The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hegseth "War Criminal" My Ass | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1824

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about ​​FDA Comes Clean About Vaccine, Mangione's Minions, Future Lion Tamer Tamed, Media Lies About Pete and Portland's Woke-mas! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LI...NEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH SALE! From now until December 10 th get 20% off Everything in our store. So grab some mugs, winter hats, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ HOLIDAY VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal holiday greeting from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo and order one in time for Christmas. SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:36 Now you just can't leave. Welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls, where you get my show, The Great Lauder with Crowder. Excuse me. Coffee. For free. I don't know how they make money. Oh, ads.
Starting point is 00:00:53 If you want to watch it all ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Get all those great shows scrolling by there. That's right. Kevin Hubeanks, Jay Leno, Phil Rizzuto in the Money Store, and Betty White. today I'll be talking about well the FDA comes clean about the vaccine after
Starting point is 00:01:14 you know they've poisoned half the country again under Joe Biden you filthy yeah but Trump came up with I know but he didn't say you have to get it it'll lose your job did he Manjioni Chuck Mangione's got another album out it's called Kill a Healthcare fella
Starting point is 00:01:30 on Baker Street and we get some great footage of a mentally ill kid in Brazil getting eaten by a lion. I'll tell you. I would send that into, you know, I would send that into, you know, World's Funniest Home Videos, just to see. Like my managers did, and I've told this story real quick before,
Starting point is 00:01:56 the Jerry Lewis Telethon somehow got in contact. This was when I was living in L.A. with my manager, they wanted me to do the Jerry Lewis Telethon, do comedy on it. and they wanted to see a tape. And my manager sends them, and I'm not making this fucking up, I had a bit about the Jerry Lewis Talafine. I didn't even remember what the fuck.
Starting point is 00:02:17 It wasn't positive. I'll tell you that much. Making fun of the kids and shit. They wrote a letter back. This is insulting. How disrespectful you said, fucking. Even my manager, I couldn't get mad at him.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I go, do you even look at what was on the fucking? He goes, I watched the first couple minutes. He didn't send the whole He didn't watch the whole thing before he sent it I get to look up what the bit was about How funny is that though I'm probably going It's like make a wish foundation
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh that's like my mother You know, you know old people out with the fuck And they're on the internet And I've told this one too A family friend was dying of cancer It had to be eight, 10 years ago My mother sends a text. She goes, sorry, I heard about Jack, you know, in his diagnosis, sorry, but, but L-O-L.
Starting point is 00:03:17 She thought it meant lots of love. Oh, yeah. That might be the funniest fucking blooper ever. Heard about your husband dying. L-O-L. I was a dick, anyway. Oh, my God. Put it down.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yeah, bug it. Absolutely. That's a true story, folks. So the weekend, you know a lot about, so I couldn't make it yesterday. I have a tooth that's infected to the point where I'm sitting here right now. I can feel my heartbeat. The tooth problems are here. There's two of them.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And I can feel, last night I could feel my heartbeat up here. Because your nerves go up into your fucking face in your eyes and everything. And as bad as the weekend was, it made it even worse. That was the worst part about my heart. too. I was taking popping ibuprofen a leave. I was even taking Vicodin yesterday.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I was scheduled to have it yanked November 22nd. But weeks leading up to that, the pain went away. And I'm like, I'm going to keep my fucking teeth as long as I can my real ones. So I call and said, I don't need that. And then, I don't know, last week
Starting point is 00:04:39 I see that I have a cleaning appointment for tomorrow. But this had come back, roaring back. I was fucking excruciating pain where I almost couldn't sleep. So Monday morning when I got up, I said, listen, I got to fucking please have the doctor find some time this week to Yank these things.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I don't give a shit if I come here toothless. I mean, this, I didn't know you could have pain in your mouth like this. I've been hit with a hockey stick. I've been hit in the jaw with a baseball bat. I've never had this kind of pain. Holy shit. So yesterday, and it wasn't even about
Starting point is 00:05:16 being tired from driving. That's another whole story. On the way up there, I went to Waterbury, Connecticut from Savannah, folks, in the car, because my wife has panic attacks now on the plane. We can drag her up and shit, but I'd rather do that
Starting point is 00:05:32 when she's in bed, you know, I'm making it do all kinds of silly shit. I tell her I'm Tom Jones. Roll-playing. You hear that? You know, role-playing. I knock on the door and I come in. I go, I'm the cable.
Starting point is 00:05:46 cable guy, what's the problem? Then I jump on her. Can't get it up. She goes, boy, I'm calling tech support. X-Finity sucks. That's role playing. Anyways, what was I saying? How did I get off of that riff? Yeah, so, yeah, drove, did pretty much what you and I agreed I was going to do, drove as far as like Baltimore, little north of Baltimore on Wednesday night. Is that when I left? So that was from eight at night to like five in the morning. Pulled off. Got a hotel room. Slept a little about, I don't know, noon, which I didn't.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I was staring at the sale on this thing's thrott. Just a fucking, such a shitty week of it. I couldn't even complain about it. I'm like, you got to just fucking, you know. But this, I didn't need this on top of it. And then we got up and throw the rest of the five hours and shit. Too bad. Guy's 60 years old.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Great family guy. Gruff Italian guy, sort of like me. I mean, blue collar drives a giant dump truck for the city, you know. And just kind of a gruff, you know, red marble reds, two pack a day guy, which probably didn't help. But I'm watching those. You know, when you go to a funeral, you watch they have these montages now on the screen, put up all the pictures of, you know, and it's the, this is how I know I'm getting all my eyes started welling up. it's the first time that I really regretted
Starting point is 00:07:25 not having kids and that wasn't like a deliberate decision by this that's something you guys don't need to know about but um I because every time every picture when he was with his kids his fucking face lit the fuck up every other picture he was normal and but every
Starting point is 00:07:46 with his little daughter sitting on his lap and his grid and chill I never seen a guy in a better you know I was just watching and they fucking loved them you know. It's how life works, man. It's, it's, but I got to tell you, and I don't think my sister-in-law of mine, he was a, like
Starting point is 00:08:02 I said, he was a gruff guy. You know, he was fucking you know, he's, you know, kind of loud Italian, fuck this, fucked out. Him and his wife would argue all the time, and she told us this. So he was fighting for his life for a couple days. Before they intubated him,
Starting point is 00:08:18 you know, put the thing in so you can't talk. He had, my wife's sister-in-law told us they were in a hot tub a couple weeks ago my sister-in-law and him and he goes I had a dream last night that my grandfather came to me from the dead he said saying I'll see you next week in the and yeah and why would lorine this is a look I'll see you next week and he's like I don't want to have this hip operative his grandfather died the day after a hip operation but he's was in his 80s. I might have mentioned that last week. Isn't that fucking weird, number one? Because this guy had a hip operation a couple weeks ago. So, before that, they're
Starting point is 00:09:02 rolling him out of the room. He's still fighting for his life, but he's not conscious of this point. He goes to his wife, Lorraine, who he called Lorne. He goes, I told you I was going to fucking die. Bye, Lorne. Those were his last words.
Starting point is 00:09:19 And I said to his wife, I said, Lauren, that's better than him saying, I love you. Because it's him. It's him. Honest to the fucking end about you, about everything. I told you I was going to fucking die by Lord. And I can hear him saying that with that like Connecticut, New York accent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And I've known his kids, I watched him grow up. But I met his kids, they were seven and five or whatever. Now they have kids and shit. It's fucking weird, guys. When you get to my age and you see all that shit, you're like, holy Christ. He'll be dead tomorrow. Yesterday, he should be. This tooth doesn't
Starting point is 00:09:57 fucking heal. Anyways. But the funeral, if you can have an awesome funeral, his wife fucking nailed it. Had three giant beautiful trucks. The ones like he drives a 14-wheeled dump trucks,
Starting point is 00:10:13 whatever, had them in the procession. His son was leading, driving his Harley. It was fucking awesome as far as funerals goes. It's, you know, fucking 10 degrees out. The casket, she had a Harley motorcycle, like, engraved on the, and he, they, you know, he's wearing it in his casket. He had his Harley Davidson shirt with a flannel over, which is what I, I never saw him in anything else.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And I said to my wife, take note. I said, put a mic in my hand. I didn't even think of that. Put a mic on my. Oh my God. If that's the case, don't bury me. Stand me up in the corner like they do in those third world countries. Remember we did a story on that?
Starting point is 00:11:01 Like in Brazil or these third world countries, they'll actually, the funeral home will do what they do and have you standing up. This guy was a boxer in some country. And he's standing in the funeral home in the corner with his shorts on like this. You've got a mic in one hand, cigarette in the other?
Starting point is 00:11:15 Yes. And have a thought bubble saying, shut the fuck up in the second row. But as far as funeral ago, like I said, she fucking nailed it. And I felt worse for her than anybody because she's such a good woman, you know. She can handle all of it. Anyways, I know, a lot of fucking macabre shit up front. And then drove home and drove through the night.
Starting point is 00:11:40 I said, fuck it, I am not. And I didn't. I drove through the night 14 hours. We left at like 8 o'clock Saturday night. you know, to let all the shit died. And I think it was a good move. We didn't. I was telling Dallas, even going across a GW bridge, it was,
Starting point is 00:11:59 we fainted. It was moving through the Bronx. I made a wrong turn to get on the bridge. I wasn't paying attention. I was looking down, fucking, you know, and missed the, but I just, everything was perfect. Went up and out and there's, you know, banged the fucking Ui in the Bronx. I'm like, honey, lock the doors.
Starting point is 00:12:17 You might get some dick you don't want. and we I just fucking stayed awake Mountain diet mountain goose That's what I kept fucking And this I think this kept me awake But let me tell you folks
Starting point is 00:12:31 Don't have a The last five four or five hours Felt like four or five weeks I'm trying not to look at the mileage You know Oi They buried him up in a cemetery Like up on a hill
Starting point is 00:12:44 So the wind is blowing Beautiful though I would love to be like Overlooking you know for miles women are great at that not all women but she had the plots she's got hers the fucking
Starting point is 00:12:57 all lined up and shit I just want to be I told Nandy just behind the tool shit put me you know with the fucking yeah you know the privacy fence that we're going to get put me
Starting point is 00:13:11 I like the idea of the mic though in the where the fuck it with a funny bone St. Louis T-shirt. All right. Let's get to it. But that was my weekend. I'm having these yanked on Thursday at 10 a.m. folks.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So probably you're going to have me today and tomorrow, and that's it. I don't think I'll be able to do a show after fucking having them yanked. I don't know. I know the great ones play hurt, but I'll be drugged up. I'll be swinging at Dallas and shit and raking furniture. So I can't wait to get these out of my head. I don't care what the options are because they were talking about a possibility of a fucking and I keep touching it.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Why do people do that? I Google that, Dale. Yeah, it's a weird thing. It made no sense to me, but it is a thing. I can't stop. I'm on the couch last night. Andy comes in. You get your finger on it?
Starting point is 00:14:07 I keep poking it. And it hurts like a motherfucker when you touch it, but I keep touching it. And I'm sticking the tip of my tongue. The filling fell out. So I have sharp edges. And now I have a callus on the tip of my tongue. that hurts like a mouth.
Starting point is 00:14:24 I wonder if it's a subconscious, you know, psychologically where you touch it and it's pain and you release it. You're almost there, but on the subconscious part, but there was something like that. They didn't mention the release part,
Starting point is 00:14:40 but I think that makes more sense than what I read, you know? I don't know, but people are known. Bill Hicks on one of his albums mentioned, he goes, it's like a sore tooth. You can't stop touching it. So it's definitely a thing. But this, when I touch it, I mean, my eyes water.
Starting point is 00:14:54 What the fuck is that? I might as well hire an S&M chick. They whip me in the ass with they put on latex and shit. Anybody with me? Touch my teeth. Touch my dick. Good night, everybody. Honey, that would be you, by the way.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I'd hire you. Oh, shut up. Dallas. All right. Patriots last night. I'm giving you a long weekend. I hadn't seen him since week one when they lost the right is. I got to be honest
Starting point is 00:15:24 and I'm not saying this because I'm a Boston guy. Holy shit. When you talk about a balanced team, special teams, defense, there's as good as anybody I'm seeing. And they're vicious. Their defense fucking will hit you.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Troy Aikman, a buck, Joe Buck said that like when Bill Belichick, because Vrabel played on a Belichick, and he goes, they were just tougher. Their guys were tougher than everybody else in a league, mentally and, that's what it looked like last night. Jackson Dart got hit running down the sideline.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And I love this kid because he won't, he refuses to slide feasts first and shit. He already had a concussion. This is his first game back. He's running down the sideline and he tries to get one more extra yard. And this guy Ellis for the Patriots came across, they circled him, came across the field and blew him up. It looked like if you ever seen a clip of a car accident when somebody flies out of the moonroof, he drilled him and he was in the air for like it felt like a man. They were vicious.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Then he knocked the guy out on a punt return. Anyways, enough for that shit. The holidays are coming, and everything in our merch store is 20% off from now until December 10th. So head to Nick Dip.com. We'll click the link below and grab a winter hat, a hoodie, a nerdy sweater vest. No, we don't have those. A long-sleeve shirt, some mugs. And we also have hip boots if you like to fish.
Starting point is 00:16:51 and DePaulo fresh these are new girdles I didn't know women wore girdles anymore I heard they're flying off the shelf in the fat areas Wisconsin have you guys noticed we know the media and it's usually live by us and we know people would troll you to get you nuts whether you're on X or whatever the fuck TikTok but now it's in full bloom
Starting point is 00:17:16 AI's in full bloom and I'm getting nothing but that shit when I go on X I'm getting clips of obviously an algorithm to piss me off to make, and that's how it works. They know what you think from your, and they set an algorithm, and I'm sure people on the left are getting shit. That's why it's not a left,
Starting point is 00:17:36 it's the guy controlling both puppets, as Bill Hicks said, whoever that may be. But I'm saying they have the fucking, they have the throttle down. They have, that's all we're getting. They want us to fight. And I, I want to say it's the left because they're losing and they're panicking.
Starting point is 00:17:54 But I keep getting these things that is so over the top, I go, that's AI. People used to laugh at me when I'd respond. They go, that's somebody trolling you. And it would be a real person trolling me. But now, folks, when you see a person, you know, ring through her nose, purple hair and shit, chances are pretty good. It's AI. It's not a real person.
Starting point is 00:18:16 We showed on this show. Remember we pulled up random people that they made. we put up six faces of, you know, it was a Hawaiian girl, a Japanese guy, and we're like, those aren't real people. So they're using that right now to the 10th power. It's all I'm seeing on my platform. Maybe it's because of Hawaii,
Starting point is 00:18:33 because of my algorithms. I'll give you an example. Again, it's a divider wedge between us. And, boy, is it effective. Now, I don't know this for a fact, but I would bet, I would bet $2,500 bucks that this brought is AI. and they're too over the top. Like, even I'm going,
Starting point is 00:18:53 okay, a left-wing liberal nutbag isn't even this nutty or this entire. I know some of them are. But when you get a, everyone is like this, I'm betting, if I had to bet my life, I'm saying she's AI, but you're never going to fucking know. But listen to this.
Starting point is 00:19:08 And they know how to tickle my funny bag on. You know what the problem is with you dirty, nasty, ugly, racist mag of fucks? You cannot hold a civilized fucking intellectual conversation. about anything that's fucking real. You're so goddamn surface level and fucking superficial. All you know how to do
Starting point is 00:19:25 is fucking spew your vile, hateful, racist, lying fucking rhetoric. And then when you do try to talk about something real and how Kamala would have been the way better fucking choice, you come at me with some Israel
Starting point is 00:19:40 in a fucking war? Bitch, they're in a fucking war. The protection is fucking astounding. All right, enough. I can't. I'll fucking stab her if she's real. Do you see what I'm saying? Every clip I get on my phone is like that. And they're going over the top.
Starting point is 00:19:59 It's too tough. Take it down. If I was directing, I'd go, okay, but take it down a notch. But I'm telling you, that broad probably doesn't exist. And if she doesn't and she's AI, there is somebody real just like her. I'm saying there's plenty of them. But AI, you know, that's all I'm getting. And I'm sure they're getting the opposite, I'm guessing. But to her, even though she's fake to shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Because, you know, like I said, there's real people just like that. And that was too clean. The delivery, all of it was too clean. Yes. I see what you're saying. You mean scripted kind of. Yes. No on them, though.
Starting point is 00:20:38 They probably set up teleprompt. They're fucking insane. It was pretty clean. Good actress. But you hear her saying you're fucking shallow. and projection, which is exactly what we think of them. It's brilliant what these fuckers have done. Brilliant, as in it might lead to a civil war,
Starting point is 00:20:58 but I'm saying right now they have both feet on the gas pedal of that shit. That's my opinion. Let's move on. FDA comes clean about a dirty vaccine. The FDA finally admits nice of them. COVID-19 vaccine killed kids. This is a profound revelation. Well, to you guys, it is.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Millions of Americans across the country were told during the pandemic to offer up their arms for the COVID-19 vaccines, the first ever MRI vaccines approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, if they want to keep their jobs, eat in public, stay in school or visit their loved ones, remember that? Those are called mandates. Government officials, the establishment media, and pharmaceutical reps
Starting point is 00:21:48 claimed that the vaccines were safe and effective which is what I always put and a lot of people put now when I go to the comment section after an article about somebody dying young I go on as Frank Rousseau
Starting point is 00:22:01 whatever the fuck New York Post and I'll put safe and effective that's all people put now the ones that think like us yeah safe and effective and this people still arguing you're just paranoid and really
Starting point is 00:22:13 like I said you can fucking look this shit up there's a spike go to giant insurance companies that people call actuaries that have to predict and keep track of how many people die and shit. There's this since 2000 to 2020 there's been a spike
Starting point is 00:22:28 and people under a certain age. Those who dared to suggest otherwise that it wasn't saving effective about the experimental drugs were making liability shielded vaccine manufacturers. Record profits were often attacked and censored months
Starting point is 00:22:45 after the Department of Health and Human Services concluded that MRNA technology poses more risks than benefits for these respiratory viruses. The FDA admitted in an internal letter, that's why we didn't hear about, that the COVID-19 vaccines killed numerous children. That was an internal memo, of course. Good thing to keep secret. Healthy young children who face tremendously low risk of death were coerced. Dr. Venei Prasad said that. He's in the end, so I believe him. There he is. Look at him. I can smell. Melva Curry and the goddamn chief medical officer at the FDA noted in an email. He's the chief.
Starting point is 00:23:23 All right. We got an honest guy in there? In an email to staff on Friday that FDA offers of biostatistics and farmer, farmer call of vigilance, Jesus, career staff have found that at least 10 children have died after and because of receiving COVID-19 vaccinations. In the email, which was reviewed by multiple publications, and, you know, shared online by the Washington Post, Prasad indicated that the OBPV performed an analysis of 96 deaths between 2021 and
Starting point is 00:23:58 24 and concluded that no fewer than 10 are related. If anything, this represents a conservative coding where vaccines are exculpated rather than indicated in case of ambiguity. Jesus. Fucking Christ. if I get it. I got a nice buzz going. The real number is way higher, they say. These deaths
Starting point is 00:24:22 are related to vaccination, likely slash probable, slash possible at attribution made by staff. That's in parentheses. That number is certainly an underestimate due to underreporting and inherent bias in attribution,
Starting point is 00:24:38 wrote Prasad. Even he is a fucking bias. This safety signal has far-reaching implications for Americans, the U.S. pandemic response and the agency itself, despite the strong improbability of a healthy child getting seriously ill from COVID, former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease Director, Anthony Fauci. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Rochelle Walensky, remember these names and other health officials championed injecting kids with the novel vaccines. Can you imagine? And we knew people. It's the one thing that everybody, those doctors if they banned on YouTube with a white, remember the ones that spoke out against this shit, got they kicked them off YouTube. Right there you should know there's something nefarious going on. But they were all saying the one thing they did know is it's not, COVID doesn't really
Starting point is 00:25:41 affect children. I remember that being clear pretty early in the whole process. On November 2nd, 2021, then President Joe Biden's health officials gave final approval to Pfizer's COVID-19 shot for kids ages 5 to 11. Biden said at the time, it is a major step forward for our nation and our fight to defeat the virus. And then he shit his pants and fell into his pancakes. You know, you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that? God.
Starting point is 00:26:10 COVID-19 vaccination for children younger than five began across the U.S. in 2020. to. Presad noted his Friday letter that despite evidence that the COVID-19 vaccine put boys and young men at great risk of myocarditis, Biden health officials did not quickly attempt mitigation strategies such as spacing doses apart, lowering doses, omitting doses among those with prior COVID-19. This fucking guy, and again, he probably didn't do it. We know now.
Starting point is 00:26:41 He was taking a nap somewhere. But his minions, they should all be. locked the fuck out. I love, you know, Trump threw out all his auto pen fucking pardons and shit over the weekend. Everything is like null and void. He just spoke.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Worse, the FDA delayed acknowledgement of the safety signal until after it could extend marketing authorization to younger boys 12 to 15. Not too fucking evil. Had the acknowledgement come early, these younger boys who likely did not require COVID-19
Starting point is 00:27:14 vaccinations may have chosen to avoid the products. Yeah. And nobody's on the hook for it. This fuck is still walking around. Nobody's on the hook. And that's why we live in the world we live in. Whether you're talking about violence on the streets, people being stabbed, nobody's accountable.
Starting point is 00:27:35 People fucking, you know, the new bail were for. People back on the streets have to do a horrendous. Nobody is accountable. Then you have to ask you to say, why is it? Well, because one side wants it that way. They create problems, and then they are the government. They pretend to try to fix it. Look at all the money that was being scanned in Minneapolis.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Holy. Did I put that in this? No. And insane. And Waltz knew all about it. He's still walking around. The FDA's chief medical officers stressed that the OBVs finding that the COVID vaccine contributed to the deaths of children amounted to a profound revelation.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Oh, boy, is this great? For the first time, the U.S. FDA will acknowledge that COVID-19 vaccines have killed American children, continue Prasad. Boy, I'm surprised he's still walking around. Whose agency revoked emergency use authorization for COVID vaccines earlier this year. I mean, my boy, Guttale had to get a shot working at Fox and, you know. Me and him will argue about it in text, but I think I won that one in the long run. But he had no choice. That's a situation.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Healthy young. children who faced tremendously low risk of death were coerced at the behest of the Biden administration. Via, think about, reverse it. Think about if that was Trump. He'd be fucking literally in prison. They were trying to put him in prison on parking tickets for Christy. Imagine what if he did something like that. Via school and work mandates to receive a vaccine that could result in death. So in other words, your government forced some people, a lot of thousands of people to get that fucking shot. And like I said before, I read some expert, virologist, world-known guy who said,
Starting point is 00:29:24 we haven't touched the tip of the iceberg as far as people, the damage that's going to be done to him. Anyways, and thus, how'd I went? You like my show this political free? But nothing but politics. I can't help, but some of these are big. Let's go on to a later story about a guy killing a health care worker. Mangione and his minions.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Boy, did this story show what a sick society we live in. And again, let me preface this whole story. I was like, you shot a guy in the back, chicken shit, fuck. And I still feel that way. But right when this happened, I had 15 or 16 insurance claims, like refused. And I went, ah,
Starting point is 00:30:08 because they really are fucking gangsters. Give us your money now. We'll take care of it. Then when it's time, we ain't got to take care. It's fucking, I have more respect for a guy that goes into a 7-Eleven with a fucking gun. He might get shot. Accused Ivy League assassin, Luigi Mangione.
Starting point is 00:30:27 What a waste of a good name. Who the fuck does he look like? I don't know, John Stamos and Eddie Munster had a baby. Luigi Mangione appeared in Manhattan Court Monday, looking preppy with his trademark bushy brows, carefully manicured. Who's the fag that wrote this article? And his tight necktoreen like ass.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Fucking big girl. As he smirked and furiously scribbled notes for a key pre-trial evidence hearing in his murder case. Dozens of fans. Mostly female, by the way, you psychofucks, who say they consider him akin to a national hero for trying to take on the broken U.S. health cares.
Starting point is 00:31:08 You see how the left they've, you notice they're always on the side of murder and blowing up Jews and you notice? Who the fucking violent, evil psychos really are? They always say the right is dumb and evil. No, that's you. The broken news health care system, even though he allegedly killed the head of a major company in the process,
Starting point is 00:31:30 the chicks flocked, well, the fans, flocked to the courthouse in support of him. Some were dressed as the Luigi character from Super Mario. Get it? I'm Italian. That's offensive. Is that what I'm supposed to say? not it's pretty fucking funny um but let's this is how media driven the society is and we've
Starting point is 00:31:52 talked about how young chicks want to be on camera they find it's the reason they're on dating sides it's any reason to show their tits and face and here here's some people trying to get their ink from this case look at all the dirty bruns i want oh there's a fagg watch this girl here look at her strutting in like she's on TMZ getting on off the plane in L.A.S. Like she's Marilyn fucking my wrong. Look at the...
Starting point is 00:32:24 You gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Luigi, look at my pussy. It's as bushy as your eyebrows. Let's trim them together. I'll visit you in prison. They have conjugal visits. Lady!
Starting point is 00:32:46 Prosecutors are expected to call more than two dozen. That's 24 or more. Thank you. Witnesses involved in his bust in December 2020. Remember they found them in a fucking McDonald's and Altoon, Pennsylvania? Goddamn filet fish, I'll get you every time. They are delicious.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I could be up on rape charges. I'm still going in there to get a flayfish. I love him. Involved in his bust in December 2024 on charges of executing the head of the health care giant United Healthcare on a Midtown sidewalk. I mean, it really was cowardice defined you know, go there with a knife and take the guy on.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Give him a chance. Hold them hostage. Now, Dallas is really thinking outside the box by putting a guy in a box. Who's with me? The hearing will probe where the police breached Mangione's rights by questioning him and searching his backpack before getting a walk. Can imagine if he gets off on that? And let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:33:47 The left, they would love nothing more. This is New York, right? Although he's not black. they would love nothing more. You know, they hate corporations the left, right? Anyways, before getting a war. If Judge Gregory Peck, what? No, Gregory Caro sides with a defense.
Starting point is 00:34:06 He could deal Manhattan prosecutors a crippling blow by borrowing them from showing jurors the key evidence cops found inside the backpack, including the alleged murder weapon and a notebook in which Mangione reportedly explained his motive. Let's think about this. this for a second. Can imagine they have that shit, right? Yet there's a slight possibility that he could get off because they didn't read him as
Starting point is 00:34:31 rights and time. What a think about that system for a minute. Sorry. That's one of the flaws. The Miranda rights that who gives a fuck? Well, then they'd just be accusing people of shit and thrown and implanting stuff and we'll take my chance. Can you imagine if he gets off on this? The prosecution's first witness Monday was Chris McLaughlin. Said that like I roamed with him in Maine. A sergeant in the NYPD's public information office who helped set the stage for the hearing by reviewing widely released images of the suspect released to the public during the manhunt for him.
Starting point is 00:35:10 The accused killer plotted to rebel against the deadly greed fueled health insurance cartel by targeting Thompson. Remember, folks, he was in an accident of something. Remember he had a bad back and shit? and they kept refusing his claims and, you know, and he was paying premiums. And believe me, I almost understand. The only reason I don't give it a full thumbs up, because then it's all out fucking war every time somebody makes a mistake,
Starting point is 00:35:36 like an honest mistake or whatever. But I'm saying they really are the worst, the insurance companies. The head of a company that literally, who, this is a quote, a company that literally extracts human life force, meaning they'll let you die before they pay you, you know, for money. that was according to the excerpts of the diary entries that Mangione wrote. Mangione, who graduated from the University of Pennsylvania, oh, there's money well spent, like the best school in the country,
Starting point is 00:36:07 faces separate federal charges in a case where prosecutors have taken the rare step of asking for the death penalty. Dead man walking. Yeah, I guess. Again, you know how I feel about the death penalty. I'm against it, not for moral, ethical reasons, because I just think there can't be anything worse and being raped for the rest of your life in a prison.
Starting point is 00:36:34 So by a bunch of guerrillas. And by guerrillas, I mean, you know, fucking Irish kids. You know what I'm saying? How could that be? Death is a release, at least as far as we know. I know you guys believe hell and shit. But what if God's up there going, you know what? I'll tell you, I'm not crazy about the insurance industry.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I'm going to give my break. put him in purgatory for a few years. This Polly says, 10 years, I can do that standing on my fucking head. Let's lighten it up with some good footage. Again, you know what we mean. We say lighten up on the Nick the Pollosha. Future Lion Tamer tamed. A 19-year-old man identified as Gerson de Melo Machado
Starting point is 00:37:19 was mauled to death by a lioness. That's right. Nancy Pelosi busted into his house with her. After deliberately climbing into her enclosure at a zoo in Pessoa, Brazil on Sunday, November 30th.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Machado scaled the wall over 20 feet high, climbed security bars, and used a tree to enter the lion's enclosure. Security staff reportedly tried to stop him, but he moved too quickly.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Great security, by the way, fellas. Come on. The attack. A lioness named Leona. Oh my, you'd never. Look at that pretty thing. I'd fuck it. Look how beautiful. I don't know if that's Leona. It might be a stock photo, but isn't it beautiful? But again, I see these people that raise them and they wrestle with them and all of a sudden they bite their fucking head off and I go, it's so stupid. A lioness named Leona. By the way, the, man, no my, immediately pounced on him after he landed on the ground. Visit his witness. Why can't I be at the zoo when shit like this
Starting point is 00:38:27 happens. I'm always there to see the monkey jerking off and throwing shit at his father. Because you don't go to the zoo. Oh, details. Mine of details, Dallas. Don't fucking Visitors witnessed the attack with some capturing video footage that circulated on social media. Let's take a look. We'll find out later the kid was mentally ill. You didn't have to tell me that. I kind of put it together. Call me Quincy. But here he is going, hey, You know what? I feel like an appetizer. You mean you want to eat one?
Starting point is 00:39:00 No, I feel like an appetizer. Check it. People comment, like, uh-oh. Oh, shit. Pulls his pants down. Watch, you can see the kid's head pop up. He's running, and he's sacked. That's a tackle for a loss.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Why stop it? I wanted to see blood squirting over the wall. You know what I'm saying? Bonapete. Local news reported that Machado had been diagnosed with schizophrenia and had a history of mental health problems. I'll leave me alone.
Starting point is 00:39:37 You're crazy! I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. You're not kidding. You're not kidding. A child welfare counselor mentioned he had a dream of becoming a lion tamer. This is weird, like the story I told her, and had previously tried to sneak onto a flight to Africa,
Starting point is 00:39:58 which he did, but he acted up after two. bloody marries and I asked him to leave sparing his life. This is what I don't understand. The park was immediately closed following the incident. Now if I'm around in that zoo, I have the local news there. I'm showing them getting torn their shreds. And I jump all over that. And somehow put that in my marketing. Look what you can see. Uh, anyway, the park was closed following the incident, booted everybody out. All right, get up. Fuck that. I want to watch. In a statement, the zoo express condolences to the family and called it an extremely sad episode for everyone but the lioness who was starving
Starting point is 00:40:38 apparently the zoo keeper was late getting to work that day didn't have the 40 pounds of red meat and here comes fucking uh hudgy and his britches the zoo confirmed that the lioness laying on is a real cunt no would not be you than i you god damn right she won't be that would infuriate me this kid was cucko nobody's gonna miss maybe his doctors and the pharmaceutical industry. Leona. Officials, why, yeah, remember we showed one,
Starting point is 00:41:10 we showed another clip of a kid, a small kid falling into somewhere. Remember the gorilla picked them up and carried them and sort of like nursed them before he beat him today? No, I can't remember how that one ended. Officials stated that she's healthy,
Starting point is 00:41:26 does not show aggressive behavior outside the context of the incident and was minding her business. before Hodgy came into her living room and threatened her kids and experienced a high level of stress from the event. They said the lioness experienced a high level of stress
Starting point is 00:41:44 during the event. They know that because right after he was dead, she lit up a couple of Paul Malls and was sucking on him and pacing. Another similar incident last week, but we don't have it. They took it down. I was going to show you guys something even more graphic. Wait, that wasn't even graphic. but I had one of a woman
Starting point is 00:42:03 I think she was American I don't know but she was on safari the fucking lion like pulled her out of the car the window was down then she's on the ground laying next to the car
Starting point is 00:42:14 while her people are friends and you know looking out the and the lion's got her by the scruff of the fucking neck and she's screaming and she went by bye bye
Starting point is 00:42:22 I was going to show you that because it makes for good entertainment who's with me Dallas? My class pet. Hey, here we go. I'm doing more politics than I realize, but more biased lib media lying. This happened over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:42:45 War Secretary Pete Higgseth ordered the deadly September 2nd military strike on a suspected drug running vessel in the Caribbean Sea, but did not direct the killing of any survivors of the initial attack, according to a new report. Just to refresh your memory, folks, they blew up a plane last month, a plane, a boat like that. And apparently a couple of the terrorists on board, and that's what they've been designated as, because they're bringing poison knowingly to kill Americans. Two of them survived after the boat, and then somebody ordered a second strike that took them out.
Starting point is 00:43:24 And everybody's clutching their pearls on both sides, supposedly, the left and the right. understand the left because you're Marxist twats and you hate anything that we do that's good for this country. But you Republicans on the right, find out who the fuck they are and put them on the next boat. That's what I want, whether it's Rand Paul or
Starting point is 00:43:44 I don't want any rhino shit. I want maggot to the core. The New York Times, how about this? This is how you know Pete Higgis is innocent. They said he was the one who ordered the second hit. And he, right away. It was right back on the internet. I said, I did not.
Starting point is 00:44:03 To the point, he was so cocky about it. He was doing memes with Franklin and the turtle, which I don't know what the fuck is, because I don't have kids and I'm not a molester. The New York Times citing five U.S. officials reported Tuesday that Hegst's initial order to destroy the boat, its alleged drug cargo, and anyone on board did not specify what should happen if survivors remain. This is coming out of the New York Times. They accidentally made a mistake in telling the truth. Adam Frank Bradley, the head of the U.S. Special Operations Command, seen here, ultimately signed off on both the initial strike.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Where the fuck was that's the second time? And several follow-up strikes that killed 11 people. I'll give you my point of view on it because that's what the stupid show is about. I got to say, I'm really not heartbroken if there were two people that survived the thing, and then we took them out too. How about that? Well, but it says in the law, even the rules of war, that if you're on a ship and you survive, but you can't, they're not, they're not considered any combatant anymore. What?
Starting point is 00:45:13 Yeah, those rules only apply to the United States. Thank you. Did you hear what he said, Dick Cheney over here? No, you're right. You're right. We play about, when I went on the U.S.O. tour and the Marines told me they couldn't shoot at people unless they were shot at. I thought they were kidding. This is when Obama was present.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I said, you're kidding, right? And they're like, fucking no. And I'm like, what? That was a good show. I told you. Colin Quinn was laughing. He goes, you're the only one who could make a room full of Marines nervous
Starting point is 00:45:46 with what you were saying. And the staff sergeant or whatever, the fucking black guy who was the head of Marines came over to me. He goes, ooh, that was some rough shit. I'm like, you're a fucking Marine Sergeant. I mean, they were laughing. happen, you know. My first line was they said, don't make fun of the culture over here.
Starting point is 00:46:06 This was in, uh, yes, Afghanistan. And I said, uh, yeah, they told us, don't make fun of the culture all over. And, you know, and I said, uh, what culture? A fucking pile of sand and a camel taking a shit about 50 feet down the road. That got a nice laugh. The Washington Post reported Friday that the subsequent strike, which targeted two survivors, they make it a sound like they blew up a fucking carnival cruise. And there are two kids on the water slide. I said, get them.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Survivors of the initial hit was in direct response to Heggsat's order to kill everybody. I would have more respect to Pete said. Yeah, I said it. I probably did. Who knows? The Times sources insisted that Hexeth did not give Bradley any orders at all during the operation. And was not aware in real time that the passengers were clinging to the debris, which is what he said.
Starting point is 00:46:58 And I believe him, just like trying to. They're trying to go after this guy. They're saying he's in over his head. Cash Patel too and Bongino over the weekend. They keep getting excoriated by, of course, critics saying they're both in over their head. And they did list. They listed Cash Patel used the fucking plane, the official FBI plane to go to some game. His wife was singing the national anthem at and then a pickleball tournament or some shit.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Using it like an Uber. Anyways, but they, they've been going off to Hexith since. he get in there. And I hope Trump stays by, I don't care how hard it gets in the kitchen. Trump's press secretary, Caroline Levitt. Yeah, I'm a yummy in my tummy was asked about it yesterday. Boy, watching her after that black raggedy ann doll, KJP, remember her, the most stupid, DEI. Then she wrote a book that was so bad, even the left didn't buy it. Just a, just a
Starting point is 00:48:01 DEI. You guys have been wrong about everything on the fuck. I mean about everything. Everything. Go find something else to do. You suck at politics. You do. This woman here, she's tremendous. And from New Hampshire,
Starting point is 00:48:19 young mom. And I don't kill anybody. He says, Trump likes beautiful women surrounding him at work. I don't give a fuck. I mean, Christy Norm, there's not a guy more qualified to do what she's doing. Come on. That's why I love Trump. He watches Fox News, gets a nut off and says, I want her. Yeah, but she's never done Paul. I don't give a shit. Look at the tits on her. I'm exaggerating. But this girl meant she, here you go.
Starting point is 00:48:49 What law is it that allows no survivors? The loitering law. September 2nd was conducted in self-defense to protect Americans in vital United States. United States interests. The strike was conducted in international waters and in accordance with the law of armed conflict. I love you for helping me to construct of my life, not a tavern but a temple. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch. That was that movie with Michael Douglas playing Liberace and Matt Damon as his young boyfriend. It was like a two-hour S&L sketch.
Starting point is 00:49:41 I couldn't stop laughing. And they, I saw some outtakes where they were fucking, I mean, they had to kiss each other and shit. I'm not doing it. And they're like, of course you're not, Nick. You fucking never made it. Oh, yeah. Nobody asked me. Anyways, I like the Jackie Heinrich Foxwoman asking pretty much a fastball down the middle.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Pete said he did not order the death of those two men. President Trump told reporter Sunday night aboard Air Force One as he returned from Washington to Washington from his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach. And he said, and I quote, and I believe him. The geopad, geopad, I think I hit the button, whatever, something about strikes. Geop-led, whatever. Oh, committees. Both, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:32 they began investigations into the September 2nd strike, which some lawmakers have suggested could be a war crime if the execution of survivors was ordered. Well, it ain't Heggsith to order them, but I would think when you're the Secretary of War, I guess the buck doesn't stop with you. Please keep Hegsith in there. Please keep Patel and Bongino right where they are.
Starting point is 00:51:04 I like them. guys. And we had I'm so proud that we had Cash Patel. You were producing at that point, right? We had Cash Patel on the show. Before he was still a big shot. You know, he just started a bio. Didn't you have
Starting point is 00:51:19 some private company that made millions or billions until? Just fucking around with that, you know. Oh my God. These people. Let's move on. Cocaine. Everybody knows you never go full retar. Ooh, in our West Coast stupid segment today, tonight,
Starting point is 00:51:35 Christmas got political in Portland, Oregon on Friday night during the city's 41st annual holiday celebration. Leaders and speakers at the event in Pioneer Courthouse Square avoided using the word Christmas and even referred to the massive Christmas tree as the tree. Who's crazy? A move that disappointed many online. Really? The New York Post reported. The square was crowded for the occasion that started off with a woman taking the stage to do what? Was she singing carols? No. Was she dressed like an elf?
Starting point is 00:52:20 No. Was she Mrs. Claus? No. She was wrapped in a, naturally, a very Christmassy thing, a Palestine flag. She then led the crowd in chanting Free Palestine before thanking them for responding. Can you guys ever let it go for five fucking men? minutes. And why, I know you're going to say free speech and all that shit, which is true.
Starting point is 00:52:41 She has every right to do that. But why doesn't somebody, because you have the right to react to that, why didn't somebody charge a stage and tackle her? I mean to the point where her back of her head hits the stage and she's out. Anybody? And do it the day in jail. Whatever the fuck. Look at these kids.
Starting point is 00:53:01 They're like, who the fuck? Here's the video of these. But you know what? fucking Portland. Never mind the narco boats. They should be necks in the crosshairs. I've had enough of that. Go after there.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Which one's the, is it the governor or the mayor who is a he-she? I mean a woman who's a man. Probably the governor, right? Glasses, white hair. I mean, looks like me with glasses. Only not as
Starting point is 00:53:30 feminine. I don't know what I'm saying. Let's show the video. And so if I could get a free, free Palestine, thank you. Fuck you. How about that? Fuck you. May you die.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Would have been nice to have somebody here. Hey, fuck you. Good morning, neighbors. Somebody should have thrown a shoe at her. An American shoe. I guess I told that joke already. About having the shoe thrown at you, Obama, Bush. meanwhile
Starting point is 00:54:17 K-O-I-N that's right Coin-6 cover the celebration but the outlet also referred to the event as the tree lighting ceremony in quotes
Starting point is 00:54:27 the outlet did use the word Christmas in its headline um here's more video of this stupid fucking secta-o-event choirs who got everybody
Starting point is 00:54:40 in the holiday spirit this crowd filled Pioneer Courthouse Square. They were here for one reason. Welcome again to the 41st annual tree lighting ceremony. Yeah. What murder? Who the fuck are you?
Starting point is 00:55:00 Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? That's what I meant. Though the event seemed to lack the usual Christmas spirit that most U.S. cities embrace, can I just say this again? Fox News, anybody who revoked Republican Leans right, you're especially the people on the news. you almost look silly now to me when you refer to the Democrat Party
Starting point is 00:55:25 as I can't believe the Democrats are doing this and that I can't believe they're fighting Trump on this and that it's almost silly to me like you guys don't know that they are they're Marxists they want to bring this government down that's not hyperbole that's not fucking it's the truth
Starting point is 00:55:47 it's like you know I don't know seeing Charlie Manson and you know his whole family and being you know somebody helped me the analogy I'm you know I can't believe they did that
Starting point is 00:56:02 you know they murder do you understand it's silly stop referring to him as a Democrat what if you just call them the Marxist oh by the way
Starting point is 00:56:14 Trump has a new website or the White House does, I forget what it's titled. It's like media, offensive media, something of the week. But it's a website you can go to that shows CNN or MSNBC misquoting or taking something out of context. So you can see it. There's a website you can go to now. And I also read that young kids hate the fucking media, which has to scare the shit out of them. They've been using that tool to brainwash fear. And young kids hate the fuck
Starting point is 00:56:54 a media. Anyways, back to this tremendous Jesus revelation. Christmas spirit, U.S. cities embraced during the holidays. The city made sure to trot out of Santa Claus who posed with families and had a sing-along of holiday carols, not Christmas carols, which included angels we have heard on high and decked the hall. with balls of dog shit. Good song. All right. Nearly an hour into the ceremony.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Mayor Keith Wilson, tofu-eaten fag, addressed the crowd and brought out Santa Claus and jerked him off on a little boy's face. Good night, everybody. Good night.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Dallas. Good night. And the city's representatives before switching on the 10,000 bulbs on the 75-foot tall. Are you guys not That's a waste of electricity. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:57:53 Look at this elf. Look at this fucking elf in a suit. And here's the governor. And there is the governor. And that's a good picture of her looking like a woman. I'm not shitting you. Look at that. I'm going to say it right here, right now.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I hope I get in trouble. I mean, somebody's watching. Somebody gives a fuck. The problem, big problem in this country is that. I put it on X this last night. I was tweeting away going, Why does CNN and MSC, etc., why do they put these biological aberrations on to give their world viewpoint? Because nobody looks at the world like they do.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Who in this society has more conflict with the world than a fucking woman like that? Who? And their judges, their governors, you think that's a fucking accident? She's an American hating piece of shit. That's all I need to know, because I know about your state. Just grow a dick and get it over with. You fucking New Gingrich-looking motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:58:56 I think I'll end on that. I'm at the funeral this weekend. This older guy comes out and he goes, I tried to listen to your podcast. Holy shit, that mouth. I think it was one of my wife's uncle, but I wanted to say,
Starting point is 00:59:11 what are you? A child? But he was an old guy and a good guy and a nice guy. Let me tell you some, folks. I'm never going to stop cursing. Ever. when I read an article, I would say, remember, there was an article two years ago. I think I have it hanging in my bedroom.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I hold it up to my wife every time I get in a fight. It says intelligent people swear more than, and they listed like Hemingway, apparently had a fucking filthy mouth and some really brilliant people. Who's the other one? The guy that played Gilligan's Island, Bob Denver, apparently, he was a... I don't know. But yeah, I... They're swearing bothers you.
Starting point is 00:59:52 I don't. Of course I'm not talking to you guys. You watch the show. But I'd really, even a guy that is, he's probably 78, 80 years old, and it's still fucking, I'm like, really? Look around the world in which we live.
Starting point is 01:00:05 As Bill Hicks used to say, when he lit a cigarette. If this bothers anybody in the crowd, I suggest you take a look around the world of which we live and shut your fucking mouth. Oh, God, he laid it up. That's it.
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