The Nick DiPaolo Show - Highlights From Trump's War Address | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1876

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about Trump's Iran Address, Adios Hollywood, Galloping Under The Influence, Local News Islamic Messaging and Attempted Murder In Seattle! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

on your bones purr. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch ad free, just join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app.

Today I'll be talking about, as they say in New York, I'll be talking about the Trump gave a little address last night. Just a 20-minute speech. You know, that must have killed them and they said, we're going to keep this one tight.

Don't tell me what to do. I'm the fucking king. You saw those people this weekend. Trump e-addresses Iran in that most of it's about Iran. Hollywood is crumbling if you didn't notice. And to the point where people worried it's going to be the next like Detroit after the cars left Detroit. We got a guy busted for galloping under the influence.

That's right. He was fucked up on a horse. Hey, who hasn't been? There's a funny, I was about to say there's a funny chapter of my book that I just started writing them, you know, it's important. But about those crazy people across the street and how a guy shoved the fucking pony in the back of a Ford Falcon Station wagon. Oh, dude.

I'm not making the, people are going to read this and go, you're going to fucking shit. What's, what's, uh, attempted murder in Seattle. We got footage of that. So that's what I will be chatting about today. Quick update of the Red Sox, nothing changed. They suck. They suck a donkey deck.

They get smoked again last night. They got beat again. I mean, oof. So they lost the opening game in the season. They won the next one, and they've lost all five cents. Which, again, last year, they stunk it up the beginning. You know, there's 150-something games, but I'm just saying, for a team of all these high expectations, and, you know, it can't be ignored.

And so they sat Roman Anthony last night, which I understand. You do that when some guys are slumping. So they put him in in the eighth inning for a pinch hitty. It's a home run. On a pitch that they've been getting them out on. They found out the backdoor breaking ball. I'm only talking about this guy because he was the number one prospect

in all of baseball, not just a Red Sox, and he's something else. He put on a show in the World Baseball Classic that had everybody shaking their head. So, you know, I mean, well, people don't understand. that don't follow baseball, this happens. Right, they'll hear baseball. You can go over, you can go two for 36 during the season. Nobody notices. But if it's coming out of the gate in April, March and April, you know, everybody notices,

especially if you're the number one prospect. Excuse me. But yeah, he pinch hits. And on a pitch that they've been getting them out on, it's the one little bit of a weakness. They see this back door break, which is a hard ball for anybody here. But the guy throws it and threw a good one, and he fucking opposite field.

blast. Anyways, their pitching is stinking it up. Crochet started yesterday. So I don't know what happened. I'll tell you why. I don't know what happened because they have the worst cable company in the history of the fucking Milky Way. Comcast or whatever.

I guess Infinity. I don't even know which what, who owns what. I just yell at everybody. Yeah, they're all the same. But my brother, who's a cable expert, he worked for time on a cable for years. became a big shot. When I told him, I had Comcast, he goes, good luck with that.

And I was like, really? How much bad? Oh, my God. He wasn't even, that was the biggest. I'm just, I record the socks. I get it set, right? So I go to the recording. I watch about the first 31 minutes, and then it just says,

we see you have completed watching the red stuff. I'm like, what? Anyhow, white man's problem. Yeah, so what else did I? What the fuck did I eat? Wasn't my wife. What the fuck? I wanted to tell you about it.

It's so good. Couldn't have been that good, huh? How good was it? Oh, my. Here's another segment. I could get that as a sound drop. Something like, I don't know. good one. How fat was he? I'll tell you, folks. What the fuck that was so good last night? Can you

this, folks? I'm telling you, it had a, this has a lot of things, mostly sleep problems, but also concussions. That's what's hanging in the back of my mind. Because like I said, I know four of them that I knew I had. They confirmed on the ducks, but who knows? When I was in high school and you got your bell rung, they'd sit you down for five minutes and go get back. back in there. Meanwhile, you're bleeding from your brainstem. I remember my coach on University of Maine when I could first play against UMass, best game I ever had. I get fucking nailed. And I go and I sit down because they saw me staggering in a little bit. First play. Off tackle run. 131. I still remember it.

I sit down and the offensive coordinator, Chris Ramming goes, What do you do on a, you know, fly X 140s? I just looked at it sounded like he was talking Spanish or shit. I go, I have no fucking idea. And he'd go, stay here. And then the trainer came over. It was kind of creepy. But then it all comes back and you're like, yeah, put me in, coach.

What the fuck did I eat? Anyways, let's go. Let's get to the clips. It's Thursday. Trump, as you know, gave a little address. and before he did that he mentioned, I don't know, during the day, right before they asked, he had a little meeting with the press, and they asked him, you know, what it was going to be about, and here is his humble answer.

But we've done an amazing thing over there, and tonight I'm making a little speech at 9 o'clock, and basically I'm going to tell everybody how great I am. What a great job, what a phenomenal job. I'm a job I've done. But seriously, if you didn't have me, have you had some different type of a president? Here's where he goes, I'm not kidding. Here's where he explains why he's not kidding,

and he wasn't what, but it's, somebody should have taught him that. Do what you did there. Smile when you say shit like that and blank, you know, pretend you're saying in tongue and cheek, but then he tells him why he was dead serious. And you know what? He has to, because he's a white Republican president

who gets no appreciation from the majority. the media, which is still very liberal. Do you understand? You have to blow your own horn. This guy never had a problem doing it, I'm guessing, when he was younger, and you definitely don't. I mean, I've always sort of had this argument with Colin about this. I go, he has to, you know? And then Colin threw a dish out of me. We were dated for a couple of years.

Anything else? Good. You wouldn't have Israel. I know you're big Israel fans. Frankly, I would have cut to a guy with a fucking, that's it, right? Hi. Yeah, so I love that. I love that he said.

Like, he winks like he's kidding. And then he goes on to tell you, look, this, that's why he said that. You're a big Israel fan, right? Cuts to fucking, you know, some guy with the black hat, the pay us. That's Saul from the Fed. Let's got a clip number two. Update on the progress of the Iran War. Here it is.

As we speak this evening, it's been just one month since the United States. military began operation, epic fury, targeting the world's number one state sponsor of terror, Iran. In these past four weeks, our armed forces have delivered swift, decisive, overwhelming victories on the battlefield. Victries like few people have ever seen before. Tonight, Iran's Navy is gone. Their air forces in ruins, their leaders, most of them, terrorist regime they led are now dead.

I would love to hurt Biden try to read the shut it. Don't. Remember that was his strategy? Don't. That was his strategy. And you know why that was one word?

Because if they asked him to say any more, he would have fucking had to take a nap and studded for the next 11 minutes. Like the fucking ignoramus. They all should be arrested. How about that? I love how the fucking lives and the Dems are saying right now, wait till we get back in power. You're all going to be subpoenaed and blah, blah, blah.

You know what? Take them, take them at their word and fucking do it to them first. And by the way, that just reminded me late breaking news. It looks like Pam Bondi might be getting fired. Trump's not happy. At least this is the word with how she handle the Epstein files, which is a, I don't know who could have handled that. That is a touchy one, but he wasn't happy with that. And he wanted to see, I love this, more prosecutions of his political adversaries who tried to fuck him over and we proved it.

Deep state shit. You know, the left is going to take this. He's a misogynist. He gets rid of Christie Gnome. Now Pambandi. You guys don't know this fucking guy. I can hear it already. You know?

Or the Epstein. Of course he's bothered by the Epstein. It didn't hide his name enough. All that shit. I'll predict it for you. Because I'm 111. I've been watching this shit my whole life. So that's the word.

It's not official yet, but it seems like it's going to be imminent. And, you know, I hate to see those tits go. Oh. Epstein files. It makes no different than me. I was in it down there. But you and Christine mom should get a room.

Make some movies. Film that shit. Put on YouTube. All right. That was it, right? Was that it for that? I came and fucking... Then he told us what we're going to do to them

if they don't fucking tow the line. I don't know what line there is to tow. He decimated every line and boat and ship and plane. Mother of Jesus. And I don't have this done here. I don't think he mentions NATO in this speech. Or does he? He does.

Okay. So this is him. telling us what we're going to do if they don't tell the line, Iran. Thanks to the progress we've made, I can say tonight that we are on track to complete all of America's military objectives shortly, very shortly. We're going to hit them extremely hard over the next two to three weeks. We're going to bring them back to the Stone Ages where they belong. In the meantime, discussions are ongoing. regime change was not our goal. We never said regime change, but regime change has occurred because of

all of their original leaders' death. They're all dead. The new group is less radical and much more reasonable. I wonder why. Yet if during this period of time no deal is made, we have our eyes on key targets. If there is no deal, we are going to hit each and every one of their electric generating plants very hard and probably simultaneously. We have not hit their oil, even though that's the easiest target of all, because it would not give them even a small chance of survival or rebuilding. But we could hit it, and it would be gone, and there's not a thing they could do about it. It's all part of the plan. Could you be more plain spoken? do you got it clear now?

Think about what he's saying and the shit that Trump, I mean, Biden in his four years just spilled out of his mouth. White supremacy, the white nationalists are the problem and the number one problem. Think about that horseshit.

Do you see any contrast? Yeah, one loves a country, one hates it. He's as good as Biden was bad. Better. How about that? And Biden was the worst to ever. step in the fucking white. By the way, he stole it.

Shouldn't have been there in the first place. I like how he said, yeah, so all the regime, they're dead. And there's no regime. They're listening. Yeah.

I bet the fuck they are. Whatever you say, you're sitting there, there's smoke behind him in flames. So, yeah. And then, this is a good point, and I'm glad he made it.

Because, and I don't know if I, Believe it or not, but for years you've been hearing, it's all about the oil, the oil. And I think we could have taken the oil a long time ago if we wanted to. Could we have not? Anyways, here's Trump's take on the oil over there.

And now we're working along with Venezuela and are in a true sense joint venture partners. We're getting along incredibly well in the production and sale of massive amounts of oil and gas. The second largest reserves on earth after the United States of America. We're now totally independent of the Middle East, and yet we are there to help.

We don't have to be there. We don't need their oil. We don't need anything they have, but we're there to help our allies. Wait a minute. Don't shut off the world supply of hummus. I like that shit, and we don't need to take the sheep that they've raped or their oil.

Did you hear what he said? And I'm sure the left the goal. That's fucking, because he's going to say that, he can't come right out and say, we're going to take the fucking oil. They've been killing people, Americans, Jews for 47 years now. And killing people in the Middle East

and all their neighbors hate them and shit. They're cancer. And anybody who opposes what we're doing to them is a fucking twat. You know where I got that language? That's right. NBC Nightly News, Tom Brum. car 1974.

There's a Tom Bocca. Tom Bocca. Tonight in my whack. He's about the should be reading about him soon. Last time I saw him, he looked like it was 136, and that was like fucking eight years ago.

He can join the other fucking leftist douche, the one that was on ABC and died of cancer. Pete, whatever, Pete Lumpy. I don't know. Let's move on. Then he's going to explain to why. Trump's going to tell you why that Iran really doesn't deserve any mercy. Tonight I want to provide an update on the tremendous progress.

Our warriors have made in Iran and discuss why Operation Epic Fury is necessary for the safety of America and the security. Why? Of the free world. From the very first day I announced my campaign for president in 2015, I have vowed that I would never allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon. This fanatical regime has been chanting death to America, death to Israel for 47 years. Their proxies were behind the murder of 241 Americans in the Marine barracks bombing in Beirut, the slaughter of hundreds of our service members with roadside bombs.

They were involved in the attack on the U.S. S. Cole and they're carried out the countless other heinous acts, including the blood, just horrible, bloody atrocities of October 7th and Israel. That October 7th gave, not that, not that Bibby and Israel didn't give the scumbags a chance. They handed them all of the guys the strip. I forget what year was, and they fucking just dug tunnels and turned it to more shit. but that that October 7th

I just love to be in the room when Bibby heard that and said what he was going to do to retaliate I think and Bibby probably this is perfect you know people think he's using Trump or whatever hey we have interest too

never mind just killing our soldiers and saying yeah oil although now we're the most independent whatever the fuck but anyways I would have loved to after that after they raped, they put babies literally in ovens and raped girls till they were dead.

I mean, it was a perfect reason to get together. And baby said, look, I guess I'm falling into the Tucker group with babies sort of control on them, whatever. I still think, you know, no one's going to out fucking, that's too smart people. But baby's like, look, this is our chance to get rid of them completely, completely. And he goes, you got needs, I got needs. What do you say? That's sort of a, you know, I'm giving obviously a broad,

but I think October 7th really was a great reason to kick it off. Then he explains, Trump explains, how we got here and how Obama had a lot to do with the mess we're in now. Tell us, Mr. Trump. And then very importantly, I terminated Barack Hussein Obama's Iran nuclear deal, a disaster. Obama gave them $1.7 billion in cash. Green, green, green cash, took it out of banks from Virginia, D.C.

And Maryland, all the cash they had flew it by airplanes in an attempt to buy their respect and loyalty, but it didn't work. They laughed at our president and went on with their mission to have a nuclear bomb. Yeah, they did. They took $1.7 billion with a beat in cash. I know that's true. I was behind the guy that was withdrawing it from the fucking ATM. Oh my God, that's the joke, yes. I was there for quite a while.

It's like I was behind the Latino woman in New York playing the lottery. She was playing a kid's birthday. I was here for two and a half hours. It's an all-deep, but a goodie. So yes. Excuse me. Mmm. Yum.

I'm craving beer lately all the time. It's becoming like a different loaf of bread for me. And thanks to the... poison I'm shooting into me. I can drink and eat as much as I want. Oh, the dog, I also had a doctor look at me and arthritis in the neck, very clear on the x-rays. He goes, see this? This is supposed to be curved where your spine is where it connects to your fucking, you know, in your neck. It's supposed to be a little bend to it. Mine's straight for about the first half. And then it bends a little. It's funny how they pick up on this shit to the point. You're like, are you making

this up because the doctors, you know, radiologists, he's a muscular skeletal guy, but people who read x-rays for a living, do you know they're the highest paid doctors? Is it too late to go back to school? DeVry has a program that delves into that. Yeah, so arthritis, and he said, you'll never sleep good again, so I want to, wife can put you down in a few years. They give me exercises.

I fucking, you know, I never. My whole life, even when I have my shoulders fucked up and they give you the rehab shit. I made up my own. Probably why this one's like this. Look at it. They're not symmetrical by any man. Anyways, video seven, protecting our allies in the Middle East. Go ahead, Mr. Trumpet.

I want to thank our allies in the Middle East, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain. They're going to eat like me. And I agree with let them get hurt or fail in any way, shape, or form. And they are happy about, to me, that's the big story. Get all these other countries that have had enough for the schmuck, these schmucks. That's a big deal. You know what I mean? Nixon went to China.

Blown him for years about that. This guy's going to change. Talk about a shaker and a mover. I think he knows he's 80. he goes, I am not leaving a drop. Finally tonight on the address of Mr. Trump, he addressed our so-called allies in NATO, the chicken shit organization that just, wow.

And let me tell you, Mr. Trump, and Pete Higgseth and whoever else, you better leave NATO after this. I don't think it's going to help you if you don't with your base, guys like me. Get out of the, do we already? get out of the fucking, you know what?

Yeah, the UN. Get out of that and get out of fucking NATO. And like he said to them, you're on your own from here on in. We're fine. Go ahead. Fuck with us. Take a look at some pictures from Nagasaki. Anyways, go ahead.

So to those countries that can't get fuel, many of which refuse to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, we have to do it ourselves. He's talking about England, Spain, Germany. I have a suggestion. Number one, buy oil from the United States. States of America, we have plenty, we have so much. And number two, build up some delayed courage. Should have done it before. Delayed courage. The name of my book. Go to the straight and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves.

Just what P. Diddy did with the baby oil of the CBS. He took it, protected it. He used it. He used it. How's that for advice? Just go take it. But you can't because you're all paper. tigers. You're too worried about fucking, you know, hate, hate speech online and stuff like going to people's houses and arresting. What a disappointment. Boy, UK, I don't know how you, and this is why I'll say it again, you know, and I talk even, I mean it with these elections over here, I don't really believe in them. I really, I mean, you want me to believe that England after the, after this Muslim takeover for the last 30 years that they've really put this milk toast fucking guy, Starmer in there?

who's all for the, you want me to believe that? I just don't. I just, why should we? We've been lied to so many fucking times. My only problem with that there is, how come Trump gets to, you know, he seems to be playing against that game, but who the fuck knows?

If you read enough about this shit, it'll blow your mind. Read that and watch porn and cook. Those are the things I want to tell the kids out there. Hey, merchandise shout out. Why are you doing that? Because it supports the show. Nick Dip, Dut.

Look at the products. Can we, can you, can we make that a little bigger or no? Yeah, there you, there you go. Look at that, folks. I think we're kidding here, but I've never looked better. They must be touching up my picture. Plastic hips are flying, those are $5.00. And if you hate my show, you get the bedpan, you can shit and piss right on it.

The toupee, again, we can't keep the, we can't keep the, the, the, the, the, The toupees are flying on people's hats and hoodies. That stuff is really, but it is. It's well-made and shit. And the hoodies and stuff. T-shirts would the fabric guys like. I got one of these on, these true classics. You see those on the internet?

They got a 22-year-old kid. He's got negative body fat. He's obviously like a bodybuilder. And yeah, you look good in a t-shirt. You could look good in the fucking bathrobe from the holiday inn. Anyways, buy that shit and support my wife. Nick Dip.com. Let's a move ahead.

A personal video. If you want to send a personalized video, I did one for, oh, did I do it? God damn it. Edwin, if you're watching and your wife, I love you both. I sat, this is what, I can't remember if I did it or not.

I wasn't even, I don't know if it was a shout-it-request. It's just a personal. Anyways, your wife is a New Yorker. I'm originally at Blastonian, but yeah, you know, from 20s to whatever, almost 40s, lived in New York. So the wife's in New Yorker.

She loves the, he's like Norwegian. Edwin's like Norwegian or something. He goes, I'm Norwegian. My wife loves your, you know, your New York brass, you know, crass or whatever.

And he goes, we live down here in Savannah. So maybe you'll run into us. At least she gets it. My attitude. But happy birthday. Wasn't it a happy birthday? Oh my God.

I think it was. I think you were turning a 79, weren't you? Oh, were you married for 50 years? Or did I make this whole thing up? I don't know. No, I do remember. So anyways, but again, hold on. Hold on.

Dude, are you worried about me? You should be. Dallas is going to be running the store like a diapers in about six months. Not for the kid for me. Let me fucking hear. Let me fucking hear. Oh.

Ah. Dole-da-l-da-l-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la-la-la-la. Come on, you fucker. Why is shit not there that was there yesterday? Anybody else have this problem? What I mean is he retarded like me? I don't know. Happy birthday.

He didn't mention your name. So you're a New Yorker and you like my humor. Let's call you, um, Antonio. it's nice and greasy. Happy birthday. I'm even going to give you a

happy Hanukkah. I'm just going to cover them all except for Ramadan. I know you're not into that shit. But anyways, love you guys both for following the show, especially the wife. And yeah, you can run into me.

There's a place down on the street. It pretends to sell insurance, but there's a room upstairs. A bed. A couple of Asian girls. It's called Let Us Do Your Taxes. No, I'm downtown on the time. You know where I hang out.

All right? I did a shout-out for you right on the show. Anyways, let's get on with it before my other fans fucking fought off their couches. That's shout-out, by the way, shoutout.us. If you want me to make a message like that, only a lot clearer. So let's move on to the next headline, shall we? Say goodbye to Hollywood. Yeah, say goodbye to Hollywood.

The days of La La Land may be numbered with pressures of how people consume entertainment, continuing to undergo a massive shift. I love it. Look at that. And the legacy studio system is struggling to respond and reinvent itself accordingly. How many more... It's been crumbling since I left, not to say I was keeping it up. I'm saying I could...

I'm saying in the late... to late 90s, I don't know. But it's turned into it. All that shit about auditioning. I mean, with IA now, you're not going to see actors and actresses anymore. They can make a movie with James Dean right now. Or anybody, and it'll be completely believable.

If they're smart, which they are, a lot of Jews still in the business, they'll take that IA, and it'll be a whole new Hollywood. AI? Huh? What am I saying? AI. IA. Intelligence of assholes like I got.

I thought I slept good last night. IA. What kind of beers are they? IPA. I know, I agree. Well, what's her obsession with citrus? Why are they having to fucking... Who are the homo's making beer today? Oh, it's got notes of fucking cherry in it. So does a 14-year-old girl.

What the fuck does that mean? Notes of lime and lemon. I'll drink a sprite. I want it to taste like beer, not douche. Fuckheads. Anyhow. Where was I? Oh, yeah, I-A.

Embred assholes. Let me get back to the story before I fucking crashed the show. Oh, God. Help me, folks. It's almost over. 20 years? That's a blink of an eye. I think I'll make 20, though.

I get that grease bullshit of me. Struggling response. So they should invent. Yes, they should reinvent. with AI. AIT. Especially, productions, yeah, it's crumbling because production companies are bolting

and they have been for years. Christaic, we can't drive around. You can't find a parking spot down here sometimes when they're shooting so many movies. As U.S. productions of movies and TV shows, Flea, California, and droves and even increasingly head to other countries looking for

far cheaper cost. Bye, bye. TV series and movies both are being produced in far fewer numbers. in California, leaving employees and actors without work. It's only going to get worse with AI. You don't even know if you're watching me for real right now. You won't fucking, unfortunately you are. And as far as movies go, few are being produced at all.

That's the part that people don't get. These people still writing scripts going to, I've got to get this to Spielberg. Anyways, here's a video for you. I don't know what it is. All right. I'm going to get in trouble. People, about 20 years ago, it went from my people used to go, you look like Sylvester Stallone.

And then I heard Michael Douglas. And at one point they said I looked like him and I would punch anybody in the face. Guy looks like a fucking Jew mongloid. And in my opinion, highly overrated. Highly. It's got some good songs. Piano man is as good a song as ever. And I like this song actually very much.

But the rest of it, we didn't start the first of it. we didn't start the fire? What the fuck was that about? He looks like he's still on. His eyes are uptown girl. I got to tell you a story. I don't know if it's true or not. So I'm not getting in trouble for it.

But some comedian in mind, did I tell this on the show already? I don't know, Della. Anyways, there was a guy, a comedian who knew a guy. Because the comedian was from Long Island. His buddy, was one of the band members for Billy Joel, one of his bands. And this is when he was dating Christy Brinkley,

and they had rehearsal, and Billy Joel comes in. He goes, guess who fought Christy Brinkley in the ass last night? You know. Again, I don't know that it's true, but it has to be. That is something a guy would do like that, another famous person. You know what I mean? And again, if it didn't happen, it didn't happen. but God, that made me laugh.

It's like Joe Pesci coming out of the house when the guy was looking at his car on the drive. Boy, he's selling a user. You're going to buy my fucking car. In recent testimony at a congressional hearing held in Burbank, California, actor in Noah Wilde, don't know who he is. I don't watch TV.

I don't watch his garbage. Star and executive. I can't, if I see one more, a trailer for a show where two black women wearing FBI jackets, kick a door down, and shoot up a white guy in a wheelchair in his late hundreds.

they get off, obviously a Dick Wolf production. Star and executive producer of The Pit. Oh, yeah, a terrific show, The Pit. Followed, but they did a spin-off called The Asshole. Said Hollywood is suffering a near cratering of our once thriving industry, he said. Yeah, Iko poopo. Are you interested in the real story?

I am. Tell me more. Hollywood has suffered a 30% drop in employment over 20,000, according to a Labor Department data in L.A. Indeed, behind the cameras, workers logged 36% fewer hours. That's a lot in 2022. Industry insiders are proposing a federal tax break to counter the tax incentives in Canada, the UK, Australia, and other countries that have led to so many producers leaving the U.S. for greener pastors, okay?

Because we tax the shit out of people. California, especially California, and you fucking, I mean, the smart ones are leaving. The idiots are the idiots, you'll never change them. They're the real lefties who think their tax money's going to help people and shit, don't realize it's going in the fucking congressman's pocket. California has moved to increase its own tax breaks, but the move has not helped to retain productions, mostly because other costs are still much higher, including construction costs, union fees for crew.

It's unbelievable. I wasn't really, before I got in the business, I didn't know. about the some guy literally gets paid it the union's out of control okay it might have been a good idea like I said years ago when they chained uh you know women to a fucking workbench for 18 hours without a piss break to make umbrellas I understand that but literally Artie lang was talking because he knew those guys that worked in these unions literally there's like a guy assigned at a Broadway play to fucking you know pull the curtain up and that's it and he gets like $250 an hour or some shit.

I'm not making it up. It's fucking insane. Union fees for crew and other production employees. But even in the U.S., California can't compete with New York. So New York, they're all right. They showbiz friendly. But again, you could get stabbed while you're shooting movie. You're thinking it's a scene.

You're looking through the camera, the director. Chicago, Georgia, and other popular hubs for film and TV production. The main source of entertainment. entertainment has shifted from TV shows and movies produced by Hollywood to sports. Sports has been crushing forever since I've been on the planet. Every year you look at the highest rated show. What is it? It's the Super Bowl.

Or the World Series. It's usually the Super Bowl, actually. Videos on TikTok and YouTube. I'm not talking about the soccer fag shit either. That's higher rate. We're not talking about that. I'm talking about domestically. The latter produced by everyday people or small production companies that,

don't use a union labor force. For Hollywood to make a comeback, as it has during past downturns, customers would have to swing away from small producers and social media. But these days, that swing back to the old ways of entertainment seems increasingly unlikely. And I say, A fucking men. Again, it's all about propaganda. By the way, the left has already hijacked AI.

Just ask it some questions. Just go, do black people really like chicken? shit like that and the fucking hand will come on a computer and smack in the face and go how fucking dare you? It is so, just ask it some really blatant questions you know, why are liberal

such faggots? And it'll come on and go, listen, asshole, grease, ball, guinea, and you're like, wow, they have an algorithm on me. They know why. All right, let's get to it, the unbridled audacity. I thought that was cute. Kentucky cops arrest equestrian.

What are we calling a drunk guy on a horse an equestrian. For GUI, galloping under the influence, the driver, Kentucky cops say, had just left the liquor store, smelled of, what did he have his horse parked out front like it was a saloon?

And it was found partially slumped over the wheel. Why the horse had a wheel, nobody knows. Hello. I'm Mr. Reyes. That scared the shit out of the car. The horse talked its way out of the ticket. As a result, Jorge Hernandez. That's not a made-up Hispanic name.

48. Here he is. It's like he's having a good life. He looks like one of the bad guys and the good bag and ugly. The fucking old Clint East West. Hey, gringo, what are you doing? Was arrested for galloping under the influence to arrest.

Okay, you made the joke. You fuck, stained. Enough. In Bowling Green, Ohio, according to an arrest report, an officer spotted the sagging in Andesatop. It was around 6 p.m. You know you got a fucking drinking.

problem. You're passing out at a red light on a horse. Thursday, when a hand and handers began to ride on the sidewalk, the cop performed a traffic stop. He asked him to walk a straight line. He couldn't, but he said, my horse can. So the horse did it. Seen above, Hernandez reportedly smelled of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, and was Hispanic. That was enough of the

cop. And his speech was slurred. He told police that he had just left the liquor store and was returning home. You shit kicking, stinky horseman, horse, horse smelling motherfucker you. Tied to the horse's saddle was a liquor store bag. The guy tried to say, no, no, no, it's rye. It's made of corn. It's for the horse.

Whatever. What was that joke? In the 70s, one of the presidents, remember Reagan said ketchup was a vegetable at one point. And even before Nixon, there was one about, I mean, before Reagan, there was one about alcohol being considered a food group. And Jimmy, is very, Jimmy Tingle, very funny committee, he goes,

So I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just hungry. After performing, that was hardly worth the work, after performing a series of failed sobriety test, Hernandez was arrested for operating a non-motor vehicle under the inflow. What do you mean? It's one horsepower.

See how I can talk my way out of anything? If I was his lawyer, that's what I would have said. It's one horsepower. Bought it from Toyota. After being booked into the county jail, Hernandez released into custody of federal agents pursuant to an immigration warrant. And they let them drive home on a pony.

Hernandez arrest paperwork describes his vehicle make as a model as other. The vehicle's year is listed as 2024 and its color is brown. They're not kidding either. Oh my God, this is terrific. The report does not indicate who took custody of the equine pony.

to rest. Mother of sister of God. What did I want to say? Hey, we got a new segment. Here it is. And now for Nick's video of the day. Yeah, just in my researching for the show and looking for stories, I always stumble over something, or I get distracted and I jump on TikTok for two seconds. And I always find some video that I'm like, I don't know if people People have seen it, I probably have, but so what? It made me laugh.

And this kid's going to be a future politician on the right and a great one. Check it out. He was at a rocket launch. What did they call the rocket? Amherst, Amherst? Aramis. Artemis, I was close. AI.

Check, he was at the launch for Artemis 3. Why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history? We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why. You blow your father with that mouth? That was a CNNN reporter. And a 12-year-old kid knew he was a jerk off just from his microphone.

Was that not brilliant? And again, I go to read the comments, and 99% of them laughing the kid going, that was great. Of course, there's a couple going, oh, let's celebrate the coursing of a 12-year-old boy talking filth and, well, you fucking die. tonight with your wife.

Duke played again. I loved it. Why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history? We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why. He's the kid that probably went, no, no, no.

How about that? And that's all there is to it. There's nothing left to be said. What's interesting is a ton of people think we never went to the moon and it's weird if you read up on it, there's a lot of shit that makes me scratch my head now. But this is a good chance to prove him wrong.

No? That's what I say. That's all I got. That's a video of the day. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. You have not. It's a kid rocks dead.

A local television news anchor in Alabama sparked outrage online for signing off a recent newscasts by quoting the founder of an Islam. fundamentalist. I said Islamic like George Bush would say. What did he used to call? Saddam. Saddam. Saddam and Gamara. Founder of an Islamic fundamentalist group, Blaine for inspiring some of the world's most lethal terrorist organizations. Ashanti, I wonder if she's black. Ashanti Ford. I had an Ashanti Ford in high school. That thing ran like a kid. Look at the... Anyways, she was wrapping up the local 6 p.m. broadcast this past Thursday on Birmingham's ABC 33-40.

What's that? Her blood pressure? What the fuck's out of a? W-B-M-A-L-D. When she cited a quote attributed to the late Hassan Albana, the founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, this is her signing off with this. And that's all the time we have for the news at 6. But before we go, a quote from the founder of the Islamic Brotherhood. The quieter you become, the more you're able to hear. Join us back for ABC 3340, News at 10.

Sorry, I didn't hear that over your music. The quieter you become, the more you hear. How about, so that's the way it's telling us to shut up. That's how I take it. By the way, Ashanti, Honeybunch, I don't blame you. Dallas had a great take on this. Dallas, as you know, has been in the military. knows a lot of shit about a lot of stuff.

He actually said, and I never thought of this, that's kind of creepy because it's almost a shout out or a heads up to the sleeper cells. And that makes perfect sense. Why else would you squeeze that in there? That doesn't have anything to do with the broadcast. It's a weird quote out of the blue. You know, it'll be like she goes, let's sign off the next year. She goes, as Hitler once say, let's burn those juice to shit.

Here's Tim with the weather. the fuck. Ford returned to the anchor desk on Monday, though she did not address the controversy, according to AL.com. Why would the baseball be players talking about it? A comment is on X, quickly voiced outrage, mostly Jews, I'm guessing, over the sign-off with many questioning how the quote made it to air. Why is she still working, one user wrote? See, this is Alabama, and I love it. They should be pissed. While another added, is she still important? employed, echoing calls for accountability at the station. Others demanded immediate action from ABC 3340.

We're on your side with post reading, Fire her now as criticism mounted in the hours after the broadcast. Senator Tommy Tuberville, who we absolutely love, former college football coach, leader of men, also weighed in on X writing, pure insanity. The radical Muslim Brotherhood is a terrorist organization. Never stopped this before. Jeff Cox, news director of ABC, apologize.

Look at them. Look at the soft white guy. Just, you all look alike. You're just soft. You're the reason we're in this fucking mess. Apologized on Monday. He said, I want to take a moment to address concerns about our broadcast last Thursday. The intent of our closing segment is always to end the newscast on a positive and thoughtful note.

He's telling you that that's in his eyes, he's trying to be. be any, oh my God. Do you understand? So he approved it, right? So he approved it. And that makes sense. A guy his age, because he was just in college a little while ago, and his head's full of fucking mush, and he still believes all cultures are equal. He doesn't see Islam as a hostility to the West. And that's why he thought it was, he thinks he's being provoked, you know, provocative, no, you're not even trying to be provocative. He thinks we're all going to go, yeah, that makes good sense. The quote included that evening was not intended to convey

that evening was not intended to convey any political, ideological really? You quoted the fucking guy that founded the Bruslim motherhood. The Bruslam. What the fuck? Are you guys worried now? The Muslim

AIhood. EI-I-I-O. The Brisbane. The Bristol motherhood. Isn't Bristol a type of coal cut you can get? And that's Bruce Zootini. However, we understand it was perceived that way and on behalf of, yeah, when a couple of million people perceive something one way and you, the other, they're probably right. Perceived that way. And on behalf of the station, I sincerely

apologize to those who are offended. I will be sending you a package to your house of Whitman samplers. If it's ticking, don't blame me. Cox said the quotes that are read toward the end of the newscaster picked through a standard editorial prize. Well, you have to be involved. You're the head honcho, not by on-the-air talent. So like we said, Tanigua, you're good. Ashanti. Although this quote was read by Ashanti Ford.

Ashanti had nothing to do with the selection. Although she sure looks like she would agree with it. She's a good-looking woman. Ashante. I ain't like that. I, that's a but that that's so funny what you pointed out there not funny but creepy see that we're gonna come up I can send a sig let's come up with something that I can send the signal to my

fans to show up in somebody's house you know I'll go like this 225 Main Street and fucking bebbly finally tonight on your sister's back ass as opposed to her front ass Seattle pusher busted a man named Alicia Melendez is accused of trying to push a stranger into the path of an oncoming train in Seattle is now facing an attempted murder charge and the moment was caught on video. Let me ask you guys a question. Can you guys show me a video of a white person doing this to a brown or black person? Can you?

I'm not saying it hasn't happened. I'm just saying. Send it to my station. W-K-L-A-N. Piece of shit. Just a piece of shit. Just a racist piece of God. garbage. Excuse me. I still love that quote I read in a comment section. My parents raised me

not to hate other people that aren't like me. Then I grew up and found out black people raised their kids to hate white people. End the fucking story. Even he's Hispanic. Whatever. Really? Who cares? The incident unfolded at the busy Northgate light. That's how these things should be addressed the way I just did that. If you wanted to solve these things. I'm saying Even on Fox News They take their right wing Or newsmax

You couldn't say what I just said Show me a clip of a white person Doing that to a person of color And do just what I said I'm not saying it's never happened Just send one to the station So I can air it And every time it happens

We'll air the ones Where the white people are the victims And then let's see how you vote And it won't change a thing Because people are fucking sick in the head The incident unfolded At the busy Northgate Light Rail Station where a man was standing on the platform,

waiting for a northbound train when investigators say the suspect, Elysia Melentas suddenly came up behind him and tried to shove him onto the tracks as the train approached. I don't know. You think it's a hate crime? Is that a white guy?

You think it's a hate crime? Even though he didn't get squashed like a bug? Isn't that attempted murder? Isn't that a hate crime? He's not trying to rob them. Prosecutors say the attack appeared deliberate. Well, thanks for connection. the dots there, fuck face.

Let's take a look at the video. It doesn't look deliberate to me. Watch. I don't know why they think this is deliberate. Do you know how close that guy came to dying? If he lost his balance, like another inch, he would have fucking, and it would have been a much better video. But anyways, you believe that shit? And you know the white guy couldn't catch him.

He's got a book bag. If that was you, you would have chased him down and fucking beat him fucking. Beat him fucking sent within an inch of his fucking useless life. Notice I didn't include myself in that? I can't even raise my arms anymore. Surveillance. I'm fucking arthritis in the neck.

That's good for fight. Surveillance video shows Melendez carefully timed his assault, waiting until the train. And then they showed, then they showed umpire CB Buckner for Major League Baseball. And he said it wasn't deliberate. He says the guy didn't even get pushed. If you guys know who that is,

That might have been the best joke I've made this year. Put it down anyways, Dallas. I'll explain it to him on the count. C.B. Buckner, yeah, don't include this part, but C.B. Buckner was an ampoo. Since the end of the, they review, they never mind. Let's get it. I want to get out of here. Melendez's carefully timed his assault waiting until the train entered the station before attempting to push the victim, according to the King County Prosecute.

I wonder what color of that person is the attorney and how that'll work. Though the suspect initially ran off, investigate is a combination of surveillance video. and a trail of Doritos led them to Melendez at a nearby mental health community. Oh, so he was just crazy. You know, mental center where he lived. I don't even believe that. How about that?

That's how fucking suspect I am and cynical. According to the King County Sheriff's Office. So, you know, they'll do that. And I forgot to do this on the last story in this. You need. And this is for Mr. Melendez. You're not crazy. I just don't give a fuck.

Investigators went to a residence on March 24th where an employee identified Melendez and officers took him into custody. Clothing matching what the suspect was wearing. Of course, a sombrero and a punch was wearing during the incident was also recovered from his room. Yeah, but it's Seattle. He'll walk. Oh, God, yeah. Absolutely.

Walk, he'll get the key to the city. Again, I want to see white people, a video of white people doing that to, When I say I want to see one, I don't mean the one that's exist. I want you to start doing that and send me the video. No, I do. It's a fucking joke. See how you can play with words? Look how fucking asymmetrical my shoulders.

Look at this one. Wait, this one. Compared to this one. When I'm like this, look at, wait a minute. Yeah. I'm confusing myself. That's because after the operation, I told you I was on a toboggan. Two weeks.

Went back to college. They had my ominous slink, went over a jump. Three guys on a tobogging. bargain standing up with a beer in this hand. I'm holding the kid's coat. Jump was only about eight feet. I landed, the fucking thing opened up. I landed so hard

that the fucking stitches opened up and then it got infected. And it never healed quite right and I didn't even bother with the doctor because I knew it was my fault. It turned green. Ever get staff infection? It smells like a dirty diaper. It's great.

You walk around go, look. Girls get turned on by that shit. Okay, that's it for the week, ladies and gentlemen. I can't believe I'm saying it again. Again, we'll be dead some. Cameo.com is also another platform where I can make a personal video message and send it to who you like. You order it online for a small fee and I'll make it.

And we'll send it to, again, people, you know, usually they're fan. People who do this order for people who, they don't have to be fans of mine, but maybe they're a liberal asshole. You can send that to it. I can really tell him to fuck off. Or again, for special occasions,

one guy showed my cameo that I sent him at his wedding. He told me after the show. How funny was that? I go, how'd it work out? He goes, my wife divorced me next day. That's it. That's all I got. Anything?

You good? That is it, ladies and gentlemen. You think it? I will say it. You're very welcome. I hope you have a great weekend. Go out, enjoy the weather. unless you're northeast.

Go out, enjoy the sludge and the bullets. And whatever. Have a good time with friends and family, because who knows where we're headed. See you here on Monday. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.