The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fredo Full of Sh!$ | Nick Di Paolo Show #632

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

Florida has lowest number of cases. New York Sh!tty. Jussie Smell-it. Fredo F@%$ up. ASU leftist groups cry foul.

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Let's keep this freedom fight going. guitar solo Oh yeah, it's that time again, folks. Hi, how are ya? Yeah. With drops of Jupiter in her hair. How's it going, folks? Welcome to the big show. Coming to you today from Seattle. Just play along.

Okay, we can't look at the technology. We've been trying to get this show off the ground, oh, for about, I'd say, 27 minutes now. Just because all this shit's unreliable. No, I'm not a fucking Joe Rogan guy who's got a trillion dollars and can buy whatever that big machine is that takes away all these problems. Isn't that the name of it? The takeaway machine?

You know, so there's a million wires on the floor. I don't know what the fuck they do. And it's not Dallas' fault because we've had nine producers. Everything's fine. We go home yesterday. Then we'll come in and it's not Dallas' fault because we've had nine produces. Everything's fine. We go home yesterday. Then we'll come in and it's like fucking Steve Jobs' ghost took a piss all over the equipment out of bitterness or whatever the fuck. But, boy, I could punch somebody right in the face now, preferably a paralyzed 12-year-old girl. What the fuck does that mean?

I want to get this off my chest before, real quick. Boat parade, Savannah, they do it the night after Thanksgiving. It's a big deal. Last year we went, me, the wife, my buddy, a couple other people had a room at the Hyatt right on the river here, Savannah, balcony, you can drink, watch the, it's excellent. Last year must have been 40 boats. It took an hour and a half, two hours last year. So we show up again thinking we're going to get the same thing, eight boats, going around in a circle trying to fool us.

All lit up and shit. What the fuck, Savannah? And then people were online going crazy. You know, because people drive for hours and might even fly in. It's kind of a big deal. And, yeah, so, I'm just putting you on alert,

Savannah. I was laying on the couch with my hand on my sack watching Auburn, Alabama, like most fellas. And, isn't that a great feeling? The wife goes,

come on, get up, take a shower. We got to go. OJ, I understand. You know, anyways, I was very disappointed. Apparently a lot of other people were, but the other thing is you can't get room service in any hotels anymore because of COVID. Maybe Florida because of COVID. The hotels realized how much money they can save by not having kitchen help there. Why do you go to a hotel? I go for room service two things. Room service and

masturbating on the remote. In that order. Anyways, yeah, no room service. So fuck this COVID shit. And you idiots that are still wearing your mask, why am I cursing? Alright. I just, I'm tired of everything. And you idiots that are still wearing your mask, why am I cursing? All right.

I just, I'm tired of everything. Oh, excuse me. I burped. In the N-word segment, Thomas Alexander Starks, 31, of Libsyn, North Dakota, was filmed on closed circuit TV trying to break inside the office of Republican Senator John Hovens or Havens in Fargo on December 21st, 2020, using an ax. That's right. He had an ax. Here's the clip.

If you don't believe me. La la la. I'm a moron who votes left. La la la. This is what I do when I get outsmarted and I realize I voted wrong. I'm just a douchebag. I'm an anti-Tifa who thinks that's tough. In April, he pleaded guilty to a charge of destruction of government property.

Federal sentencing guidelines suggested 10 to 16 months in prison. But get this, he was only sentenced to probation and fined $2,784 for restitution. I mean, Jesus. Normally, you get more of a punishment if you rip a tag off a mattress or you illegally record Tyler Perry's boo-too, show it on a sheet in your garage and charge your friends. I mean, why such a light sentence? It's ridiculous. Oh, that's right. The office he was violently breaking into was a Republican's. By the way, that was more violent than anything I saw on January 6th, honestly. I almost forgot that justice is no longer meted out equally under the law since radical leftist cum dumpsters stole the last election

and are trying to change our way of life. Thomas Starks, or Taz, as his jerk-off friends from Antifa call him, is doing God's work in the eye of Democrats and their life partners in the media. I mean, it's not like he's the devil incarnate, like that guy with the painted blue and white face and the Viking hat, you know, alleged Trump supporter who was given three and a half years in prison for the heinous acts of walking around the Capitol chambers and smiling. And while doing so, he had to step over fresh turds left there earlier by the likes of AOC, Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, Mitch McConnell,

and all the other useless corporate shills who pretend to do work for us there. Fine. Okay. Send Mr. Q. Shannon, Annanon, which is not even true. Fine. Send him to prison. But please don't tell me ever again how the White House is the people's house and we own all those buildings and we're welcome.

Okay. As far as this jerk off with the axe as compared to the guy with the Viking hat, who do you think is more capable of violence of the two? That's right, the gay Paul Bunyan. Get this, not only did he not get any jail time, the FBI returned his axe to him as well. Like a friendly neighbor who borrowed it to chop up some firewood or a rotted

tree stump or his wife after she complimented Matt Goetz on his hair while watching TV with her husband. And finally, if that's not bad enough, three prominent North Dakota Dems, all broads by the way, contributed to a GoFundMe page to help Pansy Boy with his legal expenses. I think that Senator Hoeven should meet with Starks and, you know, bury the hatchet, so to speak, right in the middle of his skull. And that's the N-word. I can my butt. Anyways. I'm immune to coffee now. This is cup number six, and I'm falling asleep. You know what I do?

I drink like six of these in the morning, and then I crash when I go home from the caffeine. You know when you come down from coke and you get miserable? I went upstairs. I'm like, I'll take a little nap before I work out. That was at four o'clock. Woke up at 10 after seven. Then I was up till 3.30 watching Brazilian wax videos on YouTube. I'm kidding. I was watching female pelvic exams. Those are even dirtier. I'm just saying, folks, you can get nudity anywhere, especially if you're looking into my living room at 3 in the morning.

Boy, I'm glad I Scotchgarded those curtains. You know, all right. No, no, no, no! Oh, boy, we haven't done this in a while. In our FLA segment tonight, Florida, the state of Florida, is continuing to report the lowest rate of daily coronavirus cases per capita in the nation. And the figure dropped even lower over the holiday weekend. Isn't that terrific? Who's with me?

Come on, we got to love Florida. Who's with me? Come on, we got to love Florida. According to the New York Times, coronavirus tracker. I don't need to know anything else. Is that the virus in Florida? Even me, who had trouble in math and science,

can read that crap. It looks like my happiness over the last two years of my life. According to the New York Times coronavirus tracker, it's a guy named Pedro. They just make out with Chinese people in the... Anyways, last updated, November 29th, Florida is reporting just three cases of the virus per 100,000. Just three cases. But I like the way they even worded it. They're reporting. In other words, maybe there's more than just not reporting. I'm telling you, I'd pick up on all this shit.

Just three cases per 100,000 people. Get this, folks. That's the lowest in the nation. Why is that significant? Well, if I could brush off the dust on your memories and remember the shit that DeSantis was taking for not locking people down, for letting kids go to school. Are you guys on the left right about anything? Honestly, you're the dumbest motherfuckers alive. Every single one of you are just ignorant he was right the whole time you guys are trying to

bust his balls remember about the whole thing uh about getting uh vaccines out through he had a whole plan to get him out you know through and they were can criticize him for that remember a lady at a press conference tried to corner him and shit, and he just ripped her apart. And yeah, yeah, the sunshine state. Turns out sunshine's probably good for the virus. Maybe you connect the dots there. Although California's kind of said, oh, that's right, they have liberal jerk-offs running that city for the last 25. When are you going to admit you're wrong about everything? You're stupid. You were wrong about fucking Russiagate. You were wrong about the Ukraine. You were wrong about his phone call. You're fucking wrong about General Flynn. You're wrong about everything. Kavanaugh. You're wrong

about everything. Every fucking thing, including this. All you jerk off liberal cities are making people mask up. It's through the roof. Why don't you guys go do it? I don't know what you do. Seriously, get out of politics, all of yous. Let white old adults run it. Because that's what both women and trans don't have to be white either. Just Republicans.

I'm not even a big fan of Republicans. I think half of them are corrupt too. But I'm saying the DeSantis' of the world, who have a little bit of balls. Now I get off my soapbox and twist my ankle. Soapbox? Slow down, Nick. I'm trying to point to them. Oh, I can't. Oh! Ha-ha!

Overall, the Sunshine State is reporting a daily average of 681 cases. Do you understand they do that in a Starbucks in an hour in New York? Representing a 53% drop over the past two weeks. Notably, hospitalizations, as Tony's subprime would say, hospitalizations, in the state have also dropped by 11% in the same time frame. How do you like that? What was that? Oh, I don't know.

It's the Wacky Zoo Show. Hi, I'm Bubba, and this is shit for teeth. This significant, this significant. I wrote the script folks this is significant as florida came under constant scrutiny the guy i just told you from the establishment media and left-wing politicians over the course of the pandemic namely for refusing to embrace extended lockdowns or even a mask mandate well who was right folks notably florida never once had a statewide mask mandate. Well, who was right, folks? Notably, Florida never once had a statewide mask mandate in place. You know why? They got the best governor in the goddamn country. He was the best guy around.

What do you mean, past tense? Illinois, for comparison, is currently under another statewide mask mandate, yet it is reporting a daily average, get this, of 4,661 cases or 37 per 100,000 people, representing an increase of 45% in the last two weeks. How's it going, Whitmer? A fucking wicked witch. Meanwhile, blue states, which were lavished with praise by the left throughout the course of the pandemic weren't they because you like to pretend you're smart and shit yeah you're really not you don't you're not good at anything i fucking hate you today more than i ever have by the way they were in the course of the pandemic busting Florida, they're currently seeing some of the highest case rates,

the blue cities, in the entire nation. What does that tell you? Again, Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan leads, her state leads. There she is, saying no to Dick. Gretchen Whitmer's Michigan leads with a daily average of 8,457 cases, or 85 per 100,000. That represents a 59% increase

over the last two weeks. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Remember her? Remember her at the beginning? She took off, told everybody to stay home, hey. Remember her? Remember her at the beginning? She took off, told everybody to stay home, then her and her husband got on a boat and took off somewhere. Hey, fucking la, la, la, la.

Similarly, Governor Kathy Huckel, the new governor, I should say interim governor of New York, and Governor Tom Wolf, Democrat, Pennsylvania, couple of jackoffs, there they are, are also reporting some of the highest daily case rates in the nation, 5,809 cases, 30 per capita, and 5,676 cases, 44 per capita, respectively. So they're both taking it in the, hmm, hmm. How's it working out?

They don't care. As long as they get to exercise their power, they don't give a shit. Do you understand? As many people are saying, mask equal tyranny. It's that simple, folks. Again, it's been done before.

Read it. I watched a documentary about a year ago. I told you guys about it. It happened in the 70s. Remember some cult, some guy from India? He's like a guru. I don't know if you remember this, Dallas. Anyways, he came over here with his cult and set up shop. He had a woman in charge who,

to this day, I would say was the most impressive woman I've ever seen on this planet. She built the whole city. I don't even remember the state. You guys are probably laughing at me right now. In the Midwest somewhere, a fucking, I don't know what it was, North Dakota, South Dakota. I don't know. But they built a whole, like, city for this cult and shit. And they actually infiltrated the local politics to win the elections, to put their people in. You know how they did it, Dallas? They put botulism in all the restaurant foods that have buffets and shit. So people couldn't vote.

They did it the week of the election. So people were too sick to vote. And that's how the... You see what I'm saying? And that's just one example. I'm telling you. The Chinese, Rockefeller, Bilderberg group, whoever those people are, going like this. Hey, didn't we...

Didn't somebody back in 1400 A.D. divide the... How'd they do that? we're sitting home watching uh auburn alabama my fault anyways i'm just saying i i can't believe people are buying this that all this is real especially after the election it's just fucking we are the dumbest nation i used to get mad at people go amer, Americans, they're dumb. Boy, they're so right on the fucking money. Still love you. But, I mean, let's wake up.

I should say half the population. You know, as Michael Jordan said, why don't you talk about politics, Michael? And he goes, well, because both Republicans and Democrats wear sneakers. No, buy sneakers, excuse me. And I said, no, the Republicans buy them. The Dems kill people, steal them. Let's move on, shall we? In a related story, New York shitty is the headline.

New York shitty on Monday issued an advisory strongly, it's related to the story, recommending that everyone wear masks indoors in public spaces at all times, regardless of vaccine status. Wait a minute. You're telling me to get a vaccine and you're telling me you have the vaccine,

yet you have to put a mask on. Let me do the math. That means the vaccine doesn't work as we know or works for a limited time. And even you guys get sick and spread it. And you want me to take the shot that didn't work for you. And I don't know what it could do to me. Is that it? La la la. Anyways, regardless of vaccine, I almost said I almost had vacation status amid concern about the new highly mutated strain of the coronavirus named Omicron.

They're telling people to wear masks in public places. And it's, guys, don't you remember two years ago? We just have to flatten the curve for a couple weeks. If you're in New York, you've got to be outraged. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! That was some bodega on it.

de Blasio was trying to buy a pack of gum. I'm also, this is de Blasio, also, no, is it the governor? It's the bitch governor. I'm also issuing a commissioner's advisory. Ooh, strongly recommending. Get those keywords right there, folks. It's a recommendation. It's a recommendation that all New Yorkers wear a mask at all times and in public settings. So if they tell you to go, it's a recommendation. It's not the law. Kiss my ass.

How about even down here? You walk into a restaurant, you're supposed to have a mask on, and they walk you three feet to your table, then you can take it off. And you people are still buying this. I'm going to start a cult since so people are naive. Big sex cult with a lot of handsome guys, a few girls. What? I just bullshit with a naked. I like to hang out with a guy.

I like to banter. Anyways, so that's a public, I got a recommendation. You know, if you're at the grocery store in New York or in building lobbies, offices, retail, you know, anywhere you go, basically, New York. Dr. Dave Chokshi. Looks like a young, I hate to say this, looks like a young Fauci. Commissioner of the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. Mental hygiene.

What do you do, put deodorant on your frontal lobes? Told reporters during an update on the coronavirus situation. And the people's answer to that, I believe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not this fucking time. No fucking way. Oh, yeah. Outgoing Mayor Bill de Blasio and Chokshi said New York City has not identified any cases of Omicron so far, but they should panic you anyways.

They both emphasize that vaccination remains the most crucial tool. Boy, they're selling this like it's the new Coke. It is just embarrassing. And you fuckers are falling for it. I go out to a bar. Luckily, there's some bars down here, and some men don't give a shit. And I'm not even going to name them because I don't know if they're breaking any laws or shit, but that's where I hang out. Sure, they're gay bars. One of them is called the toolbox and the other one's called the fluffer. But listen, anyways, de Blasio is reminding you, just like they do in the NFL games. By the way, I don't believe any of those players are on COVID lists and shit.

Even if they did test positive, those tests, the rapid response ones, are always wrong, number one. Number two, these guys are in the prime of their lives. Pro athlete. You couldn't get him sick if he had a Chinese guy with diabetes pissed down their throat. Well, maybe that might make you a little sick. It happened to me once at the Golden Duck up the street.

I get drunk, we were playing cards. Next thing I know, Jing Flung Ching is standing over me. Vaccination remains the most crucial tool available to fight COVID, said Bill de Blasio. Why would anybody listen to this motherless fuck? There are no Omicron cases

here in New York City at this moment, but I'd still like to panic you anyways. It is very likely there will be, but there are no cases at this moment, de Blasio said during the, what's he trying to take credit for? Why would any, who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly.

Talk about a lame duck. It's a Chinese duck joke in there. I can't dig it up. Right here on our show tonight, great friend of mine from the Hey, I have a good idea for a segment, Dallas. I have that nice office now

that you saw that I'm very proud of. I had nothing to do with other than watching the guys build it. Got the fireplace in there. We do fireside chat. But I want you to make the audio. This should be easy since audio sucks so bad today. Make it sound crinkly like Teddy Roosevelt's giving a fireside chat.

You know that old, I have nothing to fear, that type of. Anyways, I just wanted to mention that. It's another thing you and I won't do. Hey, guys, if you haven't already, please take a moment, and I'm dead serious, sign up at thecomicsgym.com to get my exclusive encore show. Today I'll be highlighting a cat fight. Is that what it says? Between Democrats Ilhan Omar and Republican Lauren Boebert, who's kind of cute, but her voice goes through me

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lying coming up? Yes. Headline. You know what we need? Write these down because I'm serious. I need... You know the news, breaking news? I suppose I could just throw that on the iPad. Anyways, what's the headline here? Pussy Smell It. Oh, Jussie Smell It. Pussy Smell It? Who wrote that? Must be that fat girl Diane we hired. Nick, why so juvenile? I don't know. I don't care. I'm almost dead. I'm on the back nine. I'm 659. Jussie Smellit is a real victim, oh my God, of a real crime his attorney said as the ex-empire actor's trial started monday

rejecting prosecutors allegation that he staged a homophobic and racist attack well i don't understand how the the whole world knows that he was and we're just getting to this now and that's the best they could come up with. Racist attack in Chicago. You know, a couple attackers who yelled, what did they yell? MAGA country or whatever the fuck. I can't even remember. It's been so long. He's a lying fag. We know that.

Attack in Chicago after the television studio. Oh, no. What did they yell? Come on. Not Magaland, something like that. Anyways, where he worked, the studio where he worked, he's saying, the lawyer's saying, didn't take the hate mail he was getting seriously. It's a good one.

It's a good one. It's a good one. I just like that. It makes me hard. Defense attorney Nene Uche. Jesus Christ, I can't. I'm going to move to Ireland just for the names. Look at this wax figure. Black Mr. Potato Head.

The fuck? Was he in a fire? Where's your eyebrows? Defense attorney Neu Uche, fresh off the boat from fucking Guana, said two brothers attacked Smollett in January. Can you imagine having the balls to take this on? Boy, do you need the ink, huh? In January 2019, because they didn't like him. And that a $3,500 check the actor paid the man was for training

so he could prepare for an upcoming music video. Not as payment for staging a hate crime, as prosecutors allege. Yeah, he was trying to get ripped for Annie Get Your Gun, but the mouse that roared, the fucking cat. Uche also suggested a third attacker was involved, one of the Smothers brothers, and told jurors there's not a shred of physical and forensic evidence linking Smollett to the crime prosecutor. Yeah, other than texts and phone calls, a brand new rope right before the accident, and cameras, and other than that, you know, it's like the Trump, like the election stolen. These are baseless claims. That truck backing up at three in the morning with those bins filled with votes.

That's a fig of the imagination. What a corrupt, shitty country this has turned into. Yeah, we're just framing this guy. Everybody's out to get him. Is that what you want us to believe? You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Is it because we're black?

Uche made his opening statement after special prosecutor Dan Webb told jurors that the actor recruited the brothers to help him carry out a fake attack, then reported it to Chicago police, who classified it as a hate crime and spent 3,000 staff hours on the investigation. Smollett told police he was attacked by supporters of then-President Trump, igniting political divisions around the country. That's why this guy should go to jail, Smollett. You know that?

What he did, compare that to Viking Hat Man that was in the goddamn chambers compare that what did what what did more to separate and what was more corrosive to our society which one folks if you're being honest with yourself fucking hang them from a fucking tree not a real tree like a christmas tree i don't want him to get hurt uh When he reported the fake hate crime, that was a real crime, said Webb. Exactly. Who was named a special prosecutor after Cook County State's Attorney Kim Fox. She was a black state's attorney, remember? Who was as crooked as the day long, wasn't even going to bring charges against this asshole, remember? Or drop them because she knew somebody in the family. Yeah, they dropped the original charges, filed against him.

Now, let me, is she still practicing law? Because if she is, I don't want to hear the word racism again, ever. A new indictment was returned in 2020. Yeah. Yeah. A real nail bite of that one. Jesus Christ. They get everything but him tying the knot in slow motion. That's what he should do. I had a good take on that. You know why he did that? He wasn't getting paid enough on Empire. And I said,

apparently you're not that good an actor. I mean, we saw through your story in three minutes. It's a great take. And where do I do it? Well, yuck yucks at three in the morning in front of a guy eating a fucking load of potato skins. Let's move on to some more liars. People of my, well, again, I'll mention, you know what?

I hate this. I'm only 49% Italian. What's the headline? Fredo fucks up. Of course he did. He's Fredo. Mikey. I didn't know it was going to be a hit, Mike.

Something in it for me. It's not the way Dad wanted it. The way I wanted it. Not like I'm dumb, I'm smart. I want respect. There's something in it for me. CNN host Chris Cuomo is no homo, used his sources in the media world to seek information on women who accused his brother Andrew Cuomo, then the governor of New York, of sexual harassment. You're raping me. This is rape. This is rape. This is rape.

This is rape! According to documents released Monday by the New York Attorney General's office, you know why this is going? Because Letitia James, she hates anybody who's white, by the way. Especially white guys his age. So taking him to the mat. While Chris Cuomo has previously acknowledged advising his brother and his team on the response to the scandals, the records show that his role in helping the then-governor was much larger and more

intimate than previously known. So, nice. You're fired. You're fired. Yeah, you're gone. You're fired. Bye-bye. You're fired.

Chris Cuomo was actively in touch with Melissa DeRosa, who was then governor's top aide. There she is, happy to see the governor. About incoming media reports that detailed alleged sexual harassment by Andrew Cuomo, according to exhibits from the attorney general's probe and a transcript of his interview with the state's investigators. Let's take a look at the video of Mr. Cuomo, again, trying to help his brother out. But again, lying about it is the real crime. Go ahead. Crips also released of Cuomo's brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo. He admitted being looped in on conversations and emails

when the allegations surfaced. In March of this year, DeRosa texted him about rumors of more people coming out and asked him to check his sources. Chris Cuomo responded he was on it, later answering that no one heard anything yet. Under oath, Chris Cuomo denied taking part in any opposition research on his brother's accusers. I'm not in the oppo research business. That's not what I'm about. business. That's not what I'm about. No, that's not what you're about. You're about watching riots and going, who said protests have to be

peaceful? You're about pulling out a big Q-tip and making fun of the virus while people in nursing homes were dying because of your brother. You're just a fucking... You're the one who's telling everybody to stay home and then you were caught somewhere down in Long Island screaming at a guy on his bike, you know,

just a lying piece of garbage. Anyways, he also lobbied to help the governor's office as it sought to weather the storm of accusations and he dictated statements for the then governor to use. He actually dictated statements. Why would you go to your brother? I mean, I don't know. I guess he's a lawyer like everybody else, but anyhow. And the things I'm smart, not like everybody says.

Like, don't! I'm smart, and I want the state! Oh! Blah, blah, blah. Three days after the New York Times reported in March about how Andrew Cuomo attempted to kiss a woman, Anna Ruch, look it, she's frightened. That looks just like Michael Corleone kissing Fredo, right, in Cuba, right up to midnight. Anna Ruch in an unwanted advance at a wedding,

Chris Cuomo texted DeRosa, I have a lead on the wedding girl. Hey, there's some good code in the on the wedding girl. Oh my aching stem, are you dumb? CNN issued a comment hours after the publication of this article saying the news organization would be reviewing the documents. And we know they're, you know. This is CNN, the most trusted name in news. Folks, if those sound drops sound a little sketchy today, we don't know what's going on. The ghost of Steve Jobs took a dump on the computer. I don't know.

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ASU leftist groups cry foul. Kyle Rittenhouse is not currently an Arizona State University student. The university confirmed that on Monday. The 18-year-old was taking online classes at ASU, he said, during his testimony. And now they're saying he's not whatever. Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa, a bacala. What?

Did you put that here or did I? You did. What the fuck? I didn't want that. I wanted, uh, I wanted, oh, crazy opening. Whatever. In recent media interviews, wait a minute, I can't be that dumb.

I know he's right, but I have to see this anyway. This is starting to get scary. I sure in hell did. What an asshole. Leave it in, It's funny. In recent media interviews, he said he wants to study on campus at ASU. After Rittenhouse said on the witness stand on November 10th that he was a college student at ASU, the university confirmed he enrolled as a non-degree-seeking online student. What's he there for, the cheerleaders? For the session that started in mid-October,

although he hadn't gone through the admissions process and wasn't enrolled in the nursing school. So how can you say he's... Anyway, I think they're right, the school. But according to the university, he's not a student anymore. Also, they're saying he was a student, even though he didn't go through the admissions process. I don't understand how the world works. Somebody put a pistol in my fucking mouth. Our records show that he is not currently enrolled, ASU spokesman Jay Thorne wrote in an email.

There was no action taken by the university. Get this, four left-leaning student organizations, listen to the name of these organizations, were expected to hold a rally in protest on the Tempe campus Wednesday in support of getting him off campus, even though he was an online student. How ignorant and hate,

he's not even on campus and they want him off campus. Who the fuck? I don't believe these people. I mean, what the? Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. And they want ASU to meet other demands, including making a statement against white supremacy. Yeah, because they haven't done that in three minutes.

And further supporting multicultural spaces on, there's no such thing, there's no spaces. Get this, there's no communities, there's no safe spaces. You're in the real fucking world. Let's start making it miserable for these people who believe in safe spaces, and say, these are our safe spaces. You make me uncomfortable by believing in safe space.

Let's start turning this shit around. I identify as a fucking stabber. That'll probably work in court. Who has a pussy and a dick? Calm down, Nick. Calm down. I can't. I can't.

Anyways, there's also an online petition stating ASU should not let Rittenhouse attend, which had over 6,000 signatures. That's what's sad. That's how we know we're finished as a nation. We've got generations now. They're for the establishment. They're not the counterculture. They're for tyranny, for Marxism.

Do you understand that, folks? You should be sweating in your bloomers. 6,000 signatures as of Monday evening. Get 60,000. By the way, he wants to become a nurse. I don't know if you're going to need that money after you sue all the networks that slandered you. You're going to be a billionaire. I mean, if Nick Sandman's payout is any indication. Although it's not clear from the university why Rittenhouse is no longer enrolled, it seems he can still apply for courses or a degree in the future. Any qualified individual can apply for admission, Thorne wrote in an email. He's the head of the school. The same would have been true with a guilty verdict.

ASU does not ask questions about criminal history, of course not, criminal history in the admissions process or for online enrollment. Even if it's a school shooter, we'll welcome them with open arms. So even Rittenhouse was imprisoned, he could continue as an ASU online student. Well, that makes sense. Well, you know, they get their, that makes more sense when you're in jail online getting your degree than you can use it in the cafeteria spouting out fucking feces, infested mashed potato. Anyways, a Twitter post announcing the anti-Rittenhouse rally on the Students for Socialism ASU Twitter page, said Rittenhouse, get this, got a not guilty verdict from a flawed justice system.

Get out of my country now, you little communist cunts. But said he's still guilty to the victims and their families. No, that's exactly what he isn't. That's exactly what he isn't. You people are so stupid. You can't handle the truth. I just found the button for some reason in the second story. Why'd I put them there? Groups listed on the flyer are students for socialism. Listen to some of these groups. Students for justice in Palestine.

Yeah. You know, the people that blow up Jews when they get on a bus. The Multicultural Solidarity Coalition, which I get kicked out of because I didn't like there were too many colors. And Mecha de ASU. Oh, you could say Mea. Students for Socialism said on Twitter Monday, it's right out there, after news that Rittenhouse was no longer enrolled, the Wednesday rally will still happen for other demands. Republican gubernatorial candidate Matt Salmon, himself a former ASU lobbyist, urged ASU to investigate

student harassment of Rittenhouse. Excuse me. It is completely outrageous that the left-wing student groups are allowed to engage in a dangerous and ongoing harassment campaign against Kyle Rittenhouse, a fellow online ASU student. While university bureaucrats sit on their hands, he said in a Monday statement, it's time for the far left to respect our judicial system, and it's time for administrators at ASU to stand up for the rule of law and protect their students from these dirty, filthy thugs. God bless them. You know why they still want them off the

fucking campus? You can't handle the truth! Exactly right. What we've got here is failure to communicate. That's when I met you, I thought that's what you were going to sound like, Dallas.

Why would you say that? Well, because you got... First of all, I thought you, I thought that's what you were going to sound like, Dallas. Why would you say that? First of all, I thought you were from Georgia. And you got the gray beard. I don't know. I was expecting real Southern. What we got here? It's fair. Just communicate. Speaking of Kyle Rittenhouse, you know Bunny Galore? She works for the show.

She does everything. She's very valuable to the show. She's got a couple of friends, and one is a black Marine named Raymond Lott, the Marine rapper he's known as. He's done combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. known as. He's done combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Anyways, he did a collaboration with this white rapper guy who is Will, Kill Will Champlin is his name. His dad was in the band Chicago. He went to Berkeley. Somehow he's a straight white conservative. That means he's sharp as a tack is what it means. Anyways, they both have charted on billboards

and they did that without management. But they have a rap song out that's dedicated to Kyle Rittenhouse. I told Bunny I'd play a minute on the show. So here you go. What would you do? I'd rather be just a 12 than carried by 6 I'd rather be stone cold hated than give them the wish

Yeah, I gotta stand my ground for my God, give a right to live I'd rather be just a 12 than carried by 6 Near U.S., you pushing the narrative See the people fooled This all is embarrassing Wanna hide the truth See the love is fake And the hate is real

You feed our fears to believe everything they hear Let's go! You're switching the case and you've been speculating If Kyle was black then it wouldn't have happened He would've been locked up or dead in a casket Well that isn't correct cause here's some black men What about Jonathan Winter got threatened his life and then followed him Inside the Walmart to baby then shot him and killed him

And self-defense beat all the charges then What about, what about, what about, what about Convy fought against why when they shot his apartment And killed his girlfriend and he shot back a swat And they dropped all the charges So where are you feeling? When we want progress then it is imperative We don't cry when it isn't comparative

To the racism of other grandparents They wasn't allowed to go out as mares Since I'm a foul no mixing with bears Can if you are darkest can spit with the hose And then smack with a spigot This modern day women was taught to go home Yeah. So my only problem, I wish they slowed it down when they're talking about, he was naming like black people who got away with shit. And he sped through that. I don't want to pick. But no, great job, fellas.

So that guy's done a couple tours like Will. And somebody should sign him. But then again, show business is run by who? The far, far left. But you can do it on your own. Get Chet Atkins to throw some money at you. Or Hank Williams Jr., Jr., Jr. I don't know my stars. Okay. So anyway, that's it. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. I've had enough. Fuck this. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com.

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