The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hegseth "War Criminal" My Ass | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1824
Episode Date: December 3, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about FDA Comes Clean About Vaccine, Mangione's Minions, Future Lion Tamer Tamed, Media Lies About Pete and Portland's Woke-mas! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LI...NEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH SALE! From now until December 10 th get 20% off Everything in our store. So grab some mugs, winter hats, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ HOLIDAY VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal holiday greeting from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo and order one in time for Christmas. SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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today I'll be talking about
well the FDA comes clean
about the vaccine after
you know they've poisoned half the country
again under Joe Biden
you filthy
yeah but Trump came up with
I know but he didn't say you have to get it
it'll lose your job did he
Manjioni Chuck Mangione's got another album out
it's called Kill a Healthcare fella
on Baker Street
and we get some great footage
of a mentally ill kid in Brazil
getting eaten by a lion.
I'll tell you.
I would send that into, you know, I would send that into, you know,
World's Funniest Home Videos, just to see.
Like my managers did, and I've told this story real quick before,
the Jerry Lewis Telethon somehow got in contact.
This was when I was living in L.A. with my manager,
they wanted me to do the Jerry Lewis Telethon, do comedy on it.
and they wanted to see a tape.
And my manager sends them,
and I'm not making this fucking up,
I had a bit about the Jerry Lewis Talafine.
I didn't even remember what the fuck.
It wasn't positive.
I'll tell you that much.
Making fun of the kids and shit.
They wrote a letter back.
This is insulting.
How disrespectful you said,
fucking.
Even my manager, I couldn't get mad at him.
I go, do you even look at what was on the fucking?
He goes, I watched the first couple minutes.
He didn't send the whole
He didn't watch the whole thing before he sent it
I get to look up what the bit was about
How funny is that though
I'm probably going
It's like make a wish foundation
Oh that's like my mother
You know, you know old people out with the fuck
And they're on the internet
And I've told this one too
A family friend was dying of cancer
It had to be eight, 10 years ago
My mother sends a text.
She goes, sorry, I heard about Jack, you know, in his diagnosis, sorry, but, but L-O-L.
She thought it meant lots of love.
Oh, yeah.
That might be the funniest fucking blooper ever.
Heard about your husband dying.
L-O-L.
I was a dick, anyway.
Oh, my God.
Put it down.
Yeah, bug it.
Absolutely.
That's a true story, folks.
So the weekend, you know a lot about, so I couldn't make it yesterday.
I have a tooth that's infected to the point where I'm sitting here right now.
I can feel my heartbeat.
The tooth problems are here.
There's two of them.
And I can feel, last night I could feel my heartbeat up here.
Because your nerves go up into your fucking face in your eyes and everything.
And as bad as the weekend was, it made it even worse.
That was the worst part about my heart.
too. I was taking
popping ibuprofen
a leave. I was even taking Vicodin
yesterday.
I was scheduled
to have it yanked November 22nd.
But weeks
leading up to that, the pain went away.
And I'm like, I'm going to keep my fucking teeth as long
as I can my real ones. So I call
and said, I don't need that.
And then, I don't know, last week
I see that I have a cleaning appointment for
tomorrow. But this
had come back, roaring back. I was
fucking excruciating pain
where I almost couldn't sleep.
So Monday morning when I got up, I said, listen,
I got to fucking please have the doctor
find some time this week to Yank these things.
I don't give a shit if I come here toothless.
I mean, this, I didn't know you could have pain
in your mouth like this.
I've been hit with a hockey stick.
I've been hit in the jaw with a baseball bat.
I've never had this kind of pain.
Holy shit.
So yesterday, and it wasn't even about
being tired from driving.
That's another whole story.
On the way up there,
I went to Waterbury, Connecticut
from Savannah, folks, in the car,
because my wife has panic attacks now
on the plane. We can
drag her up and shit, but I'd rather do that
when she's in bed, you know, I'm making it do all kinds of silly
shit.
I tell her I'm Tom Jones.
Roll-playing.
You hear that?
You know, role-playing.
I knock on the door and I come in.
I go, I'm the cable.
cable guy, what's the problem? Then I jump on her. Can't get it up. She goes, boy, I'm calling tech support.
X-Finity sucks. That's role playing. Anyways, what was I saying? How did I get off of that riff?
Yeah, so, yeah, drove, did pretty much what you and I agreed I was going to do,
drove as far as like Baltimore, little north of Baltimore on Wednesday night. Is that when I left?
So that was from eight at night to like five in the morning.
Pulled off.
Got a hotel room.
Slept a little about, I don't know, noon, which I didn't.
I was staring at the sale on this thing's thrott.
Just a fucking, such a shitty week of it.
I couldn't even complain about it.
I'm like, you got to just fucking, you know.
But this, I didn't need this on top of it.
And then we got up and throw the rest of the five hours and shit.
Too bad.
Guy's 60 years old.
Great family guy.
Gruff Italian guy, sort of like me.
I mean, blue collar drives a giant dump truck for the city, you know.
And just kind of a gruff, you know, red marble reds, two pack a day guy, which probably didn't help.
But I'm watching those.
You know, when you go to a funeral, you watch they have these montages now on the screen,
put up all the pictures of, you know, and it's the, this is how I know I'm getting all my eyes started welling up.
it's the first time that I really regretted
not having kids
and that wasn't like a deliberate decision by this
that's something you guys don't need to know about
but um I
because every time every picture when he was with his kids
his fucking face lit the fuck up
every other picture he was normal
and but every
with his little daughter sitting on his lap and his grid and chill
I never seen a guy in a better you know
I was just watching
and they fucking loved them
you know. It's how life works, man.
It's, it's, but I
got to tell you, and I don't think
my sister-in-law of mine, he was a, like
I said, he was a gruff guy.
You know, he was fucking
you know, he's, you know, kind of loud
Italian, fuck this, fucked out.
Him and his wife would argue all the time, and she
told us this. So he was fighting
for his life for a couple days.
Before they intubated him,
you know, put the thing in so you can't talk.
He had,
my wife's sister-in-law told us they were in a hot tub a couple weeks ago my sister-in-law and him and he goes I had a dream last night that my grandfather came to me from the dead he said saying I'll see you next week in the and yeah and why would lorine this is a look I'll see you next week and he's like I don't want to have this hip operative his grandfather died the day after a hip operation but he's
was in his 80s. I might have mentioned that last
week. Isn't that fucking weird, number
one? Because this guy had a hip operation
a couple weeks ago.
So, before that, they're
rolling him out of the room. He's still fighting for
his life, but he's not conscious of this point.
He goes to his wife, Lorraine,
who he called Lorne.
He goes, I told you
I was going to fucking die.
Bye, Lorne. Those were
his last words.
And I said to his wife, I said,
Lauren, that's better than him saying, I love you.
Because it's him.
It's him.
Honest to the fucking end about you, about everything.
I told you I was going to fucking die by Lord.
And I can hear him saying that with that like Connecticut, New York accent.
Yeah.
And I've known his kids, I watched him grow up.
But I met his kids, they were seven and five or whatever.
Now they have kids and shit.
It's fucking weird, guys.
When you get to my age and you see all that shit, you're like, holy Christ.
He'll be dead tomorrow.
Yesterday, he should be.
This tooth doesn't
fucking heal.
Anyways.
But the funeral, if you can
have an awesome funeral, his wife
fucking nailed it.
Had three giant
beautiful trucks.
The ones like he drives a 14-wheeled dump trucks,
whatever, had them in the procession.
His son was
leading, driving his Harley.
It was
fucking awesome as far as funerals goes.
It's, you know, fucking 10 degrees out.
The casket, she had a Harley motorcycle, like, engraved on the, and he, they, you know, he's wearing it in his casket.
He had his Harley Davidson shirt with a flannel over, which is what I, I never saw him in anything else.
And I said to my wife, take note.
I said, put a mic in my hand.
I didn't even think of that.
Put a mic on my.
Oh my God.
If that's the case, don't bury me.
Stand me up in the corner like they do in those third world countries.
Remember we did a story on that?
Like in Brazil or these third world countries,
they'll actually, the funeral home will do what they do
and have you standing up.
This guy was a boxer in some country.
And he's standing in the funeral home in the corner
with his shorts on like this.
You've got a mic in one hand,
cigarette in the other?
Yes.
And have a thought bubble saying,
shut the fuck up in the second row.
But as far as funeral ago, like I said, she fucking nailed it.
And I felt worse for her than anybody because she's such a good woman, you know.
She can handle all of it.
Anyways, I know, a lot of fucking macabre shit up front.
And then drove home and drove through the night.
I said, fuck it, I am not.
And I didn't.
I drove through the night 14 hours.
We left at like 8 o'clock Saturday night.
you know, to let all the shit died.
And I think it was a good move.
We didn't.
I was telling Dallas, even going across a GW bridge, it was,
we fainted.
It was moving through the Bronx.
I made a wrong turn to get on the bridge.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was looking down, fucking, you know, and missed the,
but I just, everything was perfect.
Went up and out and there's, you know, banged the fucking Ui in the Bronx.
I'm like, honey, lock the doors.
You might get some dick you don't want.
and we
I just fucking stayed awake
Mountain diet mountain goose
That's what I kept fucking
And this
I think this kept me awake
But let me tell you folks
Don't have a
The last five four or five hours
Felt like four or five weeks
I'm trying not to look at the mileage
You know
Oi
They buried him up in a cemetery
Like up on a hill
So the wind is blowing
Beautiful though
I would love to be like
Overlooking
you know for miles
women are great at that
not all women but she had the plots
she's got hers the fucking
all lined up and shit
I just want to be
I told Nandy just
behind the tool shit
put me you know with the fucking
yeah
you know the privacy fence that we're going to get
put me
I like the idea of the mic though
in the
where the fuck it
with a funny bone St. Louis T-shirt.
All right.
Let's get to it.
But that was my weekend.
I'm having these yanked on Thursday at 10 a.m. folks.
So probably you're going to have me today and tomorrow, and that's it.
I don't think I'll be able to do a show after fucking having them yanked.
I don't know.
I know the great ones play hurt, but I'll be drugged up.
I'll be swinging at Dallas and shit and raking furniture.
So I can't wait to get these out of my head.
I don't care what the options are because they were talking about a possibility of a
fucking and I keep touching it.
Why do people do that?
I Google that, Dale.
Yeah, it's a weird thing.
It made no sense to me, but it is a thing.
I can't stop.
I'm on the couch last night.
Andy comes in.
You get your finger on it?
I keep poking it.
And it hurts like a motherfucker when you touch it,
but I keep touching it.
And I'm sticking the tip of my tongue.
The filling fell out.
So I have sharp edges.
And now I have a callus on the tip of my tongue.
that hurts like a mouth.
I wonder if it's a subconscious,
you know, psychologically
where you touch it and it's pain
and you release it.
You're almost there,
but on the subconscious part,
but there was something like that.
They didn't mention the release part,
but I think that makes more sense
than what I read, you know?
I don't know, but people are known.
Bill Hicks on one of his albums mentioned,
he goes, it's like a sore tooth.
You can't stop touching it.
So it's definitely a thing.
But this, when I touch it, I mean, my eyes water.
What the fuck is that?
I might as well hire an S&M chick.
They whip me in the ass with they put on latex and shit.
Anybody with me?
Touch my teeth.
Touch my dick.
Good night, everybody.
Honey, that would be you, by the way.
I'd hire you.
Oh, shut up.
Dallas.
All right.
Patriots last night.
I'm giving you a long weekend.
I hadn't seen him since week one when they lost
the right is. I got to be honest
and I'm not saying this because I'm a Boston guy.
Holy shit.
When you talk about a
balanced team,
special teams, defense,
there's as good as anybody I'm seeing.
And they're vicious. Their defense
fucking will hit you.
Troy Aikman, a buck,
Joe Buck said that like when Bill Belichick,
because Vrabel played on a Belichick,
and he goes, they were just tougher.
Their guys were tougher than everybody
else in a league, mentally and,
that's what it looked like last night.
Jackson Dart got hit running down the sideline.
And I love this kid because he won't, he refuses to slide feasts first and shit.
He already had a concussion.
This is his first game back.
He's running down the sideline and he tries to get one more extra yard.
And this guy Ellis for the Patriots came across, they circled him, came across the field and blew him up.
It looked like if you ever seen a clip of a car accident when somebody flies out of the moonroof,
he drilled him and he was in the air for like it felt like a man.
They were vicious.
Then he knocked the guy out on a punt return.
Anyways, enough for that shit.
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Wisconsin have you guys noticed
we know the media and it's usually live by us
and we know people would troll you to get you nuts
whether you're on X or whatever the fuck
TikTok but now it's in full bloom
AI's in full bloom and I'm getting nothing but that shit
when I go on X
I'm getting clips of obviously an algorithm to piss me off
to make, and that's how it works.
They know what you think from your,
and they set an algorithm,
and I'm sure people on the left are getting shit.
That's why it's not a left,
it's the guy controlling both puppets,
as Bill Hicks said, whoever that may be.
But I'm saying they have the fucking,
they have the throttle down.
They have, that's all we're getting.
They want us to fight.
And I,
I want to say it's the left because they're losing and they're panicking.
But I keep getting these things that is so over the top, I go, that's AI.
People used to laugh at me when I'd respond.
They go, that's somebody trolling you.
And it would be a real person trolling me.
But now, folks, when you see a person, you know, ring through her nose, purple hair and shit,
chances are pretty good.
It's AI.
It's not a real person.
We showed on this show.
Remember we pulled up random people that they made.
we put up six faces of, you know,
it was a Hawaiian girl, a Japanese guy,
and we're like, those aren't real people.
So they're using that right now to the 10th power.
It's all I'm seeing on my platform.
Maybe it's because of Hawaii,
because of my algorithms.
I'll give you an example.
Again, it's a divider wedge between us.
And, boy, is it effective.
Now, I don't know this for a fact,
but I would bet, I would bet $2,500 bucks that this brought is AI.
and they're too over the top.
Like, even I'm going,
okay, a left-wing liberal nutbag
isn't even this nutty or this entire.
I know some of them are.
But when you get a, everyone is like this,
I'm betting, if I had to bet my life,
I'm saying she's AI,
but you're never going to fucking know.
But listen to this.
And they know how to tickle my funny bag on.
You know what the problem is with you dirty, nasty,
ugly, racist mag of fucks?
You cannot hold a civilized fucking intellectual conversation.
about anything that's fucking real.
You're so goddamn surface level
and fucking superficial.
All you know how to do
is fucking spew your vile,
hateful, racist,
lying fucking rhetoric.
And then when you do try to talk
about something real
and how Kamala would have been
the way better fucking choice,
you come at me with some Israel
in a fucking war?
Bitch, they're in a fucking war.
The protection
is fucking astounding.
All right, enough. I can't. I'll fucking stab her if she's real.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Every clip I get on my phone is like that.
And they're going over the top.
It's too tough. Take it down.
If I was directing, I'd go, okay, but take it down a notch.
But I'm telling you, that broad probably doesn't exist.
And if she doesn't and she's AI, there is somebody real just like her.
I'm saying there's plenty of them.
But AI, you know, that's all I'm getting.
And I'm sure they're getting the opposite, I'm guessing.
But to her, even though she's fake to shut the fuck up.
Because, you know, like I said, there's real people just like that.
And that was too clean.
The delivery, all of it was too clean.
Yes.
I see what you're saying.
You mean scripted kind of.
Yes.
No on them, though.
They probably set up teleprompt.
They're fucking insane.
It was pretty clean.
Good actress.
But you hear her saying you're fucking shallow.
and projection, which is exactly what we think of them.
It's brilliant what these fuckers have done.
Brilliant, as in it might lead to a civil war,
but I'm saying right now they have both feet on the gas pedal of that shit.
That's my opinion.
Let's move on.
FDA comes clean about a dirty vaccine.
The FDA finally admits nice of them.
COVID-19 vaccine killed kids.
This is a profound revelation.
Well, to you guys, it is.
Millions of Americans across the country were told during the pandemic
to offer up their arms for the COVID-19 vaccines,
the first ever MRI vaccines approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration,
if they want to keep their jobs, eat in public,
stay in school or visit their loved ones, remember that?
Those are called mandates.
Government officials, the establishment media,
and pharmaceutical reps
claimed that the vaccines
were safe and effective
which is what I always put
and a lot of people put now
when I go to the comment section
after an article about somebody dying young
I go on as
Frank Rousseau
whatever the fuck
New York Post
and I'll put safe and effective
that's all people put now
the ones that think like us
yeah safe and effective
and this people still arguing
you're just paranoid and really
like I said you can fucking look this shit up
there's a spike
go to giant insurance companies
that people call actuaries
that have to predict
and keep track of how many people die and shit.
There's this since 2000 to 2020
there's been a spike
and people under a certain age.
Those who dared to suggest otherwise
that it wasn't saving effective
about the experimental drugs
were making liability
shielded vaccine manufacturers.
Record profits were often attacked
and censored months
after the Department of Health and Human Services
concluded that MRNA technology poses more risks than benefits for these respiratory viruses.
The FDA admitted in an internal letter, that's why we didn't hear about, that the COVID-19
vaccines killed numerous children. That was an internal memo, of course. Good thing to keep secret.
Healthy young children who face tremendously low risk of death were coerced. Dr. Venei Prasad said that.
He's in the end, so I believe him. There he is. Look at him. I can smell.
Melva Curry and the goddamn chief medical officer at the FDA noted in an email.
He's the chief.
All right.
We got an honest guy in there?
In an email to staff on Friday that FDA offers of biostatistics and farmer,
farmer call of vigilance, Jesus, career staff have found that at least 10 children have died
after and because of receiving COVID-19 vaccinations.
In the email, which was reviewed by multiple publications, and, you know,
shared online by the Washington Post,
Prasad indicated that the OBPV performed an analysis of 96 deaths between 2021 and
24 and concluded that no fewer than 10 are related.
If anything, this represents a conservative coding where vaccines are exculpated rather
than indicated in case of ambiguity.
Jesus.
Fucking Christ.
if I get it. I got a nice buzz going.
The real number is way
higher, they say. These deaths
are related to vaccination,
likely slash probable,
slash possible at
attribution made by staff.
That's in parentheses. That number is
certainly an underestimate
due to underreporting
and inherent bias in attribution,
wrote Prasad. Even he is
a fucking bias.
This safety signal has
far-reaching implications for
Americans, the U.S. pandemic response and the agency itself, despite the strong
improbability of a healthy child getting seriously ill from COVID, former National
Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease Director, Anthony Fauci.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Rochelle Walensky, remember these
names and other health officials championed injecting kids with the novel vaccines.
Can you imagine?
And we knew people.
It's the one thing that everybody, those doctors if they banned on YouTube with a white,
remember the ones that spoke out against this shit, got they kicked them off YouTube.
Right there you should know there's something nefarious going on.
But they were all saying the one thing they did know is it's not, COVID doesn't really
affect children.
I remember that being clear pretty early in the whole process.
On November 2nd, 2021, then President Joe Biden's health officials gave final approval to Pfizer's COVID-19 shot for kids ages 5 to 11.
Biden said at the time, it is a major step forward for our nation and our fight to defeat the virus.
And then he shit his pants and fell into his pancakes.
You know, you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck.
You know that?
God.
COVID-19 vaccination for children younger than five began across the U.S. in 2020.
to.
Presad noted his Friday letter that despite evidence that the COVID-19 vaccine put boys and
young men at great risk of myocarditis, Biden health officials did not quickly attempt
mitigation strategies such as spacing doses apart, lowering doses, omitting doses among those with prior
COVID-19.
This fucking guy, and again, he probably didn't do it.
We know now.
He was taking a nap somewhere.
But his minions, they should all be.
locked the fuck out.
I love, you know, Trump
threw out all his auto pen
fucking pardons and shit over the weekend.
Everything is like null and void.
He just spoke.
Worse, the FDA delayed
acknowledgement of the safety signal
until after it could extend
marketing authorization to younger boys
12 to 15.
Not too fucking evil.
Had the acknowledgement come early, these younger boys
who likely did not require COVID-19
vaccinations may have chosen to avoid the products.
Yeah.
And nobody's on the hook for it.
This fuck is still walking around.
Nobody's on the hook.
And that's why we live in the world we live in.
Whether you're talking about violence on the streets,
people being stabbed, nobody's accountable.
People fucking, you know, the new bail were for.
People back on the streets have to do a horrendous.
Nobody is accountable.
Then you have to ask you to say, why is it?
Well, because one side wants it that way.
They create problems, and then they are the government.
They pretend to try to fix it.
Look at all the money that was being scanned in Minneapolis.
Holy.
Did I put that in this?
No.
And insane.
And Waltz knew all about it.
He's still walking around.
The FDA's chief medical officers stressed that the OBVs finding that the COVID vaccine
contributed to the deaths of children amounted to a profound revelation.
Oh, boy, is this great?
For the first time, the U.S. FDA will acknowledge that COVID-19 vaccines have killed American children, continue Prasad.
Boy, I'm surprised he's still walking around.
Whose agency revoked emergency use authorization for COVID vaccines earlier this year.
I mean, my boy, Guttale had to get a shot working at Fox and, you know.
Me and him will argue about it in text, but I think I won that one in the long run.
But he had no choice.
That's a situation.
Healthy young.
children who faced tremendously low risk of death were coerced at the behest of the Biden administration.
Via, think about, reverse it. Think about if that was Trump. He'd be fucking literally in prison.
They were trying to put him in prison on parking tickets for Christy. Imagine what if he did
something like that. Via school and work mandates to receive a vaccine that could result in death.
So in other words, your government forced some people, a lot of thousands of people to get that fucking shot.
And like I said before, I read some expert,
virologist, world-known guy who said,
we haven't touched the tip of the iceberg as far as people,
the damage that's going to be done to him.
Anyways, and thus, how'd I went?
You like my show this political free?
But nothing but politics.
I can't help, but some of these are big.
Let's go on to a later story about a guy killing a health care worker.
Mangione and his minions.
Boy, did this story show what a sick society we live in.
And again, let me preface this whole story.
I was like, you shot a guy in the back,
chicken shit, fuck.
And I still feel that way.
But right when this happened,
I had 15 or 16 insurance claims, like refused.
And I went, ah,
because they really are fucking gangsters.
Give us your money now.
We'll take care of it.
Then when it's time, we ain't got to take care.
It's fucking, I have more respect for a guy
that goes into a 7-Eleven with a fucking gun.
He might get shot.
Accused Ivy League assassin, Luigi Mangione.
What a waste of a good name.
Who the fuck does he look like?
I don't know, John Stamos and Eddie Munster had a baby.
Luigi Mangione appeared in Manhattan Court Monday,
looking preppy with his trademark bushy brows,
carefully manicured.
Who's the fag that wrote this article?
And his tight necktoreen like ass.
Fucking big girl.
As he smirked and furiously scribbled notes
for a key pre-trial evidence hearing
in his murder case.
Dozens of fans.
Mostly female, by the way, you psychofucks,
who say they consider him akin to a national hero
for trying to take on the broken U.S. health cares.
You see how the left they've,
you notice they're always on the side of murder
and blowing up Jews and you notice?
Who the fucking violent, evil psychos really are?
They always say the right is dumb and evil.
No, that's you.
The broken news health care system,
even though he allegedly killed the head of a major company in the process,
the chicks flocked, well, the fans,
flocked to the courthouse in support of him.
Some were dressed as the Luigi character from Super Mario.
Get it?
I'm Italian.
That's offensive.
Is that what I'm supposed to say?
not it's pretty fucking funny um but let's this is how media driven the society is and we've
talked about how young chicks want to be on camera they find it's the reason they're on dating
sides it's any reason to show their tits and face and here here's some people trying to get their
ink from this case look at all the dirty bruns i want oh there's a fagg
watch this girl here look at her
strutting in like she's on TMZ
getting on off the plane in L.A.S.
Like she's Marilyn fucking my wrong.
Look at the...
You gotta grow up.
You're not a kid anymore.
Luigi, look at my pussy.
It's as bushy as your eyebrows.
Let's trim them together.
I'll visit you in prison.
They have conjugal visits.
Lady!
Prosecutors are expected to call more than two dozen.
That's 24 or more.
Thank you.
Witnesses involved in his bust in December 2020.
Remember they found them in a fucking McDonald's
and Altoon, Pennsylvania?
Goddamn filet fish, I'll get you every time.
They are delicious.
I could be up on rape charges.
I'm still going in there to get a flayfish.
I love him.
Involved in his bust in December 2024
on charges of executing the head of the health care giant
United Healthcare on a Midtown sidewalk.
I mean, it really was cowardice defined
you know, go there with a knife and take the guy on.
Give him a chance.
Hold them hostage.
Now, Dallas is really thinking outside the box by putting a guy in a box.
Who's with me?
The hearing will probe where the police breached Mangione's rights by questioning him
and searching his backpack before getting a walk.
Can imagine if he gets off on that?
And let me tell you something.
The left, they would love nothing more.
This is New York, right?
Although he's not black.
they would love nothing more.
You know, they hate corporations the left, right?
Anyways, before getting a war.
If Judge Gregory Peck, what?
No, Gregory Caro sides with a defense.
He could deal Manhattan prosecutors a crippling blow
by borrowing them from showing jurors
the key evidence cops found inside the backpack,
including the alleged murder weapon
and a notebook in which Mangione reportedly explained his motive.
Let's think about this.
this for a second. Can imagine they have that shit, right?
Yet there's a slight possibility that he could get off because they didn't read him as
rights and time. What a think about that system for a minute. Sorry. That's one of the flaws.
The Miranda rights that who gives a fuck? Well, then they'd just be accusing people of
shit and thrown and implanting stuff and we'll take my chance. Can you imagine if he gets off
on this? The prosecution's
first witness Monday was Chris McLaughlin.
Said that like I roamed with him in Maine.
A sergeant in the NYPD's public information office who helped set the stage for the hearing
by reviewing widely released images of the suspect released to the public during the manhunt for him.
The accused killer plotted to rebel against the deadly greed fueled health insurance cartel
by targeting Thompson.
Remember, folks, he was in an accident of something.
Remember he had a bad back and shit?
and they kept refusing his claims and, you know, and he was paying premiums.
And believe me, I almost understand.
The only reason I don't give it a full thumbs up,
because then it's all out fucking war every time somebody makes a mistake,
like an honest mistake or whatever.
But I'm saying they really are the worst, the insurance companies.
The head of a company that literally, who, this is a quote,
a company that literally extracts human life force,
meaning they'll let you die before they pay you, you know, for money.
that was according to the excerpts of the diary entries that Mangione wrote.
Mangione, who graduated from the University of Pennsylvania,
oh, there's money well spent, like the best school in the country,
faces separate federal charges in a case where prosecutors have taken the rare step
of asking for the death penalty.
Dead man walking.
Yeah, I guess.
Again, you know how I feel about the death penalty.
I'm against it, not for moral, ethical reasons,
because I just think there can't be anything worse
and being raped for the rest of your life in a prison.
So by a bunch of guerrillas.
And by guerrillas, I mean, you know, fucking Irish kids.
You know what I'm saying?
How could that be?
Death is a release, at least as far as we know.
I know you guys believe hell and shit.
But what if God's up there going, you know what?
I'll tell you, I'm not crazy about the insurance industry.
I'm going to give my break.
put him in purgatory for a few years.
This Polly says, 10 years, I can do that standing on my fucking head.
Let's lighten it up with some good footage.
Again, you know what we mean.
We say lighten up on the Nick the Pollosha.
Future Lion Tamer tamed.
A 19-year-old man identified as Gerson de Melo Machado
was mauled to death by a lioness.
That's right.
Nancy Pelosi busted into his house with her.
After deliberately climbing into
her enclosure
at a zoo
in Pessoa, Brazil
on Sunday, November 30th.
Machado scaled the wall over
20 feet high,
climbed security bars,
and used a tree
to enter the lion's enclosure.
Security
staff reportedly tried to stop
him, but he moved too quickly.
Great security, by the way,
fellas. Come on.
The attack. A lioness
named Leona. Oh my, you'd never. Look at that pretty thing. I'd fuck it. Look how beautiful.
I don't know if that's Leona. It might be a stock photo, but isn't it beautiful? But again,
I see these people that raise them and they wrestle with them and all of a sudden they bite their
fucking head off and I go, it's so stupid. A lioness named Leona. By the way, the, man,
no my, immediately pounced on him after he landed on the ground. Visit his witness. Why can't I be at the zoo when shit like this
happens. I'm always there to see the monkey jerking off and throwing shit at his father.
Because you don't go to the zoo. Oh, details. Mine of details, Dallas. Don't fucking
Visitors witnessed the attack with some capturing video footage that circulated on social media.
Let's take a look. We'll find out later the kid was mentally ill. You didn't have to tell me that.
I kind of put it together. Call me Quincy. But here he is going, hey,
You know what?
I feel like an appetizer.
You mean you want to eat one?
No, I feel like an appetizer.
Check it.
People comment, like, uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Pulls his pants down.
Watch, you can see the kid's head pop up.
He's running, and he's sacked.
That's a tackle for a loss.
Why stop it?
I wanted to see blood squirting over the wall.
You know what I'm saying?
Bonapete.
Local news reported that Machado
had been diagnosed with schizophrenia
and had a history of mental health problems.
I'll leave me alone.
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck.
You're not kidding.
You're not kidding.
A child welfare counselor mentioned
he had a dream of becoming a lion tamer.
This is weird, like the story I told her,
and had previously tried to sneak onto a flight to Africa,
which he did, but he acted up after two.
bloody marries and I asked him to leave sparing his life. This is what I don't understand.
The park was immediately closed following the incident. Now if I'm around in that zoo, I have
the local news there. I'm showing them getting torn their shreds. And I jump all over that.
And somehow put that in my marketing. Look what you can see. Uh, anyway, the park was closed
following the incident, booted everybody out.
All right, get up. Fuck that. I want to watch. In a statement, the zoo express condolences
to the family and called it an extremely sad episode for everyone but the lioness who was starving
apparently the zoo keeper was late getting to work that day didn't have the 40 pounds of red meat
and here comes fucking uh hudgy and his britches the zoo confirmed that the lioness laying on is
a real cunt no would not be you than i you god damn right she won't be that would infuriate me
this kid was cucko nobody's gonna miss maybe his doctors and the pharmaceutical
industry.
Leona.
Officials, why, yeah,
remember we showed one,
we showed another clip
of a kid, a small
kid falling into somewhere.
Remember the gorilla picked them up and carried them
and sort of like nursed them
before he beat him today?
No, I can't remember how that one ended.
Officials stated that she's healthy,
does not show aggressive behavior
outside the context of the incident
and was minding her business.
before Hodgy came into her living room
and threatened her kids
and experienced a high level of stress from the event.
They said the lioness
experienced a high level of stress
during the event. They know that because right after
he was dead, she lit up a couple
of Paul Malls and was sucking on him
and pacing.
Another similar incident last week, but we don't have it.
They took it down. I was going to show you guys
something even more graphic. Wait, that wasn't even graphic.
but I had one of a woman
I think she was American
I don't know
but she was on safari
the fucking
lion like pulled her out of the car
the window was down
then she's on the ground
laying next to the car
while her people are friends
and you know
looking out the
and the lion's got her
by the scruff of the fucking neck
and she's screaming
and she went by
bye bye
I was going to show you that
because it makes for good entertainment
who's with me
Dallas?
My class pet.
Hey, here we go.
I'm doing more politics than I realize, but more biased lib media lying.
This happened over the weekend.
War Secretary Pete Higgseth ordered the deadly September 2nd military strike
on a suspected drug running vessel in the Caribbean Sea,
but did not direct the killing of any survivors of the initial attack,
according to a new report.
Just to refresh your memory, folks, they blew up a plane last month, a plane, a boat like that.
And apparently a couple of the terrorists on board, and that's what they've been designated as,
because they're bringing poison knowingly to kill Americans.
Two of them survived after the boat, and then somebody ordered a second strike that took them out.
And everybody's clutching their pearls on both sides, supposedly, the left and the right.
understand the left because you're Marxist
twats and you hate anything that we do
that's good for this country.
But you Republicans on the right, find out who the
fuck they are and put them on the next
boat. That's what
I want, whether it's Rand Paul or
I don't want any rhino shit.
I want maggot to the core.
The New York Times, how about this?
This is how you know Pete Higgis is innocent.
They said he was the one
who ordered the second hit.
And he,
right away. It was right back on the internet. I said, I did not.
To the point, he was so cocky about it. He was doing memes with Franklin and the turtle,
which I don't know what the fuck is, because I don't have kids and I'm not a molester.
The New York Times citing five U.S. officials reported Tuesday that Hegst's initial order to destroy
the boat, its alleged drug cargo, and anyone on board did not specify what should happen
if survivors remain. This is coming out of the New York Times.
They accidentally made a mistake in telling the truth.
Adam Frank Bradley, the head of the U.S. Special Operations Command, seen here,
ultimately signed off on both the initial strike.
Where the fuck was that's the second time?
And several follow-up strikes that killed 11 people.
I'll give you my point of view on it because that's what the stupid show is about.
I got to say, I'm really not heartbroken if there were two people that survived the thing,
and then we took them out too.
How about that?
Well, but it says in the law, even the rules of war, that if you're on a ship and you survive, but you can't, they're not, they're not considered any combatant anymore.
What?
Yeah, those rules only apply to the United States.
Thank you.
Did you hear what he said, Dick Cheney over here?
No, you're right.
You're right.
We play about, when I went on the U.S.O. tour and the Marines told me they couldn't shoot at people unless they were shot at.
I thought they were kidding.
This is when Obama was present.
I said, you're kidding, right?
And they're like, fucking no.
And I'm like, what?
That was a good show.
I told you.
Colin Quinn was laughing.
He goes, you're the only one
who could make a room full of Marines nervous
with what you were saying.
And the staff sergeant or whatever,
the fucking black guy who was the head of Marines
came over to me.
He goes, ooh, that was some rough shit.
I'm like, you're a fucking Marine Sergeant.
I mean, they were laughing.
happen, you know. My first line was they said, don't make fun of the culture over here.
This was in, uh, yes, Afghanistan. And I said, uh, yeah, they told us, don't make fun of the
culture all over. And, you know, and I said, uh, what culture?
A fucking pile of sand and a camel taking a shit about 50 feet down the road.
That got a nice laugh. The Washington Post reported Friday that the subsequent strike, which
targeted two survivors, they make it a sound like they blew up a
fucking carnival cruise.
And there are two kids on the water slide.
I said, get them.
Survivors of the initial hit was in direct response to Heggsat's order to kill everybody.
I would have more respect to Pete said.
Yeah, I said it.
I probably did.
Who knows?
The Times sources insisted that Hexeth did not give Bradley any orders at all during the operation.
And was not aware in real time that the passengers were clinging to the debris,
which is what he said.
And I believe him, just like trying to.
They're trying to go after this guy.
They're saying he's in over his head.
Cash Patel too and Bongino over the weekend.
They keep getting excoriated by, of course, critics saying they're both in over their head.
And they did list.
They listed Cash Patel used the fucking plane, the official FBI plane to go to some game.
His wife was singing the national anthem at and then a pickleball tournament or some shit.
Using it like an Uber.
Anyways, but they, they've been going off to Hexith since.
he get in there. And I hope Trump stays by, I don't care how hard it gets in the kitchen.
Trump's press secretary, Caroline Levitt.
Yeah, I'm a yummy in my tummy was asked about it yesterday. Boy, watching her after that black
raggedy ann doll, KJP, remember her, the most stupid, DEI. Then she wrote a book that was so bad,
even the left didn't buy it.
Just a, just a
DEI. You guys have been wrong
about everything on the fuck. I mean about
everything. Everything.
Go find something else to do.
You suck at politics.
You do. This woman
here, she's tremendous.
And from New Hampshire,
young mom.
And I don't kill anybody. He says,
Trump likes beautiful women surrounding him
at work. I don't give a fuck.
I mean, Christy Norm, there's not
a guy more qualified to do what she's doing. Come on. That's why I love Trump. He watches Fox News,
gets a nut off and says, I want her. Yeah, but she's never done Paul. I don't give a shit.
Look at the tits on her. I'm exaggerating. But this girl meant she, here you go.
What law is it that allows no survivors? The loitering law.
September 2nd was conducted in self-defense to protect Americans in vital United States.
United States interests. The strike was conducted in international waters and in accordance with the law of armed conflict.
I love you for helping me to construct of my life, not a tavern but a temple.
I love you because you have done so much to make me happy.
You have done it without a word, without a touch.
That was that movie with Michael Douglas playing Liberace and Matt Damon as his young boyfriend.
It was like a two-hour S&L sketch.
I couldn't stop laughing.
And they, I saw some outtakes where they were fucking, I mean, they had to kiss each other and shit.
I'm not doing it.
And they're like, of course you're not, Nick.
You fucking never made it.
Oh, yeah.
Nobody asked me.
Anyways, I like the Jackie Heinrich Foxwoman asking pretty much a fastball down the middle.
Pete said he did not order the death of those two men.
President Trump told reporter Sunday night aboard Air Force One as he returned from Washington
to Washington from his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach.
And he said, and I quote, and I believe him.
The geopad, geopad, I think I hit the button, whatever, something about strikes.
Geop-led, whatever.
Oh, committees.
Both, yeah.
they began investigations into the September 2nd strike,
which some lawmakers have suggested could be a war crime
if the execution of survivors was ordered.
Well, it ain't Heggsith to order them,
but I would think when you're the Secretary of War,
I guess the buck doesn't stop with you.
Please keep Hegsith in there.
Please keep Patel and Bongino right where they are.
I like them.
guys. And we had
I'm so proud that we had Cash Patel.
You were producing at that point, right?
We had Cash Patel on the show.
Before he was
still a big shot. You know, he just
started a bio. Didn't you have
some private company that made millions or billions
until? Just fucking around
with that, you know. Oh my God.
These people. Let's
move on. Cocaine.
Everybody knows you never go full retar.
Ooh, in our West Coast stupid
segment today, tonight,
Christmas got political in Portland, Oregon on Friday night during the city's 41st annual holiday celebration.
Leaders and speakers at the event in Pioneer Courthouse Square avoided using the word Christmas and even referred to the massive Christmas tree as the tree.
Who's crazy? A move that disappointed many online.
Really? The New York Post reported.
The square was crowded for the occasion that started off with a woman taking the stage to do what?
Was she singing carols?
No.
Was she dressed like an elf?
No.
Was she Mrs. Claus?
No.
She was wrapped in a, naturally, a very Christmassy thing, a Palestine flag.
She then led the crowd in chanting Free Palestine before thanking them for responding.
Can you guys ever let it go for five fucking men?
minutes.
And why, I know you're going to say free speech and all that shit, which is true.
She has every right to do that.
But why doesn't somebody, because you have the right to react to that, why didn't
somebody charge a stage and tackle her?
I mean to the point where her back of her head hits the stage and she's out.
Anybody?
And do it the day in jail.
Whatever the fuck.
Look at these kids.
They're like, who the fuck?
Here's the video of these.
But you know what?
fucking Portland.
Never mind the
narco boats. They should be necks in the
crosshairs. I've had enough of that.
Go after there.
Which one's the, is it the governor
or the mayor who is
a he-she? I mean a woman
who's a man.
Probably the governor, right?
Glasses, white hair. I mean,
looks like me with glasses.
Only not as
feminine.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Let's show the video.
And so if I could get a free, free Palestine, thank you.
Fuck you.
How about that?
Fuck you.
May you die.
Would have been nice to have somebody here.
Hey, fuck you.
Good morning, neighbors.
Somebody should have thrown a shoe at her.
An American shoe.
I guess I told that joke already.
About having the shoe thrown at you, Obama, Bush.
meanwhile
K-O-I-N
that's right
Coin-6
cover the celebration
but the outlet
also referred to the event
as the tree lighting ceremony
in quotes
the outlet did use
the word Christmas
in its headline
um
here's more video of this stupid
fucking secta-o-event
choirs
who got everybody
in the holiday spirit
this crowd
filled
Pioneer Courthouse Square. They were here for one reason.
Welcome again to the 41st annual tree lighting ceremony.
Yeah.
What murder?
Who the fuck are you?
Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you?
That's what I meant.
Though the event seemed to lack the usual Christmas spirit that most U.S. cities embrace,
can I just say this again?
Fox News, anybody who revoked Republican Leans right,
you're especially the people on the news.
you almost look silly now to me
when you refer to the Democrat Party
as I can't believe the Democrats are doing this
and that I can't believe they're fighting Trump on this
and that it's almost silly to me
like you guys don't know that they are
they're Marxists
they want to bring this government down
that's not hyperbole
that's not fucking it's the truth
it's like you know
I don't know
seeing Charlie Manson and you know
his whole family
and being you know
somebody helped me the analogy
I'm you know
I can't believe they did that
you know
they murder
do you understand
it's silly
stop referring to him
as a Democrat
what if you just call them the Marxist
oh by the way
Trump has a new website
or the White House does, I forget what it's titled.
It's like media, offensive media, something of the week.
But it's a website you can go to that shows CNN or MSNBC misquoting or taking something out of context.
So you can see it.
There's a website you can go to now.
And I also read that young kids hate the fucking media, which has to scare the shit
out of them. They've been using that tool to brainwash fear. And young kids hate the fuck
a media. Anyways, back to this tremendous Jesus revelation. Christmas spirit, U.S.
cities embraced during the holidays. The city made sure to trot out of Santa Claus who posed
with families and had a sing-along of holiday carols, not Christmas carols, which included
angels we have heard on high and decked the hall.
with balls of dog shit.
Good song.
All right.
Nearly an hour into the ceremony.
Mayor Keith Wilson,
tofu-eaten fag,
addressed the crowd
and brought out Santa Claus
and jerked him off
on a little boy's face.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Dallas.
Good night.
And the city's representatives
before switching on the 10,000 bulbs
on the 75-foot tall.
Are you guys not
That's a waste of electricity.
What are you doing?
Look at this elf.
Look at this fucking elf in a suit.
And here's the governor.
And there is the governor.
And that's a good picture of her looking like a woman.
I'm not shitting you.
Look at that.
I'm going to say it right here, right now.
I hope I get in trouble.
I mean, somebody's watching.
Somebody gives a fuck.
The problem, big problem in this country is that.
I put it on X this last night.
I was tweeting away going,
Why does CNN and MSC, etc., why do they put these biological aberrations on to give their world viewpoint?
Because nobody looks at the world like they do.
Who in this society has more conflict with the world than a fucking woman like that?
Who?
And their judges, their governors, you think that's a fucking accident?
She's an American hating piece of shit.
That's all I need to know, because I know about your state.
Just grow a dick and get it over with.
You fucking New Gingrich-looking
motherfucker.
I think I'll end on that.
I'm at the funeral this weekend.
This older guy comes out and he goes,
I tried to listen to your podcast.
Holy shit, that mouth.
I think it was
one of my wife's uncle,
but I wanted to say,
what are you?
A child?
But he was an old guy and a good guy and a nice guy.
Let me tell you some, folks.
I'm never going to stop cursing.
Ever.
when I read an article, I would say, remember, there was an article two years ago.
I think I have it hanging in my bedroom.
I hold it up to my wife every time I get in a fight.
It says intelligent people swear more than, and they listed like Hemingway, apparently
had a fucking filthy mouth and some really brilliant people.
Who's the other one?
The guy that played Gilligan's Island, Bob Denver, apparently, he was a...
I don't know.
But yeah, I...
They're swearing bothers you.
I don't.
Of course I'm not talking to you guys.
You watch the show.
But I'd really, even a guy that is,
he's probably 78, 80 years old,
and it's still fucking,
I'm like, really?
Look around the world in which we live.
As Bill Hicks used to say,
when he lit a cigarette.
If this bothers anybody in the crowd,
I suggest you take a look around
the world of which we live
and shut your fucking mouth.
Oh, God, he laid it up.
That's it.
Before we go, it's getting cold out there,
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Time to head to Nick Dip.
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We got ski masks in case you want to break into houses.
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New ornaments, too.
Do we have ornaments?
Christmas ornaments?
What am I turning into over here?
Fucking Walmart.
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