The Nick DiPaolo Show - Garland Makes Trump Threat | Nick Di Paolo Show #1247

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

Garland vs. Trump. Russia cuts oil supply. Bus pool party. Adams on NYC laughing stock. Bush league answer. Harris learns pronouns.

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Real quickly. Let's take care of business. I've just added some more new tour dates. Not since yesterday, but in West Palm Beach, Florida, Tampa, Florida. Get tickets to these and all my live shows at nickdip.com or kevinspacey.touch. Anyways. Real quick update. Poor Red Sox. Everybody's, all the good plays are hurt.

The pitches are tired. Oh, my God. It's fucking hilarious. Can't wait to see what they do. Anyways, that's all I got. That's all I did. I go home. I don't know.

Play guitar. Let's get to it. I got nothing. Jesus Christ. Tired of life. Anybody else tired of life? Hang garland from a tree? It's not Christmas yet, Nick.

What does that mean? Attorney, what's his name? Oh, Attorney General Merrick Garland left open the possibility that former President Donald Trump could be prosecuted in connection with inciting the January 6, 2021 insurrection. First of all, again, and they keep using insurrection. Nobody had guns. Nobody was charged with insurrection. First of all, again, and they keep using insurrection. Nobody had guns. Nobody was charged with insurrection. How much, do you need to know any more about this

fucking show trial? He said that on an interview on where else? One of the biggest scumbag networks ever, an Obama water carrying shit network, NBC, said it on Tuesday. This is, guys, I haven't watched one minute of it because that's what they want. They're going to do some more in September. It's going so well. They've been embarrassing themselves. Do you understand there's no opposition? It's literally like a fucking show trial in a third world country with his you can't argue back and it's priceless this guy may or may not be the devil it's between him and newsome a couple of shapeshifters let's listen to dinkweed we pursue justice without fear or favor we intend to hold everyone... Pause. Without fear or favor? Without fear or favor?

I'll say it again, you're tired of hearing it. Anybody in jail for the riots where people died, burnt down billions of dollars worth of buildings and shit? Any lefties? Carmela was bailing people out during it? No. Yet there's people rotting in jail since January 6th. Some of them haven't been charged yet.

But without favor, he just said. Suck a big bag of cheese. Go ahead. One who was criminally responsible for the events surrounding January 6th for any attempt to interfere with the lawful transfer of power from one administration to another accountable I'm the Attorney General who are you he sounds like he smokes a lot doesn't he? He sounds like he smokes a lot.

Isn't that right? Doesn't he? We ain't gonna persecute anybody. It's Wolfman Jack. What a cheese dick. And the guy asked him again. He asked him, he rephrased the question, and he repeated himself verbatim.

He's got fucking nothing. I dare you, Mr. Garland, I dare you to try to prosecute Trump. I dare you. You want to see an insurrection? We'll give you something to arrest people for. Not me. I'm busy.

As you know, I just landed a second job at the pottery barn. And don't forget the ID network. I mean, you've got a lot on your plate. And the ID network. I can only take in so much TV. Boy, I'm taking notes. I'm taking notes because I know my wife's taking notes when she watches the ID network.

I sleep with one eye open now. It's like a chess match. It's scary, man. I'm in bed like this. I sleep with one eye open now. It's like a chess match. It's scary, man. I'm like in bed like this.

And I'm like, honey, why is there a roll of duct tape at the foot of my bed and a glass of Prestone on the night table? So if Donald Trump were to become a candidate for president again, that would not change. This is the question here. Would not change your schedule on how you move forward or don't move forward, Lester fucking Puppethead Holt said. And then he repeated, I'll say again that we'll hold accountable anyone who is criminally responsible for attempting to interfere with the transfer of legitimate, lawful transfer of power from one administration to the next. And you know what I just did there? I just did that VJ from Nina Blackstone, whatever her name is, from MTV.

Ever hear her? Oh, my God. She's like a pirate with fucking throat polyps. It's so funny. They still got her on the radio. She'll play Zeppelin. What you don't know about Zeppelin is I slept with all the guys who set up their equipment. That's how I damaged my throat.

Anyways, Garland, this is what I think of you. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face in. Take it easy. Judy Garland's remarks came as the Justice Department has faced increasing pressure to act decisively. From who? Who's putting pressure on the Department

to just act decisively following weeks of testimony before the bipartisan January 6th investigation? How can you take this serious after three years of, you know what, Russiagate and them trying to impeach him, coming up with, how can you? We're in a scary place, man. Anyways, January 6th, Investigation Committee by former Trump administration officials who alleged that Trump incited the rioters.

He incited them by saying peaceful, remember? He incited him by saying peaceful, remember? U.S. Capitol, and that he ignored pleas of his own people to stop them. Oh, God. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Who, Mike Pence? Boy, did he turn into a bat.

They're talking about putting him up there too. It's hilarious. It is, again, Hitler would be so proud. Show trial? It's almost an insult to show trials. This is like a mini-series. A mini-series of

disappointments for you Dems. You're really, nobody's watching, nobody cares. You got beat, you know, by a Three's Company rerun. Anyways. Come on, knock on my door. Come on, knock on my door. I'm a half a peg. Now every time I hear Three's Company,

this is why Sopranos was the best fucking thing ever. There's a whole episode about Pauly Walnuts. He's an old guy living by himself, right? Never had a steady. And him and Tony go on the road in Florida and he yaps, yaps, yaps. Like when you live by yourself you never shut up. When you get around people,

I was like that when I was living in New York and I'd go home. My father actually said, you're difficult to bear on. Can you imagine? Just call me an asshole, but that's fine. Anyway, so Tony's had enough. Anyways, Paulie Walnut is in his room in the hotel, and Tony hears my three-company theme coming, right? He looks down.

He can see Pauly sitting on the edge of his bed watching the hotel TV going, laughing at Three's Company like it was the first. Oh, my God. Just pure genius. I'm sorry. Sorry I digress. Let's move on to Russia. Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia. I never peed on anybody. Well,

I peed on Melania, but I had permission from the other girl. Russia has EU, that'll be the European Union for you nitwits, over a barrel. The Biden administration is working furiously behind the scenes to keep European allies united against Russia as Moscow further cuts its energy supplies to the European Union, prompting panic on both sides of the Atlantic over potentially severe gas shortages heading into winter, U.S. officials said. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? I don't know. Because they're bad people. said. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved?

Because they're bad people. On Monday, Russia's state-owned gas company, Gazprom, I had gas in my prom, I'll tell you. Something to do with a shrimp sitting out for 10 years. Said it would cut flows through the Nord Stream 1 pipeline to Germany in half, just to 20% of its capacity. So Russia's getting tough. No soup for you. A U.S. official said the move was in retaliation for Western sanctions. And thank you, Joe Biden. Now you get Europe in a pinch and us.

You are the one. And that it put the West in uncharted territory. Do you understand we're sitting on all the energy in the world and this jerk off is choosing not to pump it. So you guys will pay $6 a gallon at the gas and you'll convert to electric cars. That's the plan. And there's no way shithead could have thought of it because he's in his late thousands, so it's the people around him. That's what you're watching play out. Anyways, an uncharted territory when it comes to whether Europe will have enough gas

to get through the winter. In response to the turmoil, oil, the White House dispatched presidential coordinator, Bill Belichick, What for global energy Amos Hartstein there's Amos half the oil is on his head look at that greasy fuck to Europe on Tuesday officials said he will be traveling to Paris and Brussels to discuss contingency planning. Oh can't wait to hear that plan. How about here's a contingency plan. Stop pumping our own shit. Huh? Get back to fracking.

Oh, my God. I got to get out of here. With the U.S. EU Energy Task Force created in March, one month after Russia's invasion of Ukraine. I say this calls for action and now. This was our biggest fear, said the U.S. official. The impact on Europe could boomerang back onto the U.S., spiking natural gas and electricity prices. Jesus.

This is on top of record inflation. Gas prices could spike from $400 to $450. Oh, my God. What in Christ's creation. It will also be, excuse me, a major test of European resilience and unity against Russia. Yeah, how's that working out? As the Kremlin shows no signs of retreating from Ukraine, and why should they? The U.S. and Brussels have been pleading with EU members to save gas and store it for winter. in Brussels have been pleading with EU members to save gas and store it for winter. Okay, I won't drive my car. Anyways, energy ministers agreed in principle to cut gas used by 15 percent from August to March. Yeah, that'll do it. Oh boy. There will also be discussions in the

coming days about increasing nuclear power production. Well, finally, to offset gas shortages, Germany was planning to completely phase out its use of nuclear power by the end of 2020. And I'll say this again, and it's not me saying it. You have read stories if you watch the news at all. All the countries that signed on to this green energy thing, you know, for the next 20, they're all going bankrupt right now. They're all, every one of them that has signed on

is having major problems with the economy. People don't have energy. You couldn't fuck things up more if you would try to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. So by the end of 2022, no, no, no, no. Yeah. So by the end of 2022, they were going to get off nuclear.

But U.S. officials are hoping to convince Berlin to extend the life of its three remaining nuclear power plants amid the energy crisis, an official said. And we could use that over here, too. Nuclear energy. Oh, what happens if there's a spill I'll break out my quilt

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Oh, but I hope that doesn't happen. There goes my sex life. Strap hangers. You guys are not from New York. Strap hanger is somebody on a subway that holds on to the straps. They're called strap hangers. They struggle to hold on to their morals. Wow, somebody turned a phrase there.

Excuse me. Welcome to English 101. As a collection of voluptuous vixens dressed in skimpy black bikinis jumped, gyrated, and jiggled. Wasn't that a cereal? Oh, that's crack, snap, and trigger. And jiggled during a makeshift pool party hosted inside the L train car. I'd never been on the L. I'd been on all the other ones when I lived in New York.

It's unbelievable. What the hell's going on out here? What the fuck is going on here? A question to a stunned Twitter spectator beneath a viral clip of the twerking ladies offering up lap dances and shots of liquor to subway passengers during a recent rush hour commute. The chaotically cringeworthy clip shared by at Mike from Queens has fetched over 235. Here's the beauty of New York, okay?

I'll surprise you with this take. Yeah. Is it a sign that we're Rome in the last few days? Absolutely. But I got to admit, I wish I was there. There's some nice chocolate ass up in there. This is on a subway in New York, folks. People have to be belly laughing. Check it out. Check it out. Here's Mayor Adams.

There's his secretary. Look at this guy. He's just going to work. This guy's like the fucking manager at Arby's on 102nd Street. And he's going to get a nice piece of chocolate cake on the way. Part of me is like, yes, that's a sign we're finished, the degradation of, you know, a society. But another part of me is like, maybe this is what freedom really looks like. Because if I had a choice, and I've taken the subway many times when I lived in New York, Because if I had a choice, and I've taken the subway many times when I lived in New York, from Queens actually into the goddamn Comedy Cellar, and I never got to...

I don't have a strip club get on. It's always some lady from Bronx with a missing eye and fucking a dog that shits right in the... The afternoon special. Exactly. The Tetrises enjoyed the rest of their joyride by bouncing their bottoms on the crotches of male bystanders.

You know that L train's going to be packed for the rest of the year, hoping. Twerking on each other in an inflatable pool. Can I just ask you a question? How do they set up with somebody that works and not seeing what's about to happen? It doesn't happen in a splits,

I don't think. Unsurprisingly, outraged online onlookers couldn't believe their eyes. My eyes! The most chaotic train ride ever tweeted a disapproving digital viewer. That's all you could come up with? The most chaotic train ride ever? First of all, that's not even true. But if there's a shooting of it on your boat? That's what I'm saying. One guy, Colin Ferguson, shot like 12 people back in the 90s or 80s on a subway. That would go a little ahead of this as far as chaotic.

That's the fucking, what a stupid observation. Anyways, separate clip of the subterranean bash. However, some fearless fun lovers praise the pack of dancing divas for making a splash out of the evening shuttle. I'm in between. I know you think, this proves I'm not conservative. I'm just fucking, if they're not hurting anybody. Well, Nick, what do you mean? There's kids on there. Well, so what?

I'll see them on the poll in a few years. This is, somebody writes up, gee, I wonder what color this guy was. This, this the most lit shit ever, exclaimed Mayor Adams. Twin, Twitter thumbs

up repunctuating his support of the underground. Get down. Yeah. That's Harriet Tubman right there. twin Twitter thumbs up repunctuating his support of the underground get down yeah that's Harriet Tubman right there for the drooling emoji oh my god I love it that's what makes New York you know people say it's one of the most exciting but I just people I just picture people like right now and I don't know Oklahoma religious people seeing that online and Going honey pack the bags They're gonna see some black ass what I train It's unbelievable

It is unbelievable Yeah, I never saw anything like that But before I got my car and I was living in Queens Yeah, I never saw anything like that. Before I got my car and I was living in Queens, I'd have to take a train in and connect it, whatever, two trains or whatever. I never, there was always some homeless drunk guy, literally, I saw one of them, I saw a guy that works for the TSA, he's mopping, he's in a wife beater, but he works for the TSA. This was right at my stop in Queens a wife beater, but he works for the TSA. This is right

at my stop in Queens. It was right at the end of my street. It's where it takes off the truck. And he's hitting on a young woman. She's like 22. He's like 60. He's got a mop with a wife beater on. It's all stained and shit. How you doing, sugar? God bless him. Anyways, hey, let's continue. Mayor Adams, it's your fault. I'm not talking about the subway ride. This is the next story. Mayor Eric Adams on Tuesday called the latest caught-on-camera attack on an NYPD cop a clear case for rolling back New York's controversial bail reform law in order to crack down on violent criminals is what he said. Why so serious?

A video clip exclusively obtained by the Post on Monday allegedly shows a 16-year-old boy, they said boy in that? That's racist. 16-year-old boy, they said boy in that? That's racist. Punching a cop during a confrontation in an upper Manhattan subway station on Saturday evening. It's so disgusting, this clip. Everybody has seen it probably by now. It's just, we'll show it and I'll tell you 19 things you can see in the first, second, go ahead. There's a black female cop over there fighting with a kid's girlfriend, trying to keep her off.

Okay? I mean, the cop's much bigger, but this kid, you know, he's just a street punk. Gets the cop down, getting him in a headlock. Where's the female cop? Of course, the kid's ass is hanging out. Here comes an old white cop who, he looks like my mother trying to get in there. Throw a fucking punch. Get out your nightstick. Oh, Nick, but he'll be sued. I don't give a shit. Make it worth it. Now the cop gets him down. This goes on for like two minutes, folks. Cop lands a right hand to the kid's chin while he's down. And again, the white

old guy is doing nothing. I mean, you ever see such a feeble effort? But you can't choke him. You know, he could have went in there from behind, got him on a fucking naked scissors. I know that. Had my wife one last night. She burnt the fish sticks. You know, what a disgusting punk. Again, I've yet to see a kid with those dreads

ever do anything good in life. The transit officer could have arrested him for not paying his fare. He didn't do that, which, number one, that's a fucking mistake. See, folks, Giuliani had something called the broken windows thing. And it went after specifically stuff like this, small stuff. It was right in the thing. Jumping the turnstiles.

Not paying you. You start there because then you would find bigger shit in the guy's past. And guns and traced. And it worked beautifully. He cleaned up New York. Anybody will tell you. And jerk off de Blasio gets in, gets scraps. Well, way before de Blasio.

They scrapped all that. Why? Because it's all planned, folks. They don't want law and order. And the cops' hands are tied in a million ways. Now they can be sued civilly if they hurt the, why anybody, it's not like they get paid 100 grand a year what do they get 40 grand maybe in New York that's like 20

why would you ever get involved and you can't do anything and you're liable ugh he told the kid to leave the system I don't know what that means and in response we saw the system is that the prison system or actually the subway system?

We saw in the video what happened. And then Captain Mayor Adams weighs in. Here he is. There's one aspect of that that was missing. July 20 of 2022 just a few days ago he's arrested for robbery and he's back up

catch release repeat catch release repeat well whose fault is that whose fault is it

mayor I don't know how, maybe I'm wrong. Did he appoint the DA that we all hate, Alvin Bragg, who's letting these punks back on the street on purpose, because it's all a plan, by the way. He's talking like he's a third-party witness. It has nothing to do with it, that he can't prevent this in the future. It's very weird.

Adams added, we need to look at violent offenders, and this is a clear case of that. We are saying, re-examine the bail laws in the area. We've been saying it since you passed it. You look good. Examine the bail laws in the area of violent offenders, in all offenders. laws in the area of violent offenders, in all offenders. How about that? He says robbery is a violent crime, you think? But as soon as we catch them, the system releases them and then repeat the action, like grabbing a salmon on a fishing show and throwing it back into the... When I say we're the laughingstock of the country, this is what I'm talking about, yo. And again. Well, whose fault is that? Sources said the team was arrested Wednesday and charged with second-degree robbery, a felony over a June 21st incident, not even this,

in which he and three other alleged scumbags jumped a 49-year-old man. You know, so. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! Do you believe that shit? I could have showed you other stories from the subway. It was unbelievable. They should have their own paper. Whether it's this titty show going on,

cops being attacked, Asian women being thrown in front of trains, it's this titty show going on, cops being attacked, Asian women being thrown in front of trains. It's insane. Speaking of insane, make sure to grab an official Nick DiPaolo Show T-shirt. If you're going to get stabbed and you want blood on it, it comes right up. Or a hat or mug for yourself or someone else today.

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Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com. Click on the store. Thank you guys very much. Bush League answer. Representative of one of the most hateful racist black bitches on the planet Cori Bush a member of the progressive squad need I say more refused to answer whether she would back President Biden if he runs for a second term it's her tone it's her dismissive tone

like you don't even have the right to ask me that. It's just, it just, it makes me mad. Look at the fake pearls on her. Go ahead. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. I agree. She made some good points there. You fat, nasty black bitch. Oh, I guess we should listen to what actually the what I just played over. It makes more sense than what you said. But let's listen to what she had to say. Really, the hateful woman.

Do you want to see Joe Biden run for a second term? She's got to go. Yeah, I, you know. That's an easy question. It's not going to take long. Do you want to see Joe Biden? I don't want to answer that question because we have not. That's not.

Yeah, I don't want to answer that question. OK. I mean, he's the president. He has the right to run for a second term. Imagine being that ignorant to go. He's the president. He has the right to. Like, we don't already know that.

Think about how reluctant she is to answer that question. Because she knows the answer. Fuck no. You should have got all straight and said that. You know what I'm saying? I think you do. Did she say any more?

Absolutely. I don't want to... I'd rather you not do that. You've got like two minutes to be in the car. Yeah, I know. I've got to get to the. Well, thanks very much. She had to get to the buffet.

Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go. Yeah, they jumped right in there and said she had to go. Yeah, they jumped right in there and said she had to go. But before Bush could hedge, one of her aides tried to rush her interview saying, she got to go. Bush, a first-term congresswoman who hates white people and white men with a passion, faces a pro-Biden challenger in state Senate, Steve Roberts, in the Democratic primary next Tuesday. In his campaign, Roberts has painted Bush as being too far to the left. Why don't you say it, though?

Well, I know you're a Democrat, but why don't you say it? Racist. Come out and say it. And has criticized her vote against the president's bipartisan infrastructure bill. Well, she got something right. I support the president full stop, Roberts. Well, maybe I think Cori Bush has more brains, told the station. I'm curious to know who Rep. Bush intends on supporting. Bush isn't the first member of the squad to shy away from coming out in support of Biden. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an interview on CNN last month also dodged when asking about Biden.

She said this. She's concentrating on November's midterm elections. That and plucking her unibrow. Stinky patch. It's a lot of work. Oh, yeah. We won't see her till fucking 2029. I'm telling you, man,

I have had it. I have had... Corey, again, I'll say it again. If somebody will look into these elections, there's no way there's a... We talk about a red wave or a blue... How about a black wave? Everybody in power, I'm talking about Mayor Adams, every DA,

all these major cities are black, like the Klan predicted when my buddy used to go to the meetings back in the 80s. It's all going down like clockwork, man. I don't even, I guess I have to vote, but I honestly, God, I'll go there holding my nose, as they say. But anyways, we shall move on, shall we? We shall. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich! What would you like on it, tough guy?

Um, Shee Harris? Oh, you... Dallas named this one. Shee Harris. I thought it was French. Shee Harris. Vice President Kamala Harris. Oh, my God.

Where do you see this clip? Honest to God. Luckily, I have a sneeze guard on my computer screen at home. I let a load right on her face. A load of poop, I mean. Anyways, she provided her pronouns and a brief description of her attire at a roundtable event on Tuesday. Don't say a fucking word to me.

I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Look at this stupid cunt wearing a fucking mask. Again, it says everything about her. There's nothing real about her. There is no reason at all to have that mask on. Zero. It's all theater. Harris noted at the beginning of the event that she uses she, her pronoun,

even though she has the neck of a fucking nose guard. And she described herself as a woman wearing a blue suit with a cock outline in the pant area. Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? The vice president. Did I go past that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? Yeah, here's the clip of dum-dum. Good afternoon. I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion about some of the most pressing issues of our time.

Yeah, I can hear it in your voice. I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her. I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit. And, um... You should have said a blue empty suit. Her pronouns come as many liberals continue to peddle radical leftist gender ideology, which involves the notion that a biological man can identify as a woman and vice versa. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. Her comments attracted significant attention on social media. One of the many aspects that makes

this so stupid, this person points out, is that Kamala is describing her clothing in order to help the visually impaired, and yet she's pointlessly wearing a mask, which needlessly alienates the hearing impaired, because they read lips, you see. Dumb as a bag of shit, tweeted conservative commentator Matt Walsh. It's very funny. I've seen him on TV. GOP Senator Teddy Cruz of Texas commented on the vice president's remarks by tweeting, but what is a woman?

How does she know, though, about the woman thing, or the blue thing for that matter? Harmeet Dhillon tweeted, who's a great lawyer, by the way, a right winger. Progressivism is a cult Newsweek opinion editor. Jesus, that came from Newsweek, which is not a right-wing Josh Hammer tweeted. Right on the money. Yes, sir. You know, this was a meeting with disability advocates, right? Did you know that?

Common courtesy might not be something the RNC understands, but most Americans think we should have more of it. Go on ridiculing people for being nice, though. Who said that? Democrat Senator Tammy Duck Sauce. I mean, Duckworth of Illinois referring to the Republican National Committee. I get this to say to you, Duckworth. You fucking whore. Yeah, aye, aye. You believe it?

That's who I heard somebody say Biden was the best move picking her as the VP because nobody wants her to step forward no matter what. Unbelievable. But you know what bugs me out of all that shit not even the pronoun shit that does but the mask i have to hold myself back i'm in the supermarket and i gotta say it's mostly black people wearing the mask i know you don't trust the government they've treated you shitty but us too you know but i see them who's them nick black people they still have their masks on a lot of them i'm at a bar a whole family came in a couple

weeks ago little kids two little kids mask the parents man then they take them off to eat what is that? I don't, I don't get it. And that scares me out of all the shit creeps me out that the media is that far into people's heads. Again, that's how they run the show. Speaking of the mass thing,

I want to show you this clip. Uh, I saw her online. Somebody put up, uh, you know, because it's still going around, you know,

and other countries there, there's still being ridiculous about the math, still being ridiculous about Canada and all that stuff. But this guy's, I think it was Northern Ireland. It's almost Irish Scottish accent. It's that heavy, which is usually, I think, which is in the,

but it's so great. These two cops, Irish cops, are hassling him about whether a mask or whatever. Watch him set them straight. And it's so funny with my favorite accent on the planet. But listen to him just shut these idiots up. Go ahead.

Where's your proof that you don't have the virus? Where's my proof? Yes. That I don't have it? Yes. Where's your proof that you don't have it? I don't have to prove to you. You're the one that stopped me.

If you want to go along with this scam-demic. Scam-demic. Scam-demic. I haven't stopped you. You have driven into regarded checkpoint. You have no right to be setting up checkpoints. Where are you going, sir? None of your business now.

Well, actually, you're required. I'm not required under our constitution to do anything you say! Where are you travelling to today sir? I am going to the hardware store to get supplies for my farm. Okay. Okay, and where are you travelling from? My farm.

Where would that be sir? None of your business. It actually is... No it's fucking not. We did not fight 800 years for you to start treating us worse than the bloody fucking army did. Did we? Sir, if you just answer the question.

Show me the pandemic. Don't watch the news. The fucking news. Are you having a laugh? No. RTE. RTE. What fucking news?

What is other news? Do you not watch the BBC news? The BBC? Really? So the Crown News? The Crown News. You want me to watch the Crown News? Well you're saying RTE is shite. Of course it's shite.

Amen. God bless. We didn't fight the fucking British for 800 years so you could treat us worse. Oh my God. It's shite. No, I don't fucking have to. You hear her?

Where you going? Where you coming from? What the fuck does it matter? Fucking believable. Unbelievable. In Canada, you can't get in there unless you're boosted and shit. And I'm telling you, I'm reading story after story, people

dropping dead. Bob Saget banged his head in my ass. Fucking people. I'm telling you. I'm going to bring that story in about the wedding. Guy said eight months ago he had a wedding. I mentioned it yesterday, right? 33, 38 people, either sick or dead.

I didn't read further because I was... Anyways, it's a porn thing on. Anyway, anyhow, I just wanted to play that to let you know the tyranny's not over yet, folks. It's around election time. I'm sure it'll kick up. That is it for today. Again, sign up at patreon.com.

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See you back here tomorrow for the final day of the week. Do you believe that? Take care. guitar solo Outro Music