The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gov. Abbott Takes Action! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1499

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Harvard hating Jews, Hamas loving blacks and more! Support the show by going to https://displate.com/nickdipaolo?art=6526d4071e9f8 & use code NICKDIP to get up to 30% off!   Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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but then I went oh I forgot to do some stories for our show so you saw I sent you an email a quarter or two and then I can't just hang up the fucking phone. I got to go to start reading shit. Not even porn, just shit. And next thing you know, it's 225.

And then my prostate, which is the size of, I'd say, I don't know, Oklahoma. Fucking I'm up peeing like I'm 70. Folks, I'll tell you. I like when people go, you talk about getting old. Well, it's better than the alternative. How do you know? How do you know dying isn't fucking tremendous?

Shut up. Anyhow, any he. Once again, my picks in the NFL pool are just, it is, I change and people go, you don't have a change, go with your own bullshit, because last week I changed three of them, like in the morning on a Sunday, and they were all, I got them all right, so I was, you know, last night I had fucking Seattle all week, and I went, no, I said, you know who has to win this game, whoever the fuck they were playing, know who has to win this game?

I don't know who the fuck they were playing. The Eagles. And, you know, and the minute you put the game on, you hear something that you didn't read about all week. Maybe that's why you have to pay attention right up to kickoff. Oh, you know, what's his name? Hurts might not even play. He, like, woke up with a flu.

But he did. And he looked hell. Anyway, bottom line, they went in the whole game they're covering fucking backup quarterback Seattle Locke who's a good quarterback I can't even remember I know he's in college he was great anyways he's got to go 92 yards he's on his own eight yard line and under two minutes to win the game doesn't he throw one of the most fucking beautiful passes I've seen in the last 10 years in the corner of the end zone. Guy catches the ass end of the football. You know what I mean? The back of the football with his finger. It was as good a throw and the catch was just as good to fuck me. And that's how I get laid, folks.

Is he Missouri's quarterback? You're probably right, Dallas. I just remember liking him. And I love these young guys. And I love Geno Smith, who's a guy who's been around forever. And, you know, people, you know, he was with the Jets, ruined the first half of his career. And then he goes up to Seattle, and I'm like, oh, God, they got Geno Smith.

This is going to be hard. And he turns into a winner. He was in the pool for MVP last year. He got comeback player of the year, whatever. But he was not playing last night. So I'm like, oh, we're in. Fucking Eagles. Sorry, man.

They're not as good as their record, let me tell you that much. Again, I'll put my money on the 49ers right now. Call 1-800-NICS-FULL-OF-SHIT. Anyways, I've wasted enough time. Let's get to, let's continue with Harvard. We chatted about them and their anti-Semitism yesterday. Harvard hates Hebrews. I went with alliteration.

It's a different situation. Harvard University reportedly hosted graduation celebrations for certain identity groups in 2023 and one of the groups excluded I'll give you a guess from such celebrations was who the Jews mother of God isn't it amazing these people who've been screaming everybody's a bigot and a racist all these Ivy League schools are the word they are what the fucking, they say we are. Fox News Digital, I still don't know what that was. Do you see me on Jesse last night, folks?

What was that, 11 seconds? I think they, I don't know. I'm grateful, don't get me wrong. And I know how TV works. Depending how long the segment before went, you know. So I'm thankful they put, I'm'm just saying, though, it's hard to make an impact. Shut up, Nick. All right. Anyways, Fox News. Oh, Jesse doesn't see this. Fox News Digital reported that affinity celebrations for graduates at the prestigious

Ivy League institution have been deleted, but it strongly supported events that featured black. That's never good when you delete shit off your website. It was a celebration that featured black graduates. What else? Let's just ruin this country out of the name of black people

and their supposed whatever obstacles. Graduates with disabilities. Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't just black people. Cripples. Couple of Indians that are left over. Can't somebody take them out of the casino? LGBTQ, suck a dick and puss graduates. Arab graduates and Latinx graduates. Or Latinx. Okay? Just by deducing, you're like, oh, that means white people have been keeping all these groups, and Jews they consider white.

Do you see how it works? Unbelievable. However, the webpage is still available to the public. Well, you just said it was, I don't get it, which stated, affinity celebrations are student-led, staff-supported events that recognize and celebrate. Well, so it's nice to know the student body, they're all future aunties. Good luck to you getting a job. And celebrate the accomplishments of graduates from historically marginalized communities. And again, nobody can define marginalized. Nobody can define what social justice is.

All these fake religions, they've been playing us for years. How do I feel about how they're treating Jews? Okay. And how much you want to make a bet that Jews probably finish first in their class? Well, them and the Asians, it's a big fight. Curiously, Jewish graduates were apparently not one of the groups the university decided to celebrate according to an archived version of the website it was last accessible on june 26 and then deleted sometime afterward how about october 8th

huh when what what what what hates jews they do it's jews it is also unclear specifically when the website was deleted raising questions about whether it could have been deleted following the university's controversy over anti-semitic behavior on camp you think you think aye aye aye aye aye and again it's them it's them who point the finger at all of us. Ugh. It really is enough to make you sick. And you know what? I read some, listen to this.

It's catching on. Some students that got early acceptance at Harvard, not going. They're going to DeVry. That should be easy for them. I was going to be a doctor now i'm working with ac and plumbing anyways hey uh i love this uh sponsor guys there's still time to get your christmas shopping done they're talking to me by the way give every person on your list the gift of upgrading their space with this plate this Displates are metal posters that take just 20 seconds to install and won't damage your house. They come with a magnet that you stick to

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It's insane. You don't remember the adults? They were the adults coming into the room. Yeah. Okay. Kiss my grits. That's all exclusively, by the way, on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com. Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to

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All talk, no action. Wait a minute, that looks like Samuel L. Jackson. I dare you, say it again. The 39-year-old said she had plenty to focus on at home, like 48 kids, where she frequently gives talks on addressing anti-black sentiment, which there is none left, unless you're looking to me right now, because they're breaking into cars all around my neighborhood. Anyways, could be the Jews. Yeah.

On addressing anti-black sentiment in the American Jewish community and dismantling white supremacy in the U.S. Well, you've done a terrific job because nobody can find a spot of U.S. white supremacy. So congratulations. You've done a terrific job, you stupid. No, they're ignorant. Oh, she is. That's ignorant.

That all changed when she visited Israel and the West Bank at the invitation of a Palestinian American community organizer. Wallace and a growing number of black Americans see the Palestinian struggle in the West Bank and in Gaza, reflected in their own fight for racial equality and civil rights. Do you? Do you really? You side with anybody. You side with anybody and say that.

It's just like what's going on. How fucking dare you? How fucking dare you? Just leave, Ms. Wallace. Take your friends and anybody else who feels that way. Doesn't matter your skin color, but again, go try it somewhere else.

See how far you get. See how far you fucking get. I am so tired of this shit. Okay? Last I checked, blacks can commit crimes and be on the street two weeks later you get checks from the government every month for not having a dad um what the fuck smash and grab under 950

bucks you can keep it Nick this that's not all black well for the yeah watch the news just get out go somewhere else Again, not all black people. I live in Savannah, Georgia. So don't call me a... I chose to. And I'm not talking about these hard-working people I deal with every day. I'm talking about you so-called fucking academia intellectuals.

The recent rise of protest movements against police brutality in the U.S., this is what they're saying, they're comparing it to, where structural racism plagues nearly every facet of life. Yeah, it does. Black racism, anti-white racism. You guys call yourself aggressive. You're stuck in 1958. Has connected black and Palestinian activists under a common cause. Yeah. But that kinship sometimes strains the more than century-long alliance between black and Jewish activists. Jon Stewart had a great joke about blacks and Jews and how they're similar and shit. And he goes, he talks about how they both have grievances and sorrow in their history.

But he goes, Jews never thought of putting music to it, like blues. From black American groups that denounce the U.S. backing of Israel's occupation. Again, that's how they see the world. Occupier, colonizer, you're the victim. There's only two things in their world, and Israel is just like America and vice versa. They're the colonizer. Again, get out. Go somewhere else. Because I see black people pouring over the border and brown people of all colors. Apparently, they don't feel that way. Anyways, so they just... Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Anyways, Israel's occupation, Palestinian territory to black protests

is demonstrating for the Palestinians' right to self-determination. What does that look like, by the way? Some Jewish Americans are concerned that support could escalate the threat of anti-Semitism, which it has, and weaken Jewish-black ties fortified during the civil rights movement.

I'd break all ties now. Break all ties. Everybody be their own. You're going to laugh at me for this. I always think this when I'm in a plane, and I've said it before on the show. I'm flying whatever, cross country. When I get over the Midwest and look down, you know, Oklahoma, you see all this beautiful land and shit. We should say to the Jews, what are you doing? I know people, it's your home, you grew up there. Okay, but do you want to live in that turmoil? We got 40,000 acres over here.

You could set up shop. You know what I mean? You got your, going into Archie Buckingham. You got the garment industry. You can set up diamonds. You know, some black Americans who watched the Palestinian prisoner release and learned about Israel's administrative detention policy, where detainees are held without trial, drew comparisons to the U.S. prison system.

Really? Did they really? A lot of black people being detained for no reason? Absolute fucking lies. A lot of black people in jail because of weed? Absolute fucking lies. People being released from prison way too early? Actually, the truth. While more than two-thirds of jail detainees in the U.S.

have not been convicted of a crime. What? Where did that number come from? This is pure outright propaganda, you fuckers. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Black people are jailed at more than four times the rate of white people. You know why? They commit four times the crime, actually way more than that. So that number's low, in my opinion. Often for low, you see this mentality, do you hear this folks? This is still out there because some people buy it.

They vote Democrat by the way. Oh, more black kids are being suspended than white kids in school. And they go right to the, it must be racism. What other topic of policy do you think like that with your logic? You don't. The next question is, well, why is that?

Oh, I see. They come from broken families and, you know, more apt to cause trouble. No, no. You fucking idiots who vote Democrat. It's a racist country. Often for low-level offenses according to, really? Because I just watched two clips this morning, a couple incidents that have happened a while ago,

but Marjorie Taylor, what the shooting was? Marjorie Taylor School. That's the fucking right-winger, you know, margin, the Florida fucking thing. So like eight or 10 black kids pick up a white kid, slam him on his head and crack his skull open. And then we had the other white kid that was beat to death, John Lewis.

Those are low level though. Huh? Yeah, exactly. Those are low level. Only one of them's murder and the other one's attempted murder. And I'm sure those five, you should have seen the pictures of them.

I couldn't even put them up. You know, dreadlocks, all scowling such a racist country though and those kids aren't going to they'll fucking you know oh they're young they'll have to you know wear an ankle bracelet go to

and the beat goes on and fucking on and on so like again Miss Wallace if you don't like it here you know if it's so much, you know there's so many other places and we have to make room

for the other black and brown people pouring in so if you guys leave it'll work out beautifully. Hey, for those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around the second half of my show. Everyone else, go to nickdip.com. Join to get my full show. Get Steven Crowder's full show and a whole lot more. And while you're at nickdip.com, click on the tour date. I have one

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