The Nick DiPaolo Show - France Burning to the Ground | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1961

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about France on Fire, UK's Hijab Hell, College Football, A "Hit" Song and A Cheesesteak Attack! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

We'll do it live. We'll do it. Fucking thing sucks. Andy hears that every time I try to do something on my phone. Never gets old. It reminds me of Christopher on the Sopranos. He was trying to write movie scripts. It was so me and Andy.

He's in the living room in his underwear and his fucking muscle shirt. Trying to fucking... Adrian, this fucking thing ate my script again. She comes over, fucking fixes it. All you had to do is hit this. Folks, you see. I'm not wearing the choppers again. There's a story behind that, too.

Welcome to the show anyways. I'll be talking about France is on fire. That's kind of fun. A lot of armpit hair going up and smoke. And the United Kingdom is what I call hijab hell. Wait till you hear what they're doing. And we got obviously our college football scores over the weekend, very interesting. We had a cheese steak attack in Philly.

What? You heard me. A cheese steak attack in Philly, which is very interesting. thing and a whole bunch of other shit. We've got a woman getting bitch slapped at a concert sitting in the front row, which is one of the funniest things I've ever fucking seen in my life. So anyways, let me burp. If you want to watch this show and all the thing,

I'll get to that. I'm going to be on stage in Dallas with no teeth. I actually kind of like it. You know, I'm sick of being pretty. That happened, well, anyways, when I was 21. If you want to watch this show and all the shows on Rumble, add free and have access to a ton of premium content on Rumble, subscribe to Rumble Premium.

That's all you're going to do. It's really goddamn easy. Yeah, so over the weekend, I'm laying there like the sloth that I am. For good reason, I'm run down feeling horseshit. I know something's fucking off. I'm a little bit feverish. I don't tell him.

He freaks out. I feel gross. And this is on. Saturday and my face, Andy looks at me, he goes, what the fuck? And I could feel it. I could tell myself, again, I don't want to fucking alarm her. You know, I'm going, I'm in the bathroom going, Jesus, what is this about? I had this like Neanderthal swallowing across here. And my whole face was hurting. And I felt, like I said, like I was run down like horrible. And it was getting worse as the games. I'm watching the college football. As the day and night goes on, it's getting

worse and Andy looks in there with the fucking mirror and I go it's all swollen up here and it's numb I can't feel anything but the surgery part looks still looks you know all right so then it's still killing me like around 10 o'clock at night so I go in the kitchen I do a salt water which I've been doing a couple times a day warm water and salt I tell you that's what heals shit if you ever have a cut or something go to the beach it's it's summertime fucking thing I'll heal up in three hours It's crazy. So I do that. And then I go back to laying on the couch like Stephen Hawkin after he died,

not even that much energy. And I guess I'm going like that. And I feel a bubble in my fucking right where the surgery was done. The two posts were put in. And I had texted the doctor Saturday morning because I go, Doc, I don't know what's going on. My face is killing me. And I don't want to be that. I said, I don't want to be that patient that's bugging you all of that.

And he's like, no. you know, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I don't know what's going on. So I did that anyways. And so I don't want to bother them anymore. But then I see this fucking, I look, and if you looked up to the definition of tooth abscess, this would have been the picture of it.

A clear bubble, and I'm going, what the fuck is this now? And I stopped playing with the tip of my tongue, and it pops. And I know enough, because the shit in an abscess is literally, if I swallow that, I'm going back to the hospital for septic fucking shock.

Because he had mentioned a week earlier, he goes, if you see a bubble or something, or you taste a bitter taste, and it smells funny, you know, and that hadn't happened yet. But he said, you know, that's when you know, call me or whatever. So I'm

playing with it, yeah, and it pops. So I immediately go, you know, keep it in my mouth. And I can smell it. How gross is this? How fucking, that's poison. and it's bitter and it smelled like hot garbage. I swear to fucking God. I run into the bathtub. You guys enjoying the beginning of the show?

Are you watching this during lunch? Enjoy that fucking cheeseburger. I spit in this. I spit blood and whatever in the sink. I keep spitting. I can taste it, you know? I just keep spitting and spitting. And I documented it.

I took a picture of it and then I had Andy take a picture the fucking, but let me tell you something. I'd say 10, 15 minutes after that, my face is already going down. 55%, 60% of the pain went away. It was all fucking building up and it needed a release somewhere that, what a fucking weird. I mean, it's a great thing what your body does.

It's saying, get the fuck out of here. That's why we have to have it on hand, you're right. Yeah, so I'm still on, you know what. I'm still on antibiotic, so as run down, and like an idiot yesterday, I go workout, and he goes, don't go fucking workout. I go, I'm laying here like a sloth. I have to see if I have a fucking heartbeat.

So I go fucking work out, even halfway through the workout, I can tell. You guys know the difference between a healthy sweat and a fever sweat? Yeah, I mean, you can tell the difference. I'm about halfway through it, and I'm going, this isn't the good sweat. Tell me. Yeah. I start to get more. But I finish it.

I'm walking to the car. I wanted somebody to carry me. I felt, and I was soaked. Now I'm sweating. Wait. Now the good sweat comes. Now I'm drenched. And I'm going, is this part infection part, whatever the fuck? That was Sunday. That was yesterday, which was stupid.

But anyways, the pain's almost gone. I just feel a little tingling on my teeth. But compared to what I was going through Saturday, It's almost fucking gone. I took an ibuprofen last night because I was getting clammy and shit. So that's the update of me. I'm just letting you know.

So when I dropped dead in Dallas, you won't be shocked. You know, I just jinx myself. The plane's going down. What? Yeah. At least some. Hey, good news is we could identify him by his dental records. He had three teeth on the upper.

Ah, that and I made a delicious chicken pop pie last night. That was my fucking week. I mean, I was a sloth. I fucking played guitar a little bit and fucking, I'm like, I have to write. But you don't feel like writing when you're fucking clammy and run down either.

It's like, you don't have the energy to fucking think. I was just staring at the, I actually, I've finally broken a habit though. I'm done with the NFL. I don't even watch them on Sunday. I put my picks in. I've had, on college, after Saturday, I've had plenty.

And I'm kind of proud of myself. with that. I didn't watch any of the games. I checked in late on the Sunday night game. Of course, fucking chat, GPT. Got that one wrong too, you motherfucker. I hope you're listening to me. You probably are. You're somewhere. I understand how the shit works. Anyhow, that is that. Anything else, I guess. I can't think of anything. Anything else? No, I didn't move. I didn't feel like moving. I actually, it was pouring. I'm like, fuck it. Instead of going. downtown which I didn't I'm gonna lay off that for a while too I realized when I was down there was it Thursday or Friday during the day I'm going oh yeah you're

not supposed to drink when you're on antibiotics they really don't it's not gonna kill you but it's not gonna help you know it waters down the fucking antibiotic so that might have a little to do with it becoming a real they say you move here if you're an alcoholic or to become an alcoholic I'm in the ladder I think let's get to France burning. Violent rioting over the weekend in Françon. Unwrestless mainly high school students protests over teacher shortages, overcrowded classrooms, and deteriorating buildings, and it spread nationwide with fires, school blockades, and clashes with police. Actual schools were burning. Four to 500 schools are expected to remain.

fully or partly closed. Do you hear that? That's a lot of fucking schools. Here's a little footage if you don't believe me. Elections which could end up as a direct contest between the hard left and the far right national rally. It's leader Marine Le Pen sharing this video with police women being chased down and demanding a new anti-riot law. Inter-riot law.

That accent can make a riot sound classy. you know officials report 24 schools burned or vandalized 78 education staff injured or roughly 5,000

and roughly 5,000 arrests is this another video? Oh, beautiful. It looks like America. Oh they still make those alarms where the horn goes off? That's why I moved out of Queens

by the way. Oh my God. I lived in a story of Queens. Folks, to find a parker spot on my street in Astoria of Queens, literally you had to fucking circle it for about 45 minutes. You know, New York life. Anyways, and that was in the

heyday of those alarms going off. Somebody would look at a car and it would go off. And when I tell you they'd be going off every hour for the whole day, oh my fucking word. Anyways, more demonstrations are planned for Tuesday, October 6. The government blamed

violent infiltrators. When they say that, the same thing's going on over there. There's a lot of school kids, but there's also a lot of, you know what, Antifa types. Far-left jerk-offs being supported by a George Soros type, if not him himself, somebody just like him. Teachers unions criticize the police response and support the students' demands. The French government is attributing recent, violent, student riots to the influence of far-left political groups, particularly targeting, oh, they know who did,

Jean-Luc Melet-Chan in his party, Le France insomis. I said that perfectly. It's French from mayonnaise. What? Limousine. What's the? Insumise.

Anyways, yeah, so it's sort of the same narrative over there and the same apparatus as far as politics and what's causing this. And as you notice there, they said, oh, they have no air conditioning, by the way. France isn't big on air conditioning because they really, you know, they think it's going to hurt the sky still. And I don't blame the kids. It's like 110 in their classrooms. And, I mean, some of the shit's legit, you know.

But you don't hear the media when they mention overcrowded classrooms. That's another huge problem. Well, why is that? Well, it's because little Becky behind you is wearing hijab and her 14 brothers. And half the fucking Gaza Strip, wherever they're coming from, fucking Morocco, I don't know. But you know what I'm saying? Europe's being overrun. Western culture is being overrun.

Fucking NATO countries are useless to us. Anyways, that's where the overcrowding comes. Sort of like here when Biden led in 10, 15 million illegals. You know, it tends to make things crowded, the men's room, the bar, the fucking Taco Bells, the fucking home deepel parking lot which is a good thing if you got a gutter that needs fixing and anyways hey folks i can't believe this i've been uh you know fretting about this day um we didn't put this date on until like a month ago or whatever but i'm saying it was it was 11 months ago i'm going i'm taking the year right well guess what

nicky go back to worky uh this thursday night please come out like i said i'm using this as a barometer Although, I won't hold it against you Thursday if it's not, you know, because I've been gone and, you know, it could be, I don't want you to get poisoned from the rust on the stage. It's pouring out of my fucking face. Anyways, October 8th, that's this Thursday. Hyannies in Dallas. November 5th, the punchline Atlanta. November 6th, Rivers Casino, Philly. November 7th, Sol, Joel's and Pots, Tom P.A. I hope my mouth is half normal by then. And then January 22nd, if those four dates go well, I'll be at Wonders Theater, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, January 2, 2.2. Go to Nicktip.com to get your tickets now before they sold out. While you're there, go to the merchandise page and pick up something.

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Now you tell you son, Frank. Let's stay on the fucking Muslim situation. UK in hijab hell. UK, listen to this. UK, the United Kingdom, folks, they give 1,000 or more free hijabs to illegal

migrants via taxpayers' purse. Is that enough to make you want to fucking kill somebody? The restrictive Islamic apparel is reportedly being handed over to females landing on UK shores illegally at a rate of 162 a month. That's it. When I watch the news, it looks like more than that. Because it's all men. That's exactly right. They're handing them out to them, too.

You know, there are trans Muslims. It's a joke in there somewhere. I'll dig it out later. ain't she a piece of ass. Holy shit. That looks like an ugly baby being born with glasses and that's her face coming out of fucking

some black woman's twat. That was horrible, Nick. I know, but kind of funny. It also mirrors concerns revealed in a study that found just over one-sixth of the British public. I'll repeat that. One-sixth. That's tiny.

Of the British... No, that's actually one-sixth. When I'm, consider what I'm talking about, it's huge. One sixth of the British public sees the growth of Muslim population in the UK. Only one, no, it's small, as a threat to British culture. Only one sixth finds them being invaded by Muslims a problem. One sixth of the total population. It's already gone.

It's gone. And France is going soon. And do you see, folk, this is the West. It's a Western way of life. And I don't know if all those NATO countries are going to fall like dominoes. I think Germany has a history of getting angry sometime. I hope they would stand up and do something. We know Ireland, well, I got to give it to,

Ireland, it wasn't really about Muslims. Well, I don't know. But it was about illegals pouring over there from Africa. And remember we show clips of them kicking the doors in of the illegal's apartments and burning them down? I mean, is that what you want Nick? No, but that's what it's going to take. Nobody wants that.

Conservative Shadow Home Secretary, whatever the hell that is. Chris Philp, not Philip, Fulp, dashing young man, said the left-wing labor government under Prime Minister Andy Burnham must stop handing out hijabs to illegals immediately. This is the left-winger. If that's not Stephen Colbert of fucking

of the UK, I don't know who is. Look at that. It's Colbert. Smug little fucking dink. I'd like to crack you a fucking. It's an insult to hardworking British taxpayers that they're funding religious items for people who have broken into our country.

It should not be for us to fund someone else's religious practices. And that's all true, sir. But is that your biggest concern? Right now is the hijabs? Oh, come. That's David Lerod. you believe that David Lee Roth

they keep putting clips of him up on the internet I he's insane and it makes me like him but he's he's certifiably crazy he's got leather on like he's 22

and he was a real fucking great front man he was a handsome guy with all the he is an old Jewish queen is what he is he's a Jewish half everybody thought he was he's got tight leather pants on with his little Army helmet dick.

And he's pointing to it. As he's singing like a cat that just got hit by a truck, he is in fucking saying, I can't take my eyes off him. And he makes, and he's pointing and he's trying to sing fucking ice cream man. And oh my God, he's fucking crazy. It's a guy who couldn't get enough attention. Could never stop getting attention. Andy, when we lived in L.A., Andy was at a dance club with a friend.

Stacy, and who was on the dance floor must have been on drugs, dancing by himself like a fucking maniac. This was in the mid-90s. So, you know, Van Halem was still in his rearview mirror, but people like, what the fuck? And they all knew it was David. And he said he would run off the dance floor,

guzzle like a quarter. He must be doing ecstasy. Guzzle like a quarter water and then run back on the dance floor and be fucking freaking out. Oh my God. He, again, attention. Attention.

Once you have it, you can't. it, you know? Luckily, I never got to that stage in my career. Many illegal immigrants actually hate our values, the guy said, the conservative. Many come here for free accommodation and the life on benefits at our expense. You think? Illegal immigrants crossing the channel are breaking into our country. They have no legitimate reason to flee France, which is clearly safe. See, what's your excuse now, lefties? That's not asylum. It's what they've done for hundreds of years. And the story's the same. Do you have the balls to nip it in the bud?

I mean, after thousands of years, you can't say nip it in the butt. Here's the lady who burned her head cooking toast. That's why we must leave the European Convention on Human Rights so we can... That I like what he said. He wants to leave the European Convention on Human Rights. It's like the United Nations. It's all under the guise of helping poor countries and all that horseshow. But it's really about taking down America and anybody he,

more powerful. We know that. Wyatt's still in New York. That's one thing Trump butter. He was thinking about kicking him out. Maybe you got a nice hooker on human rights so we can deport all illegal immigrants immediately upon arrival. Fucking shoot him! I'll say it again.

When all those people were pouring in, remember when Biden fucking trains full were coming? And I said, if you shot one of them, even, again, maybe non-lethal, even if it was a rubber bullet or whatever. I'd rather a flamethrower.

I'm just saying, if you fucking hurt one of them physically bad, no one else is coming over that fence. That's called a deterrent. It's why guns were invented and shit like that, slingshots and purple nerples. I don't even know what that is. I'd like to twist your tit off.

That's what we called it. Ah, my nipple came on. At a home office source told the mail, that's the publication. It claimed a legal duty to provide basic clothing, including cultural and religious items. Who says? Under the short-term holding facility rule. I want people to say that are opposed in these lefties to go, who said? And why does your word mean more than mine? We're not following your shit. But you don't hear that, even in this country yet. I read a thing about that El-Sayed guy, you know, the guy running in Michigan.

He's kind of, I mean, he looks like an American bro. You know, I mean? He's got a good person. He's kind of an American job. And somebody, I don't know if they were complaining or they were pointing out some woman or some lefty was saying. He's just a, he's like a regular jock. He farts all the time. Don't make me like him.

Anyways, he's so he's not a real. he's kind of a fake alpha male or whatever including cultural religious items under the short term because the left needs an ultra male in this country they're all soy boys and you know he's their guy short term holding facility rules with newly arrived Muslims at the forefront those being granted free stuff should be booted immediately

Dukkah Dukkah Muhammad Jihad Hakka Shurpa a Bakalah God I love that sounds like a song more than 19,000 small boat illegal migrants that's a lot of small boats 19,000 four in each Christ sakes Mexicans can fit 11 in a Toyota there's Ilan Omar's sister her name is cheesecake like the fucking tear her dark eyes out and fucking burn her her job that's filled with the lice and fucking eggs more than 9,000 small voter legal migrants have arrived so far this year, with the ruling political class under labor showing no sign of stopping the inflow or turning back the boats.

Well, you need of Donald Trump over there, what you need. This Muslim twat disagrees with that. Oh, that was the... We had a video that wouldn't play. Wasn't that funny anyways? Some braw and hijab fucking talking some type of cucka. Anyways, as you know, it's my favorite time of the year. Well, let me cover this up.

Where did it go? Anyways, you know, college football. It's embarrassing how much time I'm spending. I can't. I'm close, though. Like I said, I've kicked the NFL out of my life. That's a good sign. And I said to my wife, I'm embarrassed if somebody, if I get that, well, I'm not going to go to heaven,

but wherever I'm going, if there's a guy there. a bounce early. God says, let's see what you've done. And they show how many hours I watched football. It's going to, I go, send me to hell. I deserve it. Let me burn him fucking. It's the only passion I ever really fucking hat.

I'm not sick. I'm still not close to sick of it. So I don't know what the, if God was fair, he would have made me a good football player. And I could have fucking become rich. But no, he gave me a filthy mouth. Literally, I'm dying over here. college football, the top 25.

Let's take a look at how they did over the weekend. Are you going to put it up? Yeah, I have to be able to start. Go ahead. Number two, Georgia, 38. Vanderbilt 14. Kind of expected. Then Bill Belichick had to play Notre Dame this weekend.

I watched a lot of that game. Notre Dame 37, North Carolina, 26. Notre Dame is ranked third, by the way. Number four, Miami, 41, Clemson, 13. Look out for fucking Miami, Ufa. And Ohio State, 31, Iowa, 4. Look out for them, as usual. I'm seeing the same.

Georgia, Alabama. So Ohio State, number five, kicked their shit out of number 14, Iowa. Why, that's a big deal. Iowa beat Michigan last week, but Michigan don't seem to have it this year. Number six, Indiana. They haven't really played a tough schedule. 47, Rutgers 15, and then you got ranked a blowout. Alabama, this was, let me tell you something, though, about this.

I don't know if you saw any of this, Dallas. Alabama number seven beat number 16, Mississippi State, 56 to 23. Alabama at Mississippi State number one. But let me tell you something about that quarterback, Cairo Taylor, I think his name. He's a sophomore at Mississippi. I've never seen anybody throw a football on a line. It looks like a baseball coming out of his hand. And it's a tight spiral.

This kid, he's only a sophomore. I know they get blown up, but it ain't his fault, a defense. This kid, I've never, I mean, I've seen Joe Namath, Marino. I'm talking some of the strongest arms you've ever seen. This kid, black kid, young black kid, throws a fucking piece. It doesn't even look natural. And I'm not talking like a 10-yard out or 15 yards over the middle. I'm talking like 30 yards on a line.

It looks fucking different. You hear me going? Different. What the fuck? I'm going to do comedy. Anyways, yeah, keep an eye on that kid. I know they get crushed. Why is that a big deal?

Because Mississippi was ranked 16th. They hadn't lost. Mississippi State, excuse me, hadn't lost a game. Alabama goes, yeah, we haven't either. Did they? No. Then you got Florida. They were ranked eighth.

And it's funny because Nick Saban said, I think they're one of the, and I did too. They looked like ass kickers this year. They ranked number eight. Well, they went to number 25 Missouri and got skunked 45, 17. I watched that one. Number 10, BYU 17 to 10 over TCU. Number 11, LSU, 63 against McNeese.

State, 63 to 14. Of course, I took McNeice. I took McNeice getting. I'm doing the math. 48. That's right. I would have lost. Number 12, Texas Tech 29. Colorado 7, number 17, Tennessee, 24. Dallas's team, Auburn, 14. Number 18, USC 25. Washington. 21. Number 20, Houston, 27, UCF 17. Number 21, SMU, 25, Boston College 16. Number 22, Boise State, 37. Utah State, 18. Number 4, 24, Kentucky, 35, ooh, to 34 over South Carolina. That was a good one, by the way. Um, yeah, anyways, right? It was. The hyperbole is done. Now we can finally play the game. Oh, my goodness. Good boy. Let's stay on college football real quick.

I get nervous when I do sports, folks. I don't know how many years. I shouldn't because you're conservative for the most part. You're a lot of crowd or crowded. But he's not a big sports guy either. So maybe that's why I get to. Anyways, Colorado State, this is a college football story, but it's different. Colorado State was embarrassed on its own turf by Oregon State on Saturday to the tune of 56 to 26.

The blowout loss came just a week after the Rams. That's a Colorado state again. Gave up 59 points to universities, Texas, San Antonio, and a 59-40. So they gave up 59 back-to-back. That's 118 points in two games. Signaling that there is a very real issue on the defensive side of the ball, you think? But the deficiencies are no longer on Colorado State defensive coordinator, Tyson Summers. Do you know why?

That's him hunting, I think. What the fuck? This is because Summers is no longer with the program, and it's the manner in which he was dismissed from his duties that has understandably caused quite the stir at the school. Colorado State head coach Jim Moora, that's the one that was in the NFL, right? There's a couple mores.

There's a kid. You're right. This is his kid or a brother. You're right. You remember the guy that went playoffs? Playoffs! Colorado State head coach Jim Morris stripped Summers of his play calling duties. Listen to this. During the game.

During the game against Oregon State on Saturday. He did so before the first half, even ended. He told the guy, you're no longer the defensive coordinator. This is how he told him. Summers was on the sideline to begin the game, but disappeared after the Beavis took a 14-0-0-0 lead with just over one minute left in the opening quarter. Oh, God.

Speaking with, how about, you know what's funny? We'll find out, though. The defense could just suck. Excuse me. Speaking with reporters after the game, Moore explained that he had relieved summers of his play calling duties and that the now former defensive coordinator

made the decision on his own to leave the field. Well, you know, I don't know. In the heat of the battle, I want to see next week what their defense does. I want to see under, you know, watch they shot out Ohio State. The Bieber scored another 21 points in the second quarter and carried a 35-14 lead

into the halftime before capping off a 30-point victory on the road. Oh, that poor fuck. That poor fuck. Excuse me. Excuse me. Let's move on, shall we? And now for Nick's video of the day. I stumbled, and this is our vaudeville segment video of the day,

I stumbled over a clip from the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in the 70s when it was the greatest talk show ever. Nothing's ever topped it, even Letterman. And I love Letterman Show. Believe me. I fucking loved it. This clip is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Cass. Let's see if you can guess. We'll show you the whole interaction. And I wanted to see if you can guess who I think the asshole is in the incident. This is, I'll set up real quick.

Oliver Reed is an actor, famous guy in the 70s, a British actor. And Shelley Wentz is a woman who is very popular. and this. She had the reputation is like the town pump in Hollywood. She fucked all the stars when she was good looking. Then she'd get fat and fucking old. And she was in the Poseidon Adventure and shit. But like most

women and actresses and anybody goes to Hollywood, you're turning to a feminist twat that the world doesn't need. And this guy is sort of a I should give you a trigger woman if there's any feminist young women watching this. This guy was just calling it the way it is. And once

again, even back then the left couldn't handle the truth. Go ahead, Rollie. Do they have a women's movement? The big in England, Arthur. Always. The women in England are quite good. They're always in the kitchen, so you can't hear them when they shout. You think that's what they should mean.

I think that most women, I think that most women are very happy. I really think that most women are happy in the kitchen. Not because they like, oh, men make the best chefs. That's an idea of the argument. When you go to a hotel and find the chef is a woman, madam. Shakespeare wasn't a bird, madam. Now, Johnny has to... And neither's Johnny...

I think if they paid women in the kitchen, as much as they pay chefs in a hotel, I think that would love to be in a kitchen. Pause. That's Johnny doing his role in Hollywood to keep the left and his boss is happy, because you think he was a fucking feminist, Johnny? Johnny would have a few drinks and smack a bitch. I might have made that up, but he was an angry drunk and, you know, anyways, go ahead. I think that basically women are very happy in the kitchen,

simply because it means that they're feeding their children and looking after them. I'm getting hard. I think that the time arises when a woman is put out to work. And I think then when she comes back and says, oh, I've had a heavy day and the husband arrives at the same time, that's a bad deal because then they're going to fight, who's going to cook, who's going to wash up. I think that a woman's place is looking after her man and her children. And I think a man's place is to hear that. Actual applause.

First of all, no guy today in Hollywood have the balls to say that? Hey, Mark Ruffalo, that reminds me, if I ever see you in person, I'm going to puck and I'm going to punch you right in your face. and then piss on you. When you're unconscious, you fucking faggot. Okay, back to the clip. Look after her to protect her and provide her with a little warmth. I really do believe you have the old factor.

Can't that that. Yeah, but it's fairly sweet. I mean, the women's liberationists, if they thought about that. Shh. But, woman. Women's liberationists. That's how he handled this.

It's great. I think that women's liberationists. Timing. And that's what is honest. I think that women's liberation is sometimes do extraordinary things. I don't think, I don't think that an actual fact that it gives them much armament to their cause. I mean the fact that I have been smothered in whiskey and it is whiskey, and it is whiskey,

I can taste it. It pays no cause to the lady. There are going to be a lot of people on this program that will laugh at that and there will be several who will probably be quite indignant. I'm not indignant because this is indicative of the bad manners of a lot of chauvinist ladies. All right. You fucking whew.

Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. And that was Nick's video of the day. Even back then, can't handle the truth. And you're going, why do you think that's the truth, Nick? I'm so sick of speaking on this. Of course, I'm glad women get paid for the same jobs. And if any boss goes, you're not getting

a promotion like you'll blow me. nobody wants that in the fucking work and all that shit okay it's all been cured by the way and there's more women in the workforce right now and they still don't take the dangerous jobs that pay more and that's why when they do the math to feminists we're still not getting paid with four cents less they don't take the fucking dangerous jobs they're not into the science and math shit for the most part so i'm sick of hearing it but that's so typical of a lefty isn't it that's you know assault today by the way

but I'm just saying they have to get violent or act like that when they're confronted with this stupidity and I love the fact that people applauded when he first made a statement which today nobody would nobody would

so I just fucking that was and that wasn't set up I know people that was probably no it fucking was not you can go read about it so that's great TV though. And the way he fucking handled that and just I fucking love that guy.

And then he, he waited to the, like a good comedian. He waited for the laugh to stop before he went on with his well done, Oliver. And guess what? You're right on the money. Thanks. And the other reason I, we can affirm what he said is a lot of young women

who are miserable and who will tell you secretly. Yeah, we had it good. And these feminist twatts fucked it up. No, I got to go to work. I mean, here's something women don't know, I think, especially young feminists. You know, maybe you don't care. Maybe you don't want a guy's respect. When they say there's nothing harder than raising children, and that's what women do,

the guys are at work, and that's what it was supposed to be. Men respect women like that. And, I mean, we're not saying barefoot in the kitchen and all that shit, whatever. But I'm saying, guys, if you left guys to raise the kids alone, check that fucking how that works. And it is. I've watched my sisters and raise kids and now my nieces are raising. I fucking, there isn't anything harder.

You have to fucking focus on them every second of the day? What the fuck? Anyways, Shelley Winters, glad you're dead. I don't even know if you are dead. Let's move on to another show. Now here's chauvinism, male chauvinism.

I don't defend. A Georgia singer is accused of slapping a woman causing two black eyes, which is bullshit because the woman was black. They were already black when she came in. Right? Right. During a performance as police issued an arrest warrant for the alleged assault, sole singer Sky Watley, I like his old stuff, was charged with simple battery for his caught on video,

strike of a woman identified as, Shemika Boyd The minute I heard it first name, I go There's more of the story When he was on stage at the legendary Award show in concert on September 6th Check this out She's in the front row

And It was a slap that created a frenzy Across social media And now the musician Who was seen hitting the woman in this video Was hit with a battery charge this week You're not even safe from brothers When you're fucking

buying their tickets and paying good money to sit in the front row your fan and they lash out. I wonder if he mistaked her. He hasn't made a statement, though. I would have come out and go, I thought that was my ex-wife. I was drunk and I apologize. Anyways, a black woman's place is in the kitchen and make a pancakes. I've seen it on a box. A warrant was issued for Watley earlier this week.

That's the singer. But police have not arrested the musician according to the outlet. Let's listen to Machika. Shamika. You know, I like the internet. Every clip is of a white woman yelling at some manager at a store and they call them Karen's and shit. And apparently they're the real problems aside, but it's not the Tanikwas and the Shamikas that are brawling in the street, drunk with no underwear on, you know, at night in Atlanta and shit. But anyways, here is, nobody deserved to be slapped like that, Shamika. I understand what you got to say about it.

I feel that my case is not important like other people cases. Very eloquent. Why is that so low? Watley, who is roughly 3,500 monthly listeners, I don't know if that's a lot or a little. I think it's a little on Spotify, was performing inside Lonzel performing arts theater and Tucker Georgia. What the hell is that, Georgia,

when he allegedly slapped Boyd, unprovoked. When he hit me, I was devastated because I'm thinking, Why did he hit me? He had no reason to hit me. When I heard that, I'm like, she's got to be lying. I don't know. To me, she'd go, I'm suing that motherfucker. I don't know, you know, but she's going, I don't know.

She was hit with enough force, listen to this, to pop out the composite material on her tooth. I can relate and sustain two black eyes. And again, how do you know? That's the part I don't understand when I did nothing to him. Boyd said about the alleged unwarranted I want to hear the explanation Of course we didn't get that Well he's probably in hiding

Boyd claims that Watley also made a crude gesture towards her and cursed drought After hitting her I didn't see that Maybe not clear enough After he flipped me off he was like F you bitch This is for the real men

I don't remember seeing Sinatra do that The Summer Wind The Ping! Two fingers Boy reported the incident to the police after the show but nothing was done of the alleged assault until this week. Let's stay on that one.

That's an interesting one. And if she's telling the truth, then there's no prior contact and relationship with those two, then I hope she gets a ton of money. Fucking brother, what you'd be doing, motherfucker? Finally tonight, and your sister's back

here. Pat's Pist is the headline. A customer captured on video throwing a cheese steak at a manager of Pat Kings of Steaks turned himself in and was charged with harassment, police said. As you know, Philly, and I've been there a thousand times to do comedy and always get my cheese steak. I actually had a great opening bit one of the times I was there. I saw a guy come out of, and it's a true story, I saw a guy come out of subway. You know, Subway restaurants with a cheese steak in Philly.

And I said, that's like being in Rome and going, where's Domino's? Or I should say Naples. The man surrendered Thursday with charges announced Friday morning, according to a Philly police spokesperson. It comes after Pat's King of Stakes offered five grand. I love this. Got to be an Italian behind it. For information leading to an arrest and charges in the incident, surveillance video,

appears to show the man throwing a cheese steak, I'd say the boy, into a manager's face in South Philly. And what was the little black kid's name that said, what are you talking about, Willis? Anyways, that's him. No, it's not. Anyways, let's check out the video and watch this could be black. So that general manager there has worked at Pats for nearly 50. The guy has worked there for 50 years, right? 50 years.

You know how many customers he served and all that shit? And that's never happened before. What does that tell you? Anyways, I don't like that guy. I'll tell you something wrong with the black man mine. There's something wrong with his mind. General manager Tom Francono said the customer walked up to the window and ordered the sandwich. About 10 minutes later, Frankano recalled the customer termed.

with the opened cheese steak and said, this steak's garbage. And hey, who knows good steak more than a 12-year-old black kid? Sharp-Bone and Frank Oliveria. Said the video he reviewed, showed the customer ripping the sandwich apart by hand before approaching the window.

He assaulted my employee, so we're going to have the cocksucker whack next Tuesday in front of the fucking forum. No, he assaulted my employee, so we'll see how many of his friends that he has online are really his friends. See who's going to turn him in first. Olivier said, the power of the camera, AI, will find him.

We'll find him. $5,000 will pull him out of whatever rock he's living under. Let's talk to the guy who got hit in the face with the thing. And I just love his Philly accent. And, you know, he's just a hardworking guinea or whatever. Check it up. I was pretty pissed off, you know. I'm not used to getting a steak thrown in my face.

You know, I mean, if you don't like the steak, I mean, be a little nicer. Be a little nicer. Only throw half of it. How could you, only a fucking, only a little, you know what, could waste a fucking Pat's cheese steak. And there's another one, what's the other one?

Pat's, too, that claim they're the best, but I always go to Pat's because I always hear that name. But there's two really killer ones. I think Patz uses the cheese whiz, too, which, believe it or not, is fucking great on a cheese steak. It's kind of funny, right? The Allsota goes to get meat, meat, You use ribby usually.

I don't know if they, they, ribby is the steak you use when you make a cheese steak. Imagine putting fucking cheese wasn't a ribby. It works. The trillionaires.

That is it for today, boy, Senna, girls. I hope you're like of the show. How far did we get? We did them all. I really am impressive. Anyways, don't forget cameo.com.

Apparently you have, and never mind that. Don't forget me, Thursday night. This Thursday. that night. I'm doing, oh, let me give you the, now that I think of it, let me give you the schedule for the week. I'll be here tomorrow, and then Wednesday and Thursday morning, I'm on Crowder

in his studio live with him, and that Thursday night, I'm at hyenas in Dallas, and I fly home on Friday. That's how it go. All right, you guys think it, I'll say it, you're very welcome. I will see you back here tomorrow morning. Have a good rest of tomorrow morning. tomorrow night. Have a good rest of the day. Hi, good night, everybody.