The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hillary’s Pill Problem | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1769

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump’s legal win over the “Poison” Ivy League, Hillary’s pill problem, a smokin’ OnlyFans “Skinfluencer” with a shocking secret, and some of the worst umpiring you’ll ever see. Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing That boy is a P.I.G. pig. Hello folks. Welcome. Look at her already. Excuse me. Sorry about that folks. I don't know. So what, I'm dying. All kinds of alloys building up in my brain from lack of sleep. One cigarette does that. That's

not a good sign. Jesus Christ. Literally one in the morning. I'm not counting the one I put out of my wife's foot. What? You can't say? Ah, it's a joke, you titless wonders. Great to be with you on a Thursday. This is the last day of the week. I said it was yesterday. Just busting your balls, making sure you're paying attention. Mmm, Sanka. I wonder if you people are even old enough to know what Sanka is. Who named that by the way? By the way, real quick, I'm going to, Jason. Jason is with us filling in for Dallas.

Dallas has a karate match in Utah. I don't know what he's doing. But Jason is one of the first producers of the Nick DiPaolo show. If you guys that have been with me since the beginning. I was doing this from my basement out of Westchester, New York and we needed producers. I think we put an ad in Deed, it was where we found Jason and who was the crazy friend? Ryan. And Ryan, these two kids show up, they look 11 and 12 and I said let's fuck them. No no so they show up and I'm like holy moly and they knew what they were doing because they're of that age and know the internet and it all ended

in tragedy but he's back no remember when Ryan left was it Ryan? Yeah. Oh was it you? Oh we killed Ryan. Yes when Ryan left first of all you guys were the what did we call you? The Twinks of the Twinks the Twinks which is English we still fit that description young gay boys. Well, you're getting married so you cleared that up but Ryan when Ryan left the show we actually did a spoof on You know what the God is that one or two? Two, the shooting. Remember, remember Fredo says, let's go fishing. Takes little Anthony out fishing and,

you know, he's out in the boat. You know, I'll say a Hail Mary, that's when you catch a fish. And who's with him? One of the fucking zips and puts a bullet in the back, you know, puts a bullet in the back of Fredo's head. So we did that. I had a pond to my property in Westchester County. We put them in a canoe and had, you shot him, right? Had Jason shoot Ryan in the back of the head. It was so good. It looked like the gun. And then it pans up to me I had a bay window overlook in the pool so it pans up to me and I'd go like this like remember Michael did that when the gunshot Jason directed it. They remember you I told you to do something and you said I'll shut the fuck up you're not Scorsese. Uh-oh that

was it doesn't sound like me. He goes I'm not I'm Christopher Nolan I said who's that anyhow that was so yeah when you get married Jason September we changed his life he wanted into our fucking our house and our show and we came down here he came you still produce it he had to come with us to produce I found a place found the girl met my future wife six months later six months later and and he's got two black kids that nobody knows how he got I say the mall I don't know where he got it but anyways yeah that's the story of Jason Jason what's your last name again? Berkelbach There you go, like his grandfather wasn't in the fucking

Third Reich Berkelbach you are an idiot right out of Hogan's heroes Very capable can play the shit out of a guitar to that's the other thing remind me I if you want to make more side money, and I'm serious, maybe a lesson once a week or whatever I'll throw you cash I mean it can be on zoom obviously because you live far away if you need the cash I know you get a wedding come up. You probably don't I definitely need the cash. Yeah, who doesn't?

So that's about that Red Sox last night down late in the game, 5-0. End up, they couldn't touch this guy. Boy, the Phillies have great pitching. All of a sudden he got a little wild, walked a couple guys and floated the bases, walked another guy, so now it's 5-1. And then there's a pop-up to the catcher. He can't find it.

It lands like 20 feet behind him so whoever was up gets another chance throws a pitch that's a I don't know that made it five what he walked in that guy and then Romy Gonzalez comes up and hits a grand slam puts him ahead six five Not to boy you people the Phillies tied it in the next inning and then the Sox win it on a two-run Homa and not to bore you people with the Phillies tying it in the next inning and then the Sox win it on a two run homer in extra innings. Alright, that's enough of that. Let's talk about the live lineup which I was supposed to do at the top of the show.

I don't know why. You know where you are. Live lineup. Look at all the great shows from 9 a.m. Eastern to 7 p.m. Eastern time all those Tim Poole and Crowder These are people that have been added on the internet forever and have huge followings and you can learn a lot and laugh your balls Off as they say in New York Today I'll be talking about Trump bitch slaps Columbia gets a big win over them. Apparently Hillary was a

pillhead. I know she had the gout with those giant ankles and feet, but apparently she was zyconic. You know who told us that? Russia. And we're gonna we'll take a look. This is a guys guys show folks. That's how my radio show was. OnlyFans has a girl on there, you know, 21 maybe, whatever, you know, just a 15 on a scale of five. And when I tell you what she makes a year, nobody's that hot. Maybe a young Wayne Newton. Tom Jones.

Anyway, so that's what we'll be talking about and throwing a few more sports things at the end. Let's get to the breaking news. I'm glad I checked the phone as I sat down here. Hulkamania dead. What do you mean, Nick? All the fanfare around them? No, no, I don't. I mean WWE legend Hulk Hogan has died at the age of 71. Now we all we're all acting shocked and stuff but when you consider what these guys do and I'm not talking about the body slam and shit I'm talking about juice and this is not a surprising occurrence He was so famous and popular and made the WWE I guess is it I don't follow this shit I Think it's the gay people but no everybody loved fucking Hulk

He was born look at this. He was about six seven about 330 and ripped not to mention he's got the Ben Franklin thing going in the back with that fucking goatee. You don't get like that from friggin', you know, eating carrots and fucking fish. Do ya? I tried, I don't. I should have juiced. If I could do it over again in college, I think I would have juiced. Although I do have a couple friends of mine that I play with that are dead now and but they were also alcoholics but I think I might have found the doctor and I

was about what I'm 5'9 about I played it about 190 I would like to play it like 215 really run over people anyways University of Maine fucking my my teammates the linemen especially they're in the shower Putting needles on each other's ass juicing in the fucking shower, and then you look at him wrong and then punch in the face I Love linemen I want to do a documentary on offensiveemen. They're the meanest people on the planet. Anyways, because they don't get laid, the big ugly city. Some of them used to get drunk up at Maine and knock out girls, guys. We had a poodle. We had a black and white poodle at a fraternity.

And this guy, Danny McClung, picked it up at a party and threw one of them, the white one, into the punch bowl. Our dog was pink for a week. The scariest guy, he never showered, his eyes were at half mass, these steely blue eyes, scariest motherf**ker. Anyway, sorry. Back to Hogan. He was born Terry Gene Bollea, I believe, was found dead in his Clearwater, Florida home on Thursday morning. It would be funny though like if the paramedics come in and he gets up, it's all a ruse. You know, wrestling folks. I've told the story before, I'm going to go through it real quick again. Like I

said, when I was young I'd watch way before it was famous and Vince McMahon was, I go look at this little pencil neck guy, he turned this into, anyways a couple years ago I'm flipping through and I see some guy on WWE pile-driving another guy and the guy lanes right on his head and he looks like he's fucking hurt. So it gets all quiet and he's not moving and I'm like what the fuck so I don't change the channel and it's all quiet, doctors rush into the ring and he's down for like 10 minutes and then the ambulance backs down the thing and they put that thing on his neck like you see in football and carefully put him on the spine board and then they carefully move the spine board on to a you know they carry it outside the ring two guys are carrying him on the on that board all was I said and I see in the background the other wrestler get on the top rope

and do a cannonball onto the guy's chest that's on the spine ball I said these guys that was better than anything I've seen in a Stallone movie I mean the whole place just went even though they know they're at a fake wrestling match it was the scary they played that up I sat there thinking this is interesting this guy's really hurt and then this guy does a cannonball I see him in the background climbing on the back, I go, oh, you've got to be shitting me. Anyways, Hulk, we're going to fucking miss you. Here's a clip of Hulk, what, one of the Rocky movies? No, this is his very first, 1980, is that what it says? I'm blind. This is, I think, his very first match.

And his opponent, weighing 321 pounds from Venice Beach, California, the fabulous Hulk Hogan. I do that in the morning with my robe. My wife hits me with a doughnut off the head God look at him. Look at the pipes as he get tanned that he got ripped. I guarantee his kidneys failed Like a retarded kid in a math class. I'm telling you I Remember him. Where am I?

first respondant we The other's coming up, right? It's at the end, yeah. First response is, went to his home after receiving a call about cardiac arrest, according to TMZ. Paramedics and police patrol were reportedly parked outside of Hogan's home on Thursday morning. Hogan was wheeled out of his home on a stretcher and into an ambulance. And again, I was waiting for somebody to jump off the roof of his house and land on him, and everybody laughed. Clearwater police did not immediately respond to a request

for comment from the US sun. The wrestling icon's cause of death has not been disclosed. This is the one time I'm gonna say I don't think it's the jab. And then Andre the Giant who was always dressed like a woman in a beauty pageant with an off the shoulder look. Look at the auntie hanging out. Miss Zaire. Look at the size of, Hulk was a monster. Hulk was like 6'7", I believe, right? Look at that size of Hulk was a monster Hulk was like six seven. I believe right look at Anyway, Hogan's ailing health had been widely reported in the weeks leading up to his death

Including rumors that he was on his deathbed, which I hadn't heard any had you guys You know, I guess if you follow you might have heard that shit, but I didn't hear any of that and I got my I got my thumb on the pulse of America. Get the fuck out of here." Anyways, I liked him when he played Thunderlips in Rocky, I want to say 3, I think you're right, Rocky 2 or 3. He played Thunderlips, uh, we'll show you this clip. Did you know in the film Rocky 3, Hulk Hogan shared that while filming their fight scene in the ring, Sylvester Stallone insisted that he hit him for real. At first, Hogan refused

and warned Stallone that the impact would be massive and could cause injury. However, Stallone had it in the back of his mind that he would "'Cause Stallone said, I'm already brain damaged, what you gotta do that there? Go ahead." Take the hit like a staged wrestling move. After repeated insistence, Hogan finally struck him with an elbow to the back of the head. The impact was so intense that Stallone fell right out of his shoes and ended up with a bleeding lip. According to Hogan, Stallone's reaction in the scene was genuine. He was truly stunned by the hit and never asked him to do it again for the rest of the fight scene.

"'I don't want to hit you.' He goes, "'Well, hit me. Give me everything you have.' I went, and he said, "'No, brother, you don't want that.' I said, "'There's certain places I can hit you harder than others, but if I hit you as hard as I can it's not gonna be cool because we'll give me 50% I really don't want this and I hit him I probably gave him 50% and soon as I made contact his face hit my cowboy boots he came up and his lip was bleeding so that's perfect that's perfect so he was all excited you know just because I hit him what a psycho You know just because I hit him what a psycho

Proving Stallone is nuts Remember Stallone and Rambo when he jumps off the cliff and falls Through it like a pine tree for like five minutes and rips his arm open. He actually and I read this He actually stitched himself when they show in the movie him stitching him, he cut, they said he cut him. Is that really necessary? I think, you know what that is, they call it method acting. I don't know if Stallone's a method actor.

I don't put him up there with Brando. Maybe Larry Storch. I'm making fun of Stallone, I fucking love him. By the way, he follows me on, I hope he's not watching this because you're the one guy I wanna meet before I die die you got me laid a lot when I kind of looked like you when I was young all chicks with huge hair but you know but yes so anyways what was I supposed to do well anyways boy it's been a tough week. Ozzy, right? Now Hulk. I got my fingers crossed for Ellen DeGeneres. He was the best guy around. I'm talking about

that was about Ellen not. What's that? What about all the people he wrestled? What's that? What about all the people he wrestled? Yeah, exactly. Have you seen Ellen DeGeneres lately? She turned into an English man. Have you seen that picture? Oh my God. Let's move on. Speaking of DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell and other traders to this country. Next headline, Poison Ivy League. The Trump administration has won unprecedented concessions from Columbia University in a sweeping settlement with the Ivy League University paying more than 220 million in pledging to reverse racially discriminatory practices

and resolve civil rights violations against Jewish students. You know, it's funny, and they're the ones, these people who did that, that run these schools, left-wing academia, they're the ones who've been screaming racism at the top of their lungs for the last 70 years and pointing towards guys like Trump and white people and when it's been them all along. The hatred they have for this country and who founded it and its fucking legacy is just amazing when you look into it. Under the settlement, Colombia will agree to submit to independent monitoring to ensure

it complies with merit-based hiring and admissions requirements. Oh yeah, we'll take your word for it. Why in God's name would you trust these fucks? You better have people looking for discrimination sitting in each classroom. Because they're not gonna change. They're rotten to the bone, so are their kids. The settlement is likely to put pressure on other schools

like that shit box they call Harvard that have crossed the White House, you know Harvard they're fucking they're going to change the name of their football team to Hamas that have crossed no Jihadi the Harvard Jihadi have crossed the White House over tolerance of extreme Jew hatred on campuses since the October 7th 2023 attack by Hamas against Israel. Boy, I bet you Hamas regrets that one. Just think what that turned into. The resolution comes after just four months of negotiations between Colombia and Trump, striking a stark contrast with harvard which dragged the administration into court for stripping the school of two point six billion and granted other funding

funny when you hit anybody in the wallet trump understands money more than anybody how about all the panic about the tariffs we're going to go into a deep recession shit is humming along like he's as smart as everybody said he was dumb. He's smarter Like I said The Red Sox being down three games to none in 19 and 19 In 2004 against the Yankees and coming back and what that to me was like one of the greatest feet and sports that I had witnessed this this this guy's that times 10 Because he's doing it in real life with the whole world against them the fucking media. They try to put him in jail They shot him in the face

Seriously guy it should be fucked him out Rushmore. He should be above those fucks They should have him like this on Mount right book if they do it The these should move though. You know what I mean? That's what I'd do. There he is again. He likes to show off when he goes to the cheesecake factory of how much he eats. Left side of the menu.

This video is something we want to watch right now. This is the break in by Columbia Universe. You remember last year? How scary is this if you're a Jewish kid in this school? This is right out of fucking Nazi Germany. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Oh, this is me. I locked my keys. There I go.

This is a college. Listen to the mantra in the back the brain-dead kids were. Did somebody say out? That happened to me at the University of Maine. I took a fat girl from Lewiston hostage and they had to break in and steal all the dinnets. In addition to paying the feds $200 million to settle their discrimination claims, Colombia will also fork over more than $20 million to Jewish employees who are discriminated against amid fierce anti-Semitic demonstrations that followed the Hamas attacks. So Trump...

220 mil. That's, uh, serious cash. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it? Yeah, money! Money! The Ivy League school has also agreed to end all programming that discriminated against faculty or students.

You know, they would turn down, you know, well-qualified people and... But, but you don't have opening? No. But why not? That was an Indian professor trying to get into the chemistry of the, bringing it into full compliance with Supreme Court's 2023 decision, banning race-based affirmative action and create some yet to be announced faculty positions in the name of broadening intellectual, again, they scream diversity,

scream diversity, but they only mean it when it comes to, and they're even lying when they're screaming about skin color because they hate Jews. The settlement further calls for Columbia to maintain a trained security force blocking demonstra- ooh, that'll be the new Gestapo, and you can already hear it. Blocking demonstrations in academic spaces and coordinate with NYPD to prevent

a repeat of the takeover of Hamilton Hall by anti-Israel rioters in the spring of last year, while the university will impose a complete ban on mass protests. I cannot wait to see you guys try to execute these new rules, because college kids, they'll read that and go, this is what we've got to do. Shit's been going on forever.

I could have cleaned. You don't even need all this. Again, I'm telling you I'll say it again all's we needed is one one more Kent State maybe not the oh if you guys know Kent State is Nixon you know there was some some rallies going on the kids were getting out of hand and one of the cops put one of them down and boy did they behave the rest of the time. You don't have to do that. But again, rubber bullets. Rubber bullets and flamethrowers. No. No, those hurt. Rubber bullets, German shepherds, fire hoses. Watch your film from Selma that I sent you. Shit worked beautifully. You don't have

to make all these new rules. There were free, and all these kids at protests and rallies, they all have one thing in common, okay? They've never been smacked in the face in their fucking life. I guarantee that. Tyson said, have you got a plan until you get punched in the mouth?

As part of its participation in the Federal Student and Exchange Visitor Program, that's SEVIS, the school will now be expected to report any disciplinary actions for those holding visas, including suspensions, expulsions, or arrests. That goes for you foreigners. And how about the ones that overstay there? And how about checking for spy and espionage?

Jesus, China has about 11,000 kids pretending they're students at Harvard stealing intellectual property from Best Buy so that'll make for an interesting school year but you got to hand it to Trump's and his administration he is checking the shit off he's only been in there for six months it's insane that's fascism man oh really it's called law and order and again if you have a problem with that and you think everybody should be on the dole there's plenty of other shitholes you can move to what the fuck is stopping you you know why because you really don't believe that. You love where you live. You're just bored. It's performance

art. This place is so racist and a white patriarch has ruined it and yet there's people floating over on two by fours and catapulting themselves to get in here. So again, your fucking, your protests and your rallies have become tired. Nobody believes in them and you've been exposed by Trump. Now it's up to the next ten presidents to keep it that way. Okay? And I'm not talking fucking, who you, Tim Walz. How about that fruit cup guys that guys gayer than Judy Garland's shoe tree it's one of my best lines ever I actually I don't even mean Judy God I mean her mother Liza Minnelli, who's the Broadway star and I always go Judy Garland That's how fucking old I am. Anyways, let's move on to some other poo poo. Russia's got dirt on pill pop and Hillary

This was my favorite This one made me perk up and get hard before I do that folks. I might as well do it now while I'm thinking of it Stand-up comedy. Yes, I still do it and enjoy the stand-up part of it. Go to nickdip.com and click on the tour dates. August 8th and 9th, Side Splitters in Tampa, those shows are just, that club, I don't know, I have a nice rapport with those people, that's eighth and ninth of August. Then September 19th through 20th, Wise Guys, Salt Lake City, can't wait to do that one. And October 3rd, the Arlington Draft House,

Arlington, Virginia, that's a nice theater. October 16th, Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee and nickdip.com. Go to the merchandise page if you want to support this show and pick up a DiPaolo brassiere or IUD or ass paddle at nickdip.com. We have young Indian girls. I bought them a loon and they're downstairs pumping out these hats and all kinds of shit And then their father comes and says I would like to work with my daughter but but you don't have opening But why not? But why not have you ever tied a why not? Folks Russia allegedly had intelligence suggesting

that, listen to this, this is so great, that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was taking, and this is in quotes, heavy tranquilizers, which former President Barack Obama and Democratic party leaders found to be, and this is in quotes to extraordinarily alarming a newly declassified intelligence reports she was acting a little fucking silly what a great campaign she's not fucked up here party and for the United States of America listen to that voice know that we can finish the job of universal health care coverage for every single What, she's not high there? I know my ankles are 17 by 14 and I'm a coal castrating bitch who nobody likes

That's her? That looks like Meryl Streep after she got fucked in a river That looks like Meryl Streep after she got fucked in a river. What? Anyways, declassified intelligence reports claim that the first report that U.S. intelligence community did not have any direct information that Russian President Vladimir Putin wanted to help elect Donald Trump during the 2016 election. But at the unusual direction of then President Obama reportedly published potentially biased or implausible intelligence suggesting otherwise.

This is all coming out under Tulsi Gabbert. I guess Brennan came up with a plan and when he showed it to the DNC or whoever in that inner circle they said that stinks. And he went and did it anyways. That's what I read today. He went and fucking that was like Brennan was right. But they all know about it. At the behest of Obama.

As of September 2016 the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service had DNC information that President Obama, are you hearing this, and party leaders found the state of Secretary Clinton's health to be extraordinarily alarming and felt it could have serious negative impact on her election prospects, the report states. But listen to this, once again, and you want me to believe that Trump lost the last election, you fucking people. Her health information was being kept in strict, strictest secrecy, that's in quotes. And even close advisors were not being fully informed.

That's what you heard from the fucking media on that one. Okay? That's what you heard from the fucking media on that one. OK, she was a psycho on pills. Here she is calling Hunter Biden, drop off a bag at the fucking Capitol steps at midnight. Unfreggin' believable. And so that information was out there, and they sat on it on purpose. So it's just the opposite of what you douchebags at MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBC, all of yous were saying.

They weren't, Putin didn't want fucking Trump in there. And then they sit on that. He was, he had fucking dirt on them. and then they sit on that. He was help, he had fucking dirt on them. The Russian Foreign Intelligence Service also allegedly had DNC communications that showed that Clinton was suffering from, listen to this, this is like in quotes or, oh, almost quotes, I don't know

how you call those little things. Scared quotes? One line means an air quote? See those little, I don't know. Scared quotes, when they wanna distance themselves. Oh, oh, scare? Scared. Oh, I thought that you said air Clinton was suffering from intensified psycho emotional problems

including listen to this uncontrolled fits of anger aggression and cheerfulness Now you tell me that doesn't fit the bill perfectly Psychotic! The Russians called up and said... Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. A transcript of the conversation between your help of the pilot and his commander. We intercepted Dragonfly Wolf 10. That was her nickname by the Secret Service oh

god I love that guy aggression and you hear that literally psychotic let's check out video oh these are her right we got two of them proven she was a robots as they say in Italy crazy got a couple of clips here and remember folks well I'll explain it after you see him but you watch these just these two alone I remember I'm not even gonna show you the one when they had a carry her to the van, well she had a shit stain in her pant suit. Check this out, tell me she's not nuts. Watch her look at the balloons. What?

That's why he's building, stick his dick in her mouth. Is that normal? Oh my god! God! Bill's doing it like an adult. Bill's looking up and going, God, I hope there's no ricin in those. And she looks like, again, a Down syndrome lady, who you just brought into Toys R Us.

Bring it, Down syndrome lady. Nick, come on, they don't fucking live past 30. Grow up. Here comes another one, another clip. Check her. She's a bobblehead doll in the back of a Mexican car window. What, what, watch, watch this. Wonderful, meaningful endorsement in every way.

And I was very proud to have her. I told you about vice presidential. Did you talk about vice presidential populism? What the fuck is that? You guys have got to try. Pause. What, she was channeling Michael J. Fox. What the fuck?

Can we watch that one again? Or is that a pain? Don't worry about it. Did you see that? And all the young ladies laughing it off. They thought she was being funny. That's how insane that looked. Clinton was placed on a daily, listen to this, regimen

of heavy tranquilizers and while afraid of losing she remained obsessed with a thirst for power. This is what the report states. The Russians also allegedly had information that Clinton suffered from type 2 diabetes. Well yeah, she's eating fucking milk duds by the thousands washington with whiskey it's gonna jack up your a one c a c one whatever those people dance to almost pill commercials noise dancing hey i get sugar foot but i i i i i

suffered from type two diabetes uh... is this is team at heart disease which point that the ischemic heart disease, which boy have you ever had the ischemic heart disease? A couple of fucking roll aids doesn't even help. Deep vein thrombosis, which is what my wife calls my peepee, and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. So she was a healthy thing. Can you imagine they were making fun of Trump's health? This fucker, she's a walking clogged artery with a wig. How the fuck did she survive? This is fascinating to me. It's all coming out.

It's all coming out. The Russians also allegedly possessed a campaign email discussing a plan approved by Secretary Clinton to link Putin and Russian hackers to candidate Trump in order to distract the American public from the Clinton email server. It's all out there, folks. It is all out there. And of course, Hillary, when she heard all this, she's like, what difference at this point does it make uh it makes a lot of difference you dirty douche by the way that was a quote from her from like 15 years ago um it's all crashing in i love it is it am i living a wet dream here what's going on but i'll say it again like i've been saying it, not just me, plenty of people saying it,

it all means nothing unless somebody does a fucking purple walk. You know? I say firing squad. Again, but not with real bullets. Rubber bullets, but you do it for like 10 hours straight until they die from rubber bullets. That would be better. Or hang Hillary by her giant ankles in downtown Philly and people can throw Heineken bottles at her.

Light her on fire. The Rock too. Who'd have guessed? The first Marxists we put in the office played dirty. You guys owe us all an apology not you guys the people who aren't watching the show you know your friends who are both the other way they owe us an apology that's all I'm gonna say okay okay I'll tell you something Frank um anyways where's the wedding Jason? Catskills I thought you were kidding

You know don't you have it wait where's she from Tony? Buffalo. She's from Buffalo catskills. That'll be awesome Yeah, beautiful. I'll do five minutes up there if you want me catskill. I'll tell you Jason's gonna be waking up But uh on his wedding day. I'm all right now, but last week I was in rough shape wedding day. I'm all right now, but last week I was in rough shape. I'm not a good-looking guy. I went to my proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. My wife's a terrible cook. We pray after we eat. Last week the flies shipped in to fix the screen in door. I'll tell you. I do push-ups in the nude. I didn't see the mousetrap. Anyways, I got a very ugly wife. I got a very ugly daughter today. She's got two very ugly kids. In fact, they're all so ugly in the family album they only keep the negatives. I went to a tough school in high school and my English teacher said what comes after a sentence somebody yelled

out an arraignment. That's the route I would if I could do it over again because let me tell you that shit's timeless. People us comedians like to work on bits and and and and what we call flesh out a nice concept and it you know which is fine but that's not what people they want one after another and boy did Roddy fucking whoof let's go on to it's raining men. Hallelujah, it's raining men. Florida OnlyFans star Sophie Rain. I wonder if that's a real name. You can rain on me anytime if you know what I'm saying. Nice golden shower. What?

Shut up. Is that real? It's a fucking nectarine. Florida OnlyFans Sophie Rain has boggled minds after revealing the eye-popping amount of money she's earned to date and allegedly, and allegedly, without losing her V-card. That means for, boy, we're very crass about women. And that's why we call it a V-card. What the fuck is that? Do you get cash back when you use it at the V-card or even showcasing X-rated material?

In other words, she does it clean. And it really is. Fuck it. I can't even say it. Since starting her account just two years ago in July of 2023, the Miami- based model has amassed a Mind-boggling I I literally Kept going like this and going I'm reading that wrong

Since only this is only two years income She's amassed a mind-boggling 80 million She's amassed a mind-boggling 80 million, 138 thousand and 33 dollars and 96... Really? You got it right down to the... That almost makes me think you're lying. If you just said 80 million plus, 80 million, 138 thousand, 33 dollars? That's fucking beautiful. But that's so tight that outfit, my dad's ass would look good in that. You know what I mean?

Are you fucking kidding me? You want me to believe poop comes out of that? I don't believe it. I'm telling you, orange sherbet with all those colored sprinkles as I said about Pam Anderson during the roast I'd follow her around if I if she had dysentery I'd follow her around with a waffle cone you people who don't know my shit look it up you're not gonna find a funny fuck the skin influencer that was my nickname in high school,

even before the internet. The Skinfluencer, who is among the top 0.01% earners, that means she's at the fucking, on the platform, has made the lion's share of her income from her devoted fans on platforms like Instagram, where she boasts 7.4 million followers. But again, ladies, you have it so tough in this male patriarchy. It's such a sexist society.

You're treated as second class citizens. Shut the fuck up. You're born with a nectarine ass and you're a billionaire. End of story. I got a sweet ass. I'm making 11-5 doing comedy. Rain's number one fan is a man, we'll call him Charlie, in the Savannah area, has a podcast. Rain's number one fan, listen, is a guy named Charlie, who showered her with more than $4.7

million in 11 months. she revealed in December. I'll repeat that, $4.7 million in 11 months. This guy has that kind of, it's got to be somebody we know to have that kind of piss around money. Can you imagine? Did you hear what I just said? Less than a year, just on this guy alone, 4.7 mil. That just proves there's something wrong with men. We are fucking psychotic. Holy moly. This marks an incredible rags to riches saga for the brunette bombshell who reportedly

grew up on food stamps. More impressively, Rain, a devout Christian who attended mass every Sunday growing up. Fertisus is small as I I want to be under her beneath me All right, take it easy Anyways She's a master mountain of Moolah while keeping things relatively safe for work the frisky flora I love all these people that write up to oh, I'm on the eighth paragraph. I'm right out of shit master mountain of Moolah while keeping things relatively safe for work. The frisky Floridian forgoes nudity in favor of lingerie-bikini level suggestive teasing. Level suggesting sexy than being fucking nude and I think they're full of shit they're gay. But no, level suggesting teasing or even just random videos of her walking around and doing her makeup. She leaves plenty to the imagination. Oh, does she ever? What are you doing? I'm thinking. Jason, have

you heard this thing that Gen Z girls do called fabbing? And I read this online. I've read it in the paper. Before they go out to a nightclub, they reach down and touch their privates and they dab it behind their ears. So I read it and I said, let me try this. So I worked out for three hours in a 103 degree room and I stuck my fingers in my tank and then I put it on my wrist.

I'm classy, I did it on my wrist. A little behind here. Sure enough, I go to Bennigan's, there's a line around the block to tell me I'm sick fuck. Despite her meteoric rise in the adult entertainment industry, Rain somewhat paradoxically remains a virgin, claiming she's saving herself from Mr. Right. I've got news for you. Watch the ID network, lady.

There's no Mr. Right. There's only psychos in disguise. She says, yes, I am. I'm waiting until marriage. That's why I'm single right now said the only fan sensation Who has even turned down office to swipe her V card on camera? Really she turned that down girl that goes to church every Sunday doesn't want to fucking bleed in front of the world Anyways, I can't that's still a staggering number to me.

In two, that's 40 mil a year. She's getting paid like she can hit a baseball fucking 500 beat. Probably can. Do you believe that shit, folks? Do you believe that, ladies? I don't feel bad for you. That's where the ladies go, yeah, but how about the fat girls? What about them?

What about them? What about them? I'm sure there's a website for them too. Carbs only. Only carbs. Whatever. Fucking only sugar. Let's move on to another interesting story. It's called Owens versus Macron. I don't know if you guys know that, remember a few weeks ago or a month ago, two months, I don't know if you guys know that remember a few weeks ago or a month ago, two months, I don't know. Remember Macron, the president of France, was on a plane and there was a clip of his wife pushing him in the face and then he saw the camera and he just smiled.

Then when she came down, she didn't want any part of him. You remember that clip? Anyways, there's a theory out there that Macron's wife, who looks a lot like a man, was a man. And I don't know if you know the backstory, she was his teacher. When he was 15 or 14, she was 39. That's when they started this thing. Which sounds a lot like grooming in pedophilia

with a older guy and a younger boy, doesn't it? Yeah, and the fact that she looks like fucking, you know, Eddie Munster now. So there's that theory out there and a big believer of that theory is miss what's her first name Jesus Christ I'm gonna be dead soon Candace Owens who a lot of people say is a conspiracy conspiracy theorist she's not a big Jew lover and she puts all that out there and getting a lot of trouble but she's very bright and I watched this and I looked up and did a little research myself. I happen to agree with her on this one.

This is her explaining what I probably just explained to you, but this is Candice Ohm. Their theory is that Brigitte Macron was actually born Jean-Michel Trois-Gneau. That is the person that you are seeing in this photo here on the far left. That would make her eight years older than she is currently presenting herself to the public. Of course, you're probably thinking rationally or coming online, you're going, okay, well, where's Jean-Michel? Well, guess what, guys? He's missing. Now let's go back to that second photo that I showed you that the Daily Mail had embedded

into their article. The Daily Female. The one that I just instantly without even having looked into the story said, that looks too new. I mean, Brigitte's pretty old. That's actually a recolorized photo of her daughter Tefan. I'm going to show you a side by side here. That's Tefan now, her daughter.

Very obviously Tefan. So you're telling me the media gets onto the story and as a way to debunk it, you accidentally present a photo of your daughter and recolorize it into black and white. Again, you guys, this is not normal. What do you mean accidentally? She did it on purpose to throw people off the scent. What are you talking about there knucklehead uh... conspiracy spewing podcaster can you tell i'm sorry i i i think he's wrong the whole do you think but she made me think

uh... conspiracy spewing podcaster candace owens i don't call it was slapped out with a defamation lawsuit wednesday by french president amman you'll macron and his wife Brigitte Macron for claiming that the First Lady was born a male who groomed her allegedly gay husband. The Paris power couple accused Owens of pushing a conspiracy theory that Mrs. Macron was born a man, stole another person's identity, and transitioned to become a Brigitte, according to the 200-page complaint filed in Delaware. Owen's claims are similar to those made in France by two women who Brigitte Macron sued in 2021. That case was initially

ruled in the French First Lady's favor but has since been overturned on appeal. Here's a snippet of Candace, more of Candace talking about this. The audacity for Brigitte Macron to call me a bully. When we just watched Brigitte physically assault her husband on the world stage, you pummeled him. You did. Relax. Don't pummel them. You're a bully. You're over here, oh I don't like Candace's words. You whooped your husband. Stiff arm to the face.

From the entire world on a plane. Like Marshawn Lynch. You're the bully. You're the bully, Prashit. And you've been bullying him, I would bet, since he was 14 years old. I think you've been grooming him, and that's the worst kind of bullying in my viewpoint.

No, I ain't like it. By the way, I wanna read you this from their lawsuit, cause I obviously have not had time to read all of this. Right? Like the Financial Times reported that the lawsuit lawsuit because I obviously have not had time to read all of this right like the Financial Times reported that the lawsuit also says that their filing includes a description of the circumstances in which they met in which they met the president was a 15 year old student as Jesuit high school in Amiens when he first encountered Brigitte then a 39 year old married teacher with three

children so much that is not true again they're trying to say he's 15, he was 14. According to the filings, they quote, formed a deeper intellectual connection when she directed a production of the 1971 Milan Kundera play, Jack and His Master. Pause. Jack and His Master. Oh my God, you gotta admit she's making a good case.

I was the lead in Jack and his master in high school. I played Jack. Go ahead, Jack and his master. The lead role and later the two began meeting regularly to collaborate on another play. Their relationship quote, remained within the bounds of the law, the filings say. But when the teenager's parents found out about his,

quote, strong feelings for his teacher, they moved him to a different school. Before he left, he told her, whatever you do, I will marry you. Dude, you're such a creep. I don't, look, I don't want to get sued here either I don't know but I'm just saying that's a hell of a case and we've heard of weirder things and in January Owens has stirred controversy spotting anti-semitic conspiracy

theories they always have to throw this in if the person who wrote the article doesn't agree with and you know they have to stick to ran an eight-part podcast series that obsessed over there May December romance according to the complaint. I believe that Emmanuel Macron is a homosexual man that was groomed for his youth, Owen said in one of the episodes. I believe the individual who groomed him is now his wife. I believe that his wife was born Jean-Macron Angoli for the Montreal Canadi and Enforcer for the Winnipeg Jets, and transitioned into his early 30s, and I believe the entire state is colluding

to protect that secret. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. And like I said, I would stake my entire professional career on all of those points, Owen said. The lawsuit also cited statements made by Owens on her podcast that claimed Mrs. Macron and President Macron are blood relatives committing incest, that President Macron was chosen to be the president of France as a part of the CIA.

Now this part is more believable than the other shit. You guys have to do your reading on MKUltra, because people like Gavin Newsom, this guy, they're groomed from a very early age to go to certain schools, to, you know, they put them in touch with super powerful, high profile people, some you know, some you don't know, contacts in the media, they are born.

And it's called monarch thinking, I believe. So that's not outlandish to say that about my crown. Anyways, CIA operated MK-ULTA program. And you know when you saw Hillary doing this shit? They planted. It's like a hypnotist. They give you a, when you're in a trance and if they say a certain word, it triggers you. I think we've showed that clip of Britney Spears being interviewed. And all of a sudden she goes, hello. Oh, Barbara Walters was interviewing her.

And it's something that will trigger it.'ll see that who else Al Roker? I don't know why you'd go for a weatherman. That's one that made me question MK Alter But there's an there's a clip of him on like, you know And we see morning show whatever the fuck and he's talking with somebody like three people talking all sudden. He's like this It's still talking I don't know, but I'm just saying MK ALTER is some scary shit. MK ALTER was a covert illegal CIA program that conducted extensive human experiments to research mind control, interrogation methods, and psychological manipulation. The agency closed down the program in 73.

Yeah, sure it did. Anyways, to put a nice cap on this story this is a clip that made me go yeah I think it's got a dick. Joe Rogan our friend I was I don't know when this was but he was talking about this theory that she's really a man too and watch the end of this. Go ahead. Someone sent me a video of McCrone's wife. Good face laughing. Oh, that's wild My favorite is the look into the camera once he realizes I got caught imagine what goes on behind closed doors That's a weird relationship, but she was his teacher. It was a she never see her sit down

She sits down like a dude. What's this? Watch how she sits down She sat down like she just came off the field at Giant Stadium after making a sack. Speaking of sack, she's got one. Holy shit, now she looks like Dr. Zayas from Planet of the Apes. Mother of God, that's a face only a fucking UK ultra thing could, MK Ultra. Anyways, that's it for the week, folks. That was a good show, filled with laughter and hate. I don't know what else to tell you.

Jason, great job. The live lineup, that's a good point. Again, starting tomorrow, yes, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time, Rumble has a live lineup and Best of all, it's for free. Look at the heavy hitters you get on there. It's great. You can, you know, if you got nothing to do,

you can watch, people watch like Fox News all day, or CNN, it's the same type of thing. Only this shit you can save the truth on and curse. And it's terrific, trust me. That's it for the week. You guys, thank you. I'll say you're very welcome. Next week we'll be back here on Monday and then I believe I go to Crowdy's show next week. Wednesday and Thursday I'll be on there. So that's it. You think it, I'll say it. You're welcome. See you on Monday.

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