The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gov. Sherrill Putting PPL In Peril | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1949

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about College Football W1, Sherrill Putting Her People In Peril, Racer Saves Racer, Florida Man Beaten, A Croc Attack, Liberal Judges and Navy SEAL Mine Sweep! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

Still mad about him dying. Still mad about that guy dying. Just physical comedy. There was no one fucking, because he was actually athletic as big as he was. And God did that fucking make me sad. That first sketch I saw him on SNL. It was his first ever episode.

He was like a background play. It was like at school. He's in a classroom. and the teachers talk and just his, my eyes went right to him. There's like six people playing students and he had this crazy energy. His fucking hair was all over the,

he hadn't said anything yet. And I'm going, who the fuck? Oh, God damn it. Why couldn't it have been fucking, I don't know, Kathleen Madigan or some other, I'm a funny whore. Kathleen, just kidding. I know you're terrific comic.

Go home, Richie. Stumbled over a fucking scene in the episode. Go on through a TikTok. looking for shit and stumbled over Christopher and Polly Walnuts in a van an abandoned van in the woods and like freezing temperatures and fucking Christopher's like, Paulie's like what do you say to me? Hey, hey, don't get fucking wise to me kid. Christopher's like, listen Paulie, captain or no captain. We're just two fucking assholes lost in the woods. Next thing you know, he's outside the van. Christopher's got a gun to his head. He goes, I'll fucking do it, Polly. You know, and I'll

run, you know how fast I am. And then he starts to laugh. Oh my God. God, the show makes me tear up. And then Johnny Sack fucking pissed off because somebody made a joke about his wife having a 90 pound mole on her ass removed. And he's trying to get fucking Ralph whacked.

That's who said. So Johnny Sack goes to Carmine. I want him clipped. He goes, for that? No, I don't. He goes, well, my words. It's no good. Not if you want him clipped, it's not. I'll whack him good. I'll whack him. I'll tax him.

$250,000. $250,000. And what, he gets the fucker for a million? Carmichols, he wants the fucker? It's like Laurel and Hardy over there. Oh, my God. How are you, folks. Welcome to the top of the fucking fucking thing, whatever. Show, folks, if you are watching on some other network like ABC. some other platform. Want to watch the full show? Click the link in the description below. All full episodes of my show

are always streaming live at 6 p.m. and free on Rumble. And if you want it ad free, you go to Rumble premium sign up for that. Today I'll be talking about, we'll start with a little college football. We won't drown you.

But I didn't see a bad game. It was a couple blowouts. I just happened to pick the five that ended in the last five. Michigan, we'll talk about that. Oh, my God. It was like, we'll talk about it. it. Then you got the

broad who's the governor of New Jersey Cheryl. She's putting people in peril getting people killed with her. You know, her northeastern fucking we're a sanctuary city horse shit. I'm telling you, if it was one of my relatives, you'd be a dead bitch. Or your kids would.

Because that's how guineas do it. Can't get to you? We'll take one of your kids. If I'm going to hell, I'm going to hell. Anyways, we get a crocodile attack on tape. Oh my God, it's just, it makes me hard. Is that wrong?

And we get some footage, not footage, but we're going to tell you how Navy Seals and, you know, Army, Marines, how they sweep the fucking Hormu straight for mines. Imagine having that job? It's like hanging out with her wife on the rag. Listen, Andy. Weekend, what did you do, Dallas? Anything you went to, took the kid, Dallas is a good dad. Took his kid to the beach, let the wife have some time off.

I saw her down in the park with a black guy. Listen. That was pretty much it. Hanging out with a kid. Oh, I thought I meant the black guy. Let Gianna rest. What is she doing, please? She's laying around the house.

I don't know how they do it. Growing another human. I don't know how they fuck. They grow it and then, yeah, fuck. And then have to watch it every second? I don't. I can't. I won't.

Anyways, I made jerk chicken. If we ever do another bitch and kitchen, that's up next. mother of it. Here's why it's great. Andy can't eat it. It's too fucking hot. So I had four quarters. Chicken quarters.

You know what that is? The fucking leg, you know, the fucking leg with the fucking breast side of the. You know what I mean? Oh my God. Seven haban arrow peppers in it. Haban arrow will burn your, Habanaro is just never disappoints. They like poison.

I love them. Blender? I got up. this off of friggin, you know who, Guy Fieri's old show. Went to some place called the, I still remember it, the, um, the jerk hut. I think it was in Philly. And there's a real Jamaican guy in the kitchen who could barely speak. And, uh, got a blender.

He throws in 12. I'm making it just for me. So I use four, habanaro peppers. A bunch of fresh time, like eight cloves of garlic, a little bit of brown sugar. Um, um, What am I forgetting? There's about nine other ingredients in there. I can't fucking remember.

A little bit of oil. Anyways, it makes this brown paste. Your eyes are watering when you take the lid off the frickin' and then you just, I put on rubber gloves and I'm rubbing the chicken with it. I stuck the shit under the skin. What the fuck else is in it? What am I forgetting?

It's got everything in it. But it's that the island is do a great job of sweet. and hot, which is a great combination. Killer. And you would think with all the brown, not a lot, a couple tables of brown, you'd think it would burn. I remember cooking it on the grill when we lived in New York outside.

And I was like, oh, this is going to turn black. It didn't. It cooked beautifully. And I did it in the oven this time because it's too hot to fucking go. And holy moly. My asshole is suing me today. You know, we have a cease and desist. I got the order.

We get a restaurant right across the street to jerk. Oh, here? In Garden City? Right over there. Yeah, I won't go over there. It's Garden City run by Mexicans. That's how it is actually in New York or anywhere else. Ever go to a pizza joint in New York and you look on the back?

It looks like fucking El Chapo and his cousins are making your pizza. And it's still delicious. It's the recipe, folks. Oh, my God, is it fucking good, Dallas? Holy moly. and I'm selfish I hate it all teeth

got the teeth coming Thursday don't have the teeth coming I have to go to the get the post put in I went there and met with him he goes over a plan I just keep nodding my head because about three minutes

into it he lost me and I go home and I compare it to the first plan and I go wait a minute it's about six grand more here what's has anything fucking easy in life

Anything easy. Anyways, I got to get a post in the front. Two posts, because I don't have enough bone. He already put bone in one. And then back here, he was going to put two posts. Tooth number three. It's not your wisdom. It's not the next one, but the next one is cracked.

So I said, just fucking yank it. You can't see it when I smile. I don't want you to put anything in there. But fill the gaps. Here's your teeth number, folks. you got eight seven six is that one I get dangling

by itself five four so I get I get six so that's seven and eight are missing that's one front tooth so it's nine and eight in the front so eight seven six

so I got that number six there I got a gap behind it and a gap in front of you know anyways he's shown me x-rays my sinuses I'm like Jesus H honest to God, folks Get hit by a bus when you're 55 You'll be happy as a pig and shit

Hi, I'm Tony Robbins I guess that's about it Red Sox, what do they do? Oh, they didn't lose a game over the weekend And last night 5 and 0 I don't know what to tell you folks They go into Baltimore

It's kind of a big series Because if we lost all four Baltimore would only be like a game behind us and whatever the fuck. We put them asleep, four straight, with scary pitching and guys stepping up that you've never heard of.

If I showed you this fucking lineup compared to day one, right? And without our ace, who's getting healthy, he's throwing a rehab game. You guys are in deep shit the rest of the world.

I'm just telling you. Anyways, don't get too cocky. You got to go to New York. I know. They knocked us out last year. You guys don't care about that. I don't blame you. Yeah, the teeth,

though, oh, by the way, with the teeth. So I'm having that done on Thursday. And it's going to be fucked up for a while. So Monday, I think I'm taking Monday off. I'm planning by year, but I ask the doctor and he's, you know, I go, I talk for a living. He goes, yeah, I don't know about money.

But anyways, Tuesday, we got Alex Stein. I'll try to keep him for, you know, at least 45 minutes. But he's always a fucking hoot. He's crazy, man. Fine. See if you did. Not now, but look for the latest shit he did. You know, he did. Just put latest. I'll go to his website and show him mixing it up for a few minutes. It'll kill some time, too. All right. So, yeah, that, anything else? Let's get to college football real quick. I don't want to, again, I don't want to, I just getting nervous. I don't know how many people are sports. You're conservative. So most of theies, I know you like college football. Something like that. that, right? You're not watching curling a sock,

you fucking faggots, are you? Anyways, real quick, top 20, 25, how they did. Number one, Ohio, oh, you did this, very nice. Number one, Ohio, 56, ball state, three, that's expected. Number two, Oregon, 34, Boise State 27. I didn't see any bad, I watched that one. All of them were really good. Georgia, 63, Tennessee State 3, that's what you're supposed to do. Some of these are what they call, what do we, huh?

Cupcakes, yes. Cupcakes, really gay cupcakes with a dick instead of a candle. Number five, Texas, 59. Texas State 7. Watch out for Texas, by the way. Indiana, who nobody, again, they won it all last year, went undefeated and they got them ranked sixth. North Texas was, weren't they good last year?

North Texas was ranked last year. Indiana beat him 52 to 16. I think this Kurt Signetti, whatever his name is, is a fucking genius. Miami number 7, 45, Stanford, 6, Texas A.m., number 8, 50, Missouri, nothing. Missouri ain't nothing. I mean, that's not a weak program. Number 10, Oklahoma, 51, U-TEP, nothing.

Number 11, LSU, 51, Clemson, 10. Watch out for LSU every year, and do they put a herd on Clemson? Number 12, Texas Tech 33. Abilene Christian. 10, Abling Christian. Sounds like a makeup company. Get it? Somebody?

Folks. That's what I do now, and I don't get a laugh in the crowd. Like Richie Appriel, leaving the card game. Number 13, Alabama, 48, East Carolina, 10. Number 14, USC, 39. Fresno State. Stop playing them. Nothing.

Number 14, BYU, 63, Utah Tech 7. Michigan, number 16. 13, West of Michigan, 12. Let's talk about this right now. even though I'd talk about the rest of the scores. I will. Number 18, Penn State, 45, Marshall. Nothing. SMU, number 19, beat Florida State. This poor coach is going to get his ass kick.

27, 24. Number 20, Tech, Tennessee, kicked Furman's ass. Furman is one guy named Mickey Furman. 56 to 9. Number 21, Utah, 66, Idaho, 14. 23, Houston, 33 to 20 over Oregon State. and number 25, did we already do Missouri? That was one of the other Missouri schools, like Missouri Tech or something.

Oh, all right. Missouri 54, Arkansas, Prime Bluff 14. Anyways, the Michigan game. They're playing Western Michigan, which is a Mac Conference team. It's still 1A or what they call FBS. But they were a 28-point underdog.

That's four touchdown underdog. At Michigan, opening day, in the big house, that place holds 116,000. Can you imagine going there anytime, whether your Ohio State, it's a brutal place to, hold on, folks. It's a brutal place to try to win a game. Anyway, so they are underdogs by four touchdowns.

Anyways, comes down to the last fucking play at a game. Michigan, they're losing. Michigan's losing by, I don't know, whatever. put it this way Michigan the score was 12 to 7 7 7

12 to they just kicked a bunch of field goals yeah that's right 12 to 7 Michigan fucking 9 seconds up on a clock quarterback scrambling he's at midfield

throws a bomb throws it way out of the end zone game over West of Michigan's bench is going crazy high five and they're on the field it's with the biggest up set and years since Appalachia State did it to Michigan.

Absolutely right. And anyways, so it's like, oh my God. All of a sudden, the refs are huddling up, and they come back after a five-minute discussion and go, will the official score put one second left on the clock? This is where I go. Somebody get me the number to the Gambino family. There's definitely somebody making a call. they put one second back on the clock

and I will never understand this as far as my you get two clocks you get the game clock and then the fucking refs have their own clocks on the thing I think that's the only clocks right anyways according to the refs after they watched the replay

when the guy knocked it down he was out of bounds the guy for Michigan Western Western Michigan and they said when it touched his hand one second was left and many of the a dead ball, so one seconds left.

So Michigan comes back up. They're still at midfield, like, or maybe a little past that. Guy scrambling around, throws it up for a Hail Mary to the end zone. Some white kid named Buchanan out leaps like four brothers. This kid must have been a hoop player, goes up in a crowd, I mean, makes the catch of the century, and Weston, Michigan loses. It reminded me you guys are too young, but I've talked about it on the show. The Olympics, I don't know if it was 1980 or in the 70s, I think it might have been 80, in Moscow or somewhere in Russia, USA team against Russia.

We win by a point or two, a point. We're jumping around the gold medal. It was the gold medal game. All of a sudden you see like some guy in a business suit fucking talking to the officials. Might as well have been Putin. And they put one second back on the clock. But nobody knows why. Russia involves a guy lays it up and then we lose.

They win the gold medal. It was the most crooked thing you have ever. It just summed up life to me. Fucking insane. And USA was so pissed about that. They didn't show up for their silver medals. And I don't blame them. They're like, fuck you.

And Russia's like, fuck you. We weren't. That's what that reminded me of. You know? And then the officials, after the game, I went online and there's officials, actual officials, who called into some sports talk shows saying, what a bunch of garbage that was. So I got Western Michigan, God bless you. You won that game.

All right, let's get to it. Cheryl putting people in peril. That's Cheryl, S-H-E-R-R-I-L. She's the governor. Have we not learned lessons about female politicians? Nick, what do you mean by that? Well, Keith Jackson was supposed to say this before I talked about football. The hyperbole is done.

Now we can finally play the game. Goodbye. Anyways, sanctuary policies are leading to dangerous situations by making it harder for ice to do its job. Really, Republican critics argued after an illegal immigrant fled agents and crashed on a major New Jersey highway, injuring, get this, the wife of a Democrat mayor. Oh, now it's hitting home. The Wednesday crash is fueling a renewed fight over New Jersey's limits on cooperation between local police and federal immigration authorities.

They're one of the states that won't let the locals cooperate with the feds. You know, to make our streets safer, how much more evidence you need to know that one party hates your guts. You know, it's the same one that lets rapists and murders on the street four years later. Jesus, H. H is for Hank, I heard. I don't know if that's true. It's in Deuteronomy. What's Deuteronomy? I don't even know what that is. It's Deuteronomy, D-U-D-E. Jesus hangs out with a bunch of, well, apostles, dudes. Republicans are arguing Cheryl's approval of the trust directive creates public safety risk by limiting the ability of ICE to work with police officers. How can you argue that and still get votes? Here's assemblymen Paul Kinetra from New Jersey.

This is just the latest in a long line of traffic incidents and vehicular incidents. Nice lamp. That wouldn't occur if New Jersey didn't have our sanctuary status that got codified as soon as as Governor Cheryl came into office. And we all fought against it. We told them that this would create chaos. And it seems like Democrats are in. able to take accountability for their own... You are correct, sir. They're not able to, yeah.

They won't take accountability for their stupid. What does that tell you, folks? Between women being raped and killed by illegals, people killed by drunk drivers who shouldn't be here, and they just ignore it. So what's the goal there? Do you understand they need

every illegal immigrant, everybody for votes in the future? Do you understand that's the whole fucking thing? But you key vote, not you guys, I know you don't. Please, please, God, if you exist, let them die in a house fire. By house fire, I mean the house

as opposed to the Senate, an actual house fire. You know what I'm saying? With just the Dems in it. Anyways, you're kind of reap what you sow, he said, adding that at least two people in his district have been killed in incidents connected to illegal immigrants behind the wheel. Where is the

I'm waiting for that one family that goes, I'm waiting for that one family. I guess they have to be a thousand percent Italian and a Sicilian to take the law in their own hands after they lose a family member. Kenitra also pointed to a separate case in his county in which an illegal immigrant allegedly drove a vehicle into a family outside a kosher supermarket, killing an infant and ruining, like three Rubin sandwiches. And action. Wednesday's crash shot an illegal immigrant flee a targeted ice operation and speed off. The suspect collided with a Tesla in North Brunswick.

I did comedy. If I am anywhere, I haven't been, after running a stoplight. One of the people injured in the other vehicle was the wife of East Brunswick Mayor Brad Cohen. Here is one idiot. What do I get? Idiot D? Oh, Democrat, response to the incident. This Democrat said, today it appears an ice involved car chase.

resulted in an accident involving the wife of the mayor of East Brunswick. Abolish ICE, said Rep. Bonnie Watson, Coleman. That's her. Slash he. I can just tell what party you're in by how I'm looking at you, ma'am slash sir, with your London fog, McGruff the crime dog coat on, fucking Newt Gingrich's haircut in the face of a fucking turtle. Gug, don't judge a book by its cover.

Do you hear what she just said? somebody died because of ice or got hurt because of car act people have died not because of ice because of illegals and her response to that this was an illegal almost killing somebody in a car

her response to that is it's ice is fault I just let that sit in for five minutes so again it's not left right conservative liberal red versus blue it's fucking insane versus sanity October 8th.

Holy goodness. I thought you fooled me. I'll be at hyenas. That's less than a month away. I better stop brushing up. Hyenaes in Dallas, Texas on October 8th. I think it's a Thursday night. Come out and watch the rust

build up to my waist. November 5th, I'll be at the punchline Atlanta on the 6th, the River Casino in Philly and the 7th Soul Joles and Potsdown, PA. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets before they sell out. And while you're there, go to the merchandise page

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Headline, he showed a lot of heart dog. Oh, Nick. Dutch racing driver, Leck Hart. heart tog has been hailed hot dogs here has been hailed uh don't use that as a clip that was stupid as they i can't tell hailed as a hero for stopping on the racing track and helping fellow racer ollie milroy out of a flaming wreck what does that mean it's a gay car a gay club a gay the flaming wreck me and dallas went to this place the flaming wreck the other night Oh, my God.

You know who's a flaming wreck? Richard Simmons was a flaming wreck. Always on the verge of a fucking breakdown. This guy pulled a fellow guy he was raised against out of a burning car. Harttog tried to get Melroy out of the drive-side door, then doused the inferno with extinguisher before freeing his rival from the other side of the car. The incident happened on Saturday in the China G.

T series in Shanghai. Why can I ask you a question? Why can't we all get along? Like China, you know, we all like the same shit. They like break. I mean, it's like what? You know what I mean? When 36-year-old British driver, Aldi Milroy, was part of a multi-car crash in his

Ferrari. Here's a clip of my wife parallel parking. Action. Currently in the wheel is Ayrn-Shinfan. He's got Lutzer-Chen in the 3-26 racing Audi behind him. Then we've got the level of. Oh, oh my goodness. I just love the Brits.

Oh, my goodness, as opposed to an American announcer. What the fuck? I used to do one of my first bits. I probably said this on a show before. As an open micer, this is one of my first bit. Probably the third time was on stage. There was a guy called Jackie Stewart, a race car driver in the 70s. And Ray Car Racing was on Wide World of Sports every other week.

And he was the guy that did the color comment. and he had the English accent. He was a great race car driver himself. But I used to go, you know, people go there to watch the crash, you know. There'd be like an accident. He'd be like, oh, no, this is a tragedy. Look at that car's burning up. I can't believe what happened.

This is one of the worst accidents of it. Let's slow down and take another looking super slow motion. Look at his head pop off like a bubble doll. Anyhow. Now here's the guy getting out of the car and trying to save the dude. Fucking Batmobile. Oh, forgot his phone.

Anyways, you believe, there you go. You got an extinguishing shit. He's taking the car apart. Anyways, props to that guy. Holy. And you survive something like that?

You know, you're strapped in there. Anyways, unable to free Milroy, hot talk, then grabbed the fire extinguish and douse the fire extinguish flames enough so he could then pull his rival out of the car. I owe my life to you, Milroy wrote on social media. Here's what I'm going to do. Walmart's having a special on tires.

Leck Harttog stopped instantly with no flag marshals or fire crews. This is the guy who was in the burning car talking about him. It risked his own life to get me out of the car. I don't remember anything between 30 seconds before the crash and one hour after it. That's fucking. What is that? I get hit by a car as a kid. Same thing. I remember crossing the street and I woke up in the street.

I remember a falling sensation which I turned out was me rolling off the hood of the car. But I was in shock. I woke up, I looked over, my bike was crunched like this and I don't remember, I just remember crossing the street.

One day he says, I will tell our three kids this story and luck will be the biggest superhero in history in their eyes. doubt it, Superman 3 will be coming out next year. Milroy said he broke five ribs as well as his collarbone, hand and finger, a bruised lung. No burns.

Harttog wrote on social media that Milroy had nothing to thank him for, saying he wished anyone else in his position had done the same. Well, they probably would have because there's no black drivers in NASCAR. Let that one sink. That's Nick DePollo special. And that's what made me a podcaster. You know, I mentioned my short story. I haven't to this show, right?

I mentioned it you. I wrote a short story called nine hours. Andy goes, you should call it nine and a half hours. I go, why? Because that was the name of a movie you would then. Okay. Anyways. But I wrote it years ago.

And I've been in kind of a, I don't want to say writer's block, but I can't decide what to write about. But it's been, and I can feel myself, you know, and I know I'm procrastinating from writing when I start cooking. And it's so weird. I said that. And Andy, I said that in L.A. when I was living in L.A.

Andy was reading The World According to Garp. And she goes, I can't believe he just said that. And showed me in that book, I guess he was an artist. I don't know what Garp was. But he would cook when he couldn't create art. Tremendous, isn't it? Okay, I know you all fainted at that fact. Anyways, my point being, I read the story.

It's about 10-11 and it's pretty goddamn funny. It's just describing a comedian from the time he wakes up on the road till showtime and all that time in between. And yes, the actual living through that is boring, but I made it fucking funny because there's a lot to, like looking out the window of my hotel. Literally, there's a dumpster and then the back of a quick mart or whatever the fuck. And there was a Chinese restaurant across the street that I went to that used to be a gas station. And it still looked like a gas station. It was very annoying. Every time I'm trying to eat, every time a car pulled in a parking lot was ding, ding.

Anyways, that's that joke. Let's move on. No! All right. No! In our FLA segment tonight, Ronald Jeffrey Johnson, a 51-year-old man from Fort Lawrence. Florida. I love Fort Laud. I did as a kid. Reportedly was involved in an incident at the Broward Health Medical Center with a cop on August 20.

That could have been my buddy because he was a coward. I'm not coward. Oh my God. Broward. I'm sorry. He was a coward cop. He'd beat up an old guy. No. Noly released Mugshaw reveals the bloody face of the guy mentioned Johnson who allegedly challenged the police officer to a fight inside a hospital. Guessing he won. Oh my God. That looks like Dallas after he played catch with Dimitri. His kid's a little bulldozer.

I physically, the cop said, subdued his intentional aggressive and violent behavior towards me, and he was taken into custody. I guess you subdued him. Holy shit. According to the arrest report, is that not a Florida mugshot? Oh, my God. Johnson, that's the only reason I'm doing the story. I just love that.

He's like, he's got that fucking not again. Every week on this happens to me. Johnson alleged he was yelling at medical staff in the emergency department when an off-duty police officer in full uniform was notified of the alleged disturbance. I observed the defendant yelling at medical staff from the opposite side of the registration desk, causing a breach of peace in the waiting room

and creating fear in the surrounding patients. And it's a white guy. Once Johnson saw the cop, he said, this is what this old guy, look at it. I don't know what's more disturbing, which picture. Any face tattoos? No, you can't judge a book by its, I can't. I can't.

I've never met a dentist or a doctor that had face tattoos. That's coming, I'm sure. Guy has a big tattoo of a molar with a number on it. Once Johnson saw the cop, he said, this is what this old guy says to the cop who was probably 30 years younger than him. I want to fight you.

Johnson reportedly yelled to the cop before charging towards the officer. A physical altercation between me and the defendant ensued, where he initially grabbed me and I subdued him. Johnson reportedly was arrested in 23 on a terroristic threats charge

after he allegedly threatened to attack an individual with a boat paddle at a park in Cave Spring, Georgia. He got out of that one. He said he was doing a little S&M with his girlfriend and just giving a little, you know, may I have another, sir. The threat allegedly occurred

in front of the victim's eight-year-old child. I love when you're the suspect and the victim. In front of his eight-year-old kid. Somebody fucked that guy, ladies. And you know, well, maybe he was good-looking. No, he was. he was never. Those tattoos are from

fifth grade, I guarantee you. Look, he's got a fucking, he's got a mouse under his eye in the good picture. This guy's never

not been in trouble. Great parenting, I'm sure. I had an idea that I wanted to pitch the Comedy Central years ago. Now they don't exist anymore or whatever,

barely. I wanted to do this though. I wanted, it was just a reason for me to interview people and I wanted to go to a cemetery with a bow and arrow

and just shoot it up And wherever tombstone it lands near, we interview. You're like, why? I don't know. It's just a way of, I guarantee you'd find something interesting. And if you did, it's called editing. I thought that would have worked pretty good. They said it was too dangerous.

I said, okay, I'll use a fucking, you know what, grenade. What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Hey, Uber, fuck off. 50% on. Off what? What? I take one.

I've taken 11 Ubers in my life. Jesus H. Let's move on to Crocodile Dundee-licious. There it is. There's a southern rimshaw. Ketting. I know, I keep forgetting the rimcha. Harrowing video shows a crocodile handler,

desperately clinging to, you know, if that's your job, crocodile handler, I guess we shouldn't be shocked if that's how you go. I said that about crocodile Dundee. Everybody's like, oh my God, I can't believe that happened. I go, he wasn't driving a bread truck for a living. What the fuck?

You mean, do you see everyone? Yeah. Yeah. He was teasing. He was teasing fish and game for a living. And they got him. Klinging to the side of a pool as the hulking predator grab crocodiles or alligator. I don't think of it.

Crocodile, maybe because the name sounds meaner than an alligator. Croc. He's got the aggressive CK. Fuck. Anyways, grabbed onto his legs, and that's putting it politely, drags him into the water. This guy was trying to feed the crocodile

like a chicken. That's like going to Popeyes in the park a lot and the bloods are there coming out with a family bucket. The worker was trying to feed the crock of chicken. The crock said it was uncooked. Did not like it,

and he's going to pay. inside an enclosure at Adventure Park in Papua, New Guinea's capital city. Port Moresby. Yeah, we don't need the exact fucking, was it the south Port Moresby or east? On Saturday afternoon, he was attacked this past Saturday after. Just the picture, I go, oh my God. Oh, and he's an older dude. Just trying to feed the piece of shit.

Let's take a look at the video. Look at all the third world is just watching it like it's a movie. It'll help. Imagine that. He was rushed to the hospital after being trapped in the beast jaws for over an hour. 60 minutes of those teeth sinking into your fucking thighs. Here's a picture anyways of the Bengals have to practice. Over an hour, but died from his injuries on Sunday morning because there is no God.

at that and they're always laughing they mock you they mock you look at that and you know what i have no malice towards it thing is just being a crocodile maybe don't put it in enclosure you know what i'm saying why what are you doing i'll feed myself let me go look at that fucker it's smiling see the teeth i'm having the two in the see two and the three in the back i have to get those a post in. Look at he's got hands like a human. Look at his front hands. It's got a wedding ring on it and a watch.

That thing's a trillion years old. That's why I love it. And it's still around. You know what? That makes you a badass. Anyways, he brought the, the guy brought the chicken to the fence and the crocodile attacked the person, tried to bring him into the pool. I witnessed Gibbs Johnson said, according to the

outlet and the crocodile, I smell chicken. I do. Have you done to eat you can't. He was in severe pain, but he couldn't scream. He couldn't speak properly at the time. Well, he had a fucking, he had a fucking 550-pound crocodile sinking his molars into his asshole. It kind of leaves people speechless.

He goes, it was the pain I could see from his eyes. Yeah, but why were you giggling? The only thing I could hear him say was, I haven't done anything wrong. Was he being eaten by a crocodile or yelled that by his wife? Police reportedly shot the reptile. Come on. But for Frank, that's the only way he can free him. I understand that.

But put one in his side. I hate to see things killed that are just minding its own business. With visitors ushered out of the park. I mean, you go into the fucking crocodile cage with a raw chicken. It's like, you know, going up in the woods with a salmon strapped to your balls and honey on your head and being surprised when a big. fucking rapes you anally. John said that he was later told that the man from Western Islands in Northern

Papa, New Guinea, had lost a leg before he was taken to three-mile general hospital by ambulance. He died a couple days later. Can you imagine? So those things, gators and crocs both, can lunge in one movement the whole length of their body. If you have like a 10-foot, 12-foot crock gate or whatever, they can lunge in one motions that far.

I had a fat girlfriend did the same thing. She was from Louis to Maine. No, is that right? A whole... Yeah, that makes sense if you watch one. And Florida, Jesus, don't go golfing down there or take your kids to...

Was it Disney, remember? The little girl was... Good parenting again, but anyways. Let's move on to liberal judges are a growing cancer. Nothing you don't know. excuse me, a federal appeals court ruled that a bond bill international corporation lawfully, lawfully, that means legally fired longtime Sacramento King's announcer, that's a basketball announcer,

Grant Napier, over a 2020 All Lives Matter tweet, upholding a lower court's dismissal of his wrongful termination lawsuit. Why is the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco? That's the end of the question. Why is it in San Francisco? Could you get any more?

And you're like, that's got nothing to do with who sits on the bull fucking shit. Ninth? I want to, I want an investigation before Trump goes on all these judges. They are fucking, the judiciary is the cancer, along with

the media. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, sided with the broadcaster's former employer. In other words, they sided against the announcer. The decision ends for now, a fight that began after Napier lost both his jobs in a single 48-hour stretch during the protest that followed George Floyd's death. And his lawyer was pissed. Check it out.

son of a racial. You're supposed to stand for something. You're supposed to protect people. But instead, you don't fucking murder the I love. People go, he's so over the top. Well, he's a fucking lawyer losing his mind.

And then when he's the blind guy, he's fucking, he plays Crank. Pacino, I mean, Tony Montana. What are he supposed to understate those characters? Come on. The guy was innocent. What are you doing? Can you imagine, though, caught up in that PC bullshit after the George Floyd.

You know, the black guy, remember? Who, by the way, the fucking medical examiner said he had enough fentanyl to kill two people and he had heart condition and Derek Chauvin really didn't kill him. That's really the truth of it. Anyways, former King star, DeMarcus cousins, I'm guessing he's a brother, put the question to Napier on Twitter, now known as X. Thanks. Thank you.

When was this written? Early 40s? This almost sounds like the black guy sitting a white guy. He goes, what's your take on BLM? Napier, off work in May 2020 and watching the protest coverage. He wasn't at work, replied that he was glad to hear from Cousins. Then he wrote, in quotes, all capital letters on Twitter, all lives matter every single one.

And that's what he get fired for. and that's what he got fired for. Do you understand cancel culture? Throw the fucking First Amendment out the window. Bonville employed Napier as a K-THK radio host in the King's Play-by-Play announcer. The company suspended him the next day. It fired him the day after that.

You know why? You can't handle the truth. Can you imagine being fired as saying all lives matter? Think about that. Think about that. And I'll say it again. This is why people have a problem with Jewish people. What do you mean, Nick?

That's the fucking, that mantra came out of the Holocaust and everything else. You know, the JDL, Jewish Defense League, political correctness, all that shit. I believe that's the beat. And I defend, you know me, I'm always, I always say it's the lesser of two evils. Either defend them or the fucking hoodies and Hamas. at ISIS. Anyways, Napier was a public figure, the panel noted, and his contract spelled out

what that meant online. He had agreed to maintain, in quotes, a high standard of care and level of responsibility on social media, which is exactly what he did. When he said, All Lives Matter, you fucking one-way cock suckers. The reason the contract states was that his conduct could affect

Bonneville's public image and reputation. First of all, nobody even knows who Bonneville Corporation is. talking like your fucking Walmart. The judges concluded that his tweet involved his celebrity persona such that celebrity persona you're making them out to be Elvis in the 50s that his statement fell within the scope

of his professional capacity. Napier's attorney Matt Ruggles disagrees. He said Grant actually owned that Twitter account had published approximately 38,500 tweets before he tweeted All Lives Matter every single one. And that tweet was not made on air during work or as part of any radio show. It was Grant's personal expression.

And that issue should be decided by a jury, not the court. And as you know, I talk about Alan Dershowitz on the show because Bonville is a company, they can have their own fucking rules, which sometimes makes sense. But they trump the First Amendment sometimes. That's one of these cases. but the fact that he wasn't on his radio show at the time, Ruggles said he will seek a rehearing before the full appeals court. If that fails, he plans to ask the Supreme Court to review the case,

and I think that's a good idea. Let them do it. Just not Connie Barrett. The court's in session. The court's in session. Now, here comes to judge. Here come to judge. Finally tonight, mind-blowing technology.

clever mine I put M-I-N-E I mean I yeah I can fool myself with my little pun as opposed to mined

the U.S. Navy secretly carried out a dangerous four-month mission to clear the strait of Hormuz of Iranian mines using seal divers, drones and son out technology. The covert demining operations were carried out mostly at night with the divers armed with robot boats and special

underwater crafts, taking the perilous journey to rid the critical oil pathway of explosives. Can you imagine they're down there at night doing shit to deball mines at night in the Strait of Hormuz? I had to report it. You forget this shit gets done. You know, we watch and Trump goes, it's all cleared. And you're like, okay, somebody has to do it. Somebody has to jump out of planes and fucking land on Normandy Beach, run out.

the fire. The seals first located the bombs and cleared the area before undertaking the hardest challenge of the fraught and time-consuming mission that is usually followed up by a Navy diver who loses a bet, who's got to get in the water and approach

the mine and then put a charge on it and destroy it. Bill Hamlet are a tired U.S. Navy captain who often operated in the Gulf said that. The Navy also likely used robot drones to approach the mines and destroy them with explosives, which can be safer, but extremely

time-consuming. Well, I think the Navy guys appreciate you taking your time. I'm going to show you clips, but this isn't the, if you see the blue water, this isn't the straight-of-hoor moves. This is just a demonstration, but it's pretty cool. Which is an underwater drone, which has sonar. So it'll go along the bottom, and its sonar can actually penetrate into the mud. So if a mine not only is floating, but if it's buried at the bottom, it can take it up.

talking about AXX20, which is a sonar unit that gets dragged behind other ships. It is. Similarly searching. And then there's a helicopter mounted laser system where a helicopter can fly over the water and it'll detect any mines that are up to 40 feet deep. Anything deeper than that? You're on your own. Holy moly.

United Nations International Maritime Organization estimated in June that roughly 80 mines had been deployed along the Strait of Hormuz. The ease of remining the Strait of Hormuz, however, has stirred uncertainty among the ships undergoing the trips through the waterway. Imagine driving through that sucker waiting and go, you think potholes are scary. Iran has repeatedly claimed that its minds are active in the strait with its military claiming two attacks on oil tankers last week. Danger, Will Robinson.

Nature, no, Will Robinson. Anyways, props and thoughts. thumbs up to those fellas that do that type of work. That should be like a, there'll be like a Miller High Life commercial back in the 70s. You just demined your last mine in the hood. It's Miller. All right, folks, that's it for today. Don't forget cameo.com.

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