The Nick DiPaolo Show - Former Lawmaker Busted With Child Porn | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1817

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about a trans former lawmaker's disgusting child abuse, a small plane crash that killed two Florida residents, and what a real American Mayor looks like and much more! Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with the code NICKDIP at https://gobioma.com/nickpaolo Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/ 

The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. Hi. Welcome to Spoons and Things. I'm your host, Kevin Berkeley, along with my sidekick, Wet Willie Wonker. Good to be with you. Wet Willie Wonker.

Wasn't that a porn? Let me tell you about porn. Before I do it, I'll do the formal introduction. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. Louder with Crowder. And speaking of that fella, I will be on a show tomorrow morning and Thursday morning in Texas with him live in his studio. Always a lot of fun. He's got a sketch lined up for me.

Something I'm up. Me being an angry... I would even say. Lotto with Crowder and all these other great shows, you get for free. If you want to watch it all ad-free, sign up for Rumble premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. You can actually order from Arby's on it. No, it's a joke, folks. Today I'm going to be talking about a transformer or a lawmaker's disguise. A transformer? Is that what you?

That's Jason. Jason's adding some comedy to the intros. A transformer. It's a movie, right? Yeah, it's a former lawmaker transitioning and how he likes to touch children. So also, we get footage of a small plane crash in Florida. It's a tragic thing. But the fact that today, when things go down,

There's always a camera there, including my wife. Listen. What? Honey, you know, I'm kidding. Tony about that. I'm kidding. I was kidding, Alvey. I was kidding.

Truce. A small plant garage that killed a couple of Muppets in the pool. And what a real American mayor looks like. You know how we have these fucking faggony mayors? Like the one in Minneapolis who gave a speech in Somali. yesterday. I mean, could you just say you hate this country anymore? And then we, you know, back in the day you had de Blasio and now you, you know, fucking tampon Tim. He's a governor, not even a mayor, he's a governor. All these girly politicians. Remember Adam Kinzinger

cries every time he's spoken, all these fruit cups. But we're going to revisit the past. And you guys, when I show you this, you're going to go, oh yeah, Nick talks about this guy. He's actually, He's actually on some of these sound drops that I play that you guys like. Nice Italian failure from the East Coast who was a cop for years. And then became mayor. And let me tell you something.

If it was a different time, if he did the shit he was doing back then today, being a Turkish prison for the next thousand years, you crumb creep. So what the fuck else before I get going? I'm glad you guys. I appreciate the feet. feedback yesterday about the tone of the show.

I'm just trying to... I still read the nose. Don't get me wrong. Because like when I go to Crowder, I got to know what's going on. And, you know, I'm going to do that anyway. But I just... This is... I actually have fun doing this. And it wasn't getting fun anymore. Because the stories all have the same

theme running through them. People on the right, traditionalists, normal. Left, fucking lost. Crazy insanity. Hateful. Fucks, since they were the day they were born the day. The day they were born on the, I can't even. Hello?

Hello. Hi. Yeah, what is that? It's the ambient talking. Yeah, oh, it is. Took a couple Ambien last night. Why? Because the night before I didn't,

the key for me is to not bring that phone in the fucking room. And I'm not even looking at shit. That's worth looking at. I'm watching bus crashes in South Paulo and people being gunned down at a barbershop in New Mexico, not New Mexico, actual Mexico. You know, that's the shit. I'm like, it's fascinating. Road rage incidents, people actually, then I go to, you know, Russia always has cameras.

A guy's trying to pass a bus and here comes another bus. Just evaporates them like a deer. How do you, you know, and I go to, plus they say the lights, and I know for a fact, that's got to be true. The lighting, it squashes the melatonin in your brain, whatever that is. Cut to me, it's four in the morning. I'm doing handstands in my bedroom cartwheels. I look like I'm in a fucking ESPN high school gymnastics. Yeah, I'm just fucking wide awake.

So last night I was like, oh, took two. And watched the NFL. Six, I got right out of whatever, 15. What a horrible year I'm having. And it makes it worse because my brother, he's kicking some ass. I hope he wins the fucker. But I looked, I'm looking at the pool. And I'm not shitting you.

Everybody I was related to. And there's about 14 people in this pool I'm related to. Everybody did better than me. Newborn babies, retarded cousins. But I looked. My mom was in there somewhere above me. My brother-in-law, my sister, Donna, two of my nieces, my nephew Anthony.

Let's put it this way. There's 106 people. I was like 95th. Reminds me at college. How can you in that lead? Do you understand? How can you? And I'm not, this is what I'm doing this time.

I follow the league. But you're silly if you think you know what you're doing. Although I guess there's AI models now that you can say, you know, and I'm wondering who's using those and if they can help. But even that, it doesn't matter. So what I'm doing this time, Literally, I'm writing down the names of all the teams and crumpling them up and putting them in a paper bag and I'm reaching it. I used to gamble for real on football, like with real money, but that's when I had no money.

So it made it even more excited. You know, when you net worth is $1,400 and you had a $2,500 bet on the Patriot? And, boy, you're like, can you cry in the car on the way home? I don't want to get this money. My cousin, my cousin, my buddy Al. Barbara. He used to take action, as they say. He took a little action back in the day.

And this is living in my same apartment building in Malden, Massachusetts. First of all, he loved to gamble himself because his dad was a gambler and shit. And I remember I had already moved out of the building. He was still there.

I hadn't seen him about a year. I was in the area. I go back to visit him. I knock on the door, same building. I go in. It's a Tuesday night. And I've already told this. So for you people, bear with me that I already heard it. It's a Tuesday night. A Tuesday night.

Come on in. He's in a fucking right away. He's in a wife beater and his underwear. And there's no furniture in the apartment. And he sits down against the wall. He's sitting against a wall because he's nothing to sit on. The TV's there. And it's the Hartford Whalers in the Bruins.

And I go, what are you doing? I get five dimes on Hartford. He was unemployed at this point. He used to do this with his hair. He would twirl his hair when he was nervous. He had no furniture. And he had, right before that, months before that, or maybe the previous year, when the Patriots went to the Super Bowl,

the Patriots covered the spread the first three or four games. So he jumped on him for the rest of the year. And wouldn't you know they covered like eight week, 10 weeks? He won 140 grand in cash. This is like a year or two prior. He brings me in his bedroom. There's the fucking money. Stacked.

It was like a movie. I don't see him for about six months. I go, what do you do with all that money? He goes, I lost all of it back except for I paid two months rent and I bought a used car for $1,200. Said it? Like it didn't even fucking didn't phase him. He got to be in the action. Yeah, okay.

I think I'll be. boring. I was working for you know those commercials you guys see late at night? Do you have a great invention? I worked one of those companies. Boy, do I get stories there. And the boss was a woman, and I loved her. Suzanne, I shouldn't say her, Suzanne Kay, let's call her,

but she was Albanian. So she was balls to the fucking walls. Loved her. She was a bubbly, you know, heavyset chick, who know how, to make fucking money. And we would sit there and go on, yes, I did get your package. Who would send out packages? If you have a nice idea, you fill it in. And we would do research on the idea if we liked it. And that research it cost you six, 700 bucks. You know, we sent it to our research lab, which is the men's room three feet down the hall. And they said, you cannot,

excuse me, you cannot make promises. That's called pitching hot. You can't pitch hot. In other words, We guarantee you this will make $20,000. We were told that. Do not fucking, and every once in while they would listen in to see if you were doing that or not. This is the funniest thing ever. So I was sort of new and two other guys would know, and they said, we want you to listen in on Jerry D'Amico. Jerry D'Amico, an old Italian guy.

He made, listen to how he made money, selling timeshares and a rober with Joey LaMotta in real life. Can I make that up? So we're listening it in. nobody else is. The bosses aren't paying attention. Three guys are listening to Jerry. And he's like, yes. Change the voice totally. Oh, Mrs. Thompson, we got the idea. A, I mean, this is brilliant. It's, yeah, I know. It's hand cream and the bottle is shaped like a penis. Is that right? I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding you, Jason. This is what it was. He goes, let me tell you something. We did the research. I don't see, and I've been around a long time,

I don't see you doing any less than 30 to 40,000 units this year. All the three of us new guys are going. Don't wonder why he's bringing in 80, 90 grand a month. Pitching hot, our hair was on fire. He did everything but say I'll come there and fucking cut your lawn. Oh my God, we were laughing our ass off. Oh, no doubt about it. And then every once in a while, one of these fuckers would come in.

you know they'd be from another part of the country and go I want to see your operation I remember one of my guys did it I ran to my fucking boss who's the manager this guy Bill white I go Bill this guy wants to come in he's like no give me it give me the fucking starts talking to the guy I'm the senior executive come on in bubba blah blah meanwhile you know everybody else has to lock their doors the day the guy comes in because we have like nude mannequins and shit Nerfball fucking I hope I'm not fucking ruining some companies out there. Let's just put it this way.

It was a bit of a fly-by night. I think she changed the name of the company at least three times until I was there. So I go, I guess she just can't make she very finicky, I guess. No, have no idea why. Anyways, that was in my great jobs. God, I lived a fucking few feet away. Just down the street.

One more quick story. Just down the street. I still remember the sofa. Why do I remember the sofa? It was one of those sectionals that went on for about 100 yards, right, that wrapped around your living room. I saw an ad in the paper. That's right in the paper back then.

I had to go to, where was that guy living? I want to say Medford or Maldon, Mass. City guy, Italian guy. I bring my cousin Eric to help me load it, rented a truck. We're carrying it. Oh, God. This is one of the hottest I've ever left. Me and my cousin Eric are carrying it.

We get the Italian, as Italian as can be, right? Older, I say older. He's probably young than I was in. But he's got the wife beater on and shit, the heavy fucking Boston accent. Eric, grab that in. We're starting to go up the stairs. All of a sudden, a bunch of a Polaroid, if you guys are too young, know what that is.

Remember that you take a picture and have to develop? A bunch of Polaroids are falling out of the couch, right? I look down, it's the guy that I'm buying it from, with two hookers. of the hookers has a dildo at his. And he's like this. And then the other ones are from the stripper with her ass like this.

And he just looks, the guy goes, oh shit. My cousin had to put down the fucking put down the couch. It was fucking crying. There must have been ten of them. How do you not know there's like ten snaps of whores under you? So I look at that guy. I said, where do I get this thing

steam clean? Since you've left more DNA on it than the fucking I can't think of anything funny. Kappa Sanka. He guys scooping him up. Oh my God. Who was I going out at the time? They were afraid to sit on the couch.

I'm like, oh, for Christ. I said, I've been sleeping on it. I get crabs once. Get in there. Let's get to it, folks. Sick bastards is the headline. The country's first openly trans lawmaker directed his partner on how to abuse children

as young as three at a Massachusetts daycare before asking her if the evil pair would still go to heaven. What's this motherless fuck's name? Tell you in a minute. Twisted New Hampshire ex-politician Stacey Marie Lotton

looks like that porter woman there's a really ugly woman of the Democrats who a couple weeks ago that was footage of her yelling at her born Barry Lotton in other words that's a man transitioning oh much better much better

holy shit you're bangable now what the fuck how did we not look at this as mental illness from the beginning why did we ever there are some that look like women but that's that's a guy who's Barry Lotton on the right

and he turned into Stacey Marie Lotton I like that where do they pick the names too 41 years old pleaded guilty in the heinous case last week faces up to 30 years in prison on federal child pornography convictions after exchanging despicable images with his partner, 40-year-old Lindsay Groves, seen here on the left. That looks like every offensive guard at Michigan in the last 20 years.

They get the long hair, scary, the eyes close together. and sickening, listen to this. So biologically, well, I don't know. I'm sitting here with Jason, whose IQ's about 2.30. I'm trying to figure out when you have a couple like this, and this guy's a biological, but he wants to, he's now the trans women. That means he wants a straight guy. I don't even know.

You guys at home, my wife would go, that's definitely a woman on the left. You don't fucking know that anymore. I think it's a guy. I don't know. I couldn't figure out what the dynamic was. You could show this to Elon Musk, the smartest guy on the planet. He'd look at this for 20 minutes and go,

what the fuck am I a rocket scientist? I have no idea. Yeah, you are. I'm going to get out of here. Building spaceships. This is... Anybody? Ugh.

Anyways, the pair discuss in detail their perverted fanies as a lot in a former state legislature. Of course, Massachusetts. Egged on his partner to a, abuse the children in her care. Oh, are you calling?

We're referring to the guy for what he wants in her care. That's the other thing I hate when you do these articles. That much we know, that's a biological male. Yet they're actually, you know, appeasing him by wanting to be called a her and pronouns of twat and zone. Tward zone. I don't know what that means. Groves, on the left, the beauty, sent at least four explicit pictures of children

between the ages of three and five to Lawton. My blood pressure is going through the roof. All taken at the Creative Minds Day. Creative Minds Day Care, I don't like the name of that place. You go there, oh, they're going to let the kids, you know, do arts and crafts and shit. Meanwhile, they're talking about themselves.

What can we do that pink little four-year-old asshole? Sick, fucks. Creative Minds Daycare in Tingsboro, Mass, where she worked between, where he worked. I'm saying, May 2020. in June 2023. Wow, what a stint. In between lurid instructions

to his then partner on how to abuse the children, Lawton expressed his fears that the pair would be arrested for their heinous acts. Listen, this is a quote from him. Lots of parents don't like people touching their kids,

and it's against the law. Out of the Democrat ex-politician, who was previously forced to resign twice as a state representative with New Hampshire House over separate legal issues, not even to do with this. Does anybody go to jail for anything anymore?

In another text on June 14th, 2023, Lawton talked about wanting to become a church minister. Yeah, there you go. Because, you know, there's a ton of kids there, there's altar boys, all kinds of shit. I can fuck them, you can play the organ. And ask Groves if he will still go to heaven

despite his crimes. So this purve is worrying about Gona. He says, do you think God is okay with us being bad girls? He said, I think Donna Summer wrote a song about these guys. No, somebody did a fucking cover of her original one to this. Bad girl. Talking about sad girl. He said, according to the criminal complaint, adding,

Do you think we still have a place in heaven? What do you mean still? Let me tell you something. If you're not headed to hell, nobody is. Again, you know me, I don't know that that shit exists. I don't say it does, it doesn't. I don't know. I just pray on my deathbed. I'm fucking right about that one. But I'm guessing. I'm going to go out on a while, limb, folks. I'm no fucking ethics professor. But when you're corn and hole and finger-popping three-year-olds, yeah, I think you'll be

sitting next to Belzebus, whatever his fucking name is, do you think God would still be okay with me being a minister. It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Groves texted back. Yes, God, of course he did. Yes, God is okay with it. And we will still go to heaven.

And he thinks you'll be a great minister. This is the, that's the, that's the think of them mentally ill people. Oh God loves when you're poor kids in the ass. Oh, God. You know who might not like it though if we get caught? Yeah, the three black dudes in the day room

when you're trying to use the phone. They're in education. They're in church. They're everywhere. They're in your neighborhood. Dan Cook had a great joke about that. He saw some website that, you know, it showed where sex offenders

in your neighborhood are. So he put his, he was in some apartment. He put his and he was surrounded. He said, It was literally, they were orange dots. He goes, it was just a whole thing was orange. And mine was the only.

What in God's name? Anyways, not really funny, but it is funny. I mean, because the fact that people are trying to give those people and guys like that, the benefit of the doubt, and wanting us to go, you know, you have to call me she. Oh, don't worry, you'll be called she plenty of times in a wallpole state, but still open. Anyways, if you guys have been struggling with your weight, your energy, or your hormone levels,

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What happened? Sounds like the Dems when they got the results of the last election. Whoops, that's politics. I should have a buzzer. He should shock me every time. In our FLA segment tonight,

two people were killed after a small plane carrying supplies to Hurricane ravaged Jamaica. I must have got whacked. And people own all kinds of, right? People buy houses. That's got to be a pain.

I'm glad I never made money in life. Hurricane Ravids, Jamaica crashed in a residential neighborhood pond in Florida, early Monday morning officials said. The Coral Springs Police Department announced that two people tragically lost their lives during the crash, according to a press release. The plane was seen plummeting into the pond in Coral Springs, which is a suburb near Fort Lauderdale, harrowing a surveillance footage from a nearby home shows. That's the thing about our world today, man. And that's why I don't steal anymore, cars or hubcaps. You can't get away with shit. I mean, you steal a baby Ruth bar.

And the FBI will be kicking your door down. And you're like, how'd you find me? There's 11 cameras at the Bodega, you did. You've been on camera enough to get your goddamn sad card this year. Are you jotting down these things? Yeah. Okay. Let's take a look at this one.

And this is unbelievable footage, by the way. Keep your eye on the left hand. There you go. When I first saw that, honestly, I thought it was just a fat guy doing a cannibal that lived at that house. But then I went, no, that's a little too much spray. That's a small plane. Let's watch it again. On friggin' real.

Now, with my luck, if I lived there, I would go on one of those rafts with headphones on. And the propeller would have cut me in half. And wife would have been looking out of the window laughing our balls. Look at that. See, it clipped the ground. Somebody's in there. It doesn't look that because it hit water doesn't look that,

but you've got to remember how the speed and hope they had whatever, man. Usually the mentality, well, my dad is, dad, I used to say, I'd rather be in a small plane than a jet because you can find a place to land

everywhere. I go, yeah, but Jay Leno had a great joke. He goes, I was on this plane. It wasn't one of those big jets. was kind of a small. He got, that type of plan if it crashes,

you're only here about it on cable. Because back in the day, folks, you know, would only be NBC, ABC night. Anyways, that's, uh,

can we see it one more time? It's just, apparently water was freezing. Fire officials said that no victims were found during the initial rescue efforts. And, well, it's such a big area to cover.

Where the fuck are they? If they're not in that pond, Did you check the kitchen of the house? They have since transitioned to a recovery mission. It's not yet known how many people were aboard the plane, which was taking relief supplies to Jamaica. No good deed. After Hurricane Melissa, what a bitch she is,

slammed into the island nation two weeks ago. She was originally a category three. Then they found out she was on the rag that kicked it up to a fine. I'm on fire. they followed the debris trail to the water. We had divers that entered the water and tried to search for any victims and didn't find any. Coral Springs Parkland and whoever said that,

Chief Mike Moser. Moser added that no homes were damaged and much of the debris was scattered around the retention pond. A spokesperson for the city of Fort Lauderdale said that the plane took off from Fort Lauderdale Executive Airport. Shortly of the hour I've only flown out of there a thousand times. Jesus Christ.

10, 14 a.m. Authority said they responded to reports of the crash in Coral Springs just five minutes later. The plane manufactured by Beechcraft King Air typically seats anywhere from 7 to 12 people, according to the aircraft owners and pilots. So they say, hey, shun. Oh, that's a wheel. But I'm serious. Where are the people?

They've got to be in the plane. How do we know they might all be all right? jumped out with parachutes in Pittsburgh. We don't fucking know. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. What else did I want to say? Anybody see the game last night? Steelers, not Steelers.

Eagles Packers, two of the better teams in the league. It's a kind of game I like because I'm an old fellow. It was like 3-0 in the third quarter. It was zero-zero at halftime. And you think with those two, you got Sequoan Barclay, and you got love for their, you know, their quarterback and, you know, hurts.

The other guy, Bart Starr and Frank Tarkington, you think some point. Can you imagine somebody had the over in that game? That's always fun to watch. You're at a casino, unless it's you. Let's move on to fade to black. A wellness trend making the rounds on social media. It's weird because my wife does this.

Excuse me. She faded to black, a guy named Terrell. Making the rounds on social media promotes dark showering. Might be the name of my novel. Which is exactly what it sounds like, your daily bathing ritual just at night or with lights low. I say no, no, no, no, no, no. I say no for a lot of reasons. First of all, I don't like getting wet right before I'm going to go to bed.

It wakes me up. You understand? Maybe that's why my wife doesn't have sex. Look it, folks. Do you get what I'm saying? It's like these people that work out in the morning. So many people work out before they go to work. Well, you know what my opinion is?

You're not working out that hard. Because after I work, I'd be asleep at my desk at noontime. I don't know how you do it, Mark Wahlberg. But, yeah, no, no showering at night. By the way, I'm down to work. one shower week. I know you guys think I'm kidding. I'm a very clean guy.

I'll wash the undercarriage like at the sink. I don't want to get all undressed and shit. It's a pain in the ass. Just soak your balls out. Put some dawn. What do you call it? Dish soap.

Thank you. Yeah. Yes. Like my balls, they saved it from an oil spill. It cuts through the grease, the Italian grease. Then you give you an autopsy. Because that's where you're dirty down there. And then, you know, I'll go behind the ears a little bit.

I'm not going to get in the fucking shower. Me and the wife have contests. It's like Thursday. She's like, I haven't showered yet. I go, I haven't either. And I've worked out three times. And had diarrhea. I'll up you one.

Anyways, here's a little lady explaining about why it's good to take a shower in the dark. I thought only girls did that after they got raped. I'm that serious. Every movie, they're in the corner, there's blood going down the dry. Go ahead. I take my nightly showers in the dark because... The fastest way to slam melatonin to the pavement and eliminate it in your system is to look at bright light for, I hate to tell you this, even a few seconds.

Blue light, red light, purple light, green light, bright lights inhibit melatonin very acutely, and therefore you want to avoid it to take into the light to light. Plus, showering in the dark is to be asleep. Plus, showering in the dark is super relaxing, and no, I don't ever fall over. Wow, the bitch is funny, too. You'd fall over if I was in there. I'd have you in a fucking...

A Camorra. What? Naked broad and I'm going for an arm lock. Oh, my God. Light powerfully influences the brain, Dr. Daniel Amen. I'm not going to doctor name Amen. Although the guy that did my

colonoscopy last week, last name was Lord. That's right. I had the Lord looking on my ass. They found the shroud of Torren on my underwear. Good night, everybody. Said Dr. Daniel Aman's psychiatrist, brain imaging

specialist and founder of Amen clinics in California. And also a Dave, Larry David, impressionist. This is done through retino-hyphthalalamicamy track. A pathway that connects your

eyes to the brain's master body clock called the supra-chismatic nucleus. I had that at the cafe. Bright light and blue light tell the body to wake up by raising cortisol and lowering

melatonin. But when the lights go out, low or no light signals safety. Oh, Yeah. What neighborhood are you living in? The fucking sun goes down and lights go off. There's nothing safe about Detroit or fucking Atlanta. Where are you living, motherfucker?

Look at the fun bags on this bitch. Holy smokes. That's the doctor? Like you said, no wonder why he sleeps like a baby. I'd sleep like a baby too. I'd be fucking nursing all night. And begins the body's natural descent into rest and repair mode. Whatever.

I don't know nothing about that. I know it is true, though, because the phone, I knew that before they were saying it. When I put the phone down, I'm still seeing colors. It's like, yeah, that's good. Think of dim lighting as turning down the brain's threat radar. I've been telling girls on the sidewalk to do that for you. Less stimulation makes it easier for the logical part of your brain to take over again. For many people, that means feeling calm or clearer and more grounded.

I call those white liberal women. walking down a sidewalk in New York at 2 in the morning. I'm safe, I'm calm, I'm fine, there is no danger. When we reduce visual input, we reduce sensory load on the brain, aim and added. That means your brain gets fewer signals to process. So now you're Polish. So the part of the brain that handles fear and stress has less to react to.

Oh, come on. Start by dimming lights 60 to 90 minutes before bed. I did that. I broke two toes. on the fucking table, or use a soft amble or red light instead of overhead brightness. Let me make a trip to lamps only.

Jesus, I don't like anything that takes effort. In the shower, I don't get this line. Skip the screen? What does that mean? Is that a mistake in the article? Skip the screen. Yeah, I don't have any screens in my shower. Yeah, the lizards didn't like them.

turn off the light and add simple comforts like lavender or frankincense oil, a cool room, listen, I know how to make myself tired, and it involves oil. It's got nothing to do with a raccoon. What kind of oil did he say? A cool room temperature, 65 to 68. Let me tell you, if it's on 74, my wife's shivering. I'll put it down to 65 so she can lose a toe. to exposure.

It doesn't have to be long either. 15 to 20 minutes is enough. Look, I agree with most of this shit. Except for the showering at night part. I mean, women get in a tub, the candles, and, you know, read a book. If I fucking, you'd find me face down.

Like, I'd pull a Whitney Houston. The brain thrives on predictability. Dark sensory rituals are more passive and somatic. You're not doing something to calm the brain. you're creating an environment that allows the brain to downshift. I didn't know I was driving a stick on its own. Amen, says, that makes it perfect for anyone who feels too anxious to meditate. Well, count me in.

Let's move on to a real mayor. You know, we have a bunch of faggy mayors in this country of blue cities. And I was reading, you know, and I'm going, oh, my God, it's the mayors. It's the, you know who we need at this time? I'm going to show you the perfect mayor. He was the perfect mayor for his time because it was turbulent. And also he was a cop before, before he came mayor, and he was six foot two, two hundred fifty pounds,

had hands like Andre the Giant. And people either loved them or hated them. But I'm telling you, this country would be in great shape if every city had Frank Rizzo. He was the mayor of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, from 72 to 80. He was also a police commissioner as well at the same time. When he was Mayor Rizzo was a Democrat, but when he left office, Rizzo became a Republican in 1986.

He was a giant tree trunk of a man who stood six two, six, two and a half inches and weighed 250. His massive bulk was crammed into handmade suits, size 50 too long. He wore a size 11E shoe, which always were shined to a mirror finish. his graying hair was as sleek as a seals coat. Yeah, I wouldn't have, I would have went somewhere else at that. But anyways, here is some famous footage of, you know, everybody hates the press. Even back then, you've been rats your whole lives, only some guys didn't tolerate it. This is a nice taste of Frank Rizzle.

Like I said, have you heard his voice on some of my sound drop, so you're going to recognize some of this. But take it away, Frank. You were the symbol of law and order in Philadelphia, sir, for many years. People looked up to you and respected you. Look, creep, get out of here. How could you justify your actions at our cameras last Monday in front of your house? You're a creep. We're a member of the media.

We'd like to have an answer to our question. You're a creep. Why did you attack our cameras? Get it all. Don't miss any of it. You're a creep. Get away from me. Would you answer the question? You know, you hide behind that press card. I'm not hiding behind anything, sir. I just want to get some answers. I'll tell you what to do. There's a gang of you's here.

There's enough of you here. By myself. I'll take you physically. Well, I'm not asking you to take me physically. Well, sir, I'm on the public street. I should be authorized to be here. I'll break it over your head. Get away from me, you crumb. That's a challenge except.

I'll put my dog away, and I'll come back. And you've got one, two, three. And I'll do it along with you. It's in that back of that fence. Just the three of us, four of us, me and you. Pause. Can you see the guy from Minneapolis? What's his name, Fry?

doing this. Remember the guy that was out with, like, marching with Antifa during the George Floyd riots? Put that dog away. What is that? A Shih Tzu? By the way? I'll slap that hat off your head. Oh, I mean, really? Think about the testosterone that has been lost. Go ahead, Frank. Let him have it.

Kind of a man you are. You're less than a man. Okay? You're a crumb creep. Oh, no. And I wouldn't take that off a nobody. And there's three of you and I'm by myself. And when it's over, there'll be nothing to it. Win or lose, okay? But you don't have the courage. You're a real crumbum.

Put that on camera. You're a crumbum, the three of you. And I challenge you. You're a coward, you're a yellow sneak. And if you want to, now what I say, let's forget all the rules of this great country we live in. I will go back of that wall with the three of you, just me. There is a woman here. CREep coward.

You can't take, you don't, you won't stand up to him. I'm standing up. We're not here to fight. We're here to get some answers to some question. That's all. I want to fight you. Why is that? Because you're a crumb creep, lush, coward.

You don't even know me, Mayor. You are a lush, I can tell by looking at it. I was a cop all my life and I know a lush when I see one. And you're a lush. He was the best guy around. God bless, Frank. I was picturing Trump doing that to Adam Schiff.

You know? We don't have a Frank. I'm trying to think. We need some more Italians in the Senate. You're a crumbum. Oh, my God. Some of my favorites. A guy gave me a shirt that I have.

I wear around the house after one of my shows years ago. It's got him on it. I think it says you're a crumbum or a crumbum, whatever. It's so funny. That's Frank Rizzo. Wouldn't you love a guy like that? Wouldn't he love Trump? He sure and he.

Helwood. He was blustery, charming, and profane. Sort of like me. I'm not blustery. Oh, he's in a tux. Oh, I cut this out of the article. I don't know why. He came in to, they're taking a nightstick out of his cumberbunt. He went to some cops and he had a in case any shipbroker. An entertainer who could please a crowd with a story or joke, he could be menacing as when he ordered police officers to disrupt a peaceful rally of black high school students with billy clubs. Now that's the fucking type of shit I like. That's proactive. You don't wait for the fucking fight to break out at CBS.

You started. But he could be sentimental man who took his Irish terrier Casey to chemotherapy once a week for a year. And Frank sobbed when the dog died. That's like my dad. I've only seen my dad cry twice when he was alive. When we were on vacation and found out that his dad died, we were up in Maine. And near the end of his life, he didn't get, he hadn't have Alzheimer's yet. Right before that, though.

My sister lived next door with her. She had a couple of little daughters who had a rabbit. Of course, they wouldn't feed it. It was in a cage. My dad would take care of it every morning. And he would, it was like the highlight of his day. And he did that for years

because nobody was feeding but him and take care. And then it died. I saw him by crying. Little tear in there. And I went, oh, fuck me. So I wanted to get another rabbit. I couldn't. So I was like I found as a Puerto Rican girl.

And they're rabbits. Get away from me. You're a greasy crumb creep. the press called him and what's weird about that rabbit story my dad, Ray Romano told the same story about his dad in a book

or an interview on TV. I almost shit. Must be Italian thing, you know? Now, my father's probably, those are probably tears of joy because my grandmother didn't kill it and cook it because when he was growing up,

even when I was little, my grandmother would have rabbits. My friends would come over, they'd name them, and then come over and there was like a rabbit holocaust a month later. They were all in the,

Friza at this spot. The press called him the Cisco kid and the big Bambino. Police called him the general. His allies called him his honor, the mayor. His enemies called him Ratso Rizzo and others that

were not as kind. Ratso Rizzo. That's sort of, are you familiar with the movie? Midnight Cowboy. Dustin Hoffman plays a character Rico Ratso. He's like a homeless guy.

There has to be a connection there. That's that famous scene when they're crossing the street and the cab almost hit him. And he, Dustin Hoffman ad-libbed right in the scene. They were doing a scene on the New York Street and the cab pulled up and always hit him. And fucking Rico Ratso, Dustin Harmon, goes, I'm walking here. I'm walking here. And they left it in. It's fucking tremendous.

Here's some quotes. Here's some quotes. Remember, he's a politician and a mayor. from Frank Rizzo, obviously former quotes. I'm going to make Attila the Han look like a faggot after this election's over. He boasted during one election campaign. Why is that wrong to say?

And back then, nobody even blinked at it. The way to treat criminals is Espaco I'll Capo. He once said in Italian, translation, break their heads. That's how you know, I don't know Italian. I read it as Break Their Hats. on liberals, I don't know how these cuckoo birds get elected to office. Have they changed a bit the libs? People have been saying that since the fucking 50s.

That's a mayor. Look at his paw. It's like a black bear reaching out of your tent. Let's move on to all's well that ends well. Research has recently identified the bodies of Roman warriors found stacked in an ancient water well in Croatia. No wonder why it tasted shitty. a new study reveals.

The bodies were uncovered outside the city walls of Mercer, now modern-day Ozzyk in 2011. There's a couple of, I guess those are, those are Roman warriors? Are they sure? How do we know? They probably went to a, you know, I mean, that could be a German shepherd they found.

In a study published in October in Aplos 1, that's PLOS 1, researchers connected the corpses to the Battle of Mercer in 26 AD. I just, okay, you better explain how you did that. I'm going to fucking burn the story. The conflict was won by Emperor Galinas. Of course, this guy was undefeated. Look at the nose on him.

Did everybody can't look like that? They must have some shitty sculptures back then. Every guy looked like that, who defeated rebel commander in Junis. I have a book of, anyway, the battle was part of Rome. crisis of the third century, which was a little worse than the upset of the second century, and they were slightly rattled in the first century. Crisis of the third century when the empire nearly faced ruin due to civil wars and invasions. Is that ring a bell, Democrat? Fuck. Using radiocarbon dating. I met a couple of girls on radio carbon. Have you done it?

Oh my God, they're really old. Radio carbon day, it's a dating site for people over 90. It's fucking great. Visiting Angels brings them over. You've got a threesome. Using radio carbon dating and isotopic analysis, research is determined that the men were between 18 and 50 years old when they died. The soldiers suffered from various sword cuts, punctures, broken bones,

and they said Nero was day-to-day with a hamstring. The specialist also learned about the men's lifestyles. They sucked cock around the clock and loved to play Jeopardy. Good night and good luck. They had grain-based diets and showed signs of as he fell. How do you know they had grain? Don't tell me they're still pooping them. Genetic testing also showed the soldiers came from a mix of Northern European, Eastern European,

and Eastern Mediterranean backgrounds. They found some cool shit while they were looking for these guys before they found them. I guess they threw them in a well. I'll get to that. That was like the insult, the dead body. But this would be a fun job. You got to admit. I got the wife a metal detector.

I know it's not the most romantic thing. But you got a folk. She's a history buff. And she's always telling me how much shit could be in the ground. So I thought it was a perfect gift. Here it is. Over a year later. Hasn't been touched.

Watch, they're going to find shit. Digging. This is me, Daffin Park. I found it. I was excited. That was just one of the weights. You know those Savannah bananas put on your bat? That's all that was.

How do you choose this music for this? Have you got any shit-digging music? Watch this. They find something like from 20 AD and right next to it's a McDonald's cheese burger and perfect shape. Mmm, mac and cheese. That's enough.

I threw that in to make it look like a lot. It's a real show. The main intention of the interment was to humiliate the soldiers, even in death, by dumping them unceremoniously, in a used well without proper care and any rights.

That was... You shit kicking, stinky horseman who are smelling motherfucker you? Plop. However, these injuries also tell us that they led violent lives, as most of these can be associated with violence especially blunt force injuries to the skull.

They're going to say the same thing about NFL players in 30 years. They went through multiple episodes of violence. Researchers were also able to differentiate those who died in battle with injuries to the front of their skeletons and those who were executed afterwards. You know, they had wounds in the backs. They were running away. Why do they assume when they were executed it was from behind?

I don't. I think they were running away. and they was considered cowards and then their own whatever. That's my theory. As you know, I was there. Finally tonight

on your sister's triple E feet, DUI results in death penalty. What? You get a death penalty for a DUI? Well, sort of. A drunk driving dad

was beaten a death just hours after being booked into a Pennsylvania prison to start his 90-day sentence. That's fucking... I'm going to find out what that hell happens here. I hope you do. Eric Gaynor, 41 years old, was found badly battered with a swollen brain in his cell in Cumberland County

on October 23rd after a fellow inmate reported hearing him screaming, stop and help. What did I do to you? It wasn't even 24 hours from when I dropped him off at the prison when I got the phone call from the warden, Gaynor's grieving girlfriend, Tessa Shorb, told W. W.H.P. of the biggest dorkiest dad joke teller ever. That's what he said. You know, that was anyways. The father of one

was sentenced on October 21st. This is how cruel the world is. For DUI, for a November crash in which his car via down an embankment in Silver Spring Township. The bartender, meaning him, had no reason

to fear for his life when he was dropped off at the jail the next day, his girlfriend said. I told him, don't worry, it's one of the safest jails, the nicest jails. You're going to get through it. The girlfriend said to him,

and by saying that, she's the type of person that goes up to a, you know, a pitcher. In the ninth inning, thrown a no hitty. You're going to throw no hitty. However, his cellmate,

DeAngelo Nolan, there you go. There you go. Huh? That's the guy you want to see. First of all, DeAngelo. It should be an apostrophe after the D. It should be DeAngelo.

And Nolan, this is what I call black spelling, or whatever he is, close enough. Nolan. His family was trying to spell Nolan, N-O-L-A-N. But it came out, Nolan, N-O-W-L-I-N. Like N-L-L-I-N. Maybe I'm saying it wrong. Maybe it's DeAngel Nowlin. 33 of California, of course, allegedly hurled him to the floor and killed him with his bare hands

the morning after he was booked in for a simple DUI. Another cellmate reported hearing punches around 11.50 a.m., along with screams, according to an affidavit of probable cause. The inmate reportedly saw Nolan toss the defenseless garner off the upper bunk. Poor bastard just in the... But why 90-dust? days for a day. I mean, there's people walk around who have slaughtered people. Oh, you know, good behavior for six months. Gainer off the upper bunk and onto the floor. I guarantee he pulled him off the thing. He probably hit his head and was unconscious and this guy stomped him to die. That's how I see it. On the cell floor where he began punching and kicking him. Yeah, after he was unconscious.

Gainer was asleep when the attack started and no motive was given by police for the seemingly unprovoked attack. He was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery but died from his injuries around 6.30 p.m. on October 24th the day after he was attacked and two days after arriving at the jail. Here's one of these cases where it's not a who done it. It was only one other person in a cage with another guy. Let's fry him tonight. Nick, you got to have a, no you don't. Now you don't. It'll happen someday. We're too civilized now, but I really believe it. Nolan was charged with criminal homicide as opposed to what? Christmas homicide?

What the fuck does that mean? He was serving, oh, they can have a civil homicide. He was serving time for trespassing for refusing to leave a truck stop, allegedly punching someone in the head when he was asked to leave. So what I'm saying is he was a great guy. I always leave you people with a nice high point with a nice story. But a nice dad, everybody like being beat to death because he got a DUI. somebody again and I know you

God lovers out there and I'm not I'm not saying you're wrong but where is God then he has a plan for you he's got a plan we just found God he was swimming when this guy was getting beaten can we look at that again in super slow motion

picks his ass that's not the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life every time I see something like that reminds me of What about Mary? Something about Mary? Is that the one that retarded brother?

Yeah. Something. That was a, that was a, the character was an actor playing a retard. And should have got an Oscar. How do you know, Nick? I, retarded behavior. I know what it's like. I got a shot for it.

Well, that's it, boys and girls. Again, I remind you to go to Nick Dip.com. and we have a merchandise page. And it's wintertime. You got a, you know, you're freezing your ass off. You're out there bringing in your plants that I don't give a fuck about. And we got everything there, right? We got hoodies, pull over, zip up, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, a bunch of different winter hats.

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tomorrow morning. Whenever you guys watch, Crowder, and Thursday, I'll be on the show twice. They said they have something cooked up for me as far as a sketch. That's always fun. It's made a big difference in my ticket sales.

I'm up to 14. Anyways, I'm stretching right now. Why, Jason? I'm waiting for the... Anyways, you guys think and I'll say, you're very welcome.

I'll see you. you back here on Monday. Monday. Have a great weekend. Hi, good night everybody.