mean politically. It's sickening. That's it. Is that it but a video? Pretty much.

Yeah. The mural located on the exterior of the dark. Lady, an LGBT plus club in downtown. Providence remains incomplete. So even the LGBT club was going to let it happen, but Mr. Noball's chicken shit afraid

of black people. The office of Mayor Brett Smiley, perfect name for a, look at this chuch. Look at this fucking Harry Potter looking douche. Brett Smiley told the news outlet, he wants the artwork taken down.

The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy. You don't believe that for a second. But the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like this across the country is divisive and does not represent Providence. Were you yelling that when they were painting George Floyd, a

fucking felon, a repeat felon and putting up statues in? Were you yelling that shit out, you fucking pussy? Oh, it makes me fucking sick. And you're the only one that'll ask him that. Nobody else is going to do it. It's true. Problem. You're a fucking problem. You fucking doctor.

I honking jam out of arcane spunk bubble I'm telling you Dallas right in the eye I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground I promise you not this time you fucking hypocrite

he said he continues to encourage our community to support local artists whose work brings us closer together rather than divides us you know like put up a picture of a felon

you know I mean a guy who actually held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach and he did porn for a while you know I mean paint that guy, bring us together. Your mother's box.

Anyways, that's all I got is his mother's box. Artist Ian Goddrow, who began the work last week, told the news outlet that he never intended for the tribute to be political. Well, then wake up, dude. You know the world you're living in. Upon learning of a project to memorialize

Zerudska, Musk said he would donate a million dollars in September of 2025. Zorozka, a 23-0 refugee who fled her country after the Russian invasion, was brutally stabbed to death in an unprovoked attack while riding the Lynx Blue Line rail in Charlotte, North Carolina, which is a shithole now, the suspect of Carlos Brown Jr., 34, seen here at a Microsoft interview, is charged with violence against a railroad carrier. Why even put that in there?

And mass transportation system, that's a charge, resulting in death, which is a capital offense under federal law. Maybe that's why they did it. How about just murdering an innocent person? That's not enough. We're going to make it a federal you're going to manipulate that too. He's a piece of shit. Should have been shot on site. And you should be ashamed

to yourself, WJAR TV in Rhode Island. You're a fucking embarrassment. And so is the mayor. Unbelievable. That's the show. Wanted to end on a light note. The murder of a beautiful white woman for no reason. See you. See you.

Let's see you. Let's see. I know they break the wall. Goodbye, everybody. That's how we're... All in our register. I know they break the wall. I forgot about the big ending.

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