The Nick DiPaolo Show - Good Riddance Jerk Off! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1880

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about Swalwell Done, Tony Gonzales Done, Katy Perry & Ruby Rose,  A Murdering Tranny Freed Early, A "Trained" Cat and an Islamic Apologist at Georgetown! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow TOUR DATES: Come see me live! https://www.nickdip.com/tour MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc…  https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Today I'll be talking about yeast infections and silly hats. Not in that order. Have a good evening. Good luck and good night and go fuck yourself Swalwell done well done like a pork chop in an oven for 11 hours on 4.50

cooked. Poof couldn't have happened to a nicer fella. Just a dumb West Coast communist stupid fucking retarded man who is getting his due. We should do that before the show.

Now that's see, that's a answer I wanted. I didn't want you to get mad at me. You hear that? That was perfect. That's what we do here. Play it loose. We have a parking spot here. We're in an office building that's not that big. There's about 20, 25 spots out front, maybe. Oh, minus four, the black barbershop. You're not going to park in their spot. But, you know, I pay rent here, and included in the rent is a parking spot, you know, right up front. But there's some fucking thing. What is it, Dallas? Do you know what the business is? A job placement program.

Job placement program. And nothing but, you know, black and brown people, which is fine. Not saying anything about that. But, and this has happened before, there's no spaces left. And we're parking on the driveway that comes in, you know, next to a field instead of in our slots. So I will leave a note, there shines and smokes and grass cutters. The fuck out of my country. No, let me park where I'm parking.

I'm paying for it. I'll have to make a call to the lady that runs a building. Just a little irritating thing, but I believe in law and order and rules and shit like that. I'm weird like that, you know, not like a Democrat. How about Hakeem Jeffries after Swalwell turned into Ted Bundy here? He's still like, no, he should. He should still be in Congress. What more do you fucking people?

I can't even. I wish this show reached people who vote a Democrat. You guys, I love you because you already get your shit together politically. You know what you're doing. But I would love this thing to be streamed into, and I'd like a, you know, 14-inch cock. But anyways, Swalwell done. Tony Gonzalez done. He's medium rare.

Now, he's a Republican. Also, he had an affair with a stunning lady, and she committed suicide. Anyways, he's done too. Republican. Bear, fair imbalance. Murdering Tranny freed. Some guy that strangled like a three-month-old baby, was it? Oh, I'm sorry, 11.

I'm not right. Well, then they shouldn't go too hard on him. It's 11-month-old, not three. Yeah, he did that years and years ago. Getting out early, quiet. And I'm going to, we're going to cover a guy who's a Georgetown professor who likes, you know, he likes Islam and terrorists, what than bin Laden's family did. That's all I'm going to say about that white piece of garbage.

What went on since I saw you last? Nothing. Good four and a half hours asleep. Dude. And then I go, I go looking for help on the internet. And they have these fucking, there's a. Again, it's a supplement. You don't know that until the end.

That's all bullshit. If it's not FDA approved, I don't want nothing to do it. All right? I want it fucking, I want real medicine. Don't get me a, oh, it's turmeric and my ball sweat. Fuck out of here with that. But I read, they're so good at this. I'm reading for out.

The thing was an hour long in the article, but I read the first like three quarters of it. I'm like, who's got time, first of all? I'll be dead before this book. But it mentions everything, down to the T. And this is then, that's the new marketing strategy. Just take all the symptoms that we know everybody's complaining about. And say, and just check them off. This is going to, but they are so accurate about, you know, I have coffee just to get through the morning.

You know, which a lot of people do. But I'm, as soon as that wears off, I'm in a fog. I'm not even, you know, they have a woman going, I haven't worked out in months. That's me. I've been working out my whole life. And I don't have the fucking energy to do that, which is not. not good because with me, my cholesterol is a little high and I'm a fucking type triple A personality.

So the heart attack's right around the corner. Just, I'll survive it, but I think, yeah, I'll be like the fucking DELs up to wheel me in the. So, but they list everything that I'm going through. Waking up at three, you know, after a couple hours, which I do, and they're like, your mind is right. Yes, yes, that's pretty common. But they nail it to a fucking tea about people talking. parking you and just sometimes if you know you're looking at somebody you know you don't

fucking right every right down to the thing to the point where I kept reading and reading thinking is going to be a solution and uh you know again some some supplement oh yeah order three bottles for a fucking hundred dick suck a dick I already fell a I already fell for the Chinese shirt trick this month ordered three beautiful shirts that I thought would look like this and fit like this. This shirt's 10 years old, and I fucking absolutely love it. So I order three shirts.

You know, they're marked down from $120 to $60, but they look tremendous. Again, they're on an 18-year-old male model. But they look like great shirts and, oh, wrinkle-free. I open the box, and they're in plastic,

and they're wrinkled to shit. So that one's checked that off. Then I take it out. It's like 98% polyester, which they didn't tell me. and the call is all fucked up like a nine-year-old woman's clit, just dangling.

You can put that in, I don't give me fucking shit. We need publicity. I don't care if it's bad or good. And, okay, 90-year-old guy's ball sack. It's all floppy and everything that you hate about it just, now I, you know, and that was the other bragging point I should

have caught on easy returns. Sure, I'm sure to go right back to Beijing. And I'll get three yen. Whatever the fuck. So I fell asleep. Everybody's on the take or on the cell or on the my wife keeps telling me

these insurance stories and I go, honey, after 11 minutes I go, I don't want to relive it in real time. You went through it. Don't make me sit through it. You know what I mean? But it really is. I come home. I left the house. She's on the phone. I come home two hours later. she's still on the phone and on hold, by the way.

For like the last, she said, I don't know, it was like an hour and 40 minutes or whatever. Can you fucking imagine? And then she finally gets a hold of somebody and they get it all wrong every time. Let me tell you something. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.

That guy gets shot in the back. I understand. These guys are straight up fucking crooks. Straight up crooks. Anyhow. It's called the bitch. hour. Did I tell about the time I was singing, I was telling Dallas, I was raking leaves in my yard. This is in Westchester County, suburb of New York, very nice. I'm raking leaves. I got a fall

day, and I got my headphones on, the beegees. I love the beegies, but I'm going, I'm just, more than an N-word, more than an N-word to me. That's what I'm singing with my headphones on, thinking I'm out there alone. I turn around the rake here, my neighbor's about fucking, I'd say 14 feet for me and fucking laughing his ass on. And he doesn't really speak good English. He had like broken English. And I'm going, more than and my, more than and you. I just remembered that when I woke up this morning. I don't know why. That's going in the book. It had a nice, it went nice though. It had a nice ring to it. But I'd make up a larynx on him.

He's standing a little further than that bookshelf. Oh, how are you? Oh, good. Anyhow, Red Sox last night, Crochet. That's our pitcher, who's been unbelievable. Came in second and saw a young last year. Should have been first. Anyway, he's just an ace in the hole for us,

and he's been pitching great this year. Last night, listen to this. Gives up 10 or 11. 11 runs 10 earn 10 What am I trying to say? Yeah, 10 earned 10 earned 10 earned

10 earned 10 earned yeah and one unearned 11 in a in the bottom half of the first I think or second I can't remember

anyways it's our ace it's like 11 to nothing he walked out this guy's a nothing but a flat he's a strike thrower he's one of the best pitches in baseball has been

the last few years. And he hit a guy, hit one or two guys, walked about four, gave up two moon shots. It was, I was like this. It's the twins, who, by the way, the twins, the guy said it before the show.

They've been hitting the shit out of the ball and blah, blah, blah. But nobody saw this coming. And you guys probably don't give a fuck. But I'm just saying, we had won two or three in a row and we were excited because the two pitches that follow Crochet and the rotation

have been lights out the last week. So we're like, this will be another win. And they slapped him around like a fucking Mexican does his wife when she, he spills, she spills a sangria on his fucking pantsuit. I couldn't believe it. He was in shock. But he usually throws like 96, 97 his fastball. It was like 93, 94.

So I think he might have had a yeast infection or something day to day with a STD. I don't know. I got to get to this. story of that. So that was very disappointing. But Roman Anthony's hitting the ball. Now he's hitting the ball right at people at 110 miles an hour. Can't buy a hit, but he actually doubled in the gap last night and was on a few times. Anyways, you don't care. Bruins are in the playoffs.

They missed it for the first time last year and nine years. They'd won eight years in a row there in the playoffs. And they missed it last year and they're back. And nobody expected this. It was supposed to be rebuilding it. Good for them. All right. Enough for boring you people. Don't forget Thursday, we got our friend, Alex Stein, who's a funny motherfucker and just crazy.

He's out there right in the protest with his... He's going to get hurt. I know. I think he will. Some woman get pushed over. Some girl, she's a right winger. Last name's Gonzalez. They fucking lefties knocked her on the ground and shit.

The DOJ's looking into it. Anyhow. let's get to it. Remember I stepped into that was it last year when I got in the middle of that no, was it? Oh, a couple years ago

when the war first started the, it was after October 7th, that horrible thing. Remember I was at Franklin Park, wherever it was, there was a bunch of people were, and I got in the lady was there and there's like 100 people

and she's going, let's put powerheads, a moment of science for all the Palestinian children. So I said, I walked over and fucking they put we are I just stood next to them put my head down I go boo fucking boo and then a kid came over and he started to poke me in the chest he had glasses I wasn't gonna fucking hit him he looked like a bitch um but then the cops came over stood next to me

oh my god I wanted to go ape shit I did I cursed a little bit and shit and you know and I said the cops I have a right to be here but I don't want to anyways west coast do we already do Everybody knows you never go full retire. Ah, I know that'd be tricky for me in the opening. In our West Coast stupid segment tonight, Congressman, this is like a fairy tale come true, Eric Swallows Well, said Monday, look at the dumb look on his face.

I like pussy. I like it. Let's film it. Said Monday he would resign from Congress. Oh, my penis is harder than a shark's tooth. After a day earlier dropping his bid for the governor of that shithole, we call get a boni, yeah. That's fucking beautiful.

I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes and judgment I've made in the past. You didn't say about the victims, but I still, he said, but still insisted he will fight the serious false allegations made against. Now, guys, I read the story. article. And you know how much I hate this motherfucker. Probably at the top of my list as far as Dems go. But the stories are not good from the women. Did I say this yesterday? One woman was blowing him in a car

and stopped because she didn't want people to see, whatever. Because she was with such a high profile. But she's one of the people who said she was sexually assault. You were blowing a guy. I'm sorry. When you're blowing a guy, I don't know if she's talking about a specific incident, but even after that, it's hard to. And these women that say he forced me to blow him,

I'm talking about a guy like this, not a rapist with a gun or a knife. Sorry, that doesn't fly for me. You just, I've tried it. Just because you regret it doesn't mean it's assault. That's right. I've tried it. You can't shove it.

You force a dick in a girl. I mean, very hard, especially on a bumpy road, you're driving. Your wife's going, cut it out. What'd you say? Hey, Mo, I saw something very ugly.

However, he says, I must take responsibility for the first time in my life and ownership of the mistakes I did make, he added. On Friday, accusations by four women were another woman, right?

What was the other? The stories were kind of flimsy. He sent dick picks and all that. And they still went out with them. You know what I mean? It's, again, I hate them. I hope, you know, the worst.

But I'm just saying the story's some of them are kind of flimsy. On Friday, accusations by four women were published, alleging sexual misconduct, including rape of a former stapper. The Democrats also facing the investigation by the Manhattan District Attorney. Yeah, one girl had drinks with them. Might have been her. Woke up. She didn't say he drugged her, but woke up and said,

physically she could tell she had had sex or whatever the fuck. But I'm just saying some of it was, I don't know. But she didn't say, you know, it was after she got drunk or whatever. And I'm not saying that's right either, but I'm just saying it's tough today. Harvey Weinstein fucked it up for all of us. That's a joke, folks. Relax. Congress members were, see, when you're an egotical guy like me when I was young, if I got any resistance from a woman, I'm like, fuck you.

I mean, I wouldn't push the issue. I'm going to go pick up the fat blouser behind you at the bar, who hasn't seen a dick in about a year. Get her a bag of Cheetos on the way home at Wawa's. In like Flint. Sure. Congress members were pushing to expel him in light of the news. Additionally, key allies condemned him in major organizations

withdrew their endorsements as well. The former staffer described harrowing details on the night she was allegedly raped telling CNN of the 20. 24 inch. First, and again, why'd you wait so long? I was pushing him off of me saying, and yes, I said it yesterday, some women don't want to come forward and go through the nightmare that it is, understandable too. I was pushing him off me saying, no, he didn't stop.

And he said, it is not. It's a dinner date. Now, finish your corn. And a separate account published by the San Francisco Chronicle, a staffer also gave a vivid account. It is not clear if it is the same woman. Well, why do you make that clear before you write the article? Don't leave us guessing, you dink. She claimed she woke up next to him feeling disoriented with vaginal bleeding and bruising. I felt that way. Woke up next to a black fellow at a bus stop. My vaj was all beat up. Never forget it. It was in Cleveland after I'd done the funny hut.

within weeks she claimed Swallow Well began messaging her explicit photos and requesting nude images. Oh, this is what she said she provided back in part of our concern. Again, and her lawyer and the feminist would say, and I mean, they're right to an extent, but she sent him back nudes because didn't want to upset her boss. again, sorry, that's too flimsy for me. During a car ride after a donor event in San Francisco, she claimed Swalwell tried to kiss her and suggested their online exchanges had been leading to that moment.

I can see where he was let on. If I send nudes to a girl, which I never would, except for when I was high school and college, I was shredded, but now, hey, look at this, mushroom cap. Enjoy it, you fucking. Am I doing this right? Honey, adjust the lighting. This broad's very fancy.

Fussy. In another instance, weeks later, she allegedly exposed himself in her car and asked for oral sex, which she began to perform. So let me be the lawyer here. He sent you nudes, and you responded with nudes. He asked for a blowjob. You agreed to give him a blow job. I'm sorry on this one.

Which she began to perform in a parking lot before stopping out of fear of being a scene. So. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Another woman who was considering working in politics allegedly began messaging with Swalwell online last year after she commented on one of his

Instagram stories. She said she was shocked when Swarwell took an interest in her. So he's online trolling like every other you know what I mean? And he's bad mouthed and Trump saying he's a pedophile and all that. You fucking weasel. They met for dinner and drinks

at a steakhouse, and what she initially thought was a ponderosa. It turned out to be a Texas lone star shithole. She was very upset. There was no prime cons of them. No. She initially thought it was a professional conversation. They reportedly continued the evening at a bar when Squawwell allegedly began making more aggressive physical contact with her, including kissing her in the middle of the bar.

Excuse me, can you pull away from a kiss? Can you go, what are you doing? I'm not trying to blame the victims here, but I'm having a problem calling them victims. Including kissing her in the middle of the bar as she began to feel fuzzy. Well, shave your legs. He was sitting against me,

and so I kind of moved away from him, and every time that I would move away from him, he would get closer to me. The woman claimed she ended up in Swarwell's hotel, so you really didn't try to get away from him that much. With little memory of what occurred, leaving it and I'm not again you I'm just I hate this guy's guts I hope this is but I doesn't this sound else am I being misogynistic era 541 a.m. and later sending him a long text

message reading all you did was harm me and he responded I won't bother you again sorry that's what swallow other women allegedly other women alleged swall began reaching out to them online sometimes through disappearing message app Snapchat with a congressman. Why is there something where you can disappear messages? I mean, we're just setting people up, aren't we? And how do I get on it? I, what?

Sent photos of his genitals. God, this guy's proud of his penis. Once allegedly pleasuring himself on an airplane, this is people who represent you in D.C. And if this wasn't in high school or college, he was a congressman at this point. in an airplane in a video sent to the former staffer. You ever seen a grown man naked?

Yeah, but not in business class. Swawa was crowned the Snapchat King of Congress in 2016 over his enthusiasm for the app, which was then popular among teens and young millennials. So what does that tell you? His favorite app is the one that millennials and teens love. Social media creator, Sim Marco acclaimed.

he messaged Swarwell on Twitter in 2021 asking about his history growing up in a Republican family. She claimed he began sending her provocative late-night messages referring to her as bad angel. And eventually, that was my screen name, by the way, a couple of years ago. And eventually switched their communications to Snapchat, where he allegedly shared photos of his penis. He allegedly ran by her apartment building several times, you know, jogging, giving her hugs, but not coming inside. another woman You got a badly phrase Another woman who said

She works in marketing Claims Swalwell Sent her unsolicited videos of his penis Am I the only one that didn't get a dick pick From this guy? I'm feeling slighted Oh yeah he knows I hate him Bikini pictures

She shared on Instagram writing So he commented on her bikini pictures On Instagram And He wrote back That swimsuit Fuck So we did.

I mean, girls, what are you doing, though? And now I'm going to sound like an old stodgy man, but you're putting pictures on Instagram of you in a bikini. Again, I'll say it again, the internet is a highway. Remember we call it the highway? I had a whole bit of bottom on one of my albums. People, girls meeting guys on the internet end up murdered and shit. Why don't you just go on I-95 South in the Bronx at 3 in the morning

with the cardboard sign and says, knee pussy? You know what I mean? Go in to meet a guy that you would never be. MEP for something. You're fucking insane. Anyways. May 7th, I'll be at the punchline in Atlanta, Georgia. Please show up. Again, it depends on how these shows go as far as numbers go, whether I continue the rest of the year or not. May 8th, I'm enjoying writing this book. I've got to be honest with you. And doing the show is enough for me. I'll be honest with you. No, there's nothing like being on stage in front of people who love you and you

love them back. It's a fucking blast. But the bad outweighs the good. Tommy asked me, well, do you enjoy performing more than you hate traveling? And I'm like, no. May 8th, sold Joles in Potsdam, Pennsylvania. May 9th, Rivers Casino, Philly. Go to Nick Dip.com. To get tickets before they're sold out.

Merchandise, shout out, read. It says, I'm Joe Biden. And I approve this message. And I read it. Also at nickdip.com for some merch. Go to the merch page. Buy that. Look at the hips.

We've got a new load of fresh hips. These are better. These aren't plastic. These are the real bones from people. And a bedpan. So you can shit on my logo like I did when the guy drew it. No, I'm loving it. We've got hats, hoodies, t-shirts, tampons, IUDs, wine glasses,

Asian dildos. What? about an inch and a half long, half a battery. Anyways. Also, want to send a person live video to somebody so I can say, you know, I can say what you don't want to say to people? I'll do it. Shoutout.us.

I'm a kamikaze. Disgraced rep Tony Gonzalez, who dropped his reelection bid after revelations of his sexual advances on a subordinate who later fatally set herself on fire, plans to retire from Congress on Tuesday. I think we have footage of her lighting herself from fire. This is a horrible thing. It reminds me of my prom.

That's just a stark clip, folks. That's not her. Relax. Little levity to break the tension, you know, Lady burning the death, little levity. There's a season for everything, and God has a plan for us all. the Texas Republican wrote on X Monday.

When Congress returns tomorrow, I will file my retirement from office he announced. It has been my privilege to serve the great people at Texas. Gonzalez has been accused of sending lewd text message. Jesus, guys. How stupid is you? Lude text messages to at least two former staffers, including the late Regina Santos Abella.

Look how beautiful this woman is. with whom the married father of six admitted to having an affair. I mean, then again, like Dallas said, I go, she's probably, she's Hispanic, religious, she has that moral, Dallas goes, oh, she's just fucking crazy. And yes, I can mention at least 10 girls in my life

with that good looking and were bat shit crazy to the point where, like, I don't even want a piece here. And you're a 14, you know what I mean? get away from me. They always end up, the ones I'd run into were, excuse me, the ones that I'd run into were always dating the strip club owner, you know, the Mafioso guy or whatever.

You know, the kind of broads they get. They're hanging around strippers. And, you know, my life would be threatened and shit. And I remember breaking a car antenna off a girl's car driving. She was coming out in a parking lot in Boston. She was away for. That wasn't a, but she was a huddy too.

Oh, her husband owned a, I won't mention the name of a chain of steakhouses in Massachusetts. Not husband, boyfriend. She was actually pretty young. Anyways, she pretended to like me for about a month, which I enjoyed. Then when I found out, she's coming at me. She goes by me. She wasn't coming at me. She goes byes me, and I grabbed the, this is when they had antennas on the car.

The announcement, a real mature move on my part. The announcement came moments after a rep, Eric Squawal announced his resignation. Somebody in the paper said, so the house is self, the house is self-cleaning it, like an oven. Beautiful, just beautiful.

Let's stay on the Puss stories. This is the headline. I kissed a Puss and didn't like it. If you guys know, Katie Perry's big hit. Katie Perry has denied Ruby Rose's, you know, they mentioned that I didn't know who Ruby Rose was. I stopped watching TV in 1968.

Katie Perry has denied Ruby Rose's acting. She's an actress. by the way, who's very good looking but wants to be a boy. I don't know her story if she's out gay or whatever, but she, you know, she will show the pictures. She looks just like, you know, Justin Bieber. I don't know what her. Anyways, Ruby Rose accusations that the singer, meaning Katie Perry sexually assaulted her

20 years ago. The Orange is the new black actress 40. That's here on the left. I thought it was Justin Bieber when he was 14. I'm guessing that's a prison movie. so I'm guessing she was a dyke in the movie, right? Oh, wait a minute. We have a clip to prove that, actually.

40 years are acclaimed in a series of thread posts on Sunday. You guys know that I don't do much of this pop culture shit, but it was too interesting not to do it on what the assault was. And Katie Perry is just a, she's a bit of a C. It's weird. I kind of like her and I kind of hate her. I watched American Idol. I'm a big nerdy fan of that show.

She was a judge for like three years, and she's a bit of a C. The attention has to be. But every once in a while she was like a wise ass and a bit funny. Anyways, Russell Brand used to bang her, remember? Were they married? I think so. At the alleged incident, it occurred at a nightclub in Melbourne, Australia

when she was in her 20s. So that's a long time ago. And now you're bringing charges? Suck it, dick and die. Here she is on Orange is the New Black. This is her as an actress. It shows a while ago, too. Again, I guess

We're going to have to guess about being a dyke. I don't know what to say. How about this? Oh, boy. That's gross. Right on the lips. Again, beautiful, right? Beautiful face.

If you put a woman's haircut on it, come on. Katie Perry sexually assaulted me at Spice Market Nightclub in Melbourne. In her next thread's message, Rose said it's taken her almost 20 years to make the accusation public. though I am so grateful to have made it long enough to find my voice,

it just shows how much of an impact trauma and sexual assault takes. No, it shows how much of a calculating bitch you are. You're not famous anymore. Even if you are in another show, I don't know. I don't give a fuck. The timing stinks. Thank you for seeing me, she started. And Nick DePaulo replied,

shut up, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up. Shut up. I love the piano work in that. It was Liberace. We sampled some of his. Perry's rep denied Rose's claim in a statement to page six. The allegations being circulated, he said, on social media by Ruby Rose about Katie Perry are not only categorically false. They are dangerous, reckless lies.

Ms. Rose has a well-documented history of making serious public allegations on social media against various individuals, claims that have repeatedly been denied by those named. On threads, Rose gave more details about the alleged incident, and this is why I had to do the story. It was funny to me. She didn't kiss me. She saw me resting on my friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open,

and I projectile vomited on her. So I'm very confused. I don't know. Look, maybe it's maybe Katie Perry's not big in hygiene. It smells like low tide at Revere Beach. And pelicans follow her wherever she goes when she goes. I don't know.

But I would love for that to happen to me. Not me having my head of my buddy's lap, but that part, no. But a girl coming over and going, hey, he's hot. I'd just go like this. But it was gross, I guess. Rose alleged, after I threw up on her, I told the story publicly. But changed it to be a funny little drunk story

because I didn't know how else to handle it. And I kind of believe that. Later, she agreed to help me get my U.S. visa. In other words, Katie Perry said, if you shut up, I'll get a U.S. visa for it. So that's how I think, I believe all that part. Don't you? Kind of. So I kept it,

secret but I did tell you all she wasn't a good person and another post Rose wrote that she planned to go to a police station to see if any of my experiences can be investigated she's talking about now you still have the taste in your mouth Jesus I imagine they are past their statute of limitations but all I want to make a statue of the guy who invented the statute of limitations anybody with me? That sounds like a joke that a strong middle would do from Oklahoma. More reason to try, she said. I have a long list. It will probably take more out of me than I'm prepared for, but I will come back here to update others in the process as soon as I am ready.

What she really means is... Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I got to come and bust my body. Oh, she's a dyke. Listen to her voice. I thought that was an interesting story. Just I, it was so vivid. She pulled her underwear to the side. Now I'm confused because I accused her being a lesbian, but a lesbian is not going to project out vomit if somebody rubs a snatch in her face. I saw that case on Judge Judy once, and very complicated.

Anyways. Let's move on to the headline of the day. Sick fuck, freed early. Don't you wish they'd write headlines like that in Washington Post? A transgender woman will... Here's the problem with the... Maybe this is AI. It's still the Post.

I think. I can't remember. But the problem is, when they do articles about trans, they play the game with them. We know this is a guy pretending to be a woman, yet you refer to her as her and she in the article. So you're perpetuating this whole shit. In my opinion, you stodgy pigs. A transgender woman convicted of killing her infant stepdaughter was quietly free 30 years early from an Indiana president quickly launched an only fan's account. What does that tell you? Autumn, Cordillione, yeah? Look at that.

We're going to look back in a few years and go, what the, how did we not know these people? Well, we knew they were crazy, but we had an opposition party who would do anything to destroy this country as we know it and the nuclear family. And this is what we got. That is scary. That guy is fucking creepy, scary. Autumn Cordillian, who was sentenced to 55 years in prison in 2002. That would mean if he did his full stint. He'd be, you know, 2057.

Call me a math genius. For strangling the death. Listen to the strangling death of an 11-month-old Faith Lee. Returned to her hometown of Evansville, Indiana last December on parole. But prosecutors only learned of her. release from a citizen, not the state, reported the Evansville courier. Cotilioni, who last year filed a $3.5 million lawsuit against President Trump over what she called transphobic hate speech was spotted in Evansville by an unnamed person who recognized her

from the 2002 trial. How did you recognize her? I don't understand. She's got a nondescript faith. when she still went by her birth name, Jonathan Richardson. You mean he still went by his birth name, you have fat fuck you? That person alerted authorities who said they had received no advance notice from the Indiana Department of Corrections that Caudillon had been paroled after serving less than half her sentence

for strangling a baby. Coeur d'a Leone has allegedly launched an only fan since being released. And anybody who goes on there and becomes a fan or is a fan should be arrested. tonight and shot in front of their kids. On September 12th of 2001, hey, that's the day after the worst attack in history. Then 19-year-old Richardson was left in charge of caring for her girlfriend's daughter when she strangled her to death at the home the couple shared in evidence. Now how does that person come home and not kill this motherfucker?

You know what I mean? She was convicted of reckless homicide in 2002 after being diagnosed with gender dysphoria in 2020. Richardson changed her name to Corleone or whatever and began identifying as a female. I'm not buying it. I saw a cock and I love it.

Yum, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Let's take a look at something. Listen, does it, how creepy is this? It starts with their eyes. She's got to have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit. This is the vids I sent, though. But I was sick.

Even though there's no internet. What mental illness? What mental illness? Crazy is the shithouse rat. Oh, update on Jeopardy. Last two weeks? Tranny on each week. Last night, Tranny.

I come in, my wife's already watching, and I go, I know you haven't fucking picked up on it yet. I looked at the TV for an eighth of a second. Far right is a man trying to be a woman. And then after she went, I'll take U.S. history for 400. No, but shoots like that. And I guarantee you, can we do this?

We have Nielsen ratings. I want to know how many people watching picked up on the facts. And I guarantee you not too many. You have to look. This one, to me, was really obvious. Adams Apple, shoulders. And just, but my point being, folks, there should be an investigation at Jeopardy.

I'll say it again. Why do you care, Nick? that's what they're. Why do I care? I care about justice. That means some straight guy or woman, even a gay. How about that? They're gay people on every show. They have to convince you gay people the brightest in the world. I'll say it again. Trans make up what? Point 0.01% of the part, but they're on jeopardy every week. That means, don't tell, and I know they have to win games to, but here's my only question of my, I'm questioning my own theory about that. It's, it's, it's, mostly guys being women.

I don't know if I've seen the... And they still have a guy's mind. And guys do good in jeopardy, opposed to women. If you want to me to take a screenshot every night to show you. And there's a Chinese guy on there right now. Young kid, his last name's Ding.

Since Ken Jennings, who is the goat, this guy might be the next goat. He's on a 17th episode, I think. He's at a half million dollars. I don't get it. It creeps me out how smart he's fuckers are. He'll know something. This kid, this Chinese guy's maybe early 30s, but he'll know, he'll know something about a sitcom in the 50s that you and I don't know. And then he hasn't missed

a geography question in a world, whether it's a river, a mountain, an island, a country, a he doesn't miss those. So he knows everything that to sports. You know what is that like? you retain shit that you look at constantly. I'd have to kill him. Mr. D. And he is just smoking. It's so funny. They go to the first commercial. He's got $8,000. The other two have minus $200 and $500. And then he just kicks it up.

I'm sorry I'm giving you jeopardy, but please watch for the trannies. I wish we had a hotline. He could. Anyways, in March of 2025, this fat, creepy fuck successfully sued the ID. DOC over its ban on gender affirming surgery for inmates. That's the Indiana Department of Corrections. Sparking widespread outrage. Convicted murderers don't get to demand that taxpayers. It's flit the bill for expensive and controversial sex change operations.

It lacks all common sense. Who said that? Indiana Attorney General Todd Roqueeta. Behind bars could have. own who also now identifies as a Muslim wow is that not the definition who's of somebody who has hated themselves since they were born they literally hated their gender and as they grow up they strangle a baby there's the hate and at this point wants to identify with a religion that's openly hostile to the rest of the world anyways now identify now identify

is a Muslim, Hickham's the best part, launched a separate lawsuit against her prison chaplain after alleging that she was denied a hijab, the thing they wear on their head. You're entitled to shit. Can't we just put it to sleep? Can't we? It strangled the baby.

Not only, you should have let it rot in jail the rest of its life. Not only you did, you didn't even let it do its full time. What do you got to do? And again, say it. Somewhere there was a liberal judge went to Yale or Harvard or whatever to fuck you, Penn.

Who's behind this type of shit? Finally, no, not finally tonight. I'm trying to get out of here early. All excited. Excuse me. A cat gets trained. That sounds like a dirty, but it's not. A cat was rescued.

This is how I told Dallas. This is the light story of the day about a cat that got hit by a train in Long Island. A cat was rescued when it was spotted lying on Long Island railroad tracks between Lyndon Hearst and Babylon Sunday. No, it wasn't a drunk black guy. It was an actual cat. A passing train engineer spotted the cat for the second time Sunday evening at around 6.30 p.m. The engineer called cat rescue expert John DeBacker, who then reached out to the MTA police department.

The scariest part for me was not knowing what was going through the cat's mind, DeBacker said. I'm guessing, hey, get me off this train track before I get pancake. We were afraid the cat was going to bolt because of trains going by, Deb Oliver said. Wait, do you see Deb Oliver, at least five packs a day and two quarts of vodka a day for the last 25 years, I'd say. The MTA police responded and saw the orange feline cowering between the rails. officers asked railroad employees to switch off the power

so they could safely approach the cat. I wish they didn't do that because you ever seen somebody touch a third rail? Oh my, I, you know, and I'm up at 3 in the morning looking at videos from all over the world. There's about 20 of those. There's one where there's three people, two guys and a girl,

sitting right near railroad tracks, and this guy puts his feet down in the middle and touches the rail I don't know I was that close to them and he automatically and the girl goes right through him to her and they all three

I whacked off to that one oh stop it let's check out the video of this story you're afraid that's what was her name I said Deb I watched this first time I go that guy is too old

he should be retired by now and then I had to take another look And then I read the article, it confirmed it's Deb. Deb looks like, who does Deb look like? Reagan, after being dead for a year. But anyway, this is Deb that helped save the cat. Good for you. Because the train's going by.

MTA police requested L-I-Double R cut the power so they could approach. So I had the cops stand in front of the cat while I snuck up from behind and I slowly dropped a dead on the cat. And the cat goes, That's your world. I just living it. He didn't try to bite me at all. He was extremely affectionate once they picked him up.

Yeah, I know. I actually would be scared, too. How does a cat survive a train? There he is. See his face? That's actually his ass. His head was jammed up through the, no. The power was only off for about three minutes

in service wasn't interrupted. Like anybody gives a fuck about that part of the story. The feline was taking to South Shore feral care in West Babylon, where the staff named at Garfield, the cat had suffered a significant injuries, including a broken nose. First of all, cats don't have a nose that you can break.

It's a fucking nose. There's no bones in that thing. It's a little triangle. Looks like a, yeah, I'm not going to say it. The cat had suffered, yeah, a broken nose, leg. How's the leg still attached?

What was it, a toy train? Are we getting the whole story here? in hips stop if you're interested in adopting Garfield you can email South Shore Farrell Care and

they say it's going to be hard to find a little wheelchair for a cat but apparently there's plenty of them in Manhattan finally tonight on your sister's 40 inch neck what can Brown do for Islam the British government

just launched its national rape gang inquiry, the one they spent years putting off, by the way. This is the worst story in, I don't know how many years. Now an American professor paid by a Saudi prince told the victims to get over it.

That's not the professor. That's Stommer, the jerk off who let it happen. There's Professor Jonathan Brown. And what he said next will tell you everything about who really runs Georgetown, which... Hates Jews. Hades Jews. Meaning the university. Brown holds the prince

Al-Walid bin Talal chair of Islamic civilization at Georgetown. Why would we even have that at American College? You guys, honest to God, that title is not an accident. In 2005, Saudi Prince Al-Walid bin Talal. I'll call him Abby. The same man whose name is on Brown's chair, will change chairs. Wrote Georgetown,

a $20 million, $20 million. a check specifically to fund Islamic studies. And that doesn't send the red flag up or did, and the Democrats were probably in charge. It was the second largest gift in Georgetown's history when Reform U.K. MP Rupert Lowe posted on X that his parliamentary inquiry had found a direct link between the rape gangs and Islam. Brown, the professor, had a two-word response. It says two-word response. get over it oh my god

oh my ache and stem I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil do you understand me another user called that response absurdly evil which it is pointing out that something like this would never be said about any other group for lesser crimes

browns will apply again get over it then he set his account on private like the pussy that he is that's faggot stuff you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags the state department said it plainly plainly last November, it's a quote from the State Department.

In the United Kingdom, thousands of girls have been victimized in Rothorham, Oxford, and Newcastle, by grooming gangs involving migrant men, meaning Muslims. Many girls were left to suffer unspeakable abuse for years before authority stepped in. We're talking about English girls, younger than teenagers, some of them. The Rothaham inquiry alone documented 1,400 victims, girls as young as 11, raped by groups of men, traffic between cities, threatened at gunpoint and at knife point. This wasn't Brown's first offense, this professor. I'd say that sweater is his second.

After Trump ordered strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities last June, Brown posted on social media that he hoped Iran does some symbolic strike on a base, yet he's still a professor. He also wrote a direct quote from a tenured Georgetown professor that he hoped Israel would get fucked up pretty bad. if it attacked Iranian cities. Georgetown stripped him of his department chairmanship and placed him on leave.

Republican congressman Virginia Fox confronted Georgetown's interim president at the congressional hearing, and she said he's made similarly appalling statements for years, but he has been kept around. So now you're investigating and disciplining him? Georgetown removed Brown as a department chair.

Brown kept his Saudi-funded chair and the recliner and two love soapers. Here's a guy, a bottle of reds, a bottle of whites. Every time I hear that I hear, Billy Joel singing about the Italian restaurant. I don't know where the fan belt comes in, but the endowed seat, the one Prince Aloides, 20 million bought, survived every review, untouched.

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