The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gov. Newsom Is a Shapeshifter | Nick Di Paolo Show #1749

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Gavin Newsom’s mishandling of the L.A. riots, another Chinese national smuggling biohazards into the states, Trump and Elon’s rebounding relationship, and a heroic dog named Zeus who took on a Florida gator and lived to bark about it. Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/ 

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Welcome to the LGBT broadcast. Tonight cock and ass. Good to be with you on a stop the hand, Jess. It's very distracting. Good to be with you on a, I don't know, Easter Sunday. I have no idea what. Good to be with you on a Tuesday. Welcome back to the live lineup.

And thank you to everyone that showed up for our first live show last night. And welcome to all the new folks that came over from Andrew Wilson's Crucible Raid. That was great, and I really appreciate that. I want to let you guys know that the live lineup is still a fluid thing right now. I'm in the 6 o'clock spot, but if we find my show fits better

at a different time slot, it could move at some point, or it could stay right some point or could stay right here at 6. Either way it's a killer lineup with Steven Crowder, Tim Pool, Vince and all the other shows you just saw scroll by from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern right here on rumble and it's all for free so kiss my grits. Today I'll be talking about Gavin Newsom one of the most tremendous governors in the history of this country, just handing the fucking key to the city to the Republicans for the next 40 years and all the LA riots that are going on.

And they're handing out tactical gear, the ICE protesters. I'm sure Soros didn't send them that shit. We'll be talking about a Chinese national smuggling chicken and broccoli into the country with a touch of some type of epidemic. Trump and Elon it looks like I like I predicted their beef is thawing out and they might be holding hands soon and a lot more shit for you. All right by the way within 24 hours over 50,000 people watch the show, which I can't

thank you guys enough. That means so much to me. It only took me 38 years to find you, but here I am. I'll be on the cover of AARP next week. It's a little, it's a still of my wife wiping my ass as I'm laying on the kitchen floor after eating too much acid tomato sauce. I poisoned myself last night. I made a delicious Wolfgang Puck recipe. It went through me like fucking hot butter. She's fine, so I must have poisoned myself. I'm not going to rinse my hands after handling raw chicken. That's for pussies. And if you guys are new to me, you know, I'm a diehard sports fan from Boston. It's a law.

You have to be, unless you're a figure skater. Male. Male, cheerleader. But I just love, look, football is my first love. Played it as a kid. Played it in high school. Played it in college a little bit. And just, it's still my first love, played it as a kid, played it in high school, played it in college a little bit. And just, it's still my first love.

But I gotta tell you, as far as spectator sports go, there's nothing better than NHL playoff hockey. I've been saying it since I was six. How you can be a sports fan and go, well, I didn't grow up playing it. I don't give a fuck. You didn't grow up playing football either. I'm pretty sure the broads that fill the stadiums on Sunday afternoon didn't grow up playing it. I don't give a fuck. You didn't grow up playing football either. I'm pretty sure the broads that fill the stadiums on Sunday afternoon didn't play.

Just being a sports fan, I don't know how you can't love the, it's fast, it's violent. It's the only sport you can get in a fist fight, and you don't get thrown out of the game. They give you time out like fucking PC parents. Go stand over there Billy in the box. And then, because it's predominantly white, the two guys that beat the shit out of each other can line up next to each other laughing and not even fight again.

It's called being civilized. Well, don't take that wrong. I'm saying there's some gunnery. But for you people who aren't huge hockey fans, there's still people going, there's too much fighting. First of all, there isn't. That went away years ago, okay? Playoffs, it's been going on for two months. Prior to last night, there was one actual fight where guys dropped their gloves. Yes, they've been beating the shit out of each other with their gloves on. Because if you drop them, then you're going in the penalty box for at least five minutes. But anyways, it came to a boil last night because, real quick, because I know

you're not all hockey fans, but you've got Edmonton and Florida. They played in the cup finals last year. Florida is a very antagonistic team. They have a lot of guys who punch in the back of the head when you're not looking. My type of hockey. I always love that type. But you've got to be able to play hockey on top of it. And they won the cup last year. But they got a guy, Kachuk. Now they got Brad Marshand, who's been hated his whole career by every fucking city he goes to.

They hate him because he does the same shit. He was a Bruin. Now he's a Panther. And by the way, he had the last three goals for the Panthers when he scored last night, 17, 30 seconds into the game. He had the game one of the night but anyway point is the Oilers last night who have more skill they're down four to one with a little more than a little less than half the game left plenty of time for them to actually win the game but they just said fuck it you know what

enough of these annoying rats let's it looks like they made a decision during the period to go, let's not, let's, let's give them a taste of their own shit. And they just came out and started fucking sparing people in the balls. I mean, they show a replay guy two handed behind the back of the legs and the Florida goes, oh, you want to play the way we usually play. I'm sitting home with a heart on like it was my prom night. I know it's coming because I've watched enough fucking hockey. And sure enough, third period, to sum it up, there was over a close to 150 penalty minutes in the game last night.

There was a ton in the first period, but there were faggy penalties, tripping, slash, you know, shit like that. There was a ton of those. That was just bad hockey. But then Florida said Florida said oh you want to fuck with us and yeah so here's here's here's what I'll just show you that what what happened with a I don't know a couple minutes left in the game and and it just finally boiled over and the gloves literally came off and the gloves literally came off.

Uh oh, Gilligan, little buddy's gooo! Good night, nurse. Keep your eye on the left of your screen throwing punches Keep your eye on the left of the screen those two guys. They're gonna dance for about another minute If it's still going out with nurse, I mean if you're a guy and you like sports, what do you go? No, I'm gonna put on fucking PBS Number nine is what the best hockey player on the ice in the series and he's a tough one look at nurse who's a black guy who guessed he could fight and So can this guy Gadjavich hey take that there sunshine. How about this?

Boom think it up stand why you I ain't ballin' thinkin' upstairs. Why you? A nurse with an uppercut. What other sport can you do this without being tossed? And I went to bed with an erection so I tried to wake the wife, not interested. Isn't that tremendous? On top of great hockey, I mean, Conor McDavid is the greatest hockey player in the world and they didn't even blast

five minutes uh... i think at mcdonnell best guys off the ice because everybody was getting at that point the refs if it's under ten minutes what they do is that handed out ten-minute misconducts in other words you got just a calm shit that otherwise would go on told you know three in the morning why there's a problem with that i don't know anyways that's that and uh...'t know. Anyways, that's that. And if you're not watching that sport and you're watching soccer, you should check

your pants. Think you're running Spanish nuts. Anyways, let's get to the LA. Once again, California, honestly, God, I've been saying this since I was six. No, I haven't. But I lived in LA. And I could take it or leave it, but I just would never live there permanently. And that was before it was going downhill. Anyways, you know with shit's going on, that people are interfering with ICE. I can see why they're doing it, because apparently people

in California voted for rapists and illegals and murderers to be on their streets they think that's good that's freedom to the left west coast stupid i call it didn't that they always lead the league uh... he is a brother uh... i just found on the internet laying out beautifully and uh... he i mean he's like a poet here

someone asked me if I support the protests that are going on in LA. I 100% do. Please keep going. Burn down your own backyard if you must. You know why? Because this, this right here is the greatest campaign ad that this side never had to pay for.

Y'all motherfuckers out there in Los Angeles throwing a full-bone fucking tantrum. Like y'all just crawled out the Rio Grande, screaming death to America. In a country that gave you the fucking freedom to do that shit. You were born on Casa Permanente in Burbank. Stop it. I support you know chapel You're Chris from Pasadena. You ain't cartel born

You were target born with a Costco membership by age 5 half you motherfuckers protesting ain't even Mexican Mexican You're American with Mexican heritage and a tattoo of the Virgin Mary you got on a Vegas bender. Don't get it twisted I respect the heritage but flying a foreign flag while shitting on the country that gave you the fucking freedom to do it that's not pride you don't even go to fucking Mexico unless this for spring break and cancun with a passport you got a lot of white kids stuff and you won't go live there why cuz you like your door dash your 7-elevens your air conditioning your freedom to scream dumb shit without a cartel rolling up on your motherfucking ass and let's be honest ain't nobody screaming death to Mexico while flying an American flag

through Guadalajara. You know why? Because that's how you end up in a back alley starring in Cartel TikTok Season 3. Meanwhile, the rest of America is sitting back watching you block freeways during rush hour destroying businesses, wearing $300 fucking Jordans, screaming about injustice in the city with the most social programs and diversity hires in the fucking country. Y'all are the political version of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a fucking Prius because you're mad about gas prices. So listen I'm not mad you're passionate, I'm mad you're dumb and your dumb-ass

behavior is helping the other side more than a Trump rally in Texas with free brisket. Every time y'all riot, loot, tearing up your own shit, you're just birthing another red voter. So yeah, I support the protest. Keep fucking going. Keep flying flags of countries you ain't got the fucking balls to move to and shitting on the system that literally gives you the right to shit on it.

All right. All right. That's fucking beautiful. If I'm Trump, I have him at the next state of the union and I go, you're gonna give the first half, I'll do the second half. Did he just not sum that up like it was James Joyce or Dr. Seuss? Name a great author.

That brother just summed up the idiocy of the left and the ICE protest as like Edgar Allen Poe Boy. What? Oh, God. Honest to God, fellow, maybe we should trace him down. I like that. That guy, you don't just riff like that. Trust me.

He thought that guy can write. And it's pissing me off. I used to do that myself. Anyways, Newsom's making a total ass of himself. That's the headline here as his state crumbles. Gavin Newsom, I love how they put a D after his name. Well, thanks for clearing that up. Could have sworn he was a red pill. Anyways, announced his plans. Listen to this, because this is what lefties do. They can't fist fight. And when they do, they do it dirty. They have go to a court because they're bitches he plans to sue the Trump administration for illegally acting

to federalize the National Guard by the way if you're familiar with Article 2 in the fucking Constitution Trump's doing he's got every right to do what he's doing to contain the Los Angeles anti deportation riots accusing defense secretary Pete Hegseth of being in over his head when asked by left-wing YouTuber Brian Taylor Cohen, how can you be a left-winger? How can you fuckers be a, look at what's going on, because you voted for that shit for years. How can you look at that and go, I'm with it? Then get the fuck out of my country? Sucker of Satan's cock. YouTuber Brian Taylor Cohen, if he asked the douchebag Newsom if he has any confidence that Hegseth will be as principled as the

Biden guy was. So Newsom being the pompous ass says this. Do you have any confidence that Pete Hegseth will be as principled as Mark Esper was? Pete Hegseth's a joke. He's a joke. Pause. Why'd you fart fucking mouth? He's saying this, this is yesterday. As Los Angeles is burning down behind him, his state is collapsing.

You know? He's sitting there, he's a joke. After the palisades fire and shit. Dude, you're the joke. To be this far left wing, something must have happened to him. He must have been touched by a fucking farmer in Oklahoma when he was six. I don't know what his fucking beef is. Go ahead, let the fruit cup talk.

Everybody knows it's so in over his head. What an embarrassment. That's this guy's weakness masquerading his strength. I don't even know he masquerades his strength. He's upset. You know why? Pause. He's like a bitch. Pete Hegs of... He used to be known as the pretty one. The queen of the prop. Hegs is prettier and younger than him. That's how much of a bitch he is. You... Pompous! Stuck up! Snot-nosed! English! Giant! I don't know if he's English.

Twerp! Scumbag! Fuckface! Dickhead! Asshole! Wow, that was summed up beautifully. Let him talk some more. I mean, this Hooman guy, these guys, it's just it's the band of Mitzvets.

Yeah. It's, I mean, it really is. This is serious. The people's lives are at stake. He's got nothing. Reputation of the country. Pause! people's lives are at stake because your policies this is what they do ice moves into stop

riots they bring in law and order and then these guys go yet you're causing chaos trumps administration causing chaos we voted for this. He's doing, he's enforcing laws. And you guys are throwing rocks and bricks at the cops and ice and Molotov cocktails and saying it's chaos. Guys driving around on a bike with a Mexican flag, like the black guy said, you don't want, the country the country don't even want to fucking live in it's it's fucking

insane does this jerk off everything else to say to the stake great American cities and states it's not just this is not as a preview for things to come this isn't about LA per se it's about us today you know how well he knows it's a preview for things to come because he's in with Soros and those guys and half these People are paid to riot And it they said it's gonna spread New York's every they're planning it out if you can't see this is staged It's still real people get hurt But yesterday and I heard a cop say they could have used ice could have used lethal force yesterday

The cops say they could have used, ICE could have used lethal force yesterday at least three times but didn't because, you know, apparently we don't want to have another Kent State on our hands. I never really had a problem with Kent State. What do you mean? Google it, okay? At some point, I mean, you're a cop out there. Now, your neck is on the line. So you're supposed to stand there and let a guy throw Molotov cocktail because if you fucking shoot him

It's gonna look bad. I Mean at some point the shit has to hit the fan Does this goo gobbler have anything else to say are you everyone watching tomorrow? I promise you I mean this this guy's unhinged Donald Trump is unhinged right now you mean that the guy that fucking I don't know close to 80 million people voted for who has a mandate to do this shit by the people he's unhinged he's handing you your ass cuz you're a horrible politician okay you're a wormy cut sucker you know that hey let's move on. I didn't

want to hear any more from him. Can you imagine he sits there shitting on Trump? Well, all that stuff's going on. Here's some more video of what's going on. Holy's the cops? Oh, we're outnumbered. Oh, defunding. Still suffering. And they say they're still suffering from that. How much more, if you people, like somebody said, if you don't know who the Democrat party is by now, you fucking deserve to be hit with this in the block. Help us. It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. And you can project it back on me. By the way, men's warehouse is having a Father's Day selfie.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, so anyways, Trump said that Newsom should be arrested. Somebody asked him about Newsom on the way to his, I don't know, the helicopter or a speedboat, whatever, Mannix is his red Corvette. How about Trump? This is why he's the best. If most nine out of ten presidents would walk by pretending the press isn't there, this guy can't get enough of it, which is a blessing. Does he look nervous about what's going on?

I don't know where this guy was made. Honestly, I don't understand how common. He runs towards the press, whether it's good or bad. He's got the confidence. You wonder why he whipped all his competitors when he was in New York City building the Skylines. Even the mob, I've said this before on the show, even Sammy DeBolt said recently, yeah, we couldn't get to him. I fucking. Anyways, here's what he had to say about Tom Homan who's the the czar of

you know ice and immigration said that he wants to you know fuck an arrest nose for me gives him a reason to Trump says this turn it up even up the noise I don't care he's done a terrible job look I like Gavin Newsom he's a nice guy but he's grossly incompetent everybody knows all you have to do is look at the little railroad he's building about a hundred times over budget we're putting a flag pole over there under budget look he still wants to talk people that are causing

professional agitators that that people they should be in jail. Thank you. Thank you. I got to take a dump. Yes, sir. Now, here's a quick synopsis summary of what you need to know that's going on out there. Real quick, court action. California Attorney General Rob Bonta, seen here as the bad guy in a Bond movie and Governor Newsom are asking the court to set aside President Donald Trump's unlawful action, which it's not Fucking I learned that on Judge Judy of federalizing the California National Guard amid protests in Los Angeles

So that's that lawsuit again all it takes is an activist judge, which it seems like every time they go in front of a judge, it's a lefty, but I think the Constitution might even overrule that. I don't know how it works. I went to DeVry. Oh, fucking bitch. More troops. The U.S. Northern Command announced today it has activated, meaning yesterday, about 700 Marines to help protect federal personnel and property in the Los Angeles area. The agency said that in a statement. They will join 300 National Guard troops so far on the ground after Trump activated 2,000 Guard members over the weekend and he's activated another 2,000. I think I read this

morning. On the ground the situation in Los'angeles has calmed down after what a county official called probably one of the most volatile nights in the city. CNN witnessed police using flashbangs and tear gas to disperse crowds. Yes. Do you know they were calling, maybe not CNN this time, but other left wing were calling again, they said they used the term peaceful. Mostly peaceful, they said it again. I think it was a local ABC affiliate that said it was just people standing around enjoying watching a flaming car.

Yeah, exactly, exactly, they're making s'mores. As well as protesters setting self-driving cars on fire, which I'm all for. I love driving, personally. I just bought a new car. I circled my house last night for an hour just to drive my car. Wife's banging on the window, get in here.

Shut up, it's only 1 a.m. Anyways, something funny came out of this, unless you're the guy that it happened to. A New York Post reporter and by the way that paper is is on the trickling towards almost liberal it's making me sick to my stomach when I read it anyways a guy for the post a reporter but well the headline that's gonna leave a mark a harrowing footage captured the moment California police shot a New York Post that's what the cops do don't shoot the fuck a Mexican with the flag throw Molotov's

That report a bad mouth me in the paper on Tuesday It caught the moment a police shot a New York Post photographer in the head with a rubber bullet during Los Angeles's violent protest Sunday I don't know why more rubber bullets aren't used by ICE and can't somebody make a taser that can reach 300 yards too? Anything funny than watching somebody being tased? It's almost as fun as watching like Mitch McConnell having a stroke on TV Remember Mitch just got quiet and he looked into the camera.

It was like a baby shitting his pants. Dallas knows. Toby Canham. Have you had Canham on Easter? Tony Canham, who was on assignment for the Post and standing just off the 101 freeway. That could have happened when I lived out there. Fuck it. 101. At an elevated level was filming video of the chaos between cops and rioters when a California Highway Patrol officer

suddenly turned his weapon toward him. Probably just wanted to see if the gun was still working. And fired from about a hundred yards. I gotta say the guy was deadly with a rubber bullet. you know he looked at the post guys Don't you move you mother fucker, I'll blow your brains out well you're not gonna blow it out with a rubber bullet I'll explain why they're dangerous anyways that looks like a hickey I got in college

on the forehead a girl was she was legally blind she thought that was my neck canned ham, who was wearing his press pass, was struck in the forehead and quickly fell to the ground according to the disturbing footage he captured. So he captured this on camera himself. We're gonna show you in real time, but stay with it, because when it ends, they'll show it in slow motion and you can see the rubber bullet,

which I didn't realize was so big. Looked like a softball coming at him but check this up I get the fucking head shot in the head I just got shot in the head I just took a shot in the head. Watch. See the cop pointing the gun right in the middle of your screen? Watch this coming right at you. Look at it.

Bang. The veteran photographer who served in the British Army and is based out of LA spent Monday at the hospital for whiplash, Jesus, and neck pain. He was left with a giant bruise on his forehead. It's a real shame. Just tell him it's a birthmark. I completely understand being in the position where you could get injured, but at the same time there was no justification for even aiming the rifle at me, he said, and pulling the the trigger so I'm a bit pissed off about that to be honest canham said nothing he could he said noting he could have lost an eye or some teeth and let me just say on a more serious note the last World Series of Red Sox won I think

it was the game I was at 20 no no no that was 20 yeah 20 I wasn't at that the last one was 2018 I don't know if it no that was 20 yeah 20 I wasn't at that the last one was 2018 I don't know if it was that one of the world series but anyways at the celebration I think it was 2018 you know there was a little bit of rioting going on celebration a Boston cop shot at a girl rubbed a bullet in the eye and it killed her so what I'm trying to say with this story is guys are tougher than girls. Let's move on. No.

That's horrible. But don't you think they should use rubber bullets and stuff like that, Della? Anything? Hey, boys and girls, if you want to support my show, you go to my website nickdip.com and you can buy all kinds of merchandise. Look at that. Nick DiPaolo brassiers, training bras, those aren't right. We got the vibrators, the crutches,

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Look at that. What's the, is that a red, that's a strap, right? Yeah, a strap. Okay, I didn't think they, I thought he had open heart surgery. Just letting him bleed out? And any time, yeah, exactly. Anytime I see a dog with that muzzle on, I like to get right up close and pull it off. A family dog named Zeus summoned the strength of his namesake.

OK, take it easy, Greek pathology lover. And managed to escape the literal jaws. Hey, somebody use the word literal, right? You know who fucked that word up? The Kardashians. I literally had 7, thousand pounds on my shoulders uh... plastic surgery shot it yet dumb hole uh... anyways literally escaped the jaws of death when an alligator

dragged him from his backyard into a nearby pond the dog on and here's the alligator laughing his balls off after he did the dirty deed, going, yeah, look at him smiling. He's fucking rubbing it in. He's just being an alligator. And I'm dead serious about this.

As I get older, when I was young, I'd go, kill that bugger. But as you get older, you go, oh, wait a minute. Everybody has a place in there. And the dog was doing it. He was being a dog. He heard some noise. And I love German shepherds. Igin love them especially when they're on a leash in 1955 in Selma what I'm kidding but don't you love a German shepard Anthony Comey you just

bought a dog and it looks like a baby German shots the fucking cutest thing anyways the vet told us the Gator had just missed his jugular. It looked like Zeus' entire head had been in the gator's mouth. The fact that he made it out alive is nothing short of a miracle, the family wrote in a GoFundMe post. Wait a minute. Don't start with that shit. All right? You got money. You got a German ship and you got a pond in your backyard. Not sending you fucking money. Everybody now. Fucking black kid. Remember? Stabbed a white kid to death. He's got like a half mil. Because we know how. Anyways. I might send this kid 11, 12 cents. Even the vet said, I don't know how he survived.

Zeus, a German shepherd, now living in East Berlin, heard a noise on the night of June 2nd and scooted through his doggy door out of his home in Wesley Chapel, Florida to investigate, and that's what dogs do, right? In an instant, shut up. in an instant shut up in an instant an alligator came crashing through their backyard fence holding an AK-47 and a red bandana he snapped Zeus and dragged him into the pond

not so tough now huh the? Sprach in German. The family watched in horror as Zeus struggled while the alligator thrashed with a German shepherd's head in his mouth. I can picture my dad would have done the same thing. And my dad loved, you know, he loved his animals, but he put it in perspective. He would watch that and go, I'm not going to fucking lose a hand for this stupid thing. I remember we had a German shepherd named Schultz. I called him Schultz.

And we had him for years. And he, one day he comes down, me and my father outside work on the yard, and here he comes. He'd been missing for like six days. Here he comes down our street, and his hind legs are all fucked up. And he saw a dragon dragging and he was bleeding from his ass and shit. He was on his way out, right? And he like almost collapsed in the yard. And then he died. My father's picking him up. He goes, I'm going to get rid of this fucking thing. Yet he loved the dog. You know what I mean? But that made me laugh. I go you're a fucking sick, Guinea

Anyways finally Zeus managed to escape the beast and the alligator swam off laughing his fucking dinosaur balls off That's why you love alligators and crocodiles those fuckers think they literally been around millions of years right That's a dinosaur i wish they could fly i would buy one in a second you know and they could land on your bank the family had taken a video of the uh... scaly culprit he watch a mouth

early in the day when the gated been lurking along the banks of the pond well i don't want to be a dick here, family. But if he was lurking, I would have locked the doggy door. You know, but that's just me being a puss. Meanwhile, Zeus is slowly, slowly but surely recovering according to the family. He's look at this. He sustained a fractured jaw puncture wounds and the vet

needed to manually realign his jaw and wire together I mean it's the same shit they had to do to Pete Diddy's girlfriend a couple years ago after a date night he's on a liquid diet the dogs on a liquid diet what do you do put Alpo in a food processor with some milk with a syringe until he is another surgery in about eight weeks boy he got fucked up he also needs to wear a muzzle for at least another month and my wife saw that she was those are uncomfortable My wife saw that, she goes, those are uncomfortable. Let's move on, okay? I tell you fucks, no kids.

Chinese delivery is the headline. Chinese researcher allegedly tried to smug biological materials into the United States from Wuhan and lied to the feds about the secret of escape. Imagine if Trump wasn't in office. Imagine Kamala reading this. She'd go, how can we help them out? You know. They're trying to fucking kill us at around the clock, whether it's hacking into the shit. Jingchuan Han, there he is, the Chinese Billy Crystal. Chakhan Wan was arrested Sunday after landing at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport on a flight

from Shanghai according to our charging documents. She was charged, that's not her, that's Billy Crystal, she was charged with smuggling goods into the United States and making false statements like this. Somebody try to walk out on the bill. Han is the third Chinese scientist to be charged with smuggling illegal, the third one, biological materials into Michigan in recent weeks. Yunqing, I don't know, wouldn't that be a reason to put him on a list? I don't mean just these people. I mean all of China for right now. I'm serious. Yingqing Jian, 33, and her boyfriend, Zeng Yonglu, look at him, pencil, he's the Adam Schiff of Shanghai,

pencil neck, were caught last year allegedly trying to smuggle samples of a dangerous crop killing fungus into the United States, the FBI said. Jian, a Communist Party loyalist, let him come to school. Oh, that's her, by the way. And lab researcher at the University of Michigan who received Chinese government funding for her work was charged last week in a plot,

in a plot the national security inside is called an attack on the u s food supply that's how i felt about their brown rice actually like to you right now kill the i'm ready at kill me all kind of talk to chopstick i shot up your hands uh... show chopstick come over here talk to me in the play as a little bit i like how they had to i thought about it. He goes, two chopsticks?

Upon Han's arrival to the United States, a border officer discovered Han sent four packages that contained biological material related to roundworms from China. When the FBI and Homeland Security investigation grilled Han, have you had the grilled Han? She admitted to shipping the biological materials to the lab from her research as a Ph.D. student from the College of Life Science and Technology and Hsu-Hsuan University of Science and Technology. I returned punch for them when I was in... and Wuhan. Investigators also discovered that Han deleted the content of her electronic devices three days before she landed in the US.

That doesn't look too, but do you understand? So they're trying to bring shit over here to kill our crops, to fuck up our food supply. They're buying farmland. I know Trump put a stop to it. Do you see it, folks? Even a retard like me can see. They 24-7 China, around the clock,

they want world domination. They like the Muslims. They play the long game. Maybe we could get those two to get in a fight together. That would be funny. Little 4 foot 11 guys against women wrapped up like burn victims. Oh, it would be great. Anyways let's move on. Kiss and make up, fellas. Excuse me. Is this the final story? I've been ripping through this shit. Final story tonight, boys and girls. And again, thank you for making the first day hugely successful. Kiss and make up, fellas. The hostile public feud between SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk and President Donald Trump may be losing some steam. You know it's funny they show this right?

They're not even fighting it. That's when they were getting along. You know Trump was going you did blow I see it and they're laughing about it. While Musk and Trump traded harsh barbs Thursday just after Musk's departure serving as a special government employee spearheading the Department of Government, efficiently doge, the tech mogul, and that's what they started to beef about. Trump's trying to pass his big, beautiful bill,

and it would sense, and you know, spending through the roof again. So I think he kind of played Elon a little bit, right? Anyways, so Elon commented on that and that triggered the two huge egos and they get, and I said this last week, I said they'll be friends again. Because what we're facing is bigger than this. And you wouldn't come over to help Trump if you didn't believe what you know I mean the tech mogul appeared to extend an olive branch to the Trump administration and Trump said I don't like olives don't like olives never did hey that was pretty good Dallas that was fucking pretty good limited that mosquitoes right mosquitoes amid immigration raid protests in LA

over the weekend so Elon saw the shit what's raid protests in LA over the weekend. So Elon saw the shit what's going down in LA. Because he has a brain and believes again what Trump's doing. And the other thing, if you go, well, Trump is spending, yes, can I just say something about that? And the great Bill Hicks said this about 25 years ago on a CD.

He goes, the budget's fake. It's all fake. And I've been hearing how this country's going to crash and burn because of the deficit since I was in about 10th grade. So I don't know what to believe anymore. And I remember Dennis Mellow, I said it, that about five other comics said it.

OK, come get it, whoever whoever we owe come fucking get it. I Think that might be the mentality behind this Because I've been hearing it for 30 years now It's gonna come do it's like Al Gore going you know what Miami's gonna be underwater by 1999 suck a dick Well, I think France needs to pay us back first Dallas. Nobody cares what you think now listen Wait, what did frant wait? What about good? Oh cuz we saved them you mean? Yeah Fucking frogs Frenchmen. I can say that I'm half German mutt

must share a Musk shared a true social post from Trump Sunday You got that folks? Trump put this on his social, truth social, and then Elon being very good with computers and how to share it. Regarding the riots that broke up Friday, signaling some endorsement of Trump administration

handling of the situation in Los Angeles. Governor Gavin Newscombe and Mayor Bass, this is Trump's statement, right, should apologize to the people of Los Angeles for, first of all, this is why I love Trump, because he says, we showed the clip earlier, I like him, he's a good guy. I mean, frankly, I got no problem.

Newscombe, Yeah. That's the salesman. You just tell people, I like him, I don't have a problem with them and you're full of shit. You want to claw his eyes out behind. Anyways, absolutely horrible job they've done and this now includes the ongoing LA riots. Trump said that late Sunday in the post that Musk shared. These are not protestors. They are troublemakers and insurrectionists, he said. You are correct, sir.

Additionally, Musk also reposted one of Vice President J.D. Vance's posts on X about the riots. This is all good, and like I said, this is a white culture thing, folks. Okay, like I just told you, white hockey players, they can beat the fuck out of each other and then go out for a beer after the game, or maybe after a couple seasons. But yes, it's, it's, I don't see a king in Africa fighting another king and then going, you know, Nick, why do you get to bring that into it? Because I felt like it's my show, kiss my white ass. This moment calls for decisive leadership, Vance said, sharing a screenshot of a post from Trump about how his administration would address the riots.

And Vance, who I love, by the way, I think he'd make a, him and Roe Biel should be the next, the president will not tolerate rioting and violence. Do you understand that, boys and girls? So I think that's good notes. I think we all, when I say we all, on the right, would like to see Mr. Trump and Musk get back together. Somebody said, Musk might start supporting the Dems financially.

I don't think that's going to happen. But then again, what do I know? I'm a 2.5 marketing major, University of Maine. Hey, that's it for the show, boys and girls. The live lineup starts tomorrow, right? 9 a.m. Eastern with Graham Allen's show, Dear America, kicking off a full day of live streams. I'll see you guys right here tomorrow I believe at 6 p.m. okay big successful day I think and I thank you again for it okay so you guys think and I'll say it you're very welcome see you back here tomorrow.

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