The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hamas Employed By U.N. | Nick Di Paolo Show #1516

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Soldiers attacked in Jordan, UN hypocrisy and more! Support the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/NICKDIP50 and use code NICKDIP50 Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Baby, I'm tired of towing a line That's right, if you're 78, you'd love that song. How's it going, folks? Great to be with you. Can I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't? All right. Welcome on a Monday, Monday, Monday after a championship weekend in the NFL as you saw the Detroit Lions turn into the Detroit Lions in the second half. It's so funny. And I know you're not going to believe me.

I know this. But I've watched so much of this shit, it's embarrassing. I have these instincts. And I'm going, well, I've watched enough of this where teams that have been losing for decades after decades, it's like a cancer. It can't be removed. There's always a little... They're like a cancer patient this year. The Lions had a cancer. It can't be removed. There's always a little... They're like a cancer patient this year. The Lions had a cancer operation.

They got 95% of it, but they left a little... They fumbled. Oh, heartbreaking. I want them... I didn't realize they never even made a Super Bowl. Especially after the first half. That's what I'm saying. They were the better team, and not by accident. They were running through the motherfuckers. Anyways,

so yeah, that was whatever. I'm just tired of, the 49ers haven't been there for a while, but I'm tired of them too. And the Chiefs. Now I know how you guys

felt about my Patriots for fucking two decades. How bored were you guys? Fuck, I'm already sick of the Chiefs, and I don't even dislike them. I like Andy Reid, that fat fucking offensive genius. He really is.

And Kelsey came out like, I'm going to fuck anybody up that comes near me. Anyways, and lay off Taylor Swift, will you, for Christ's sake? I don't even know. I couldn't name a song if she came to my house and played in the kitchen. What would that matter? If it was in the kitchen or she played it on the radio?

Yeah, but can we at least take the cameras off of her? No, what are you, a homo? What are you, a homo? I like the looks at that. I like football. Oh, excuse me. I don't. I only played it from age eight to fucking 21.

I'm not talking about the media. Yes, the media. Fucking that goes. She's a superstar. Her and her, her and her, fuck, I said husband. The fucking most two famous people on the planet, thanks to the media. But I fucking like seeing her chair on her boyfriend. I wonder if she even liked football before this.

I don't know. Uh, whatever. But the people online, and I know you're a fucking idiots online. I'm not going there. I put out some tweets and my wife got upset, which means I got you're fucking idiots online. I'm not going there. I put out some tweets, and my wife got upset, which means I got a ton of shit back, because I like to fuck. I'm tired of being quiet. Anyways, yeah, that's you, quiet Nick. Shut up. Anyways, yeah, all the people attacking her. You ruined Raven's fans. I'm sure they were a little pissed.

They're online. Everybody's attacking her like it's her fault for being famous. Fuck off. You're a bunch of fucking do-nothings. Lay on your ripped beanbag chair and have some Cheetos. Anyways. What else? And the other game. Sorry. I know you guys out there want

Lamar Jackson. I am one of the biggest Lamar Jackson. I told you I'd pay $1,000 to watch this guy in person. He's as fun. He is a freakish athlete. He's no Tom Brady when it comes to being a quarterback. Okay? Neither is Mahomes.

And there ain't never going to be one. As much as you PC people, you gymnastas, and all you other fucking people want it. So keep putting up. Look at he's he's just tied somebody for whatever. Yeah, because he's been in the playoffs six years in a row. That's why he's already breaking the. But if you think they're going to replicate what the Patriots did over 20, it ain't going to happen.

It ain't going to happen. Randy fucking Reed is no Bill Belichick. And that was all, you know, that's skill. Luck. It all came together. It ain't going to happen. Randy fucking Reed is no Bill Belichick. And that was all, you know, that's skill, luck, it all came together. It's a freakish, you know, what do they call that when I, anyways. Why am I talking this? You guys do it. Let's talk about death.

It's a Monday morning. Let's get right to it. U.S. deaths in the desert. That should be what I should be talking about. This is a huge story, and everybody should be a little going, hmm? The number of injured continues to climb after an Iran-backed militias killed three U.S. service members and injured dozens more in an overnight attack on a military base in northeast Jordan! That's Dearborn, Michigan. By late Sunday, the number injured had climbed to 34.

That's probably even higher because this is from yesterday. 34 service members. This included at least eight personnel whose injuries warranted an evacuation from Jordan to higher-level care, like head injuries, though they were believed to be in stable condition. The injuries mostly included traumatic brain injuries. They say that like it's a sprained ankle. The injuries mostly include a pulled hamstring. Though the number of cases will likely go up as symptoms can take time to develop, militant groups targeted the logistics support base located at Tower 22.

Are you familiar with Tower 22? Dallas probably lived there for a few weeks. Of the Jordanian Defense Network. That's a good network. If you want, you get all the scores. You can bet on the Turks. There are around 350 U.S. Army and Air Force personnel deployed at the base to counter ISIS specifically. Durka, Durka.

Muhammad Jihad. I didn't know that. I didn't know the Air Force was out there. What are they going to do? Al-Baqarah. Where are they keeping their... Out of respect for the family's impaired Defense Department policy, the identity of the service members

are being withheld until 24 hours after their next of kin have been noticed. Later Sunday, President Jerkoff Joe Biden said that the U.S. shall respond with a strongly worded letter from Jill. You fucking faggot. Die in your sleep tonight. Oh boy. U.S. shall respond to the attacks. In a written statement, Biden said, the U.S. will hold all those responsible to account at a time and a manner of our choosing.

Oh, you're putting the fear. Will it be right after you send more money to their proxies, you jack-off? Defense Secretary, black man who hates the United States, Lloyd Austin said, we will take all necessary actions to defend the United States if I'm not in the hospital. Our troops and our interests, he said, and people said, Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? The GOP erupted at Biden and called for retaliation against Iran. They also used Saturday's deadly assault to highlight what they call Biden's failed policies in the Middle East. What they called. The whole world's calling it that.

But the media is saying, what? Do you see that? For weeks since Hamas' deadly October 7th surprise attack on Israel, Iranian-backed proxies such as the Houthis and the blowfish in Yemen, Hezbollah in Lebanon, and militia groups in Iraq, as well as Syria, have unleashed fire near U.S. or allied assets and forces stationed in the region. The Biden administration's failed Middle East policy has destroyed our deterrence against adversaries in the Middle East.

House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Michael McCaul, he's a fucking rhino, by the way. He said that on Sunday morning. That's how, you know, they only send the assholes to those shows, by the way. You fucking people. Exactly my feelings. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Hey, folks. You know, let me change the pace a bit. There are better ways to waste time than searching for the perfect head of lettuce at the grocery store.

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Even as the UN accuses Israel of genocide with its absurd initial ruling against Israel from the UN's International Court of Justice in a case brought by South Africa, the world body is revealed as itself complicit in genocide. This is shocking. This is the one I was talking, boy, am I confused today.

Well, three servicemen dying should be the first, but this is just as shocking, in my opinion. The United Nations, excuse me, Relief and Works Agency, that's U-N-R-W-A, this is fucking insane. They were forced to fire a dozen workers for allegedly, again, folks, they worked for the UN, which we should have kicked out of the United States 40 years ago. Never mind yesterday, next week. I would think after this, if they don't, well, I guess we'll have to wait till Biden gets out.

But if they're not booted, then forget it, folks. Don't even follow the news anymore. But if they're not booted, then forget it, folks. Don't even follow the news anymore. Anyways, they were forced to fire a dozen workers for allegedly participating. I'll repeat that. Participating in Hamas October 7th attacks. You fucking hypocrite.

Isasli? Isasli. Hi, I'm Joe Biden. Bagala kagala. The agency has long been an arm of the terror cadre. Hey, this is a fancy language. Directing aid to Hamas and its killers. Are you interested in the real story? Yeah, let me hear it. But now its workers have allegedly crossed the line. Listen to this, joined genocidal battle against innocent Israelis. One reportedly, this is a UN worker under UNRWA, one reportedly lent their house

to use as a hostage holding facility. Right there should be end of story. They should be bulldozing the building in Manhattan today. No shock then that the United Nations tries to shift blame onto Israel, demanding that it follow the Genocide Convention, like it hasn't already been doing that,

and send more aid to Gaza, demands that it has no actual powers to enforce, meaning UNRWA, they have no power to enforce that. And just like all the demented outrage from the international left, the ruling refuses to call the hamas butcheries what they are terror fucking ism that's one of the uh i was gonna say founding fathers what do you call those old guys that run the mob over there anyways and while and while UNRWA is actually doing alleged terrorism,

proved to be too much even for the Biden administration, which has suspended funding. I don't even believe that from them. The endless corruption here hasn't stopped President Biden himself from desperately trying to appease the radical left flank of his party by not backing Israel too much as he heads into a bruising re-election. Can you imagine?

He has to worry about hurting, hurting the people that vote Democrat that are for Hamas in Butchery. You'd think he'd be relieved that this happened if we lived in the same world. They'd be like, ah, now I can say it should be a relief to Joe Biden. But no, that shows you how fucking radical Democrats are. The UN's a moral freaking joke. And then we have an update on this story. Today, listen to this. It got into detail. At least 10 of the 12 fired last week by the United Nations Relief and Works

Agency, UNRWA, were active members of Hamas, active members of Hamas, while another was affiliated with Islamic Jihad. Last time I checked, they weren't in the fucking NFL, these two teams, according to the dossier obtained by the New York Times. Israel officials said they tracked the movements of the U.N. aid workers on the day of the attack. You can't do nothing. Using phone records and phone calls.

As well as, I was thinking about this real quick. You know how they can't release the real horror that went on on October 7th? Because of the family victims fan and I understand all that but the fact that there's so much doubt and people saying you know like Hamas they're making that up Israel that's not true I bet you Netanyahu's this far from going okay trigger warning but here it comes you can watch it for yourself I hope he doesn't do it I have a weak stomach as well as using the agency as a cover, the terrorists also worked by day as terrorists

and even teachers and other school employees, according to the dossier. What I'm thinking of now is that girl that was released. There was one girl that was, remember she said everybody over there is a terrorist. Remember that young girl? Everyone over there is a terrorist. This backs her up completely.

Anyways, it gave the names of the staffers that were not published by the Times. Of course it did. Are you saying he knows nothing about these matters? To my knowledge, nothing. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. Alright, this committee is now adjourned.

Shut up. I'm talking, bitch. They found that at least one was told via text message to bring rocket-propelled grenades. Dallas calls those RPGs and he knows. He's got some at the house. We were shooting them, remember?

Talmadge Bridge? He kept at his house with him, the dossier report. A social worker, listen to this, a social worker also gave to this, a social worker also gave out ammo as social workers will do. Coordinated vehicles and took

the body of a dead Israeli soldier back with him to Gaza, according to the Israeli intel. What the fuck is going on? It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. God. Again, folks, these are people that work under the UN umbrella. Can I say that?

A school counselor from southern Gaza teamed up with the winner of Dancing with the Stars over there. They have one leg. It's a very good show. Teamed up with his son to abduct a woman who became one of the more 200 hostages. I'll repeat that. Somebody who supposedly worked for the UN abducted an Israeli girl and is one of the 200 hostages taken by Hamas terrorists that day, according to the dossier.

In total, Israeli officials say a dozen employees from the United Nations Relief and Works Agency actively took part in the terrorist attack, from the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, actively took part in the terrorist attack, prompting the aid agency to announce on Friday that it fired nine of the staffers who are still alive as investigations continue. Two others have since died. Yay!

Is that all you're going to do is fire them? You're not going to shut down the whole UN? That I was about to say, that's it. They don't get arrested. They don't get tried. They don't get... No, you're not going to shut down the whole un that i was about to say that's it they don't get arrested they don't get tried they don't get no you're just getting left out to go kill somebody else no you're right because and and guys like you put your neck on the line we would capture fucking terrorists and throw them back into the mix and they're trying to kill you again i mean it's just politicians are just useless, man. Don't you see how a revolt comes along?

You can taste it. How fucking, this is almost a blessing in disguise because I was saying Adele's before we came on the air. That's the fucking, let me test. This is the perfect reason to shut down the UN and never trust it again. If Bibi was running our country, I think that would have been done. Yet Biden has to be careful. You don't want to offend those people, you know, his constituents that like Hamas.

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and he's Count Basie. Yeah, and he's the Count Basie. I was trying to think, I was trying to think of a thing you keep a base in. What's that got to do with bassy? I don't know. I thought it was.

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