The Nick DiPaolo Show - Heather MacDonald: Black Privilege | Nick Di Paolo Show #1388

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Psaki getting smacked by her own, Yuengling showing how it's done and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 How are you folks? Welcome to the filthy show. Coffee? You know you want crazy motherfucking water. Oh, cut it out, Dad. You greaseball cocksucker. How are you? Welcome to the show.

Sorry about the language, but it is the internet, go. So kiss my grits. How's that for strong language? Oh, I'll tell you. What's going on? Real quick, top of the show, NHL playoffs. If any of you fans out there are watching NBA instead of hockey, you're not really a sports fan.

Or you're confused, you're a little dumb. Because there's no comparison. I've been saying it forever. Even some basketball, pro basketball players, it's nothing like playoff hockey. I heard one guy at the baby's. Come on. You know why?

It's filled with white guys who think it matters. I don't mean that the, I mean they, I meant that as a zing against white people. It's the most important thing if you're a kid, you grow up, but whatever. Yeah, same with NBA players, but they, you know, but they have other lives. They hang out with hip hop artists or in Miami

getting laid banging chicks at the VIP. White fucking hockey players. They have other lives. They hang out with hip-hop artists or in Miami getting laid, banging chicks at the VIP. White fucking hockey players. They have 12 buds. Start fighting with each other at a pool hall. That type of shit. I'm just saying. And I've mentioned it before.

There's only a few black players. And it ain't because of discrimination. That was the one thing. NHL is, you know, Disney. NHL, ESPN, ABC, Disney has their fingers in the pie at the NHL. And last year during the playoffs, they literally had a segment in between periods about how there's very few hockey players. And yes, they tried to pin it on racism. I already debunked it.

I'm not going to fucking do it again. Even black people won't believe that fucking theory. Okay. So shut the fuck up. I couldn't play hockey as a kid because I couldn't afford it. A couple of my friends, they used to go to bed with their equipment. They go to bed with their equipment on when they were like six, seven years old. Because the ice time in Boston in the seventies, you could only get it at three in the morning. And it's an expensive sport. So I got into that curling. That wasn't, I got bullied for that.

I used to be a great curler. That's a Canadian thing, ironically. Anyways, I'm just saying. Anyways, yeah, they had an intermission where they had a black guy, Anson Carter, who played for the Bruin, trying to imply that it was race. Even he could tell, I don't think he was, maybe he's so stupid, he is.

When you look at life through just a lens of race, It was right. Even he could tell. I don't think he was. Maybe he's so stupid. He is. You did. When you look when you look at life through just a lens of race, you can say that about anything. And that's what the left does. And you not you guys, my fans, crowd of fans. You don't fall for it. But another half of the country does. We call them jerk off Democrats. Anyways, Bruins, Florida Panthers. I know

you guys don't give a fuck, but again, non-stop action. They'll play for seven minutes without a whistle. Vicious body checking. A few scraps. There's no better fucking game in the world. Great goaltending. And the Bruins played without one of the best players, future Hall of

Famer, their captain, Patrice Bergeron, flew, and they still won Three to one or whatever the fuck and flow but you know what they get to play a lot better than I did last night Cuz Florida played a good goddamn game. They were smacking people all over the place. So a few Bruins getting laid out I was very embarrassed But in the end anyways, you guys don't care you're going Oh Sacramento How the Kings doing against the fucking warrior Who gives a fuck Fucking thug

Thug league central Yuck Whistle Every time somebody goes up for Anytime somebody goes Whistle, whistle, whistle Free throw Why don't you go to the fucking, you know what

Why don't you go to the carnival and watch some guy Try to win a stuffed bear for his fat girlfriend Fucking dog shit I don't care what everybody It's a great sport. Don't get me wrong. Basketball's a blast to play. I suck at it. Blast to play all that. I've said all this shit. So Nick, shut up. All right. Let's go to my favorite redhead, Jen Psaki. Psaki smacked. You know Jen Psaki, you remember her? She was the spokesman for Biden. Remember who everybody, you know Jen Psaki, you remember her? She was the spokesman for Biden. Remember? Who everybody, you know, everybody would poke fun of her only because she had to defend that clown. But you know what? After watching Ragamuffin, Caringe, whatever the fuck, that's what they

call her online, Caringe fucking, you know, LaPia fucking, I think she's in the playoffs. Watch her bat her eyes, pretend she's, you know, and she's retarded. Jen Psaki was smart. I'll give you a show of hands. I hate to admit this because I know she's not the best looking woman, but she started to grow on me. That's how fucking old I am. Not with the picture Dallas is about to put up where she looks like Jimmy Durante.

I don't know why. I know she's not my type. Oh, maybe she is. I grew up in Boston. I always had a thing for the freckle face. Anyways, Jen Psaki is facing heat from an unlikely source for not, again, bad picture. Dallas, come on. All right.

Well, that's what you'd be waking up to. I didn't say I was going to marry the bitch. Just get a couple Bud Lights and I'll give her a spanking. I like pale, pale, pale with a little fire down below. Anyways, heat from an unlikely source she was catching

for not interviewing Republicans on her new MSNBC show. Of course, once again, somebody goes right from the Democrats to the Biden, right into the seat at MSNBC, CNN. You're picking up, folks, you're picking up a pattern, and then the media tells you fucking

exactly what the White House... You get that little red beaver right up there in front of you. I don't think it's crazy at all. Oh, I'm so funny. Journalist Kara Swisher, a progressive Democrat, seen here doing a Charlie Sheen impression, apparently.

How big is her dick? Got to give her credit, though. She's pushing back and busting Saki's balls, probably out of jealousy. Is there a woman on the left that doesn't I mean a smart woman other than my girl Jen that fucking doesn't look like every guy in a fucking NyQuil ad

Swisher a progressive democrat interviewed Psaki on the latest episode of her podcast on with Kara Swisher nobody's ever been on her now. At what, well, maybe Diane Sawyer. At one point in the episode, Swisher confronted Psaki over the glaring lack of ideological diversity on her MSNBC show that airs on Sundays.

What? What? I wonder, she must, she has a podcast, is broad, right? So I'm guessing she's had Republicans on her. She wouldn't ask that, right? Who knows? House Democrat leader, Hakeem Jeffries, this is her speaking. I'm nervous. Was your first guest. You spoke with New York City Mayor Eric Adams and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in your first episode, Swisher said, those are all

Democrats. Do you think about putting more Republicans on? And Psaki said, that's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Psaki, the former White House press secretary, said she's all for it and said she would like to interview Republican governors and members of Congress. But Swisher appeared to be skeptical, which surprised me. She goes, okay. Swisher goes, okay. What's the problem? Good for you. Don't take your own shit off nobody. There's not a problem, Jen said. I mean, people have to agree to come on the show, of course, but we have had conversations with Republicans. Then my alarm goes off and I get up. Conversations with a number of Republicans. I do want to have

Republicans on the show, Psaki responded, explaining she has aired only four shows, which means she needs to build a rapport with potential guests. But you don't build that rapport by just having Democrats on. And I know what Saki's talking about, because like Comedy Central, after I was done with Tough Crowd, and that guy Larry Wilmore, was that a real bland black guy, took over the Daily Show or whatever,

had his own show. And they kept asking me to go on, and I kept saying no and no and no. And my super agent, Tony B, talked me into it. And sure enough, they tried to ambush me. We played a little game where you wear hats and you put a thing on your head. It states what you are or whatever. And you try to get, yeah, and mine said white devil, which I still have hanging in my office. Anyways, I'm just saying, I see the hesitation from Republicans maybe, but I don't believe, I don't think she's really asked anybody. Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up! Shut up!

All right. Boy, Swisher kept coming like an angry frit will do. All right, but four shows and no Republicans, Swisher pushed back, suggesting she believes there's no excuse not to have interviewed a Republican yet. I'm not really afraid of being a forum for propaganda, Psaki said, because I'm going to call that out, which is precious. That's just precious. That's precious coming out of a spokesman for the Danz. But I do think a healthy part of not just democracy, but frankly, not to be old school about government is having disagreements and having discussions and trying to understand why the other persons believe how they believe. That's impossible for you to believe that and work for the Biden administration and the Democrat, because they're the ones who are shutting down your side,

unless she's starting to, you know, come around, I doubt it, adding that she would also be open to interviewing Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio. Why? So you could go, hey, you know, you're holding those hearings about crime and Alvin Bragg, but there's more crime in your city. That's what they're all doing now. And who's committing the crime? Who's committing the crimes and who are they voting for? There goes that argument. I should fucking run myself. Mama Luke. Mama Luke of the year is what I should run for hey guys in the second half the show I'm gonna be talking about What else?

The NBA and some behavior That was so typical of what I feel the NBA is made up of it. Why don't fucking watch it and and the and the white people feel the NBA is made up of and why I don't fucking watch it. And the white people acting like cowards when they're interviewing the person that did the shit. And Mac attack. Heather McDonald, who's the only person, man or woman, actually going after race on an honest, saying an honest, just honest take on it.

As honest as anything I've ever said. Then again, she'll lose a lot of book sales and shit, but she won't. Because I swear to God, black people agree with her, too. So it's exclusive on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdepaloshow.com. Aye. Aye. Hey.

Dallas is sort of a Bear aficionado He likes his lager like a veteran shell I think he likes those Fruity beers though with a hint of spice and all that Yeah fuck no Angry soldier Weren't you brewing your own shit We're going to talk about yingling in a second

How did that come out Dallas Pretty good. Unfortunately, they sent us a fucking IPA, which we absolutely despise. Explain to me exactly what that stands for. Imperial Pale Ale. It is an over-hopped beer. It's like putting a pine tree in your mouth and eating it. Really?

Really? I hate when that happens. Christmas tree. You're all drunk, you start sucking on the... Yeah, so IPA is sort of a bunch of beers come under that umbrella, right? Too many. It's like a hipster beer. All the hipsters love it. Yeah.

So it's what, again, I've heard this nine times. Imperial or India Pale Ale, but they make an Imperial Pale Ale. But it's what again i've heard this nine times imperial or india pale ale but they make an imperial pale ale it's but it's largely india pale ale it's it is it from india long story short they named that because it would travel from india on boats across the water so the over hops protected the beer and made it last long oh that's a great story some marketing guy wrote up it's terrific exactly what that with fucking Bud. You've watched the commercials. A couple of years ago, you were watching an NFL game. The Bud guy's like,

we take hops. And they show a guy in a lab, literally. And meanwhile, there's a vat that could hold the Atlantic Ocean behind him. Oh yeah, that's handcrafted.

They're like, we handcraft. Get the fuck out of here. It's a family of Mexicans living in the vat behind you. Trying to get a, and then we, just the right balance.

Shut the fuck up. Balance this. Yeah, that's what a guy who's been working a goddamn working a jackhammer at 100 degree heat for eight hours. He's looking for that right back. Get the...

He wants a bud. Anyways, why am I talking about this? This yingling's for you. I always thought it was like a Japanese beer, honest to God, until I went to Reading, Pennsylvania to do a gig. And I go, why? You only eat Yingling here. I go, what?

What is this, Tokyo? The guy's like, what are you talking about? Yingling, a Pennsylvania-based brewer, seemed to criticize Bud Light in a tweet posted on Friday just after the CEO of Bud Light apologized. It wasn't the CEO. It was the ex-CEO of Anheuser-Busch. Am I confusing my apologies? Yeah.

Apologized for the divisive choice to collaborate with Dylan Mulvaney, a girl I used to date. A transgender influencer. I still don't know what that means. If anybody on the internet is influencing you, you're fucking retarded and so are they. Hey, try to eat a few more Tide Pods. Hey, how about a Benadryl? I know those aren't influencers, but it kind of is.

I know the influencers have to have zillions of followers and they're fucking retarded usually. What a sad... Anyway. Anyways, Brendan Whitmore, CEO of Anheuser-Busch. He was a Marine, by the way. The parent company of Bud Light released a statement on Friday in a beautiful commercial.

April 14th, in response to the crisis that has overtaken the brewer and caused $6 billion decline in market value. And they're all going over there. They're going, hey, we didn't know. We didn't know. And, you know, I kind of believe, because when you hire people to market your shit today, you're not going to hire an old fogey like yourself.

Although he's not an old, old. But I'm saying the real, the upper brass, they're probably like, what's hot? And this guy's caught in the middle. Guys with pussies and girls with dicks. Let's work that into the... Give it to Jen. Whatever fucking...

Ms. Schneidheiter, whatever her name was. Let her handle it. She looks like a queer. I'm just saying. Wrong, wrong. Following that, Yingling tweeted, Yingling, the oldest brewery in America, independently owned and family operated since 1829 because we make good beer.

They posted a picture, and I like their beer. I'm an old school, I'm 61, guys. I used to steal PBRs out of my grandpa. Fifth grade, I was getting drunk, literally. Then I met a guy a couple years old who got me even more drunk on Schlitz up in the woods. Never touched me. As much as I asked. Yeah, PBR, I know people drink it ironically now, the hips. I fucking, Coors, regular Coors, the banquet beer. I forgot how good that was.

They ruined their legacy with Coors Light. That fucking makes Bud Light taste like Heineken for fuck's sake. Anyways, posted a picture of their beer can, which reads, traditional lager, along with the tweet. Delicious. Thank you. He likes it. As the company's sole owner since buying out his father in 1985,

Richard Dick, do they have to do that? It's Barbara Bush in high school. Richard Dick Yingling. There he is. He looks like that whole Irish woman. Doesn't he? Looks like Helen Mira in fucking Yellowstone. Is she in Yellowstone?

I don't know. Anyways, Richard Dick Yingling Jr. represents the fifth generation of his family to operate Yingling as per Forbes. That's the magazine. The four daughters of Yingling who are now in their 40s

are all employed at the brewery and are being prepared to take over the business. No! I told you, no fucking kids. No, but you wouldn't listen. Why, you stupid fuck. Why would you do that now?

The Bud Light Twitter account posted once again on Friday, breaking an almost two-week dry spell, TGIF, question mark. Now look, alright, it's sort of them admitting we had a long week or whatever the fuck. We fucked up. That Dylan Mulvaney is ass-catcher.

They didn't say it. Sounds much nicer in Italian. Was the brand's message on a tweet that featured a chilled can of its traditional brew. Many people began, why would they, first of all, it's not traditional, the light, the regular beer. Many people began, how do you rank regular Bud Dallas? Bland, boring. Not if you're peeing it. Many people began promoting the brand

as a result of the timely tweet from the Pennsylvania-based brewery, which has since received 4.8 million views. See how when things trend in this country, we can't let it go. They extolled it as a conservative brew, patriotic, and better than socially progressive beer. I didn't know beer could be left-wing and right-wing. Pretty sure there's alcoholics in all political. If you wanted to support a new beer, go Yingling, tweeted a user. Yingling is the oldest beer brewery in America. It has been around since 1829. Yingling endorsed Trump in 2016. As a result, Democrats at LGBTQ bars boycotted yingling.

I didn't know that, did you? I am your voice. I did not know that. One person said, so you climbed out from under your rock and posted something. Sorry, but I found a much better option, one user claimed. I guess that was to Yingling, right? Is that what they're trying to say? Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. Come on, man, goddammit.

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