The Nick DiPaolo Show - Flood of Fake News | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1758

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about the Texas Floods, Intercepted Planes, Trump Vs. Mamdani, Bodega Cats and Natives on the Right Side! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing We ain't partners. We ain't brothers and we ain't friends. Take it easy. Folks, how are ya? Good to be back. Not really. Who wants to come back on vacation? Even though I like doing this, fuck this. I'm supposed to be rich by now on a yacht eating caviar with

P. Diddy. Lucky I didn't make it. I don't need my ass open like a ripe melon. Not today. How was your, what the hell was that? Oh, before I start yapping, welcome to the live lineup where you get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson, who comes on before me and sends me his people. Thank you, Andrew. Do I have to keep saying that? Enough already. And all the other

shows you just saw scroll by from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time right here on Rumble for free. Excuse me. That cigarette on the way to work. Today I'll be talking about obviously the horrible floods in Texas. Didn't that was a Stevie Ray Vonsong by the way, Texas flood. Another plane interception over Trump's golf course in Bedminster. That's not too sneaky. Excuse me. God damn it. And Trump calling out the Muslim who thinks he's going to be the next New York City mayor and knowing how stupid the people are that vote there. I'll never rule it out. And a whole bunch of other stuff that you'll, I'm sure you'll enjoy. How was your Fourth of July? Was it I? Dallas you went to

Riviera To Helen Helen. That's the mistress. He's since the baby. He can't get any sleep. He needs a place We understand now Helen is a place here in Georgia with beautiful Things alpine alpine town. Yes Yeah, a lot of you ever all that all that stuff and there's a did you go on the thing yet the rollercoaster? Yeah, thanks. I thought I was gonna die. I gotta be honest. I'm like, oh, this is this is cute. I Get on it and starts clinical and you're heading for trees if you ever If you know you're dead, you're gonna bounce off 11 trees and nobody's gonna care

anyways, um What did I do? I went to St. Augustine because it's the oldest city in America. It was here before America. And my wife's a history buff. It was her birthday Sunday. So we went down there on like Tuesday. She dragged me around. It was about 95 degrees on the sidewalks.

Made me get on one of those trolleys with other tourists. Oh, does that hurt? And you know, you jump off because she wanted, she had a yellow legal pad, I think two of them, almost filled with things that she wanted to see and check off her list. I go, you got cancer? Where are you going? We got time to do all this today.

And it was very funny. The guy driving the trolley, you know, it was like two cars. Like it's like an actual, and he had a, he was retired in New York, obviously that moved down to St. Augustine. He's got that like Brooklyn Queens accent. Over to you right there, that's a church, that's the oldest church in America. The Fontanyute. Right over there, the Fontanyute, Ponce de Lienio found the thing he had he had me crying wasn't even trying to be funny and then he would try to be funny and actually had some he goes the church over there you notice the tower

no bell in the tower yeah no bell it's the only one of these coasts I think or maybe in a country that doesn't have a bell and the guy who built it that's right he was nominated for a Nobel Prize and then he goes dead silent I was hoping to get more on that I'm in the back fucking belly laughing it was like open mic for him he goes I like he goes I laid him bed all night thinking of that one me my my wife says you know's getting excited, these things, these slave plays and shit and she's looking at the stuff he's pointing at and I'm going, is he going to make this turn?

Jesus Christ, this is, the streets are this wide because they were built in 1450 and he's going to bang her right here with a whole train behind it and he did it. I'm missing all the shit. Folks, I'm dead inside. Look, I like reading history. I'm not a nitwit. I he did it. I'm missing all the shit. Folks, I'm dead inside. Look, I like reading history. I'm not a nitwit. I can appreciate it. I love reading World War II, World War I stuff, Vietnam. But I just, I don't, you know, how was it, 14? First of all, I can't retain anything. Two seconds after they tell me it's gone, but it's fucking 98. I'm sweating through my shirt. We go into this

This little hut that slaves lived in I'm looking out of bed, and I'm like okay fucking yeah, it's old Reminds me my dorm room. What do you want me to say? Let's go over here to this one. We go in oh, there's the kitchen where they made corn with rocks and shit I'm just going I feel nothing. I'm just going to, I feel nothing. I'm dead inside. I appreciate that the structure is still standard. That's where it ends for me. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Jerk off in the fireplace? What am I supposed to do? And I understand people who love it. I understand that too. Because for a while I was reading about all the US presidents. And then you get to a certain age and you're like, I want a porn hub if I have to sign in on this one so you know it was very educational

but like I said by the time I get back to the friggin I'm like went to the beach me and you know we're not beach people anymore I get antsy after about 48 minutes beautiful beach st. Augustine went on forever a beautiful bit and then we go to st. Simon's Island Which is a beautiful filled with history again slaves and all that and I said to my wife Did you own slaves that I didn't know about before I met you didn't say it in your dating profile Obsessed with fucking slaves. I go I'll get you one for Christ's sake. They're about 11 bucks they're still watching them off down the street here in Savannah and She knows every building we went into she's telling me more than the person that's taking us around

Then you go in that you go into some places they hand you a little thing you hang around your neck and you can listen to the You know, there's 22 but you hit you go in at room four, you hit four and they tell you about it. My wife's on four, I'm on 14, just fucking bing bang bang. Naughty stick in my head and go, yeah, there's another fireplace. Okay, wow, they ate back then too, huh? And then I'm raising my hand, I go, where did they shit? The guy just looked at me. Never showed us the shitter.

But I was more amazed, like I said said watching the guy drive the trolley which is and then we go to yeah so we get the st. Simon which is awesome Fort Frederica that's like you know these are these forts that were built in there still standing you know the Spanish are coming in and oglethorpe Thorpe i always want to say ogletree because he brought the trees over oglethorpe um you know had this fort built and was protecting it because the spaniards were coming in the history of florida you know i didn't even know the whole united states was considered florida at some point kind of fucking education that i get unless this guy was making it up he did have a headdress on and a spear.

So, yeah, Oglethorpe built this, and it's still standing, that stuff I appreciated. And then we walked around with all the really fat people on Fourth of July, they're shoving hot dogs in their face. Yeah, exactly, holy shit, it's like an elephant show down here. And we get to go to our hotel at St. Simon, yeah, and we go. I open the door.

I go in, because this is what I do for a living my whole life. I walk in. The bed's unmade. There's trash on the desk, like chip bags and Coke cans. And so my wife, I said, we've got to go back to the front desk. She handles all that. I think she got it through points and rewards and all that shit but anyways so

they go go have a drink on us we'll try to figure this out two girls are trying to figure out for an hour finally you know they go oh we got your room you know we're supposed to get a king size with a balcony we found you a wine because they were sold out so I said they're gonna throw us in a tool shed and try to fucking me always being here anyways they go yeah we found you a king-size with a balcony so they give us the keys we drive over open go in two queen beds no balcony bugs flying around and after visiting the island and doing that shit, I said, let's wrap it up. I know it's your birthday, I'll get you a street hockey stick or some tobacco.

Anyhow, that was it. Sorry to bother you folks. Socks ripped off three, they beat up on the gnats so bad that the gnats fired their manager. And they looked like they, I can see why. I never saw a team so lackadaisical. that the Nats fired their manager and they looked like they I can see why I never I thought I never saw a team so lackadaisical and there were a couple balls hit to left field this guy was fucking jogging like he was playing softball in his 60s and and they just the Nats just looked horrible I mean

just the Sox pounded him and they fired everybody in whatever Sox are playing great right now that's about it then let's let's real Tribute right up front a guy. I don't know again sports related Boston related, but if you guys are hockey fans There was a guy named Lyndon Byers who played for the Bruins in The Jesus I should know is that in the late 80s probably early 90s. I can't remember I've met him a couple times because he went into radio he was a sidekick on WAAF in Boston and when I went to Boston to do comedy I had to promote my shows at this radio station and he was there in Forrester but he was a good hockey player when he wanted to be

but he was such a tough guy that everybody wanted a piece of him and I don't remember him losing too many fights at all very likeable you know I love these Canadian guys they come down and then he makes his home in the Boston suburb area works on Boston radio and it's great he's a place you know he was still kind of a big name because he's so likeable the hard beer drinking tough guys passed away at 61 a few days ago and it really bummed me out because he was really a seem like a good dude So I pulled the clip and this is this is only the set. This is the second minute of the fight I didn't show you the first two because I didn't want to spend four minutes on a hockey fight

But that's Rob Rae the guy the dark blue for the Buffalo Sabres who had 444 penalty minutes in one season and was a bad I mean this guy would fight and this is when you could have two three fights in a game and not get tossed out. And Rob Ray was at the top of the fighting. He was the top of it. But so was Linden Byers and they lined up next to each other. It's almost like a hidden rule. Okay, you think you're tough, so am I. So this is the last minute of this fight between them two. My boy Linden. I mean Rob Ray was a bastard too. Look at Linden he had a good uppercut. Boom right to the skull. Robert Ray not happy about this. Listen to the Boston crowd.

Lyndon Byers getting some good ones and Robert Ray is exhausted. He was a hero. Always had to, and when you're a tough guy on a team, it's like I said, it's almost a hidden rule. You got to take on the other guy. It's calmed down since then. But holy shit, rest in peace, Lyndon. But 61 years old. And then Michael Madsen at 67 Michael Madsen why yes somebody mentioned that to me who I loved as an actor always played the heavy guy sort of the Linden buyers of

movies you guys know him from Donnie Brasco he was like Sonny Black and always played the tough guys in Tarantino movies reservoir dogs you guys know who he is his sister was actually famous, too In a few movies, but anyways he Pat. How old was he Dallas? 67 67 again fucking young but here's a he's very intimidating once I always found him as a great tough guy and I get a little story about him, too I was working out when I lived in LA on Robertson at some gym and the parking lot,

the gym shared the parking lot with a couple of restaurants. Anyways, I'm going through the, walking through the parking lot and he's backing out in his SUV. And he was trying, I don't know why he was backing out. Oh, he might've been going forward, but he was trying to see if he had clearance. He was in a big like escalator shit.

So he's got his window down and I go, you're good. And this is the look he gives me. Just like the fucking movie look when he didn't like somebody. The Michael Madsen look. The Michael Madsen look. It scared me but I loved it. I almost thought he knew that's what I wanted from him.

It would be like seeing Stallone. like, you know, seeing Stallone. Yeah, it's like seeing Stallone and he sucker punches you. I thought I was helping him. I go, you're good, you got it like, sit. Like mind your business. So I'm glad you're dead. No. 61, seven?

Jesus Christ. That means I got four more years. Or if you go by Linden Byers, I should have been dead two years ago. I don't feel it too, because up here I'm still 14. It really is. So that was the extent of everything. Let's get on it. Let's get up.

We got to start. I wasn't going to do this because I do these stories before I go to bed and when I get up and the numbers always change on something and I don't mean to be this is not a pun it's fluid situation Texas flooding Stevie Ray Vaughan while this flooding down in tech time lapse photography shows how Texas River of death what's the name of the river Guadalupe River swelled 30 feet in 45 minutes's the name of the river? Guadalupe River. Swelled 30 feet in 45 minutes, claiming the lives of at least, it's over 100 now, they said today, including children. It was

like a girls camp for elementary school age girls, very popular in Texas. And of course, it sat right on this river. But watch this time-elapsed photography. Watch how quick this frigging thing rises. What? It was like 30 feet in seven minutes or something, insane! And you can only see treetops! One of the cars got washed away on that road, and the poor kids never had a chance, and the counselors, and not to mention, that's just a camp! Um, horrible.

You fucking whore. No. What the? No, no, no. One way to provide levity. No, folks, that was leave that in. Yeah, maybe he was yelling at the don't they name hurricanes? Yeah, well, this wasn't this is a flood

What I meant to say is when the water rises now, you scared me Hold yeah, that's a way to break up the level It's not horrible though. I mean absolutely feel for those people. Oh my god You're talking bunch of families one kid. I read about Here's my young father. He's got kids P puts his hand through a glass as the house is filling up, slices his arm almost off. He's bleeding out in front of his wife and kids and goes, I'm sorry, I don't think I'm gonna, and dies. These are the type of stories that are coming out, so it's always good to open with these. What do you want me to do? Just absolutely horrible. So 68 of the fatalities, including 28 children,

were in Kerr County in the early hours of the 4th of July when rapid rainfall caused the Guadalupe River to surge above the 30 feet its normal level and under an hour. Rescue teams are still frantically searching for 41 missing victims, and this was last night, including 11 girls who were at Camp Mystic at Christian Summer Camp along the river.

The terrifying footage from July 4th posted on X shows the floods rising from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. at an alarming rate as vehicles and locals in the background became trapped behind the river officials in Kerr County have since warned the area near Johnson Creek and the Guadalupe River could rise by a further two feet due to incoming rain and that was like today they said that as they announced a new wave of evacuations what in God's name now of course as they always do the idiot people were obsessed with politics I'm talking leftists and I'm not talking

just auntie for young kids in college it's it's it's if you lean that way I'm not talking just antifa young kids in college. It's, it's, it's, if you lean that way, I'm done. I'm done. I used to pretend to like and shit. I can't even, I don't even know what you're about anymore. But just to give you a little idea of how infected people can get with Trump, yeah. Pediatrician fired from vile posts suggesting Texas flood victims were Trump supporters who got what they voted for

Keyword pediatrician young woman pediatrician Okay, and by the way, the medical field is filled with people like this They're the ones who are for mutilating kids genitals are in the name of progress and you're just a fucking rube if you don't understand it and we are filled with a DEI shit like I said we may Trump it may have changed it from this point on but you got to go through all these generations of idiots but luckily if some of them talk out like she did a pediatrician has been fired over a vile post suggesting that the more than 80 killed in the horrific Texas

floods including dozens of kids were President Trump supporters who got what they voted for dr. Christina be props you fucking who yeah yeah that's it go home get my dinner ready that's what that was supposed to come dr. Christina props we get did I give you a picture? No? Did you look for one? No? I don't have that article. You haven't printed it out. Oh, well, that's true too, isn't it? Hey Nick, shut up. Dr. Christina B. proposed drew widespread scorn following the disparaging since deleted post under her old Facebook username, Christina. Get it, Christina? Listen to this. This is what she says, and I quote,

"'May all visitors, children, non-MAGA voters, "'and pets be safe and dry.'" She wrote an a-now viral post. "'It gets better,' she goes, and I quote, "'Kirk County MAGA voted to gut FEMA. "'They deny climate change. May they get what they voted for. Bless their hearts.

And by the way, a few people on from the south, bless their hearts means fuck you. I don't know if you know that. The Facebook post quickly went viral after a screenshot was shared by Libs of TikTok. Props employer, Bluefish Pediatrics. When I think of good doctors, I think of fish right off the bat.

The fuck is that? I got a toenail fungus. Well, call Dr. Mackerel. Get outta here. Bluefish Pediatrics initially said the employee had been suspended. Before announcing, the individual is no longer employed here.

They must've got a ton of... Excuse me. As we previously mentioned in our original statement, we strongly condemn the comments that were made in that post. That post does not reflect the value, standards, or missions of Bluefish Pediatrics Company. Really, you're not for kids dying? Glad you cleared that up for us.

Can you imagine being a grown woman educated enough to be a doctor and to be that brainwashed? Let that sink in She couldn't you think if she knew how you voted if you were Trump supporter and you brought her a kid there She was gonna give your kid the best of care or you or whatever and they're filled the the medical entry is filled with this shit black people who hate white people Any minority who hates white people again, thank you to the left Democrats media for turning this country into anyways, I Hope that fraud dies in a house fire tonight

And you also had the Houston city official who was black, black, black, young black girl, city official, young black girl, city official of the city of Houston. First of all, one of her quotes was, that camp was just for little white girls. And then what Dallas, you read further, what did she say? Yeah, and then somebody said in response to her getting let go, you know, freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from responsibility or consequences. Right. And then she goes, yeah, well, no, there's a little white cunts got washed away, whatever. It was this vile thing. White C word. She referred to the little white girls. That could have been reversed the races. Can imagine a white girl, a white city councilman, if there are any.

Houston's a good city. I'm headed there Saturday night, by the way. I like it as a comedy city, but I'm saying you can imagine what the school board looks like. Can you imagine a white woman on a city board referring to little black girls at a camp as black seas or or Hoza. Just let that sit in. That'll be front page and it will be again on CNN around the clock for the next. So it's very, very, it's easy for me now. Evil on left, good people on right. It's that fucking defining to me. Oh, Nick, stop. Shut it. Shut it? Yeah, sure. Can you imagine her saying that about little white girls who just died and And fathers and sons and people were washed away. It's insane. I I've heard of flash flooding before and again the left's trying to go And by the way trumps, this is why you love the trumpet

They're already out in front of it putting out all the statistics how many people are out in front of it, putting out all the statistics, how many people are employed in that area, what they do when it happens, and you know, they're laying, they're getting ahead of it, because it has nothing to do with him gutting FEMA, because that's not what he did. But that's what the left does. Grab something like that, and again, something very negative and attach it to Trump. And you shitheads who watch CNN, not you guys, MSNBC, what do you think?

Rachel Maddow said so. Eh. We are so sick of it. I am so beyond that, man. I'm this close to not talking politics anymore, folks. I am so fucking beyond pointing out the double and triple standards. It's like talking to a corpse so let's move on to

something else let's do something on an embryonic cancer I what and speaking of Trump greatest president ever in plain sight I've used that one a few times hey what do you want for me make a minimum wage over here oh US Air Force fighter jets intercepted yet another aircraft in restricted airspace near President Trump's New Jersey Golf Club on Sunday oh my Ilan Omar is behind the wheel of a f-16 then took a dive the The 11th dangerous incursion of the weekend? What the hell is going on out here? 11th incursion of the weekend, 4th of July weekend over Trump's...

That sounds like somebody is casing the joint is what it sounds like. And here's what I don't like. Why do we not hear more about this story? Okay, you guys escorted them. Did you escort them right to the ground, find out who they were? Find them, I don't know, 50 grand, something that would really hurt, more than that, because they own a little plane. Did you do that? Threaten jail time? Are they going to get punished? are you going to follow up on this fucking story? Why should they have their license ever again take it away from them? Because when you don't do that There's no deterrent hey, let's do it again billy did it get no trouble so at what point you know Somebody's casing the joint like I said

you know somebody's casing the joint like I said I'm not even getting to the story about the best story the weekend the Palestinian Authority they used to be Arafat and you know who refused to acknowledge it a Jewish state whatever they're acknowledging it now they're sitting down with the Jews can you imagine if Obama fucking did that you wouldn't hear about any of this you wouldn't heard about the flood whether it works out or not Trump's hands down Nobel Prize Peace Prize but not in our world but you believe that shit they're talking about it anyways back to this Air Force fighters jets intercepted another aircraft Encouraged at Donald Trump's Bedminster Gulf the small private aircraft were all directed away from Trump National Golf Club

With the most recent incident happening Sunday morning according to the Air Force some of the planes were met by f-16 Fighter jets operated by the North American Aerospace Defense Command that would be NORAD and forced out of the, NORAD owns that light tower in Long Island that sticks out, that used to be NORAD, I don't know if it still is. I went up in that buck or I peed off the side, nobody, anyways NORAD and the FAA aimed to keep the skies over America safe with a close attention paid to areas with temporary flight restrictions to ensure flight safety, national security. If that's true, Mr. whatever, General, whatever, how did they get there in the first place? What do you do? I mean, you're late, you're reacting. You're supposed to be proactive. Shouldn't

you be circling after the first one? That's what I don't understand. Somebody talk to me. And the security of the president, General Gregory Gillott of NORAD said, so he's going to find out what the hell happened. I would too. And I would say to your buddies, what are you doing? Trump's trying to make an eagle out of the bunker and he's got mandami the guy running from do you know any Dallas you in the military shouldn't that be right you would think that that would be a proactive thing and that it's not even

possible to get close to it many layers of and degrees of security leading up to it. And meanwhile, I don't know if this is the same place that we had the guy that stuck his gun through the fence when Trump was on the golf. Remember, I don't know if it's the same golf club. He owns a lot. But yes, as far as airspace, I would think is an alarm that goes off. I mean, so and they said 11 incursions and again I want to know what happened to these douchebags or I'm gonna try it. I won't do Trump's golf course. I'll go over Hakeem Jeffries cousin's house in the ghetto, drop a bunch of pamphlets saying there's a rap concert in Detroit. What? I don't know what that meant. Just trying to get it going here folks. It's Monday. Hey boys and girls, this

weekend the Charming Bastard Tour is in full flight as I head to Saturday night to Hyenas in Dallas, Texas and then the next night, this Sunday night, I'll be at the secret Jesus right the secret group in Houston on the 13th. So that's this weekend coming. I can't believe it Hope to see you guys there. I don't know I'll put you know, I don't know what to expect As far as the flooding and stuff some of it was near used it was it not I don't know what to expect as far as the flooding and stuff. Some of it was near Houston, was it not? I don't know, not really. It's all in Hill Country.

Oh, it was Hill Country? Well, there's a hill in Houston. I used to run up it. Anyways, so I'll hopefully I'll see you there this Saturday night in Hyenas in Dallas. And again, the secret group, group? I looked at the website, it looks like a cool little club, but it looks like a secretive club.

It's on a corner. Anyways, I hope I get out of there alive. You know what I'm saying? Also boys and girls, if you want to support this show, go to nickdip.com and go to the merchandise pages, hats, baseball caps, mugs, brassieres, again we have the you know what the poo poo cushion, Nick DePaul poo poo cushion, and the Dallas Burgess bowling pin on the left. Anyways buy something it would be nice. Let's move on. Yeah Michael Madsen and Lyndon Byers and they usually come in three so let's hope Rosie O'Donnell goes babababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab abab expected from going yeah, I hope all those little girls at that and then a black woman

Educated enough to be on the city council, which means nothing Anymore you have to be an actual moron and she was young though. Just a hate-filled black Whitey hated to the core and you're not gonna hear about it and Page, you know, I wonder even it's even in the New York Times probably not but um again Dallas I could kiss you on the lips cuz coming in here today I go I wonder if he took the time to pull any of those funny clips that I dude Not only did you pull one? You waited for the fastball down the middle you hit that about 446 feet

That's what that deserves right? Oh my god By the way the Red Sox have this skinny guy who's a gold glover already he will be be. Center fielder Saddam Raffaella. Didn't hit for the first two months of the season, but he used to swing at anything, foot over his head, foot in the dirt. He fixed that this month and he's already, he's a skinny little, he hit one 440 this weekend and hit three. I don't know. He's good He's in double digits for home and I and Trevor story went nuts this month Seven home is 28 RBI's and hitting 324 for the month of June Anyways, I don't I keep telling you that I'm just I'm warning you guys They're not gonna win anything maybe this year or whatever the fuck but when this team gels I'm telling you it's gonna be like the if you can keep them, you know how it is

But when this team gels I'm telling you it's gonna be like the if you can keep them, you know It is Kip we've already forgot about since dev is left the socks have won like eight out of eleven or some shit So anyways, whatever. I know you don't care. I shouldn't either. I'm 106 Let's move on Trump says try me President Trump has escalated his attacks. I love how they use the word attacks President Trump has escalated his attacks. I love how they use the word attacks. Anytime a right-winger or a conservative Republican says something, it's an attack. It's an attack on a politician, it's an attack on Obama,

it's an attack on the media. Never the other way around, never. And this is in the so-called right-wing New York Post. Donald Trump has escalated his attacks on New York City's Democratic mayoral nominee Zoran Mamdani. The fact that this guy has any traction at all in a city that was at the center of ground zero with this fucking Muslim is beyond well Nick not all I don't give a fuck I don't want to hear it anymore they're not all I don't want to hear it anymore

he fucking hates this country, every bit as much as Ilhan Omar. Just they dug up some of his old things on Facebook and stuff, the shit he said. He tried to get into college saying he was black, by the way. And they didn't even buy it. It's another scumbag. Democratic, Zoran Mandami and now Mondami and New York Democrats

are responding. Trump threatened to arrest Mondami if as mayor he follows through on pledges not to assist federal officials enforcing immigration laws. I'm pretty sure Tom Homan made that clear and Trump made it clear. It was the first priority. If you try to get in in our way you're going to be arrested and he can do that we've already had this argument six times right so here's somebody asking Trump about what he said if moda mandami does this Zorhan mandami who is nomination speech said he will defy ice and will not allow ICE to arrest criminal aliens in New York City. Your message to communist Zorhan Mandami. Well then we'll have to arrest him. Look we don't need a communist in this country but if we have one I'm gonna be watching. Pause.

I don't know who asked that but it's gotta be somebody from Breitbart about communist I'll say it again you had Bill de Blasio he can't be any worse than that jerk-off at least this guy's Muslim and you know I mean and de Blasio was an Italian from Boston I think. Fucking jack-off. Remember that clip we used to show de Blasio was walking down the sidewalk and some guy came up to him you know like he was a fan of him. And he goes, how you doing, how you doing, Mayor? And he goes, good, how you doing?

He goes, not too good, you fucking jerk off. He keeps walking. You fucking piece of shit. Even even De Blasio was smirking. Oh, God, it was a refreshing. I watched like one. Okay, God, it was refreshing. I watched like one. OK, Mr. Trump, sorry. Over and very carefully on behalf of the nation,

we send him money. We send him all the things that he needs to run a government. Talking about Mondami. Yeah, so Trump's saying, yeah, well, you know. I can't wait for this. I can't wait for this election. Don't you kind of want him to get in there? Just to prove how stupid left-wing cities are?

And you know my theory on it, maybe most people wouldn't agree with me. I think all those elections are thrown anyways. They're rigged. And I think, like I said, the globalists, the George Searses of the world back these people. So they're almost appointed. They're not really voted.

I lived in New York long enough to know what real New Yorkers they're not that stupid you know especially after 9 9 11 anyways Trump also said a lot of people are saying he's here illegally which of course in the post which is false I think this was the post I might be wrong might be New York Times mom Damiami is a naturalized U.S. citizen born in Uganda. Well, that doesn't change the fact that he hates his fucking place. Uganda, ugh. Who immigrated to the United States. I had a condo over there.

Taxes are brutal. With parents, film director. His mother, Mira Nair, named after a pretty ironic Arab Muslim woman named after something you take hair off a woman's legs with. Mira Nair. And Columbia University professor, Mahmoud Mamdani. Let me sign up for his class. American history, his way.

Okay, that's his parents. Those people. That's what I hear when I see them. As Colin Quinn says, the best of female circumcision. I'm Casey Kasem. Next up, a Muslim girl who had the balls to walk down the street without a mail.

Her father writes, I'll mutilate your clip with a clam knife. That's gross. I don't give a fuck. Mondami, a state assembly member who won the nomination for mayor on progressive platform responded on social media that Trump is threatening him, despite the fact that not cooperating with ICE doesn't violate any law.

You better look up your, what are you Sharia? That's the law you know best, Spanky. The immigrant legal resource center, if anybody's thinking of, you know, fucking up a storefront window, by accident I mean. There's no federal legal obligation for state and local jurisdictions to use their resources to help with immigration. We'll see about that.

Trump just said, go ahead, try it, motherfucking, we'll arrest you. And they'll send Tom home with it. His statement don't just represent an attack on our democracy but an attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows. This is Mondami talking. If you speak up they will come for you. Mondami said I'm glad you understand the concept. Buck Stang. We will not accept this intimidation. You see what he does? not accept this intimidation you see what he does somehow Trump's the bad guy you saw Mondani I told you man that's Trump oh my god I love that story I love

that story it's love that story. It's always good to drink a lot of coffee when it's 106 out, isn't it? I took a dump, I think it was a week and a half ago. Dehydrated, I don't like water. I'm sick of Gatorade. I'm sick of Powerade. I'm never thirsty. Ask my wife if you see her. I can eat a whole pizza and not have anything to drink. It's very weird. But then, like I said, then when I go to have a bowel movement, it's like giving birth to triplets that weigh 11 pounds each. You know what I'm saying? Anyways, that's gross. Let's move on. Let's lighten it up a bit, shall we? Even my light stories end in death.

You noticed, Al? A headline, kind of shitty for the kitty. No it's not sexual. A beloved Manhattan bodega, a few people who don't know what a bodega is, it's a little corner grocery store in the city, they call it bodegas. Spanish for 14 dollar crackers. A beloved Manhattan bodega cat was horrific. And there's cats.

When I lived in New York, I loved it. You go into those bodegas, and there were always, not all of them, but a lot of them had a cat laying around, the owner's cat, just purring, sitting on top of the rack with the tic tacs, this pink asshole all over the bubble gum. That's gross. A beloved, oh, that was so funny, Dallas dropped his thing.

A beloved Manhattan bodega cat was horrifically mauled to death by, what do you think, folks? German shepherds, or you think maybe a poodle, or maybe a rabid, I don't know, terrier? What do you, no, two pit bulls, the ones that have been mauling things and people for years, yet they still are allowed. And don't give me this shit while it's how they're raised.

Shut the fuck up. You can treat it beautifully. It's still an animal. It's like these people that make friends with a bear and live with it, and then it bites their head off one day. No different with pit bulls. Okay? They only have 500 pounds per square inch of bite pressure. So keep them, let the kids play with them. How many stories have we done where kids have been killed, old people have been

killed on the streets. So two pit bulls last week, I wonder what color the people were who were walking them. I'm going Chinese. No, we all know that they put those in a crock pot. Death by two pit bulls as the dog's heartless female owner. So we have a female owner. Again, here's when I say racially we have true equality when you can go a black female owner. Just like you can point out, and they they do they use white all the time white color crime

uh... if you want to really stop all the racial shit and put the truth out there a black and i may be wrong i didn't see a picture on that's how sure i am that's how prejudiced i am that's how racist i am i'm gonna say black could be wrong uh... the dogs heartless female owners and pals. Oh they watched and cheered on as the pit bulls tore apart the cat I'm gonna rule out Latter-day Saints I'm gonna rule out. What are the ones at the airports the bald?

The Buddhist, those guys. I'm ruling out Jehovah's Witnesses, Irish, Polish, even Italian, Japanese. Tragic adorable tabby, Freddy, cat named Freddy, Was attacked around 9 p.m.. Look at this killed while people chaired justice for Freddy Around 9 p.m.. The people were sharing that had the dog Friday outside Michelle flowers where he lived in Washington Heights That's upper Manhattan a lot of Dominicans up there, so maybe I'm wrong The pitbulls owner and pals then smoked, maybe is a Dominican, smoked, danced and ate food while taking photos and mimicking the grisly scene of the cap being shredded apart. I didn't say that, don't know yet.

I don't know that. But you people that walk around with your pitbulls you know it's just so obvious she's just an insecure and I know there's people young with the TV right now I don't give a fuck there's a million other dogs you could get okay someone deliberately set dogs on a defenseless cat while people watched and cheered said Dan Ramada of Bodega Cats of New York. Calling the incident pure evil. Which one's here? Oh Dan must be on the left. I don't know anymore. Look at that girl over there. She's actually got a dead cat

pelt on her hat. How dare she show her face. Look at that. But look at the smut. Do they look upset? While the store was closed and its owners were home during the attack local residents who saw the gruesome event alerted a local feeder with cat collective Which in turn informed the flower shop bodega owners who had rescued Freddy in 2020. So they rescue this poor cat Only to have it taunt to shreds and the cats like thanks for nothing The store owner collapsed in tears when rescuers broke the nose to him. Well, he sure wasn't like my dad.

My dad would have been, that's fucking horrible, Jesus Christ. Hey, what time are the socks on? It was like Bill Belichick in a press conference. Coach, we just found out your wife was killed on Route 128 along with your two daughters. We're on to Buffalo. No, Dad was softy as he got older. We had a rabbit, not I, it was my grandparent. I don't know.

My dad would take care of the rabbit It was my niece's rabbit. He got very attached to it And then he took an axe to it one day No Dallas get all quiet Jesus Now I understand your personality Nick Meanwhile volunteers took the poor Freddy's remains in a garbage bag

Well that shows a little of to a vet and spend about four hundred dollars in the cat's cremation. Now you're going a little too far for me, alright? I'm bringing it home with a gallon of Sanoco SU-2000, Bic lighter. Hey, we buried our dog in our garden actually. Boy, the squash never tasted better. Just kind of gamey. Hey, why does this get fur in the squash? The rescue is now seeking to identify the dog's owner. I would check out the nearest black radio station or Dominican. And to warn others of the attack, cat collectives are offering $200 reward for the names of the bystanders too.

Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? We'll find out right now, okay? Um, so that was horrible. Bodega, Freddie. Might want to get a dog. Remember that story did this black kid came in, his girlfriend got an argument and went out and got her boyfriend he came in course he was like on parole a shit with a wife beat her on and he started giving this old Latino guy bodega owned a bunch of shit went behind the counter and punched him and the Latino guy shot the guy remember how horrible that was I don't not saying and again folks I know this criminal of all races but when it involves pitbulls people cheering and it mentions Washington Heights you know

at some point you have to do a little deductive reasoning and logic and yes come to that conclusion as much as it hurts people's feelings and if you're wrong who did you hurt? Is their life ruined? That's why I always say, oh somebody said it was a black guy and it turned out to be white, oh no. How's that black person gonna survive? Oh the Korean lady, you call her Japanese. Oh, Jesus. Is she in the hospital? Suck it. Let's move on, shall we? Uh-oh.

Oh, my goodness. In our Libs Eating Libs tonight, a Native American group that opposes efforts to erase Native history from our society. I'll repeat that. This is where you got to listen close. They're on our side with this. What do you mean our side, Nick? The ones who sold the Manhattan? Us. They're against people who are trying to erase Native history from our society. They've joined the effort to stop New York schools. Boy, New York, LA, will you get together and get a room, please? Can we just cut out the middle of the country, move it, I don't know, move it down here, let them come together, let their ignorance run wild.

The effort to stop New York schools from dumping native logos and images. The Native American Guardians Association, that would be Naga folks, Naga, they are Naga rich. What up Naga? Is taking its message to the courts after filing a preliminary injunction against the state board of regents. Do you got that? So it's a Native American group run by Native Americans standing up against a stupid board of regents in New York City to stop the left-wing campaign to eliminate Native American imagery. That's how ignorant they are, by the way.

The Libs and the lefties. There's Robert Parrish after the Celtics won chief, they call him. That's how ignorant they are in their virtue signaling. Goes around 360 to the point where you don't know. We know that they're really racist. We know that. But under the guise of not being racist, they're actually

helping make our argument. They're actually being racist by eliminating shit like this thinking it's hurting Native American families uh... Native American people but don't you think when the native and again I know not all Native Americans might agree with that this group alls I need is one to go you know what that's not racist that's enough for me

I know that's not how the world works but anyways uh... it violates the First Amendment, said attorney for the Native American group, Chap Peterson. I thought I was going to hear sitting bull, red eagle. No, Chap Peterson said that. Chap, were you a Blackfoot? No, no, no, we were Fugawi.

Chap Peterson, according to the New York Post, he says, and this is the lawyer speaking on behalf of Native American group, you're banning words, you're banning phrases, you're banning ideas. Exactly, it's completely against both the spirit and the letter of the First Amendment, he added. Peterson also noted that the board is bound by the Constitution, something that they wipe their ass

with every day, New York City. The organization is also accusing the Empire State of violating the 14th Amendment's Equal Protection Clause due to racial classification. And that's all we do. That's all the left does. They're the ones who said, we have to have a colorblind society.

We have to have a colorblind, listen to MLK, and they do just the fucking opposite. They divide us up in a million pieces and pit us against them. They are so obsessed with color and race. The state has ruled a ban on native images in schools and has warned schools that they risk losing state education funding. Do you get that, folks?

The regents are telling the schools, if you don't get rid of these Indian logos and shit, you're gonna lose state education funding. If they don't begin eliminating logos and mascots. Fuck you and fuck you. Who's next? The same group has petitioned the NFL and the Washington commanders. That name makes me sick to my stomach every time I say it.

The commanders. It almost makes me sick as the Cleveland Guardians. Oh, those are beautiful names. Why don't you just call them the DMVs? John's Hospital. Oh, the Commanders. What was cooler than that logo? You guys that grew up at my age, you must have been fucking nuts. It's like having the Bruins have to take away the spoke to be,

because people are offended that love hubcaps. I don't know. Washington commanded to reinstate the names, the team's name as the Redskins, and to revive its decade old Native American logos and masks. We've talked about this before. Do you really think when they chose that name, they were doing it out of disrespect? Fighting warriors. You know what I mean?

Again, the left, right? No context. That's how they work. No context. Must be racist. Red skin, you can't say that. Yeah, but in this context, no, you can't. It's like you're telling your white guy,

telling him what this black guy said, and if you say it, it's insane. It's insane, and you're insane, and I wish you'd watch this show so I could reach through the screen and choke your sister. Naga has also criticized the Kansas City Chiefs. Anybody else for reevaluating the commitment to their legacy? Native American history is American history. Naga Executive Director Tony Henson said in 20,

what happened to Chappie? This effort to divide us comes from the hate America Marxist crowd that wants to tear down tradition, rebuild the United States in their own image. And they are absolutely, I love the old cartoons that people today consider racist and shit. Oh, I watch them on a loop. People like White Noise. I watch these. Oh.

Anyways, there are some funny ones. I bumped into one that I found here. Check this one. This one made me laugh. You be half breed. That's it. Heap corny gag. Dallas had to explain that to me instead of cheap corny gag. Right? I didn't even notice when they said half breed. I didn't even notice when I sent you this

that it was half Indian. As you can see, I pay attention. And any time we talk about Native Americans and injustice and when it causes any kind of controversy it's always an excuse to show me on the greatest TV show ever even though it was quicker than a subliminal message and if you add up all my acting roles in 38 years you add it all together we added up 14 seconds speaking to you. know but for you if a young guy for the new people on on what do we call rumble for the new

people on rumble who aren't familiar with I you know I did a little bit acting fourth of July a movie called the fourth of July Louis CK selling it on his website right now for seven bucks he co he co-wrote it with my buddy Joe list and directed it and I'm in that playing a bully. Anyways, here I am on the Sopranos telling, telling, oh my God, come, I was gonna say Stevie Van Zant, that's his real name. Silvio, tell me, I have a little,

when I got this script, I read it, and I've said this before, I was, oh my God, I have a little exchange, and Silvio says to me, I'll remember this, Joey, and I'm like, oh my God, I have a little exchange and Silvio says to me I'll remember this Joey and I'm like, oh my god, I'm coming back for another part never heard from him Shoot Texas. We will make a rest. The fuck is this, Joey? They get a permit, Phil. Everybody, come on, let's go. Everybody. I'll remember this, Joe. No, you won't.

You never call me back, motherfucker. You didn't remember. I've told them that. I'm not going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again.

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I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it't. You never call me back, motherfucker. You didn't remember. I've told the story before. If you guys bear with me that have heard it, but you new guys, new people at the show, that was shot in like January in Columbus Park in Newark, New Jersey. Had to be there like seven in the morning. I'm in a cop suit.

It was about 11 degrees out. I'm not shitting you and usually there's always somebody standing next to you when you're on a set of something and they want to make sure that you're not wandering off somewhere not with the Sopranos I see my scene coming up so I go up to the director Tim Van Patten I go Tim do you want me to just fight my way, kind of time it? Or he goes, yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, do that. That's what he said.

And that's why I, first of all, you know it's my favorite thing of all time. But they were so loose and trusted the actors and shit. And that's what I did. They yelled fucking action. I fought my way through. We did that in like one take, one or two takes. And they were really pushing those fuckers. was ready to fucking unload but I was too old anyways I was on the greatest show in the history of television that's it for

today I wanted to show you that because again we have new viewers I'm guessing the numbers say that that is it again at that. Something I have to say here. Is it in there? Yeah, just that. Oh, it's off. Anyways, what am I supposed to say? 6 PM. Huh? 6 PM. Is it in there or no? It's after the other storage may be. 6 PM tomorrow, Eastern Time, folks. Again, it starts 9. and goes to 6 p.m. I'm

pulling up the rear I believe right great lineup are you talking Tim Pool and that guy bench who has a huge following Steven Crowder show is massive all these are great shows and I really is you get to laugh and learn a lot and Russell Brand and Don Jr. was in there. I don't know if he's still in there. Anyways, rumble alive is what it is. That's it. You guys think that I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good rest of the day, folks. Hi. Good good night everybody. And everybody's happy now, the good things here to stay

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