The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hegseth Drops Bunker Bomb On Fake News | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1757

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

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with iGaming Ontario. I'm gonna be a man Oh, you got that right, fella. Welcome to the live lineup where you get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson, who just sent some of you guys here Thank you again Andrew and all the other shows you just saw scroll by from 9 a.m. To 7 p.m Eastern time right here on rumble the only place where you can say anything you want for free Hi, hi today. I'll be talking about Trump Kind of bitch slapping the guy who won the primary for mayor, you know former al-qaeda member I'm exaggerating.

Pete Hegseth trashes fake news to its face, which is always refreshing. AOC, once again, horse-toothed jackass lying and some stuff that might disturb your people. And if it does, I say grow up because I got a female lifeguard who got a uh... uh... uh... an umbrella impaled her and not in a fun way anyways that's what we're talking about we like to mix it up it can't all be trumpet shit and all politics you know majority of that because i mean come on we're living in interesting

times which somebody said initially is an insult but you know and quick update on the Sox they they went into this road trip longest one of the year they were on a roll they had won four series in a row something like that they had won five in a row then they won the first game in Seattle so that made six and then they dropped we've dropped I don't know. The next, they've lost four in a row or five in a row. And just down the toilet.

They are the most schizophrenic. And I've never seen a team swing more and miss. I would fire the hitting coach today. Honest to God. I know it's a different game. You don't try to hit singles and shit. They tell you to swing from your ass in velocity. And guess what? It's like anything else. When you change something, like they change the rules in football for more scoring. They do that for the nitwits who watch. Anytime you change something to

jack the ratings to get. Anytime you change something for money reasons, it usually stinks. And, you know, everybody wants to see the home run ball, I guess, whatever. Enough of that. I'm tired of it. Although one other thing, Boston centric sports, I saw this article about who's up as a free agent in the NHL

and Sam Bennett, who was the MVP of the whole playoffs, who's up as a free agent in the NHL and Sam Bennett who was the MVP of the whole playoffs number nine For the Florida Panthers who used to be arch enemies With the Bruins because he kind of sucked bunch Brad March in during a playoff game He's just a tough nut at a tremendous hockey play So I'm reading this article and they say teams that are very interested or whatever. I don't know if it's the guys opinion, but the Bruins are at the top. And I'm telling you if they do that, this is what they'll do. They'll, if, if, I'm sure somebody's gonna offer, Florida could offer him the world, but if they don't, you know, he will go, you know what, Marchand come,

we'll take Marchand back with him. Anyways, again folks, now something on little league baseball in Boston. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. No not for that shit Dallas anything to add how's the kid? Kids doing well. Yeah chunky thought I saw him hitchhiking yesterday He's getting chunky There you go. He's a big two-month-old See that so are you I? There you go. He's a big two-month-old. See that? So are you. I uh... Keeper. I gotta get that light. I was gonna flash at you. I got one in my car.

We also gotta get the slide whistle. Oh no. That gets too morning, Zoo. I'll get obsessed. My wife heard a slide whistle once and she got it. She fucking bought one. And I'll do it at the worst time. She's on the phone, she's upset, you know, something happened to the family and I'll go, whew! My sister's very sick, whew! What?

Those things, that just spells funny, that slide whistle. I don't know who came up with it, some real nitwit. Oh yeah... vacation starts tomorrow look at this i got it in front of me i got it here still forgot let me tell you folks you get to my age see these fucking things you can't live without them

i put one on my forehead to remind me to take a dump of them watching ufc i look in the mirror you know oh that's right i got one in the mirror, you know, oh, that's right. I got one in the chamber Vacation folks we're gonna vacation next week. We'll be back on July 7th Correct back on July 7th. So until then what goes on? here Me either and I know crowd is on vacation a lot too, but don't forget about me while I'm gone because The numbers are really strong if you know on the home rumble page is a big screen right, and then there's little screens with shows on the side and

For some reason I keep getting pushed to the side and and then I don't mean somebody else is rotating But when I'm in the big picture we get close to a hundred thousand views by the next day So I think we're doing our part here I just wanted to explain that to you if you get confused. I hate the tech shit folks I don't even understand it. I'm not a Luddite. Don't get me wrong I just some of it's not use a I'm not talking about rumble, but some of the shit just not user-friendly I mean point dext is invented the shit and and they have no you know

They're on the spectrum as far as making it Most of them IQ 190, you know don't know how to eat corn on the cob of the blind themselves with some stupid shit like that So whatever but bottom line vacation next week back July 7th. That would be 7 7 Oh my god, the wife's birthdays on a 6. I hate when that comes around What the fuck am I last year? I got a beautiful gift. I got her an ironing board with a Bruins emblem on it place for her Budweiser and All your wrinkly clothes. That's a joke, too And yeah, exactly and chewing tobacco. She didn't like

that. I'm not joking. I got her a, and you're gonna go, what kind of gift is that? Last year I got her a metal detector. And you're like, well, that's romantic. You don't know what goes on in our bedroom. Gotta find that earring. Could be up my ass, could be up hers. And yeah, there you go. But you know what? She hasn't used it once. She told me she loved it. And the reason I got it, we live in Savannah. I could have some general's teeth under my kitchen floor. Everywhere you go, people find gold coins and shit and she was so excited when I gave it to her and you know she hasn't touched it yet so this year I'm gonna get her a shovel snow shovel she won't touch that either but it doesn't

snow down here that then I'll understand you're on out of stuff. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna buy her jewelry and shit. Yeah, let me get out of Zales and the mall and pay 4,400 markup for whatever. And she doesn't want that shit anyway. I'll just give her a good skiv. Not me. I'll bring one in. You know what I mean? I hire the shit. I'm too old for that shit. I think it will be great. They don't find that funny. I would get mad and all jealous and shit. You know that right, Fox? Shit, I should have hit the crickets. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Me? Yeah, all the time.

I look in the mirror. My nuts are about, I'd say, six inches from the top of my feet. And yes, they do hit the water when I sit down. All right, enough already, already, already. But just remember, we won't be back till... And again, I said, don right, enough already, already, already. But just remember, we won't be back till this. And again, I said, don't forget about me. I already moved my vacation. It was supposed to be like last week.

And I said, no, we just got on the air here on the big lineup. I don't wanna, I mean, I put out for you people like a $5 crack whore. All right, let's get to it. Trump curb stomps New York City Democrats. Not just the Democrats, but the one they... There was a primary for Mayor of New York City,

okay, and Cuomo, who used to be the governor of this state, was involved, and this guy, Madami, we talked about him yesterday, Muslim, I'm guessing, right? And anyways, he won. Can you imagine 911 is barely in the rearview mirror and and and I saw a clip today. I don't this is why AI sucks It puts a doubt no matter what I'm watching now at least if you're conscientious It'll fool most people but everything I look at now, I go, is that?

I saw a clip of like a silly clip, cats are afraid of cucumbers apparently. Who wouldn't be? Little poop. But somebody kept putting a cucumber along. It looks like a snake when it's on the ground. It's like an English cucumber. And cats would freak out over it.

My wife said, I go, is that AI? Or are they really, you know what I mean, my dog, you give it a cucumber, it'll make a salad. So I don't fucking know what's real and what's not. But I just saw a clip, and it was him, Madami, whatever his name is, it looked like Times Square. It might have been just somebody making it up.

But a bunch of people, like on prayer rugs and shit, and he's got, that music's playing so I can't believe somebody put this together anyways it can't have happened that quick already could it president Trump blasted as Zoran Mamdani's that's too close to Italian it bugs me politics and he quit he shit on his looks too because that's why he's my favorite. Wednesday after socialist stunning upset in New York's Democratic mayoral primary. Democrats, Trump said, have crossed the line by elevating 100% communist lunatic, in quotes unquote.

Trump railed at a true social post. We've had radical lefties before but this is getting a little ridiculous and I said to Dallas yesterday why is people freaking out this guy can't be any more left in the Blasio guy eats pizza with a fork jerk off and he's the mayor in New York and he's from Massachusetts I can't believe that even happened I don't know if he's the mayor of New York and he's from Massachusetts. I can't believe that even happened. I don't know if he's from Massachusetts, but he lived there. The president then attacked Mamdani's appearance and speaking voice. He goes, he looks terrible. Even I have to laugh at that. He looks fine. I think Trump means he looks terrible to be a mayor of New York City. His voice is grating.

Yeah, but so is Maria Badaromo. You're on her show twice a week. He goes he's not very smart, but he forgot one. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Hates Jews He goes he's got AOC plus three he's referring to the squad He's got AOC plus three dummies all backing him and even our great Palestinian senator crying Chuck Schumer is groveling over him Trump wrote That just shows you Chuck Schumer is really the devil This guy would rather see Schumer's people fucking hanged in the street in Times Square tomorrow.

But you got to back him because he's a Democrat. Yes, he says, this is a big moment in the history of our country. Trump also mentioned Mamdami in his sarcastic follow-up post about how Democrats can get back to winning on a national stage. So Trump gives him advice. He says, the Democrat should nominate low IQ candidate, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett. Oh, fucking idiot. She dresses nice.

He says they should nominate her for president and AOC plus three should be respectively vice president and three high level members of the cabinet the cabinet added together with our future communist mayor of New York City Zoran Mamdani and our country is really screwed that's where he doesn't understand he was going sarcastic and then he goes literal at that you I gotta help you mr. Trump on that one you gotta stay sarcastic through the job but anyways whatever you got shot in the face from me so say whatever you want. So this guy looks innocent and all you have to do folks is look at what happened

in London. I can't even believe this guy got this much traction. But why? You know who voted for him? A bunch of crunchy fucking new wave hip, I don't even know what you call them, young kids that live in a place That's the most liberal place on planet Earth It's called Williamsburg Brooklyn. It's where all the fucking hipsters the guys with man buns and and wearing, you know fucking What's the what's the band arcade fire or some shit like that? They're already old but they drink, you know fire or some shit like that. They're already old. But they drink, you know, Pabst Blue Ribbon. IPAs. And IPA. Yeah, that faggy shit. Oh, I want to hint the lemon. Well, then go suck on a

lemon pledge can, you fuck. Oh, I want a fruity note, my bear. You are a fruity note. I want a hint of cherry, something that's sassy, not too arrogant. That rules you out, Jerkhoff. Anyways the Queen's state assemblymen upset former Governor Cuomo who ultimately conceded the primary race after trailing by 70,000 votes. This is a New Yorker, by the way. He looks like a mafioso. But anyway, it still shocked the world. I don't know why. I mean, I lived in Astoria, Queens, folks. And there's a what was the street called Steinway

Street? Steinback Steinway Street. might as well have been in downtown Tarrant. It was great. We shot an original pilot, Colin Quinn, on a freezer night. It was supposed to be the pilot for Tough Crowd. And we went on that street, because Colin knows where everybody is and what they're doing. And we walked into this little, I don't know what it was, almost like a social club. It had Arab writing on it and shit.

And we were filming and talking to them. This is very shortly after 9-11. And then there was a door, so Colin starts walking towards the door, towards downstairs, and they get in front of it. You can't go down there. Who the fuck knows what was going on there? And I told you, the next night after 9-11, I hear that Middle Eastern music cranking, and I look out my window in my apartment in Queens and there's a cab driver Could have been Muhammad after his brother He's got his cab in the middle of the street with the doors open cranking that Middle Eastern shit dancing

Nice, huh? So good luck with your new mayor and So, good luck with your new mayor. One guy who I thought he made a good point, but he said that Trump should, excuse me, a Republican should beat the guy. Maybe he said because the moderates, but I think he's wrong. I think the young kids outnumber these. But he said the moderates, and that means like Democrats who have had enough of the AOC type of Democrat, and the independents, and he names some other, and Trump, the fact that Trump got 800,000 votes

in New York City, he thinks that will be enough to, but nobody knows. You know, my point, all that's mute, right? Or moot. I like to say mute, it bugs people. that's mute right or mooch I like to say muted bugs people if I see one more of these people well it's usually a woman with a crew cut she should uh we should do that at first segment just for one segment at some point yeah where I put me in a little box below you. Let's not talk about it. Let's do it, Dallas. You just hit on a beauty. Write it down. I'll see it on Monday. That's a fucking great idea.

Too bad you just gave it away. They'll forget. Oh, fuck it. No, we'll put somebody different. It'll be you and anybody. Maybe we'll go downtown and pick a guy maybe put a kid with like down syndrome and you know mean stuff anyways let's move on to Hegseth drops bomb on fake news get it Hegseth went not in nuts on he boy they took a

scolding yesterday the media you the press I'm quoting Pete Hegseth specifically you the press corps he's talking all the press I'm quoting Pete Hegseth specifically you the press corps he's talking all the president but because you cheer against Trump so hard it's like in your DNA and in your blood to cheer against Trump because you want him not to be successful so bad you have to cheer against the efficacy of these strikes he was talking about how they they're going well we heard somebody leaked something saying we heard it wasn't that much damage and there's probably they could build it up and and that's the narrative yesterday

the left ramble instead of giving the fucking credit to the military and to Trump you really are evil CNN at what point is it libelous and then I don't know you have to hope maybe they weren't effective. He's still talking about the press. Maybe the way the Trump administration is represented isn't true, Pete Hexing. He said, so let's take half truths. Again, this is he's accusing the media doing this, especially CNN, spun information, leaked information, and then spin it. Spin it in every way we can to try to cause doubt and manipulate the mind, the public mind, over whether or not our brave pilots were successful.

That's what Hegsyk said right to their faces. You are correct, sir. Here he is, here's some more of his, boy does he look good doing it too. And they got a real problem with him. He's a little too heterosexual. You know what I mean? He's a little too white and a little likes women too much. He was a hard drinker, you know, you can't have that in the military You want only a special operator and a special operator. That's like an operator special

You know Remember shod a smooth operator. This guy's a special operator Here he is lash ithing here's the thing when I was watching this I go this was what was missing since I was young I never saw like George Bush's administration instead of turning the other cheek you go you're fucking lying you're a fucking liar and and this is what people love about the Trump administration go ahead Pete let them have it there's a reason the president calls out fake news for what it is. These pilots, these refuelers, these fighters, these air defenders, the skill and the courage

it took to go into enemy territory flying 36 hours on behalf of the… Just the fact that there's three white guys on screen, and I'm not kidding about this, and not a token woman or a token minority, because we haven't got past that yet in commercials or on sitcoms or in movies. We're still in the, you can't ever, and I'm not fucking shitting you, this was in writing in Hollywood when they would, I don't know if it's still there, I read a book about it.

It was literally illegal to have four white people without some other representation of a marginalized group. It was in contracts for TV shows and casting. I'm not fucking making it up. So this I'm just going ah and I love Rubio because he's like Michael Corleone. He reminds me, he's always serious and he's just like, sits down with CBS and like when when Michael had his jaw broken, wrote me, what I want is for Trump not to be touched and of course CBS goes, we're the hunted one, you don't understand. Go ahead. American people in the hunted one, you don't understand.

Go ahead. American people in the world, to take out a nuclear program is beyond what anyone in this audience can fathom. And then the instinct, the instinct of CNN, the instinct of the New York Times is to try to find a way to spin it for their own political reasons to try to hurt President Trump or our country. They don't care what the truth is, they don't care what the world thinks. They want to spin it to try to make him look bad based on a leak. Of course, we've all seen plenty of leakers and what leakers do, they have agendas. And what do they do? Do they share the whole information or just the part

that they want to introduce? And when they introduce that preliminary, a preliminary report that's deemed to be a low assessment, you know what a low assessment means? Low confidence in the data in that report. And why is there low confidence? Because all of the evidence of what was just bombed by 12, 30,000 pound bombs is buried under a mountain, devastated and obliterated. So if you want to make an assessment of what happened at Fordow, you better get a big shovel and go really deep because Iran's nuclear program is obliterated. And somebody somewhere is trying to leak something to say, oh, with low confidence, I think.

That's the language they use in the article, with low confidence, I think that's the language they use in the article with low confidence. It's what he just said. In other words, we really don't know. We're hoping that's what that translates to. How the fuck can they still get away with it? I mean, literally misleading the people and the leakers, they should be burned alive. Maybe it's moderate.

Those that dropped the bombs precisely in the right place know exactly what happened when that exploded. And you know who else knows? Iran. That's why they came to the table right away because their nuclear capabilities have been set back beyond what they thought were possible because of the courage of a commander in chief who led our troops despite what the fake news wants to say. But there's a bitch raising her hand already to challenge it.

What could you possibly have to say after that? Yeah, but we heard from sources, low information sources, isn't it refreshing to see him called out and apparently at work as Trump won by a shit load and I'm telling you I get coffee teeth again. You know I put peroxide and battery acid on my toothbrush but Trump called them out and I'm telling you it's a big reason he won in a landslide. People have fucking had fucking had enough they even who got in trouble this morning oh we're gonna show a clip of a well-known CBS woman busting Trump's balls or somebody's balls and they were talking this morning about maybe firing her CBS was I don't know but the New York Times

is just fucking evil and and the, I don't know who watches legacy broadcast news anymore. But you gotta be high, okay? Let's go to what I call a waste of tits, AOC headline. AOC is a lying bee. Very good, Nick. A New York state lawmaker, needled Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, you gotta say it like that when you're,

for her Westchester County upbringing after she referred to herself as a Bronx girl, quote unquote, in a spat with President Trump on Tuesday. I'm gonna give myself a pat on the back here because I was saying when Biden was in office and shit, even before that, when Trump's, I said everybody's making fun of AOC but I see her fingerprints all over their plan remember her first day as in DC she she was kind of busting Pelosi's balls wouldn't leave her office and shit I mean

and with a rack like that you know how the dumb guys are they'll give her what she wants just let me see those titties. I would like to see a man goes to a party. Mr. Ed's teeth are there. State Assemblyman Matt Slater, Republican, Yorktown. Yorktown folks, I live in Westchester County. Like I said, literally in the same district, whatever you call it, as Hillary Clinton, she's probably four miles from my house, and this schkvats, Yorktown, but was bordered with my town. I live in a place called Newcastle. They touch each other.

And it's a beautiful, beautiful, the property taxes are the highest in the country, and this is where she grew up. So anyways, Matt Slater, a public, called out the lefty Congresswoman, and even shared a yearbook photo of Ocasio-Cortez showing her fangs. Wait a minute. Where is it? Oh, God, don't I have it here? The thrill is gone as they say. When you look at that picture Dallas, didn't you say this to me?

What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Cortez showing her as a high school freshman in suburban Yorktown in northern Westchester. Another place that you want to have a metal detector by the way. We found bottles and shit from like the 40s, like beer bottles, buried in it. Honey, you're going to use that thing? I should get something even more manly, like a pickaxe. Anyways, Northern Westchester County, a 40 minute drive from the Bronx, it says, and it is,

to the Bronx, you got to go another fucking, I had to go another, you know, almost hour to get to the Comedy Cellar. I hope you people appreciate that. The take down came after AOC, who represents part of the Bronx and Queens, started trading social media jabs with Trump because she called for his impeachment for approving Iran airstrikes without congressional approval. Which is the oldest argument in the book. Not one president in the last 50 years who's declared war

even bothered talking to Congress. Look at the Hortus Jackass. I'm blind, dude. She's always laughing. Doesn't she realize she's retarded? That's right. Ignorance is bliss. You are correct, sir. Trump called the liberal firebrand one of the dumbest people in Congress. Here she is. I'm right after somebody threw her a bunch of sugar cubes. Hello. I'm Mr. Ed. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse.

Trump said, one of the dumbest people in Congress, leading Cortez to rip back into the Commander in Chief in a series of tweets. tweets she said also I'm a Bronx girl she's talking to Trump now you should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast respectfully she said liar liar whore liar whore you know well I mean she's not wrong with those teeth no I was gonna say Trump's gonna go there eating for breakfast yeah If I put a dozen oats on my cock. If you're a Bronx girl, then why are you in my Yorktown yearbook? Give it up already. Slater, the guy who called her out, tweeted. Slater in a statement to the Post said, the AOC Bronx mythology is laughable to anyone who lives in the Westchester community community as do about 36,000 people. That was an expensive place.

Well, let me tell you about not a bad restaurant in West Chester because they have to compete with New York City. You know what I mean? To keep people from going into the city. So I never had a bad meal in West Chester. It was tremendous. $24,000 a year property tax or 26,000. That was a bit of a problem and you get zilch for it. Anyways I

took a bath but we enjoyed the house and had that fucking we had a pond that overlooked. I used to pretend I was Michael Corleone looking out we have that bow window looking over the pond and then I'd you know use a starter gun and then I put my head there. That's how we killed off Jason one of my produces. We put him we had a little pedal boat thing we had him in the front and somebody his buddy in the back and we filmed it. He pulls again remember when Fredo's gets it in the back of the head and then they cut me, and I'm looking out the picture window, and he goes, Jason directed.

It was very good. Anyways, let's move on to some light news. Maybe not. Someday, Dallas, I'll get it right. Boys and girls, big news. I've named my tour the Charming Bastard Tour with help from friends. and sort of a play on the dos Equis guy wouldn't you say only it's I like how it came out

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Thank you for your attention to that matter, Miss Trumpets. Let's move on, let's lighten it up. And this is considered light material in the Nick DiPaolo show. This is where we gotta have a, right this window. I's lighten it up. And this is considered light material in the Nick DePaulo show. This is where we're going to have a right this one. I want you to design something. Instead of saying enough is something completely different, we have to say we're going to lighten it up.

Then you put a picture of Michael Jackson three shades lighter than whatever. Let's move on. Mostly sunny with a chance of pain. A female lifeguard was impaled so deeply by a beach umbrella she came three times. That's the story. Let's move on. Female lifeguard was impaled so deeply by a beach umbrella.

That's got to sting a bit, doesn't it? At the Jersey Shore. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, that it had to be cut into smaller pieces with a saw before she could be taken to the hospital. A little trigger warning, I'm gonna show some pictures, not of her, of similar accidents, because I love this shit. I manage that Tommy's really squeamish.

Like if I show, I take a picture of a cut on my finger and send it, he'll throw up. So when I get mad at him, I go online and I find guys like their heads in the street after a car accident, and you know. Fellow lifeguards and EMS responded to a call of a young woman who had been impaled by a roughly six foot long umbrella.

And she wasn't even at P. Diddy's house at about 9.30 a.m. at a freak off at my house. Now Wednesday at Asbury Park's Third Avenue Beach, that's where Springsteen came from, the umbrella went underneath her left shoulder and out the back. Who said that? Asbury Park Fire Chief Kevin Keddie said that, which De Niro thought that was funny. It was protruding about a foot, he added, of the grisly injury. Officials are looking into whether the woman may have been chasing an umbrella that was

blowing in the wind and fallen on the stake. Well, can I just ask you a question? She either was doing that or not. Did somebody see that? Or did you just make that up? This is what I don't understand about reporting. Did nobody see it happen? At a beach, they said there were a lot of people there.

Responders had to use a fucking bandsaw to cut off the stake in order to fit the woman into an ambulance. I had to do that to a girl's ass to fit her into my car one night in high school. I like them chubby. Come on Diane, take off your shoes. 14 rivers you have. The victim who was conscious and alert throughout the incident, good for her, was rushed to Jersey Shore University Medical Center in Neptune. Wow, that was all right, Keddie said. When we dropped her off, she was unconscious, and alert and in pretty good spirits.

She just got a nice pole stuck in her. She'd be happy. All things considered, he said. And that happens a lot in these instances. I was looking for this one picture that I don't know why I can't find it. I saw it in the New York Post years ago. There was a construction worker walking into an emergency

room with a pole going through him. The guy was just walking in like hey look what and you know some doctor went where does it hurt? The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year. It looked like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Oh, God. In 2022, 63-year-old Tammy Perrault was killed after a beach umbrella broke loose from its anchor on a South Carolina beach and impaled her in the tour. Can you imagine seeing that? You know she was with family of friends and in twenty sixteen a fifty five-year-old uh... laudie michelle belk uh... was killed by a windblown beach umbrella in virginia

the jenya beach that's fucking beautiful matter what i got a construction worker who allegedly thought his wife now his i'd trigger warning, but his here's the shit that I you know I'm up till two in the morning looking at this shit going that really happened a Construction worker who allegedly fell 15 feet onto a steel bar that impaled him through his nostril before exiting through his skull Miraculously survived the horrific injury and remained conscious throughout the ordeal. This was in China, of course. Look at that

Not tremendous I can't find it. Here's another one. Oh my god god look at that no no yeah I should have done a drum roll here here's the one that that actually actually sent chills up my pecker. You gotta be kidding. And that wasn't an accident. Her boy, I mean, his wife was an archery champion in high school. Is that not the craziest thing you've ever? Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Oh my god.

How and how and what the f- how did that happen? They didn't even explain it. Right to the nutsack folks, if you're listening on the radio. I don't know what medium I'm in. Anyways, the point is, those umbrellas, I think I solved it. Put a... You know how you push it into the sand? Once you make the hole, right?

You pull out and you have a rubber thing to stick on it. That's still a point, but won't go through somebody. Something like that, no? Put a fucking condom on it. You can't fill anything with those fuckers. Nice thick one. Right? Here's a story that made me laugh. We lightened up towards the end of the week. In and out, up and arms, popular fast food chain In-out burger is taking legal action against a YouTube prankster who disguised himself as an employee and Made lewd and racially insensitive remarks to unsuspecting

Customers so now in-and-out burgers suing them Outler I Just realized in-and-out burger the mind at least male minds always go to sex I was thought it was kind of a dirty name because when you advertise shit like did you know the Golden Arches is supposed to be tits Literally that was mentioned. I saw that I watched a documentary and somebody's you know, whatever That's like a subconscious thing but in and out burger., that's a perfect, right? But then I went, wait a minute. It's a fast food place. It's supposed to be in and out.

See? See how they do that? Ah, shut it. Nick, just keep yourself. Brian Arnett, who has more than 600,000. Is this what I got to do to get 600,000 followers? Let's do this. You know what we'll do?

We'll do this, only we'll do it get 600,000 followers? Let's do this. You know what we'll do? We'll do this, only we'll do it to, you know what? Waffle house. Then we can film you and I getting shot on the way out. Brian Arnett, who has 600,000 followers on YouTube and Instagram, posed as one of the fast food chain's employees at several of its Southern California restaurants on April 25th, going as far as to dawn an

in-and-outs iconic white t-shirt, red apron, and paper hat to fool the customers. I've seen these guys pulling these pranks, and I mean they go into like a black neighborhood, and they'll go up to some black guy and go, hey, stupid, and just to get, and some of them have got injured the social media pranks to pulled off this I like this one because that doesn't involve you know I mean he's making fun of this corporation who's got plenty of money and shit and the social but but if I'm a business owner I would so I'll tell you what he did social media pranks to pulled off the stunt on Easter when the

restaurants were closed and was seen offering fake menus Making inappropriate comments and asking uncomfortable personal questions to customers the video which has since been made private shows our net making comments to unsuspecting diners such as I Like watching my wife sleeping with other men. Is that something you'd be interested in? And he goes oh this's only serving gay people today. I fucking love this kid. He also had one of his buddies pretend to be a customer and claim that a cockroach had been found in an order

while speaking to a real customer. Later on the video, he disgustingly pretended that a condom had fallen into a meal. Delicious. video he discussively pretended that a condom had fallen into a meal. Delicious. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my God. I'll laugh till I'm 80, this type of gabaage.

On June 20th, and I can see why, obviously In-N-Out Burger will be pissed. I mean, this guy's no small fry on the internet. On June 20, In-N and out filed a lawsuit against our net With the United States District Court for falsely representing the company and defaming its brand Arnett also asked customers if they wanted their male doggy style a Play on the chains animal style food order option. I haven't been to in and out since I lived in Me and Tommy went in Texas. I haven't been to In-N-Out since I lived in...me and Tommy went in Texas I think. I always get confused. Yeah, it was In-N-Out Burger. Tommy gets what they

call a four by four. That's four patties. Four patties, right? He gets two of those. Eight patties in a sitting. Then he goes, I don't know, I'm putting on weight. A play on the chains animal style food order option. The YouTuber also allegedly made racist remarks. Funny, it's funny. To one customer asking them if they wanted a monkey burger and telling them that it came with a damn near black bun. What the fuck does, what does that even mean?

Oh. Uh. Ha ha ha ha. What does that even mean? Oh. You're a damn player. You want me to remember? I know what you did. You're a damn player.

With the damn near black monkey burg, you can't talk like that. Although, I bet you analyzed some of the burg of meat. I always said that about a McDonald's. It's up to a trillion served. And I go, the ironic thing, only 12 cows have been killed in them for 70 years. They've been so. The hell's the rest of that shit? You know, it's up to a trillion served. And I go, the ironic thing, only 12 cows have been killed in them for 70 years.

What the hell's the rest of that shit? It's rat teeth and tits. Sure it is. Come on, baby, light my fire. All right, this was interesting. Headline, your mama. This is interesting. 22-year-old White Sox fan who yelled at a

Diamondback second baseman, Cattell Marte, about his late mother has been banned indefinitely from all MLB ballparks, the post confirmed. The league and the White Sox worked together on the decision. And, and well here's what he yelled up your mom goes to college said anything to get upset about your mom goes to college Marta was visibly distraught after hearing the comments during the top of the seventh inning of Tuesday's game and he broke down into tears during the bottom half of the inning. He was consoled on the field by Diamondbacks manager Tory Lavello, who was a Red Sox guy,

who later said he had heard the comments himself but that he did not want to repeat the words. I will. Your mom goes to college. The fan was removed from the game. Here's the video of the poor guy is Good Then i'll tell you what is welcome back to chicago. This is literally crying from the previous pitching change tori livello with katel marte in tears on the pitcher's mound waiting for the reliever to come in

Consoling katel marte who was in tears el marte in tears was in tears el martin in tears kneeling down behind second base being consoled by his team turns out he was just upset at the the relief picture coming in you know i have i get to all for seventeen months uh...

we commend the white socks for taking immediate action in the removing of the fan and lb said it is statement marty's mother here's we get to the, Elpidia Valdez died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 2017. Now what's the statute of limitations on getting upset? With my mom I give it about a week. No, I'm kidding, 10 days, 12 days.

Diamondback shortstop, Geraldo Perdomo, great name, who consoled Marte on the field alongside Lavello had called for the ban after the game. Well, that's because he's from a third-world country and doesn't know about freedom of speech. I'll get to that. I know what you're going to say. It's a private, they're a private team, a private company, MLB can, I understand all that shit.

That can't happen, Perdomo said, again, not understanding what America's about, of the fans' alleged actions. Everybody knows how Kotel it, no we don't. He's funny, he plays the game hard. I feel bad for him, I feel mad about it, he said. And I said, it's freedom baby, yeah. I'm not condoning what stupid did. First of all, you're not gonna find dumber people than drunk people at a sporting event of any

sporting event So I'm not condoning that but I'm saying so where do you draw the line he made fun of his dead mother We don't even know what he said, right? But if that's enough to get you banned what people have been yelling shit at plays like this for years I fucked him up. I mean I heard it at Fenway Yelling at Yankees guys warming up and then and they'll tell you the players who've been around forever This guy's a younger maybe new generation is To ban the guy for the rest of his life and I again I'm not the fact he's a fucking asshole

but that's in my opinion over the top in a country where first amendment is first on the list protecting all your other rights by the way and I understand once again I'll say it again I understand MLB has the right to so does the whatever team he was playing for. I get all that. But if you can't tell, you know, Travis Kelsey, yeah, yeah, the sister takes it in the eye. I just made that up. I'll try that. Maybe on the dance floor. If you, you know, I mean, that's his, do you understand abusive language? So you're going to have to draw a line. And I say you shouldn't. Kick the guy a year, then let him come back in. Even a year is too much in my opinion. You're just

yelling, you're talking a comic, you know, you get, we've had horrible shit yelled at us. Like, next! Come on, fellas. I was funny. But I think that's a little stringent, in my opinion. Draconian is the word they like. A little too draconian. And I tell the guy, grow up. She was a, no. She was young when she got killed in the know. I just don't see Babe Ruth or, I mean, for Christ's sake, Lou Gehrig. He's got a fatal disease. You don't think he heard shit? Try to steal a bass, no feeling in your legs, asshole. Today, today, today, I consider myself, myself, myself, the slowest man on the bass of the

earth. Let's move on, folks. It's almost over. There are white niggers. Oh! I haven't seen a lot of white niggers in my time. That's not good talk. In our reverse the race segment tonight, Cooper Flagg, you know who he is?

White kid out of Newport, Maine. I remember seeing a little thing on TV about him when he was still in high school going wow this kid looks like he's gonna be something Now Dallas correct me. I don't even I don't follow basketball a lot I don't did he just play his freshman year Duke and now he's drafted. I have no idea. Okay I could be wrong might have played off because in the article it brags about his freshman statistic Cooper flag might be one of the most recognizable players in basketball because he's white and the league is 90% Chocolato. But ESPN seemed to have trouble recognizing him. In a hilarious moment, let's remember ESPN is owned by who? By Disney. What is Disney known for? DEI. They're the ones who export it all

over the world. Politically correct horse shit. Whatever cartoon your kid watches has to have a fucking Indian in a headdress, a Japanese lady with one leg, and two Mexicans with big tits. In a hilarious moment that occurred live during ESPN Sports Center broadcast, ahead of the 2025 NBA draft on Wednesday night, anchor Elle Duncan, who, I don't know why I like Elle Duncan, she's one of those new, later,

she's been around a while now, went to talk about the Duke star walking the draft the draft red carpet but instead the video that came up was not of flag. Welcome back to SportsCenter you're looking at Cooper flag and in just over an hour from now she started to say as the video panned up to reveal not Cooper flag but this guy. Welcome back to SportsCenter up to reveal not Cooper flag, but this guy Welcome back to Sports Center. You're looking at Cooper flag and in just over an hour from now That is not Cooper flag at all. Actually Like ace Bailey there's is that good there's Cooper flag. I was gonna say a lot of no that's not him either

How'd it go? That's not Cooper flag They're the leading What do they call most broad-cap networking sports How funny and you know, it's funny about this art also ace Bailey That's the basketball player who they mistaken, you know black he's wearing Liberace He's coat how the fuck but ace Bailey was a hockey player for the Boston Bruins in the 70s garnet ace Bailey his name was. Isn't that funny? A white Boston Bruin and then this young great college black basketball player.

And Ace Bailey, you know how he died? The hockey player? He was on one of the planes that hit the towers. He was living out in LA. How fucking horrible. Anyways, in 2022, Flagg along with older brother Hunter, so he was the number one pick by the way in the NFL, yeah, Nick, hello, slow it down, NBA draft. Him and his older brother Hunter and twin brother Ace, oh my God, it gets more confusing. He's got a brother Ace that has nothing to do with the ace, and I just brought in another ace. I get three of a kind. Hunter and twin brother ace helped the Nokomis Regional High School basketball team in Maine secure a state

championship. Flag, by the way, the mother played at the University of Maine. My alma mater, she was a stud. And the old man played at some other like a community college of Maine he was very good too flag averaged nineteen point two points seven and a half rebounds and four point two assists in his freshman season at Duke that's why I'm asking they don't mention any other statistics so did he get plucked already but the ready? But the shark of the draft was this pick by the Portland Trailblazers. That's

the sports guy Colin Coward. Did you really get picked last night too? Yeah, let's see. So the Portland Trailblazers select Colin Coward here. This is a young man with the select Colin Coward here. This is a young man with the ultimate bet on yourself story. You don't know Colin Coward is a very famous ESPN radio guy and I mean really successful. White fella by the way. So as you can once again, ESPN won the wise, their brand went in the toilet. And I like Al Duncan. I don't know why. You know how I am pretty sexist when it comes to this shit. But I never got that vibe from her.

Anyway, it wasn't all her by the way. But anyways, remember ESPN is all about DE hires. That's what I took from that story. And that's... They went back twice. That's what I took from that story. They went back twice. And I call that, I put this under the category of reverse the races, because if the first pick in the draft was a black guy and they put the camera on Colin Flagg or a white guy by mistake, we'd still be hearing about it.

I think. But you know what else was great? They, they, um, Whitlock already wrote, I haven't read the article, I just saw the headline, but, but the, the gist of the headline was how the difference between how the NBA is going to welcome this white kid as opposed to how the WNBA welcomed Caitlin Clark. So I haven't read the article Whitlock, Jason Whitlock is as good a writer as there is out there. Not just sports, I'm talking about,

he's a black dude who calls it like it is. And I thought that was a very interesting observation. So if you get a chance, read that, cause I'm too lazy to. Ha ha ha ha ha! Anyways, remember folks, not gonna be back till July 7th, going on vacation. But when you do come back July 7th, the lineup starts at 9 a.m. Eastern with the Graham Allen Show Dear America, kicking off a full day of live streams. So I'll see you guys on July

7th, same time, 6 p.m. Eastern, I believe. And that's it. You guys think and I'll see you guys on July 7th, same time, 6pm Eastern I believe. And that's it. You guys think I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you on July 7th. Have a great time. Bye. Hi.

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