The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gay Teachers A Danger? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1204

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

Chappelle's attacker wannabe rapper. You Heard right. Kennedy challenges Mayorkas. Handsy Passenger. More trans grooming. Even more trans grooming.

You All righty. Oh, yeah. How are you, folks? Welcome to the final day of the week, Thursday. And guess what? The fucking Red Sox bullpen did it again. They're playing the Angels, who are a good team this year, at Fenway. Shut them out two nights ago.

These sons of bitches. Bogarts hits a mammoth home run in the eighth, bottom of the eighth, I think it was, to put us ahead 4-3. And we end up losing 10-4. What did I curse them?

And once again, another great pitching job. The starting ERA is 2.37, which is fucking really freaking good. And the bullpen, I can't describe it. One guy came in and mowed down the side. Three strikeouts. I forget who it was. I still have faith in him.

This thing where you put a guy on second and extra innings what is this girls softball fucking hate that anyways final 10-4 and the Bruins get their asses handed to them for a fifth straight time by Carolina um we lost them three times the three times we played them a regular season and they've beaten us the first two games of playoffs. They are fast, young, big, and mean. And the Bruins are just chippy. You know, they fucking Bruins will mix it up with anybody. But it got ugly last night.

I wanted to call you and go, put this on, Dallas. It just got ugly. There was some hits. I'm talking NFL-type hits. They caught one of our defensemen with his head down behind the net. This guy came in, clean check, shoulder 100 miles an hour, knocked him fucking. He almost had the knockout arms.

He fucking croaked him. He was gone for the rest of the game. Five minutes later, McAvoy does the exact same thing to one of their guys right in the middle of the ice and then does it to another guy. And then all hell breaks loose uh there was a one fight again they're not too quick to drop the gloves because you can get you know whatever you get canned if you get in two fights or whatever but it but it's ugly there was slashing marshawn took a two-hander hits a guy right in the stomach can't believe they didn't throw him out but but it was after the goalie, their goalie cracked him with a stick in the legs. It got fucking ugly.

I cannot wait. I don't even care if the Bruins win this series. Excuse me. Because the Bruins ended, I'm sorry I'm boring you people, I know. But you've got to watch hockey. You'll forget fucking basketball was ever invented. It's just fast and violent, and it was just so fucking good. Anyways, speaking of violence, let's get on with the show. And I'll see you guys. Oh, one other thing I want

to mention. My wife made me aware online, like on Facebook, people are pretending that they have tickets to my show tomorrow night and reselling them. It's that, you know, it's the Nigerian fucking scammers. There's people, because even my fans picked up on it. They're going, hey, I get five Nick DiPaolo tickets if you want to buy, but the show's been sold out. So it's a scam. Don't fall for it. Fucking Nigerians.

They got anything better to do? Shouldn't be putting your kids' lip plates in. Nick, that's horrible. No, I know Nigeria's kind of nice. Look at this. I ate a sleeve and a half of saltines before I went to bed. Look at the fucking mama. Oh, my God.

I got to go in there. My Achilles is killing me. I got to go in there and somehow get a sweat on. All right, let's get it. Let's get to it. By the way, I will have a gun on stage or a fucking Bowie knife. So think twice. Dave Chappelle, as you know, this is what we call a follow-up story from yesterday. A little bit more on Chappelle's attack. He was a wannabe rapper. Any rappers or wannabe rappers ever do anything

productive? Seriously. I like that fucking coat Dave's got. He'd give it to me off his back, I think. I go, Dave, I punched a trans. Oh, man, take the coat. It was a trans, man. The man who attacked Chappelle, man, how about boy, during a concert Tuesday is a wannabe rap star. We know, again, how productive they are, what they had to say. Who has put out a song named after the famous comedian that apparently references the Hollywood Bowl. The guy's name is Isaiah Lee. There's something wrong with the black man's mind.

There's something wrong with his mind. He'd be 23 years old. There he is. Yeah, yeah, he looks normal, huh? You know what? I almost feel bad. I'll read you his history. I almost feel bad for the kid.

He's just a product of a fucked up culture, fucked up society he's grown up in, a media driven... It's all... he's like the perfect storm for this shit. There's a million of them like him, I swear. Isaiah Lee, 23, was booked with felony assault with a deadly weapon over the attack on the 48-year-old comedian at Tuesday night's Hollywood Bowl show. Lee raps under the name, no name, Trapper, according to social media, and has a verified Spotify profile that boasts, and here's another thing that scares me. He's got 6,000 monthly listeners on Spotify. Do you have to subscribe to that?

No. Do you? So this motherfucker's got 6,000, be paying him? Here I am writing clever shit for 35 years? What am I going to do? Put a fucking horns on my head? They're already there. Track two of one of his several albums. Jesus Christ.

It's 23 or 22. 2020's Born and Die in the Trap is called Dave Chappelle. That's the name of the song. While most of the lyrics are mumbled, Lee at one point seemingly references getting into the Hollywood Bowl,

which is the location where Tuesday night's attack took place. And there he is looking at his elbows. What the fuck? I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. The song lyrics are puzzlingly mostly repeating, laugh at you niggas a joke. Watch your mouth.

I don't like that word coming out of anybody just flip Wilson he did Lee also had a decent social media following with 32,000 followers and only he only follows 80 people Dave Chappelle being one of them he posted a bizarre video of himself yesterday with a filter to give himself a bloody nose and devil horns. He's kind of got a sense of humor. At least he gave himself a bloody nose. Isaiah Lee was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Bail a set of 30,000. We got a picture of that? There you go. This looks like something Ron Popeil invented. The guy came up with the pocket fishing. Otherwise known as the gangster's bayonet. The gangster's bayonet, Dallas calls this. I think this is great.

I'm going to sell, I'll market this fucking. This is what you cut your Thanksgiving turkey with and then you shoot your liberal aunts and uncles and family members you don't agree with. Anybody who hates Trump. You give them a nice slice of turkey as they're reaching for it. Turn it like a brother and pop them.

Watch Grammy die in her gravy and blood. LAPD officials said Lee was armed with a replica gun that ejects a knife. Watch out because I'm... It would have been more dangerous if there was a flag that said bang coming out of it. Lee was, now here's where it gets sad, you know, a little bit. Lee was a ward of the state who was taken in by his grandma, Joy Chattel, a community activist. So that tells you all you need to know about his upbringing. A community activist known as Mama Joy.

A community activist known as Mama Joy, she died suddenly when Lee was 14, leaving him with a disability and displacement anxieties, according to a 2021 court filing, which I believe. The kid's grown up with zero love, basically. The filing, I don't want me to sound like fucking Mr. Rogers here. I'm not trying to say he's not accountable for his act, but I'm just saying it's par for the course. The filing was related to her estate, which had an abolitionist history. Her death left the future of the property in jeopardy. So there he is with his elbow intact. But you know what I mean by a perfect storm of war of the state

you know I mean no fucking parents grandmother was probably like Chris Rock says when you're black and you call oh fucking Nick forget it something you know

when you call your mother Pam your grandmother something than your mother Pam. Your grandmother something, then your mother Pam. I don't know. Yeah, you call your grandmother Mom, and your mom Pam. God, did I butcher that. How's this look? Is it better?

This is how I take selfies. You heard right is the headline. Amber Heard got emotional. I don't usually do this type of shit. You guys know, right? But that picture right there turned me on. I was picturing. Yeah, you don't want to know.

I was picturing putting her hand in a panini maker. No. Amber Heard got emotional. I read a little bit. It got me hooked. It was too dirty and salacious not to. Emotional as she told the jury about a time in May 2013 when Johnny Depp allegedly performed a non-consensual cavity search on her, apparently while looking for his drugs.

Heard said the, I did that, that's happened to my wife. I said, where's my, no, where's my Viagra? We ain't going to get this thing done without it. Heard said, yeah, she's like Karen, you know, oh my God, this is funny. I got to use this on, my wife's like Karen when she steals Henry's keys when he's trying to go out on a Friday night. I'm going out, not with these keys, you're not. That's like me going out like to have a beer by myself. My wife's got my Viagra, not with these pills, you're not.

Heard said the moment began when an allegedly high depth, was there any other kind of depth? Ask me where it is and how long I've been hiding it. Apparently referring to his cocaine, she said. At first, the actress didn't know what Depp was referring to, though he screamed at her. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Depp started patting her dress before,

this is what caught me to read the article, ripping both the dress and her underwear off. All right. She's fucking smoking. Yeah, focus, exactly. He then proceeds to do a cavity search, Heard said, with a whimper. So he's looking for his cocaine in the poor girl's private parts.

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and that I was an embarrassment, she said. Holy moly. The threat came while they were in the Bahamas with his children. Then the kids were in their early teens on his yacht for one last trip before he had to sell the boat to J.K. Rowling. You know you got some, you know that's a nice boat and you're going to troll your dad by it.

Her had left the yacht by a helicopter, like bad comedians do when they do a ship, with his daughter, his daughter, she took his daughter off, protecting her. Boy, this ain't looking good, Johnny. Who was crying to her, according to the testimony. During her recounting of this incident, Heard got the biggest reaction from Depp all day. It came when Heard's attorney showed her text messages Depp sent her after she left the boat, and the actress said, that's what he was sending me while I was taking care of his daughter. Depp shook his head and said wow so

i don't know i don't know if he meant wow those are lies or wow you or wow i can't believe you have those it might it might have shocked him just to hear it come from himself that's right he because he's in a blackout state, right? When he's fucking, that fucked up. I've been there. Not blacked out, but I've looked at texts. I looked at tweets upset and said, wow, did I really tell Jack Dorsey to suck a dick and die? Johnny Depp would pass out and, here's some more.

He'd pass out and lose control of his body and everyone in his circle was forced to clean up after him and afraid to confront him about it Amber Heard said on the stand she said I cleaned up after him she testified this man lost control of his bowels and I cleaned up after him after him. You believe that? Heard also said she saw Depp's security guards change his pants in front of her,

which prompted the actor to chuckle from his seat. Don't make me like you, Johnny. He looks like he's laughing there. He passed out. Excuse me. Can you imagine? He passed out in his own sick. He passed out. Excuse me. Can you imagine? He passed out in his own sick, she says, which means vomit.

And then he walked around saying he didn't have a problem. Well, look, what you guys got to remember is he's the plaintiff. She's the defendant in this lawsuit. He's suing her for defamation. Now, I got to believe that, I don't know, today's jury, but I got to believe those are pretty compelling stories. And it doesn't make him look like a good father, whatever the specific charges

are. But I say we give him a break. He's a pirate, for Christ's sake. You know what I'm saying? You see what happens, man? You think they got it all, people, rich and beautiful and on a boat, a fucking giant yacht in Venice, and meanwhile

your wife finds you on a ripped beanbag. She has shit in your pants. He's looking for his drugs up your snatch. I mean, I don't know. I might transition. What does that even mean? It makes no goddamn sense whatsoever. A man goes to a party.

He loses. It's a party. Kennedy assassinates Mayorkas. Well, that's usually the words don't go in that order. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, that's how the newscasters say it when they hit a Spanish record, on Wednesday insisted he was unaware that the person his department tapped to head up his Orwellian disinformation governance board once called Hunter Biden's laptop

Russian disinformation. He's saying he didn't know that. Either way, that makes you either look incompetent or a lying piece of shit. So either way, you shouldn't have a job, but he typifies, I said to Dallas, he typifies the left. He's ball-less, takes marching orders, no balls, what does not give

a fuck about the truth, just blinded by his ideology. Anyways, my favorite senator, John Kennedy from Louisiana. I love this guy. Let me ask you a question. Dallas, you grew up in Alabama, didn't you? What do you say, fucking a sheep, worse than fucking your cousin? Well, I don't know. Sheep's are softer. Okay, but it's not the question I asked. Dallas said that with such conviction, my hair stood up.

Senator John Kennedy, a Republican in Louisiana, who we love, by the way. He's always got sayings like, well, he was more nervous than a porcupine in a balloon factory. Stuff I used to hear on Popeye. Senator John Kennedy pressed Mayorkas on who hired Jankowicz. That's the singing witch. Mayorkas on who hired Jankowicz, that's the singing witch, and whether the secretary knew about her comments about the laptop that became the basis of a series of blockbuster exposés by the Post in 2020. And so he's questioned about it, and here he is she had said that Mr. Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian disinformation? Senator, let me repeat myself and add one other fact.

I was not aware of that. We do not discuss the internal hiring process. Ultimately, as the Secretary, I'm responsible for the decisions of the Department of Homeland Security. When the Department picked Ms. Jankowicz, did it know that she had vouched for the veracity of the Steele dossier? Senator, let me repeat myself and add an additional fact. One, we do not discuss internal hiring processes. Two, I was not aware of that fact. Three, as the Secretary of Homeland Security,

I am responsible for the decisions of the department. And four, it is my understanding that Ms. Jankowicz is a subject matter expert in the field in which she will be working on behalf of the department. I can tell. I don't know nothing about that. That's all he's fucking said. I don't know nothing about that. That's all he had to say. You're lying. And you're a had to say. You're lying.

And you're a piece of shit. I love Kennedy. Yeah, I can tell. Bald and fuck you. Mayorkas. God, I got the slimy eyes today. Allergies. Mayorkas also claimed he was ignorant of cringeworthy TikTok videos

that we've all seen of Jankowicz made in which she sang her edition of the Mary Poppins tune Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bag. That was pretty good. Write that down, somebody.

He didn't know about this video is what he fucking said. I know nothing about that. Really? What do you know about? Anything? God. Look at her. Maniac. I mean, she called the laptop Russian disinformation.

She was wrong about another big one, too. And this guy's saying she's an expert in her field. What you're witnessing, folks, not to get too serious, what you're witnessing folks not to get too serious you're witnessing a country a cultural revolution that's what all this is I'm doing a story later on about

tampon machines in boys bathrooms that's a cultural revolution you're in the middle of it and unless somebody stands up and fucking, seriously, I don't, I've said this before, and I don't mean to be hyperbolic, how else do you stop it other than start cracking heads or threatening these people?

I know that sounds dramatic and shit, but it's going to take a war. There's no more fucking middle, they are just steamrolling us. I feel, that's why I bought a bow and arrow at Walmart. Anyways, poison darts. I dip the tips in my wife's tuna casserole.

Just the tip. Just the tip. As his round of questioning concluded, Kennedy suggested a task for Mayorkas when he returned to DHS, saying he should confront the person who recommended hiring Jankowicz and I would fire him on the spot, which is exactly right. So why don't he? Anyways, this is the equivalent he just he just bitch slapped

Mayorkas with that this is what he did to Mayorkas basically that's what Kennedy just did to that little bitch, Mayorkas. What's the idea? Ow. Anyhow, any, any.

Let's move on to some more, some more bitch slapping, only at 30,000 feet. Yes, another clip from a plane. I just, we're watching the fabric of this society just crumble back. A handsy passenger, a Frontier Airlines passenger, right away when you hear spirit of Frontier, Frontier Airlines passenger who went viral after he was duct taped. I can't believe that's, I mean, they've done this many times. It's the move to go to. It should be on a commercial for duct tape.

He was duct taped to his seat for allegedly groping two flight attendants and assaulting another. He's been sentenced to 60 days in the slammer, which I don't know. That doesn't sound that bad, really, for what this guy did. We'll show you in a second. Maxwell Berry pleaded guilty Tuesday to three counts of assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction. But his antics aboard the flight from Philly to Miami in August. Boy, they kept a lid on this one. I don't remember seeing this, right? ABC News reported

the 23-year-old who faced a year and a half behind bars and a $15,000 fine also was sentenced to one year of supervised release. He must surrender by August 1st. I didn't hear anything about he can't fly again, right? I'm guessing. Cell phone footage showed the frisky flyer being duct taped to the back of a seat before he was

arrested by waiting cops on three counts of battery. I tried. I did the best I could. What about me? What am I supposed to do? What's this?

He's obviously drunk, but we're going to show you the clip. It's about a minute long. At the end, the best part is the black people sitting behind them laughing their balls off which makes me love them they fucking can't believe this insane wiper and it's like they're watching a movie uh go ahead this man got the right dentist that's all I'm gonna say. Dennis at that point. That's a big piece. Ladies and gentlemen, just make sure you're supposed to know that we are landing.

We're gonna act like this all the time. Telecommunication, our units, troops, both of you. Let's go. You guys, shot. Are we gonna do some group? You guys! Shot! Hey! Hey! Chill! Chill! Chill out! Yo, he is mad, b******! I did the best I could.

What about me? What am I supposed to do? Oh, my God, folks. We are coming apart at the gut. 60 days? He grabbed, oh, I'll read on. The video showed the Norfolk, Ohio man scuffling with a male flight attendant. Why can't they say struggling anymore?

Well, that was a scuffle, actually. With a male flight attendant and yelling profanities while sitting at a window seat. He didn't like the fact that he couldn't get a Diet Coke. Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who the fuck? An arrest report said he ordered two drinks and then asked for another before brushing his empty cup, I've tried this, against the backside of a, I usually use the male guy to piss him off, backside of a female flight attendant who told him, don't touch me.

Barry proceeded, so that's sexual harassment. He's getting off light, isn't he? I know. Barry proceeded to spill his new drink on his own shirt, prompting him to go to the bathroom and come out shirtless. Glad he didn't spill on his pants, am I right, folks? Yeah, really, Nick. Glad he didn't spill on my pants, right, folks?

Anyways, shirtless, according to the report. He then walked around the cabin, no shirt on. Why can't I see these on my flights? Groped the chest of two flight attendants. Again, I don't know if they're male or female today. You don't know. We don't know. Do we know?

We don't know. Anyways. You don't know. We don't know. Do we know? We don't know. Anyways. Hey, who don't with 12 fucking sea breezes in you?

He came from behind, put his arm around both of them, two females, and groped their breasts again. The arrest reports. Very later, that wasn't enough, punched a male flight attendant who was asked to watch him following the in-flight chaos. This is terrific. Two of his victims attended Tuesday's sentencing. Jordan Galarza, whom Barry struck, and Tamara Burgess. Sounds like a black chick. Uh-oh.

Dallas. That's my sister, yeah. Half-sister. That's Dallas' last name. Whoess, who was groped. WPLG reported, my number one role, this is the flight attendant talking, on any aircraft is to protect the passengers, including Maxwell Berry, who we did get to Miami safely that day. Oh, you fucking wrapped him up like he was a, you put him in bubble wrap.

We did get him to miami safely that day got our eyes reported adding that the tape used to restrain the passenger may have seemed a little bit barbaric but it worked perfectly and no one got hurt because of how we did what we did his attorney the kid's attorney jason christ also read from letters that were sent to the court on the client's behalf. Mr. Berry is looking forward to putting this incident behind him, Christlater told. We presented significant mitigation to the court, but respect the court's judgment in this case. Berry also expressed remorse, the guy himself, saying he was embarrassed by his actions. Oh, fucking idiot!

Judge Robert Eskola Jr. told him there's no delete button and that people cannot think they're able to go on a plane and act like, act this way. Really, judge? Have you been flying lately? If you don't act like that, they'll kick you off. No need for fucking in-flight entertainment. Am I right, folks? I mean, come on. entertainment am i right folks i mean come on some of the worst time rim shops up 10 minutes later what's the um the headline to the where is it you i didn't even put it in there. Anyways, it says fucking queers. That's the headline.

Fucking queers! Of course, of course I don't put it in there. Disturbing videos on TikTok show teachers bragging about how they initiate classroom discussions on sexual orientation and gender identity.

That's faggot stuff. That's exactly what it is. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. While it is not known what grade cohorts these people who claim to be teachers

preside over, some proudly talk about the need to introduce sexualized content to children as young as three years old. Hey, little boy, do you want some candy? Look at Woody Woodpecker here.

Fucking twisted. Can I just say something? Let me do at Woody Woodpecker here. Fucking twisted. Can I just say something? Let me do a little op-ed here. You know what? Gay people, and again, I know there's a lot of gay people who will agree with me on this. Back in the 50s and whatever, the 60s,

the far right, the religious, whoever you want to call, were homophobic, at least you would claim. And they used to say, the Christian right would say, you'll see, they'll come after our kids. Well, guess what? Guess what? We're here.

Were they that fucking wrong? And that's not a slight against, again, I'm in show business, plenty of gay friends. I mean, Elton John's my favorite. I'd blow him tonight or eat his pussy. One or the other. But you got, look at this thing, okay? This is grooming. They're excited.

They're excited. There's a touch of mental illness with a lot of gay people are happy. They rate, whatever. But I'm saying, I don't think mainstream gay people like this shit either. I'm guessing. I'm guessing. I'm hoping. If not, fuck yous all. Right in the mouth and the ass.

Oh, gross. But look at that haircut. It just screams. I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy. No, that might be a girl. I was wrong on that one. I can't tell.

I don't know what it is either. That's the point we're at now. Goodness gracious, Heloise. Many progressive teachers who publicly... Oh, are we going to watch the video? Yeah, here's some more. Sorry. Here you go.

Hi, I'm a queer teacher. I'm gender fluid. I am also a witch. I would come out to my students every October on National Coming Out Day. I would use that as an opportunity for my students to learn how to receive somebody coming out to them. I ended up telling my students that I was gay. So they would ask me if I was, because I kind of alluded that I was. So I kind of let them wonder and ponder on it.

So instead of teaching social studies today, they just asked me a whole bunch of questions about being gay let's talk about gender roles and talking about them in the classroom talking about gender is not something that's out of the realm for children research says that there is no age too young to talk about pretty much anything

and who better to say that than black parents because your kids turned out so well yeah let's talk about anything at that age if they ready to fucking shut the fuck up you fuck stain go ahead dinkweed are actually aware of their gender identity if they know about it they're ready to learn about so very aware of who they like and who they don't like very much ready for these topics and are way more accepting than adults when it comes to discussing these topics my classroom is the gayest pause she just said it all they're way more accepting than adults when it comes to discussing these topics. My classroom is one of the gayest. Pause. She just said it all.

They're way more accepting. Yeah, they're three years old. They can't argue back. You dumb fucking lice ridden homo. Nick, that's horrible. I know. I was just teasing. I don't know how

I forgot this one anyways I don't mean to be homophobe but these people they're going after your kids I don't like that ah the homosexuals many progressive teachers who publicly posted oh there's more

god I'm getting queasy. Go ahead. This place is probably on the planet. Most days of the week, I come to school in stilettos so I can create an explicitly queer space for all of my students. Everything is completely covered in rainbows. I've got flags everywhere. I've got queer literature. Parents might complain, and there's actually a way to be really sneaky about supporting specifically queer students.

Dropping a pink triangle somewhere in your room makes a huge difference because kids look for that. Recently we started wearing pronoun pins and the kids get to pick a new pronoun pin. We have some that pick like she her every single day and we have some that change it up. And I just double check with them if I call home what name they want what pronouns they want because a lot of them will just use their given name and their given pronouns so just double check that. I like to avoid gendered language when I talk to my students. My students really like guys, gals, and non-binary pals. I even refer to them as different animals you know just

to keep it light and fun. Pre-k through third grade are not ready for such topics is actually internalized homophobia and transphobia. Uh is that right? How about I put my foot and transphobia. Is that right? How about I put my foot up your... I don't know. I don't know what to put it up. Okay, folks. So, again, and I don't think they represent the mainstream.

I hope the fuck they don't. But they're excited about confusing your kids and shit. So lucky. And just out in the open. Admitting that they're hiding the fact around parents' backs. Yeah, yeah. Well, they're on the internet.

Now, if the parents are paying attention and that's my kid's teacher, I'm there the next day. I'm gonna pull a, anyways, I'm gonna to pull a... Anyways. I'm going to do whatever. Many progressive teachers who publicly posted their shocking content online had their videos shared by the popular conservative viral account Libs of TikTok.

This girl put this... She started this thing? She's got like 1.2 million followers? Of course, they went after her, which was censored in recent weeks after being blacklisted and having an expose written on the account by the Washington Post's Taylor Lorenz. Libs of TikTok has reached over 1.2 million followers since having over 600,000 just weeks ago. Loving it. In response to a growing number of cases

where teachers and education officials were allegedly sexualizing students, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, the next president, signed the Parental Rights in Education Act in March, prohibiting the teaching of sexual orientation and gender identity in classrooms from kindergarten to third grade. All right, so that's a little taste of...

And that Taylor Lorenz, the one who fucking went after, lives at TikTok. So somebody went after her a couple weeks ago, and she was crying about it. They put my name online, and my address, people, it's horrible. And she was crying about it. They put my name online and my address. It's horrible. And she's crying. And that's what she had been doing to people for years. So anyways. Final story?

Final story of the week, ladies and gentlemen. Buck seeing red. Oh, goodness. My favorite color. According to a new poll, Oregon Governor Kate Brown. Oh my God, another beautiful woman from the left. Look at that face. I could fucking hit it with a jackhammer and just sleep like a baby. Those stupid glasses. Look, she's got my frames. She wants it. I can smell her ass from here. A Democrat is officially the least popular

governor in America. Well, that's since de Blasio sat down, I guess. And considering the law she just signed, it's not hard to see why. I reported on this. This isn't new, by the way. It's in my act a year ago about tampon machines in the boys' room. I said, sometimes it's good. I go, you're in a club. You get in a fight. You run in. You know, you're bleeding from it. Come back out on the dance floor. You get a couple.

Patrice O'Neill has the best bit about having periods and how he's horrible. I'd hate that. Imagine if you knew every month, at least for a week, your nose are going to bleed. Thanks to the Menstrual Dignity Act, thank God they passed this. I put it right up there with the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The Menstrual Dignity Act that just passed, local taxpayers are now on the hook for thousands of new tampon dispensers in boys' bathrooms. This latest madness, which affects every public school and college in the state of Oregon,

is expected to cost up to $400 a machine. So just do the math there. And by the way, here's another one. They don't mention this article that I did about a year ago. And I told, we talked about it on the show. They got rid of urinals in men's rooms, not unisex bathrooms, in men's rooms. They got rid of urinals in state government buildings because women don't use them. So it's not enough.

Even when they don't have access to some, and they do use them. I've seen women pee standing up, cost me 50 bucks, but it was in Jamaica and the girl was very nice. And school custodians aren't the only ones upset about it. This will show all of our youth and especially our trans youth that the bathroom they're using that affirms their gender, that it's for them, argued one Portland resident who should be put to sleep tonight. And it has the products there that they might need, the woman said. Get out of my room, you sick cunt. Legislatures agreed expanding a bill that was originally intended to give female students free sanitary products. See, but that's not enough. At school, now in an absurd gesture, the state has decided

to affirm the right to menstrual dignity for transgender, you know, all two of them, intersex, non-binary, and two-spirited students. Two-spirited? I'm two-spirited. Two-spirit students. That's a new one. I haven't heard that one yet. Yeah, no, that one's been flying around. I haven't heard that one. Well, that was my Indian name. Flying red hole.

And chief stinky poo. I don't know. I'm fucking tired. It's the end of the week. Spirits. By trying to minimize negative attention that could put them at risk of harm. Everything's done at the risk of harm. Even Twitter, Elon Musk, the people that are fighting him, all these NGOs that are fighting

him, they use that. People that are vulnerable are going to be harmed by language. Folks, anytime it's for your safety, like COVID, anytime you see that, it's just code for them shutting down more rights. It's for your best interest. You really think we're that stupid? That could put them at risk of harm during menstruation. Oh my God, I can't take the language. It's so gross. In the state's guidance, school officials are told to use gender-neutral phrases, like menstruating students instead of girls. Even when, like, this is an insult.

If you're a father and your son goes to school, they're calling your son a fucking girl. That's how I take it. So I would say, you know what, son? You can beat up girls and boys. Go nuts. And I would be jailed the rest of my life. Menstruating students instead of, how about menstruating fucking retards?

When it comes to explaining the reproductive process, teachers are instructed to tell kids that someone with a uterus and ovaries may begin to menstruate instead of girls. There's no such thing as a female hygiene product, they say. The toolkit argues only menstrual products. Obviously, state leaders don't bother to consult their counterparts in Illinois, where a similar move has literally opened the floodgates to expensive plumbing issues and mischief.

When you give a grade, this is actually an insult, too. I know they mean it depending. When you give a grade school boy something that's adhesive, they're going to put it in places everywhere but where it belongs. And that's true. But don't generalize about little boys either. You know what I'd do as a little boy? I'd bring it to recess,

and that girl that I was in love with, Jenny, I said, you know, the one, because you always get the fucking, her parents give her a submarine sandwich for lunch. I would trade her, even though she's two and not bleeding

until I punch her in the face. What? Cut! Look at this kid. What are these? He goes, oh, fireworks. Two bottle rockets. Apparently I'm going to shoot them blindfolded

and drink a pink martini. Anyways, that's what the Republicans argued during the debate. These products are not inexpensive, and they are going to be misused if they are placed in elementary school boys' baths. That's not even the argument, you idiots. Fucking Republicans are so stupid.

That's what your argument is? It's an economic situation? How about it makes no sense? It doesn't follow science. You stoops. Republican state rep Avery Bourne fumed, who's missing the point. Is that her? Like I said, she knows exactly what the fuck she's talking about.

You can tell who's on the right side of the argument. Look at that. That's a pretty hot teacher or whatever. Nice smile, fucking wreck. Nick, that's sexist. Oh, for the love of my sister's box. Shut up. Case in point, campuses like Loyola University, where janitors are dealing

with all kinds of pranks, tampering, vandalism, sanitary pads would end up on the mirrors in the sinks down the toilet. Sounds like my sister's down the toilet and completely thrown out, one student's group complained. I'm telling you, there is no logic here. Republican State Senator Jill Tracy warned before the state ignored her and passed the bill. We've got to quit playing these stupid, silly games here and get real and get fiscally responsible. It's not about fiscal use. If I could, I'd grab this microphone.

I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Unbelievable. Do you see what I'm saying, guys? unbelievable, do you see what I'm saying, guys, whether it's tampons in the men's room, whether it's pronouns, whether it's changing the language to, you know, fucking two-spear, all, this is a cultural, it's a wave, my question is, how long have they, I know they've been letting it out incrementally over the years, but there's a tsunami of this shit, like, letting it out incrementally over the years.

But there's a tsunami of this shit. Like, it's not an agenda. I'm telling you, the ten guys that run the world have decided the United States is going to become a socialist Marxist shithole. They decided it. And we'll

see if the people on the right have any balls. I don't even see them on TV arguing about it. It's really disappointing. That is it for the week. Again, thank you so much for being here for us. Don't forget to sign up monthly at thecomicsgym.com, patreon.com, nickdip.com, click on my tour button, and cameo.com if you want me to roast a friend or relative.

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