The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gabbard Proves Obama Scumbag | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1881

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about The Hormuz Blockade, Gabbard Exposes Obama, NFL "Outsider", Principal Saves The Day, Sneako Collared and Baby Jessica Arrested! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Yeah, thank you. Folks, welcome to the live lineup, where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch ad free, just join Rumble Premium. It's that easy. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today I'm going to be talking about we picked off, in football we call it an interception. We picked off a few of a few. If I could talk, it would be a great show.

A few ships in the straight of all moves that thought they were heading somewhere. And we picked them off. Who's we? United States of America. Go ahead, challenge our Navy. See what happens. Gabbard, Tulsi Gabbard, who, even, I've got to be honest, even when she's a Democrat, I liked her, I had to keep my mouth shut.

I didn't like her politics, particularly, but I knew she was in the military. And you could see she was way more. logical than the rest of those nuts. Well, anyway, she's on our side, head of the DNI, and she's got some dirt on Obama, who really was a cancer. A cancer. And I don't mean he was born in June.

Whatever the fuck. He deserves to kicked out of the country. Now there's a whole thing. I didn't even read into it, but there's a whole thing about his grandmother worked at the, not the DMV, but a place where they keep records, Social Security

records for the government. In Hawaii, and he happened to have a social security number that used to be a dead guy's that they think she found and assigned to him when people are questioning his birthplace. And the guy's name is like Jacques Lynn, it's like a French name. Anyways, also, we got footage today

of bravery to the 15th power. A principal at a high school tackles a guy, a kid with a gun. I mean, actually gets wounded as he's doing it. And that guy should be, I bet you he is. I don't know. I don't watch morning faggy coffee shows. But I hope he's getting his publicity that he deserves.

And we'll also be talking about, I don't know how old you guys are, but I'm old enough to know when baby Jessica fell down a well. I want to say it was late 80s. Anyways, she was arrested for domestic violence. Thank God we saved her. What the hell else? Red Sox last night. They got smoked, what, 13 or 6 in the first game? That's when Garrett Crochet imploded like never before.

Last night we have Sonny Gray going, our second best pitcher. He gets slapped around. He was gone by the fourth inning. They lose six nothing. Zero offense. Just, I'll tell you, Corey, you better watch your ass. Again, it's very early, but let me tell you, in Boston it's different than a lot of towns. If this is San Diego or Pittsburgh, they'll be like, oh, whatever, you know, but I don't know if he just signed the long-term deal or not.

It doesn't matter. He could get his, they better pick up the pay. I think they will. They are loaded with talent. All that shit I talked about offseason, it's all there that just not, there's only two guys performing. You don't care. I don't care either. A little mix up with Sol Joles and Potsdam P.A.

that I'm doing on May 8th, I want to say. I was scheduled in the contract for one show. Not two. And somehow it got put out there. There was a mix up between Tommy and Soul Jol's. And I don't know if the owner mixed it up or Tommy. I don't know, but they thought they were going to do two shows. So you people who have tickets, it was never supposed to be a second show.

It was supposed to be one. And Joel, I think, is getting a hold of the people who bought tickets for the second show. And they're going to combine it for one show. I haven't done two shows in one night in a year because of my memory and my sleep. That and the fucking Picardy. You know, so I just want to clear that up. Did I tell you about my lamb stew, Dallas? My wife hates lambs.

So I go out my body, you know, lamb. She hates the smell of it. She goes, it smells like cat piss. First of all, we don't have a cat. How the fuck would you know that? And I said it tastes like cat. That's a different thing, delicious. Oh, God, lamb stew.

It's just with dill and lemon. And artichokes, artichokes and lamb, they were born to go together. You know, like the two guys, fags that own white tigers. What are you writing? Oh, fag? Still? You know, who cares about fucking YouTube anymore? I love, you know, Crowder used to be on YouTube and he's got a thing.

it's called, what's it called a stinger, you know, when you throw it to something. When he goes to break, it's a YouTube, you know, a guy in a YouTube suit dressed like YouTube. And he's behind it dressed like the symbol for rumble, and he's choking him with the

fucking rope. And it keeps, it's really fucking perfect. So fuck you, YouTube. Why does YouTube in that company that owns it think, oh, mother of God, Who would they eat them? Fruit cups, fruit cups, buttercups,

ghoul gobblers. Look, okay. You get my point? All right. That's about it, I guess. Took two Advil PM. Wasn't fucking around last night. Crashed in the afternoon.

This isn't normal. I don't give a fuck. Somebody's going to get to the bottom of this. Crash like a baby. I was writing, working on my book on my phone. I do everything on my phone. That's why I'm blind. I'm working on my book

and all of a sudden I feel that my phone hit my chest. I dropped it on myself. I've done that before, right? I'm waiting a chip of tooth. Eventually I get to wear a mouthpiece while I'm fucking typing. So yeah, dropped the phone on my own chest. That woke me up. And was still tired enough after writing all that shit.

And last night I go, I haven't had a good... Two, two, not one, two. And that's the only thing that does it for me. I woke up going, please don't be 6 a.m. looked at it. It was quarter to 10. Fucking, I was going to stay in bed and yank it. I was so happy. True story, I'll tell you.

All right. That's about all the bullshit I get. Let's get to it. Last day? No, we get tomorrow. You know, I would. Big show tomorrow. Alex Stein. A little bit of news up front.

Then Alex Stein. One of our friends on the show. And quite entertaining. Great personality. If I had it, I would have done. I'm better on showbiz. Let's move on to the first story, Doc Block. No, no, no,

right, right, right. That's Dallas's rim shot. What is it, Del? Doing it, yeah. That's the old guy with a teeth. U.S. Central Command, CENTCOM, we call it. Admiral Brad Cooper,

isn't it nice to have an admiral that isn't in a skirt and shit? Although this isn't the Navy, I guess. This is Brad Cooper right here. Said Tuesday evening, at U.S. Force. have cut off maritime trade to and from Iran as the military enforces a sweeping blockade of its ports in coastal areas.

That's what they're talking about. A blockade of Iranian ports has been fully implemented as the United States forces maintain maritime superiority in the Middle East, Cooper said, in a statement, where did he put that on X? Here's some footage, and it was very funny footage, show. they could actually get footage of some dialogue between two heavy hitters and the Navy. This week, rock and roll's king drops anchor. Elvis Presley reports for duty. Captain, I'm just looking to keep my shoes dry.

On this tub? Good luck, sailor. But when McHale's crew tangles their lines. Somebody teach me that not again? And a secret mission heats up. I think you can sing your way out of this, Presley? I can give it a try. The Navy. Why does he sound like leave it to Beaver?

14-year-old voice. You got a lot of AI, don't you? Anyways, an estimated 90% of Iran's economy is fueled by international trade by the sea, he continued. In less than 36 hours since the blockade was implemented, U.S. forces have completely halted economic trade going into and out of Iran by sea. That's their lifeline. The economy's already collapsing from sanctions. Now we're cutting off their oxygen. We're standing on the hole. and I don't know what they think. How can they still be trying to negotiate with us? That's how hard up they are to want to keep those nuclear. And I'm going to be honest, if I'm a country and another country's telling me I can't have nuclear weapons,

I'm going to give you a hard time too. But at some point, at what point? And by the way, this has nothing to do with this story. But I saw this headline. They're about to publicly hang a woman in Iran who was part of the dead. demonstrations. I think they said it was the first woman they're going to hang or something. So they're getting more modernized. They're including women. A U.S. Navy destroyer intercepted two oil tankers trying to leave Iran on Tuesday in order them to turn back.

Reuters reported, citing two U.S. officials. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The vessels departed from Chabaha port in the Gulf of Oman where, and were contacted by the warship via radio communications, the officials told the outlet. Although the Iranian ship didn't have an actual radio, it was a soup can with a piece of rope hanging from it. The officials also said the vessels were among six that U.S. Central Command said had been instructed to return toward Iranian ports after entering the Gulf. Where were they coming from? What country were they coming? They were Iranian shit?

Oman. See, I skip right over the word Oman. That's what a Dominican player says when he fouls, went off his foot. Oman. Oman. I should have said Haitian. It's not a more Haitian. Hey, boys and girls, yes.

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You know, for weed and shit like that, pills. Let's move on to a lovely lady who's growing up in the Navy with a bunch of pigs. Her mother was Hawaiian. They ate a lot of figs. Boy. Gabbard exposes piece of shit, Obama. Yes, I write these headlines. And that's what he is.

piece of shit. Boy, did he fool a lot of people with that beautiful smile and the fact that he showers and uses deodorant and shit. Joe Biden said that. I didn't say that. As of April 26, that would be right now, folks. Director of National Intelligence,

the very cute DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, has released several sets of declassified documents that she alleges, I like how they put, she alleges. They don't have to be it. have to put that. Of course. It's a given. Expose treasonous conspiracies by the Obama administration and members of the intelligence community to undermine President Trump, which can just confirms that Biden's, his four years in office were, you know, you know Obama's pulling the strings

and Hillary and a few other douchebags. He really is a cancer. What he tried to do, The key claims and actions from these disclosures include 2016 Russia hoax allegations. Now, that's his true face. Hey, we got him again. Trump's an idiot. In July 2025, D&I Gabbard declassified files that she stated provided irrefutable evidence. That's in quotes, those words, that Obama administration manufactured intelligence to construct the narrative that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help.

Trump. She described this as a years-long coup attempt to subvert the will of the American people. Look at him. Ooh, you know, crack him in a you know that? I'm aware of that. I'm a wormy cock sucker.

2019, here's some more shit that he did. 2019 impeachment inquiry. On April 13th, which a couple days ago, the ODNI released document involving the 2019 impeachment of President Trump, Gabbard claims these never-before-seen materials. How were they never seen before?

By elements within the intelligence. You know why they weren't? I just answered my own question. Because in the first term, they existed when Trump's first term, but half the fucking people on his payroll were against them. That's why they weren't exposed, right?

Elements within the intelligence community, specifically former IC inspector, General douchebag Michael Atkinson, seen here after getting a blowjure from three Cubscouts behind a dumpster in Philadelphia. Speaking of Philly, I'll be at the Rivers Casino on the main night.

Oh, my. I think I got a brainstem injury. Nobody's telling me. I'm trying to burp. To manufacture the conspiracy used as the basis for that impeachment, piece of gob eyes. You go fuck yourself, convict.

Revocation of security clearances. This is another. subject she dug into. At President Trump's direction, Gabby had revoked the security clearances of 37 former officials. She characterized as deep state bad actors. 37 of them. That's why none of the shit came to light. Why would you leave a trail well? Including Joe Biden, yeast infection on wheels, Kamala Harris, Hillary, I wish I had a Clinton and John Brennan, who looks like he takes the worst dumps in the morning and clears out the Pentagon. Whistleblower reports.

Here's another thing she dug into. Recent disclosures include testimony from a whistleblower, alleging a whistleblower is a person who, you understand, blows the whistle on his own team because they're doing illegal shit, alleging that supervises pressured intelligence analysts to accept the findings of the January 2017 intelligence community assessment despite concerns about discredited information used to support it. So the people in the agency like, we don't, this is illegal.

What do you guys? And their bosses said, shut the fuck up and do your job. Okay. We have a couple clips of, we always have to include clips. And I think white is our best color of Tulsi talking about all this yesterday. Go ahead, Tulsi. Irrefutable evidence that detail how President Obama and his national security team directed the creation of an intelligence community assessment that they knew was

false. They knew it would promote this contrived narrative that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help President Trump win, selling it to the American people as though it were true. It wasn't. It's all confirmed, and you've got some more, Tulsi. Go ahead. There were high-level DNC emails that detailed evidence of Hillary's quote, psycho-emotional problems. Do you hear that? Uncontrolled fits of anger, aggression, and cheerfulness. And that she's fucking bad shit crazy. Clinton was allegedly on a daily regimen of heavy tranquilizers. Then CIA director Brennan and the intelligence community.

Apparently some of the side effects of that was shit in her pants. Remember she had an eight-inch shit stain in a pantsuit? I'm making that up. Go ahead. The mischaracterized intelligence and relied on dubious substandard sources to create a contrived false narrative that Putin developed a quote-unquote clear preference for Trump. All untrue. All magnified by MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS.

I'm forgetting one in there. NBC. All that, L.A. Times, Boston Globe, you name it. New York Times, the New Yorker. All that. Can you imagine Trump, at that point, he was still new to politics. This is why he's the most amazing person. Yes, he's flawed personality-wise.

So the fuck what? Can you imagine having all that against you? You have the deep state people who've been in government their whole lives joined together to stop you and ruin your fucking. And he still has enough positive energy to overcome it. Stick around. The commitment to that to me is just almost at a point where like, again, is this scripted? Is he allowed to be a, I don't, I don't, I'm a negative person.

Let's put it that way. Not a negative, I'm a realist. But I would look at that mount and go, oh, my God, I'm going golfing. I'm getting rid of Milanian to him. Hoking up with some fucking whatever. To me, what he's accomplished in politics is fucking scary. Maybe you guys don't feel that way. But if you don't kiss my grits, how's that for dirty language?

Yeah, that's right. Well, let's do an update of a story we did yesterday. The headline is NFL Insider, now on Outside. Diana, a little firecracker, Rusini, has resigned from her job. So it looks like she could be one of my sisters. At the Athletic, after page six published photos of her at a luxury hotel with New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrable. That one is not, yeah, if I'm either one of their spouses, because they're both married. to other people. That one's like, yeah, no, no, you didn't just have drinks. And again, but then you

have to know the situation of Rabel's wife, because he's making a ton of money. And maybe he's had discretion, discretion problems that we haven't heard about before, and she puts up with it. We don't know. Remember, it was Tom, you know, Tom Jones, the great singer. His wife knew that he fucked everything that moved. And she goes, I don't care, I'm living in a castle and Scotland was, Literally, she came right out and said it. Which is actually a dig at him. It's like, I don't really love you. I'm just, you know, so it's a good shot.

But most people don't feel the way. And how about this lady's husband? But who knows how he behaves? Not that that would justify this. I'm just saying, we'll find out because there'll be divorce papers filed if this bothers them as much as I think of it should. The veteran NFL reporter shared the news in a letter to athletes. executive editor Stephen Ginsberg obtained by page six. And this is a quote from her, the one who resigned, Ms. Rusini. I have covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication throughout my

career. So what, I had a few drinks and gave them a tug. It doesn't know. And I stand behind every story I have ever published and I have men stand behind me every time I go on the road. When this page six item first appeared, the athletic supported me. Hey, you get it? Athletic supporter. Me unequivocally expressed confidence in my work and pride and tits, no, in my journalism. For that, I am grateful. I don't know.

You might have been a good reporter, but you know it. You get caught here, I believe. Rusini had been at the athletic since 2023 and had the title of senior NFL Insider. Another reason why, I don't know, when it comes to sports in the military, you got to keep them apart. What happened when they let women into the military? Pregnancies, rapes. You know, sometimes people had a right in the olden days. The rules were there for a reason.

But no, progressives want to change it. Use the military as a social experiment. And we found out that it doesn't really. What are you saying, Nick? There shouldn't be female reporters. I'm not going that far. but I'm just saying expect this shit. You know who plays in the NFL

or who plays pro sports? Alpha males. And, you know, we don't know their marriage situation. Anyway, she had the title of senior NFL inside. In a memo to athletic staff, Ginsburg confirmed Rusini's resignation

and said she had chosen to resign while the investigation was still going on. Ginsburg wrote, when this situation was brought to our attention last week. There were clear concerns, but we received a detailed explanation, and it was our instinct to support and defend a colleague, meaning her, while we continue to review the matter. As additional information emerged, that's the key line there, new questions were raised that became part of our investigation. So I take that as they found it was more serious

than they thought, and they went to her and said, you got to either let us fire you. That's how I interpret it. Why do I that? Because I've been doing this a long time. Think of me as Walter Cronkite. Only greasier. He added, we will continue a standards review.

No, you won't. Shut up. What are you going to do? Sniffer on these, look for DNA. Diana's work that the athletic editorial director, editorial director for standards and editorial quality, Mike Seaman, no, oh, Sammel is

leading. Last month, she and Vrabel who are both married to other people were snapped at the Ambiente Sedona, Arizona, a boutique resort, an exclusive page, an exclusive picks obtained by the New York Post is page six. You know, they cover all the sexy stories of famous people. I just, look, when I was single, I had a ton of one-night stands.

Okay, a few. I had a bit of a beer gun. I'm just saying, I don't remember cuddling the next morning and looking out the window with the sun going down. Reminds me a David tells me. I remember the first time I had sex. He was in a car in the front seat. Something like that. We were watching the sun go down or something like that.

The sun come up and I looked at her in her lazy eye and I said something about it. She was strapping on her wooden leg. Oh, my God. He fucking makes me. laugh so goddamn hard. Anyways, you don't mean, you don't get to all. That's like, that looks like, those pictures are like, hey,

you know what, even if we get the boss, we're going to, that's how I, maybe I'm reading too much into it, but you don't, that's, that's something you're doing your honeymoon with your wife, you're looking at the, you know what I mean? That is so damaging that picture. It says nothing about one night stand. I used to cry.

And I love today that women, the feminist, girls love, that they, because you read shit like, oh yeah, I fucked him, then I told them to get out of my bed. They, you know, pretend to be men and shit, you know. I used to be dialing for a taxi as I was coming. I was as cold as ice. I don't like the way I treated women.

But you know what? Apparently, I was doing the right thing because apparently deep down outside, they felt the same way, according to the feminist. You know. And then I'd call and go, hey, I have a horrible cough and an open sore my ass. What exactly?

Okay, that's enough of that. Let's move into the next story. It's called The More Brave. Heart-stopping video. This is a story, man. This guy, I hope he's on all the morning shows today. Heart-stopping video shows a heroic. You know, when you hear a good guy with a gun stops a bad guy?

This guy, good guy didn't have a gun. The bad guy did. heart-stopping video shows a heroic Oklahoma high school principal tackling a Columbine-obsessed ex-student moments after allegedly being shot. The principal was shot and still made the save, as they say. And again, it could all be, I'll say it one more time. It could all be avoided, would put in somebody openly armed in front of the school. The side doors are, ex-doors are always locked anyways, sitting in the front,

retired cop, retired military guy like Dallas, who there's plenty of them. They love this type of work. And they get paid well. Sit on a stool, read a paper, and trouble pops up. This guy's name, the principal, Kirk Moore, 60 years old. And I said to Dallas, that makes sense.

Guys of that generation do the right thing most of the time. If the guy's 40, he fucking runs in the bathroom and locks the door like the guy did in the town in Texas. Kirkmore, charged at, Kirkmore, 60 years old, charged at 20-year-old Victor Lee Hawkins, who was armed with two loaded semi-automatic pistols in the lobby of Paul's Valley High School, last Tuesday afternoon, according to surveillance footage obtained by that local news station. Moore, the only person injured as Hawkins opened fire inside the school was hailed for his bravery and preventing a tragedy on a much larger scale. This is bravery.

We've had a few of these. Remember we had the other guy, was it actor, where was it, Australia that was shooting off a little bridge? Remembering a guy fucking tackled him or some shit? Him and his son were trying to pick Jews off. Yeah, they were Muslims. And this guy came out of a park lot and tackled him.

But tell me this doesn't, what's going through your head, you know, the minute you start to run out and he turns the gun at you. What does he do? This guy is like a, he must have played ball, form tackle. They should be on every, check the balls out on the principal putting this guy down. Okay? The guy actually shot at him. And then here come a couple of guys.

This is like the guys, when a guy breaks a sack record, they want to be in on the tackle. Look at this guy. Is there a potato fan? factory near the school? Everybody's a fat fuck. Holy moly. And another guy came in later. How about that, though? Huh? That is heroic. Hawkins allegedly told investigators, that's the shooter. He didn't like principal more and went to the school to kill him. Boy, he doesn't, he looks like a nice guy. What are you kidding me? First of all, what are you, 44? You stayed back? How many time? I like his logic.

I didn't like him, so I was going to kill him. It's that easy when you're crazy. He ordered everyone to get on the floor. So shit happened before what you're seeing. He ordered everyone to get on the floor before trying to fire at one of the students in the lobby. That's why it's empty now. Court documents said, the crazed gunman's weapon malfunctioned before he aimed his pistol at another student who begged him not to open buyer.

That's not too those kids will never be the same. I always bring this up and me and my buddy get pulled over by state troopers they thought the car was stolen we were in and made us get out of the car and they're all on the hood of the car doing this. I had dreams about it for fucking months.

Tell us, no, it was a military guy. I thought we were fucking going to get whacked and it's stuck. I can't imagine, you know, if you're a student and a kid's trying to kill you in the gun mouth fuck, say your prayers. Moore who has worked in the school district for more than 35 years, rushed to the school lobby to investigate the commotion.

Hawkins was seen pointing his weapon at Moore's head and firing a shot which struck the educator's right leg, like Dallas said, it was probably when he got on top of him or whatever. Because from that video, there's no way it would hit his leg. He was aiming up here, I think, unless it ricocheted off the trophy case, which struck the educator's right leg before he was tackled. Hunter McKee of the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation praised Moore and staffers for their quick thinking response. Well, I don't know about the staffers.

I don't see them in the picture. Where were they? Saying the actions of the staff and the principal stepping in as soon as they saw a subject with a firearm saved lives today. As much as you don't like my existence, it saves lives, you. snotty little bastard. Brett Knight, the Pauls Valley superintendent,

described more as a hero. Well, thanks for connecting the dots on that one, Paul. He was the best guy around. Hawkins admitted to stealing the guns from his dad and told investigators he wanted to conduct his own school shooting like the Columbine shooters did.

That's in quotes. Referring to the night. There's been plenty of shooting since then. know why they're calling by kids get all the credit they're like in the hall of fame and all the cycles look at them it's been some other good work done by cycles you know you could look at that referring to the 1999 massacre that left 14 victims and dead can you imagine 14 victims dead that was the that was the first like big one that really uh and and one of the i just read in the article i didn't put it in here one of the victims of columbine

A girl is paralyzed. She just died this year. Again, I'd like to know, talk to her family, how they feel. And when they see something like this, it's just got to bring back horrible memories, obviously. So whatever. Let's move along, shall we? And now for Nick's video of the day. In our segment video of the day, vaudeville, I was so shocked by the visual.

the clip at what so many losers could be in one 30 second clip that I didn't even bother. All I knew is where they were leftist, Democrats. I don't know what the occasion was, why they would, and I didn't care. Because just looking at them, we'll analyze this like the Saprudeville. It's just a, you talk about a circle jerk. It's about 20 people in a circle. You'll see it singing. But every other one of them is a fucking angry dyke, an ugly woman, an old gay, fat,

guy dancing. All the fucking people that belong, the island of misfits. I actually saw the water gun that squirts jelly in the circle. What a bunch of losers. It backs my theory. These people were losers in life, not popular.

And the Democrat party tends to stand up people who are bullied. And they fall for it. So they vote Democrat. They get together. Then they meet at a no-king's rally and jerk each other off. I just want you to look at each person, every other one of a gay woman, they're just unhappy in life.

And they try to take it out using their politics. And they have beautiful voices. Check these losers of life. I call it leftist douchebags. And roll her. Three, four, one. We see that there's a wrong to be right in two. We know that we are strongest in uniting.

That's common in his belly. That was a woman. She can't stand up. She's fat. Look at the old dyke in a person. Purple sweatshirt. Oh, the guy in the muscle. Just in case you wandering.

Just in case you wandering. Just in case you want to drink. Look at the women. Pause. Oh, the guy in the muscle. You see the guy in a muscle shirt, Tranny, dyed red hair and shit. Loses of life.

Nick, why? You heard me. I'm just saying what they do, they're still stuck in high school. Well, wherever they get bullied, and they'll never get out of it. And they, Democrat Party welcomes him. Look at, go ahead. Democracy looks like, show me what democracy looks like this is, what democracy

looks like this is what democracy looks like this. All right, I can't look at it. We're going by again. That's a little too much. You've got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You've got to grow up. That's what that made me do.

Dry heave. Isn't it amazing? I forgot. That was Nick's video of the day. That's who votes. That's who goes to you, whatever. No Kings rally, no King's Day. And any other, you know, pro-abortion rallies.

They were never popular. They smell like good and cheese. They have crew cuts, no tits, flat asses, and nobody wants anything to do with them. Are you with me, kids? Wrote another, well, I told you five pages. That actually means almost ten. If you put it in book-size pages, because like I said, my margins are like an eighth inch, so my one sentence is a mile long.

And I'm doing it all on my note app. It's great. because I was using word document shit and they make it so fucking I can't even explain it anyways yeah so I had a very productive afternoon after I dropped the phone on my chest

woke me up I finished what I was doing I'm excited because I'm actually enjoying the process I'm sure that'll stop soon all right next headline Sneco collared I didn't know who Sneako was so, you know, I had to read the story. Controversial Hitler praising, as opposed to uncontroversial Hitler praising,

Manosphere influencer. It's so funny. They use influence and I like broadcaster. Sneiko, that's S-N-E-K-O-D. Wow, he looks like a friendly. What the, talk a mongrel. Look at it. He's got Egyptian, black.

Everything. wrong with him. You didn't mean that. Yeah, I did. Anyways, he's part of the man. It's a fair influencer. He was taken out by a stranger while he was live streaming in Manhattan. That would be New York City folks on Tuesday. Seconds after stating as he was live streaming, masturbation should be punishable by execution. Okay, you must be Muslim or some shit. No real Americans going to say that. matter of fact when I

think masturbation should be rewarded I'm waiting the next time I jerk I've been waiting for this for a few years the bells are going to go off

and confetti's going to come down and it's going to be my one millionth time and somebody comes out and gives me something looks like the Stanley Cup and I fill it with one

drop of seminal flu flu but my name's on the cup the far right provocateur whose real name is Nicholas Ken Day Ballinthasi

was marching through downtown Manhattan Tuesday after when a stranger apparently a kid who used to watch NFL highlights from the 70s when you were allowed to collar a guy around the neck and almost kill him. They were called clothes lines. It was a guy Fred the Hammer Williamson who actually made it popular.

And then my boys, Jack Tatum and George Atkinson, who just lived like that. And then I copied them in high school and I croaked a guy like that and he fumbled in a big game. We were covered and scored. It was only touchdown of the game. And everybody's so proud of me because I was a sophomore.

So what did I do? The rest of the season I tried to tackle like that made an asshole to myself. It was the next game. I was trying to call everybody. I must have missed five tackles. My coach said, stop watching that shit. Sunday afternoon when a stranger suddenly swung his arm around his neck. It's called the clothesline, faggot who wrote this, and dragged him to the ground.

I mean, not faggot, Fruit Cup. Oh, we're already past it. Yeah. I've been doing the show for two years. I finally get how it works. And dragged him to the ground in a chokehold as captured on his own lives. This is a cheap shot fucking, you know, I'm not trying to look at this guy. First of all, he's crazy.

We've got a bunch of them out there. Nick Fuentes and I look, don't, he's, he's boy. You should be able to say all this. Let me say that first. I don't care. You're a Hitler praiser, all that shit. You should be able to say all that. We should be able to shit on, you know, Islamic praise.

All that is free game. You see what I'm saying? You yourself have to go, well, he's a little nut, you know. And you got that Andrew Tate kid and his brother, you know, very, they say he's misogynistic. Yeah, but the generation they're preaching to needs to hear a little bit because, you know what, feminism cut their balls off. But I'm just saying, this guy's psycho too. But this is a cheap shot. But let's take a look, shall we?

Put your life force into a sock. Yeah, you deserve to be publicly executed, yes. He means jerking off into his sock. What are we talking about? I don't know. You'd better get a heads up there, fellow. You did. What the...

Hey, bro, hey, bro. What the fuck? You know what? He's got a pretty good chin because that caught more of his chin, which is enough, usually to knock somebody out. So I'd say he's got a pretty good chin there. And if you're going to... If you're the guy hitting him, why don't you use your fist, if you're going to be

cheap shot artist. I think your goal was to knock him out. And then part of me started going, wait a minute, is this a stage thing? So he gets a zillion views. And that's why the guy didn't break his jaw. Although, I don't think so because he hit him pretty fucking hard. I don't know. But that's all the shit that runs through my paranoid mind. The 27-year-old streamer was silent for a few seconds and started to reiterate his point when the beanie wearing stranger jumped him out of nowhere. He didn't jump him. Who wrote this?

Susan Day from the Pontridge family. The men appeared to scuffle for several. Finally, somebody uses the word scuffle in the right context. That's what a scuffle is, a small fight. So the next time a batter comes up, he's got one hit and ten of bats. He's not scuffling. Okay? Major League baseball announces, I swear to God, they outlawed the world's struggle.

They outlawed it in that. I swear to God. Now it's spilling into other sports. The Bruins are scuffling. Shut up. They don't have little football. fights. They have big fights. The men appeared to scuffle for several more seconds off camera, swapping expletives and back and forth before eventually going their separate ways.

I'm fine. We got it handled. Ken said. Ken, K-E-N-N. D-Balenthasia wrote on X. The clip, which appeared to be removed from his archive live stream, went viral online, just like he planned it did. No, as other Manist affiliates weighed in on the takedown. Sucker Punch didn't even land. What a coward, Nazi-loving troll and 27-year-old virgin Nick Fuentes, who has collaborated with Ken DeBlanczy commented. Ken D, I'm going to call him, who boasts upwards of 1.3 million subscribers. So if you guys want to be influences, just go online and say some of the craziest shit

and just stay at it. 1.3 million subscribers this Nittwood has on YouTube is widely regarded Now wait a minute I can't say Fagg on YouTube But this guy can come out and praise Hitler And say all racist horses

Is that right? Again, that's somebody's agenda Protecting the gay I happen to believe it's a Jewish thing I've come to that conclusion After 40 years of asking that question Whose agenda is protecting gay people and black people and trans.

That's my conclusion. Doesn't mean I hate Jews. I don't like it, though. I don't like the. The PC shit, I believe, blame a lot of it on them. But once again, it's a choice between

the evil and the less evil. I'm not going to side with the sand chimps, Palestinians. Anyway, he's widely regarded as a mouthpiece for young misogynist. I guarantee a woman wrote this. In the vile manosphere,

are helmed by other controversial figures like Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes. Last week, the native New Yorker told the post that the secret to his success, this is the guy that got called it, is willingness to say what he believes others are thinking. Wow, what a concept. No matter how offensive it is, maybe they're fans of mine. Did I give him the idea? Early DePaolo? People say that they go, I like this early shit.

It's really raised. He bizarrely used the example of people who can't say Hitler, aura because they'll get fired. That's one of the things he says, Hitler had aura. What he means is he had charisma in presence. Or is not really the right word, okay? You dummy. Even he's pissed.

His other repugnant tenants include, but are not limited to, oh, this person hates and whatever the insistence that women shouldn't be able to vote. I don't see a problem with it. I'm kidding, folks. and an endless collection of anti-Semitic dog whistles supplemented by his Nazi sympathizing. Hey, try to report the thing without putting your fucking animus into it, jerk off.

And people go, well, AI writes it. Well, AI, we already know, has a left-leaning bias because that's who's building it. You understand? You don't think they're going to use AI like they did the old system of TV and television? Why do you think they call it programming? Go ahead, Nick.

Drink more coffee. so you won't shit till July 5th. Let's move on to a story that I hope you're close to my age. It'll really ring a bell with you. All's well. That doesn't end well. Jessica McClure Morales. You're like, who do, why do I? The woman who rose to global prominence as baby Jessica in 1987,

she already had tattoos. Isn't that disgusting? Look at that sleeve. in 1987, when she was rescued after falling into a well as an 18-month-old, she was arrested in Midland County, Texas following an alleged domestic disturbance yesterday. I'm going to show you, I was, what do I was, 25 and 87, and this was all over the, I had just started comedy, and I had a bit about this. I'll tell you at the end, that's her now.

Can you imagine the guys that risk their life to save her? They're going, oh, Jesus. Really? That was a waste of a couple days. But here's the hero finally being rescued. It was pretty cool. The whole country was watching. Good.

In 58 hours, Jessica was finally pulled from the well. Jessica McClure is up. She's alive. What a fighter. Unbelievable. Morales, who is now 40 years old, was taken into custody Saturday night by the Midland County Sheriff's Office

at her home in Midland County. The station says Morales was charged with assault. causing bodily injury, throwing her daughter down a well. It's a joke. Where are you today? Focus. Involving family violence and later was released from the Midland County Detention Center after posting bond.

The sheriff's office confirmed the arrest to Fox 4 on Dell. Officials have released limited information about the incident, and Midland County said it may take up to 10 days to process a request for the arrest affidavit, which is expected to provide additional. on details about what went, well, it was a domestic, you know what I mean? I'll sum it up for you. What's the idea? Get upstairs.

And the husband's like, we don't have it upstairs. All right, get downstairs in a well, why are you? Anyways, that was, oh, oh, the part of the story I wanted to tell you about, and this is, I'm not making it up, they found a guy, they could only, because it was rock, they could only dig like this wide and they went all the way down 20 something feet parallel to the well and they had to then cut a cross they used a guy when they got to a certain height they had i'm not kidding yet they found a guy that was born with no shoulder blades and i turned it into a bit i'm i'm it's my first year i still might be an open micer uh and i said something about the guy was born he must be

tough to shop for her on father's day huh another tube sock come on billy His neighbor calls, hey, my toilet's clogged, Dave. Can you come over and that killed, believe it or not, in 88. It was very topical and very funny. Go ahead. In 87. Yes, sir. How do you find a guy like that?

Why, you don't think people... It'd be easier to do today with social media and all the outreach. But in 87, you just have a guy on speed dial? You know, that is a great question. I know, because today you'd find him on Tinder, getting all kinds of ads. Look like a human dick. That's a good point, Dallas. Where do you find a guy?

Maybe one of the guys, you know, with the hard hats that was drawn, like, hey, I know a guy. A guy that lives up the street. He was literally born with no fucking shoulder blades, and he'll do anything. That's actually fucking true. Where do you find the... Yeah, you go on your phone today,

and you got it in contact, it says people with no shoulder blades, and it's like nine. but that was true I just pictured the guy must look like a snake you got no shoulder his face I pictured James Carville

um is that the last story holy fuck good timing uh boys and girls if you want me to send the personalized video you go to camere.com

check my profile and they'll tell you how to do it I'll make a little video you tell me about the person we can make fun of them you know mini roast whatever you guys want to do. Make fun of the kid with no legs in your class.

Shit like that, you know. I like to punch down. It's funny to me than punching up. Cameo.com is where you do all that, okay? I've had a great day today. You guys, by the way, tomorrow, don't miss a great interview with Alex Stein. We talked about everything under the sun.

You guys think it, I'll say, you're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. have a good rest of the day. Bye-bye. Hi, good night, everybody.