The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hang Them All! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1760

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about the CIA Russia Hoax, Another Trump Win, D.C. Governance, FU Zohran, Time Actually Flying and a Rubio Impersonator! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing I'm gonna go ahead and get started. Balls on this prick. You bet. Balls on this prick. It's kind of funny when you think about it. Welcome to the live line up boys and girls where you get, look at this line up, from 9am to 7pm Eastern time. Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilsall, Russell Brand and more from again 9am to 7pm right there on Rumble for free. I mean you can't do better than that on the internet unless you want to go look at a cat

getting kicked in the face. That can be fun too. Anyways, today I'll be talking about, to me, the biggest story in the history of politics, the CIA has confirmed that the Russia hoax was just that, a Russian hoax. And now there's going to, I know the left is going to go, oh, we already knew all the, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't, no, you didn't. First of all, you've been denying it. And then the right knew about it. Now it's confirmed in writing with all kinds of stuff. And the scumbag called me and Brendan was at the top of it.

And so, you know, people make fun of Fox News and shit, but they were right on that. They were right on that. And you guys keep comparing it to CNN and everything. I'm just saying. I mean, be skeptical about all corporate media. I get that. But I'm just saying, don't ever compare the two.

I don't know why I'm barking for them. And what else? Trump gets another big win, as usual, and our favorite communist Muslim, Zoran, he's talking to Kaka, and Trump sort of answered him. And somebody's doing a great Marco Rubio impersonation. It's not me or Daryl Hammond. So that's all coming your way. Red Sox have scored eight. I don't know why I start with this, folks. I just have to. I go back to what I do the night before at the top of the show and it's pretty much nothing, as you can see. Made sausage and peppers. You guys know how to

do that. Sox have scored 86 runs in the last 10 games. That's eight and a half runs a game, almost. And have scored 10 or more runs in the last five games. And these are a bunch of rookies, I mean really good rookies, and it's frightening. I'm telling you when they get this shit, Alex Bregman's coming back like next week. They're putting up runs like the Newland patriots did with Brady was there touchdowns nick oh i don't care i'm i'm gay and it doesn't matter i don't know sports i like soccer i know that's a good one

anyways uh... yeah so uh... very proud of my socks trade deadlines coming up the end of the month i get a feeling and i hate to say this because he hit he hit the longest home run I told you two nights ago Gonzalez hit the longest home run this year right 454 feet the 454 yeah Jaren Durant hit 460 400 and Nick wake up smell coffee. 466 last night? I don't know who they're gonna, because they're talking about Durand, Trev and Durand, and I don't know, this guy steals bases and he's a little inconsistent at the plate, but whatever. You guys don't give a fuck. Let's talk about the Milwaukee Brewers. What else

did I do? My wife's got a woman staying at the house who I met in LA. She was 18. She now has kids that are 20 and 22. Bulgarian. Why am I bringing that up? I don't know. The fuck? I don't get company much. Nobody likes us. Dallas comes over, but he'll fucking, he comes over, drinks my beer and we shoot a bitch in kitchen and he's out of there. Look at, he can't even laugh at that. It's like a fucking a soft laugh. Anything a little personal. Come on, you're the fucking... Did you hear him?

No, that's not true. Nick, I have a tremendous sense of humor. All right, I guess. I don't know. Again, I don't live much of a fucking life. Let's get to it. And this one just came in. At least I saw it this morning. Probably came in overnight. But hang them all. Who wrote that headline? I did. Why's that? Well, you find out. Relax. Put your pants back on, Buffy. Hang them all. In a blockbuster report, the CIA, the real CIA under Trump has belatedly, and that should be underlined, belatedly exposed the rank corruption among top intelligence officials who connived to frame President Donald Trump

and drive him from office during his first term. Okay? And, like I said, I know people are going to go, well, this is old. No, no, no, no, no. It's not news until it's confirmed. Their pernicious lie was that Trump colluded with Russia to rig the 2016 presidential election in his favor. The principal piece of so-called evidence was a document known infamously as the Steele dossier, which I pointed out to my good friend Joe Rogan. Now this was years ago, when Trump's first term.

And again, I don't blame Joe Joe I think his produces some type of left wing crumb bum but neither way I haven't been back on the show since and again I'll put a caveat in there I can't remember if I went back after that show or not because I did it three or four times in a short span but I don't think so anyways regardless they were arguing with me remember going what are you talking about above but they had here it is he'll probably maybe he'll report on it now that he's woken up politically it was secretly financed by Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign and Democrats who else fucking criminal

organization and conceived by a foreign agent with a checkered past and espionage and then broken to salacious collaborators at the FBI, CIA, the Department of Justice and Trump-aiding media. Don't forget senators and congressmen. Don't forget them. If I don't see who's the guy we hate with a pencil neck Adam Schiff John Brennan Hillary they should be hanging from their ankles in a bridge San Francisco a real famous one just like they do the cartel does to their enemies that's what I want to see if If these fuckers, again, aren't charged with anything, this means shit. It means shit.

What good are rules or laws with no consequences? Because if you and I cheat on our taxes, $12, they'll be up your ass. The dossier was garbage, of course. The FBI largely debunked it before Trump was even sworn in and fired its author Christopher Steele for outlying as a confidential human source but the bureau concealed those inconvenient facts under then director who was it James I forget his last night yeah i saw call that's it and i love it yummy yummy yummy james i suck cock uh... call me

there is another guy who should state the firing squad and deftly exploited the document as a cudgel to bludgeon uh... uh... the newly elected president call me was aided and again why should cn CNN MSNBC ABC? Why should they exist anymore? You should all because that's the only thing about the First Amendment and They're the ones saying we got to have some type of mechanism because the right puts out disinformation Suck it Swallow it whole call me was aided and abetted by others in the intelligence community, including CIA director John Brennan.

Look at him. That's him getting a blowjob right in the middle of it. And director of national intelligence, Jimmy Clapper. Look at the skull on this guy, filled with nothing but dog shit and spaghettios. This malignant force of unelected douchebags plotted to smear Trump with what is surely the dirtiest trick in political history. And that's no bullshit. That's not a hyperbole in my opinion. Recently, current CIA Director John Ratcliffe declassified and released an internal agency review of the machinations that helped fuel the Russia hoax in a statement posted on social media Ratcliffe stated and I

quote all the world can now see the truth Brennan Clapper and Comey manipulated intelligence and silenced career professionals all to get Trump they didn't give a fuck about you the voters or anybody. Okay? Remember we had the thing signed with the 51 people that used to work in intelligence. Remember all that shit? And then they went on to lie about Hunter's laptop and shit. They should all be in fucking jail. Citing previously hidden records, the review concluded that Brennan, there he is, now he's getting a handjob, in particular push for

the phony dossier to be included in the intelligence community assessment to catalyze a false narrative against Trump. Remember they had to lie when they went to the judge to get the, all that shit. I sound like Bob Youka, all that fucking shit. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google Norm MacDonald on Letterman talking about Bob Uecker talking to Norm about, Norm was at a baseball game in the booth with him and the guy from, fuck, CCR was there, whatever, no, Fogarty was there. Just Google that. I don't have time to talk. Anyways, all the experts in Russia objected to what Brennan wanted to do, but they were

sidelined and they were silenced. The CIA's deputy director for analysis warned Brennan in writing that including the discredited dossier in any capacity jeopardized, end quote, the credibility of the entire paper. Brennan didn't care. Mad men with power. Okay, so it's official. Half the world owes Trump an apology. I'm sure it's coming. I'm sure. I'm sure Rachel Maddow started texting them as this came out. I'm sorry. So let me ask you people, again I'm asking people that aren't watching the show because you guys watch me because we think alike politically, but if you have any liberal douchebag friends in your family or whatever, just go what do you get to say now? Why would you ever

put on CNN, not that we didn't know this already as far as the media goes why would you ever put on CNN again MSNBC ABC CBS they only ignored what you wanted the will of the people and tried to frame this fucking guy this makes Trump the greatest president in the... You got this, I just pointed out, right? Well, he was in there his first term, them doing all this shit to him. Not to mention Obama spying on him when he was transitioning into the fucking White House. All that crap. Then you get all the shit this time when he ran, they were trying to put him in jail for phony charges. He cleared that hurdle. Then he got shot in the face, and he still won in a landslide.

So if anybody doesn't think, and he might get a Nobel Peace Prize, if this motherfucker, I'd remove Washington and put his fucking face up there, if there's a limited rock space. Take a fuck. I think Trump can afford the real estate. That's true. You know what he'll do? You're right. He'll have... You know what he's gonna do, Trump? If they don't put him on, he'll build his own right above those guys. Jesus, have a cup of coffee, Nick. Look at this. What the fuck? Looks like I'm playing in that

overtime in the old Boston Garden 1976 in August Sweating like BB King after a Snickers bar what fuck? Sugar foot I know Tracy Morgan you got sugar foot Some people are so goddamn funny Some people are so god damn funny. So yeah, that's, that went to the top of the line today, because I had all the stories written. And I just can't wait to see how they spin. Oh, you know what they'll do instead?

They'll lie about something else. Oh, the Epstein file's not coming out. Because during Trump's hour and a half meeting on camera with the press yesterday, somebody asked him about it and I think he said, we're not, whatever. Anyway, so I'm sure they will be harping on that today. Right? Regardless, and Hillary, I guarantee that fat,

thick ankle dog face is sitting home eating bonbons Going they're never gonna get me Same with Brennan. I am so So again, these people are in their 70s most I don't care. I Want to see him in prison All right, let's move on enjoy your shithole. What kind of headline is that? Enjoy your, enjoy your shithole. There's a family. I don't know where they were from.

It was just a clip I saw on the internet. I'd have to go, if I had to go out on a limb, I'd say California, but I wasn't ready to do that, or I would've put it in the West Coast stupid. But there's a family, a nice all-American family. I hope I see them on the ID network someday but you know the they're a nice family with the kids and shit and they're all excited they're of their mat they just got there what was it citizenship

permanent residence whatever that is it's written on probably a fucking milk carton fucking Mexico like they keep records third world shithole. They didn't have beaches when you go there Even now you go to a beach and all sudden a head rolls by you But here's a nice American family all excited. They've already got the kids brainwashed All excited because they made the big jump We are officially residents of Mexico. Mexico! permanent residence! Woo!

Enjoy your diarrhea. What's Spanish for beta male? Ah, ah, ah, bae, say, bae, ah, baba. Puto. That's what that fucker is. Enjoy Mexico. They think they're going to have a great time. Fast forward in six months. I hope I see this. Oh, there they are. There they are. They didn't know. They went downtown to get a pound of cheese and for their wife to have an ass lift and they stumbled into the wrong neighborhood and there they are. Look they

spray painted their faces uh... but there's all oh there's five of them. Oh they added to the family there's six i want to see Brennan and Hillary and Adam Schiff and Pelosi and Schumer. I would like to see them

on the san franc Francisco bridge in that form. Is that wrong? Well, if it is, suck a bag of leaves. Look, we're moving to a shithole. I hope you follow up on that story after the third time they have diarrhea in a week and and the daughter let's follow up with you with the daughter brings home you know somebody from the Senoa cart they'll look at my new friend Jose and the wife dies from acupuncture let's hope that happens. Bye bye. That's right. Adios. Adios. Broke on that. Anyways, let's move on. Another Trump W. Please come to Boston.

She said no. The Supreme Court on Tuesday, that was yesterday, they backed President Donald Trump's effort to carry out mass firings and reorganizations at federal agencies. Good. I'm driving around in my new car, Caddy SUV, pre-owned, don't get the wrong idea, waiting for my fucking plates. You know how when you trade in a car, you keep your old plates and they'll take care of the DMV shit and well, my my temporary plate expires in two days and of course I had my secretary

Called the DMV and called the dealership the dealerships in South Carolina, but but but and Usually, you know, they could call the DMV themselves and take care of it, but now they have to write me a letter. There was like eight options that I couldn't do. And this, why am I telling you this? Because it's related to cutting down on bureaucracy and horse shit. We've become anesthetized to it. We're just used to it. You know? So I'm a real rebel. I'm driving around in a minivan with, no, an SUV with illegal plates. So, or they will be soon. But then they agreed to write some type of letter. Yeah, just give me a hall pass. I got to take a shit. What are we in fifth grade? Mother of God help us. Anything that has to do with the government. I would like to see

after they fire and reorganize, I want 41 people total. Why 41? Oh, it's a good number. Phil Villepiano used to wear that. Linebacker for the Raiders in the 70s. Used to tackle everybody by the neck like this. White Italian guy. That's right, he went to same place, Villanova. How he lined up. Fire and reorganization at federal agencies put on hold a lower court order that had temporarily blocked the president

from taking those steps without approval from Congress. Remember he got it cleared that a couple weeks ago that all these friggin' lower courts can't block his shit. I would think not. He's the commander in chief. That's like a CEO, the owner. The decision is the latest in a series. Yeah, but he's a king. I don't give a fuck. Give me a benign dictator, I'd have Mussolini's fucking great grandson in there running shit. The decision is the latest in a series of significant wins for Trump at the Supreme Court including an opinion making it more difficult, difficile to challenge executive orders and rulings backing the administration's deportation policies. Isn't it fun to watch them?

They got that big beautiful bill provided another 10,000 ICE agents and oh my god, everybody's signing up. I saw my Auntie Carol, 71, she's out there with a helmet on. She wishes she was 71. And then unsigned, I'm still getting chills. Before I forget this about getting old, this one sent chills up my ass. I'm watching, they brought up some athlete's contract. I can't remember, it was football or whatever, but I won't be alive like when he's done with it. I think it was a 40 year deal.

So, no, it was, but, you know what I mean? I'm looking at me, and I'm like, that was, oh, whoever. I was reading about, I don't know, but I'm going, mother of God, will I be around to even see that? And you're like, well, if you don't get to the point of the story, no, you won't.

I'm gonna fly out of Savannah and chop your head off with a fucking spork. In an unsigned order, the high Court said the lower courts had stopped the plans based on the administration's general effort They didn't get specific enough the people who are complaining about Trump, you know reorganize Can you imagine complaining about cutting down the size of government that just proved you're a socialist communist piece of shit You want somebody to hold your hand your whole fucking life, you faggot? God. So yeah, they didn't get specific enough.

The Supreme Court said, well, you're just saying you don't like everything he's doing rather than specific agency reduction in force, plans that would just drastically cut the sides of the government workforce. No. Let me ask you something, folks. Do you ever think, just think about how the DMV runs. That's been a joke since I was in high school. Uh, the postal service almost, they're almost fucking extinct anyways. Uh, Amtrak train, all that horse shit. Just think about it. You know, Amtrak's been losing millions and millions since inception

Do you see so if you're big on government and you and you're going well Nick yeah But we you're gonna need safety nets when you get it. No, I'm not. No, I'm not I'm selling coke after the show every day and I'm banking on Novo count was released but Guess who guess who? dissented justice katanji Brown Jackson sounds like a wide receiver for the Eagles look at this ignorant fucking stoop got nothing to do with color just so happens she's black and retarded why is she dressed like she's going to boil somebody in a pot with some other pygmies?

What's that fucking necklace? She stole a beaded seat from a cab driver. Fucking idiot. No Vauxcom was released, but Justice Contangi Braxton Johnson, Brown Jackson, a member of the court's liberal wing. Of course she, she dissented, you know. You're out of order! You're out of order! That's her yelling and then Trump said, You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready.

I thought that was a little over the top, Mr. Trump. Proving what I said, she can't be objective. Certain people, segments of population, shouldn't be on jury. Nick, you're generalizing fucking A-right. She can't be objective. Her hate runs so deep for white people, the establishment. And don't forget Obama appointed this fucking piece of fucking toast. No, that's wrong. Anyways, but federal departments created by law and lower courts have repeatedly held that, this is what she was saying, I think, that the White House

can't unilaterally wipe them out or leave them so short staff that they cannot carry out their legal responsibilities. Because the government is likely to succeed on its argument, this is the court's ruling, because the government is likely to succeed on its argument that the executive order and memorandum are lawful, we grant the application, the court wrote. But you can't explain it to her. Why didn't I hear what her dissent?

Well, it's probably out there in writing, a bright yellow crayon in purple. Fucking no business being near that court. No business. I heard Clarence Thomas threw a fucking lunch tray at her. Hey, you know who? Cameo. They always suggest things like Father's Day is coming up. We're in July. What are you fucking talking about? I know how to market myself. Get out of here. Little hockey news. Brad Marsh and, oh, not yet. Not according to my watch. I got a few minutes. Relax. I'm glad you reminded me though. I went right over. Brad Marsh and Sam Bennett have been re-signed by the Florida Panthers. So it looks like they probably, when they're, they signed a whole bunch of guys from now why would you want two cups in a row going I would love to see my boy Brad Marsh and get a third ring got one

with the Bruins he got one this year I would love to see him what do you what do we care Nick I don't give a fuck I don't care about your sports you think I like highlight basketball's the worst great sport to play in finding all that you I'm just saying you people have all the NBA which is ESPN they follow basketball

baseball and that's it they put they cover the WNBA they put it five runs ahead of the NHL such a shit woke. I'm always in a bar looking up at the TV and it's always like a fucking, you know, Asian woman in her 50s talking to a dyke from USA Today. And then there's a big 400 round black guy

with a beard who played in the NFL. And he's sitting on the lap of a woman with an Indian headdress on. And they're discussing a three-four defense. You wonder why. You're fucking... And I'll say it again. They don't care about profit. When you don't care about profit and you're putting out that type of shit, that's propaganda. I think I just made up a saying for them. Propaganda over profit propaganda over pop put that on a t-shirt let's move on Trump's look Trump made a lot of noise yesterday and so will I go to nickdip.com, this is what we wanted to say, for my tour dates, okay?

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Sheep is crow. I'm going to have to walk around like this all day. Hi. Let's move on. Trump says the Fed should run the District of Columbia. That would be Washington. How do you like that? You got, is he coming up with these ideas?

Probably. I don't know. That one got me a little chubby. Who would argue with that? Who's going to go, no, we like the, I'll tell you who, all the idiots who've been living there and working there their whole lives and who don't give a fuck about the rest of the country. President Trump floated the idea of the federal government taking over Washington DC.

He was on, folks, this was televised yesterday. He put on a clinic, because he's on a roll. As the brothers say, he's feeling it. Is Rubio pretending to laugh at a joke? He even took Rubio's grandpa the clock. First of all, I don't have a clip, do I, of him? I do, right? But he also, while he was talking,

he pointed out that they redesigned that room. And it was like watching flip this fucking house. He's pointing at what kind of lights those are, curtain and there's a beautiful grandpa the clock that he took from Marco Robio He goes Marco didn't want to give it up and I said You know what? I forget what he was like a government threat But anyways, he was talking about all that shit like the lifestyles of the rich and famous Anyways, he was talking about all that shit like the lifestyles of the rich and famous. But he said they would take over DC, you know, and crime would go way down. I think it would, wouldn't.

Don't you move you motherfucker, blow your brains out. So then they went on to the subject of mandami. We call them zoltar. I'll say it again, we're not gonna, they're talking about the guy, you know, I'm talking about the Muslim who won the primaries for mayor of New York City and somebody brought him up and he says we're not going to have, if a communist gets elected to run the New York, it can never be the same, Trump said. But we have, and you know he wants to say Muslim, but we have tremendous power at the White House to run places when we have to.

And he said, ask the people in Iran who ran the nuclear site. Who's running that now? But here's Trump in all his glory laying it down for his administration. Again, another interesting fact, this meeting was longer than all nine of Biden's, what do they call them, press conferences, appallers, I don't know what they, but anyways, combined. They said Biden's was like eight and a half minutes

each. He did an hour and a half standing on his head. He, I'll say this again about him. This is what fuels him. Do you understand? The attention. He can't get enough of it. It's his oxygen. And what better position to be in as the most powerful guy on the planet? You're going to get a lot of attention. Here he is laying it down for the cabinet and the media. the way CNN. What's her name the one with the hairy arms? She tried to ask a question and he shot her down. I Love that if people go well, that's not fair. I'll think back to Jim Acosta and how he treated it Anyways, go ahead Trumpy We have tremendous power at the White House to run

Places when we have to run DC. I mean, we're looking at DC. We don't want crime in DC. We want the city to run well. Suzy Wiles is working very closely with the mayor. They're doing all right, I mean, in the sense that we would run it so good, it would be run so proper, we'd get the best person to run it. You're looking at him.

It would be down to a minimal a minimal would be much less. Thank you for clearing up minimal. I think I know I have to be honest with you. Not the best speaker, but yes and no. Like he'll be redundant and stuff like that, but he'll also have you laughing when he starts pointing out the chandelier above him and shit, which he did. Oh my God, is he a fucking card? Anyhow, does anybody doubt that what he just said is not true, if they ran it? You don't think the streets will be cleaned up? It's sick ice on the fucking homeless people. Nick, that's horrible. No,

it's a great thing. In response, Trump's comments, Senator Mike Lee, he's a Republican from Utah, and pointed out that it was time to deal, that's in quotes, Washington DC's home rule and to have DC's law made by Congress. I looked it up, the Home Rule Act. This is what it is. The Home Rule Act allows DC residents to elect is. The Home Rule Act allows D.C. residents to elect their own local government, which we kind of know already, government officials, including the mayor and city council members. This replaced a system where these positions were appointed

by the federal government. How it works. Local government, the D.C. government, including the mayor and the city council, has the authority to pass and enforce local laws and manage the city's budget as far as congressional oversight. Despite home rule, Congress retains the power to review and potentially block local deals passed by the DC council. I realize the show's a little in the weeds today, but it's kind of important. When Trump says we should run someplace, usually happens trying to get ahead of them as President Trump seems to be contemplating it's time to repeal the

DC home rule and have DC's laws made by Congress only this Congress I wouldn't be for this if it was you know fucking imagine if I let's say say AOC or whoever let's say Harris one And they did it did have rainbows painted on the side of the White House and you know African kids with one leg singing on the front lawn during Halloween fuck Consistent with article 1 section 8 clause 17 of the Constitution Lee wrote So Lee's saying the Constitution says Congress can do this I have a bill the Bowser Act Bowser is the name of the woman that runs DC she's the mayor that would do

precisely that he put her name on it now Trump alluded that they're there she's open to some I don't know anyways make DC safe. I think it's fine. Oh, in February of 2025, that was a couple of months ago, Lee and rep Andy Ogles introduced the bringing oversight to Washington and safety to every resident. Oh my God, they tried to spell Bowser and they did. I wonder who fucking sat in a room for an hour and a half doing coke and trying to come up with that one. What do you got? Bring dollars!

Bring oversight to Washington and safety to every resident Bowser. Now I think they're playing to her ego. She's like, my name is on it? Well, let's hear what you have to say. That would overturn the District of Columbia's home rule. I want to know, I'll say this again. I think Steve Bannon, if you ever read, I read his book, man, you know, his IQ's through the roof. And he, nobody knows this shit more than him.

I always, I always picture him in the background every time I hear a good idea but Trump's got a whole administration of idea people so I could be wrong Giannina sign so as you know well what's the headline no no fuck you Zoran oh god Nick that's what the headline is. Hey, I just play the game. I don't make up the rules. Well, actually, I do. The A4 mentioned Muslim who won the primaries to be mayor in New York City as fucking, we call him Zoltar from the movie Big.

Remember that thing? A resurfaced photo of him, Muslim by the way, born in Uganda, but you know, citizen of here. Resurfaced photo of New York City mayoral candidate Zoran Mamdani. I don't like the last name because it almost sounds Italian. I'm going to make him change it. Here he is praying that everybody becomes communist. Zoran Mamdami, flipping off, this was posted from years ago, him giving the finger to a statue of Christopher Columbus.

Now I had to hesitate on this story, because I just came back from St. Augustine's, and I was given Ponce de Leon one of these. You know, the Fonte Ute. Christopher Columbus is so, there's a picture of him, that's his finger by the way. The picture on the left, and he's wearing like a, like a glove that you give a prostate exam to, probably his life partner, but that's him giving the bird to Columbus.

That's his finger at the bottom of the picture. It apparently sparked backlash online with some members of the Italian American community getting a little upset. Hey, folks, if we can take the Olive Garden with a grain of, well, too many grains of salt. Yeah. Anyways, take it down. So the picture's him.

Here you go. Thank you. There's the full finger given Christopher Columbus the full thing and it under the picture. It said take it down I'll take your sister down Take it down to the river rip off her giant bloomers and throw in the water. You thought I was gonna get dirty didn't Mondani posted this in June of 2020 along with a photo showing what is presumably do you understand this guy? along with a photo showing what is presumably, do you understand this guy has lived the most privileged life because of the United States and he's shitting all over the system? He's entitled. He's so stupid though I guess his dad taught at Columbia or his connection and he couldn't get in. In June

2020 along with a photo showing what he, a gloved hand giving the finger towards the statue of Christopher Columbus in my former town of a story in New York you know so you fucking who yeah that's it go home get my dinner ready that's not what I meant this is what I say to Zoran. Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Sounds like prom night. My girlfriend talking to me. Is it wrong to rip her dress off? Just the strap?

No. It's a joke. Relax, homos. In a post around the same time, Mom Donnie asked his followers in a poll who should be honored instead of Columbus with options that... These are the options he came up with instead of Christopher Columbus. Tony Bennett. I left my crack pipe in San Francisco

Walter Odysseo Like anybody knows this look at this fuck night. He should have an easel behind him working with watercolors Walter Odysseo who is he communist partisan killed Mussolini, so I don't like them Isio, who is he? Communist partisan. Killed Mussolini. So I don't like him. You guys that are new to this show,

I've explained many times on my grandmother's side, her family were like fascists, like her dad literally was a part of the fascist movement, the club, the political party. And my parents went over to Italy a few years ago, quite a few years ago, and they were looking for her father's grave site. So they had my grandmother's passport and there was an old lady like sitting, my father said, so typical Italian, all in black, like on a hot day.

She's eating pasta fazool, like on the of the road, in front of her house. And my father goes over and shows the passport, the name. She goes, oh, Smiljani, the fascista. So if you wonder where I get my politics. Anyways, this guy killed him. And the other option they said, he said said was Sacco and Vanzetti they were two Italians that executed because of a lot of it anti-Italian sentiment back then to me it looks like two guys that show up to your house going you had the

Eagles plus three that in Cuba the winners of the poll were Sacco and Vanzetti. Yeah, so let's take them, let's zoom their bodies and put them in a glass case and remove Christopher Columbus. Anyways, the two anarcho-communists, that's why they, so people are saying it's anti-Italian, it was anti-communist sentiment, and the grease balls weren't very popular. You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. Some in the Italian community took offense to the post, according to the New York Post, including Columbus Heritage Coalition President Angelo Vivalvo, that's Italian for Volvo. Look at this guy. I'm gonna tell you something. This car's got 11 miles on it. We will defend Columbus Day and Columbus statues, Volvo said. Joseph Selsa, as in Selsa bottle, no. The founder and president of the Italian American Museum, have you ever been

in there? It's all big pieces of garlic and glass cases. Suggested it is unwise for Momdadi to aliate, aliate Italians who the New York Post reported makes up 8% of the population in New York City. You know who has the largest population of Italians in North America? Toronto. And it's been like that. Weird. But don't forget this little fact. What ethnic group sent the most people into World War II and gave their lives? Italians. Anyways, so you can be a nepo

baby, this is what somebody wrote about Zoran giving a finger, so you can be a nepo baby, this is what somebody wrote about Zoran giving a finger. So you can be a nepo baby, anchor baby, who's never had a job in your life and potentially become, he's referring to Zoran, and potentially become mayor of America's largest city, excuse me, simply on the force of hating white people hard enough. Yeah, in New York City, that's how it works.

Foundation for Freedom online executive director Mike Benz posted that on X. There he is. I dated his sister Mercedes in the 80s. That's right, folks. Don't give me shit. You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you. Now get the fuck out of here.

Sounds like my dad when I didn't cut the lawn. You know how I keep complaining how time flies and I've said this too to my wife and. Oh, I'm, god, it's a big video, thank you. This is me. This is how I would handle If I had to deal with Zoran Mondami and him wanting to take that let's say he's the mayor of New York now This is me coming to talk to people at his administration about replacing Columbus. I might as well get to the point to people at his administration about replacing Columbus. I might as well get to the point.

I represent a group of concerned citizens who are very upset about this protest you spearhead and no puns intended. Who do you represent? Those are Indians. Italians here in New Jersey. Good people. Family people. Family people. Italians here in New Jersey good people family people family people wink wink they've asked me to tell you that it's really not in your best interest to go through with this fucking thing well if you come here to intimidate me you don't

know much about Indian resolve now should I call security remember this guy our nice Cody he was an actor in the movies. Pause. Iron Eyes Cody, he was an actor in the movies. He's also known, for you guys are old enough, a commercial where a car goes by, this was in the 70s, it was on all the time. A car goes by and they throw trash out the window and it lands at somebody's feet and the camera pans up real slow and it's him with a teardrop.

Iron Eyes Cody. Go ahead. Son of pale face, sitting bull. Your fucking poster boy. Part Cherokee, part Cree. Wasn't even a fucking Indian. Second generation Sicilian from Louisiana named Mr. Decote. Well I think you better leave now. Guy's a total fucker, Phony. Total fugazi.

Talk about Zora. Even Jay Silverhills knew it. But he kept it quiet. Well, we're not gonna. You keep up your bullshit. We're gonna go wide with this thing. Knock yourself out. That used to work for Trump. Jesus Christ, is this true? This is a fucking disaster. Earlier in that scene, see that pretty girl sitting next to the Indian guy? She introduces herself to Pana Leone and she goes,

I'm so and so's TA. He goes, yeah, I can see that as in tits and ass. He met Teach's assistant obviously. Never a better show ever. That's how you handle that shit. I really don't think as bad as New York City is, I just don't. I just don't think. This is too much of a reach. I don't know why I would say that after seeing the Blasio and shit. But I think Trump has exposed a lot of what they're about now. It might be different. Anyways, I hope they are for you

people in New York. Let's move on to something a little what we call evergreen. Boy, time flies. This summer, Earth is suddenly spinning faster. I say it's a result of Rosie moving to Ireland. It's leaning on its ax. As a result of the moon's position, experts explain. They never tell you the experts. Could be three drunk guys who got high looking at the moon last night.

The celestial speed up will knock anywhere from 1.3, brace yourself, to 1.6, what, minutes, hours? No, milliseconds. What the fuck is 1.6 milliseconds? I'll tell you what it is. It was me on my honeymoon. Off the typical 24 hours on Wednesday, resulting in the shortest day in record recorded history.

I had never heard of, that's interesting right? I don't know nothing about that. I've been saying this, I don't know, and it's not just people at my age, as you get all the time picks up. I remember my dad saying it, and I was looking at him. What the fuck are you talking about? He goes, you have no idea. A day turns into a month.

A month turns into a week. A week turns into a day. Now I know what he's talking about. But I say it to younger people. I go, is it? I've asked a few. I go, is it going by faster? And few, I go, is it going by faster? And they go, no, you're gonna be dead soon,

that's why you're thinking that. Shut the fuck up, you're not working with me no more. But it is, my analogy is water in a sink, you know, when you drain the sink and it goes like this and picks up speed before you go on the whole six feet under. That's what it feels like. A day to me today feels like an eighth of a day. Remember when you were a little kid, you're on your

bike on a hot summer day? It felt like four years a day. So I was right. 1.6 milliseconds. It's picking up speed. Anyways, our big blue balls, that's what it says in the article. I didn't put that in to be funny. Our big blue balls rotation process is sensitive business. Yeah, especially when you're playing softball without a cup.

Turns out, phenomena ranging from seasonal changes to natural disasters can have a surprising impact on speed the latest disturbance in the force will be this sixth of its kind since twenty twenty and this morning i've been a pick up that shit at the dry clean and there's more to come the planet pros uh... they say that i'm tired of a i'm gonna stay with you the heart with a fucking pencil the understanding july

twenty second august fifth are expected to be similarly short. Like anybody would notice unless... Even though you pointed out we're not gonna notice. According to the International Earth Rotation and Reference System Service, I work for them. I get fired, I grab the girl's moon. The organization is responsible for eventually handling the negative leap second. That's your job. Dallas handled the leap second.

It's negative. It will result from this string of abbreviated days. This will result in the first, listen to this though, it will result in the first adjustment to the clock of its kind. That historic change is expected to be made in 2029. This is unprecedented situation and a big deal. You know who said that? Duncan Agnew.

Well, who's he? Well, apparently Santa Claus who has a summer home in Santa Monica. A geophysicist at the Scripps Institution for Oceanography at the University of California, San Diego. Oh yeah, there was a tail back there. Had like 800 yards one year. Four carries.

It's not a huge change in the Earth's rotation that's going to lead to some catastrophe or anything, he says, but it's something very notable. It's yet another indication that we're in a very unusual time. That and your beard. Some comedian has a great, I think it's you know who Napier Godsey talking about when when when when you know physicists and Scientists talk about it's a billion zillion light years away and but but but and and we just have to take their word for it Because nobody ever checks their work

They get all this shit up Excuse me. Finally tonight on your sister's back hair is getting in my teeth. Will the real Marco Rubio please stand up? A mysterious impersonator masquerading as Secretary of State, Marco Rubio has reached out to three foreign ministers and two high level US officials. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book?

Who the fuck are you? Some guys imitating him through AI. The identity of the imposter is not yet known. Some people think it's... Adam Schiff. No, the imposter is not yet known, but he seemingly has the goal of gaining access to information or accounts.

I don't know, I check on Russia and North Korea first, and China, and anyways, one to July 3rd, missive sent to State Department employees and obtained by the Washington Post. In addition to the three unidentified foreign officials, the Rubio impersonator, he's got his own room in Vegas, he's doing a residency opening for Kelly Clarkson. Rubio Impersonate had made contact with a state governor and a member of Congress.

The actor left voicemails on the private encrypted messaging app Signal. You remember Signal, right? Hello? Hello? Hello? For at least two target individuals and one instance, sent a text message inviting the individual to communicate on Signal, the State Department warning said. Remember Pete Hegsith did his first meeting on Signal and the newspaper guy from Mother Jones or the Atlantic was on the call. They didn't know. Authorities believe that the ruse began sometime around mid-June and noted that the scammers set up a signal account with the name Marco.Rubio at state.gov, not Rubio's actual email to

correspond. The imposter worked to imitate the Secretary of State's writing style and voice in the messages, I wonder if we went to an acting coach, tapping into artificial intelligence powered software to do so. So you can do that with AI. I drew the line, I'm 63, I got them, care at work. I keep seeing commercials, if you don't know how to do AI,

you're behind the, I don't give a shit, I'm watching wrestling, get the fuck away from me. Revelations about the Rubio imposter come on the heels of multiple high profile impersonations. In May, a bad actor gained access to the White House doing a great Christopher Walken. No. Chief of Staff Suzy Wiles phones,

they tapped into Suzy Wiles, she's this older woman. I forget where Trump found her. She's like calling the shots. She has Trump's ear. She ran his campaign, I think. She's like, and she stays behind. She doesn't want the notoriety. Remember her. Remember that name. Google her. She's like brilliant. Remember that name, Google her, she's like brilliant. Anyway, Suzy Wiles, they tapped into her phone system and began reaching out to various politicians and business leaders, pretending it was her. Since April of 2025, malicious actors have impersonated senior officials to target individuals,

many of whom are current or former senior US federal or state government officials and their contacts. The FBI said that. This AI shit, folks, it's real though. It's not just making a squirrel fucking, you know, brush his teeth and water ski. Although that would be pretty good. We've been saying this forever. Even in the 80s, I saw a commercial where they made somebody look, I go, I go, this is not gonna be used against us. I didn't know AI wasn't even around that, but I'm just saying. And you look, I go, this is not gonna be used against us. I didn't know AI wasn't even around that, but I'm just saying, and you guys,

even now, it's ruined me, I'm cynical by nature. But now when I see something, you know, like a guy hitting a basket from half-quote over his head, I go, that's fuckin' AI. And it might not be, and I'm not giving the guy credit, but who gives a shit, he's an asshole. What? Anyways, it put doubts and everything now? you know and

So it's really I've lost my innocence is what I'm trying to say All right, that's enough for today. I gotta go out ring out this shirt So anyways tune into the great lineup we have here at Rumble. Again, from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Eastern Time, you get all these shows. One leads into the other show. It is tremendous. Heavy hit is a... I don't know if I see Russell Brand, I see that guy Vince. Crowded show is huge. Tim Pull is a heavyweight. It's a great lineup. You can get educated and entertained at the same

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