The Nick DiPaolo Show - Haitian Scum Bludgeons Woman | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1878

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now, she says. Why, he asks. Don't you have a vase? It will never not be funny. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup. You know, you get this show, obviously, you get the great Stephen Crowder and

free shows all day. If you want to watch Adpfrey, you join up at Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download. Download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about Pete Hagsiff, getting flip with the media, and they deserve it. Another illegal immigrant murder. Thank you, Joe Biden.

And anybody that, that myorkas, you better be in hiding, you motherfucker. Because if I run into you at a mall, I will strangle you and leave you for dead in the fucking coin fountain. Do they have malls anymore? And then we have that beautiful, arena girl who we saw get murdered by some slimy black piece of shit, North Carolina on a train. Looks like he's off the hookers. He's crazy. Well, I could have told you that when he stabbed

the girl to death. Do you see what I'm saying? That doesn't fly anymore. As my dad used to say, and I thought, as he got over, he got more wisdom. He was like, am I in the Santa Dallas? Am I all right? I keep, all right, I'm fine. My dad used to say, if a dog is fucking mad or rabid, you put it down. It doesn't matter. A bit of kids' face.

Also, what would the DePaulo show be without another tranny story as far as sports goes? You know that? All that. And a very interesting came out late yesterday or today about somebody leaking.

As you know, the DOJ and the Trump is not playing that game. They found they think who leaked this information and that person's in deep doo-doo, as they say. Had fun in Dallas on the Crowder show. It's funny, I sit there and you learn a lot as you laugh at. It's funny, I mean, because they really did.

It is so funny watching them prepare because it is the antithesis of like how a comic, a stand-up comic, well, there are some, I guess, who want to get it down to the letter or whatever. And that's apropos for a show like Stevens doing, I'm just saying. But it's just fun. It's very antithetical to what I do. Sometimes I don't even watch the run down.

I just want to show up because I'm not my best reacting something I'm seeing for the first time. I don't want anything, any pre-thoughts, you know, I just like to see it and react. And it's just fun watching them cross the eyes and dotting the tease before the show as opposed to me, I just ran out of here after they took a dump, came back in, hit the button, here we are. No, I'm kidding. I'm fucking kidding. Again, I went to bed last night.

A good hour, I would say, 1 o'clock, wake up at exactly 3 o'clock, exactly 2 hours. Does somebody tell me, am I possessed? What the fuck is going on? And I instantly, and I go, you know what, I'm not going to lay here again and be bored. I'm grabbing my phone, which is,

you might as well have somebody shining a fucking, you know, when they interrogate terrorists, put that lamp in your face. That's what it's like. I know it's bad for you, the light from the screen because when I shut my eyes and finally shut off my phone, I'm seeing purple and yellow, and it's very cool. It's like Jimmy Hendrix throwing up on me.

Very psychedelic-like. But I can't help it. They know what I love on TikTok. They just know. I go on a TikTok right away. There's like, I don't know, a fight at a bar in Germany or some. I mean, just shit. You can't.

stop watching. Or some Muslim in London threatening people and then some old English guy just beating the fucking snob. How are you not going to watch it? It's not even porn. That's how old I am. I'm like, I don't give a shit about the illegal Latino housewives.net. I'm going to watch and this shit, you know, oh, here's a bus accident in China when a kid gets run over. So I fill my head with all those beautiful thoughts before I go back to sleep. But I was up for another and a half watching that shit. Maybe more. I might be lying to you. Don't know how I fell back to sleep, but I did. So anyways, yeah, so that was all right. Red Sox took two out of three from Milwaukee, who is a very fine ball team. A lot of teams trying to emulate Milwaukee. They play

great defense, timely hitting. All that horse shit. Yeah, all that fucking shit is Bob Buchewitts. Artie, you know, you know, yeah, I know who he is. No, it wasn't Artie. It was actually fucking Norm McDonald. You know, C.C. Yeah, yeah. He plays all that fucking shit. That poor bastard. He's gone.

They're all going, folks. What the fuck? Bruins, P.U. I think they lost three or four in a row, but two of them in overtime, so they got points there. But for you Bruins fans, good news.

Morgan Geeky, who's been our leading goal score all year. He was stuck on 34 for 16 or 17 games. He went 17 games. it out at goal, and then he gets three the other night. And if we're going to go anywhere in the playoffs, he's got to be hot. And of course, Posthanox set him up.

What shocking is Pasternak's been stuck on 29. He's been setting everybody else up, though. You don't care about that. I don't either. I didn't tell you last week about how blocked I was intestinal-wise, did I? I've told the story before,

because it's happened to me before. I think I... Dallas, did I tell it, though? On air? I did? Okay, so it's pretty much like that only worse. Me on all fours in the bathroom from 10 in the morning till 3.3.15. I'm not making that shit up.

And I don't know if you have you ever had your asshole or sphincter cramp up. I would rather, honest to God, somebody saw off my arm with a rusty fucking a hacksaw than it is the worst. I'm going like this on the toilet.

I'm kind of imagining and going, this has to be like contractions for a woman, you know? Although my mother would watch that shit on TV, you know, the baby... When you see a lady having a baby on TV, they're always like, ah! You know, because they get a show.

You know, they could withstand any pain a man can... My mother used to watch that you go, that's fucking bullshit. I go, maybe you had a big hole. Ping, pang! Pong! Wish I was big just once. So, yeah.

animals. I had never done any till. And I don't think you guys are probably going. It's probably that shit. You're on the LPGA tour. Whatever the fuck they call it shit. Yeah, it is. It's like I have a golf ball clog in my home. I don't think it's that. I know some people that's a side effect. But I go a year in between having this happen. So I just think it's me eating stupid and you know how much I hate fluids unless I'm at a bar. I just, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I fucking water. I drink it anyways. I drink Gatorade or replace, but sometimes I just, you know, it gets warm around here for, and you forget, it gets like 85. I don't know, but I created a, I don't know. I could get graphic. It might as well be a chapter in my book. But I put,

I did like, my wife goes, you want to try the fleet animas? And I'm like, I don't think we have to bring the Navy into it. But in boom! Oh, where's that? my rim shot. Fuck. That was a good one. That was a good one. Oh, how can I not have that there? Yeah, I do like two normal animas.

Not even close. It's like squirt and water against a wall. Just back it up. Honestly, God, it's splashing on my face. I don't know how that is. My ass is back here. Get shit in my eyebrows. Just a horrible.

So then we bring out the heavy guns. I put a suppository up there. And this is shit. The only time I've used it was the last time this happened, which was over a year. And I was waiting for this day. I was, I go, no, please, not today. Because it is a horrible, horrible. My wife's like, well, we want to take you to the, I go, take me to the fuck. I will die here before I have some fucking young nurse going, look at him. He can't shit. Sticking me with a fucking whatever. Oh. So then I do the suppository. And then I feel like I got to go like an hour after I put it in.

I sit on the toilet and that falls out. Just this deposit. Yeah, I heard the Whart, Wwant, Warr, I heard the Price is Right music. Holy shit. He was born in perfect pitch. Bump B'Bah.

How about Bob Bac and all that ass in between tapings? He might be my fucking idol. That guy was three times their age. That shows you those Hollywood whores. They don't, they want fame and fortune. And girls can just, you talk about us being shallow, please. You can fucking block out anything.

You'll suck gray balls for a $50 check. Not all he is. Not enough he is. What? Anyways. Anyways, so then, the glycerin. This was pure glycium. What's the other one?

It's not a fleet at him. It's not water. It's, uh, oh, mineral oil, I think. Shot about, yeah, I shot it. It was like the, I was squirting mineral oil. It looked like a scene from fucking, you know what. Landman.

Nothing, bud. I mean, I'm sitting. I'm sweating. I'm getting the cramps again. I don't mean shit cramps, folks. I mean like a muscle because your sphincter is a, I got to Google this. I didn't really. Your sphincter is a, or you call it, whatever,

is a muscle. And it's, your intestine. are doing what they're supposed to do, they're pushing. You know, they contract. Like when you throw up, it's reverse peristolicus. I remember that because I used to drink a lot. And so your asshole is doing the right thing.

But you've had a crap in your hamstring or your calf. It's times 10. That. It is fucking brutal. Anyway, so finally, my wife hands me just pure glycerin. It just sounds dangerous, doesn't it?

Like I'm going to blow my own. asshole out of the state of Georgia. And this is after, now it's coming, this is around, I didn't say quarter or three. And I'm like, oh, I was reaching up there with a glove. Is anybody watching anymore at this point?

I reached up there with a glove. Yeah, because my wife goes, that's what they do? I go, what do they do at hospital? She has a friend who goes through this like constantly, her whole life and she's been arrested at a hospital out of how many times, and they have to reach up there with the glove on. And I can feel something rock hard, you know.

It's just, I don't know your shit could turn into like moon rocks. And this is gross, isn't it? I hope you guys are eating right now. Honey, more Salisbury steak. Yeah, I could fill it. And I just couldn't, I couldn't budget. And then finally, and I'm almost doing a head stable. I'm shooting the shit up my ass.

And the glycerin burned on the way in. I go, now we're talking. This is like I, it's like the shit I just put in the, in the sink, Dallas. We have a clog sink here at the studio. So I got these blue chip. I wonder what's in those. I put, the thing's been blocked up for about three months. I dropped those in.

And I was thinking, I should save something the next time I get blocked. Pretty sure it would eat my intestines away. But, yeah, finally the glycerin, and I felt burning, and finally relief. But then after that, it was. very weird. And let me tell you something, not to get into even more graphic, hemorrhoids. I had them removed surgically years ago. They were hanging down like Napa Valley grapes.

If somebody fuck me in the ass, you get a glass of chardonnay. It's an actual joke. Yeah, so now I won't even mention a cocktail spoon because you guys won't believe how far I got that up there. And I'm not even kidding. That's how much pain I was in. And then I said to my wife, is this dishwasher safe? She goes, what are you fucking? She throws it out the window of the house.

Yeah. So anyways, I go and then that rock comes out. It feels like it could freeze some other stuff, which it did. Now I've drank all that. I forgot to tell you the stuff you drank before you have a, you know what? A colonoscopy. I drank two bottles of that shit with water. So then I'm, I don't know why I'm shocked

that an hour after I cleared whatever that I was still, I went to piss. This is about two hours after I left the bathroom. I'm watching tea. I feel a piss coming on. I go to the bath, I go to piss. I go to push it a little. Underwear fills up like a fucking three-month-old.

I'm not kidding you. I go, what the fuck? I sit down on the toilet and I throw them and they were in front of me now. It looks like you're changing a diaper. Who's getting hard or wet out there? Raise your hands. Welcome to the shit hour.

And then for the next 24 hours, I was peeing out my ass, which is such a gross feeling. I could have, I was so ready for an edema, not an edema, you know, a colonoscopy. I was thinking about just walking in, walking in off the street and having a colonoscopy. Remember the last one didn't come out that good, guys?

Check this out. My asshole smiles and it goes, Bing, you know, like a guy with a shiny tooth? Anyways, that's a nice gross story for you. Also, some recipes I have. How do you like fudge brownies? Delicious. You go.

That's it. Still working on the book. Writing about religion. Started to do it on Easter, and that wasn't even planned. All right, let's get to it. I just thought I talked so much. I killed. this thing again. It's a great piece

of equipment. Well, when was this made? 1911? Is it fall out of Marconi's fucking coat? Anyhow, the Peter Principal. That's right, folks. Secretary of War, Pete Hanksett's rebuked a report of mid-briefing Wednesday

at the Pentagon after she interrupted as he was calling on another journalist telling her to just wait before continuing with questions on Iran and the U.S. broken ceasefire. He goes, I love He goes, I'm picking people. Oh, he was fucking great.

During the exchange, Hegsef had just finished answering questions about Iran's nuclear capabilities and what he described as a new regime dynamic when he turned to recognize another reporter. Then a separate question was shouted from the room. I left the, why didn't they put the camera on it? Excuse me, why are you so rude? Just wait. I'm calling on people, Hexas. Why am I telling that?

We've got to show you, right? Go ahead. the fucker. Oh, wait a bit. I'll go ahead. Anyways, at the end, he under his breath, if you can watch it, he so nasty. What, what this is? I call it to you. Well, it's a Peter principle, but it's actually the Trump principle. He's rubbing off on all his people under him, and he's telling him, don't take any shit from these people. And, um, I just love the attitude. I just love a handsome man telling a woman, a young woman, to shut the fuck up. How about that? It just feels good to me. What does that make me a creep? I don't give a shit. Roll it.

Iran would be wise to find a way to get the carrier pigeon to their troops out in remote locations to know not to shoot, not to shoot any longer. One-way attacks or missiles because this takes time sometimes for ceasefires to take hold. We're watching it. We're prepared, if necessary, but we hope and believe that it'll hold. Yes. Thank you, Sir, Mr. Sarkin. Sorry. Thank you.

Excuse me. Why are you so rude? I'm calling on people. Thank you, Secretary Huyahns. Yesterday in the president's shoot social, he threatened to wipe out a civilization. That statement elicited a huge response in America. If Iran did not come to the table and make a deal yesterday by the deadline, was the president really prepared to wipe out Iran entirely?

Like I said, we had a target set locked and loaded. Pause. That's not a no. That's not a no or yes. That's beautifully handled. See, you're not a deal. dealing with, just pick, who was the fucking Secretary of Defense for Biden? I don't even remember.

Yeah, that's right. Austin, might have been Austin, that black guy who went missing for a few days, remember? We didn't know he was in a hospital or some shit. You guys forget all that shit. Not you guys, your liberal friend. So is there more to this question? I can. Sure.

Bridges, power plants. Remember, this is a terror regime. the military regime used all of these things for dual use to fund their military to fund their terror campus. We had a lot of legitimate targets. They knew exactly the scope. Not really answering the question. We hit some military targets on Karg. It's a bit of a signal. They can't defend it.

He's like a cocky. I love him. Iran ultimately understood their ability, their future to produce, to generate power, to fuel their terrorist regime was in our hands. Pause. Even knowing all that, and we've known it since day one, people. people. You people who are against this and against, and I don't know where Tucker Carlson and Megan Kelly, they're so convinced, hey, they might be right or wrong. They're so convinced that Bibby is playing Trump for his, but we, and I've said this before, and I made the point on Crowder, last time I was there, I believe, and I made it again this time. How about the fact that

we both get shit out of it? Sometimes Israel and America's needs intersect. And I, I got to believe it sort of went like this. After that fucking horrible October 7th thing that they pulled off Hamas, raping and killing babies and all that shit, maybe probably just got on the phone with Trump and go, look, I'm going with you without you.

I'm turning this place into a parking lot. If you want fucking in, because you want the oil, you've been saying it since 1980 on Oprah. Yes, watch those clips. That's the other thing. People go, we all know he can't say anything,

right when it comes to the media. When he said, when he said, wipe out a whole civilization, that, I'll even go as far as saying, that was kind of reckless language. But that being said, we also know that that's how we negotiate. So don't question him. You know what I mean? And then the people on the left are going, he's a maniac. We told he's going to blow up the world. And then when he didn't, they're calling him a taco. Trump always chickens out. That's what they came out they clever fucks and funny um that's what they came up with so if he does it he's a suicidal maniac if he doesn't he's a chicken do you see what they do that's what they do they're so you're so simple and your tricks and yet you continue them and continue it and how anybody is on the left

side or any of it is beyond my fucking iran has been terrorizing the planet okay and it has a lot to do with Islam, because it is a theocracy. Do you understand? Read your fucking history. They've tried to take over the world. I don't know how many times. Okay? And it, they're already here, by the way. I'm seeing clips of

Arab guys, probably in Michigan. I don't know where, but all over giving speeches about Sharia law and why it's good and shit. So I just don't think the American, we're not fucking London. I'll say it again. Matter of fact, we made a point we're not the UK by leaving the fucking UK. So try

that shit here because in the UK nobody has guns. Over here we all have 11 each. So try that shit over here. And they're going to do something horrible. We know that. It's just a matter of time. But try that shit over here. Try to take over Dearborn, Michigan, and I know people

going to go, well, they already have. Well, there's a lot of, look, not all Muslims, what's that saying? Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim. That's pretty fucking accurate. That shit ain't going to fly here. You know what I mean?

I'm so bored with my life and tired. I said to my wife, I'm tired of life. We scared the shit out of her. I'm just saying. Lately, I am feeling, you know what I mean? Even on the plane of Dallas, I'm sitting at that same bar. By the way, the fucking Stella's. Oh, Dallas.

Like sweet tea on a hot day in Savannah. That and I had a Glenn Levitz. I'm like a kid. I told you with the booze. I just, I told you I'll chase a fucking bloody Mary, the white Russian, just to gross people. I just, I like it all. And I was fried when I went to bed, didn't sleep well. I just tired lately.

Back to whatever the fuck I was rambling about. I'm all over the place, folks. So that's enough of that video. He told everybody everything. Earlier in the briefing, had addressed questions about Iran's nuclear program in the administration's stance on an enrichment. It's always been non-negotiable that they won't have nuclear capabilities, he said. They will either give it to us voluntarily.

They're still sending mixed messages as of today. They're still fucking wrong with us. Either give it to us voluntarily or we have to do something else ourselves. We reserve that opportunity. That was getting a little towards the point, what she asked. He went around that one like he was a lefty. I would have said if I was the woman, excuse me, what the question was, was he about to literally wipe out that civilization like he said he was going.

She didn't even follow up. You know why? Because she's not bright. Anyways, she went to the Columbia School of Broadcasting. She signed up in the back of a magazine in 19. Anyways, you want to support this show, folks? Go to nickdip.com. Go to the merch page.

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Let's move on to more blood. I'm sorry. What did I forget? Oh, dates? I'm looking up here. May 7th, ladies and gentlemen, people you're bugging me to do gigs in Georgia. The punchline, Atlanta, Georgia, not the one I used to do in Sandy Springs, which was the original. This one, I believe, is, anyways, yeah, May 7th, the punchline, Atlanta, Georgia.

The next night, May 8th, I will be in Pottstown, Pennsylvania, at Seoul, Joles, that's May 8th. And then the very next night, I will be doing the Rivers Casino in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. That's May 9th. Hope you all can make it out. And I'm serious. The future of my stand-up is in your hands. If I don't see the numbers I want, I'm taking the rest of 2020s. I am.

I'll fucking become a guitarist. And I'll play taps at my own funeral on a Les Paul. More blood on jerk off Joe Biden's hands. an undocumented Haitian piece of garbage immigrant has been accused of killing a mother by striking her with a hammer at a gas...

Boy, that's kind of an understatement. Striking her with a hammer at a gas station in Florida. How about he used her skull as like a three-penny nail? There is such a thing. It was at a gas station in Florida. This illegal alien barbarically

hit this woman in the head multiple times with a hammer. This heinous murder was released. into the country by who else? By who else? The people you jerk off who show up in the park

for no king's rallies voted for. Actually, those people are hired too. That's coming out real big. In the country, the Biden administration. Majorcas should be burned alive in front of his family and

along with everybody else at work for Biden. Not only did the, and Cory Booker throw him in anyways. I just don't like him. It's a big girl. Not only did the Biden administration release him into the country, but they then gave him, listen to this, temporary protected status. TPS, their reckless immigration policies cost this woman her life, said acting assistant secretary Lauren Biss. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced on Tuesday that U.S. immigration, I just assisted the Fort Myers Police Department in the arrest of Robert Joaquin, a. Haitian man

accused of killing a mother with a hammer at a Fort Myers Oh my God, I was right in Fort Myers. Fucking some Red Sox could have been there getting gas if it was earlier in the year. That's when the Red Sox have this spring training. I'm going to show you this. I almost thought about not showing it

because I try to make a funny show and this, thank God they pixelated it because I don't know that I could have stomach this. But here is a mentally ill, psychotic motherfucker who's been that way since he got here. I want you guys not to gloss over this. They looked at him. They looked into, and maybe they didn't look into it.

He probably took a shit when they were trying to do his paperwork right on the floor. And they went, you're all right. White people will hate you and you'll hate them. Go ahead. Here's a coupon to the low stator, you fucking maggot. Look at this piece of garbage. Anyways, he's going to start smashing. the windshield in the windows of an SUV

in the park, and the poor woman who runs the store, who's a mother, by the way, comes out, and then he just bludges her to death. This is why everybody should have a gun. Everyone should. Whoa! Dallas didn't even flinch. The guy's been in Afghanistan. That thing could have went off and he went. Fuck with me.

Who sent me that horrible? Did you send me that meme? On Easter? No. I sent it to you. Okay. I didn't, somebody sent it to me. I think it was my mother. No.

It was a cartoon and it was an ass and a guy sticking a finger in the asshole. But then it pulled away and it was Jesus' hand, you know, with a hole in it from the, in the, ain't that cute? Who the fuck came up with that? That's what I'm writing about too, by the way. The religious part, I started it with Easter. I just have a lot of problems with that story. Just the rock itself that they put in front of the cave.

It's huge. And I looked all through the Bible. There's no Caterpillar company back then. There's no fucking Brock Lesner to push it in front of the thing. It's a lot of funny than that. All right. Here's the video. And again, it's pixelated, but you're not going to, even for today's standards, this is brutal.

There's a Haitian guy just being made. mentally ill out in the open. That's just somebody's car. Probably hers, right? Is it safe to use the N-word when something like that happened? No, huh? Okay.

All right? She went to work. Kissed her kids, whatever. And that fucking scumbag, thanks to Joe Biden. I hate Biden more than I hate this guy. This guy's dismantle. Biden is somewhat not mental and Mayorkas.

How do you feel when you see that? Where are the press? Why aren't they banging on Biden's door? Myarchus's door. Every time something like this. You know why? Because they're for it. They are pro-ante-American.

They have this wet dream that we're all going to live together in one global. I can't believe. Remember last week when the where was it? Oh, the lake in Chicago and that girl got shot and that black councilwoman goes, she was in the wrong place at the wrong... Just let that sink in for a second.

What was this, was this an RTR? No. The victim was reportedly working as a store clerk at the gas station. Just a clerk. Following the attack, the police department reached out to ICE for assistance in tracking down

Joaquin, who was located later on Mango Street in Fort Myers. It was reported that, Joaquin first entered the U.S. in August of 2022 and was released into the country during the Biden administration. In the same year, a federal judge issued an order for his full removal from the country, but he was granted temporary protected status, which expired, by the way, in 2024. So, um, black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black. And I'm black.

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeyer posted on X to comment on the arrest stating, this horrific murder was preventable. Even as Florida arrests hundreds of criminal aliens every day, four years of the Biden administration's open border policies continue to wreak havoc on our communities. You go fuck yourself, convict. Yeah, I would love to see some heavy coverage on that. But then I see Steve Bannon today, who, is a brilliant guy, in my opinion.

Remember how much of a role he had to play in Trump getting elected the first time? He was like his right-hand man. Maybe ego's got in the way. He's no dummy. But I saw a clip of him today saying, we're worrying about the wrong thing. And when I hear from a guy who, well, I felt this way about Tucker, I think is pretty brilliant.

Actually, I've changed my mind. And I'm sure he's, bet he lose his sleeve. No, Nick Napalas and that he's smart. but Bannon said we're concentrating on the existential threat right now up the United States is AI and he was talking about

how it has the capacity right now they have these inner sources that you and I don't know about it could destroy us as a civilization right now he said if it's not handled right and he never fucks around he's not one of these happy he's not what they call a shock jock exactly

on a show So I thought it was kind of shocking. He's never mind the fucking, he goes, we'll get through that. We're going to get through Iran. Don't worry about the homie, the straight-of-ho moves and all that shit. It's AI that's threatening the left of this country.

And there are big, you know, big companies are fighting. It looks like to me the left already has their hands in it. I was telling Dallas, just ask chat GPT a question like, you know. Why are Puerto Rican so slippery? That is not true. White people suck. That's the answer, you know. So I don't know.

I think once again, they've already got their claws in it. And that's all that is, by the way, right? It's humans. That's why I don't understand how it can be a threat if we have to feed it. Oh, it's going to create its own

fucking conscience and shit. Okay. Again, until it's sitting at the kitchen holding a knife to my throat. That's when I'll get worried. Let's move on. I'm tired of my shit. There are white niggers.

Oh, goodness. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. In our RTR segment tonight reversed the races. The deranged homeless man who savagely butchered, oh my God. Here's another illegal, right? No, that's right. He was just an American black, the best kind. The deranged homeless man who savagely butchered 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee

Irina Zerutska on a Charlotte Light Rail train has been found incapable to proceed on state murder child. So if he's that nuts, I say we put him to sleep. Just like a fucking rabbit pit bull or whatever. And speaking of pit bulls and skunk, whatever, I don't know, I forgot to tell Andy today. I'm glad I didn't. I would have scared her.

I'm fucking, her sister's here visiting. So she's upstairs and I slept in a guest bedroom downstairs. I was hearing shit in that closet. Dallas, I thought you were fucking playing a joke. I'm not shitting you. I'm hearing this. This loud.

and I'm going, oh, it must be the heat. Then I go, wait, we don't have water pipes. Especially not heat. I don't know. That couldn't have been a rat. It could not have been a rat. It has to be, I'd say a raccoon that weighs about 145, 150. I could, it.

I got to tell the weapon. I got to check the traps. I'm like a fucking lobster man. Every morning I'm checking the traps. Anyways, I put a piece of, you know what, Shepherds pie in there with Guinness. According to a motion filed April 7th to Carlos Brown Jr., you know the piece of filth right here, again, great parents, was evaluated December 29th at Central Regional Hospital and the subsequent report determined he was not competent to stand trial. Really?

You're fucking crazy. A judge must now determine whether to accept the report's findings. Oh, I wonder what the odds are. I'm sure the judge went to a right-wing. college, right? And the case against him will likely be delayed until his capacity is determined to be restored. Oh, so he's going to take a pill for a few months and his crazy is going to go away? Is that what you're telling us? Shoot the motherfucker in the head, in court tomorrow. Please. I was going to say do it in front of his family, but, you know, he's feral rats.

anyways so the court might decide we're going to decide when his you know sanity is restored I guess what lawyer came up with that fucking thing is just Brown and Bobby Slaten had a good joke

about that yeah he's too crazy to you know try as a witness so if he's too crazy you'll put him in the electric chair tell him it's a ride at Disney World

Brown 35 whose mother Oh, we had a mother. The mother told the paper that he's schizophrenic. Well, hey, thanks for connecting the dots there, Aunt Jemima. Was arrested at least 14 times

in North Carolina for crimes ranging from assault and firearms possession to felony robbery. Dating back to 2007. You're crazy! I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck.

At the time of the senseless attack in late August. He was free on cashless bail. Hey, what party came up with that? After a magistrate released him with a written promise, a written promise. What the fuck? That's more insulting than the actual murder. A written promise to show up for a court date. So the guy's schizophrenic and you didn't detect any of that, right, when you first met him. All we need, they have his record, oh, he's got a rap sheet as long as my arm, but make him write, sign something, say he won't do anything wrong. Good plan. A written promise to show up for court after placing a bogus 911 call. The horrific caught on camera slang became national news and prompted President Trump to call

for Brown to face the death penalty on federal murder charges. But I'm sure the left came to his defense because, you know, it's a black guy killing a beautiful white girl. Why is the harm in that? It's what we're trying to do here on the left. It's what we want. A brother. We have a black and brown Marxist shithole country. We're well on our way. Anyways, what a world, huh? That's why I'm taking up crochet. It relaxes me.

Let's move on to two balls on the pitcher. Minnesota's high school softball season will be under a national spotlight for the second year in a row and a hotter one than in 2025. As the United States Department of Justice has launched a Title IX lawsuit against the state's education agencies for letting biological male trans athletes play in girls sports. Champlain Park High School is set to be a political target. The high school roster is a trans pitcher on its softball team who emerged as a dominant force

as guys will do when they're playing against girls en route to a state championship last year. So you've got a tranny, pretend that he's a girl with a cock, and he helped him. them win a national championship. Now that pitcher is playing for Champlain Park again this year. The Noka-Hennepin School District, which oversees Champlain Park, is standing by the athlete amid the renewed national

scrutiny. Who gives a fuck what you think? The Champlain Park softball team will compete in compliance with Minnesota State High School League rules and applicable Minnesota. law this upcoming season. Actually, see, but that doesn't work anymore.

See, because now it's federal law. Why do you think you can do whatever you want at the state level? Unless I'm not getting it right. I got to tell you, I would have never known that was a guy right there. You know what I mean? So again, he got way more female juice. That's just not about putting on makeup and a haircut. That looks like, I mean, look at his arms.

It's got cat temp's arms. Anyways, all participating student athletes will meet the criteria for eligibility, which aim to elevate standards of sportsmanship and encourage the growth of responsible citizenship for all involved. Because the school district is named in an act of lawsuit involving last season, the district is limited in what additional information can be shared on this. You fucking slimy, mubble. fuckers. How many times have we heard that?

It's an ongoing investigation. Look how tall she is compared to the other girls that actually have badges. Maybe. I don't know. A girl softball player who is anonymously part of a lawsuit with Alliance Defending Freedom that challenges the state laws on trans athletes shared her thoughts on the distracting political dynamic of this season. I just want to.

fair and competitive season. Should I read that or no? Is that what she's going to say? Okay, because I usually make an effort to put something different. I just want a fair and competitive season. My hope for this season is that the focus stays on the game. While I also make sure sports remains a place where female athletes have equal opportunity, opportunities to compete and succeed, former Minnesota high school and current NCAA softball player, so she played on the team last year. Now her sisters on it. This is Kendall Kotsmacher, a maker, I should say, lost a three-two heartbreaker to

Champlain Park last season in what was her final game. So she lost to the tranny. Now her sisters on the team playing against the same training. But Cosemakers' younger sister who lost with her in that game is still set to play this season and could be on a collision course with Herman Munster. Here's the girl, a young college girl who's got her shit together and pretty eloquent about the subject. It's really frustrating to listen to what Walls and Ellison are saying, obviously, about the Trump administration bullying

these trans kids, essentially, but you know, they were in such the forefront of everything going on that biological women and their right to play female sports were pushed to the side. And so I don't see it as bullying when females are genuinely being just completely ignored and

not cared about whatsoever. But enough about my pimp. Do you understand that was so well spoken and it's just people are saying this and people are going woke is more alive than ever and I was looking at Gutfeld's monologue

and there were some examples of what they the left is like doubling down on this shit and my other theory is like I said if Muslims ever try to take over this country to be in for a real problem and I also feel that way about the left

if they think they get back in power that we're going back to what it was before Trump, I really believe if that doesn't kick off, if that doesn't kick off the revolution on our side or a civil war, you know, we'll just become a Marxist nation in 10 minutes. That's where we are. Every year they go, this is the most important election ever, you know. If they've really, you know, and it's just amazing what I'm hearing about the midterms and anyways,

let's lighten up with a nice little marriage breakup. Not really, but some saucy news out of New England. Vrabel calls Audible. Excuse me. Mike Vrable, former New England Patriot, and now head coach, has found himself in very hot water, both literally and figuratively. The former Super Bowl champion-turned head coach was caught by cameras with Athletics NFL reporter Diana Rucini, that little Italian brajola

in a hut tub at an exclusive Arizona resort last month last month. Oh my God. They probably have an effect. At an exclusive Arizona resort last month and people are starting to yap about it. I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me?

Oh, okay. Both Vrabel and that's how I pictured Vrabel's voice, by the way. Both Vrabel and Rusini are married to other people. The Patriots head coach sought to put a damper on the controversy sparked by the picks, claiming his bathing suit-clad interaction with Rusini was innocent. I got to say, when I was single, cheating on many girlfriends, you don't hold hands after a girl blows you, you met two hours ago.

You really don't. This looks like, you know what I'm saying? Nobody does that. If you're just in it for, you know, a quick, sing-thing. That's just my, I'm just reading, buddy. language. But what they don't show you is he has a flashback to him in the Super Bowl and he drops

her with a dry gulch forearm. It's a beautiful thing. They can't show it. It's too. These photos show a completely innocent interaction. This is great. I'm quoting Brable now. Innocent interaction and any suggestions otherwise is laughable. Hey, maybe we're wrong, but that don't look innocent. That looks romantic.

Now, if you just had a fling with it, you'd be choking her out. That arm would be on the hear. And and that, and then she would slide to the ground and you jump in your car and go to the combine. No. Anyways, and any suggestion he said otherwise is laughable.

He told the New York Post says, this doesn't deserve any further attention. Well, I beg to differ. If I'm Mrs. Vrable and if I'm that woman's husband, oh, that'll be enough of me. That does, these pictures are all wrong if that's the point you're trying to make Mr. Vrable. It looks like you're on your honeymoon.

Rusini said the photos don't represent the group of six people who we had a swingers bash with the night before at the Benegans upstairs. What? Up did it. Look at that. He's shooting a load into the pool right over her head. That's just typical. Why? The group of six people who are hanging out during the day.

Like most journalists in the NFL, reporters interact with sources away from stadiums and other venues. That's what she said. The pair both married to other people had breakfast. That's it. They had breakfast on the patio of the hotel restaurant. Anytime you share a Denver omelet with some hoe, it's very serious. Continental breakfast.

That means, you know, only followed by wedding bells. Fucking that's killing me. Anyways, they had breakfast at a patio hotel at 10.30 on a Saturday, March 20th, before spend it a leisurely hour or so. together at the pool and lounging side by side in a hut tub. Things just getting bad. I don't care. He's a great coach.

We've got to keep him. It's got nothing to do with me. Our spy spotted drable in Rusini again that evening on the private rooftop of one of the hotel bungalows. Shut up. Mind your fucking business. Shut up. Rooves are only accessible from the two-person bungalows, which cost up to $2,160 a night.

Yeah, but you're just trying to finger popper. Get the fuck out of here. although these people have money, these coaches. Trying to burrup. Sorry, folks. While Vrabel and Rusini made the trip to the luxury boutique, resort in Arizona with other friends, three informants, three informants.

What do we get, the CIA on them? Three informants tell us that at no time did they witness the coach and reporter interacting with anyone other than each other. Oh, goodness gracious, Heloise. while the pictures and witness information do not look good for Vrabel or Rusini, it looks especially bad for the coach. Why? He just last week he told a star Christian player on the Patriots, Trayvon Henderson, Trayvion,

I should say, great running back, that he needed to get educated about being inclusive after posting a Bible verse in support of Jaden Iby. So Henderson was supporting a basketball. ball player, a brother, of course, a former Bulls player. He'd just been waived by the Bulls for speaking out against teams that host Pride Night. Here is video

of that. No? Says video. Yeah, it's the highlights. Oh. I was going to say, I don't remember putting in, we showed that last week of the black guy saying stuff in his truck, didn't we? Or I saw it on the news.

You're right. I put in touchdowns at the end to try to make it better. Here is, and let me, okay, this is Rayble again. He'll be down, you know,

he was a linebacker slash defense event. You guys remember him. He was there when they won all the rings with Brady. He could play, he was, you know, all pro defensively, but in certain clutch situations,

they put him at tight end. Or he'd come in as a, you know, eligible receiver. and not just like in a regular season game. I'm talking playoffs, big games. Here's a couple of his, some of his work on offense. Just a great athlete.

Holly Weissession, New England, do what they want to do. Watch this catch, folks. Dominate the pace of play. Remember, this is a defensive player making this catch. Play action fake, the live pass, and the ball is caught by Braybo. How about the Brady where he put it? nobody else could get it but him that's what i was gonna say brady is and he did it all the time not just once in a while and here the other thing about brady that people don't talk about and you watch

today's here's the difference like when they throw to a back out of the back feel it's only a 10-15-yard dunk you know to the flat i don't remember him ever not hitting the guy in stride which makes all the difference i don't play like that it was never behind them or nobody even talks about it and I just, I just wanted to reminisce. I don't care if he's banging somebody else. I got to see more rings. Not the one on her finger. Finally tonight,

your sister's 80-inch neck, Powerball pinhead. This is kind of fucking interesting. The man who won Kentucky's $167 million power ball almost a year ago has been arrested for the third time six. What does it matter with Kentucky? Dallas is from Alabama gone.

It's the only state that we can make fun of. I'll tell you. Oh, God, Mississippi. Jesus Christ, I'd live in Ukraine on the front lines before I'd fucking go to Mississippi. I know what happened to Mississippi. They should just, I don't know. I don't even know what's above it.

Make whatever it's above it. The name has such a bad connotation other than the ribbon. Anyways, anyways, this. This nuts been arrested for the third time. Here's the local knows Tanya about it. It doesn't look crazy. That's a good thing. On Saturday,

they believe that he broke into someone's home, that he stole $12,000 worth of cash. He later was found at a gaming facility. He was arrested there by police. And police also say, you know, that they found marijuana in his car. So he was arrested for second-degree burglary and for possession of marijuana.

How about him doing this to the camera? It just shows. It just shows. Hey, I'm getting my... Guys, he's got a $167 million in the bank. Living with his mother still, by the way. What a waste of money that was. He's coming out like he's on the red carpet

at the fucking Cannes Festival. Welcome to my autobiography. According to an arrest citation filed by the Lexington Police Department, security camera footage captured farthing, that's his last name, allegedly entering a residence on Kennesaw, drive in Lexington around 7 p.m. Saturday, the alleged victim reported to police that

they heard a loud noise that sounded as if the door had been busted open. Farthing allegedly fled the scene in a black Porsche. You're breaking into a house and you're doing it in a black poor. What possibly could be, he must have known this person, though, to know there's 12 large in there. I don't think that was an accident. You know what I mean? He didn't just pick a house open. There was cash in a black Porsche before police arrived. Supplies, why didn't you do it in your limo? Police located Farthing in the Red Mile Gaming parking lot around 9 p.m.

During his arrest, officers located an alleged marijuana blunt in Farthing's vehicle that was seen in plain view. Farthing's car was searched. An additional marijuana was allegedly located. He was taken into custody at the Fayette County detention Center without incident, according to the psychation. Fathering was arrested in Florida on misdemeanor charges of battery and resisting an officer back in April of 2025.

Jesus. Dude, what are you doing? Which he pled guilty to earlier this month. He still has an active case in Fayette County for a hit and run charge and an intimidation charge in Scott County. Once a Can't take the asshole out of the asshole 167 mil

He's been three times In less than a year What are you going to do with the money? Nothing I'm going to cover myself in tattoos And break into houses It's rough up people like I've been doing Since I got out jail

Because you know My dad fucks his sister And here I am Anyhow Money doesn't change everybody it should right for the uh i yeah yeah what would i you know what i'd do if i had 167 mil i keeps going on youtube and watching these guys build houses in the woods from scratch whether it's a hollowed out giant redwood trunk that had fallen or an underground bunker and they do it like in two or three

months and they do time lapse photography and it's amazing and it's real It's not bullshit. Travis, my 11-year-old son, loves those videos. Does he really? Does he like ones with grown men in him? You ever seen a grown man naked? Does he like Gladiator movies? The other scene, did we talk about this?

I can't even remember. But the other scene is when the inflatable doll blows up and they cut off lessee nails, and women's feet are up in a star. And like I said, the 20 women that they interviewed are like, well, why was he doing? Because it's a comedy. Yeah, but it doesn't make sense.

He either did the three stooges. What the fuck's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? All right, that's enough for today. My neck is killing me. My hip is killing me. I got a physical tomorrow. I can't wait to tell the doctor.

By the way, I think he still believes in the vaccine. I might punch his face in. Remember I told the last time I met a physical? He asked me that. It was right or wrong. And I was after COVID. Not long after go. Have you been vaccine?

I'd go, fuck that. And he goes, shook her head like in disgust. And I almost wanted to say, you and I had done here. When he talked to my two, and this is before my brother-in-law's had heart problems. Perfectly healthy guys, both vaccinated. They had to be. All right, that is it. Don't forget cameo.com.

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