The Nick DiPaolo Show - Former Marine's Death Threat To Trump | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1922

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Pete's Testes Test, Rogue Ex-Marine Threatens Trump, Tampon Tim Pro Pedo, WNBA Hates Clarke, Trump U-Turns w/ ICE Directive, Savannah Bananas and A Gone with the Wind Disclaimer! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Make sure you make Dallas? Dallas, could you tighten that up and post? So do we want to do it like we did the other day? Just leave the other screen up and just cut straight to it. Okay, cool, cool, cool. One. They can play in the Super Bowl last year. That is a fucking full-grown linebacker.

He just turned one. Bullshit, that's just one big motherfucker. What are you beating these children? Okay, I don't know what the fuck is in the Cibelac nowadays. But it wasn't in that shit when I was born. Yeah, no, he ain't getting big from no genetics and no fucking breast milk. And they talk about some, oh, you slept in your bed tonight like a big boy. Bitch, he looked like he drives trucks.

Of course he slept by his goddamn stuff. Hey, I'm a fan, brother. I don't know who you are or whatever. I stumble over that. And God damn you have me laughing. Symbolak. That was my favorite line. Oh, goodness.

Welcome to the live lineup. It's free shows all day. And if you want to watch those free shows. ad free. Go to join Rumble a premium. And don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble appetizer. Today I'm going to be talking about

Pete's testy test. That's right. Hegsteth is checking the testes. I fucking this administration, I'm telling you, they haven't missed a trick. We got a rogue ex-marine, very anti-Trump, who's insane. And we also have

some footage of Tampon Tim who's pro pedophile. You know that. the WMBA continues to be the most underreported story of racist, angry black women. And it's sickening what they're doing at Caitlin. Clayton, if I'm your manager, agent, pack your shit, although you shouldn't have to leave. I understand that. But go to Europe and make a trillion dollars. Well, maybe you won't.

Maybe, you know, you're the big fishing in a little pond. I don't know. But if the rows are reversed, we'll talk about it. It's fucking sick. And the Savannah bananas has a dose of AIDS. Like everything else, they let Disney get their hooks at them, you know, for their publicity. And we'll show you footage. Yuck.

You lost me. Not that you, I like baseball. Okay. How do need dancing and ball licking in the shower after the game? Maybe I do. I don't know. But it wouldn't pass Pete's test if you did shit like that. I'll tell you that much.

Anyhow, any he, folks, did you notice? we're back. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I can write it and we'll do it live. Sounds like a little kiss. Fucking thing sucks.

It's Dallas yelling at the machinery. Yeah, boy. So, uh, yeah. It's Thursday. What did I do yesterday? Went home. What did I fucking do?

I don't know. I can't even remember. Apparently wasn't that exciting. Was in bed, though, set a new record for myself. Once again, I was in bed at 11 and stayed up until 12.30. I took a goddamn Advil PM. I can't take two because at this age, they say the next day you're going to be totally fucked up up because your metabolism doesn't quite. Although I'm on that, you know what, shit, that kicks up your thyroid, so it picks up the pace.

Maybe I should have tried to. Take one. It's supposed to make you drowsy in about a half hour. I'm fucking sitting there like I just drank a fucking case of Red Bull. Watching a thing about two girls that get murdered in Napa Valley and jerking off to it. It's not right. But anyways, yeah, so I had to force myself down again. What the fuck's going on up? There's a motor that won't stop, folks.

It's not doing anything good. It's not cutting the grass. It's not blending shit. It's a waste of time. All right. Oh, bear with me. Oh, the fucking kitchen. Bear with me as I play with this new app.

Oh, God, expand it for me. No, don't do that. Go away. Go away, little girl. Oh, there you go. Anyways, yeah, what the fuck? I can't even remember what I did. What I did.

Oh, I should have showed you. Maybe I could pull it up here real quick and hold it up to the... Hold it up to the camera. I got a lot of my wife's Darren Crowder Hey Nick can you take a call? I don't know you guys Apparently

I mean I work for you guys And you don't know I'm doing a show right now No on the air Bigger name on the other line Sorry Any he Anywho Yeah bear with me with my new toy here

I'll work the kinks out over the weekend It's up until about like I said I don't know 115, 1 30 and watching Stacey CRPG, React to Goodfellas. Oh my God, it was so cute. That Tommy guy, he's a handful. Comments like that.

He's got a bad attitude. I was crying. But I did find out a little bit about her ethnicity because she mentions when they show a scene where they're eating sausage and peppers and, you know, Scorsese's mothers. And she's like, that's just like my grandmother. I have an Italian, so I knew.

She's got that, oh, my God. The face. It's a situation. Anyways, let's get to it. It's fucking Friday, Thursday, Friday in our world, Dallas. As you know, Dallas came in with whiskey on his breath today and lipstick all over his neck. I don't know who he's been seeing. But Dave, well, I was going to say it wasn't Pete this week.

It was Dave, Dave, Dave. Hey, let's get to it. Pete's testing for testes. Boy, I'm clever with that illiterate. shit. U.S. troops 30 or older. How about this, folks? I just laughed. The left must be losing their shit at every move these guys make. Troops, U.S. troops, 30-year-old, must check the testosterone levels annually to ensure military readiness and keep them on the leading edge of lethality. Department War Secretary Pete Higgs-eth announced on Wednesday.

The Pentagon will also offer testosterone. Now, I wonder. how this plays, I don't think you can have trannies anymore, right? In the military since this guy stepped in, so that clears that up. Penteg will also offer testosterone replacement therapy, which is what I do. I would recommend it to any of you fellas out there, 30 or over or whatever, just check your levels. And all as I know, and you've heard me say it before on the show, the minute I started taking it, no more joint pain, no more like, I used to work out and sometimes it had

have to get a cortisone shot my elbow. It's just everything dries up in there and shit. And did I mention, did I ever get to the olive oil that I ordered yesterday? Dr. Gundy, tastes like fucking rancid shit, but I pretend it's like castor oil back in the day, right? It has to be good for you. If it tastes out bad, you know what I mean? And again, I'm sorry, Dr. Gundy, maybe it doesn't. You, you, you say, I don't know, you said it's a great taste. I don't know. It tastes like olives that grew in the desert. Let's put it. it that way. Almost like a smoky taste. It's fucking weird. Anyways, today, I have a shot glass. This is how bad I am. I have a shock glass next to my morning pills and my coffee.

I do an olive oil shot. A nice fat one, too. And then it drips out my ass on the way here. All right, let's listen to this video. I forget what it's about. I'm authorizing a new screening program for testosterone deficiency for our service members. Count me in. you have the right testosterone levels to operate at your absolute best. Because it's well-established science that as we age, testosterone levels often naturally drop. Do they ever?

Under the supervision of our world-class medical professionals, warfighters age 30 and older. Dallas, whenever you shoot some shit, don't do that. Don't do the fucking, oh, look at this. We're hip. He's looking that way. Please don't. It's a fucking hack move.

You know? I understand. somebody thought, ooh, what he's trying to win a peabody or? Going to be tested annually as part of their periodic health assessment. It's a health assessment that happens every year. We're just adding this test. If he really wants to go with this thing and run with it, even the women should have to get testosterone. Although, you know what, the ones that are in the military, I guess they're fine.

A little more than I have right now. The new policy will make testosterone tests a standard part of the military's existing annual periodic health assessment. while it's required for troops over 30 younger service members have the option to receive the screening voluntarily. There'll be no other changes to the health assessment according to Hegzith. Any guy who does manscaping on their balls will be asked to leave, they said, who said the Pentagon will just add the testosterone screening to the annual evaluation. If a troop is found to have low, I have a problem with the term troop. Isn't that sound like a plural?

Troop myself? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of a weird term. It is, right? I mean, when I think of a troop, I think of a troop of Boy Scouts. 11 kids I want to bang. It's also the British version of it, T-R-U-U-P-E. Ah, there you go. Of course.

They fuck up our language. I don't know people go, speak English to some British guy. If a troop is found to have low testosterone, Hegzeth says there'll be a replacement therapy available. It's called Mentos. That kills everything. But if it's recommended, it's entirely your choice to receive it.

Hegset said the goal is not an effort to artificially boost military performance. The initiative is not about artificial enhancement, Hegson said. It's about restoring and optimizing your natural. Don't get all mealy-mouthed. We fucking know what it's about. Capabilities, protecting your longevity, ensuring you have the biological foundation required to sustain the fight. In other words, we want to put back what you were born with, fellas, and what the Dems legislated out of you.

That's what that's about. You get it? How did I know I put a picture of fucking Admiral Levine in here? Just think about that. We go from Admiral Levine to these guys getting testosterone added. Think about that. And I'm going to say this one more time, folks. Victor, God, why do I keep...

fucking up, you know, Victor Davis Hansen, BDH, put another thing out. I told you yesterday I read the one he put out about how Trump's affecting the whole world and how Latin America is now on our sides. You got the, you got the friggin neighbors of Iran, those Arab countries, now they're bypassing Iran when building pipelines and Europe is now paying what they're supposed to pay as far as NATO go. You're going to tell me, can you, and the Democrats, Look on the camera.

I know I'm going off script with this story here. And they go, we're an embarrassment on the world stage. At what point do you go, you know what? We're done listening to you. We're done. Don't even show up to the capital tomorrow. You fucking, your enemies of the state. Can we get to that point?

I want to be here to see the blood go down. New research finds that one out of four men over age 30 have low testosterone level. Really? According to TV, you know, every one of us can't get it. It's so fucking. I have a whole bit about that when they kept showing Viagra ads during NFL games. Oh. It's very funny.

You should check it out. By the way, I got to say something. I'm going to give thumbs up to my, I can't even remember the company that does my clips, my social media. They're putting like everything up I did lately. Andy at night sits there and,

you know, whoever gives us a thumbs up, whatever invites them. It's going through the fuck. roof. There's a couple of clips that are going through the roof right now. And I'm like, maybe this is how finally this technology is an advantage to me. You know, I mean, introducing myself to a whole bunch of people, but she's, you know, she invites them and she told me, I don't know how many thousands she added last day. It's fucking insane. And like I said to her, and I always do,

when it's worth a dollar or fucking whatever, let me know. But it could be a good sign for when I go out in November. And that'll be the barometer. You motherfucker's better come out or I'm going to pack it right there. That last show on that, I will fucking go bye. Anyways, you're like, so what? I know, I agree.

Anyone, something about one and 20 men. A lot of people, oh, 30 guys have low testers, but only 1 in 20 show noticeable symptoms is what they're trying to say. All right. Couldn't find that one. Anyways, the A4 mentioned tour, I just mentioned. November 5th, Punchline, Atlanta, Georgia. November 6, River's Casino, Philly. November 7th, sold Joel's, Pottstown, P.A. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets before they're sold out. While you're at Nick Dip.com, go to the merchandise page. You've got all kinds, that's how you support the show. Hats, hoodies, T-shirts, you know what? Bulletproof.

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Anyway, so send the picture in. You should not wash those and sell those. Boy, you know, you're quite the market. He knows. You guys can ring out my B-O and olive oil. It'll taste like Gundy's olive oil. That shit has to be good for you.

Because it's weird. You can tell there's olive in there. A matter of fact, it's probably what real olive oil tastes like when it's cold press and it's completely, and it has more, you know what I told you yesterday, so it should taste a little different than the

other stuff. Anyways, yeah, go to the, buy some stuff. Silly hats and shit and keep the show on a at 8 o'clock where it belongs. Also, you want to send a personalized video? Damn it, I should have asked Darren. To somebody, go to, you know, at shoutout.us.

And I can say what you're thinking, and we can have fun. We can roast a friend of yours, whatever. I get a couple every week, and I'm very happy about that. And I appreciate it for, what did I dream about last night? That's the one thing about knocking myself out with shit. It always leads to vivid dreams. And I can't remember them when I wake up, but during the day I get flashbacks.

Do you get that from a dream? I get, it's almost like a, like somebody said, it's almost like a, not a sensation. I don't know the word I'm looking for, but it's weird. You're like, oh, that was from last night. But, and I've never had a normal dream ever in my life. Ever.

Not once. Not one. Andy wakes up. Yeah, I dreamt. We're on vacation in the Bahamas. You went water. That's not me. I'm like, I dreamt.

I was locked in a closet. with a guy I went to high school with he was trying to fuck me and then my dad showed up in a bra that's the shit honest to God I'm not funny it's a silliest shit

or I'm lost I'm always lost in trying to get home which a shrink would solve that in a second it's funny I brought up to my aunt Carol who's my uncle Bob's sister and I my late great uncle

and we're talking about dreams and I said I'm always trying to get home and she goes I have the same exact and I said it must be something, you know, there's some type of fucking, I don't know, insecurity. Yeah, I have a lousy sense of direction, but I don't need

it anymore since the GPS showed up. That's my favorite thing as far as the technology. You ever do that? You're in the car and you go, how did we used to, I'm talking people my age. You take a ride and even leaving like a gig there's 42 side streets and shit and I go, how did I, we used to write it down. Somebody would tell you over the

phone. You're going to get to a fork? And then I'd churn butter with my family and would sit by the radio and listen to the president. I'm old. That's the point of that story. Let's move on to shut the fuck up, Sergeant Pyle. Was he a sergeant? Private Pile. God damn it. A Florida congressional candidate and former U.S. Marine, this was shocking to me, is facing backlash after posting a video. Listen to this. This is a former Marine. what I just said calling President Donald Trump the Antichrist and saying the president must be killed you know me as far as religion goes I think it's a good thing because it keeps people in check for the most part I don't know what to believe I make that clear in my book

uh I I don't I admire people who are religious they they believe in something bigger than them I'm just as narcissist the world's right here this is it Get away from me, get your kid away from my fucking... Whoa! Do you hear that? Southern Thunder. Sounds like a name of a good band or a faggy movie with Tom Cruise. Southern Thunder.

Anyways, let's listen to this fucking psycho. And again, you know what it is? He's a far right... The people on the left don't like Christians and shit or people who are, you know, Bible thumpers. This is what they're talking about. But this guy, even...

if you didn't have that component to his personality. This guy is psychotic. He's got a fucking, he's got no emotion. He would have shot up something and I'm still, they should keep an eye on him. This guy makes me nervous. His tone, he's dead inside. Listen. We are at war with evil.

This is a war between God and the Antichrist. There is no doubt in my mind that the president of the United States, Donald Trump is the Antichrist. Pause. First of all, you're a former soldier, right? Former Marine. Why are you dressed up still? You'll see him at the

mall with a gun soon. Why is he got a shit on it? Go ahead. He is a false Messiah. You're a fucking jerk on. And he is her enemy, and he must be killed. Why do I believe this? President Trump posted

an AI-generated image of him in the likeness of Jesus Christ. He has also criticized the Pope. He is nothing like Jesus Christ. It's a lot closer to Christ than you are. What do you wait?

1-11? What are you a fucking Chinese gymnast? You're only Marine I'm not afraid of. Really? See what religion can do to you? Why are you a former Marine, by the way? William Up him. Up and at him.

Upham, yeah, forget it. Anyways, William Upham, a Republican right in Canada. Oh, he's a candidate for fifth congressional district in Florida. Good luck with that person. Who described himself on X as a prosecutor. And then in quotes,

running to fix a broken political system. Oh, yeah, you're just what we need. Opens the nearly seven-minute video by saying he entered the race to restore bipartisanship. dude you're so far fucking right you scare me return power to the working class and fix our broken political let me tell you something keep an eye on this guy mr trump donald junior anybody who's listening keep i like presidents listen to me uh don tell your father uh keep an eye on the side of violence

and he just incited violence against the president i hope he's in jail today or whatever the fuck you can't do that period the tone quickly shifts however as Uppam says he has come to believe the country is broken. You're broken. Ooh, I told him. And that America is engaged in a spiritual battle. See? Yeah.

One like yours. You get calm. He's far left that don't believe in God. And then you who think you are God. We are led by a president who's the enemy of God. See, I could debate him in a second and go, how do you figure that? How is the enemy of God? Tell me.

Because he's a successful capitalist. See what they did. The fucking, even him, a far right loon is, again, it speaks to the power of the fucking media and academia. Although I don't know what he wanted to call it. We are led by a president who's the enemy of God Upham, says before citing Bible passages and discussing the oath, he took as a Marine, you know, to kill the president.

A Marine officer to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. which you are one. The U.S. Secret Service is aware of the comments made by a congressional candidate in Florida. And we investigate anything that can be perceived as a threat toward one of our protectees. Out of concern for operational security, we do not discuss matters of protective intelligence. Fair enough, but I hope to God you kicked his door in like Biden did Roger Stones and a bunch of other Paul man-a-fourth and at three in the morning

with CNN there. CNN would love this story because they're far right crazy fucking yeah but he hates Trump. They would leave that out by the way. That's right. You cut to CNN a bunch of blue smoke. The heads, brains are everywhere. It's exploded.

What a fucking moron. Hold on a second. I'm just trying to get rid of reset these. I haven't read the manual, folks. Anyways, let's move on. There is no manual. Tampon Tim, pro-child rape. I'll say that again.

Tim Walsey's pro-child rape. Nick, you're exaggerated. I don't think I am. Why don't you sit and listen? Let me have some zero. I'm sick of this, too. I've brought myself on that. I'm down to urine. That's all I can drink. Tim Wall's offered a baffling response

on Tuesday. I didn't think it was baffling coming from him. A guy sucks large cock on a daily basis. and gobbles the go and spits it into his boyfriend's ass. We have footage. Roll him. Response on Tuesday to the Trump administration, deporting an illegal immigrant.

I'd say, there he is. Served me fucking breakfast like two days ago down here. Convicted of raping a 10-year-old girl for a few years, by the way. So this guy, he admitted to raping. They busted him. Tim Wall's administration pardons him.

I wait till you hear the logic or lack thereof of what this psycho, he's as crazy as the Marine we just showed you. And you people in Minnesota, this is why I don't believe in elections because I know you're not that stupid. You cannot have kept electing this guy. It's not possible.

George Soros, man, he's still throwing million, what a dang, he might be the most dangerous guy on the planet Why he didn't accidentally fall out of a window at the Hilton? Oh, that's right. We don't do that. And his son's worse.

He would just take over. Fuck his son. His son will fucking take him out in a second. This cock sucker, take him both out. I'm sure they hang out together. Get him at a Father Day picnic. Whatever the fuck they. Ten-year-old girl.

Anyways, this guy's raping a ten-year-old girl. And this homosexual lover right here actually pardoned him. did that make this is what when they said how could you pardon this rapist this is what listen to this is what he says did that make if we were if we deport them does that make us any safer um yes first of all who's us grownups are you asking children if you ask the children that it'd be very easy yes yes guy who wants to touch me in the men's room yes yes Does it make any...

Can you imagine? That's an actual question he asked. Did that make the children that are left behind any more stable? What does that even mean? What is that even... You're the unstable one. You should be deported. You should live with this guy. He'd love to fuck you right in the face. My God. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

What else do you think about Tim? He's a fag. he's got jazz hands our walls asked that's what he asked days after secretary state Marco Rubio who's going to be a great president

someday revealed that he revoked the legal status of Tu Luvang I love Tu Luvang I like it with the Edomadi on the side

Edomadi wow anyway gentle the fucking weed you eat he's 42 years old from Laos what are you doing here

I think you're yep What are you doing here? I'm raping kids. It's very easy over here. Let's take a look at the videotape, shall we? Jazz hands. Super, super gay.

I'm gay. They tried to pass him off as a macho. Remember? With his gun? He couldn't have cocked his gun right on the, but, Ed. Also, that weird thing they were doing with AOC watching football or trying to Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God.

Did it improve? Listen, this is Tim asking when they say, why would you pardon a rapist. Did it improve the idea that we can't all be judged by our worst day? Day, singular? He was raping her for years

in a worst day scenario. Excuse me. Let's say you get pulled over, you're a politician, and you were drunk, and you get arrested, of a drunk. That might should be at your worst day at the most. Not raping a child and going, he had a bad day. I want you to think about the ignorance. And they wonder why they're getting

steamrolled by Trump. And I heard, I heard a statistic yesterday. It's gone. The generic ballot, the Dem's lead isn't as big as it was for the midterms. How were they in the lead in the first place? That just shows you how powerful. I, The fact that people, that they think they're going to do well. But there's a riff, there's a riff in their party that's growing every fucking day. It's beautiful to watch. Did it improve the idea that we all can't be judged on a worst day? And I want to be very clear, he says, these are horrific crimes.

When you're talking about child rape, right? A guy raping a 10 year old girl for years and years in that sentence, and I want to be very clear, these are her if doesn't come up till the end of your fucking two minute statement it shows what you're really about the Department of Homeland Security on Friday announced the deportation of Vang. Do you see how it works under the

Trump? Why don't you take this jerk off with him? This guy will be working at a Panda Express in California. He'll sneak back in if the left gets back in. Did you hear what the left wants to do? I can't wait for this Because the Pelosi's of the world, the Schumers, right? They're getting run out of town by these young, crazy communist.

Fuck socialist, communists with their crazy ideas. Yesterday, there was some three young girls. First of all, they're sitting there bad-mouthing the founding fathers. Can you imagine these girls are still in college or maybe a couple years out of college? They're on some DSA podcast saying how evil this country. Can you see what feminism has done? You're right there, fucking Brittany. You were way smarter than Ben Franklin was,

or fucking Thomas Jefferson or Madison or Washington or Adams. I memorized them all. Anyways, in a statement, the White House confirmed Rubio terminated Vang's legal status and deported him back to Laos. And Rubio said this, under President Trump criminal illegal aliens who rape children will be found, arrested,

and removed and Democrat politicians will not stand in the way. Can you imagine? We have to say that. We have to say we're not going to let the Democrats become pro-rape children any more than they already are. Let that sink in, boys. But somebody, you guys out there are still going to vote. It really is.

It's come down to this. IQ. IQ. And you've always been retarded, Democrat Party. always been retarded. You were against freeing slaves. You started the Ku Klux Klan. You've always

been wrong about everything. They're an element that needs to be fucking destroyed. Because it's not, again, it's not a political argument anymore. It's good versus fucking evil. Anyways, what do I care? I'll be dead in three weeks, but

God, I hope that doesn't come back. Hope you guys aren't watching that clip in three weeks. He knew it was coming. He knew his wife was putting press stone in his baloney. What? There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Really?

Quit hanging out of Popeyes. Oh, give me a three-piece kind of biscuit. How about an air biscuit, Dallas? In our reverse the racist segment tonight, this is the other story that to me is underreported. The outright racism. just outright racism, right out in the open, so transparent. And if the, you know, the WMBA, if reverses, the races were reversed,

I would have a civil war. The WMBA wasn't going to suspend Alyssa Thomas after landing her fist on Kate and Clark's throat until the NBA got involved. And she's got a smile on her face when we show you. She actually has a grin on her face while she's doing it. Because it's a wet dream for most black people to. put their hands around a white person's neck. I'll say most. I didn't say all.

Most. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who's from another planet, I haven't figured out where. I think it's planet Gorkton. God, he looks creepy. Had to implore WNBA Commissioner Kathy Engelbert, another unhappy, I'm guessing lesbian,

to suspend Thomas. A WMBA spokesperson told the SBJ, the report was absolutely false. Bullshit. Tom, I think we can prove it. Go ask Adam Silva. Thomas was ultimately suspended one game. You know, so Adam, if you guys don't know,

the WMBA is frigging, you know, they're kept alive by, they're subsidized by the fucking NBA. The real league. Ultimately suspended one game and assessed a flagrant two penalty. A flagrant two penalty. is this soccer while getting fined $1,000 and you go, that's not very much. Oh, but please, they make $8,500 a year, so it hurts. For recklessly making contact with their fist to the throat area.

Angry. It is. What is it? Look it. Caitlin, please, please, I implore you to go to the beach and buy a tanning bed with that money. It looks like, what that looks like is a young Abdul-Jabbar Chow. Can Casper. God, she's glowing.

Look at her, though. Enjoying it. They're hated for us, folks. You can't measure it. All of them? No. According to the report, Engelbert Humphandink

originally thought no foul called on the play. Originally made a suspension after the fact too steep of a penalty. So what the head of the WMBA, that lady there, she said, because it wasn't called,

and you know why it wasn't called? A lot of the ruffs are black. And again, they can't be objective when it comes to race. I don't care if they're on a jury, a judge, a fucking lawyer. That's why you have so many black race baiters. They're actually lawyers with degrees.

The report also claims Silver felt there was clear evidence of a flagrant foul and felt badly for Clark telling Englebert she had to act. When you get a guy like Adam Silver, who's a globalist, by the way, smart guy. He's done a good job, I guess, for the NBA. I'm not a huge hoops fan.

But when you got a guy, like that saying he felt bad for a white woman in a black league he's not exactly a right winger he had to step in because you know why he he probably sees the value in katelyn clark again it's subsidized by right they're making money the NBA makes money and this is their prize possession you know it'll be like an all white league and michael jordan showed up and we started sucker and him every time he went for a layup and shit somebody's got to step in anyways uh league ref ops. I'm sorry.

And video. I mean, Caitlin to the ground. Look, look. That's a racism. League refs and basketball up reportedly

commonly make suggestion on potential flagrant foul calls doing so again after the Thomas Clark situation. Sources told SBJ Englebert is in a difficult position meaning the woman who runs the WM. trying to not show favoritism to class.

I think she's done a great job of that since she came into the league a few years ago. We get it. But can you imagine that shows you how fucked up races in this country? She has to worry about showing favoritism to a white girl in a predominantly black, angry female league. That's how fucked up the race issue is in its country because the left predominantly has been handling it

for the last 70 years. So that's what she has to worry about, not showing favorit. So how far do you let them go? Stabber in the ass and trying to appease the players that feel overshadowed by her. I don't know who wrote that, but really? That's what she has to worry about. They said they believe that the WMBA commissioner has gone too far trying to not prioritize the fevers. Gee, you think?

And it took you three years to step in, Adam, or whatever the fuck? Look at her. She's just angry at the world. she looks like a fucking truck driver with a wig every ID network murderer the same source has told the SBJ that Silver stepping in is a sign that Engelbert

could be a hump or dick look at this guy he's a puppet and a Muppet can't you just tell he's super smart though just by looking at he's like no he's a great athlete he's a dumb jaw anyways that Englebert could be on a way out as commissioner

I don't know about that either Bye, dickhead. Let's hope so. I won't bet on that league anymore. Anyways, let's move on. We'll go back to politics. Trump, I put Bans of Ui. Is that what I put? Bangs of Ui. Now I have to yell at myself. Barely 24 hours after the Department of Homeland Security quietly ordered ICE enforcement agents to stand down on vehicle stops nationwide. Did somebody do that without asking him? President Trump did a U-turn. Trump overturned the pause. I don't know if you guys heard.

There was a killing in Houston and one in Bidford, Maine, that ICE was involved in because the guys were coming at them in their car. And of course, you know, whatever. So that was in the last few days. So Holman came out and said, we're taking a pause or whatever the fuck. And Trump said, no or not. Trump overturned the pause on Wednesday, according to sources familiar with the matter. He was furious.

Radical left Democrat. Don't, Mr. President. Don't start using shit that people make up in the chat room on Fox or whatever. Democrats, please. Make up your own. If you want to call them names, you know what I mean, call them fuck wards or something. But don't copy this. This is what passes his humor sometimes.

When people ask me, who's funny? Lefties are writing? I really have to think about it when I see shit like this. The left Democrats would like to see this done, but it won't happen on my watch. And by the way, that's what he goes, Speaking of watches, the Trump watch, what time is it? It's ice time. You got a little button, press it.

Look it. See the ice? Someone just got arrested now. Exactly. You can set your watch by it. Look at ice. You see it? It's got 12 diamonds in the face.

That's where the ice comes in. Trump made the call himself, first on Truth Social, writing that we cannot, the word cannot capitals, give up one of ICE's most important and effective crime fighting tools. The traffic store. And he's exactly right. Once again, the left's at work with the media to defang ICE.

That's the other thing. Oh, I didn't finish my little rant about the supposed to call, you know, what do they call them, Socialist Democrats of America? Do you see what they released on their website? They want to abolish Congress completely. get rid of Congress and a few other things that I don't even

it doesn't even fucking matter that was so silly but dead serious what else now and we're getting rid of the president getting rid of the president you know he added that radical left Democrats

would like to see this done but it won't happen on my watch and that the agency should be judicious fair and smart going forward well they are when a car comes out and then you always have women

you know, who just, they've never had their lives. They've never been in a fucking fight. And they, and they don't have to shoot it. Oh, God. You guys, you can't even drive a car. Don't comment on a shooting. Nick, that's not true. Well, it's kind of.

I'll give it to Danica Patrick. Is that her name? We had her on the Nick and Artie show. What a great, just a smart. I liked her a lot. She threw a coffee in my face. I don't know what I did. The reversal capped a chaotic 24 hours.

The DHS sent officials word via email on Tuesday, pausing all vehicle stops immediately and instructing officials to prioritize other existing operational methods. What? Fucking balloon animals, distract them with shadow puppets. What are you fucking talking about? Out of vehicle stops to conduct immigration enforcement activities. This, after fatalities involving ICE,

one in Houston, one in Bidford, Maine. His footage of the one in Houston, I personally don't see a problem with what ICE did. Some people said they went a little overboard, but I thought they handled the threat. What are they, you know, perfectly. Well, they said it was overkill. You don't know.

Some of these guys are, you know. By Wednesday morning, the White House confirmed with Fox News that Trump had overturned the memo, calling it an internal directive that didn't reflect broader policy. Borazar, Tommy Holman, said this about the short pause. And I quote, it's not a policy change. It's a temporary pause, Homan said,

adding that the decision was made by the secretary along with the leadership at ICE. He knows how to play the game too. I fucking love him. He knows. And he could be sitting home relaxing too. Trump gave him the call. He could be retired and join his grandchildren.

And he said, you know why? Because I give a shit. That should be good. That should be every politician's campaign. Let's move on. And it hurts me to say this because I live right here in Savannah. Stick those bananas up your ass. Only if they're not ripe.

They're grain and firm. Because the other way, you ever do that? Just smashes. Very disappointing. I had a bit about buying a banana. And the guy asked me if I wanted a receipt. And I'm like, what am I going to return it? I return it.

It's all smashed and shit. It's good. The Savannah Bananas were ripped by viewers after opening the 2026 SP award. Now, what you're going to understand here is why would they do that? Because the SP Awards draw zillions of people. The best SP award host, by the way, can I tell you? After Norm McDonald, obviously. But you know who else did a killer job?

and I go, this kid really can do anything. Justin Timberlake. You know, they wrote his monologue. They write all comics and monologues. He was so fucking entertain me. He went into the crowd and he was quick and funny. I'm a fan of that dude. Couldn't name one of his songs, but, you know.

Anyways, so the bananas opened up the SB Awards on Wednesday night. That was last night that was on. What the fuck was I watching? Oh, yeah, a murder that happened 22. years ago. Anyways, Barstool Sports founder, Dave Portnoy, I got to get a hold to him or have Tommy get a hold. This guy is me. He grew up on Nantucket. He's a Massachusetts guy. He's always angry, only he's a great

business guy. He's got millions of dollars with Barstool Sports. Remember I told you I did an interview with these guys and they wouldn't air it? Because I made a joke about smacking a wife or something. Like, oh yeah, you guys are really edgy. They wanted me to admit I was lucky being born white, the two were guys that were into doing me. They were like 30 years younger, the guy, I go, I'm not going to fucking say that. Why not, man? And then it never made the fucking error.

So I question this guy. Anyways, the viral baseball team kicked off the annual sports awards show at New York City's David A Coke Theater at Lincoln Center with a choreographed performance of its first original. I didn't know they had original song. And the name of the song was, the show starts now, dressed in their signature yellow uniforms, the bananas dance lip synced and showed

off their trademark on-field anthics before DJ Khalid appeared on stage to introduce the rest of the show. Now, I got a question here. I don't know, are these the actual players? I know on the field they dance and shit, but these are like professional dancers.

Huh? You think these guys are actual players? I don't know. Because that's how they run their auditions. That's how they You actually audition for the team. You have to play baseball too. You guys both. They don't just dance.

You actually have to play baseball. I know. I've been to the fucking games. And I'm saying this is a SP awards. It's show business. I find it hard to believe that they all can dance. Although they did have a number one hit apparently. So, you know, I don't know.

But the bigger point of the story and the reason I'm, go ahead, show the faggots. When the gravity's pulling Pull your bones And it runs in your veins You'll dare you to say That you ain't entertain one Pause

Got chicks in there too Great That's great Well Again I can walk to the stadium In eight minutes from my house And maybe I will

With a flamethrower A can of fucking gas See once Disney Which is ESPN They own ESPN Once they get your claw And they go look, this is a giant expose, which it is.

The guy that owns a bananas is a marketing genius. Okay. And this is zillions more eyes. And, but it, it, let me tell you, it backfired online. Some funny comments online, too, about this fucking shit. Annie, everybody wants to be, nobody wants to be, nobody's satisfied to be what they are. And I hate when, I've made this point many times when, when, you know what, when professional athletes go, Well, we're just entertainers.

And I say, no, you're not. First of all, what you do is way harder than what they do, number one. Number two, just because people find what you do entertaining doesn't make you an entertainer. If that's true, people who like to watch kids getting fucked, you know, kitty porn, that's entertaining to some people. So is the guy fucking the four-year-old kid an entertainer? Do you see my logic there? I actually did that, and they put it, I claim. it up obviously and uh bright bart they had uh they had bright bart had a subdivision that

worked with showbiz whatever and they actually i clinging up it wasn't like that but that was my message they liked it they put it up um banana player and broadway star derrick a cleaner led the performance of the song which was produced by grammy winning songwriters ben j uh paysec and justin paul who composed music for the hit musical dear evan hanson i'm glad that You told us that. In the 2017 film, The Greatest Showman. But the opening number quickly drew fire online. Led by Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy,

who's such a typical Massachusetts guy. He's always furious in something. Get the fucking bananas off my TV, he wrote on X. In a video of his reaction to the broadcast, he added, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Get the bananas off my fucking screen. What the fuck of the bananas doing?

what is this the SPs? I don't even know what channel this is on. He says, I was watching Chronicle on ABC. I look up and the bananas are on my TV. This guy's doing a pair of wet. Get the bananas off my TV. This guy's another marketing. He knows how to yap.

He's like, how it's right? Other viewers on X also blasted the bananas grand performance. One guy says, this is an abomination and blasphemy against baseball. I agree. It's sad how many sports fans lack self-listen. This is somebody defending the performance. It's sad how many sports fans lack self-awareness. Like this is an event sponsored by Disney that celebrates adulchoir the best at playing games.

Laugh my ass off. Have a little fun and go bananas, one fan wrote. You're lacking self-awareness, silly. Fuck. Disney, you are a cult. I've been saying it forever. I really believe that's the riff with people like, and I've said, you've heard me say, but Candace O.

She's a little nuts. but Tucker Carlson is not nuts, I'm sorry. And he's got a beef with our foreign policy and he's right because the Jews have such sway over it. You know, and this stuff. What do you mean? You know what I mean. They have forever pretty much had a good hand on the media.

You say that to a liberal and they laugh their ass off like you're out of your mind. What do you mean? The Jews control the media. Well, they control Disney. And they have this pedophilic fucking, I don't know, It sure seems, and I think that's the problem that people have because Trump has cozyed up so much. Hey, that's not a new argument. There's a lot of people on the right who, you know, real conservatives who can't stand Jews because of the,

but it's usually because of the foreign policy and all that. And it's kind of true. There are a lot of American kids who died because of fucking wars in the Middle East. So I'm just saying bananas, get back to doing what you do best, following ball into the stands and doing cartwheels for the girls. Finally tonight, fuck it. Oh, another one.

I've seen a lot of white figures in my time. Nick, you just love that word. That's why you're doing. In our second, reverse the racists tonight, if you look for the 1939 masterpiece Gone with a Wind on Netflix, you'll be smacked across the face as a racist and scolded into seeking out the far left-wing radicals and black-lossed. lives met literally literally here's the blurb when you go to look for gone with the wind on netflix and it's why i like to be and all that other shit probably the same people i know um

here's the blurb that comes up when you say uh gone with the wind a 1939 american civil war which was it was set during that time uh epic known for its known for its racism so they're saying if you're looking for this you're a racist they're already judging you before you even get to the fucking brought it. To learn more about Black Lives in America, search Black Lives Matter. That's on Netflix. And it's why I fucking hate them and

I can see why they ignored me my whole career. They must think I'm the devil and fucking carnate. Can you imagine? They're saying that to you. Does Gone with the Wind Traffic in Stereotypes? Yes, to a degree. This is by the way, Nalti on Breitbart

who's a fucking read him all the time too. he's right on top of it. But not just of black people, excuse me, and this is the argument I've been making for years. They stereotype white people, too. Every fucking Bruce Willis die hard. The fucking criminals are white terrorists from Europe.

They've been doing that forever. So this guy says, just not black people. Still, you have to be a simple-minded reactionary to dismiss one of the greatest movies ever made as known for its racism. What's more, what they do is, folks. They take today's

standards as far as, and they apply it to something that's set in 19, fucking 18 something. I don't know. I didn't go on with the wind. But they take today's standards and try to apply to shit that was 50, 100 years ago as far as race goes. That's how ignorant they are. And there's enough ignorant people who

believe that and vote Democrat. What's more you have to be a racist yourself to refer anyone to the violent, corrupt, far left-wing radicals and black lives matter. which is true. That's what shocked me that even Netflix puts that out. People who, black people who donate to Black Lives after George Floyd, they were furious when they found out what a scam BLM is.

Yet again, at Fenway Park, there's still a BLM sign up. And their mission statement on their website is to subvert the U.S. government, overthrow it. So, you know what, put a Klan thing up at Fenway. Let's get some balance. If you've got to do that, I want the Grand Wizard fucking, I want him sitting right up

in the monster seats with his hat. Catches a home run. Hey, sir, can you remove your hat? I can't see. He's got one of those big foam fingers. Exactly. I pay good money for the seats. I got the Pope in front of me

with his fucking traffic cone hat. Go touch a Cubs cat. I'm trying to watch your socks. Gone with a wind stereotypes. Two of its black characters. workers. Gone with the one also stereotypes white northerners as evil marauders or slimy carpet baggers.

And there's no nuanced, independent minded and sympathetic mammy character portrayed by Hattie McDaniel, who I believe was Terrell Suggs' great, great sister. To add any kind of complexity to those, do you hear what he just said?

They don't try to balance it out when the white people in the movie are evil, marauders, and shit. There's no character to balance that out, like a white person who's a little bit reasonable. like Hattie is here. My wife has the books. I think I bought her some original car. It was signed by somebody.

Oh, it was signed by Bob Denver, Gilligan, so it didn't mean much to her. No. Let's take a look at my girl, Haddy. Miss Scarlett, where are you going without your show and not there to sit in? And how come you didn't ask them to stay for supper?

You ain't got no more than to feel hands. That's to be Miss Helen's done labored with you. Miss Carlin. Come on in the house. Before you catch your death of damn. No, I'm going to wait for all to come home from the website. We have the original audio of Hattie yelling out the window, don't we? They're getting it too hard to maintain.

Why it's so hard to maintain? Because at some point you just... Yeah, it's a big piece of chicken. I didn't edit the clip. That's what I'm supposed to me. Anyways, what's more the movie's protagonist, Scarlett O'Hara is at times a deeply unsympathetic character, a selfish, vain husband-stealing user in Knaver.

her flaws and virtues are what make her one of the all-time great characters American storytelling. And he's so right here. What does I say in the whole show? They're just dumb on the line. This is how dumb some people are. Gone with the Wind is not about the Civil War. It's not about slavery.

It's not even about the old self. Those are merely the trappings to tell a story about surviving the Depression as your way of light vanishes, something tens of millions of Americans were dealing with in 1939. and had been dealing with for 10 years since the crash of 29. And you cannot call a movie racist that offers a wide variety of black characters who range from subservient to devious to brave to independent-minded. And let's not forget that Hattie McDaniels' Mammy is the movie's most likable, wise, and competent character with an A1C level of 750.

and not in a condescending way. What a great point, though. You know, shit I was pointing out about commercials for the last thousand. You'll find stereotypes in all kinds of movies, including 2025's Best Picture Winner, one battle after another. I haven't watched it. I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.

Again, they could be making it on my street. I'd ask him to leave. Which portrays all white men as either racist or useless. Imagine that's a year ago. 20, 25, and they're still making that left-wing shit, and people are still buying it. I wish lefties watch this fucking show, and you learn how to not get brainwashed. That's it for the week, boys and girls. Again, thank you for being such great fans.

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