The Nick DiPaolo Show - Haley Takes "Koch" Money | Nick Di Paolo Show #1490

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about a Gov. Human Trafficking Sting, Koch Money, a Wing Nut and more! Support our sponsor, Nugenix! Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text NICK to 231-231. Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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Watch again tomorrow night. We will be streaming the Newsome DeSantis debate which Sean Hannity put together. I don't know how We'll be streaming that live and crowd a studio. I'll be sitting next to him Drinking some type of liqueur every time they say vote or stupid or... Are you trying to die of alcohol poisoning? Yes, that would be the idea. What's funny is they put up the rules when you're supposed to take a drink,

and they pick certain things. I would say Marxist would be one. But I always forget I'm sitting there drinking the whole show. I do. It's a nice mug there, and it's got booze in it, and I'm sipping the whole fucking next thing,

and I'm like, you know. But, boy, is it fun. It's fun. And, yes, we talk over the people. All right? That's part of it. You can't. It's streaming.

Understand? So, yes, we're You can't. It's streaming. Understand? So yes, we're going to joke with, well, you know, the two politicians are saying their stupid things. We're going to joke over it. So don't complain about it. I'm saying that on behalf of Crowder's... I'd be the same way, folks, at home. I'd be like, quiet. I want to hear Chris Christie.

Fat fuck. Boy, do I hate him. Him and Nikki. I just... That's why I hate to be again i sound like a broken record that's how cynical i am they have no business being near the republican nomination after what trump did and how good he was and and and what this country's turned into it's fucking insane it i i'm at a loss for words. Let's start off with a new story for today. A government candy.

I don't know. A senior Pentagon official. Let me repeat that because that's pretty important. A senior Pentagon official who oversaw, I don't even understand his job, do you Dallas? Federally operated school systems. What the fuck is this, China?

Oh, actually, yeah. So these are for overseas stations and whatnot, like Italy, Japan or whatever. They have federal schools so you still get an American school education. Oh, okay. Well, that clears it up a little bit. Anyways, yeah, so a senior Pentagon official who oversaw federal operating school

systems in the Americas, I guess that's the word I missed, Los Americas, has been arrested in Georgia. That would be Georgia, the state of Georgia, not the country, clearing up the international boundary. Anyway, he's been arrested in the state of Georgia, United States. Human trafficking sting. That's a Pentagon official.

For education, by the way. What kind of education was he doing? He sure is. The Coweta County Sheriff's Office, CCSO. That's a new show on CBS after CSI special retarded units. Fucking hell, how about those brainwashing shows? There's been three black criminals out of the 70,000 episodes. Last week announced the arrest of 26 people,

including Stephen Kovic. No, Stephen. I don't like people spell Stephen like Stephen. Hovannik. There he is. Well, he looks like a nice guy. Jesus Christ. He looks like a thug.

He could have played Hoffa. He looks like Jimmy Hoffa, depending on some of the pictures you see. Anyways, that's him arrested, along with 25 other people. Former chief of staff for the America's Division of the Department of Defense, education activity. That's not his duty. In connection with an alleged human trafficking ring.

And I said to Dallas, it just represents the rot. The moral, I hate to sound like an old man, we're morally bankrupt. We're rotting from the inside out, just like some Russian leader predicted years ago that we would fall from the inside. This is what he's talking about. Okay? It still beats other systems, but I'm just saying, it's got to be Rome. Sure feels it.

Hovannock has apparently held the position, this one, since 2010, according to his LinkedIn profile. Authorities charge Hovannock, 64, with pandering. What the? That word doesn't work. I pander to my wife when I want sex. A misdemeanor in Georgia. Oh really? So it's like getting a parking ticket? You're involved in a sex ring? I don't care in what capacity.

That's what, $4 fine? After he allegedly solicited sex in a motel room with an undercover agent. I call that entrapment. My wife doesn't. What? No. Look at this. You're a real crumbum. A total of 26 arrests were made, 12 for prostitution. There's a word I get. 10 for pandering, 4 for pimping. Yo, those are mobbed. Three of the individuals are currently under investigation for human trafficking and drug charges. The DODA is described as one of only two federally operated school systems that is responsible for planning, directing, coordinating, and managing pre-kindergarten through 12th grade educational programs on behalf of the Department of Defense.

Proving once again the deep state is as filthy as your sink. 12th grade educational programs on behalf of the Department of Defense. Proving once again the deep state is as filthy as you sink. The DODEA operates 160 schools located across 11 countries in seven states, Guam and Puerto Rico. Is this a video? No. Oh, it's just a picture? Yes.

He's got a great, great line and great defense. I'm not doing anything. That's my defense when I'm laying on the couch and my wife asks me to empty the dishwasher. I said, I'm not doing anything. What's the matter with you? Who's an animal? Your mother, you son of a bitch. Anyways, so I'm just saying we're morally bankrupted. It runs so deep. I don't know if this Western civilization is going to survive. I don't mean to be melodramatic, as Mr. Patel, my English teacher, used to say. But it don't feel good. Hey, guys, let me ask you a question. You tired of wasting your money on testosterone booster products that don't work? I don't blame you.

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largely financed by billionaire Charles Koch, endorsed former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, stripper Nikki Haley, for president on Tuesday, boosting her primary campaign against the Republican front runner, former President Donald Trump. And obviously, anytime the Koch brothers, they have deep pockets. So that's what that's. That's her. This one really. The Haley endorsement by the Koch backed Americans for Prosperity Action marks the end of a year-long search for, that's one of the Koch brothers, for a viable Republican alternative to challenge Trump. And this is what you came up with, old rich white billionaire? Haley has what it takes to lead, he says, a policy agenda to take on our nation's biggest challenges and help ensure our country's best days are ahead.

Really, where'd you get that from? The group said in a memo, with the grassroots and data capability we bring to bear in this race, no other organization is better equipped to help her do it. I disagree a thousand percent. The network has massive resources and has said that it is prepared to deploy them to boost the former South Carolina governor and to challenge Trump's increasingly tight grip

on his party's presidential nominating contest. Why does he have a tight grip on his party's presidential nominating contest. Why does he have a tight grip on it in the first place? Oh, he did everything he promised, something nobody's ever done. Oh, he brought us the strongest economy in the history of the United States. That's not hyperbole. Record low unemployment in all ethnicities and women across the board. These aren't, oh, by the way, ISIS ran with their tails between their legs, like the rats that they are.

He blew up Soleimani. That's how he deals with it. Do you really think, I was thinking about this. I said this to my wife last night. You know what they did, Hamas or whatever? They've been watching Biden for three and a half years and Iran. And so this is a good time to hit. Look at this feeble guy.

He's on our side, for Christ's sake. I mean, he's in love with China, who we're in love with. Let's do it now before Trump. You think this would have happened if Trump, that October 7th attack, would have happened if Trump was in there? They know he's nuts. It's like when Reagan. you ever hear that phone call? Reagan's on a phone call and they were recording it.

He was waiting for Gorbachev to come on, or one of the Russians to leave, and he goes, well, the bombing starts in five minutes. You can Google it. But I swear to God, even that was script scripted because they're like this guy's not but then again we don't think putin's nuts do you i'm sorry yeah i'm sure you're a nice lady and whatever governor she was governor of south carolina but this goes back to the whole globalist thing with the the co-brothers that's Koch brothers. That's right. They're global. Trying to find their patsy. That's exactly

right. That's all that is. But she was governor of South Carolina. How come Charleston just elected their first Republican in history mayor? But also

all that money and you're trying to find your patsy and this is the one you go with, a sure loser. Yeah, I guess they think money talks, you know, and maybe they know some, maybe they know something you and I don't, Sosa. Maybe they know, I don't know. How interesting is this? You get Trump, maybe he's going to be in jail. And if I read that line one more time about it's the end of our democracy, well, he's being indicted so they can take him off the...

I can't believe, as Bill Hicks said, I know it's base irony, but it's still delicious. Americans for Prosperity Action, the Coke-backed super PAC, has already spent millions of dollars so far bashing Trump this cycle. Yeah, you'd want to bash him, right? Again, stop calling yourself Republicans. Arguing that he would lose a general election. You're right. This has to be

bullshit to President Joe Biden. I got news for you, fuckface. I don't care how rich you Koch brothers are. He didn't lose the last one. I'll say that. I'm purple. People's a lot smarter than me saying it. Okay? Politicians. I can't believe

you're that naïve. And that's — yeah, that's throwing good money after bad going after her. Think about this. Three hundred forty million people in the country, and even her and Chris Christie are down in the final few. Think about that. You're going to tell me that I take the goddamn CEO of McDonald's, Arby's, fucking whatever. I'll take a business. I just and she's always badmouthing Trump when he was

in office. Remember? Anyways, I don't know what you're thinking, Koch brothers, but please get out of the way. J.D. Vance, he should be on the ticket now after what he said. Did I talk about that earlier? Yeah, yesterday. When he goes, I'm sick of this shit as far as race, somebody's writing a book about de-centering white people. He goes, I'm sick of this shit. I'm going to go out and investigate.

That's what we need, God damn it. Anyways. All righty, let's move on to wingnut. What? A man on a Southwest Airlines flight opened an emergency exit door. Well, of course he did. Climbed onto the plane's wing Sunday while the aircraft was at a gate in Wallens. Louis Armstrong at the National Airport.

That's pretty good. Imagine playing a horn so well. They name an airport after you. The Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office, boy, we do a lot of stories from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office, said it responded to a disturbance at the airport after a 38-year-old man opened the emergency exit door to access the wing and jump out. Once again, I'll say it.

He wanted to go viral and get his 15 minutes. So what if he has to pay a fine? Whatever. This is, don't tell me he's Matt DeLay. Well, you are. You're Matt DeLay if you want to be famous that bad. The plane was stationary. That's the bad part of the story story I wish it was at 30,000 feet and one of those flaps just the plane was stationary and had not departed the gate at the time of the incident yeah I got that from the picture fuck's sake and the man was stopped by personnel on the ground and held until deputies arrived He's arrived. And they asked why he did that. He said, Just calm down. Just relax and calm down.

What are you getting so excited about? No, I can't. No, no, no. He's nuts. Just relax. They're trying to get him off the wing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it. No, I can't. These things go down. These things go down. It's too big. It's too big. It can't go up. Anyways, there was a guy on the plane who took out his phone

and began to record the incident. As soon as he pressed the record button, this guy Webster said the passenger unlatched the lock to the emergency exit door and jumped out the window. He said, I was terrified. Well, I was on the ground. Relax, Phil. But sometimes I pray the guy next to me would do that. But yeah, he jumped right out the window. You know.

Bye-bye. Take it easy. Webster's video shows several passengers evacuating the plane and rushing through the jetway. Later, the video shows what appears to be an airline employee jumping from the jetway onto the tarmac to assist colleagues in subduing the passenger. This is the stuff I have to do to get 11 likes in a video. colleagues in subduing the passenger. This is the stuff I have to do to get 11 likes in a video. When deputies made contact with passenger on the tarmac, he appeared incoherent, not fully aware of his surroundings, said the sheriff's office. The man was transported to a local hospital for evaluation. Turns out it was John Fetterman. Is that his name?

For evaluation as the deputies believed he was suffering from a mental health emergency. Yeah, it's called wanting to be famous, according to the sheriff's office statement. And he remains hospitalized. Watch out because I'm... There is no indication that the man left anything on the plane, nor was he found in possession of any weapons of any type. The statement continues. No shit.

He's not expected to face any criminal... That, what? Any criminal charges locally. However, the investigation has been referred to federal authorities. Oh, I'm sure they'll get right on it. No one was injured during the incident. Again, unnecessary sentence. Really?

I thought about 40 people lost their arms when he jumped out the fucking U. Anyways, hey, guys, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of this show. We're bringing you the second episode of Nick's Bitchin' Kitchen. Chicken piccata is up. It's one of my favorites. You're going to love it. You make it for your bride, and she won't come back. I don't know.

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