The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hellacious Hypocrite Hillary Weighs in on Kavanaugh

Episode Date: September 19, 2018

POS at DOJ Caught on Tape. Crowder Gets Louder. Puppets out of the Closet.

Thank you. Oh yeah, how are you folks? It's a Wednesday. Welcome to the Nick DiPaolo Podcast. Good to be with you. Turn this up a little bit, guys. I know I just complained that it was, but my, you know, all right. Yeah? Beautiful? Be right there.

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city thursday october 4th texas theater dallas texas i'll be on with crowder live in his studio in texas we're going to be covering some stuff he did today on this show Crowder is getting louder he called out some piece of shit professor who was lying about him on social media and it's priceless November 2nd and 3rd governors Levittown Long Island Friday November 9th Saturday November 10th Mohegan Sun Uncasville Connecticut very nice casino go up, have an $80 steak at Michael Jordan's. And if you don't like that steak, you can go across the way. Larry Bird has a chicken house that...

I'm kidding. The twinks are buying it. 833-599-6425. 833-599-6425 is the phone number. A lot to get to today. Let's start with our buddy, Stephen Crowder, since I'll be on October 4th, is it? I don't know. I just read it to you.

You know. I love Crowder. He's got balls bigger than steel. He's a social justice warrior on the right side. And he goes out there and he mixes it up. He's got balls of steel. The man has balls of steel. Crowder decided it was high time to confront a University of Texas Arlington logic professor who smeared him as an aunt as an alt-right neo-nazi and spread fabricated

Genocidal tweets and have ahead of his appearance at SMU in response Crowder has his lawyer send the professor a request for Retraction and correction instead the professor repeatedly accused Crowder of threatening him and his family and supposedly calling on Supporters to harass him which Crowder says is absolute, he says nonsense, I say fucking bullshit. It's bullshit. When the comedian called campus police on air to see if there was any validity to the professor's claims of threats, note the cop said, no, there are none. After the administration refused his request to take action about the professor, because we know the campuses are just liberal indoctrination camps.

Yeah, they said we're not going to do anything about it. And they were slandering him. Crowder says he had no choice but to try to engage the professor in person. And we have a video of him doing that right here, right now in our show. A great hand for the Stephen Crowder. Which death threats? Where? What death threats? When did I ever threaten you, your students,

anyone here? Your son? When? What's a big claim? How about your Facebook post? Right now I threaten you with death? When did I threaten anybody with violence? Because I actually advocate against it right now. Please, no violence. But I think it's wrong to lie.

So do you admit that that's not true? Do you admit that I never said those things? No, that's what you said. I said that. This is the guy teaching you logic and how to deal with truth. Look at that piece of shit. A fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman lookalike. That's who's teaching your kids

keep sending them to those universities that clip alone should scare you parents see that piece of garbage fucking absolutely lying posting false shit on social media that alone need not be white nationals the fact that this man sent neo-Nazis to threaten the lives of my kids. And the cop said absolute horseshit. Absolute horseshit. That's who's teaching you. The guy's teaching logic. Could the irony get any thicker?

Look at that piece of garbage. It is fucking. Is that what teachers do? You're in a t-shirt now? And fucking. Fucking. Scumbag. Leftist lying.

The left has a lot of problems, I noticed, with the fucking truth, whether it's Trump collusion, whether it's stormy fucking Daniel scummy lawyer, whether it's the Kavanaugh hearings. We'll get into that. You get a lot of problems with the fucking truth. What happens? You're running into people who are way smarter than you. I know the reputation of the right is that they're dumbbells and whatnot, and the left are the smart elitists. No, you're running into fucking people way smarter than you.

That's why you have to resort to this type of horseshit. The cops said this professor's full of shit. And then they Crowder contacts the goddamn school and they're not going to do anything about it. That's who's teaching a kid. Lying cocksuckers. Absolute garbage. My only

critique of Crowder is why wear the white condom suit? It makes you look fucking wacky and a little, you know, and you don't have to. You should went in there in street clothes. You're a UFC guy. You should put on UFC garb. And why go in and make yourself look crazier than you are?

Because you're fucking right spot on. I wouldn't do that. But I guess it makes for whatever. But the guy, can you imagine teaching logic? University of Texas at Arlington. So just know you parents out there sending your kids in. That's who's teaching your kids. Lying leftists who do anything,

anything to support their fucking narrative. And they're so full of shit, whether it's him or whether it's Peter Strzok and his girlfriend or whether it's just Hillary. She's back in the the news we'll get to the thick

ankle dog face in a few minutes and this whole Kavanaugh thing this broad is looking more and more even if it's even if it happened like I said yesterday she doesn't have the balls they said a Monday hearing she doesn't want to show up at it because she's afraid she doesn't want the publicity one of her one of her classmates came out today and said that's all she talked about after it happened. A couple days after the whole school was talking about it. You know what? Totally false because she didn't say who it was. She didn't release Kavanaugh's name as the suspect in this alleged whatever until 2012.

So the woman that did post that she retracted it. There's the there's fucking Blasey who this is such a fucking farce. Just lie after lie. Also, we got, you know, Project Veritas. O'Keefe, again, exposes more people. These young broads at the Department of Justice. Just lying leftist fucking whores. So right across the spectrum, nothing but fucking lies, lies, lies, because finally the right has woken up and called these people on their bullshit. And that's what it is. Call Trump paranoid and all this shit.

We have undercover cameras with these deep state cocksuckers. Undercover cameras. They get a few drinks in them. They start yapping. The young girls, they have fried voices. They're the resistance. Members of the Democratic Socialists of America Party. Using your tax on your dime, you taxpayers.

Using your tax on your dime, you taxpayers. Taking the time to circumvent a duly elected president to get this socialist agenda across. And O'Keefe is doing God's work. It's fucking unbelievable. The lying on the left. You're being called on your bullshit. Trump has exposed you for the scum that you fucking are. And he's ten times smarter.

Even if he talks like a goddamn construction worker from Queens. And his neckties are too long. And he's too fucking are. And he's 10 times smarter. Even if he talks like a goddamn construction worker from Queens and his neckties are too long and he's too fucking orange and he harasses women sexually. Oh, he did. Put all that aside. He's making you look like fucking assholes. He's exposing the FBI, the Department of Justice.

All he is, lying pieces of shit who have lived in a bubble in D.C. for the last fucking 40 years. It took this guy, again, not the most eloquent, but that's maybe what it took to fucking expose you. For the lying pieces of garbage that you are with no respect for the Constitution. And he's making you look like fucking assholes. And you're calling him dumb.

What's that make you? Fucking severely retarded. By the way, this show is streaming live. Did I mention that? Facebook, YouTube, which I'll be kicked off of. We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live.

Fuck it. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks. Talking about Google. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. Enjoy. fucking thing sucks. He's talking about Google. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. Enjoy.

How about a hand for Steven Crowder? Hey, I just saw the twinks. Was that the... Go ahead, put yourself... You're thinking of two other young men. Go ahead. No, there you go. What's with the tank tops? Fucking Ryan, what are you, coming from a bathhouse in fucking Chelsea?

I just totally forgot what I was wearing today. Just put on some roll-on before you wear those things, will you? You raised your arms the other day. It looked like someone was making a frittata. All right, enough of you. I went to the cardiologist today. I told you my EKG was a little irregular. Can I just say this?

I love Jewish doctors. I love the i jewish doctors i love indian doctors and jewish dog this guy lieb who my my regular physician referred me to couldn't have been smarter everything he's supposedly the best in this area and these people thank the doctors here but i just fucking love them spent a ton of time sure he's 40 minutes like get me in there, but that's cuz he's popular Do you want a doctor when you get there and they go you know what he could have taken you ten minutes ago No, you don't that means he's good fucking he's too much time in his hand. He sucks This guy was like seeing the Pope he couldn't have been nicer couldn't been more thorough Couldn't been more genuine, and he says I'll be dead in two years. All right.

But apparently there's some changes in my EKG. And he said, you know, when you look at the EKG, you see these spikes, that's your heart beating. But then there's little ones when your heart relaxes and it's supposed to look like this, kind of like it's climbing up a small hill. And it's supposed to look like this, kind of like it's climbing up a small hill. Mine today were like this. He actually used the word flat. I don't like to hear the word flat line when you're talking about my fucking heart. I mean, I know I was alive. I was talking to him.

But of course, he grilled me on the smoking thing. And the but you would have been proud of me. I push back. First of all, they want to record the thing. They want to record the conversation. I said, no, I don't want that. I don't know if you guys have been proud of me. I pushed back. First of all, they want to record the thing. They want to record the conversation. I said, no, I don't want that. I don't know if you guys have that. You're from... Jason, let me talk to you for a minute.

You go to the doctors in Westchester. They don't have that. It's called Scribble or something. I've never seen that before. No. You know what? They're not even telling you. They're just recording your visit.

But I always go in there. I go, is that Scribble thing off? Shut it the fuck off. It could be... I don't know who's listening. Maybe Putin. Maybe Obama. visit but i always go in there i go is that scribble thing off shut it the fuck off it could be i don't know who's listening maybe putin maybe obama probably fucking harry reed yanking his prick but i said shut it off and uh anyhow yeah he grilled me on the smoking thing which is a new thing to me folks i just picked it up and i fucking love it i lied to him i said yeah i'll quit um but they have this calculator

they put in your weight your height your ethnicity your race how old you are blah blah blah and and it's supposed to calculate for guys my age what what what is it what are the chances percentage wise that I will have heart disease in the next 10 or whatever and it was 13 if i quit the smoke and it goes down to eight and i said to him did you factor in that i do p90x and i do insanity workouts that the twinks couldn't even keep up with me i go how do you not factor that in you know and he even agreed with me on that why i said why wouldn't you put that in that's why my heartbeat is a little low because i'm in decent shape then we talked about statins and shit and i said well i just read an article yesterday about a bunch of scientists in

europe say statins are a bunch of horseshit unless you're somebody's already had a heart attack then they work but they actually prove to prevent heart attack he gave me the logic he was thorough about it could and i didn't argue with him i said then put me on him because I don't think I'm going to quit smoking. So put me on the fucking statins. So now I'm shooting Lipitor into my ass. I have the twinks after the show. Give me a. And but no, I love the cigarette.

I'm sorry. This isn't going away for a while until things calm down in my life. And as you know, I'm a fucking screwball type triple a personality and i think there was the stress that it relieves does just as much it's i don't know yeah i i said look i'm not arguing that smoking is good i used to make fun of smokers myself but jesus do i love it yummy fucking yum that's jason he just had to go get me three packs so i but you know what he did so so yeah i got a flat line whatever so uh i have to have an echo ekg whatever that is they put you in a room and you go how's my heart hard hard hard hard i'm not gonna die soon soon soon from a heart attack i think i've had an echo one before 10 years ago he said it was normal

but i got to do that next week I'm just saying I'm gonna have some fun in my life. I'm gonna be here about another 12 minutes. That's how I look at it Anybody else? Real quickly guys hang on the line. I'll get the Hillary and And a few seconds again, I don't know how you don't know I set the agenda for the show Not the callers, and I'm not taking a ton of calls either.

But the left is just full of fucking horseshit. All right, let's get to it. I'll put this last. I had a story about these police officers in New York. They killed a woman, a knife-wielding woman. She reported a burglary. She tried to stab the cops. So that's either suicide by cop or she really hated fucking cops.

Anyways, I blame it on Black Lives Matter. Let's get to Kavanaugh because that's 833-599-6425. 599-6425. The woman who is accused, Brett Kavanaugh, of sexual assault has been forced out of her home due to death threats, her lawyers say. Oh, that's too bad. We have one of the death threats right here. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out.

They said that was Mike Pence. I'm not buying it. But, uh... You know this is all a ploy, right? You know that the Dems think they're going to take back maybe the Senate after the fucking midterms? And if they prolong this,

it's to their advantage. If they take over the Senate, then they can just filibuster this guy for the next 10 years he'll never see the supreme court that's their big hope and uh but this woman thinks she's gonna send this letter at the last minute and then not take shit she's afraid to go into the public life anyway anyways uh in 36 hours since her name became public dr ford has received a stunning amount of support from her community and from fellow citizens across our country. Because you know why?

A woman's pain. Get it off. I can't even look at that fucking. I'm seeing her in triplet. I'm so angry. What is she welding every time she's fucking not accusing somebody of rape? Because we all know that a woman's pain

trumps everything in this country. It trumps your liberties, the Constitution. It trumps all that shit because a woman is in pain whether she's lying or not. That trumps everything.

Whether a black person is in pain or an LGBT, that replaces everything. That's more important than the Constitution than anything. Right? That's all it than the Constitution than anything. Right?

That's all it is. Fucking Anita Hill. At the same time, however, her worst fears have materialized, her lawyer wrote in a letter. She's been the target of vicious harassment and even death threats. Oh, you don't like playing rough, huh? You don't like playing rough, huh? You don't like playing rough? You don't like when Antifa digs up cops' home addresses and people that are in the service? And, well, it's getting rough out there.

This is what I said. Once the right starts playing as dirty as the fucking left, we'll get this civil war on that we've been hoping for. She's been the target of vicious harassment, even death threats. As a result of these kind of threats, her family, this is her lawyer, by the way, so consider the fucking source, was forced to relocate out of their home. Her email has been hacked and she has been impersonated online.

Let me do an impersonation of her. Somebody touch my tits. Fucking liars! Fucking liars! She's been impersonated online. Who was it, Frank Kelly and... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ford's lawyer said in the letter that she would not testify during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing set for Monday until the FBI investigates her allegations of sexual assault against Kavanaugh. Good luck doing that when you can't remember where it happened, what year it happened, and who was there. And it was state jurisdiction.

What does the FBI got to do with Maryland or wherever the fuck it happened? Good luck with that. That's out of their jurisdiction. You can't remember any of the details at all. So I'm sure the FBI is going to jump in feet first. They're not going to. They already said they're not going to. But this is another stall tactic.

They say she's not going to testify in public until the fbi does a thorough which that could take forever and they're not going to do what they already said it's a bunch of baloney she can't even remember what what the address of the house was who was there what fucking year specifically makes you think she might be lying even if she isn't lying even if it was all true like i said nothing happened touching a titty you're gonna keep this guy from the supreme court i don't mean to be insensitive but i'm just saying that's ridiculous let's go to james in new mexico james before i put you on the line here are the rules stick to the subject talk into the fucking mouthpiece of the phone

and we'll get along just fine hey james what's up uh not much how's it going oh you sound good good get to it let's go let's go get to it to kavanaugh and hillary i don't understand how hillary has the nerve to talk about kavanaugh and Hillary. I don't understand how Hillary has the nerve to talk about Kavanaugh considering who her husband is. Who is her husband? I think she would have a little. Who is her husband? I really don't think she had one. I think Bill was a, what they call a beard.

Bill Clinton. Yeah. But I don't think they've ever had sex ever. I don't know. Yeah, I was going to get to that later on, James. It's a real double standard, though. Yeah. I was going to get to that later on.

We have Hillary on MSNBC speaking out and saying there should be a thorough investigation. And we all know how she treated the accusers of her husband. And she's just a fat, thick-ankled, dog-faced fucking hypocrite. Even going back to our emails, too, why don't we do a thorough investigation of that? That all kind of went away. And that's another good point, James. Even with this Kavanaugh thing or whatever,

but you make a great point. I'm going to show James O'Keefe going undercover and blowing the lid off this thing. What good is it if nobody gets arrested and goes to jail? Well, it's all just kabuki fucking theater. Somebody has to be held accountable. Even this broad, if she can't prove what she's saying, even Dianne Feinstein, they should be held accountable. They should be ashamed of themselves. Anybody with two eyes can see this is a ploy to delay confirming of a Kavanaugh I mean and yeah and we have fucking Hillary on MSNBC speaking her mind like anybody wants to hear from the

thick-ankled dog face James thank you for the call buddy I got a bunch of them backed up here uh make great points though 833-599-6425 is the phone number and wow, a lot of calls. I better take another one. Sounds good today actually. You can hear everybody. Ralph has an idea

on how to retaliate against the crazy left. I hope it's not Ralph Crampton or Ralph Macchio. Maybe it's Ralph Macchio. He would have a good idea. Ralph, what's up? Sweep the leg. Sweep the leg. Sweep the leg.

Actually, no, I called in because I said, I don't know what the fuck to do anymore. I fucking left New York. I had to move to fucking Texas just because I couldn't fucking stand being, telling people I'm from New York and they feel the bullshit that's going on. How do we retaliate against the crazy left, Ralph?

I don't fucking know. That's what I called to ask you. Oh, you were asking me. I thought you were going to tell me. Yeah, yeah, because, oh, no, because I, no, I told you guys, I said, you know, like, what are we supposed to do now? Go after everybody's fucking job, you know, call everyone else a racist on that side,

just act like a bunch of assholes from now on, just like them. I don't see how that does anything. No, you're absolutely right. Hey, thank you for the call, Ruff. I'll address it. You fight fire with fire. You play as dirty as they do. But don't you agree with me?

They come up again. The right is, look, back in the day, the Republicans were kind of dumb or whatever. Now they've woken up. And they're finally being, thanks to Fox News and a few other people, the left is being called out on their bullshit. They don't know how to fucking react to it. You fight fire with fire. And that's how.

You call them out like what what Steven crowd is doing. And, uh, you go right in face to face with somebody who's lying about you. Or you go undercover like James O'Keefe at project Veritas. And that's how you expose these scumbags. And anybody that can watch that and still vote. And again,

I hate, you know, Michael Jordan said, Republicans, Democrats, both buy sneakers. Okay. So you fucking solace.

It's all about the dollars. I'm not. I'm all about the fucking truth. That's where the money is eventually. And yeah, you go undercover with cameras and you do what Nunez did and Tom Fitton at Judicial Watch. You request all the shit and you shine light on what fucking liars they are. I mean, this is embarrassing. And again, they always use identity politics with Kavanaugh. It's about a woman, you know, oh, my God, the pain. Well, I hear women go, well, some senator

will never know. We'll never know what she went the pain yeah you won't know how do you know it might have been like stubbing her toe she forgot about it in a fucking year not to be insensitive to legitimate rape victims

and victims of like Harvey Weinstein and what not but you have to admit every story like that there's a thousand of these

and this is how they do it racist bigot sexist rapist that's all they do they got nothing else cheese dicks cheese dicks and uh let's look you know let's go to uh senator harano you know who that is from hawaii another woman you wouldn't stick a pineapple in if you were drunk on a fucking Tuesday. They all have the same thing in common.

Guys wouldn't touch them with a fucking... Senator Hirono, her quote was, Men need to shut up. Kavanaugh accuses it needs to be believed. And I believe her. That's what she says. Let's show the video of this man hating fucking... By the way, Hawaii is to the left of you know fucking anybody to the left of uh

who's real left everything really everything quite literally exactly every the left of the mainstream but here's a senator talking to you men us men in general let's listen to this fucking horse's ass the men in this country and the men in this committee and many of them believe me because we all signed on to this letter to uh demand an fdi investigation but really guess who's perpetuating all of these kinds of actions it's the men in this country and i just want to say to the men in this country just shut up and step up do You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. You hear that? It's all us guys.

You too, twinks. Boy, can you imagine a guy, a male senator going, why don't all you women out there quit your fucking whining about somebody touching your tits 40 years ago? You're not tough enough to be in this business. Imagine if a senator came up, all you women shut up and step up. Imagine a guy saying that, but this man-hating fucking machine

who could only get fucking elected in the People's Republic of fucking Honolulu. She looks like every fucking fighter pilot from a bridge too far. Fucking whatever. What is she holding up there? That's fucking Tums. I have no idea why.

Yeah, she squats on that bottle. That's why. Fucking Tums. Is it pineapple flavored, you Hawaiian dink? Go fuck yourself. All you men. All you women. Grow some balls.

You want to play in the big leagues? Grow a set, you fucking Hawaiian chooch. We have to believe her because she's a woman and he's a guy, so he's fucking lying. Women would never lie. There's been no men accused of false rape accusations. Have there? Huh?

Hello, lacrosse team from... I'm testing the twinks on there. Honolulu? No. Lacrosse team from where? Oh, my God. I'm asking you. Oh, the...

Yeah, Duke. There you go. Duke. Not to mention hundreds of guys being railroaded on college campuses thanks to obama's tweaks to title nine with being thrown in front of a kangaroo court fuck her fuck everything she believes in and again i'm not even saying this didn't happen to this woman i'm not even saying this didn't happen to this woman. I'm not even saying that. But this identity politics where you have to believe somebody because they're a minority or gay or a woman

and that trumps everything else, that's all they got. And that shows how shitty the Republicans are. How bad they stink at what they do. They have actual fucking ideas and this type of shit holds up. But he's a white privileged guy, Kavanaugh. He must be guilty.

But she's talking about us men in general. Disgusting. Let me read more from the pineapple lover. I think we all know when something is not fair. When something smells. Yes, like your ass. Look at that. She's holding up ass pills.

This is so patently not fair to her. What's not fair? They've invited her in front of a committee with Kavanaugh right in the room. And she says she doesn't want to do that. So they said, we'll come to you to California. She doesn't want to do that. The fucking Chuck Grassley is bending over backwards to accommodate this broad

and she wants nothing to do with it because she's not clear on the details it bothers me gets me so angry the White House is victimizing this person your victim how is the fucking White House victimizing what should anger you senator harish is that diane feinstein and douchebags like you in the senate would come up with this thing at the 11th hour before this guy's confirmed who's had an impeccable impeccable record you've asked for more records and documents than any guy who's

tried to get on the supreme court how fucking dare you mama the white house is victimizing this why don't we get that out there why should we participate in the victimization of someone who has the courage to oh it takes a lot of balls to come forward something that happened 36 years ago and uh we know she's a leftist because she's a psychology palo alto so we know her politics takes a lot of balls to d we see what we see what it is please go back to Honolulu. Get bit by a shark while you're boogie boarding, you fucking cheese ass.

Fellas, who are you? Dole. Rhetorical question. And she is under no obligation to participate in the smearing of her and her family. That is why I'm very clear about what needs to happen. But at the same time, if the Republicans go forward with their plan to railroad this fast track,

fast track? Like I said, over a million documents have been handed over. What was it? How many? How many thousand? He had to 12. What was it? He had to answer 1,200 questions handwritten

after all the shit was handed over. What are you talking about? Fast track. Nobody has been put under a microscope more than this guy. By the way, he's been examined by the FBI over six times, like most people who run for the Supreme Court

or judgeships. So what are you fucking talking? Fast track? Fast track my left nut? You're trying to slow this down to laughter the midterms That way in case you do can take Kroll of the Senate. Well, you're not gonna Then you can you can prolong this forever and he'll never get on the bench Like to drop a bench on your neck

stink cheese I Expect the members of the press to talk about how unfair that is I don't think that is editorializing that is laying out the facts I expect that from you guys she's talking to the press here's my answer to that fuck you

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I think you get the point Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. I think you get the point. I think you know how I vote it. Here's some more to debunk that cheese-eating, mubblers, tit wonder. K kavanaugh's this is the headline kavanaugh's prep school pal this is a different one this isn't this isn't judge it's a different one not mark judge another prep school pal ford's wrong i was never at a party this is pj smith this is coming from so uh you know he knows something i know a thing or two about a thing or two another former classmate of brett kavanaugh denied attending

a party like the one described by the woman patrick j smith who graduated with kavanaugh or smith it's got a y in it uh from georgetown prep in north bethesda, Maryland in 83, also denied seeing any improper conduct from the nominee, citing a letter written by Smith's lawyer and sent to the Senate Judiciary Committee. I understand that I've been identified by Dr. Christine Blasey Ford right away when they keep their fucking maiden names, you know, their cheese-eating, flat-ass, nipple-loving dinkweeds. As the person she remembers as PJ, She's eating flat-ass nipple-loving dinkweeds.

As the person she remembers as PJ, who supposedly was present at the party she described in her statements to the Washington Post, Smith says in a statement, he says, quote-unquote, I am issuing this statement today to make it clear to all involved that I have no knowledge of the party in question, nor do I have any knowledge of the allegations of improper conduct she has levied against brett kavanaugh personally speaking i have known brett kavanaugh since high school and i know him to be a person of great integrity a great friend and i have never witnessed any

improper conduct by brett kavanaugh towards me to safeguard my own privacy and anonymity. I got Trump disease. I respectfully request that the committee accept the statement in response to any inquiry the committee may have. I repeat again, she doesn't know where it happened, what the address of the house was, exactly who was there, or exactly what year. Smells like a shitload of dead fish, don't it? Sure do. But it's a woman's feeling. Yeah, I wipe my ass with those feelings.

Yeah, I wipe my ass with those feelings. The twinks, everybody. Oh, boy. Keeping it cheesy back here. Yeah, again, if you don't have anything funny to say, keep that trap shut and take a look at that tank top in the mirror. Let's go to Nick in Las Vegas. Anybody named Nick in Las Vegas has to be on point,

in my opinion. Nick, what's going on? What's going on, Paizan? Go ahead. Just want to say, just want to say, you know, the Democrats

don't know what the hell they were getting into because, you know, the Democrats knew what the hell they were getting into because, you know, during the whole election process, they knew there was going to be two or three Supreme Court nominees up, and they just fucked with Bernie. And now they're fucking themselves over in the asshole because they got nothing else better to do. What do you mean they fucked with Bernie? Well, they fucked with Bernie during the primary.

Yeah, what's that got to do with what we're talking about now? What's that got to do with the nomination of Kavanaugh? Well, the nomination is they knew that there were going to be two or three seats up in the next four to eight years. They already filled one. They got Kavanaugh on. And now the thing is, they got nothing to, the only thing they got on this guy is this stupid broad. Yes, they really, like I said earlier, Nick,

they, I don't know, they have a dumb party now. They got nothing. No, they don't. The thing is, Nick, they I don't know, they have a dumb party now. They got nothing. They got nothing. No, they don't. The thing is, Nick, is this. If they had something on Kavanaugh, you know, they would have done it when he got his federal judgeship before he even got nominated, you know,

10, 15 years ago. Well, what this woman didn't come forward with his name, this Blasey Ford woman didn't mention his name until 2012. But yes, I see your point. They would have done their homework, and they probably could have dug this up. It's obviously a stall tactic, and it's embarrassingly how transparent their stupid plan is.

And they're just a party of dummies now. Right. They really are. And it's a stall tactic. It's a stall tactic. And it's also for Feinstein to somewhat look good for a wacky constituent since the animals voted her out during the convention in California. That's a good point. Thank you for the call, Nick.

Yeah, I mentioned that yesterday, that she's not firing up. The party's move so far left. Feinstein, you know, is actually moderate, and they don't like it. They put the squeeze on it. They're like, release that letter or we're going to fucking do damage to you.

Paul in Chicago says his brother falsely accused of rape but no repercussions for the girl and I've read a few of those stories like I said on college campuses these kangaroo courts they have no redress the guys who were accused and their lives are ruined but again Rachel Maddow's not going to bring that up NBC's not going to bring that up. NBC's not going to bring it up. Fucking ABC, CBS, you're not going to see any of that shit. They cherry-pick their stories to fit their narrative, just like every white cop is a racist who hates young black men. And there's enough dumb people to fall for it. Right, Paul?

Nick, it's a difficult situation. But long story short, long story short, we grew up in the south side of Chicago, and my brother was at work one day, and he may be a piece of shit at times as a landscaper, but he was at work. She called the cops on him, said that he broke into her house. Right. He raped her, and he left. And they arrested him while he was at work.

And all of his bosses as a coworker is really gay. He's been here all day. It doesn't matter. He went to 26 in California, which is in straight Hoodville, literally spent five days in there, had feces thrown on him. That went,

luckily he's a tough piece of shit. My brother, uh, he fucking fought, had like five or six different fights after After everything was dropped, months after, and I put my mom through, we're Italian, my mom was fucking dying. Nothing

happened to her. She dropped it. She didn't show up for court. He had to go through all of that, put my mom through it, and fucking nothing happened to her. When you said you went to, you gave the address, what is that? That's the courthouse downtown? Yeah, it's number one, one of the most dangerous county jails in all of the U.S.

Cook County Prison, look it up. Oh, Cook County Prison, yes. Cook County Jail, I'm sorry. Yes, Cook County Jail. I've seen it on lockup many times. Now, what color was his accuser? She was a Polack. He looks like a Mexican, but he's a Dago. You seem to have a little bit of hostility towards your brother.

Does he have a long criminal record? Could he have possibly done this? I'm just trying to be fair. No, no, no. He may be a little mean at times but raping a girl my brother's one of the biggest pussies when it comes to like chicks and stuff he saw that one movie where hallie threw a baby in the garbage he was crying like a fag nick nick can i please tell you a quick story? You just did. Well, I heard you tell your, you said your first ever open mic night, you went off the cuff. And I Facebook messaged you this.

But on my first open mic night, I went off the cuff to the guy in front of me. It was a black guy saying, oh, don't you hate it when you go out and your friends owe you $10? And he tipped the server $10 or whatever? And I walk up there just drunk as shit. I was like, hey, where do we go over here? Blah, blah, blah. Best joke I heard all night. Black guy left a $10 tip.

Get the fuck out of here. I worked at Applebee's. If you did that off the cuff. You're my favorite, man. I'll punch out now. All right, Paul. Thanks, buddy. Okay, we don't know the details of Paul's brother. I'm not going to fucking take either side there.

But it was a Polish woman. Polish woman. They're going to get this story straight at fucking 24 hours from the time that something happened. Never mind 36 years. But it's all nonsense. If you can't see through this,'s just absolute oh they're rushing her jesus christ they're willing to come to her house we want an fbi investigate good luck with that

we have some chat highlights we have chat highlights yeah all right well then give me anna bear says how can anyone investigate this 36 years with no evidence in reference to kavanaugh and that's a fucking highlight in the chat room something i just said fucking eight times and Anna Bear says, how can anyone investigate this? 36 years with no evidence in reference to Kavanaugh. And that's a fucking highlight in the chat room. Something I just said fucking eight times in the last 10 minutes. But she makes a great point. What's her name? Anna.

Anna Bear. Anna Bear. I shot a deer in a bear. That's the point. But that is a valid point this is 36 years old and she doesn't even have the details herself the so-called victim but again because she's a woman in 2018 and her feelings were hurt we have to ruin this guy's reputation his reputation is already in the trash by the way even if he's cleared of all this shit

this is what it's called character assassination the Clintons invented it by the way or perfected it okay so fucking Jesus H I'm telling you Jesus H I'm telling you Let's get on to it

Oh The thick ankle dog face Otherwise known as Hillary Clinton That's why We refer to her as that. She weighed in. A translator? On MSNBC Tuesday.uesday wow she really goes out she really she really goes on those stations it'll

give her a hard time huh this is like a lesbian softball game they're literally throwing her softballs where she can be fine be found every thursday night on msnbc hillary clinton weighed in on the sexual assault accusation against Kavanaugh this is her quote-unquote we should give the benefit of the doubt to the court in the country rather than continuing with the confirmation process as scheduled her comments were met with fierce backlash from critics including the woman whose accusation of rape against Clinton's husband was notoriously not given the benefit of the doubt by the dirty fucking soulless Democrats. Imagine her having the balls.

I can imagine her having balls, but to actually fucking voice her opinion on something like this. Hillary? Hillary? um hillary hillary let's play here on uh on that such she went into behind enemy lines to msnbc where she probably ended up in a nice eight way with rachel maddow and 10 other fucking heifers let's play the video of her give due process on either side. And that's why I think the White House should ask that the FBI reopen the background check.

Really? You fucking hypocrite. So how about Juanita Broderick, who replied on Twitter to the thick-ankled dog face, as she should. This is Juanita Broderick, who allegedly was raped by Bill Clinton. And if you read the details of that,

Juanita Broderick can tell you what hotel room, what the color of the sheets were what time it was what date it was what his cock looked like and every done as opposed to fucking Blasley Ford but Juanita Broderick tweeted the irony Hillary Clinton will go down in history as the most deceitful and dishonest villain in America. And then she tweeted, If you want the FBI to go back that far, Hillary, at MSNBC, to investigate Ford's allegations, let's investigate my rape allegations

against Bill Clinton, too. Seems only fair. It does, don't it? It really do. Here's Hillary, quote-unquote. I remember back in the Thomas hearing. That would be Clarence Thomas, fellas. This was way before your time.

Black Supreme Court Justice and Anita Hill accused her. She was, like, clerking for him. And said he sexually harassed her and there's a pubic hair on a candy. You remember this, Jason? No? Oh. I remember back in the Thomas hearing

when Senator Byrd was asked what he was going to do and he said in a situation like this, we should give the benefit of the doubt to the court and the country, she said. And that's what Republicans should be doing right now. You fucking heifer.

She says it's a reasonable request. She won't. She's like the worst form of herpes. Shut up. Shut up. She won't. She's like the worst form of herpes. It's for life. The thick ankle herpes. Have you had it? Here's a video of Hillary Clinton with Matt Lauer back in the 90s when Bill and about 19 women

were coming out saying Bill sexually assaulted him, accusing Juanita Broderick. And she went on with Matt Lauer, which is pretty fucking hilarious because we know what he was doing probably at the time. This is when he had hair and shit. I'm sure the button under his desk was already installed. But this is the

thick-ankled, dog-faced, hypocrite whore. You and your husband added this. Bill and Hillary Clinton are involved in this story. If an American had an adulterous liaison in the White House and lied to cover it up, should the American people ask for resignation? Well, they should certainly be concerned about it. Should they ask for his resignation?

Well, if all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense that is not going to be proven true i think we're going to find some other things and i think that when all of this is put into context and we read people look at their motivation backgrounds look at their past behavior some folks are going to have a lot to answer for one more subject before i get to child all All right. That's certainly not going to be true. And you know how she knew that?

Because. She threatened. She had a lot of people. Threatening these. Accusers. So she knew. You hear? Well look at these girls past.

Records. Oh. So. Now who's prejudging. And fucking. You hear her? Well, look at these girls' past records. Oh, so, uh... Now who's prejudging and fucking... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Power-hungry who-a. She has the balls to go on MSNBC this week

and weigh in on this. I mean, the fucking arrogance. She crushed these women that were accusing Bill Clinton of the time. She had them crushed. women that were accusing Bill Clinton of the time. She had them crushed. Their lives were threatened also. What a...

You know what we need? We need a palate cleanser. You know what I'm talking about, fellas? A little cartoon, maybe? We need to lighten up the mood. Yeah. Yeah, do you got it? Flintstones, good fellas?

Jesus, Ryan, get off the fucking autistic medication and snap to it. Yeah, give me a minute on that one. Give you a minute on that one. Give you a minute on that one. Why? Why? Why? Jason, good fellas cartoon. I sent it to you.

I did. I got the email right here. You guys dig that up. Comedy is all about timing, ladies and gentlemen. Where was it? Under the desk? What are you doing? What are you looking at? YouTube videos of fucking young men?

I was looking at gorillas beating the shit out of each other. Yeah, there you go. See, I wish I was big just once. You're a big cop. You're a big cop. You're really funny. You're really funny. What do you mean I'm funny?

It's funny, you know. It's a good story. It's funny. You're a funny guy. What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What? It's just, you know,. It's funny. You're a funny guy. What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What? It's just, you know, you're just funny.

It's funny, you know, the way you tell the story and everything. Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? Tommy, no, you got it all wrong. Oh, Anthony. He's a big boy. He knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What? You're funny. You mean, let me understand this,

because maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up, maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny? I'm not just... Do you know how you tell the story what no no i don't know you said it how do i know you said i'm funny how the fuck am i funny what the fuck is so funny

about me tell me tell me what's funny get the fuck out of here, Tommy. You motherfucker. I almost had him. I almost had him. You stuttering prick, yeah? Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questions.

Those are the only cartoons I find funny. Thank you, Bunny Galore, as usual, sending that in. God bless. Oh, my God. Ryan, have you ever seen that? You've probably seen Goodfell, no? Yeah, I've seen it a few times. Oh, have you?

I love it when he beats it. Does he shoot the kid or he beat the shit out of the kid at the pool table? Yeah, he shoots the kid during the card game. That shit was funny. It was funny. And on Sopranos, if you guys watch Sopranos, that was, you know, the guy that plays Christopher, Michael Imperioli, played Spider, the guy that he shot at the card game.

So there's an episode where Christopher, played by Michael Imperioli, goes into a bakery and the fucking kid's giving him a hard time behind the counter. So Michael tells the other customers to leave and he makes the kid load a box full of pastries and shit. Then he shoots the kid in the foot. And he goes, it happened sometime.

It was a fucking callback to him on the... They didn't miss a trick. That's why it was the greatest show of all time, in my opinion. I want to go to Mike and Mass. I talked about my health at the top of the show and my EKG. And he wants to fill me in and what's up mike what's going on fella hey nick how you uh i wanted to say good job being on facebook that that makes me happy that's how i

even found out that you were live right now oh Oh, good. You're a good guy. You know what you're doing. The only thing is, is Mike Impiglioli is kind of a prick. You know, he's kind of like, you know, that douchebag they like to trash on. Like, you know, hey, oh, what are you doing? Nothing. Oh, just heroin. Like, you know, hey, oh, what are you doing? Nothing. Oh, just heroin. Like, they killed his wife.

All right, Mike. All right, Mike. All right, hold on, Mike. Mike Imperioli. Okay, hold on a second. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on a second.

You're confusing the character with the fucking... Well, you're confusing his character with a real guy, stupid. I know Michael Imperioli. He's not like this fucking character. Oh, no, no. He is.

Have you seen Daddy Daycare? All right. You got to go. You said you want to talk about my fucking health. We're on to Michael Imperioli. He thinks he's going to go on to talk about my health after talking for 10 minutes. Guys, I got a full... This is a popular show. I hate to admit it.

I hate to admit it. It's so popular, I'm getting new tires for my car. Getting my cousin a scooter. He's 51. Let's get to some delicious shit, huh? Breaking news. Deep State... let's get to some delicious shit huh breaking news deep state we we project veritas we had we talked about him yesterday right they went undercover and found that guy uh what was his name

kafatra or fucking you don't know you weren't here but uh anyways you know james o'keefe goes undercover project veritas he's exposed you know planned O'Keefe goes undercover, Project Veritas. He's exposed, you know, Planned Parenthood and all this shit. But he went undercover at the Department of Justice, and that's what today's video features. Department of Justice paralegal Alison Herbra, reportedly using government-owned software and computers to push a social agenda. Also featured today is Jessica Schubel,

the former chief of staff for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services under who else? The Obama administration, where all the deep staters came from. Both Schubel and Herb Rahr make admissions revealing that federal employees appear to be using their positions inside our government to resist or slow the Trump administration policies. It appears some laws have been broken in the process. As a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, that's DSA, her bra was seen chasing Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen from a D.C. restaurant. This is the and they don't have any bias against Trump.

They're working under fucking trump these are federal employees again not elected not elected appointed and they're circumventing trump's uh policies and and his agenda on their own time on work on computers that they use at work uh let's show uh the first video i think is, is of Jessica, uh, Schubel and listen, the quality, because these guys went undercover, the quality probably of the audio isn't that good, but there are captions that you can read. She has one of those real fried voices. She's like, yeah, they sound like high school cheerleaders.

And these bitches are actually, they actually, we're paying for these broads to circumvent how we voted. It's all of them. Here's the first video on the cover of Jessica Schubel. Schubel now works as a senior policy analyst at the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities. But she is a conduit for leakers inside her former government department who are actively trying to obstruct administration policies. Do you have any friends that still work there? Yeah, I have a few.

Oh, okay. Can they, like, screw them over? No, but they give me, like, information. Oh, they do? Information. Nice. Your friend nailed you the policy that was about to come into effect. What policy was it? Your friend mailed you the policy that was about to come into effect.

What policy was it? It was the policy that allows the work requirement. For? For allow states to require Medicaid beneficiaries to work in order to get coverage. Okay. And then she mailed it to you in the physical snail snail mail like the post office and then you got it that's like awesome it's like it was like kind of like the nixon deep throat type of thing is like is there is this is just your friend or is it like a bunch of people and uh are you they were giving you they were giving you like are they were giving you, like,

they were giving you information to help. So they were leaking information to you. To help on the outside. To help on the outside. And then you were able to forward that to lawyers? Yeah, yes, or reporters oh lincoln and then they were able to like help craft public opinion so that when when that came out people were basically like sometimes it works that way sometimes it doesn't so like the letter

like my letter that was rescinded i didn't't have a heads-up that that was happening. Okay. What did you have a heads-up on stuff? Sometimes precedent, like, setting approval, like, or a policy that they were writing, they would give me a heads-up on. When the president was writing a policy or? No, when the, you know, the health department was writing the policy. Okay.

And so they would write a policy and your friend would send it to you and then you were able to craft opinion pieces. Sometimes I got it. I had another friend that was actually still there and she would print things and then mail me copy. Like physical mail or email? Because she's not allowed to send it through email. Oh, thank you.

Your friend mailed you information, even though she technically wasn't supposed to. That's not what I'm supposed to do. So she sent you what the administration was about to do. Mm-hmm. And sent you, like, what the administration was about to do. Mm-hmm. And then you, like, what's so illegal about it? Just that you could write an article earlier than you otherwise could? Or what's the big deal?

No, it's kind of like everything else is the same. Oh, government information. Yeah. So your friend mailed you. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, a big fat sneaky cunt. She's cute. Said and true, but I need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, a motherfucking cunt.

You're cute. Everybody knows from the head to the toes, you're a big fat sneaky cunt. Yeah, it's like confidential. She may at least have to do the mail. But what was so illegal about that? Well, you know, I would leak it to my friends and... Jesus Christ, a 13-year-old Valley girl. Can you imagine?

But Trump's just a paranoid big doof about the whole deep state thing, right? But my point, again, is the same as yesterday. Unless these broads get cuffs put on what is the point of exposing all this matter of fact it encourages more it's like okay she said that a week a month ago she whatever more people are gonna like nobody's going to jail and they and the next girl actually says that, I believe. Alison Habra. This is another woman at the Department of Justice. As a member, listen to this. Both Schubel and Habra make admissions revealing federal employees appear to be using their positions inside our government to resist or slow the Trump administration policies. As a member of the DSA, Democratic Socialists of America,

Habra was seen chasing Secretary Christian Nielsen from a D.C. area restaurant. Here's the video of Habra. I think we have her at first. One of the leaders of DSA in D.C. Oh, she's got that look. This past June, she led a protest against Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen. These kids will never be reunited with their parents because Kirstjen Nielsen's staff doesn't think it's necessary to make a play. That was public information.

But what isn't public is how Alison Rabar... Pause it there. So she's a social justice warrior. But we're supposed to believe, like when Strzok says and Lisa Page, our politics don't bleed into our work. She's a fucking federal employee, not elected, appointed, circumventing Trump's policies.

And in her spare time, she's chasing some of Trump's cabinet out of a restaurant while they're eating dinner. She has such a fucking hard-on for how much she hates Trump. But it doesn't bleed into their work. Right, Inspector General? Wasn't that your conclusion after all the...

Are you fucking dog-styling me? Did you see her? They all have that Janine Garofalo glasses and that I'm a little too chubby to get laid on a regular basis, so where do I fucking divert my anger? Oh, I know, towards a straight white male,

the president. Well, she belongs to the Democratic Socialists. So that was, like he said, that was public. Let's roll the rest of it. This is her on the cover. At the Justice Department's Antitrust Division, may be using federal government resources to further her

resistance against the Trump administration. We caught her at a Democratic Socialists of America event preparing for a protest in the basement of a D.C. church. So since a lot of your co-workers are like more leftists, are they trying to do anything? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't describe it. i have a couple socials but that's super easy yeah really great um but most of them are just sort of like regular girls yeah and a lot of them are lawyers which is positive for a second if you guys are just listening again it's going to be hard if you watch it on youtube or facebook live there are you know we have captions underneath what she's saying but go ahead captions underneath what she's saying but go ahead like what are they doing anything to like fight against trump um yeah i mean a lot of us talk about it so most of them are like vaguely

politically involved they might support candidates and do fundraisers and some of them canvas okay um and then there's a lot of talk at work about like how we can resist from inside yeah and there's a lot of kind of like pushback resist from the inside. That's what she just said. Is that it? That's it. That's enough. She's making me sick to my stomach.

Like resist from the inside. She says it. We have it in captions. She says resist from the inside. But remember, again, Trump is just a fucking paranoid psychotic who's not fit for office. We should be discussing the 25th Amendment, having him impeached because he's mentally unfit. and Trump is just a fucking paranoid psychotic who's not fit for office. We should be discussing the 25th Amendment, having him impeached,

because he's mentally unfit. He's morally unfit. He's ethically crooked. He has no... You're making it too easy, lefties. James O'Keefe doing God's work, exposing these 18-year-old girls. She's coloring making posters.

Let's go to Pat in Scarsdale, which ain't far from here. Been to a few doctors in Scarsdale for my melanoma. That's a joke. Pat, what's up? Are you there, Pat? Going once, Pat? Yeah. Go ahead.

You're on. Yeah. Bye. Was that your mom, Jason? No, she's not that slow. I know. So anyways, Project Veritas, again, just... And the other big point to make is you're not going to see any of this on...

None of the mainstream news is even interested in this shit. Please put on NBC Tonight, CBS, ABC, 60 Minutes, the New York Times. See if any of them are talking about james o'keefe and project veritas and actually expose empirical evidence that there's a fucking deep state why are you putting her back empirical evidence oh all right yeah her fucking flabby tits um but you won't see the mainstream media covering it, will you? Not even interested. Journalists, that's their job.

You guys, the press is there to keep the government honest. That first guy was doing a great job. He used the oldest trick in the book, whining them and dining them. No, you're exactly right, Ryan. You're exactly right. You get a few drinks and I'm in there. But, you know, you're fucking them differently, not physically here. You're fucking them career-wise, hopefully, Ryan. You're exactly right. You get a few drinks and I'm in there. But, you know, you're fucking them differently. Not physically here.

You're fucking them career-wise. Hopefully. Again! Again, unless unless they're held accountable and they're punished in some way, why not? Why wouldn't you continue? That's what I don't get.

I don't get it. Finally tonight. This was big news. I'll tell you, I almost fell off my chair. It really surprised me. I had no idea that Bert and Ernie were a couple of fruit cups. Not that it matters. I still like them.

But even as a kid when I was like 12, like something's a little fucking weird here. I still like them. But even as a kid, when I was like 12, like something's a little fucking weird here. I don't have any guy friends as close as Bert. It says, headline, Bert and Ernie are gay,

says the writer. Many were convinced the two lovable characters who shared a basement apartment on 123 Sesame Street, but slept in different beds, were gay lovers. And this is breaking news to me, because I don't know. I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay.

I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say. Gay, I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay. You caught me, I'm a lesbian, and I like it that way. Now after decades, oh shut it. Now after decades of speculation, one of the show's writers has lifted the lid on its most famous and beloved character, Mark Saltzman, who joined the Sesame Street team in 1984. That's when I graduated college, and I was a huge Sesame Street fan.

I used to... I'd blow off sociology class to watch Ernie and Bert get it on. Mark Saltzman joined the Sesame Street team in 1984, has revealed he indeed... It says right Bert and Ernie is gay. He indeed wrote Bert and Ernie as a gay couple. Because he's gay. I don't know.

I think he hit it all right. What the fuck. Who cares what a puppet who teaches to count to ten. Whether he sucks a prick or he likes pussy. What's the difference. It wasn't like. They weren't going. Here one cock.

Two cock. Three cock. Four. Five and six. I'm a dirty whore. Lick my dirty... I mean... For Christ's sake, Bert's head should have gave it away.

It's a penis head. Oh, that one's Bert? I have no idea which one's which, man. Bullshit. You have posters of these guys in your room, you give it a yank. No, we look like those guys in our room. Yeah, you do. Back in college. one's which, man. Bullshit. You have posters of these guys in your room. You give it a yank. No, we look like those guys in our room. Yeah, you do.

Back in college. That's your new name. I lived with them. All right, take it easy. Fucking Ryan. Saltzman, a script songwriter on the show, said he wrote them as a loving couple. Well, how about writing, you know. And I always felt that without a huge agenda any when

i was writing bert and ernie they were i didn't have any other way to contextualize them even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics as most sesame street puppets do they remain puppets and do not have sexual orientation. I don't know. The white turtleneck. Just the haircuts. But others pointed out that other Muppets, some people had a problem with this.

Some people had a problem that people thought they weren't gay. But you know the Sesame Street people said they don't have sexual orientation because they're puppets and somebody said that's bullshit. Other Muppets excuse me Muppets not puppets big difference.

Big difference. The president's penis is shaped like a excuse me Muppets not puppets big difference big difference the president's penis is shaped like a is it a Muppet or a puppet others pointed out that other Muppets do appear to have sexual orientation highlighting the decades long love affair between Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog

oh God help me. Saltzman told Queerty that he, that was the publication, he would tell people the door based on him and Glassman, his boyfriend, adding, I was Ernie. That means you were the fucking, you were the bottom? I, if I had to picture those two puppets as being... Bernie is dead. Bernie, fucking...

I combine the two. Well, when they're fucking, they become Bernie. You know, like... I would say Bert would be the fucking on top, pounding Ernie senselessly with that swipe, that stupid fucking look on his face. Whatever. How did we not know?

I was too young. I didn't even know what gay people were. We're going to find out later on that Oscar the Grouch is a rapist. They're going to find skeletons of small Muppets in his trash can. He's a serial rapist. Oscar the Grope. Oscar the Grope. Oscar the Grope. There you go.

Jason throwing in some comedy there. I'd say that was a single to right feel. A Texas leaguer. I'll give it to you. But anyways, it's like fighting over the, you know, whatever. Santa Claus is black or white. He's a fictional whatever the fucks. But I'm glad, you know know some people call bullshit on it on

Sesame Street cuz yeah, definitely I mean Kermit was trying to always get into that dirty blonde Which tells me if you want to take this even further if you want to get into gender politic I think karma really had black blood in him because Miss Piggy was a fat blonde white bitch So I think Kermit and there's a lot of black guys named Kermit Kermit Washington See how I tied that all together, folks? Just to offend anybody that's fucking watching. That was pretty good, wasn't it, fellas?

Alright, that's enough for today. That is enough. I gotta go pick up some Lipitor at the fucking drug mart. Can you put that in a syringe and shoot it between your toes like I do my other drugs? I don't know. Anyways,

thank you patrons for, uh, no, I'm sorry, what am I saying? This is a live show. Free show. Uh, on Facebook Live and YouTube and other sites. I want to thank you for tuning in. Please Google. This is your homework for you people who like this show.

Please Google Wayne Newton Ed Sullivan show. Please. Please. I beg you. I watch it like a Sapruta film every night. I'm watching this like Belichick watches tape. Of other teams. Please check Wayne Newton

on the Ed Sullivan show. He was a lesbian. He was a, talented as hell. He sang April Showers and knocked the shit out of that song. I can't stop watching it though. I can't believe that's the Wayne Newton of today. I just can't. I don't have it.

I have it. I have it here. Anyways, please, that's your homework assignment. Remember, you think it. I'll say it. Don't let that other guy on that other show on CRTV. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Thank you. We've lost, we're so damaged, we've strayed. Oh, wow.