The Nick DiPaolo Show - Grilled Cheatle Anyone? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1601

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the Dems coup, Cheatle's BS and more! Today's episode is sponsored by Nugenix Total T. Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T, plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text NICK to 231-231 Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

["Sweet Home Alone"] It's an off-colored remark. It's highly inappropriate. No such thing. Hi, folks. It's a Tuesday in the great state of Georgia how you is? Hey what a thunderstorm Dallas where were you? You weren't here for it. Yeah I do it. Usually they come and they stick around 10-15 minutes and they bolt. This fucking this thing was a it was loitering. It was a vagrant

I'm guessing its name was Otis It don't fucking house was shaken. I Mean and the rain I look out I know folks. I'm talking about the weather. I'm 96 years old. What are you gonna do? I fucking look up my back back Yard, I have a shed out there with a you know a cement platform. That's about six inches I fucking look up my back. Back yard. I have a shed out there with a, you know, a cement platform that's about six inches that you step up on to go into the shed. That was covered.

I mean, what the fuck? And I mean, I've seen some serious. The thunder down here is different. It shakes the friggin house and It's it's fucking great. I love that my dog Anybody farts a mile away she starts yapping thunderstorm fucking out like a light If same with fireworks, I don't understand it yet somebody next door coughs and she goes off I'm thinking about putting her down fucking asshole five percent remaining What the fuck why is this? Oh my goodness I'm thinking about putting her down. Fucking asshole. 5% remaining.

What the fuck? Why is this? Oh my goodness. That's my iPad, folks. Says, you know, I put the sound drops on there and all kinds of horse shit. You know the show is 11 years old. If you count the first days I started doing it in the basement

without the visual, just the pure podcast, you know? You put it in a basement without the visual just the pure podcast you know you put it in a file and send it out there yeah Rob Sprantz a guy who got me into this he's got a great podcast I can't think of the name of it now glory hole it's seriously well that might be somebody else's I think it might be here anyways I'm gonna thank him for getting me into this because this has come in mighty handy folks since I was diagnosed with osteoporosis anyhow yeah Tuesday might as well get I get to this before my iPad runs the fuck out nice tense Tuesday so as you know the big talk is what folks well there's a

couple things again I'll say it again it's worth. Do not get distracted away from the assassination thing. Because compared to the who's going to be the nominee for the Democrats, that's fucking small potatoes. They try to kill Trump. And it's very obvious to me. And I'll go out on a limb because I've been right on these big things like five out of five times

in the last two years. They won't admit it. They'll have the hearings and all that shit, but you and I will know it. They kill the guy who does the shooting. That's how they do it. Take him out so he can't yap. And did you guys watch the guy, the scientist

with his audio analysis and shit? Wasn't that fascinating and hard to argue would you say I'm just saying I got my eye on that more than I do the Democrat but but but but we'll cover it anyways since that's what we do here at WG fucking LB yeah so everybody's obviously talking about Big Joe stepping down. Most of us knew it was going to happen and no surprise here. Matter of fact, if you remember during the primary debates, my boy, and he's been quiet lately and I hope like Dallas, like you said,

we both predicted he should be in a cabinet position. He's just so goddamn smart. Not only smart, he's the best communicator out of all of them, I really think. And he's pissed about the media being slanted. And he's very eloquent the way he says it. But remember, he called out the Democrats' bullshit when he said this during the Republican presidential debates back in whenever. The Democrat party, end this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee.

We know he's not even the president of the United States. He's a puppet for the managerial class. So have the guts to step up and be honest about who you're actually going to put up so we can have an honest debate. Biden should step aside, end his candidacy now so we can see whether it's Newsom or Michelle Obama or whoever else. All right, Joe Pasquale, the time is up. Just tell us the truth so we can have an honest debate, Biden should step aside and his candidacy now so we can see whether it's Newsom or Michelle Obama or whoever else. Just tell us the truth so we can have an honest debate. But, but you don't have opening? No.

But why not? I love it. And did you hear Jirkoff? that? The Lester Holt or somebody the minute he started doing it? Your time is up. You can feel the fucking even back then You know, it was the best he's still around. We're gonna see a lot of him Oh my teeth are getting like fucking hillbilly elegy Or should I say algae? Fucking coffee when I I gotta drink? Loads. This is ridiculous. Anyways that was Rama Swami calling it and it's funny because I put up you know I put um Crowder

gave me a plug for Santa was right and then I plugged myself and of course I and I knew this was coming oh there's a million people saying I saw, but I go, yeah, but mine's documented. I'm on camera saying, you can look it up. That's the difference. So shut it. Snap ahead. Not snap forehead, snap ahead.

Very bossing to me. Cocaina. That's some good shit you got there. Great ass stiff. Ah, da, da, da, da. So let's stay on this a little bit more before I told you not to obsess with it but it is a huge story. The Dems coup against Joe and that like I said that's people who know the law and the Constitution saying what they did and it makes sense once again they're going around the people choice which was Biden and

those delegates are his and shit and like they were saying you can't say well we're doing it because he's unfit because you're letting him run the country till January something right. You can't have it both ways. Former President Donald Trump and his running mate JD Vance slammed the Democratic Party for leading a coup and I'm sure Obama would have said coupe because he said corpse instead of core the Marine Corps The Marine Corps was taken back on a stretcher For a leading a coup against President Biden with the Ohio Senator, and I like this, he sort of takes control here, this is a real vice president, saying if Biden isn't fit to run for president, he shouldn't be able to carry out the rest of his term. I'm thinking who's running the joint right now?

First of all, it's not a big deal because he was never running it. So it's probably the same jerk-offs who've been running it for the last four years. So it's probably the same jerk-offs who've been running it for the last four years. But technically and legally, you can't just go, oh, we're going to have an open process. And I don't think you can. At least that's what my degree from DeVry says. So here is Trump in advance for the first time, I think, sitting next to each other and being politicians. And JD, smart as a wh a whip I think Trump's gonna lean a lot on him He Trump and rightly so I as much as I hate those Yale Harvard fucking guys on the other side They're not they're not dumb and then when you get one that's on the right side. That means he's even smarter And he's better than Ted Cruz because he did something with it. Anyways, let's listen to their theory about the coup. Is it a coup against Joe Biden? Sort of. I think it is.

I mean look there's a constitutional process. He almost jumped in before the president. If Joe Biden can't run for president, he can't serve as president and if they want to take him down because he's mentally incapable of serving, invoke the 25th amendment. You don't get to sort of do this in the most politically beneficial way for Democrats. If it's an actual problem, they should take care of it the appropriate way. Yes, sir! Makes sense, don't it? The 25th Amendment... isn't it funny? And I'll say this again, another good point by me, the 25th Amendment has never even been brought up for the last almost four years. If you didn't use and I understand the republicans didn't use it on purpose because they just want

to let Joe hang out to dry. I get that and that's smart strategy but it didn't even pop up. When Trump was in office a week they kept saying unfit unfit remember then you get the guy who's the fucking poster boy for the 25th amendment. I mean, it's just ironic that nobody ever hardly brings it up, but now it's sort of relevant. Ask him, not me. The interview was taped Saturday before news broke Sunday that Biden was withdrawing from the 2024 General Election and endorsing Vice President Yum Yum Stupid Ass Kamala Harris as the presumptive new Democratic nominee. The Ohio Senator expressed a similar sentiment hours before Biden's announcement, writing

on social media that if the President wasn't fit to campaign, he should not be trusted to remain in the White House. Yes sir. Not running for reelection would be a clear admission, this is you know who talking still right? JD? JD Martinez for the Red Sox you waited. Not running for reelection would be a clear admission that President Trump was right all along about Biden not being mentally fit enough to serve as commander in chief, Vance wrote on X. There is no middle ground, he continued.

During the interview, Trump agreed, when asked by Waters, of he would investigate, if, it should say, if he would investigate the people that hid Joe Biden's condition. Jesus, that'll be quite the investigation, including the White House doctors who keep giving him this wonderful report. I think it's Michael Jackson's doctor who, am I right? But they'll get to the bottom of it. I'm gonna find out what the hell happens here. God damn right, Trumpy boy. Anyways, interesting, huh? So you got two things going on keep your eye on both things because they would love you to focus on

one or the other try to you know chew gum and slap your sister at the same time you know I'm saying it's very important I can't wait I just can't wait for more of the you know what to come out about the shooting I I don't see enough anger out there although we're're going to show Nancy Mace. I thought it was Nancy. I was confused. This is how I know I'm old. I thought they were talking about Nancy Grace, that other hateful pig face. Anyways, yeah, we'll show you a clip of her. She's a female congresswoman, just destroying Cheetal to the point I was feeling flush for her. woman just destroying Cheetal to the point I was feeling flush for her oh my god anyways in business to take care when you're looking to boost your

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Thank you for sponsoring the show, NUGENIX. Onto what I'd like to talk about for the next 10 years, which is probably what it's going to take to get to the bottom, because you know the government, you know what? I think that with the internet and all this other horse shit I think people are on to the after so many assassinations and stuff I think you know not to say the government would only be it always be a step ahead of us excuse me let me take a drink of my mountain dew I it well it's like cocaine there's enough caffeine in here you know something make you have caffeine in you brilliant Nick anyway this is great this is great

cheetal grilled have you had the grilled cheetal oh my it's like grilled cheese only it's one turtle grilled cheetal It's not good Dallas didn't like it he said a little gamey Which is everybody's complaint when they taste something they don't like little gamey while it came out of the fucking woods I Didn't shoot it in the garage. Yeah, buck stain Cheetal grilled Secret Service chief Kimberly cheetal Admitted boy the women are having a bad not lady and I'm not trying to be sexist ladies but between trying to fight men

and whatever men shouldn't be in those sports I understand but I'm just saying you're having a bad couple years here with Kamala making an asshole of herself and you know I mean not to mention the fucking Maxine waters of the world and I'm forgetting some big ones. Secret Service Chief Kimberly Cheadle admitted Monday that near assassination of Donald Trump was the agency's most I quote her most significant operational failure in decades but still gave agents an A for that day. And let me tell you something, if that doesn't sum up the everybody gets a trophy generation, and don't tell me she wasn't part of it, and we have to hire women and minorities no matter how fucking bad they are,

blah, blah, blah, everybody gets an A, we're all happy to, if this doesn't sum it all up, ladies, I know you're out there going, that's not fair, it is fair. There's certain things you shouldn't be in and I said this on the show before gun safety doesn't go well with women ask Alec Baldwin. Am I right folks? Did I put that on X? Anyhow she took a spanking today like you read about in spanking ugly broads weekly. She might as well be gagging on that mic right there. Let's listen to her opening statement today. The assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump

on July 13th is the most significant operational failure of the Secret Service in decades. Who was in charge? And I am keeping him and his family in my thoughts. First of all, you're not. I would like to offer my sincerest condolences to the family of Corey Comparator. They tell you to fuck off.

A former fire chief and a hero. They don't wanna hear that from you. Who was killed in this senseless shooting. I would also like to acknowledge those who were injured in Butler. David Dutch and James Copenhagen. And I wish them a speedy recovery. I'm sure you do, very sincere.

I would be remiss if I did not also extend my condolences on the passing of your colleague. I wish the shooter remiss colleague Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Oh Sheila Jackson Lee! Pause! We lost Sheila Jackson Lee. Remember that lovable black hateful woman there here on audio we played on the show chewing out her white young guys that work for her? Excuse me, calling them fucking idiots and hateful as the day is long. But once again, and if it was a white broad, it would have been all over TV. Reverse the races, I think was the segment.

Back to Cheetal Beetle. Our sight of the Secret Service and her passing is a great loss to this body. I can smell your... The Secret Service's solemn mission is to protect our nation's leaders. On July 13th, we failed. As a director of the United States Secret Service, I take full responsibility for any security lapse of our agency. We are fully cooperating with ongoing investigations.

We must learn what happened and I will move heaven and earth to ensure that an incident like July 13th does not happen again. What's the matter with you? Sorry. The fuck is the matter with you? I'm sorry. What'd you say? Are you being a fucking wise guy with me? You know what I like? She said she's gonna move heaven and earth. Last time I checked, heaven was up there. That's quite a pitch. It's quite a slant to get up there. So you're

probably not gonna... This way, you might slide down that way. Nice. Move heaven and earth. You couldn't even take your one assignment. They gave you a big one. You shit the bed. Heaven and earth, my ass. The embattled director's comments at a congressional hearing prompted even more democratic lawmakers, you hear that? Democrats, to join their Republican colleagues. Well, they had to. That's how bad this was. And demanding she resign. But you Democrats, you created this. DEI, women in positions, ba-ba-ba.

They shouldn't resign. That'll be sexist. And you created this fucking world. Now wallow in it. Demanding she resign while the cheetal, that's what it says, while the cheetal refused and dug her heels in. What the fuck? It sounds like a bug.

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