The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gene Ho #184

Episode Date: June 17, 2019

Trump's photographer Gene Ho joins the show. AOC and Trump bitch it out!  Cuba Gooding Jr's Hands In Cuffs!  The Juice is loose on Twitter!

🎵 Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. It's a Monday. How are you? Excuse me. How was your weekend? I had a very relaxed. This is the first weekend in about a month I hadn't had to jump on a plane or go to a wedding or do some gigs. First week, I think, in Georgia, I got to relax a little bit. Watched 72 holes of golf. What does that tell you?

I am almost dead. But I got to tell you, that was the most entertaining golf I have ever seen. I've never seen bigger shots in clutch situations. Unbelievable. Gary. Gary. Woodchuck? It's something like that.

It's got wood in it. God damn it. Anyways, he won it all. Staving off my buddy, my buddy, my hero, Brooks Koepka. This guy's like a man. He's like a football player. He's won the United States Open two times in a row. He's going for a third.

He's known as Mr. Clutch. Come on. Google it, Rich. Come on. Be a producer. Gary what? It's got wood in it. It's not pecker.

What the fuck is it? Come on, Jason. Woodland. Gary, I couldn't remember land wood land real tough one another proof i'm fucking senile at 57 but holy shit what a golf then he sinks about a 50 60 footer just to end it to bury the you know it was incredible And I worked out twice. For the first time in a month and a half. And this town is the best.

This place is... It's level everywhere. People jog by my house because it's level for miles. And then there's fountains and parks. And I just walked around and tried to molest people. It was tremendous, I tell you. We're coming to you live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. Okay.

We'll do it live. Fuck it. All right, take it easy. Do it live. I'll write it. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Anyway, shout-outs, contributions.

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You can get these at nickdip.com. Very important announcement. Thursday, June 27th, I just added this, the Quixotic World, Dallas, Texas. And then the next night, Friday, June 28th,

the Beltonian Theater, Belton, Texas. I will be doing Glenn Beck that day. I love Dallas. I did a show there last year. They like it roughshod. They like it politically incorrect. So I'm going to bring it.

I'm bringing the heat. So Dallas, please come out if you like it, which I know you're the reddest state in the union, or you were. I'm going to let it fly, okay? So again, Thursday, June 27th at Quixotic World. Friday, June 28th at the Beltonian Theater in Belton, Texas. Saturday, August 10th at the Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 7th, Helium in Philadelphia.

Thursday, October 10th, Levity Live, Nyack, New York. Friday, November 15th at the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York. Saturday, November 16th at Comedy Works, Saratoga Springs, New York. New Year's Eve, Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York. Tickets are available now for that. Friday, January 24th of 2020, Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Then Saturday, February 15th of 2020, Kelsey Theater, Lake Park, Florida. It's a great theater.

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The stuff works. It's really, really good. I bet you even Trump, who's never had a drink or a drug, took some CBD after he read the polls that just came out. But then again, it's 500 days before the goddamn election. Okay? So picture 500 days before the 2016 election. What were they saying about Trump and other presidents with Donald. It's premature ejaculation for the Democrats, but it's still, it's still, I don't know.

People are saying on the inside that it's making the Trump team nervous. I don't believe it, but a nationwide Fox News poll released Sunday shows Trump trailing former Vice President moron and fucking jerk off Joe Biden. Shows Trump trailing former Vice President moron and fucking jerk off Joe Biden. And no fewer than four other Democrat contenders as early campaigning for the 2020 election begins to gain steam. Already we're doing this? You've got to be kidding me. Son of a whore! A separate survey of battleground states by CBS shows Democrats strongly favor Biden as the candidate most likely to beat Trump in next year's election. The guy has no energy.

Like I said before, he's just fucking lackadaisical, and he's always been known as a bit of a dummy. And this is the best with all your screaming about it's time for a black female, it's time for an Indian with one arm, a Puerto Rican with a fucking trans hair lip, and you get an old crusty white guy, what you dems supposedly detest and blame all the world's problems on. But this is here is the guy that's leading Trump and everybody else. Here's jerk off Joe. One man stands ready to deliver change.

We desperately need. A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States, Barack America. Oh, Barack America. Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Pause right there. That should disqualify him. He just said Hillary is more qualified than he was. Quite frankly, she's a better candidate. You know what? That should disqualify. What does that tell you? And the Dems still have a hard-on over this guy, this confused old man.

And you Dems hate Hillary. A lot of yous hate Hillary because she was a dog-shit candidate. And this guy's saying she was better than more qualified than he was. Go ahead, Grampy. It might have been a better pick than me. Look, John's last minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three letter word. Jobs.

J-O-B-S. Jobs. Pause. First he says the number one jobs, not challenge. Jobs.S. Jobs. Pause. First he says the number one, jobs, not challenge, jobs. Gaff one. Then he fucking, him and Barack, you know, four letters, three letters. I know these are superficial things, but please don't tell me Trump's a dummy compared to this jackass. If we do everything right, we do it with absolute certainty,

we stand up there and we make really tough decisions, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong. His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. Although, wait, your mom's still alive is your dad fast god bless her soul ah pause yeah he was already senile this is from what eight years ago he was already fucking crazy and sometimes i think these are orchestrated gaps he actually there was comedic timing i'm a comic i swear to god he did it to get a fucking laugh i swear to god

and to be fair to joe the woman he's talking to had no personality whatsoever. Just like a stick in the mud. Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Pause. Again, you think that wasn't orchestrated? He doesn't know the mics are on and he says it that loud. It's a big fucking deal. This is how he gains it. He's crazy. I got to be honest with you. If Trump doesn't get it, I sort of want to watch this jack off for four years or whatever. He's going to die in the middle of his term. He's all upset about climate change. He'll be dead five years after climate change hits. What the fuck's he worrying about?

Come on, Grampy. Go ahead. Now is the time to heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt. Speak softly and carry a big stick. I promise you, the president has a big stick. Hey, black dick joke. I promise you, the president has a big stick. Hey, black dick joke. Black dick joke from Uncle Joe when he's not sniffing 12-year-old girl's hair.

He's talking about big black dicks. Let's vote for this guy now. I can see why he's up in the polls. Clear-minded. These are all clips, for Christ's sake. He's already worse than this. There was another clip from this weekend where he's at a town hall.

I was too lazy to find it. He was just slurring and fucking. This is who's leading. But it gets even it gets even more interesting. So he leads Trump by 10 points, 49 to 39. Bernie Sanders held nearly the same advantage over the president, 49 to 40. Bernie Sanders. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker. Oh, Trump, that's anti-Semitic talk. I don't like that type of talk. Holding

edges of one or two points over Trump, albeit with the polls three-point margin, were Senators Titlis Elizabeth Warren, man and white-hating Kamala Harris, as well as the big girl Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, Indiana. These people, this country deserves what it gets.

I know it's 500 days before the election, but you know what? These numbers should never appear. Never. This is what you want? Really? Dems, this is what you want? How much do you fucking hate this guy?

That's right. The economy's booming. ISIS has been crushed. He's really not doing his job, is he? You've got to be kidding. Tore up the Iranian deal that Obama made. That was dog shit. You know, you can argue he's accomplished more than any president.

By the way, he did all that with the mainstream media, the Democrat Party, and some Republicans trying to drag him down with a Russia hoax and whatnot. Can you imagine if you didn't pull that shit? And then Kamala Harris is out there going, he should be impeached and shit. Go ahead. Go for it. Go for it. I can't believe, I know it's 500 days ahead, but that's unbelievable.

Trump's campaign recently dismissed leaked data from its own pollsters showing Biden with double-digit leads in battleground states. The campaign at first denied the data, but then acknowledged it, branding it as ancient because it was dated from March, which it is. That's just a snapshot in time. By the way, polling polling doesn't reflect what people are thinking. It shapes it. Do you understand? That's why they do these things. And a lot of them are slanted. It'll be like 90 percent Democrats. They don't tell you that who they asked in the poll. And so I hardly

think he's worried after 2016 when we were told right up to the minute before he got elected, he didn't have a fucking prayer. Let's not get too nervous. A belief among Democratic voters that Biden is best positioned to defeat Trump in 2020 was cited by three-quarters of Democrats as a decisive factor in this support. The CBS News slash You Govern battleground tracker conducted May 31st of June, Trump said Biden had the backing of 31 percent of Democratic primary voters in 18 key early voting states. primary voters in 18 key early voting states. Biden was trailed by Senators Elizabeth Warren, 17 percent, Bernie at 16, and Kamala Harris at 10. And then guess who weighed in?

That's right, horse teeth with nicer bosoms, the ex-bartender from the Bronx who's dumber than a bag of hammers, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She said she would support the 76-year-old Biden if he wins the nomination because I hate white old men and everything. She's contradicting herself, but added on ABC that we have to really factor in the enthusiasm of voters, an issue that we had in 2016. She says we need to pick a candidate that's going to be exciting to vote for. Vote for all people.

Represent all people. Women. People of all genders. Races. Income levels. Exactly what Trump's doing here. Will you shut up? Will you?

Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up! Shut up! Somebody's going to represent all people. Women. Okay. Women's unemployment is at record lows. People of all genders. They're all working. Every time I put on the Food Network, there's 19 transgender people behind the camera, in front of the camera. Races. Unemployment. Historic lows for blacks, browns, Asians.

So check, check, check. Income levels. Wages are going up, despite what the jerk-offs tell you on MSNBC. So check that one, too. Sounds like you should be voting for him. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, 12 years old, and a brilliant woman. Then Cortez got into it, speaking of the devil, with the orange man, Trump. It was beautiful.

And the latest installment of President Trump, AOC, called his bluff after he used comments the progressive darling made about mounting calls to impeach him. This is what she said in her tweet. Mr. President, you're from Queens. You may fool the rest of the country, but I'll call your bluff any day of the week. Yeah. Opening impeachment inquiries is exactly what we must do when the president obstructs justice, which he has not. Two years of investigations have proved that.

Advises witnesses to ignore legal subpoenas. He's talking about William Barr and more. He's from Queens, and you're from a town next to the one I was living before I moved down here, a rich white suburb. So quit acting like you're fucking Jenny from the block when you're dummy from the cock. What? I just threw that out there.

Made no sense, but I don't care. Just, she doesn't shut up, and every time she opens her mouth, she makes an asshole of herself. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Oh, no need to talk like that. During an interview on ABC's This Week on Sunday,

AOC claimed Democrats faced a real risk of losing a presidency to Donald Trump if the party does not have a 2020 candidate who will fight for true transformational change in working people's lives. In the interview, she pushed the policies of Bernie Sanders, Democratic socialist slash hippie slash economic moron, and Elizabeth Warren as accomplishing those goals. That's economic moron. And Elizabeth Warren is accomplishing those goals. She says, I think we need to pick a candidate that's going to be exciting to vote for.

I just read you that quote. For all people, blah, blah, bleep, blah, bleep. How many times are you going to hear that? Who said that? AOC. Who the fuck said that? AOC, the bartender from... Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Every day that passes, the pressure to impeach him grows, and I think that's justifiable.

I think that with the president now saying that he's willing to break the law to win re-election, that transcends partisanship. It transcends party lines. And this is now about the rule of law in the United States of America, she said, from a nice million-dollar apartment that she compares to the fucking projects. She's just a fucking dummy.

You need to shut the fuck up. What she says was, I think we have a real risk of losing to Trump. I agree that this is the only reason they play the impeachment card, which cannot be illegally used. I'm a fucking idiot.

Despite House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's reluctance to get on the impeachment route, the number of Democrats voters pushing for the move has spiked. How dumb a Democrat voters? That's why, you know, and that's why they're trying to get felons to vote

and 16-year-olds. What's that suit company that there's no better customer than an educated, no better consumer than an educated customer or whatever? Theirs is just the opposite of the Dems. There's no better future voter than a fucking retard and somebody who's been in the country 11 minutes or who's 14 years old.

A poll recently sent in by NBC News and Wall Street Journal found 48% of Dems back impeachment. Fucking idiots. Up from 30. So Trump went back at it, right? He used her quote.

I think we have a real risk of losing a presidency to Donald Trump. I agree. And that is the only reason they play the impeachment card, which cannot be legally used. I can't do Trump. It's the hardest voice. I wish he was well, I wish he sounded like Popeye.

I agree. That's the only reason they play the impeachment card. Which cannot be legally used. That gets better and better the more I smoke. By the way, I can't take this jewel

out of my mouth. I'm like a two-month-old baby with a tit. I watch 72 rounds of golf sucking on this thing. And then I do a little reading. I'm the type of guy that buys shit and then reads about it after. And it goes, one of these cartridges has the same amount of nicotine as a pack of cigarettes.

I went two of them watching golf. I didn't even have any money on it. I'm like, ooh, he's in the bunker. Fuck. Now he's in another bunker. My wife's like this, trying to see the TV. What the fuck? Then she handed me a pack of Marlboro Reds, and she said, smoke up, Johnny.

What a tournament. Holy shit. That's right. I watch golf. I'm not retarded. Let's lighten it up. Hey, I'm having a good hair day. Maybe I should go to Applebee's during Shrimp Fest

and try to pick up some fucking divorcees with crusty tits. Florida man steals pool floats for sex instead of raping women. Well, good to see this guy. Somebody explained his options in life. I can rape some broads or I could fuck a rubber duck. It's about even. I think we should thank the pool, the fucking pool toy company. The thing is, he's not even, they're not even like mermaids and shit. I can see you put a hot mermaid float or something, but this guy's just fucking regular rafts and stuff. Authority stopped Christopher Munnen, 35, on his bike around 125 a.m. Thursday as a suspicious person. If you're on your bike at 125 in the morning, you're suspicious. And if you've got those floaties on your arms while you're pedaling and there's cum on them, pull it over, Freddie.

Jason, didn't you get pulled over? You went for a ride this morning at 2? I didn't get pulled over, but there was a cop following me, which I understand. What time was it? It was around 2 in the morning, yeah. 2 today? Yeah, yeah. You couldn't sleep.

You got in your car, which is a funny visual because he drives like a 90-year-old broad. His nose is an inch from the steering wheel. He gave me a ride to the airport. I you're fucking kidding right you're trying to make me laugh his seat was all the way his knees were blocking the goddamn gas gauge i go what are you doing like a fucking shrimp so the cop followed you yeah he followed me for a good i don't know like five or six miles you hear that black folk you're not the only one being profiled yeah i was driving a chevy equinox chevy equinox he should have been shot shooting on a white guy it's fucking two in the morning he's driving a chevy

equinox a real pussy magnet i was having that worry i was like oh my god i'm gonna get shot and i was like wait a second why why not'm white. Oh, get the fuck off my show. That's my producer talking. How many times have we done the statistics on unarmed black guys being shot by cops? Who was shot more in the last two years by cops? White people. Thank you, fucking Jason. Thanks for putting that propaganda out there, you bitch.

Hey, that's racist. I know. I'm just hitting you with the facts. Authorities say Monin was carrying a white garbage bag filled with deflated pool floats. Sounds like me going to the airport. I usually eat one of those fucking big, heavy, hefty bags. According to officials, in the past seven months, the city of Palm Bay has been plagued. I forgot to tease Gene Ho.

Gene Ho is coming up at the end of the hour, the last 20 minutes of the show. Who's Gene Ho? He's the photographer for Trump. I was supposed to tease that at the top of the show, but nobody reminded me here. That's what you're here for, guys. I'm senile.

You're 30 years younger than me. Come on, start producing, Jason. I don't mean RBIs. Gene Ho, photographer for Trump before the election and during the election. Chinese-American kid, wanted to be a stand-up comic. I'm a little racist. I was expecting like an old Chinese guy who's taking pictures all over the world. This guy was a barback, did the same thing as me, wanted to be a comedian. Great sense of humor. Gave us real insight. His book is being banned because he says in the book, it's not

just photos, it's how much he admired Trump and stuff. So do you believe the fascist left-wing motherless fucks are trying to ban this? So, interesting interview coming up at the end of the show. Back to this guy fucking pool floats. You don't hear that much

on ABC News. The Trump Trump administration, President Trump met with Kim Jong-un today. Oh, by the way, we got a guy fucking a float in a kiddie pool in Oklahoma. Let's go to that. We have a traffic forecast.

There he is in the backyard running away with a rubber donkey there have been 13 reports made at this time the victim stated they had been robbed several times by morning but only reported the burglary after the second or third time it happened well that's on you that's on you i got a guy who's keeps breaking into my stealing my floaties. We had a paper boy who used to steal our Christmas lights off our bushes. Billy B., I won't give his last name out, but he stole our Christmas lights, and we actually saw him doing it. So what was my solution?

I waited until summertime. He's on the front porch of my parents' house. I'm across the street standing on a foundation of a house that wasn't built yet with a wrist rocket. I had a rock. If I hit him, I'd be in jail right now. What did I do? I broke the picture window in our living room. I'm just saying, this is how we handle shit when people trespass

at the Apollo house. 13 arrests. Can you imagine that? Monin spoke with the authorities, said he went into the backyard pool area because he was able to see the floats from the road and got a real hard on on his schwinn he tooted the horn twice front basket filled with rubber duckies monan drove officers to the vacant house where he keeps his pool floats officials say there are approximately 75 floats inside. Most of them are gagged.

They had black eyes. It was a flipper one with a black eye. Monantol authorities, listen to this. He sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women. What's the matter with you? Sorry. What the fuck is the matter with you? I'm sorry. What the fuck is the matter with you? The victim in this case chose to pursue charges and stated that she had been a burglary victim on two other occasions. She told officials that her screen was cut

in order to open the lock she had secured the night before. Martin is charged with occupied residential burglary... Petite theft. Petty doesn't say petty P.E.T.I. Petite theft. Which I'm guessing is a form of petty theft. Unless he stole a really tiny blow up doll. In criminal mischief.

Bond set at $500. And here's actually one of the victims talking about it. Oh, that's him. Jason's having a bad day. Didn't I send an interview of the victim? You sure?

Yeah. Okay, put it back. Sorry. I want to see him fucking that float again. He has a thing for killer whales, apparently. Look at him, humping old Shamu. Good for him. It's better than him raping a girl, I guess, right?

You're raping me. This is rape. This is rape. This is rape. Nah. You go. You go is rape. Nah. You go. You go, Mr. Money. I'll not welcome you.

Jason's probably right. I took an Advil PM at about 2 a.m. this morning. If you don't take two, two will knock you out for eight hours. You'll be clear ahead of the next day. You take one, and I don't know why I did this. You're retarded the next day. on top of me being born retarded so severely retarded is what i'm trying to say anyway somebody explain this guy that uh you know he has more options than rape and uh why didn't he go with like a pool noodle or i mean everything has long handles a pool noodle well i mean that i don't understand the float like what, a pool noodle? Or, I mean, everything has long handles. A pool noodle? Well, I mean, that, I don't understand the float.

What's a pool noodle, Rich? Well, a noodle's a long, everything's a long object. So how would you fuck something shaped like a noodle? I'm just imagining that there's got to be better, there's filters, cartridges. Oh, God. You make Jason look like Shecky Green. Why wouldn't he go with a pool noodle? He was trying to say because it's like a giant...

No, you want to fuck something that looks like an animal, apparently, or a mermaid. Do you fuck noodles when you have spaghetti? When you bring spaghetti home? I'd rather have pasta than a humpback whale. Oh, God. I'd rather have pasta than humpback whale. Oh, God. You are so unfunny, you're brilliantly funny.

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my super chat. This was a legitimate one. Yeah, and it's as dumb as you are. A noodle doesn't have a hole. It's the only kind of pasta that doesn't have a hole. You're both fucking retarded. Penny pasta. That's not a noodle, you dinkweed. A noodle is a fucking noodle. Look at egg noodles.

Why don't you pull up a picture there, retard? I think there's a pool noodle out in the green room. There's a pool noodle out in the green room? Does it have jizz on it? I'm not touching it. Anyways, you're both dumb. A noodle is shaped like fucking picture egg noodles. Macaroni pasta.

They have. Now we're getting into semantics. I think the point is. How do we go from a guy fucking pool floats arguing over entrees at Trattoria's. Nick DiPaolo. Yes. And your dick would. Anything else.

Hurry up. Anything else. That's it. That's it. Thanks for taking eight minutes to tell me that's it. Yes, and you're Dick Wood. Anything else? Hurry up. Anything else? That's it today. That's it. Thanks for taking eight minutes to tell me that's it. Can you tell I'm strung out on coffee and Zambuca and fucking... Keith Richards had a clear head when he was 19 waking up.

Let's go to crazy black people that are really famous and really crazy. Let's start with the juice. O.J. Simpson posts video to announce official Twitter account. Well, thank God. Thank Christ. I've been hanging by a nail waiting for this crazy bastard. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. He launched a Twitter account with a video post in which the former football star,

why don't you say, and murderer, and said he's got, well, here's the video of the fucking violent. Hey, Twitter world, this is yours truly. Now, coming soon to Twitter, you'll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now, there's a lot of fake OJ accounts out there. So this one, at the real OJ32, is the only official one. So this should be a lot of fun. I got a little getting even to do.

So God bless. Take care. You are an arrogant, violent murderer. If it wasn't you, it was your son. It doesn't matter. You're fucking psychotic. And how about the people that have fake OJ accounts? You're even more hateful and psychotic. I learned everything I want to know about a lot of black people in this country when the O.J. verdict came down. And there was chairs across the fucking, not all of them, trust me.

You know, there was a lot of black people like, this is fucking wrong. I think there were three or four. But O.J., you're just a murdering scumbag. It's yours truly. You got to get even with who? With who? Goldman's haven't seen a penny of the civil suit, you deadbeat

fucking violent felon. It's yours truly. He still thinks he's doing Avis commercials. Hello, you're truly there. I got some getting back to do. Huh? What? I got some getting back to do.

Huh? What? He's always on a golf course. He's the only guy I know who fucking cut his wife's head off and his life improved. That's not true. But I'm just saying. Psychotic. Just cocky, arrogant.

He kept a low profile since his release from prison in October 2017 for robbery and kidnapping. What a fucking role model. Over an attempt to steal back some of his sports memorabilia. Maybe those are the guys that he's going to get even with. He can't be talking about the Goldman's. A 71-year-old recently told the AP he was happy and healthy living in Vegas. Too bad. I hope your ass pipe fills with tumors.

Apparently prison food agree with him. Anyways, OJ, you're psychotic, and it's repulsive that you can come on there with a big shit-eating grin that fooled so many white people in power when you were famous. But you will be judged. I don't know if there's a heaven or hell. I still don't know yet. Every time I do something horrible, I go, ah, no such thing. You're truly,

I'm the murdering motherfucker. I cut a white bitch's head off and you people still love me. How retarded is you? Jack off. Die in your sleep. Another wholesome, famous black fella. Bill Cosby, on Father's Day, put out a tweet.

Hey, hey, hey! It's America's dad. I know it's late, but to all of the dads, it's an honor to be called a father, even after I raped 60 bitches. to all of the dads. It's an honor to be called a father, even after I raped 60 bitches. So let's make today a renewed oath to fulfilling our purpose,

scaring the shit out of Whitey, strengthening our families and our communities. And how do you do that? By drugging and raping women? Yeah, that's terrific. Brings black and white people together. Here's a clip that he put along with this tweet that creeped people out.

After slavery was over, America kept breaking up the black man's family. And that's some awful history to teach. If you want to look history right straight in the eye. So it's wrong to teach that the white man broke up the black family? That's horrible history to teach? Or it's wrong to teach that the white man broke up the black family? That's horrible history to teach? Or it's good? It's, you know, accomplishing the goal that you want, that whitey is evil and blah, blah, blah.

That's the blackest Bill Cosby ever was, by the way. Here's another black guy who got lighter. I don't know if that's God trying to tell us something. I'm not smart enough to figure it out but go ahead you're going to get a black eye because it isn't important whether a few black heroes got lost or stolen or strayed in America's history

textbooks what's important is why they got left out now this country has got a psychological history there was a master race. There was a slave race. That's it?

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This is rape! This is rape! This is rape! All right, enough of him. What a psycho to put that out. Now it's back to slavery because justice worked in America. You know, white justice. Sixty women had the same exact story. But it's, you know, it goes back to slavery and Jim Crow like everything does. exact story, but it's, you know, it goes back to slavery and Jim Crow, like everything does. Oh.

And finally, in our triad of crazy famous black dudes. Oh, don't worry, we got Mel Gibson, you know, we covered that on National. That was on mainstream media. We have to go to social media. We have to go to Twitter to find the, uh, but Cuba Gooding Jr.,

I'm on the fence on this one uh first of all this guy was handed a career okay fucking talk about mediocrity kuba gooding jr was arrested on thursday for allegedly groping a club goer after a night of drinking at a rooftop bar in midtown um we have it we we have it it here. Senator, do you say he knows nothing about this? No, nothing at all. I'm going to get to the bottom of this tit-grabbing fucking hack actor. There's actually footage of him at the bar. Let's take a look. Allegedly showing the accuser sitting down next to Gooding and his girlfriend, Claudine De Niro. The video appears to show Gooding putting his hand on her thigh.

A few seconds later, his hand appearing to move up towards her breast. Oh, I got a titty here to go with my cocktail. Gooding is then seen pulling her hands to his lips. Their hands appear to be touching, and that's when another man walks over and speaks to the group. It's golfer Adam Scott. Now, I don't know who the fucking white guy came in. Excuse me? Now, I don't know who the fucking white guy committing. Excuse me? Now, I don't know.

In this hashtag me too environment, I guess that's tantamount to rape. He was arrested. She didn't look like she slapped his hand away or punched him in the face. I think she was enjoying the attention. Meanwhile, his girlfriend's right there. She didn't do anything to stop it. Boy, I got to get famous. I bet you Cuba's like, you heard Trump. You can grab their pussies and tits when you're famous look at the look on his face and

look at the three white guys arresting him they're all having shit in three months. Apparently. What was the movie with Tom Cruise? Jerry Maguire. Jerry Maguire. These are three guys that did not like that. Look at the look on his face. Like he just got caught grabbing a girl's tit. Shouldn't make fun of the pool noodle guy.

What's that? We shouldn't make fun of the pool noodle guy. What's that? We shouldn't have made fun of the pool float guy. I'm going to wear that out, Rich. Gooding's arrest comes... I don't know. Help me out here. Jason, is that assault now? I don't know. Nowadays, sure. Probably, right? Yeah. Gooding's arrest comes as attorney Mark Heller insisted the video of the actor me out here jason is that assault now i don't know nowadays probably right goodings arrest

comes as attorney mark heller insisted the video of the actor his night john at the magic hour rooftop bar in midtown shows he did nothing wrong nothing wrong i'm not saying it's illegal but let's fucking i don't know i'm starting to agree with that now that I think about it. I didn't see any resistance. Did you see her slap his hand away or anything? An extensive review. It looks like consent. An extensive

review of the available video taken that evening reveals there was absolutely no criminal conduct, this is the lawyer talking, in inappropriate conduct. That's where I'm going to say it was a little bit inappropriate. But it's only inappropriate if the girl says it's inappropriate. I'm very confused.

I didn't do this type of behavior. I always asked a girl to slow dance, wear a nice three-piece suit to a nightclub in the 80s with a top hat and buy a minute. It was absolutely no criminal conduct or inappropriate conduct, and it completely exonerates him from any criminal conduct. The high-profile lawyer said Thursday

the Bronx One actor allegedly grabbed the breast of the 30-year-old pageant as she passed him a glass of water to help him sober up. What the hell's going on out here? The alleged victim filed a claim with the NYPD early Monday, but by that point, Gooding had already taken off on a Vesper to California, all the way from...

Meanwhile, Thursday, a second woman came forward. Here come the money-grubbing whores. You see how they are? They're minute one. Thursday, a second woman came forward to cops to accuse Gooding of groping. But that happened over ten years ago, and she's just a money-grubbing whore.

And he's going to be, you know, there's something called a statute of limitations. So I think he's cleared on that one. But I don't know. Again, I didn't see much resistance on the broad part. It's very dicey anyways hey guys i had a chance last weekend we did a pre-recorded interview uh with a man named gene ho he was the personal photographer trump before and during the 2016 election uh

like i said very very very cordial guy veryable. I was expecting somebody my age or older. And he looks like the bass player for, you know, somebody grab a group quick. I can't think. Journey. No, that would make him older than me, you dumb fuck. Go ahead, Rich. Motley Crue. Huh?

Motley Crue. Strike two. Again. We're trying. You're trying nothing. You're 20-something years. That's what you give me? You're 20. How old are you, Chase? Backstreet Boys. Again. We're trying. You're trying nothing. You're 20-something years old. That's what you give me? You're 20?

How old are you, Chase? Backstreet Boys. Again. This is why we're going to do joke school. That would make the guy my age, you dinks. Gene Ho was fucking 15 years younger than me. So it would have to be a recent ban, you cheesy dicks. I listen to shit like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.

I don't give a fuck. You drive around in your car in an Equinox at two in the morning, pulling your pud. You fucking... I don't think you've ever helped me on one question. Alright, here's my interview with Trump's photographer, Gene Hall. Let's roll it.

Photographer, uh, this guy has, uh, he was President Trump's, uh, personal photographer before the 2016 election. During the 2016 election, had a bird's eye view. He's worked, he's taken wedding pictures of famous NBA athletes, NFL athletes. He was a close personal friend of the late, great. The first few minutes we have just the audio is what my producer wanted to say uh we have just the other the first three minutes and then we actually have footage right all right let's roll

it prince has a book out right now uh called trumpography which is uh selling like hotcakes it's actually banned in some places i don't know how that's possible. But with a crazy left, anything's possible like that. Joining me right now is Gene Ho. Gene, thank you for doing this. I appreciate it, brother. Honored to be here. And just so you know, you know, photography wasn't my first choice for a profession. I wanted to be a stand-up comic.

No lie. No lie. I was barbacking to watch all the comics at the East Side Comedy Club in New York on Long Island. So that was my first choice, but never made a career of it. My first choice as a photographer. I was taking pictures of comedians, and I said, you know, fuck it. I suck at this. But I can't tell you.

It's crazy, because if you think about it, it's like, I mean, as a Chinese American with a Chinese mom, and my sister's like Ivy League, she's a doctor, and I wanted to be a comic. I think I was the first comic to ever get heckled by my own mom on stage. You're not funny. It didn't work out well. You'll be a doctor. You're a fuck joke. You'll be a doctor.

You're really bad. Get him off stage. That is hilarious. I'm a failed comic. I'm a failed comic. So that's what so that's what well you're a you're a huge success as a photographer i guess you picked that you picked the right one and um for my first question i was reading about the book trumpography yeah how please explain to me who's banning it and why and it is you know what here's the thing yeah when i first started this everyone

knew i was coming out with a book but the thing is everyone thought that would come out with a picture book. And there's pictures in the book. And then talk I mean, I could have made so much money by just lying and just telling lies about Trump. And then I would get all these, you know, TV shows and everything. Yes. I told the truth. And then once it came out, people like, whoa, whoa. You know, we weren't expecting this. We thought it was just a picture book. So it's it's been a long road, but it's getting really well. It's doing really well. So you were saying if it was just photographs, it wouldn't have been a problem. But actually, you had the gall to report in words what you witnessed and you liked it. You weren't even a Trump fan when you took the job, right?

You know, here's the thing. I was backstage. I was like a fly on the wall, just basically. I mean, I talked to Trump, and I could spend maybe three, four hours with him and not say a single word to him. I was the one watching him interact with different people backstage. And they were just expecting pictures. Exactly. And, you know, it basically took everyone by surprise. I had book signings, a whole tour lined up, and then one by one people were like, hey, listen, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't want to have to do this and we don't want to really get political. We thought it was going to be a picture book. erased all my five-star reviews and just said it was a glitch i mean it was the whole process has been very long but it's doing really well now a lot of people unbelievable they're literally full book burning if it doesn't fit their narrative it's that is incredible to me and

they must have been really pissed because you're a minority and you like trump you know right god forbid right it's crazy how much uh it's crazy how much the media is sensitized to. If you're writing stuff about Trump and it's bad, you like you get all the interviews to go. You go everywhere. But we did this without any help. We did this with people that voted for Trump, which is the majority, truthfully, in America. Yeah. And how did you now how did you meet Trump? And how did this relationship begin? This did you meet Trump and how did this relationship begin?

This, I'm very interested. A failed stand-up comic. By the way, I was a barback, too, before I was a comic. That was actually a good move. How did you start

this relationship with Trump? How did you become his photographer? You know what? It goes back to this. It's like one of these things where you just, sometimes you just gotta say,

you know what? What the hell? I'm just going to go for it. I was at an event. I was taking pictures of all the candidates. Trump was there. Ted Cruz was there. Ben Carson was there.

But I saw Trump and I liked how he interacted with people. So I purposely sent him only pictures that I photographed. And then lo and behold, like three weeks later, I get a letter from Trump himself saying, Gene, love the photos. You know, thank you very much. And then so he invited me to one event to shoot it. And I did it. But here's the thing, Nick, the craziest thing, the next two days later, he had another event and he didn't they didn't ask me to photograph the second event so i woke up at 4 a.m put on a jacket and traveled four hours to this event i woke up it was at 4 a.m my wife's like do you have a job i was like not really but i just showed up and went down to uh one of the

trump events it was only like 50 people in the room and uh after that i guess they saw the you know just putting yourself out there i felt stupid you know but just showed up you you went down to that one on your own volition or that's the one you were invited to no no he invited me to the first event oh and i just photographed it in the second event they didn't invite me but i just showed up anyway i just said you know what you took the going to show up. You took the initiative. I mean, when you got that first letter saying from the president, well, he wasn't a president at that point, right? Right.

But from the candidate, what was your reaction? Holy moly. No, I am telling you. You swear in Chinese? What did you say? Yeah. When I first got it,

see, when it first happened, I got a selfie with Trump and I was posting it all over Facebook. I swear when I got the letter, I thought I this is a cease and desist letter. It's like, get that thing off of Facebook. I thought it was a cease and desist. And then I look at that. I was like, oh, geez, my earphone. And then I looked at it. I was like, oh, my goodness. I could not could not believe it. It was just awesome. It was just awesome. It was really awesome. What was your first impression of his staff and the people around him?

Were they gracious or were they standoffish? Well, you know what? When I was first around Trump, there was only two other people around him. It was Corey Lewandowski, who ended up being a good friend of mine. He was the campaign manager. I like that guy. Yes, he's a really nice guy. I did some events with him. He was the campaign manager. I like that guy. Yes. He's a really nice guy. I did some events with him.

He was a great boss to work with. And the other guy, Keith Schiller, his one bodyguard. I mean, at the time, he walked around literally with one bodyguard, Keith. A lot of people know him. He's pretty famous. But it was just those two. And I was with Trump and basically following him around the early in the start of it there was only like 50 people 75 people in the room he would give a talk and then people would walk in late and just like get a seat up front it was

it's insane can you imagine with just 50 people there and what it turned and you were there to witness in photographs and it's in the book to watch that thing mushroom to to i mean that many people uh what was that like to watch that campaign grow and to see those giant crowds after witnessing 50 people in a room you know what it um it was surreal because i remember right from the beginning, it was so small. And then at the last day in the book, I have a picture of like the first day, the first campaign, basically first campaign stop. And the last and it's like, I mean, he was filling stadiums on the last day. You know, it's crazy, insane. Can you imagine? I just can't imagine. Now, now, most people would think because Trump, you know, he's got an ego.

He loves the camera. He loves the limelight. I mean, did he? I would think he would love being photographed. And I would think he'd be the type of guy. Maybe he's like me. I yell at my producers. Sometimes they put a thumbnail up of me and I say, look, I have a fat face.

I only want it from this. Was Trump kind of? Did you get that vibe? Did he not care? You would just. He was happy you were there. I only want to say, was Trump kind of, did you get that vibe? Did he not care? You would just, he was happy you were there? Let's be honest with it. You know, Trump's a great guy in person. With other people, he's nice, but he's a very difficult boss to work for.

Because I was backstage, and I did what was called the VIP line. So Trump is standing right there, and I take a picture. I say, next. Okay, look here, click, next. OK, look here. Click next. And it had to be done fast. And if it wasn't done fast, you know, people were upset at me. Would he be upset? You go, let's Jean Jean for crying out loud. I don't have all day. You're Chinese. You guys can pump out sneakers by the dozens and you're taking. That's so. So you said he's difficult to work because – and I would get that impression because the CEO is an alpha male.

And he probably – but Amy Klobuchar, that woman from Minneapolis, she's a real ball buster. So did he get on you at all? No, it's mostly his staff. I'll give you a story about it. One time I'm doing this event, and this was an RNC event, so there was different people that I didn't know there. And it was like a line, and everyone's yelling. They go, you got 10 minutes, 10 minutes, and there's like a room full of people. I got a photograph.

I'm taking a picture. Someone trips over my lights, like my lights set up, and I look back, and I'm just about to curse somebody out in front of Trump. Let me guess, Eric. No, it was Rudy Giuliani. Rudy Giuliani tripped over my light. He's probably drunk. He's my favorite politician. He tripped over the lights. So anyway, Trump saw that. He was laughing, but it was a hard job, harder than most people imagine. But he's a great guy to be around and a great guy to work for.

I'm talking with Gene Ho, who was Trump's photographer before and during the 26th campaign. He's got a great book, Trumpography, out. If you can find it, if you live in Seattle, liberal cities, you know, good luck. Unbelievable. That still blows my mind. As far as Trump goes, does he we hear about his work stamina and how he doesn't sleep very much. Did you witness that? You know what? When I first was on doing pictures, people would tell me they go, you know, the guy only sleeps like three or four hours a night. And I'm like, yeah, right. You know, just like just a total bull. But I tell you what, this guy near the end of the campaign, we were doing some days we're doing four events in one day.

And then everyone else was getting sick. I was getting sick because near the end, you're just running around. He was doing four events. And the thing is, the guy never gets. It's true. The guy never gets tired. It's some it's pretty unreal if you think about it. Well, it's amazing the energy you can get from quarter pounders and McRibs. Yes. Yes. This guy, you know, that's all you hear about. He eats junk food and blah, blah, blah. He can work everybody under the table, but he's not a druggie or a drinker. So, you know, I guess that's saying a lot.

What was the most interesting shot, picture that you took of him? What's your favorite shot of trump you know what is all of them is from the beginning but there's one time i really really wish i would have got this photo and if i did i probably would have got tired him on the toilet tweeting at 2 a.m i was i was backstage and Trump was late for whatever reason, because something to do with the traffic or whatever or the plane. I don't know. He comes in and backstage I seen him like his assistant holds up a mirror and I seen him put on hairspray. And I was like, I would love to love to have gotten that picture. But I just imagine backstage, you know, click. and then I'm like, I'm out of there. I'm fired.

Let's say you got that shot and you showed it to him. Why would he just say, no way? No, no. See, the thing is, the guy is great. Like, we joked around, but he's still a boss. I mean, like, I was on point every time. Everyone else around me, like, people were getting fired left and right. And my whole thing was I want to go from the beginning to the end without getting fired.

And so it worked out pretty good. And I photographed him since he became president. So it's all good. Are you still his photographer? No. I am on tour with Diamond and Silk, the ones from Fox News. So basically, Diamond and Silk have a tour that they go around. And then so next time I'm going to join them.

If anyone's out there, it's going to be in Las Vegas the next time. And then basically I'm doing a West Coast tour. But I'm with Diamond and Silk now. Did you ever get any shots of Melania coming out of the pool or something? I was scared to death. She's probably the only one I never talked to. I talked to Ivanka.

I talked to all the family, Eric. But I was afraid of Melania. She's very intimidating. Is she really? She's nice, but you just don't go up to the boss's wife, you know. I would love it if Trump was standing next to Melania, you went up and you went,

boy, are you lucky, Mr. President. One of those things. What movie was that, Michael? There was a movie when somebody said that, and I can't remember. So, no pictures of Melania. Did you get any pictures? Do you have stuff that, I don't know, contentious moments with him and Steve Bannon are yelling at each other?

You're not there for that. You're just there for the big events. No. Like, you know, I saw a lot of stuff backstage. But, like, the guy, you know, the guy's really nice. I never seen him. I mean, I was a fly on the wall i seen him interact with a lot of people yeah and uh so i got to see the real uh donald

trump and he's a really nice guy so he's you know very pleasant so you can be demanding boss but still be a nice guy which is what you which is what we want in america that's what we want what were your politics before i don't even know your politics, Gene. I mean, you know, what were your politics? All right. So now I have to admit on camera that I supported Bill Clinton, right? All right. Cut, take.

No. Well, Bill Clinton was a decent president, but, you know, the way they talk about Trump being so misogynist. I mean, come on. He can't hold a candle to Bill Clinton. So you voted Democrat. You voted for Bill Clinton. And have you evolved? I mean, Clinton was smart enough to move to the center after he lost in the midterms. Right. Nowadays, I am a conservative Republican, independent if you want, but I vote Republican. I mean, you know, I grew up as a first-generation American, so I believe in all and espouse all the beliefs, you know, of capitalism,

and, you know, it all works for me. Well, yeah, and the Chinese are a great example. You work hard, and when I lived in New York City, you know, I would always see Chinese kids on the subway with their faces in their books, and, you know, meanwhile I'm drunk and a bunch of white kids are throwing up on the back. But, you know, so you can appreciate those values. And let's real quick, I know, like, what was Prince like? I mean, I was a huge Prince fan.

How did that relationship come about? I mean, it goes back. I've known him. The best way to describe him, he was actually a huge Prince fan. How did that relationship come about? I mean, it goes back. I've known him. The best way to describe him, he was actually a very spiritual man. And basically, I was part of a group of other artists that was a support system for him because he basically was studying to be a Jehovah's Witness. And so I used to be a Jehovah's Witness. I want to see pictures of that. Oh, you were. Yeah. Yeah. So did you, did you, did you knock on my door in like 1998,

New York city? I told you to fuck off. Probably. No, but, but it was, uh, he was a very spiritual man. So basically, uh, some of the friends there, uh uh put together a group of artists that were in the arts and uh but he's he is actually he was i should say he was very um he's quiet he's actually a shy shy person so yeah well a lot a lot of good artists are but how did you get into his inner circle just no it's um basically i don't know if you know a person named larry graham he's uh larry graham is a singer uh uh grant scram central station or whatever uh so he's a musician yeah he was trump good lord he was prince's best friend and larry is a jehovah's witness so what larry did was he gathered different Jehovah's Witnesses that were kind

of like in the organization, but like they were artsy or whatever. So I was one of them, I guess, selected or whatever to be basically a mentor, so to speak, to him. Well, sorry for your loss. That guy was a genius. I always said if Michael Jackson didn't blow up his career at the same time, he would have been, you know, still, I mean, just tremendous. Let's plug the book before we go here. Yes, thank you. Tell people where you can get the book. You can get it on Amazon, but also my book right here. If people go to my website, geneho.com, G-E-N-E-H-O.com,

you'll see a link to it there. And it's doing very well. It went to number 32 of all books. That's like Harry Potter's and everything. So it went to 32 of all books. And it's not like, you can't even find it at a Barnes & Noble. So it's on Amazon,

and you can buy it on my website. You can say, they say you can get it at Barnes & Noble. You can't find find it at a Barnes & Noble. So it's on Amazon, and you can buy it on my website. They say you can get it at Barnes & Noble. You can't find it at Barnes & Noble because they're offended by it, or they're hiding it under the – or it's sold out. It's sold out, right? There's a lot. Yeah, right. There's a lot. There's so much going against Trump in the media, and they're part of the media.

They're part of big business that doesn't like what Trump is doing. Well, you're a very talented dude. And, Gene, I can't thank you enough for taking the time. It was really interesting. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I love the fact that you wanted to do comedy. And I was a bar back.

Yeah, I did the same thing, man. Gene, thanks a lot. We'll talk to you again. All right. Take a focus, man. Gene, thanks a lot. We'll talk to you again. Thank you very much. All right. Take care. Hey, focus, Jennifer. All right. My thanks to David Carradine of Kung Fu.

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