The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gates Comes Clean About Green | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1810

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about No More "Green Hoax", Biden's Auto Zone, Kardashian Sucks, Brandon Johnson Screwing With Language, 60 Min On The Clock, Micro Dick Durbin and Vicious George Gone! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Kiss my ass. That's what I would have said. I would have told him straight up. Hi, folks. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, all these other great shows, scrolling by for free. And now you get Glenn Greenwald Live,

who's a legit powerhouse, as far as journalists to go, right here at 7 p.m. right after my show. If you want to watch it all ad free, sign up for Rumble. And here comes the menthol marbles. Already, one on the way here. Shouldn't have done it.

Sign up for Rumble premium. forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about, this is huge to me, and to you people who know the truth, we've all known it on the right. No more green hoax. Well, who did that come from?

Oh, Bill Gates. Didn't exactly say that, but he pretty much said, look, we're not going to die in five minutes. He said eight, no. Biden's auto pen apparently ran wild and signed a lot of crap. He had nothing to do it.

We got one of the Kardashians, as you know, I don't do much pop college. But once a Kardashian puts out a lollipop and it can improve your vagina somehow, I'm doing a story. Also, you got that communist asshole Brandon Johnson who pretends to be a politician in Chicago. He's upset because somebody used the term illegal alien. And that's about it. And a little tribute to one of my favorite football players that most of you probably don't know who passed away yesterday.

Played for the Oakland Raiders in the 70s who became my team. after they beat the Patriots in an AFC championship game in 76, I said, these guys are criminals and they cheat. I want to pull for them. And this defensive back guy, his name was George Atkins, and he passed away and sort of shaped how I played, and a lot of people didn't improve. I just, I don't have a problem with street thuggery,

for some reason, on the football field, because all it is is legalized by, yes, he took it too far. but he just did it. He was a, yeah, we'll talk about it. Fuck it. I'm a little, I was up to 335, folks, okay? Why?

Well, I got a problem in sports. No need to be doing this at 63, but come on, last night. By the way, yesterday was the one day that every major sport is in action. Football, baseball, hockey, basketball, ball. They throw soccer in like it's a sport. You fucking faggots.

Who cares? But that's true. Isn't that a great? So it was a tribute to me and I stayed up. First I started up, let me tell you my night. Well, first of all, I'll tell you about the dentist. Oh, that worked out great. Yeah, I've got to have two teeth yanked here.

For some reason. I have a filling that split and split the tooth. I don't see that. I guess they know how to read x-ray. Who knows? I don't trust. trust anybody. You know what I mean? And the one next to it is kind of wiggly.

That's how old I am. They're just starting to get loose. But I'm in some serious pain here. So, you know, I'll be putting my turkey leg on Thanksgiving in a blender. What the fuck? So those have to be yanked and then I'm going to get a thing. You know, I'm going the cheap way. They talked about implants.

That takes almost a year. It's like three different stages. It's like seven grand. I said, I will go toothless in the front before I pay seven grand. I don't give a shit. I want false teeth. They look nice. Oh, I guess veneers.

Well, anyways, that's how that went. Still in pain. Got a colonoscopy coming up on Tuesday. So I have to clear it. I thought of this. I was proud of myself. I said, can I take? Because the dentist put me on antibiotics.

So I called, I said, should I call my doctor? see if I can be on anybody audits because they don't want you to take aspirin the week before and all these once again overdoing it because we live in a litigious society it's ridiculous if I take a couple aspirin for a colonoscopy I don't stick them up my ass anymore anymore so I got to clear that plus I get three emails from the colonoscopy place going if you have any questions call us I've got three of those last two days I've left the message heard from nobody. Get better service

at Jiffy Loeb. No ass joke contended. It worked up pretty good. That's what I said to my dentist yesterday, Dallas. He's the most busiest guy. He looks like he's a sophomore in high school.

And he's like really good at what he does. The place is booming. Every room, it's got about eight rooms going. And I said when he came and I go, it's like jiffy lobe in here. You hear all the shit in the back. Ah!

He thought that was hilarious. Ow! See? And I'm, let me tell you something, folks. I haven't got high tolerance of pain. I had to. My dad insisted on it when I was a kid. My brother could cry anytime he wanted.

Ah, motherfucker. Anyways, so that's that. Can't wait for that colonoscopy. There'll be another 10 minutes of material. And what was I going to tell you? Oh, last night, the sports night of the, I watch, I start, I do the stories for this. the, you know, after the show we did last night, I start when I, you know, start pulling stories

for today. And I get done around 9, 30, quarter of 10, and I go out in the liver room. So now I have the Boston Bruins recorded. The game's not over yet, but almost, recording Monday night football, because it's important to get a six in the pool when your brother got a 12 and won the whole thing. And he's the commissioner. I'm calling for an investigation. He's kicking ass. He's number one in the whole season. God bless him. Bruins.

World Series Monday night football. So I watch the Bruins. That takes about an hour and a half when you fast forward through the commercials and shit. Now it's about quarter of 11. I get to, I go to the World Series.

One of the instant classic. It was what I was hoping for. It's what we all hope for. If you're a sports fan, a baseball fan, you hope to see games like this. It's why I love sports. It's not scripted.

People are actually doing it. And you're like, how is this not scripted? Anyways, I start to watch that. Four and a half hours I saved to take the baseball game. I'm down at two minutes. It's five to five in the like 10th. Thing runs out. I go, oh, fuck it.

I jump over to Monday night football. And then I see a little thing. If you click on it, it'll give you, they say highlights. But this generation doesn't know what highlights mean. Highlights mean exactly that. The touchdowns, the turnovers. It's a highlight reel, I don't care what sport, should be no longer than about seven minutes. I look at this.

It's an hour and five minutes. They're showing an off tackle, a guy throw a ball out of a box. Again, why? Advertising money, whatever the fuck. and they have commercials. So instead of watching the game in three hours, you can watch it, two hours, 48 minutes, that's highlights.

I start to watch that, right? In the middle of that, I go, I flip over to Fox where the game was, remembering I was watching a ball game. I forgot. That's where my memory is, folks. I forgot I was watching the World Series, but I assumed it was over and I missed the ending.

I flip over to Fox just to do that. double-check, it's the 15th inning. It's still 5-to-5. And how it got to 5-5 was incredible. Just great plays in the field. A couple guys got thrown out at home. I mean, just great baseball. Oh, I want to throw a little detail in before I forget.

Otani had two homers and two doubles. Nobody's got four extra base hits in a World Series game. He tied a guy 119 years ago that did it. I'll repeat that. He already hit three homas in a game and pitched, struck out 10 in six innings. Two homas, two doubles. And he did something else.

And anyways, so they're on the 15th inning. They're still playing. I'm watching that. Goes to commercial like an asshole. I go back to the football game. Why? I don't know. I have a no attention span.

Start to watch that again. Get wrapped up in that. Go, oh, fuck. Can you imagine? It's like, yeah, I'm dying over here. I go back, I go, fucking, it's got to be over. I go back to Fox. It says 18th inning.

They're in the fucking 18th inning. I go, I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving this fucking game. And I just told Dallas, I'm sitting there going, I get, my wife went to bed 11 hours ago, everybody on the East Coast is asleep, who's responsible, not immature, sitting there in the dark by myself. and I'm saying to myself,

Freddie Freeman's going to end this fucking thing because he did it last year. Guess who ended it in the bottom of the 18th? Freddie Freeman, walkoff homer. Only guy in Major League history to have two World Series walkoff homers. Clutch. El Clutcho.

Not to mention, speaking of clutch, the Dodgers bring, I hope you guys like sports. I could be born on the shed. Tough. The Dodgers bringing a guy, big red-headed red beard. Look like a guy. fucking healthy Louis CK, only about

6'5. And they brought him up four days ago. And all I heard the analysis says, the most pitches he's ever thrown is 30 in a game, because he's a relief pitcher. I don't even know how many times or if he even pitched in the major leagues. So he comes in, and they think they're going to get like a half inning out of him.

They get four four innings of giving up no runs. He's an automatic legend. And then Freddie, Freeman does what he does. And instant classic, instant, even it didn't, I told Dallas, even if it didn't go that long, the first nine innings, 10 innings, the plays that were being made.

And I'm like, these are clearly the two teams that belong here. There were like three plays from the outfield where they hit the cutoff man and they throw, throw the guy out at the plate. There was a couple of those. There was a line drive. Freddie Freeman jumps up, gets his glove on it somehow, but it goes through his glove. and there was a guy on first. So that guy at first looks back

and he sees the ball rolling into right field a little bit. So he tries to go all the way to third. The second baseman was right near Freddie Freeman. Ben's dot slides. Picks it up and fires a dart to third and gets the guy. Shit like that.

Anyways. Again, if you're a woman of gay, I'm bored the shit out of you. Or both. So 3.30. I hit the sack. Went back. The Chiefs covered. Anyways, the Chiefs covered.

What's that? Sounds like a line from a movie. Oh, it's from Quint and Jaws. Anyways, we delivered the bomb. One more note to that. Otani, he's the starting pitcher tonight. The game won 18

innings. He's got a starting pitcher tonight. Less than 24 hours later, he's got to start on the mom. And like, oh, please, please. John Smoltz, you're a good guy, you were a Hall of Famer. And you play for the Red Sox at the end of Korea,

and I still like it, but you over-analyze. Somebody, please. And this guy, Joe Davis, is a young guy, so he just fucking leads him on. John, they analyze each pick. Does anybody, please, somebody out there, write me a letter. I'll give you my home address, so I'm not crazy.

People don't notice this shit anymore. He talks about every pitch, where it should be. And what he wants you to do, what he's doing is letting you know he was the, you can't be a dummy and do what I did for a living or be a Hall of Fame without being this smart.

That's all they do. Not just him. He just happens to be obsessed with every pitch and it's overanalysis to the 10th power. Please. Does anybody fucking regulate this shit or train anybody anymore? Vin Scully used to do the game by himself.

self. You understand? And that's all we really need. He used to say stuff like, and a ball, can't get rid of the stand. Please, John, somebody, fucking Fox, but they don't train anybody. They just throw him. He's a Hall of Fame. He knows what he's talking. But he's trying to convince you that baseball is an intellectual exercise because they have a hang-up jocs about them not being smart and being dumb jocs. They do it in hockey. They do it in football. If the games are half that mental, you wouldn't be able to perform the task they do physically. If you had to think about all the shit that John Smolz is telling you pitches are thinking about before they throw a pitch. It's bullshit.

He's paid to talk and analyze, but somebody pulled the reins in. I had always thought that about him. And then I picked up a paper in New York Post and Phil Mushnick, who's more of a crumagin than I am. fucking old Jewish guy New York writer. He calls people out on race and everything. He's a fucking, he was my favorite writer. But he started a paragraph, Smolts, the insufferable.

And that's, I swear to God, that's what's behind it. They want you to believe that they are super intelligent. And you can't be a dummy and be a, when we know, you know, most relief pitches is just that, six foot five, 240 pound dummies. who can throw a baseball through a cement wall.

But enough. I actually muted it. I fucking muted like two winnings. Just because of that. Anyways, let's get to the garbage, which is the news. End of the Green Hoax. I talked so much that this thing fucking died on me.

Hold on, folks. Stay right there. Let it roll. What's in all, as we say, here on the business. End of the Green Hoax. There's a Doomsday, view of climate change that goes like this. In a few decades, cataclysmic climate change will decimate

civilization. The evidence is all around us. Just look at all the heat waves and storms caused by rising global temperatures. Nothing matters more than limiting the rise in temperature. Fortunately, this is by Bill Gates, I think. I don't know if this part is. Fortunately, for all of us, this view is wrong. Although climate change will have serious consequences, particularly for people in the poorest countries, it will not lead to humanity's demise. Well, there goes your final fucking nugget Democrats. That's the last big lie that you guys had in your pocket.

But Bill Gates, who's leading to charge in all this, is saying, calm down. He said people will be able to live and thrive in most places on earth for the foreseeable future. emission projections have gone down, and with the right policies and investments, he's still on the gas, though. Innovation will allow us to drive emissions down much further. Unfortunately, the doomsday outlook is causing much of the climate community to focus too much on near-term emission goals, and it's diverting, yeah, Bill, because it's turned political,

and it's all they got. It's all they want to talk about. And that's what politics. which is about fear, especially the Democrats. They live on fear. Near-term emission. And it's diverting resources from the most effective things we should be doing to improve life in a warming world. Bill Gates says, it's not too late to adopt a different view

and adjust our strategies for dealing with climate change. Excuse me. I wonder how many Democrats like AOC were passing out when they heard this. Next month's Global Climate Summit in Brazil, known as COP 30. Isn't that something you have a cough in your chest? You guys know what I mean.

See, what's the, what's the, is in an excellent place to begin, especially because the summit's Brazilian leadership is put in climate adaptation and human development high on the agenda. See? It's all. We're going to die. Although climate change will hurt poor people more than anyone else, who cares? Whoops.

Nick. for the vast majority of them. Well, first of all, how's it going to hurt poor people? Poor people are homeless, and a lot of them fucking freeze. If you're homeless on the East Coast, I never understood that, by the way, but this could help, couldn't it? No more newspapers for blankets. No more hopeful bags over your head when you go to 90 nights.

Majority of them will not be the only or even the biggest threat to their lives and welfare. The biggest problems of poverty and disease, just as they always have been, he's been. basically telling the Democrats. If you guys read, this is what the Republicans and Trump have been telling you forever, even before Trump. According to Al Gore, do you realize Miami was supposed to be underwater 20-something years ago? Do you understand that?

Understanding this will let us focus on our limited resources on interventions that will have the greatest impact for the most vulnerable people. Hey, quit being a do-gooder bill. Go play some golf. Get a Japanese doll that costs 40 grand. and fuck it. Why do you do that? Take a day off.

That's all he is, is a really smart environmentalist. And they're the craziest. He's not crazy, but they are the wackiest, the environmentalists. They've been screaming doom forever. Remember, Kamala? We have to, as far as immigration. Remember, people, they were saying,

people are immigrating from south, you know, South and Central America because eventually in Africa, the heat is going to kill them. So they're going to go to the United States and hang out in the 7-Eleven with his air conditioning. That's the theory. But remember Kamala, we'll get to the root causes. You're a root cause. Nick, easy. Let's move on to AutoZone.

House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer. Is he the only one doing anything? This guy's into, he's got a million things going. Here he is when he came in second in a new Gingrich lookalike content. He's a Republican from Kentucky. He's demanding the Department of Justice conduct a comprehensive investigation into former President Joe Biden's auto pen use. I'm sorry.

I thought that's been going on for a while. And it has the committee's GOP majority released a hundred page report. 100 pages should be enough to explain anything. But it's not. That's just an intro. This is how D.C. works. We'll read this and get excited. That'll go away.

And we'll forget about it. There'll be a new crisis. The committee's GOP majority released a hundred page report on Tuesday morning detailing findings from its month-long probe into Biden's White House, specifically whether his inner circle covered up signs of mental decline in the ex-president.

Really? We don't know this shit yet. And if, why don't, This is how the world should work. They should have the, get all the committee together, whatever, your investigations, the fucking Democrats who lied, the Republic. Get them all together and the Republicans should just show a highlight film of him doing backflips off the fucking Air Force One steps, turning a walk to the bathroom into a gymnastic floor routine. That's the shit and just go.

You want us to believe he was making decisions. And yeah, show him stuttering and trying to, you know, mistaking his sister-in-law for his wife and vice versa. Anyways, and then him showering with his daughter. Ah, we won't go that far. And if that alleged cover-up extended to executive actions signed via Autopenn without Biden's full awareness. Yeah, Biden, remember he, he, remember all the pardons? And they weren't, they weren't like fucking loitering and jaywalking.

He let some fucking drug dealers out and shit. And you know who had a lot to do with that? Do you know who was in the room? Hunter. That's what's coming out on this article. You pompous, duck up, snut-nosed, English, giant twerps. I'm tired.

Faced with cognitive decline of President Joe Biden, White House aides at the direction of the inner circle, inner sanctum, hid the truth about the former president's condition and fitness for office, the report said. Thanks for doing that. You're going to tell us anything we don't know, the American public? Anybody going to do a perp walk within the next, let's say, 20 years? I want to be around to see it.

The report, he'll be dead. The report also detailed the haphazard documentation process for pardons made by Biden, which the committee argued left room for doubt over where, the former president made those decisions himself. Well, I don't know. There's a few hints that let us know that he wasn't. I don't know. How about a six-inch shit stain in his pantsuit every day

and losing his uppers? In the absence of sufficient contemporaneous documentation, indicating the cognitively deteriorating President Biden himself made a given executive decision, such decisions do not carry the force of law and should be considered avoid, the GEO report said. Yes, sir. Yes, they should.

Then what's next? We've already established. You just did with your little 100-page book report. Where are the cops? Where's the taser? Ex-Biden, Chief of Staff, Jeff Zions. You filthy. Here's one of the inner circle.

Look at this guy. He's gay as a day as long. I'm kidding. get in trouble, told investigators that Hunter Biden was in the room for some pardoned discussions. I'm guessing the ones that had to do with his dealers going to jail, specifically the controversial preemptive pardons. The ex-president gave to his freaking relatives. Remember his brother Jimmy and his cousin Joey and Auntie? Whatever the fuck. This apparently included the meeting to discuss the pardons of the pardons of five Biden family members, Dr. Anthony Fauci, pardoning General Mark Millie.

Remember him? Reading about white rage. What a bitch. And the members of the Congress who served on the select subcommittee to investigate the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol and their staff. All the people that went after the fucking through the book of the January six people. Throughout the committee's investigation, senior Biden, White House aides presented a perspective of President Biden's cognitive health, which was completely disconnected from that of the American public. But like I said, there's cameras out there. We see it. We watch the speeches where he went. Anyways, not one of the committee's 14 witnesses was willing to admit, boy, you got to give them credit, they don't break down, that they ever had a concern about

Biden being incognitive decline. They watched that guy. This is the biggest scandal ever. And what they're saying with this article is anything that he fucking supposedly signed off on is null and void. And I said to myself, well, why didn't they bring up the 25th Amendment? You know, when a guy's nuts. But then I remembered saying that while Biden was in office and it's like, no, let

him. Why bringing somebody with some brains? Let them fucking fuck up the whole work. And they did. In fact, numerous witnesses could not recall having a single conversation about President Biden's cognitive health with anyone inside or outside the White House. Biden's on the rug licking his balls like a German Shepherd and they're all going, nah, that's normal.

Guys do that when they get older. You know, especially the ones his wife's dead. What? That was a widower joke, folks. How are you? Coma spent a significant amount of time in the report criticizing former White House. physician, Dr. Kevin O'Connor. And how many Kevin O'Connor's I went to school with? Hey, Kevin, get the beer, you cack, sucker. Not cack, it's cock.

Kevin O'Connor, sworn deposition was among the shortest sitdowns of the investigations. This is his doctor, with the doctor having invoked the Fifth Amendment for all questions, say for his name. Every question they asked him. Was that him the midget? Who the fuck's that Fred Gwynne next to him? He can't be that little Kenny? Holy moly. Maybe Biden's a little closer to the camera. God, Biden looks six-nine there.

Didn't he? Anyways, yeah, so Kevin O'Connor took the fifth on every, what does that tell you? I think you can read into that. Let's do some light news, some sexy shit. Courtney Kardashian says, suck on it. Well, what Kardashian hasn't in the last 10 years? I still can't believe my buddy Pete Davidson, who I know from the comedy seller and good guy.

I like Pete. I still can't believe he just, remember he dated Kim Kardashian? threw away. She threw him away. I got to tell you, the Kardashians to the most empty, shallow people on the earth, but they get a lot done.

They make a lot of money doing shallow shit because we're a shallow nation. Courtney Kardashian, who, she wasn't that hot. She was sort of the ugly duckling about 10, 15 years ago. But then, you know, her mother brought her into the lab in the garage.

Fucking blew up some tits for her. Do you understand if they spend 10 minutes under a sunlamp, they'll melt like fucking Swiss cheese? Kardashian Courtney has launched a new addition to her lemmy line, which I love, by the way. Oh, and it makes, oh, I'm thinking of Lulu Lemons.

I call them Camel Toll Central. And it makes, I know, fucking, you girls keep wearing those Lulu Lemons on the planes. And then you get mad when guys are reading your lips, and I'm not talking the ones on your face. Good night, everybody, and good luck. On Sunday, the newest iteration of her lemmy purr. That sounds dirty. I'm doing this story because of this picture, I told Dallas. I go, I wasn't going to do it.

I go, that's just sexy. What guy's looking at that and not replacing that lulley, pop with the, obviously, with a stick of gum. The gay guys. The probiotic gummies in pills designed to support vaginal health. These work.

I tried them. I was getting yeast infections upon yeast infections. And as Bobby Slayton said, you know, I'd go to the beach and my pussy would turn into a donut shop. That was Bobby Slaten

talking about his wife. Drop. exclusively at Target. Dallas, can you run over and get some later on after the show? I thought there were lollipops that tasted like vaginas, and this was for guys. That's what I thought. Boy, was I

disappointed. I was looking for the Whoopi brand. They go, yeah, you'll find that in a fish section at Whole Foods. What? Oh my God, that's too dirty. Just like the $30 per bottle gummies, the main ingredient. These fucking girls,

The new $5.99 per pack lollipops is the probiotic bacterium bacillus. Didn't he fight, wasn't he in the movie, you know what? Spartacus? Wasn't bacteria and basilicus? Wasn't he the one that fought Spartacus at the end? Oh, coagulins. That usually means thickening something. Probiotics can help maintain the vaginal microbiome.

Jesus. Make it sound like you. got UFOs flying around in there. How big's the biome? Wasn't that a movie when Matt Damon tried to live in a biome with some other people? Who's with me?

The ecosystem of bacteria and fungi, and you guys wonder why guys aren't crazy about going south. Fucking fine mushrooms down there and shit. Fungi. Yogurt. It's a health shop down there.

Anyways, all that stuff lives inside of the vagina. And I'm only kidding, ladies. We don't care about any of that shit. Hound dog is going to eat that pussy. Holy shit. That was my dad on his deathbed.

He said that when the nurse left. And I said, you still got it, pops. That's important because when the vaginal microbiome isn't healthy, nobody buys tickets. What? Now, says there's too much bad bacteria or not enough

a good bacteria. Women are at risk for issues. like bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, corn muffins, and aerobic vaginitis. What? Delicious. Aerobic vaginitis? That's what I'm saying. You look in there, and Richard Simmons is with a bunch of old ladies doing cartwheels and shit.

Aerobic vaginitis. I got to go. I have an aerobics vaginitis class at three in the afternoon. I'm telling you. It can also result in a higher risk of other health conditions such as recurrent UTIs. I played for UTIs. Return punts back in the early 80s. Research has even linked certain shifts in the vagina micro.

Are we talking about fucking titonic plates or a pussy? Microbiome to pregnancy complications like preterm birth. Who said that, Nick? Olivia Casano of Ebby. There she is. looks a lot like Caitlin Collins from CNN. Sure she has furry legs. A company that specializes in women's health services

and previously told the post. B coagulins in particular produce lactic acid, which helps our bodies maintain pH. There's always that pH levels when they're talking about their badge. I always hear that when they're talking about the badge and you know what, pantine shampoo. It can also boost immunity

and contribute to regulating blood sugar. A lot of people don't know that's how. B.B. King died, yeast infection. You get it from his guitar, Lucille. Some researches also show it can improve IBS. You know what that is? Aerital bowel syndrome. Symptoms like bloating, cramping, diarrhea.

I don't want to improve those. There's a lot of fun when you don't like the family. The new lollipops are also made with vitamin C. Oh, good. Which the brand says adds a boost of anti-ox. Okay, yeah, they can cure cancer. Shut the fuck up. This is why I get sick of the Kardashian.

in pro-cologen benefits plus pineapple extract for flavor. They throw in pineapple at the end. That's a great picture. Let's study it for a minute. They're vegetarian. Has there ever been a lollipop that wasn't vegetarian? Oh, you've got to get this one. I shouldn't be saying.

They told me not to say that when I say write it down because it makes hard editing. So again, oh, I found the flashlight. Dallas. You know what the problem with it is? The butt and a push is on the end, so I can't even hold it. Like, I'd have to do this. I'll find something.

The vegetarian. The fucking lollipop is a vegetarian. That's a selling point. There's never been a lolliput that wasn't very... If you ever get to the center of a blowpop and find a zucchini, that goes... The vegetarian gluten-free

non-GMO made with real sugar. clocking in at 70 calories a pop. Well, good luck with that because I know you need the money. Jesus. Have your dad slash mom, Bruce. He should do the commercials. Let's move on to one of the fucking disgusting, most disgusting politicians. I don't believe he got elected.

He followed Lori Lightfoot and he's worse than her. The people of Chicago did not vote for this guy. They're appointed. I don't care what anybody says. Chicago's call me mayor upset at reporters. Democrat Chicago mayor, Brandon Johnson, erupted. Excuse me. When somebody stole his Popeye chicken at lunch.

Cut! Oh, fuck it. Errupted at a report on Friday after they used the term. The reporters said illegal aliens during a press briefing, slamming the phrase as racist. He hates white people. as racist and nasty. That shows you he's not even with the times.

People on the left used to cry racist, they're not even doing it anymore. He's stuck and he's offended at the term illegal alien. That fight's been going on for 15 years and you lost it when Trump showed up. He doesn't know that though. It's too busy scamming and ripping off people in Chicago and pretending he's representing them. In a video posted Saturday to the official Instagram account of the Chicago mayor, a reporter asked Johnson about a report on city spending related to illegal aliens.

That's in quotes, in Chicago, that he was allegedly required to file with the White House. Johnson immediately push back on that term. Let's take a look. We don't have illegal aliens. I don't know if that's from some sort of sci-fi message that you would have had. Well, listen, the legal term for my people were slaves. You want me to use that term to? I do, Kunta.

So look, let's just get the language right. We're talking about undocumented individuals that are human beings. The last thing that I'm going to do is accept the type of racist, nasty language to describe human beings. Pause. Pause it. Good. Illegal. They are illegal.

Alien doesn't mean space alien, like you reference, you ignorant bastard. Alien is like a foreign person. you see so it's an illegal person from another country that that's exactly what the term says you're so fucking ignorant that's why i don't believe that you were elected and you need to you need to shut the fuck up then you got his pet pit pit bull on the right j pala jepal japala whatever her fucking name is boy that's a good picture of her have you seen her lately holy moly makes Maxine Waters look like fucking Holly Berry

the Blue City's mayor then shifted to discuss his administration's spending priorities touting his listen to this he's the parody of a Democrat a socialist or whatever you want

touting his 16.7 billion budget that he said invests in education transportation all the shit they've been doing for years housing, environmental justice, whatever the fuck that is, youth employment and community safety.

You could take that paragraph and put it in a story from 1978 and it would fit. He's whining about throwing money at the same problems that have never worked. Trump comes in and shows how it's done and he hasn't even looked up.

And where, he says, and we're going to challenge the ultra wealthy to pay their fair share. Okay, black Bernie Sanders. Bernie's out there. At least he believes it. That hand's going a mile a minute the hair sticking them. I believe we should pay teachers, like professional bowl players.

Rep, there she is, Pramela Giappel. I was trying to think of, what's the money thing, pal? Pay pal. That's one of the call her. That's the best picture we could find her. That's her being hot. And even the guy behind is concerned. That's just. She's a Democrat from Washington State, I believe, right?

And she's living in the woods with Bigfoot. Then, so she chimed in. They, it's funny to say that because they, they mentioned that I was watching yesterday. They chose a group of Democrats, some to go, I think, follow Trump to Japan and some to, and she was picked to do this. Anyways, she came back to Johnson from arguing the immigration violations are not criminal offenses.

She's going to say there's civil offenses. This is me thinking when I'm picking out stories. What would a kid's like? I'm going to pull these out tonight myself. I sat in the chair and he put up the x-rays on the thing and I forgot the woman was in the room. I go, fuck it, Doc. Yankham.

Just like the minute he put him up and he started laughing. I went, oh, shit. Meanwhile, this girl, this woman, you know, her dad was a Marine. She's got two Marine a son and a daughter in the Marines and she cracked me out in the head like my dad. Let's move on to time running out on a very good show. Times running out on

a current cast at 60 minutes. Times are clicking. I know this show is really CBS News editor-in-chief Barry Weiss. Remember her? She used to work at the New York Times, but she wasn't left enough for him. I mean,

look at that. If you wanted to draw a liberal woman who works at the New York, you draw her. And even she said they're way out of control with their bias. That woman, she's the new editor-in-chief, CBS News Chief, is looking to shake up the iconic TV news magazine. And casualties could include any number of the show's stars, anchors. You know, they're all in their late 90s, osteoporosa. I can't believe cancer. I got to be honest with you, I'd still bang Leslie Stahl. Anybody? Am I sick for that?

I'm sure she was cute 50 years ago. I'm giving her benefit of the doubt. She's got to be 80, fucking whatever. The 41-year-old news hon was tapped this month to restore balance. What, pH balance? To fucking Leslie's Beusch. To the Tiffany Network's news unit. And insider say she believes 60 minutes has drifted too far to the left.

Again, that's a person. He's to work at the New York Times. 60 minutes has gone too far left. Boy, there's a lot of news today that I'm giving you that we've known. Now it's being confirmed by the left. Hi, I'll be out in a minute. Among Weiss's rumored targets, according to inside it is Scott Pelly, Smelly Pelly. What a pompous jerk off this guy is.

Oh my God, he's got the voice in every. Anyways, the anchor, Scott Pelly, he slammed CBS, then owner Paramount, in an on-air tirade this summer for Lin-N. a $16 million settlement with President Trump over allegations at 60 minutes deceptively edited a Kamala Harris interview. Remember that? And he won. Trump got 16 mil, and Scarpelli went on the air and pissed about it.

Likewise, remember the her real answer was a fucking mile long? And they edited like, I didn't even remember what the context was. Likewise, Bill Whitaker, the correspondent who conducted the controversial Harris interview, may also be in the crosshairs. after he was criticized for throwing softball questions and not vetting what was aired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.

That's him, I guess. Is it? All right. Barry isn't wrong to try to bring in new people, set a CBS source. Who said that. Somebody from fucking How I Met Your Mom. Noting that Pelly and Whitaker are 68 and 6.8. 74 respectively. And they're the babies on the show. Most of the show's correspondence and its viewers, it says, are mummies or geriatric, if you want. Nevertheless, insiders say the furious

guessing game that has erupted over Weiss's perspective act sharpening isn't so simple. It never is. For example, 83-year-old, I'd still tap Leslie Stahl. There she is. I can't help, but I like Blanche. Not the cheekbones and shit. I'm sure there's 19. What do you call them? On the cameras. Come on, you're a director. 19.

Yes, thank you. Anyways, she's 83 years old, who last year rebuffed President Trump. Remember, we saw this. We showed on the show. Trump demanded that she apologized for dismissing the post-Hunter Biden laptop store. I would have pulled it, but we showed it.

It said to be, remember, she was like, He's like, well, it's all, you know, it's all fake. Oh, no, it isn't. She's arguing with the president. Oh, come on, Donald. He's like, on a first name basis, I'll smack you. It's said to be thought of as, she's thought of as a treasure by Weiss and, see, is, right?

The true colors, the feminism, the sisterhood, nothing can break that. May keep her role for some time longer. What do you mean? She's got six minutes to live. that'll be great if she just keeled over and fell off while she was interviewed and she just falls off the chair and her legs are up remember the horse and animal house and it died in the principal's office legs are up there she is let's hear from her you say you're a little tired this morning is that right i am tired she is very tired that's actually i heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take take a little nap

Take a nap many times as I can. That sound drop makes me want to hang myself. I know. Doesn't it? Dallas? Because you know what? I say that twice a day. I'm taking nap anytime I want.

My wife throws something on my head and says, Wake up! I love to nap. I used to never nap. I'm running on. I told you, I went to bed. It said 3.35. And woke up, it said 6.10.

They did for about a half of. then went out for woke up and it said what's that and that's that's been going on this week i'm telling you i'm averaging about four if i'm lucky another major question mark is how tanya simon who succeeded bill owens as 60 minutes executive producer in a tumultuous trump-related reshuffle this summer will fit into wice's new regime that's her i thought i thought it was you know her Laura Ingram. Looks like it, don't it? So that's Simon's daughter.

And if I saw her in the hallways, I'd be, What the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? The daughter of late correspondent Bob Simon appears to agree with Weiss that the show has gone soft. Okay, you can take that a couple ways.

Gone soft is like it's not liberal enough. You know what I mean? Before Weiss's arrival, Simon already had been looking to shuffle personnel to make the show more hard-hitting and cut back on soft entertainment pieces. The overhaul came as Weiss and CBS News President Tom Zabrowski are mulling whether to purge big names like CBS's morning co-host and Oprah's favorite muffin, Gail King,

whose eight-figure salary... Let me repeat that. If you guys aren't good at math. A million dollars is a seven... Figure salary. So just put any number in front of that one. I'll put a zero after. Ten million.

It's better. Ten million are better. To talk and read off a teleprompter, bring on some guy who's got a hot fucking restaurant in Manhattan. Think about that. And there's people in a coal mine, but they pretend they're the party of it. But can I just say this about Gil King?

I like her now because she was on a plane recently and Jesse Waters was sitting next to her. She took a selfie with them. And of course, she caught a, ton of shit. Can you fucking believe how hard-headed they are on the left? Anyways, Gail King, who's eight figure Sarah, is hard to justify for the show's in third place.

Meanwhile, the network is expected to announce major headcount reductions Wednesday. They're going to start the decapitations right after the breakfast segment. Here is the old, here's the old cast and who they're looking to replace them with. I'm Ed Bradley. I'm Steve Croft. I'm Leslie Stahl.

Bye, bye. I'm Scott Pelly. I'm Morris. Bye. I'm Brian Fellow. I'm Detective John Kimball. I am Gordon Julio. I am Professor. I am Morpheus.

I'm the bearded lady. I'm on Burgundy? I'm the L'Arica. I'm Troy McClure. I'm the dude. I'm Spardigan. I'm Casey. I'm your worst nightmare.

They should hire all those people. Make of the show very nice. Don't get rid of Leslie Stahl. She got nothing else to do. Come on. You serious? Yeah, I'm old. That'd be funny, right?

Your wife's like you get mad and you look at younger girls so they start drilling over at Leslie Starr? No, fuck, you're a sick bad. I said, what do you want me to do? Pick a number. Let's move on or something. Again, lighthearted.

Fun with motorcycles, I call it. Go right to the video, Dallas. Fuck it. It's like Pee-Wee Herman. It's like Pee-W Oh, Papa. Wow. Wow.

That's exactly what I was talking about. Wow. That's exactly what I was. Listen to this jerk up. Do you hear him? Do you hear him? Yes. And believe me, they're going to take that suspect.

I think I'm holding this fucking neck. They're definitely going to take him into custody. Can we see that again, please? Doesn't mean that this is any kind of thing. Look, he's got one hand. He's holding with one hand. That's exactly what I was talking about. Who's this?

The crossing guard? That's what I was talking about. Why, aren't you a fucking prophet? A guy's doing a. 108 being running from the police holding a holding the fucking motorcycle with one hand in traffic and you predict that he'd get hurt oh my god that's what california's good for right i lived there for four years you could count on three of those a week and then and you'd be pissed if nobody died you're like i just wasted eight minutes out of my lunch break um the guy was holding did you see he reached back he

had one hand on the friggin handlebars and he's doing about a buck 75. Sad thing is though, the cops, I don't think he died. Remember the cops around him? He's on the ground. Probably a brother had the wind knocked on him.

That's crazy, man. Crazy. And do you guys do what I do? You can go on X or whatever and just fucking put in fatal motorcycle accident? I'll be up to six watching that shit. There's some shit.

There's one, a guy coming through an intersection, on a motorist. He's got to be going 100 and fucking something. There's a car stopped in front of him. Hits the back. Dallas, it would have been good from 55 yards. This guy had to fly a football field. I am shitting you not.

Every internal organ must have just fucking shredded the minute he's the fucking car. I'm thinking I'm not getting a bike. Did I mention? Jesus, now I get the chills. I feel like shit. Let's move on. I just want to show you that.

That's how we cleanse our palate with death. I think finally tonight, I don't know. What's the headline? Micro Dick Durbin speaks. I could sell that to the AM talk show guys, Mark Levine. Illinois Senate of Dick Durbin, who's been around forever, and other Democrats have drawn a parallel between the use of military bases for ICE. operations. They've drawn a parallel between that and Japanese American internment camps during

World War II. Here's what I, you're not even good. You guys aren't even good at making a fake argument. Like, you can't come up with something better than that. For Christ's sake, Gestapo's more original than Japanese internment camps. This comparison was made as part of a larger criticism of recent immigration enforcement actions by the Trump administration. Here's micro dick in his own stupid asshole words. There's only one parallel in history that I can think of. Listen to that NG. That has occurred in my lifetime.

How's chemo going, Dick? And that, of course, would be the internment of 120,000 Japanese Americans during World War II. Are you tired? Are you tired? Are you tired? Keyword Japanese Americans. Yes. Here we go. You say you're a little tired this morning.

She's got more energy than it does. I am tired. That's actually, I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here. It's to take a little nap. Take a nap many times as I can. Shut up. Take a nap as many times as I can. Meanwhile, there's some black orderly beating her with a bedpan every night.

That might take the wind out of her. Oh, my God. Did you really share that? Why did it have to be black? Well, I've seen clips. I think I'm making the shit up. Okay, a Jewish young kid for the Yamika beat. My grandmother, senseless.

Finally, tonight, we're going to do a little tribute to a football player who, again, I'm 63. He was famous in the 70s. I don't know why I turned into it. Well, I do know why. Like I said, my dad liked the Raiders because they were bad boys. They played really rough and everybody was a kid. The owner was a gangster.

My dad was a Marine. I'm not giving me a wrong impression. He was like a crooked Guinea because he wasn't. He was a straight Italian guy. I mean, straight as far as, you know, he wasn't a, he had no connections or any of that shit. It's a good, a Marine and a fucking great. husband and dad and all this. But he liked, you know, he liked the fucking bad boys.

Like, guys do. And this guy, George Atkins, there was two. Jack Tatum and George Atkinson. They were both like safeties, I think. They were known as the Soul Patrol. Jack Tatum, everybody knows. He ended up paralyzing a guy. He grew up in Newark or in Jersey somewhere.

It might not have been Newark, but it was a project. Give an idea how tough the process. projects were. You know who used to beat Jack Tatum up and take his fucking lunch money? George Foreman. That's how he grew up in tenements. And George Atkinson, same thing. And they were the two guys. And they were vicious. Atkinson was the dirtiest I've ever seen. And I don't know why I took a like. And I put it on X last night. People didn't really give a fuck other thing. George Atkinson, a Super Bowl champion and a member of the Raiders Soul Patrol

secondary in the 70s has died. The team announced, I already thought he was dead, honestly. I know Katham already died. Atkinson played for the Raiders. You know, and what, you don't think a Gutfell is a sports fan because he's really not, but he grew up in the Bay Area and he did

love the Raiders. I sent this to him. He goes, scariest guy ever to play. I'll show you a clip might believe. Anyways, he played from 68 to 77. John Madden was his coach. And then he had a season with Denver Broncos before he He was a two-time Pro Bowl selection and the 1968

AFL defensive rookie of the year. So I'm saying he's talent, but he was a straight, be vicious, not big either. That's why he said he was such a thug on the field. Selected by the Raiders in the seventh round, the 68 draft. Here's old George. By the way, I think his grandson played at Notre Dame a few years ago. Out of Morris Brown, that's a school, I guess,

and not a music promoter that works at Quincy Jones. George burst onto the pro football scene as an exciting defensive back, explosive returner, earning back-to-back AFL All-Star selections in his first two seasons. He later anchored the defense as part of the Fame Soul Patrol, secondary for the 7 in the 70s, helping the Raiders, lead the Raiders, an unprecedented success as the Silver and Black advanced to five consecutive AFC championships

in one Super Bowl 11 following the 76 season. They ripped off the Patriots that year. In the AFC game, they called Ruffing the Passer, down like on the one-yard line. They show the replay. They hardly even touch Stabler. They threw the flag anyway, so they get a second shot at it, and they score it. And they go on to the Super Bowl to beat the Vikings. Anyways, Atkinson's two Pro Bowl selection came in the first two years of his career.

He had four interceptions, his rookie season. Two more in 69. He finished with 30 career interceptions and two touchdowns in 144 games. He was known for his fierce play. and delivering some of the biggest, they mean the dirtiest and biggest hits to opponents. He and Jack Tatum were fearsome opponents of any offense. We never go out on the field, he said, with intention of trying to hurt anyone. You want to bet?

I'm going to show you some clips. Whatever, Atkinson said. But he said, if you don't want to get hit, he says it's best not to show up when we play on Sunday. I guarantee you will get fucking hit. Danger, Will Robinson. Nature, no will rub us. One of the most memorable hits came in 75AFC championship game in the 1976 season Oprah against the Steel

as he knocked Lynn Swan out both of those games. Unconscious, with like cheap shots. Lynn Swan didn't even have the ball. Let's take a look at video one. As intimidating as the 1976 Oakland Raiders, and their hardest hitters were Jack Tatum. That's Tatum. and George Atkinson

That's a little late Watch the forearms Watch this George Atkinson What he had a little hook Punch the guy George wasn't really big enough To take on some of those full bucks

Phil Villabiano So he would come in from the side Watch us And just hook him Right across the face He's not the good one, Jet In the eyes, in the nose Under the chin

And he was great at it And he did it with the power That guy was unconscious Look it. You can see the receiver's kind of pulling up. You can see it in the eyes. You can see fair on the receiver's face. That's him.

The tough ones hang tough in there, but the ones that don't have a lot of heart. They give it up. Watch. Even Star tight-in, Russ Francis. Breaks his nose. What's this? Watch this. Pause.

That was like the second play of the game. Rines up, four-arm breaks Russ Francis's nose. Then they asked him why. George popped Russ Francis. right in the nose, broke his nose, it bled the whole game. I said, George, why did you do that? He said, well, that guy's 6.5, 230 pounds, and I'm 5-11, 180, and I just had to let him know that that's the way it's going to be today.

He sounds like Mr. Rogers. That's Kenny Stable, known as the Snake, Hall of Fame quarterback for the raid. Is it lefty? Got some more, right? Put the head under the chin and the guy be gone. I've caught receivers looking for me instead of looking for the ball. Look at Tatum. If you get a receiver thinking about you,

but then he can't be concentrating on you and the ball at the same time. Consequently, sometimes he may drop a few. Unconscious. This is the best one ever, though. Both Tatum and Atkinson deeply resented the Pittsburgh Steelers' attempts to portray them as criminals. I think George has proven himself in what kind of a person he is as far as his play on the field.

That's Lynn Swan commenting on it. Real quick note, they actually had to go to court because of those hits on Lynn Swan. It was actually a criminal. They go to court. And this clip is somewhere. Chuck Knoll, head coach of the Steelers on the stand. The lawyer goes, would you consider George Atkinson and Jack Tam criminal elements in the game? And he goes, yes.

He's the Steelers coach talking about the Raiders. Then the fucking lawyer goes, will you consider Mel Blunt? He was a Hall of Fame cornerback for the Steelers. another vicious great football player. Would you consider Mel Blunt, your cornerback, a criminal element in ego? Yeah.

They were in court. This is like street violence. And I don't know why I fucking love that. I guess I love their reputation. And people still talk about that team from the 70s. John Madden was the head coach. I saw a van when I live in Westchester, New York. I was going to get a haircut.

I saw a white van. I saw a white van dedicated to the fucking Raiders of the 70s. It had their names on it. It was, I, fuck, I wanted to buy it. Guy wouldn't buy me. I followed him for like a mile.

Anyways, it's an hour and three minutes. So what? Glenn's busy. It's probably in Beirut or something. All right, that's, go to, where am I? That's the show.

Go to Nick Dip.com. Buy something to support the show, please. Got some fentanyl hats. Camio, if you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to Camio.com. Don't forget Glenn Greenwald, if I don't fucking bump him with my yapper. That's it, you guys thank it.

I'll say, you're very welcome. See you back here tomorrow. Have a good rest of the day. Hi. Good night, everybody.