The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hilarious Hunter Biden Rant | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1767

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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How are you folks? Welcome to the show, the great big live lineup where you get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson, all the shows you just see scroll by there from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Yours truly pulling up the rare. And guess what? It's all for free. It's a great lineup and enjoy, shall you? Great to be here. Sox dropped one in Philly, the first one last night. Mark Bula pitched a great game. Of course, we, goes into extra innings. We can't get that guy in from, I'm still trying to decide whether I like that rule or not. Still feels very little leagueish to me, putting a guy on site. I don't know, but

whatever. They're already, I was talking about the All-Star game. It went into extra innings. So, they do this thing now where you have, it's a home run competition where two, both teams get three players or whatever the fuck. And I, first thing I said was, please just use this for this. Let's not, and already people are going, at least the Sox broadcasters are going, some people want to maybe input, what?

Can you stop? Well, who'd they say? Justin say Justin Turner used to play for the Sox was a Dodger he's now with Phillies or whoever Cubs I think Cubs anyways he's a big hockey fan and he likes the shootout thing at the end which again too gimmicky for me let him fucking play an extra period 15 minutes or whatever and what's the matter with the time what this is so typical of our country everything has to be tied up in a nice neat bow we get that mentality from watching TV every cop show has to end with it solved and that's why I love when the sopranos ended the way it did I

mean first I was like what the fuck but then I thought about it you know it's like let you figure out that That's what David Chase said. Anyhow, a couple of quick stories that I saw as we were coming on the air. Didn't really have time to put them in the teleprompter. I'll read them real quickly to you. If I can just, god, I'm blind. It's almost over, Nick.

Dozens of, this is about Columbia University, dozens of anti-Israeli rabble rouses were slapped with hefty suspensions, and a handful were fully expelled after they took part in the recent violent takeovers of a campus library in last year's notorious tent encampment. So that's good. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. More than 70 students were set to be punished for their involvement in the usually disruptive Butler Library chaos that unfolded on May 7th as well as the encampment that popped up on the Morningside Heights campus in the spring of 2024. Roughly two-thirds of those will be hit with suspensions between one and three years, with the majority being hit with two-year suspension. That's a punishment, not having to go to college for a couple of years? What the fuck? They're gonna go backpacking Europe because they can afford it. They go to Columbia.

in Europe because they can afford it, they go to Columbia. Those involved were informed of their punishments on Monday following a probe by the elite schools university judicial board. And the judicial board said, our institution must focus on delivering on its academic mission for our community. Relax. And to create a thriving academic community,

there must be respect for each other. I hate that line right there. There must be respect for each other. I hate that line right there. There must be respect for each other, almost implying that there's two bad teams that work here and not just the Jew haters, left wing, anti-Semitic. That's how I read it, maybe not. There must be respect for each other and the institution's fundamental work, policies, and rules, a Columbia jerk off said. And then the piggies went all the way home look just real quick disruptions to academic activities are in violation of the university policies

and such violations will necessarily generate consequences listen to this here's the one the line that made me laugh. The speed with which our, oh, why you folks? The speed, I'm a little edgy. Advil PM last night coffee. I could fucking punch somebody in the face right now, mainly me. Look at my hands are shaking. Disruptions to academic activities are in violation

of the university's rules. Such violations will necessar, the speed with which our updated UJB system has offered an equitable resolution to the community and students involved is a testament to the hard work of this institution to improve its processes the speed Trump would have went in there and the day after he would have had suspensions who he would have went in there and the day after he would have had suspensions who he would have went through a lineup kicked out are you fucking kidding you still don't get it is that not typical of academia they think the way government thinks hey it only took us a year to get our shit together fucking it comes after

the Ivy League slapped scores of students with interim suspensions soon after a mob of demonstrators stormed the elite school's library, disrupting students who were attempting to cram for final exams. Let's read news with Nick. What's missing there? Have you heard the word anti-Semitic or Jews attacked once so far they just they're so slick about they think they're slick about it scores of students after a mob of demonstrators how about after a mob of Jew haters stormed the library disrupting mostly Jewish students don't say students I'm sure some other ones are disrupted too, but tell us why. Oh my fucking aching stem. They just... the

spokesman should have come out and just went... ALARM! ALARM! Anyways, so they're bragging about that, how they got on top of the situation after a light year. Fucking assholes. And real quick, I had to, again, I flipped through the nose right before I came on and this one proves again the Dems still don't get it. Former president and treasonous cocksucker Barack Obama, excuse me, I'm not excusing my language, grow up out there. Obama isn't doing his reputation any favors as during a recent appearance on his wife's

podcast. That's a good picture. Somebody's told them that white people do better in business than black people. You didn't build that business uh... anyways on his wife's podcast he took the opportunity to explain why young men need to have gay friends in their lives no they're ignorant that's ignorant

that's one of the things that i think a lot of times boys need is not just exposure to one guy, one dad, no matter how good the dad is, he can't be everything, Obama told Mike, Michelle, and that boy may need somebody to give the boy some perspective on the dad, right? Michelle looked at him and said, bitch, you crazy. One of the most valuable things I learned as a guy is I should wear my mother-in-law's jeans and put on a helmet when I ride a bike. Now, one of the most valuable things I learned as a guy was I had a gay professor in college,

and that's how I got all A's. No. I had a gay professor in college at a time when openly gay folks still weren't out who became one of my favorite professors and was a great guy and would call me out when I started saying stuff that was ignorant. Well, again, those professors are still saying ignorant shit and luckily there's some students that stand up and go that's ignorant All of a sudden he's all for conforming and one of the most valuable things I learned as a guy I already said that you need that he said to show empathy and kindness and by the way you need that

Person in your friend group He said adding that so that if you then have a boy who's gay or non-binary or what-have-you They have somebody they can They can go. Okay. I'm not alone in this So everyone go find you the heart with a fucking pencil do you understand me so everyone go find a token gay friend Oh my god. I thought that was him still talking i really did fucking matched his voice you're creepy

uh... blaze t v contributor uh... who i got jason wetlock i love uh... he disagreed of course he said you need grandpa gene eat uncles you need cousin she need mail teachers you need it deacons and elders in the church, you need a heavenly father. Yeah, you're going a little far.

That's the real village, which it is. That's what you need in your life. I'm not saying it's not going to hurt if you've got a gay friend coming up, but that's insulting to straight men and straight fathers saying you're not going to get it right unless he's a gay person in your life. Once again, it's like we always take the shit too far. It used to be women wanted the same rights as men. Now they superior to men, apparently. Same with gay people.

Now they superior. Just watch Jeopardy I did again last night it's fucking it's super gay I don't mean that game itself I mean the contestants they have to have at least two out of three I'm not shitting you every woman has looked at a man while he's sleeping and thought, I should knock the shit out of this motherfucker right now. That's Michelle Obama's mom. Dave. What was her last name?

Michelle Williams? Who cares? You're like, Michelle Singletary? You don't remember her with the bears? Come on. All right. We ought to get that out of the way. Who cares? You're like Michelle Singletary, you don't remember her with the bears? Come on, all right, we ought to get that out of the way. You got a lot of news from this show. You got it,

you got it. Where the fuck am I? Oh boy, the Advil PM. I got pillhead. I'm gonna be talking about Hunter Biden today, who kind of had a nice angry interview which I enjoyed you know then it says a slap on the wrist what does that even mean who wrote this Andy what okay I can't but you know I don't even remember what it is if I could pick it two days also oh we got a scary story out of the UK. Let's just say a former pawn star. It's it's gross. This is gross. Stay tuned. The other side and not so prime time. Help me out. Okay, I need a little more than a lady came back from being dead. Don't get all serious Dallas. I'm just you got to give me a little more and not so prime time, which I know what that's about my career. What? All right, let's, let's get on with it. Angry Hunter Biden. He sat down with a guy named Callahan

or some shit, Andy Callahan's part. He's big. The show's big apparently. I don't know how. Never heard of the kid. Dresses like I did in 1976. And I like this interview because Hunter's wearing, I don't know, they look like khakis, they're about a foot too short and a little too tight. He's a little capris. Those are capris? I thought they were culottes. Anyways, everybody's like, did you hear him lose his shit yesterday? And I'm going, I watched it and I go, I couldn't make fun of him because that's me.

Fucking a little on edge and saying fuck every other word. The guy's got some life to him, that's all I'm saying. A lot of what he said I completely disagree with. He's twisted. Not a dumb guy, you can tell. Considering all the drugs and alcohol and shit he's been through, he's not a stupid guy. And whatever, but it's fun to watch him

take first of all he addresses george cloney as you remember cloney wrote an op ed in the new york times telling joe biden you better get out now you're not gonna whatever the fuck and let's see how hunter joe's son responded to that i'm sure very calmly him and cam and everybody around him

that to be nice number one i agree with quentin tarantino george plooney is not actor he is a but it like here i don't know what he is he he's a brand and finally in god bless him you know what he i think i was only crack at the ball fuck, fuck him, fuck him, God bless him. I shouldn't say only a crackhead. That's what pro athletes do. You can hear him on the field go, motherfucker! And then they interview him, I'd just like to thank my Lord and save you. Make up your

mind. Go ahead. He treats his friends really well. You know what I mean? Buys them things. And he's got a really great place in Lake Como, and he's great friends with Barack Obama. F*** you what do you have to do with anything why do I have to listen to you? Back to hating him again. You need to shut the fuck up. As you see crack and and meth and all kinds of shit you're gonna hand it to him and it keeps you thin but did you notice the pants? The fuck? Tell him that the Texas waters have receded from the mist of camp. Sorry folks a little off-color humor. And then he talked

about I believe it was about his dad and why he would have won the last election if they didn't boot him before the election here's what he had I think that's what this is about white men in America are 45 more times likely to commit a violent crime than an immigrant yes stupid because it's 45 times more white by now see now I'm questioning his his friggin he he's he's reciting the same talking points you've been hearing for years from the left it's funny though do you know murders at its lowest rate in this country like ever right now let's sum up again trump he stopped two wars we don't't talk about this shit the economy is booming

billions coming in from those tariffs that were going to destroy us not to mention everything uh... everything else he's done i can't even keep up with the guy uh... deporting fucking garbage every day he's done everything in a month and he says he's just getting started.

Go ahead, I forget what I was doing. He says, well, you got David Axelrod and you know, Rahm F***ing Emanuel, my so F***ing smart Rahm Emanuel. He said, we gotta understand that these people are really mad and we gotta appeal to these white voters. Rahm, the only people that f***ing appealed

to those f***ing white voters was Joe Biden Biden 81 years old and he got 81 million votes No, wait, man pause. He did not he did not and if he did If anybody throws this in your face again go if he did get 81 million votes When people would say, you know, no that election was stolen and they'll go they'll point they'll think you're talking about at the voting box Software and they stole vote. No, no, no, they did that too, by the way we're talking about burying stories that would have changed people's like the laptop story and Zuckerberg throwing a half a billion dollars into some of these election see He wouldn't have won and he still didn't win so shut it crackhead good all right

thank Christ I'm very worked up he's lying Isn't that great? Oh, God. And then finally, I think he picked out a... Oh, I'm sorry. What's the next one about? Jake Tapper. Yeah. Jake Tapper.

That's what I was going to say. Video three. Yeah, Jake Tapper he goes after. It's completely irrelevant. And I really mean this. Is this. What? Who's Jake Tapper's audience?

Jake Tapper... My mom or something? I don't know. Well, I don't know. For real though. I don't even think it's your mom anymore. No, no, no. By the numbers, what influence does Jake Tapper have over anything? He has the smallest audience on cable news. And beyond that, I think that the book is right now on Amazon that he put out.

I mean, his ratings just went to shit after he put the book out. And, you know, they did a two week infomercial for it. I mean, it was such a money grab, such a disservice to everybody that he served with. A money grab, sort of like selling your dad's name. Sitting on an energy board, a crooked company, right? Fuck face. Only the part of brain that survives is the shit that he thinks is good. Go ahead. The journalism that he purports to take part in, and he's very personal. He has a real problem with me. He does this whole rant about how I was the acting chief of staff and that I took control

of the White House and I orchestrated this cover-up of my dad's... That is sort of inaccurate. Now we're finding out who the real guys were. Some guy named Tony would have to fuck glasses and we've started to find out who the inner circle, I'm sure he had a little, waited a little bit, but you know, the circle around Biden, they were like, he's a crackhead, get him out of here.

Health and wellbeing at the same time as who would ever trust a person like me that was a crack addict that got their sister-in-law addicted to crack cocaine Things that he has no notion of or idea about in personal, you know, like jeez christ jake grow the fuck up. Well, I I kind of like him I mean he's Again, I'm disagreeing with most of the shit he's saying but at least he's got some life to him I disagree with most of the shit he's saying, but at least he's got some life to him. I'm sure you got a chip on your shoulder when you're growing up with an asshole like Joe

for a dad. Anyways, is that it? No, I mean that's the last of that. And finally, he touched on why his dad imploded during that debate against Trump, which I predicted when I was on a crowded show, I said, I can't believe they're going to let him go out there and try to debate. It's going to ruin him. And all the crowd will be like, nah, nah, nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You didn't have to be a cop to figure that one out. But Hunter is going to tell you how that went down. They give him ambient to be able to sleep. He gets up on the stage and he looks like he's a deer in the headlights. And it feeds into every story that anybody wants to tell. He could have smoked meth with you an hour before the show. He still would have looked like he was a deer on the headlights. Do you understand?

He was brain dead. I kept looking for the machine that was keeping him alive during the debate. Just see that thing go, I beat healthcare, beat Medicare. That's so beautiful, isn't it? They gave them Ambien. If that's true, Google all my albums because I haven't been

on Ambien, it's one of my favorites. That shit would make me flip out the next day to the point where I went to a sleep doctor in New York, not a sleep doctor, a regular doctor to get something for anti-depression and I had Ambien in me, I fucking flipped out of the girl at the front desk the doctor came out out of his office and dragged me into his office and shut the door my wife was talking to the woman and she put her hand up the young Hispanic girl puts her hand up like in my wife's face well she's on the phone or whatever and I fucking lost my shit and the doctor came out and

dragged because he heard the screaming he drags me into his fucking office and he goes first he comes to me that I guess what are you here for I go obviously depression even here I don't know I'd lose it without the ambient well do that to my wife that's's not cool. Yeah, we're different like that. No, go ahead. Of course I would. I'm saying I would have been a little more tactful. You know what I mean? I wouldn't have fucking lit up the room. And there was other people waiting, by the way. It's not the first time I've caused... I've had what? Three times? I've had've had no two times in my life two security they call security on me at the airport at the front desk I flip out

here and there and then at Sam and Joe's pizza in my hometown a few years ago my late great buddy Greg's looks with me I'm with my mom having lunch the waitress kept bringing them their shit. Fucked up my order, fucked up my appetizer, didn't bring me my beer. So finally I go, you got a fucking problem with me? Cause it, that doesn't, it's my hometown. She probably hates my politics, probably knew who the fuck, it was so obvious.

I go, you fucking gonna, did I see my mother doing this? And even Zook, Zook used to go off on people all the time. Even Zook goes, take it easy. I go, no, you got a fucking problem? Why do you say that? I go, you haven't got anything fucking right. I see everybody's got their shit,

you've fucked up my order three times. You don't look that stoop in a fucking tension. Anyways, it's not always a good thing to do. But you know what, it's liberating. Those are the nights I sleep like a baby. All right, back to fucking this stupid show. Literally, how many anonymous sources, if this was a conspiracy, Andrew, you know this,

somehow the entirety of a White House in which you're literally living on top of each other What he's saying is How could it be a conspiracy when you're living under who's not gonna leak shit out whatever blah blah blah very easily What are you talking about? You left a bag of coke there. They never get to the bottom of it Yeah, very easy to keep secrets in the White House The former first son also downplayed the extent of the Democrat revolt against his father

that led Biden giving up the Democratic nomination. The people who came out against him were nobody except Speaker Emeritus Nancy Pelosi did not give a full-throated endorsement, he said. It's because she had a, whatever, I can't even. Anyways, again, it doesn't make me dislike them but most of that shit to me is very he's defending his fucking dad which we all would do but very easy to poke holes in a lot of those arguments especially

the one about white people commit more crimes and Jesus? You went to fucking Yale? You know what I mean? Let's move on, shall we? We shall. No, no, no, no! That was Hunter. They threw him off the set. In our FLA segment tonight, you know Florida gives us some delicious stories. A Florida predator that's in quotations was given a slap on, why is that in quotations? She's a predator, was given a slap on why is that in quotations she's a predator was given a slap on the wrist after pleading guilty to luring rich men to hotels pepper spraying them excuse me pepper spraying them and robbing them of their luxury watches doesn't she know she could just have dinner with them and

blow them and they would, if they like you, they give you to watch. It's how everybody did it. It's how my wife met me in the bathroom at Yuck Yucks in Muinepeg. I mean, it was beautiful. I'm only kidding. Mom? Mom? Did I just say mom? Okay, let's move on. Esther Torres, 20 years old. There she is looking 36, got them big lips and the Hispanic carrot top look. Esther Torres, 20, avoided jail time, was sentenced to five years, cinco años probation on Wednesday following those incidents in which she isolated the men and sprayed them robbing one of an expensive Hugo Boss watch and another of a luxurious twenty twenty two thousand dollar Rolex she did that in late March so I don't know did

she did they say I already forgot what I just read did she drug him too no just just pepper spray that's it the first incident took place I think later on they meant the first incident took place at the breakwater hotel in Miami Beach where I got chlamydia six times on spring break I know with the 20 year old thief pepper spraying the victim then taking his Hugo boss watch off his wrist she also then robbed him of more than 200 bucks in cash and euros and made off with several of his credit cards.

During the second incident, Torres pepper sprayed another man at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami. That's been around forever. That's Jackie Gleason shit. Snatching a $22,000 Rolex Submariner. This is Submariner, but it's only like 8,500 bucks. From the victim. The victim told police that the mace attack left him temporarily blinded

Guys, what are you doing? Surveillance she must clean up nice cuz I'm not dragging back today No, no offense you're not I mean you got the blowjob lips and a haircut Surveillance footage also captured Torres leaving both hotels after stealing the watches. According to Law and Crime, we have a predator and she's preying on male victims. Mitch Novick, owner of the Sherbrooke Hotel, located minutes away from the Breakwater Hotel, told WSVN. Police were hot on Torresora's trail in April

when she arrived at the scene of another person's traffic stop after the man's driving, the man driving the car had been arrested. She must've known him or something, trying to back, she was later identified as the suspect in the two robberies by her driver's license, which she provided to police at the scene. Die.

You fucking whore. Fuck you. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Said the cop who also spent time with her. No, Torres was finally brought to justice in May and was arrested by cops during a traffic. Oh, big bust. Jesus Christ, you get sex rings and all this shit. World War three the oh we've got it but she didn't do any jail time she's got to do you know whatever rake leaves cut lawns and newspaper out some shit like that why didn't she do any time I don't want to hear how sexist this country is that's a guy would do at least a few weeks. It is Florida. You know? Anyhow.

So be careful, fellas, if you're gonna take the dirty... They didn't say she was a prostitute. I mean, she acted just like one. And pepper spraying. And that's great. I mean, girls have that, you know, she could take that out going through a purse, like when they're having dinner with a guy, and's like he's like what's that pepper spray don't protect myself

Then they go back to room 103 at the la kenton Wake up with no pants What i'm describing is a perfect night Let's Let's move on snuff. Oh, i'm sorry good point dallas Let's let's move on snuff. Oh, I'm sorry. Good point Dallas Uh boy, and I knew today is no way I i'm gonna have to call you to ask me how I get to my house from here Like I said, I feel rested but that advope I don't know what's in it

I got a feeling if I take that they tell you don't take it more than 14 nights in a row 14 nights Are you shitting me? I'll be Joe Biden in a week. What are we doing here? Hey guys and girls, if you like standup comedy, I will be side splitters in Tampa, great club, August 8th and 9th. That's my next gig. Then September 19th through 20th, a killer place. Wise guys.

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Well covered in blood now. That's a film. I want to see I've been all over the internet Covered in blood I told him my favorite website is amateur Latino housewives org I went to it yesterday. They're all gone Trump got them all out Got nothing just a fucking waterbed in a dildo there That's a keeper start Anyways porn star dancing naked while covered in blood moments after he murdered a couple again This is in the UK who's decapitated Hacked up bodies he then dumped at a popular UK land, uh, landmark.

There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Yostin Andres Mosquera, a 35 year old Colombian, I'm sorry, Colombian national, well, black that lived in Colombia, was convicted Tuesday of murdering Paul Longworth, 71, and his partner, so two gay fellows, that he was friends with, Albert Alfonso, 62, in their West London apartment in July of last year. So this is chilling. We're going to show you a clip, and this is the deaf. Can you imagine? If you put this in a movie, you're like, he will have a porn star, big black dude, giant

cock who murders people and then dances after. You know what would happen if you did that? ABC would go, how much you want for it? Put it on right after the view. It's less offensive. This is the guy right after he killed these two guys and a really sad mood good please is oh come again that was the number one hit in the UK by the way. By the

platelips. Lip plates. Platelips. Advil head. This is the victims right? This is one of the victims. Oh boy, here comes what he doesn't realize is his murder, thinking it's his friend. And look at these, the gay guys are going, for Christ's sake, look at that. That's for a car, not a motorcycle. Taking up the whole space. And of course the friend behind him is going, bakalooloolalakalakalakalak look it now you know he's guilty there's a blue arrow following them they should have that they should have that on the news that'll be so cool there's his van and let me now he's oh boy he's bringing in so I'm guessing they're dead at this point. That's a freezer, right? Jesus oh god here he comes again and they put they put in that in the van

Okay, he's a pawn star I Don't even know. Maybe just a cable guy. Now here he is. Here he is heading to the airport with his buddy chopped up. I'm gonna have to check this I guess. Well yeah, it weighs 400 pounds. I've got a hand, I've got a hand mate.

This is where they busted him. Say the words, I've got a hand, mate. This is where they busted him. I'll say the words, sir. I'll be secure. Stay down, guys. Yeah. Oh, my God! What happened? Secure. On your side, man.

What happened? Move your legs out to the front. Sit up. Sit up, mate. You're under arrest on suspicion of murder. You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence. If you do not mention when questioned, anything you do say may be given evidence.

Do you understand? No. What? You are currently under arrest for murder, OK? Murder. What's your name, mate? Madda what's your name? What's your name? The only job job job job job job surname shot

John's what? Wow It's Joey mascara He snapped he was convicted largely based on a chilling video captured on camera, captured on a camera set up to record a sex session. But that instead caught him killing the couple. Why can't we see the footage? And don't pixelate it.

I can handle it. I've seen many of these scenes scenes I had a dream last night what a fuck this is what I woke up to this morning again pillhead woke up right before I woke up I was hugging Brad Marsh and the hockey player cuz he just want another cop and of course it was on a pond it makes my it makes no sense I know my mom and fucking dreams make no sense like the through line does but he's on a fucking party's in street clothes

i went to hug i'm a push me away and i started to talk somebody out that he came back in i a he let me hug but i woke up and had to come here act outstrip but anyways uh... so so he set up set up a camera to film the sex session. Instead that film caught him killing the couple and then joyfully singing and dancing while naked and still covered in blood.

Every time I hear that I think of Dana Gould, very funny comedians, at the end of his show he used to go remember this folks you come into the world naked covered in blood and all alone and if you play your cards right you'll go out that way there's something called the perfect joke that's it anyways do you like it mascara listen to this this is on film. The killer taunts Alfonso, one of the gay guys, at one point as he stabs him and asks him, do you like it? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it.

Hours after he had already batted Longworth to death with a hammer and hidden his body under bed covers mascara a porn star Who was staying with the couple then decapitate these guys are nice enough to take him in Then decapitated and dismembered the men stuffing their heads in a freezer as He also tried to access their bank details on their computer. He was arrested two days later as he was confronted about a hundred miles away in Bristol while hauling other body parts in suitcases that he dumped at the popular Clifton suspension bridge. What on God's earth? I wish there was more to that we I you don't necessarily have to be on drugs to do something like that

I'm guessing he might have been you can just be fucking crazy But who knows Those two gay guys imagine They would shoot and shit with them like movies and stuff gotta be careful my gay friends You do that shit with them, like movies and stuff. Gotta be careful, my gay friends. You do that shit with people like me, not them. It's right out of a movie. Covered in blood, singing. Eight foot shank hanging from his...

What a waste of giant cock. Well, enjoy prison. Somebody's gonna... It's cellmate. Imagine, what are you in here for? Dicing up me mates as he's raping you anally. Anyways, let's move on to our lighter story. Hey, that's my liver. That's the headline. As a new report claims that premature... Listen, as a new report claims that premature organ transplants have endangered donors, I'll repeat that, premature transplants, those are like hearts, lungs, have endangered donors, who

said that? Health and Human Secretary, whatever his name is, Robert Avicani, Flipper said that, has announced plans for a new initiative to reform the system. Listen to this folks, this is almost as ghoulish as what I just read you. Several families have stated that surgeons attempted to initiate organ retrievals while patients were still alive or improving as noted in a July 20th report from the New York Times imagine you're fucking laying there and you're improving from whatever you come out of your coma and the guys take you know it's

like catching somebody in your kitchen stealing your cell silver he's pulling your fucking liver Doc what's the hurry? put it back thief! Amid a growing push for increased transplant a growing number of patients okay there's a demand for... really you gotta rush that much? you know like in China is it China there's a few countries where you fucking take a nap and you'll wake up in somebody's tub missing your stomach and larnage Increased transplants a growing number of patients have endured premature or bungled attempts to retrieve their organs according to the report which painted a picture of rushed decision-making and organ demand taking priority over donor safety.

When the bottom line's the bottom line, man. In a recent investigation by the Health Resources and Services Administration, there were more than 70 canceled organ removals in Kentucky alone. Now, Kentucky's the south, it's supposed to be laid back. And if they, you know, if you ask the doctor, what's the, you're cutting me open, I'm still awake, what's the heart, well, the, the, the wildcats are playing Georgia at four o'clock. I got to get out.

That should have been stopped sooner because the patients showed signs of revival report. Well, thanks for stating the obvious. The problem appears to be linked to an increase in donation after circulatory death, which is when the patient has not been declared brain dead but is critically ill or injured. I'll ask again, what's the hurry? Jesus. You're just gonna throw it in a play school cooler

on ice anyways. It's gonna sit in the back of your van till you get to the place where the guy buys them in the back of a Sam goodies. Like they're still around. Anyways, in that case, life support is withdrawn and organs are harvested like zucchini in February with a couple of hours after the heart stops beating naturally, you know.

The Times report indicated that 55 medical workers in 19 states reported witnessing at least one disturbing case of donation after circulatory death. Some even claiming the providers had administered drugs to hasten the death of donors. I thought this was going to come from Thailand, China, this story. They mentioned Kentucky. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services released a statement on Monday announcing an initiative to reform the organ transplant system. I'm trying, boss. The iPad's keeping it alive.

This is horrifying. This is horrifying. And Kennedy said, I mean, they tried to take my brother's head off the hood of the limo and he was still kicking. This is horrifying, Kennedy said in his statement. The organ procurement organization that coordinates access to transplants will be held accountable. The entire system, somebody was selling somebody's brain and they say it was, you know what, gubbagoo.

The entire system must be fixed to ensure that every potential donor's life is treated with sanctity it deserves. Who's got a secret? I again, when I first read that I was thinking foreign country. I don't even know, I have to look at my license if I'm an organ donor or not. I have weird, I'm always afraid you give something up, but you don't know, you might need it after you're dead, you get up to heaven, you walk around the giant hole in your fucking chest, people are throwing peanuts in it. Yeah, throwing a football, sponsored by Dr. Pepper,

trying to get into St. Peters College. Anyways, that's kind of creepy, huh? He's still awake. Whatever. Let's move on to I'll Be Back. This is almost related to. A woman who was pronounced dead for two minutes revealed the shocking discovery of what she saw on the other side. It was Joe Biden speaking

in full sentences. Nicole Muse, that's Nicole, what is that a mattress store? Where is she? Nicole Muys was lifeless on a hospital bed. This is a woman who died and came back, officially pronounced dead for two minutes. Lucky nobody stole her tits. When she supposedly felt pulled from her body and entered a tunnel of light. Boy, you know, if I die and come back I hope

that's not what I have to tell you guys that is so unoriginal it's like when people die Norm MacDonald has a bit on it but I didn't notice it until he did the bit I watched those ID detective shows you know they're all murders every friggin living relative of Ken goes she could light up the room with a smile he could write a light up the room with a smile. He could write a light up the room with a smile. He'd give the shirt off his back. They say the same. Don't have a come up with something.

You know, he was banging in bed. Yeah, he used to bang my brains out. He was hung like a Flintstone chewable, but he could fuck. Felt pulled from her body, entered a tunnel of light where she had to pay a toll. It's probably Jersey. Where she was met by blue-skinned beings. Oh god. I don't know nothing about that. It didn't feel frightening, she said. It felt like I was being called home. Hello? Hello? Hello? I think I'd rather my mother ring the dinner bell. The chamber. What honey? Oh we got a video? All right. When I had that experience I came back with

just a knowing that I needed to research and I found out that these Mythological beings actually existed in Babylonian times. I also came back speaking an ancient language, which is crazy Which sounded like dolphin language. Oh, it sounded like dolphin language. You get it You mean like Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. I You mean like Robin F Kennedy Jr. I saw a yellow tunnel in a light and the devil was surrounded me with his giant hawk. That's her all happy to be back. The chamber was vast she said larger than any earthly structure and everything pulsed gently like a heartbeat, she said. And I saw them. Muse revealed that she was greeted by blue-skinned,

these are babies that we're choking on sometimes, blue-skinned beings with human faces similar to the characters in Avatar. Well, that clears it up for me. They were both male and female intertwined. This sounds like a bad dream about you know what fucking transgender. They were intertwined male and female and didn't speak in words. That is every tranny I've ever met.

But I understood everything they had to tell me. God I want to take this serious. She said she didn't understand their language but the avatar-like figures allegedly made her feel at home and telepathically communicated with her that life is actually an illusion and we start to live when we die. Please, I hope that's not true because I've had enough oh my god I'm exhausted if I fucking die and wake up and they go you got to do it over again I am gonna put a suck on the tip of a dare rifle oh my god I felt more known

than I had ever in my life that's how I felt after my third Comedy Central special what did it get me I didn't want to leave she noted. I understood this place. This feeling I truly believe it was the original home from which we all come. Then she came to in the bathroom of a Starbucks. I learned that the death, I learned that death is not an end it's a return to our actual lives, Muse added. A lot of people believe. Bill Hicks has a bit where he says that.

Life is just an illusion. We're all living a dream, and that we're connected, and that matter is just vibration slowed down to a whatever the fuck. That's the joke he does. He goes on and on. It's about drugs. Then he goes, here's Tom with the weather. He says, why don't they do positive drug stories on the news? I guess she saw that shit. It sort of makes me feel

good, but what if she's a really nice lady? Now, I was told that masturbation is like a sin. Yeah. That's right. Masturbation. So, say hello to the new Hitler. Because I blew that joke. Because it's the equivalent of murdering somebody. I go, say hello to the new Hitler. Next ten minutes of Baywatch, I'm going gonna be burning in hell the rest of my life. This story reminded me of another guy who died and came back to life after he was shot and had an interesting story. Let's take a look at that.

Hey, I'm sorry to you for what I Know you're mad at me. Are you talking about? I'm not me. Nobody's mad at you I'm going to hell T You're not going anyways, but home I crossed over to the other side You want I? saw the tunnel and the white light. I saw my father in hell. Get the fuck out of here. And the bouncer said that I'd be there too when my time comes.

What bouncer? The bouncer? The yellow piper. That's all hell. It's an Irish bar where it's St. Patrick's Day every day forever. You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. Can't you just tell I'm that alone, that scene? That's why that show, you you were the whole episode you

sad Christopher you think he might die right and fucking that's why and they throw you that curveball I gotta send that to my buddy L Bobrow who fucking loves that type of shit especially funny to Italians from Boston because the Boston and Irish, you know, we're like oil and fucking water Every day at st. Patrick's Day. Oh God, do you people believe that? You're gonna see something. I mean, I don't know what to believe nobody does obviously But as I have it in my mind it's yeah to me it's like I don't know you pass out or fall asleep you don't know where you know I'm

hoping. I told you my hell is what I said earlier coming back and only you as a baby you know you already have the mind of an adult and a baby and you have to watch yourself live the life you just lived in real time I'm afraid and my other fears I'm gonna be thinking that on my deathbed so it's gonna happen oh my god either that or it's's a never ending rerun of Sheldon. That's my hell. And it goes into Big Bang Theory and how I met your sister-in-law. Anyways finally tonight on the Nick DiPaolo podcast, not so primetime, let's check in on our favorite college coach. I

want to like Deion Sanders. I really do. I mean, as a kid, still to this day, I don't think there was a better defensive back ever. I mean, he could cover anybody at Florida State. He would return punts like he was playing against little kids. It was something to fucking and you remember him as a fucking 49er cowboy and you know just incredible talent and tough like I said Andre Risen and him get into it. Andre Risen's an angry motherfucker. Still one of my favorite moments. Dion is hood and he's proud to be hood. Too much so where it spilled over to his sons who are good kids I'm sure but it's not you know whatever.

They're a little too proud. You gotta let some of that shit go and they're like yeah tell us about it podcaster as I get into my fucking third Lamborghini this month. Colorado Buffalo's head coach Dion Sanders says that he is still dealing with undisclosed health issue That he announced just over a month ago. Well, what the frick is it? I'm gonna go out on a lambing goal He's a 65 year old black guy diabetes Yeah, sugar foot. I mean, I'm pretty sure we whipped sickle cell. It can't be that Sanders revealed the news during a recent appearance on his son Dion Jr.'s vlog in which his daughter,

Shalomie, what's he mocking Jews? Shalomie, yeah, Shalomie to you. And encourages him to join her in an outdoor ice bath. And he says, you can hear him say, you know, I'm still going through something. Sanders said, hasn't he, Lee? I ain't all the way recovered. I can only run a full 440 now he? I ain't all the way recovered. I can only run a full 440 now, with missing toes, by the way.

The 57-year-old did eventually get into the bathtub, but not for long. It's kind of funny. That's probably her house in her backyard. I would never get in there. It's going to go crazy for about 45 seconds. Ah, that hurts. Woo, that's cold. Yeah, it's ice power.

My word, no reaction. Look at her. So like that. No reaction. How that going to go? Cold as ice, that bitch. I'm going to get out so bad. Hey, I'm here for you.

I'm here for you. And he goes yeah he runs away he says I need the toe covers Sanders did not seem overly encumbered during the vlog at various points They said he played tennis and ran over a mile with his daughter I Swear to God, you know, he could it's just a pure athlete What you if you folks aren't familiar with his whole, he played both pro baseball and football. And he's the only guy in one day to do both.

I can't remember the order, Dallas, you might play for the Falcons, took a helicopter to play a Braves game. Right? Am I making that? It's true. I might have the teams wrong, but can you fucking imagine? I played in the Liddley game, right? I got in a car, hour drive to get a Dairy Queen. It's not quite as impressive. The NFL Hall of Fame announced that he was dealing with health issues on June 10th and missed some of Colorado's off-season training program. Probably just didn't feel like going. As a result, Sanders sought to assuage fans' concerns

by stressing that everything okay. Sanders had surgeries in his left leg and foot. I think they meant on his left leg and foot. In 2022 and 2023. Every year he still having surgery. And had two toes removed. Sugarfoot. Sugarfoot. That gotta be Sugarfoot. Guy grew up on Skittles and Cherry Coke. The former Cowboys entering

his third year as the head coach of the Buffaloes of Colorado. This will be his first season without his sons Chidor and Shiloh on the roster. I i'm i can't wait to see how chidor does as a quarterback and it did shiloh get drafted i thought he was a he could hit he was a defensive back not very big but i saw him laying some people out every time he came up no doubt about the sanders boys uh... and know, prime time. That was the huge thing. Boy, did they handle that perfect marketing. He became the head coach and he cleaned house,

kept a couple people, brought in all these plays you never heard of, but I don't even think he has a winning record yet. They already have him in the fucking Hall of Fame. But he really is a lightning personality, but that's not all there is to it. But again, I can't wait to see his son in the NFL, see how he does. That's it, ladies and gentlemen, for a Tuesday. Don't forget that live lineup tomorrow, starting at 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time.

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