The Nick DiPaolo Show - Homan Educates The Waitress | Nick Di Paolo Show #1733

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Homan Vs. AOC, Stefanik Vs. Haverford and more! Get a 7-Day Free Trial + 50% Off your first month of Hall of Fame with code NICKDIP. Just download the HOF app on iOS or Android, enter code NICKDIP and you’re all set. To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button.  https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL FOLLOW ME ON SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing What's the idea? Get upstairs. It's my father when I spill paint in the garage. What? Folks, how you is? Great to be with you. Thursday, last day of the week. Anybody watching hockey last night?

Just a tremendous sport. Toronto takes a 2-0 lead. The Maple Leafs who are absolute chokers in the playoffs. They haven't won a cup. Argu arguably the best hockey town in the world they are mental over their Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since I think 67 you imagine that and I mean they are like the Boston Boston is for the Red Sox they're fucking goo goo and they took a two nothing lead over the defending champs. I still say Florida I

Just love the way they play their chippy. They're angry. They're dirty even when they fucking win and they'll smack in the face for no reason But they're down to nothing. It's a different Leafs team and I know you guys don't care about that what else worked out yesterday hadn't been working out because I had pinched a nerve in my back and worked out yesterday hadn't been working out because I pinched a nerve in my back and You know and I sleep about five hours a night because you know, whatever Um, and so I hadn't worked out in a while. So I and I haven't done curls in forever, you know I'm not and so I did like four sets of curls yesterday You have to dawn shoulders or whatever the fuck I cannot fucking straighten these to save my life You guys that are 20 years 30 years younger younger, you can't relate to this shit.

I don't know what happened. Your tendons dry out or your ligaments, but I feel like I have cancer of the inner elbow. I mean, I was in the shower today, couldn't even rub one out. What? I haven't done that either in years. Hot water and I was standing there like fucking rubbing

my arms with letting them, you know, like fucking have the hot on 10. And it felt great till I get out of the shower. Then they tighten right back. I can't even, ugh, between that and me going today for my testosterone pellets in my ass, I do that like every three or four months. I can't remember what it is.

And how am I I gonna wipe myself? Andy She's like look I agreed to the death do your part shit, but I'm not going that far well it reminds me it's so funny you said that because And the sopranos this guy Richie a pit prale ran over him with his truck on purpose twice in perilous And he's in a wheelchair right well right after it happened, he's in the hospital, he's got that, you know, all those things that screw into your head, and he's laying there with all these things, you know, and he's talking to Tony, and he's like, Tony, look what he fucking did to me, you know? And Tony, and he goes, he goes, I can't even wipe my own nose. So he,

Tony wipes his nose. He goes like, he goes, no, Tony wipes his nose for him. And then he goes, I can't even wipe my own ass. Tony goes, your nose is as far as I'm going. Beansie, you guys know. What else? Dallas went to Montreal. Because he's got a family to support. You know what I'm saying, Thies? That's all I got. Next week I hope to see you guys. Boy, this isn't usually coming out of the gate strong today, is it? Maybe because that fucking sleep apnea thing.

Woke up in the middle of the night, and it's not that intrusive. They're small now. It's not that fucking thing you're used to. But I took it off. I don't know. It was getting my lower lip, upper lip, I mean, sore. Then I go back to sleep with it, and then I got a piss a quarter or five. Oh So I did it when you wake up in the morning hit a button. It tells you how long you slept and shit

Not even six hours Anyways, let's get to this enough of the shit Tom Homan, you know who he is Homan mansplains a lot to AOC I love this guy. he is a pit bull. Bordasier, Tom Homan fired back at Rep AOC. Democrat New York, thanks for clearing that up. Warning that the tables have now turned, that's in quotes from Homan, after she taunted him at a town hall addressing the Trump administration's deportations. Don't you know it? Do you ever notice? And they always do this at Dems. I don't see the

right doing it that often. I might be missing something, but when they get in front of a crowd of their own constituents, they get all cocky and shit, whether it's Jasmine Crockett getting all black or shit, or they all fucking they forget that this shit's gonna go out. They really do, or they just don't give a fuck because they have the media in their back pocket. But here she is getting all fucking hot and bothered and talking shat at the, oh, this is first, this is, yeah, it'll cut to that, right?

Yeah, yeah, here's Laura Ingraham, who I call David Bowie. And she's very pretty in real life. I'm just saying right there, she looks like David Bowie. All right. Now, speaking of AOC, Tom, she actually mentioned you in a town hall last week. She said she loves you. When we first did one of these seminars,

Tom Homan, then acting director of ICE, said that he was gonna threaten to refer me to the DOJ. Threat, eh, threat, eh! What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Threaten! That's how you know they're young. Did she say any more? Oh good. Jay, because I'm using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutionally guaranteed protections and he may want to do it again today. And to that I say, come for me.

Oh, I'll come on you, is what Tom said. Come for me, she said. No, he goes, I'll come on her. How about that? But we all know exactly what she's doing. Like I just said, she's educating the worst of the worst. How do we been law enforcement but the tables have not turned

she's educating people how to get prosecuted because you have a final order it is illegal to to not comply with that or it's a little crime to to take steps to uh... uh... impede i'm not comply with ice removal orders or not comply with ice actions taking custody you can't hinder

your own removal that was ordered by the federal judge i would like AOC to read title eight, United States Code 1253 because it's starting tomorrow that's what she did you know what i mean it's not a fucking uh... amusing my free right to free speech. That's got nothing to do with it. You dope.

It's already in writing. He just told you the number, look it up. You can't impede ICE anymore. Okay? And that goes for every set. And they're just ignoring it. And they're gonna start, there has to be consequences for this broad and all the other lefties who just go, oh, fuck that.

I don't know who the fuck, I mean, really, these things aren't going to have any teeth if you don't enforce them. Anyways, people were recommended to ask for warrants and record searches if ICE came calling. That's what she was telling the immigrant, you know, illegals. And were given tips on how to differentiate between different warrants ICE agents are likely to carry. Homan has suggested Ocasio-Cortez actions might be illegal and may impede ICE from, what do you mean may? From carrying out Trump's administration's mass deportation.

Yes sir! God damn right. Know what I'm saying? Oh, there she is. Hello. I'm Mr. Ed. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is the best of the two. She gives good head.

Go right to the source and ask the horse. I don't know if that'll get flagged. Kill it. Kill it. Oh, it's me. I'm telling the horse. Talk to miss. Hello.

Hey. I'm being heckled by a horse. I'm looking at the house going, enough. Kill it. Wow. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm looking at Dallas going, enough, kill it. Wow, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking, a cup of coffee today. Again, I made it in the kitchen, Andy said, come here, I got to show you something.

Cut to me 45 minutes later looking for my coffee. It's sitting on the coffee thing. It's over, folks. It is over. It's over, John. It's not over. You asked asked me I don't ask you anyway we got a new sponsor today and I'm very excited about get ready to win your fantasy league this season use actual data not just crappy advice from your

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up and it is an actual grill but I think this is a great name for her these are the things that I introduce into our lexicon. Like I'll give you an example on Gutfeld's show. I'm the one who introduced the concept of visiting angels for Joe Biden and now it's like a mainstay. People bring it up all the time. Or and I still say I was the first one because it was hours after Biden fell going up the stairs. The guy falls down up the stairs. Next day it was all over the place. You guys do your your research that's the beauty of what do you call it Twitter X it's like a copyright thing it's like here's the date the guy said

anyways Republican a New York rep and I'm a huge fan you guys remember I thought she was gonna be Trump's vice presidential pick and I still if she did I love JD Vance they're gonna be wrong, but I wouldn't have been disappointed because this woman is the grill master Republican New York representative Elise Stefanik. She was assigned by Trump to be the UN ambassador, but there's Elections coming up in New York and they need this they need this seat to stay Republican So that's a big compliment to her by Trump saying you're not going anywhere we need you here come back from the UN that's a bullshit job but Stefanik grilled the president of

Pennsylvania's Haverford College of done gigs in Haverford Pennsylvania during a congressional hearing Wednesday over disciplinary action on campus related anti-Semitism since Hamas's deadly attack on Israel on October 7th of 2023. Haverford College President Wendy Raymond, just sounds like a Karen, tried to sidestep Stefanik's question, which is the biggest mistake you can make with this woman, sidestep, try to sidestep Sifonik's question of whether there had been any disciplinary action

taken against a student group that was accused of anti-Semitism at the college. And here is her grilling. And it's exactly what you'd expect from a president of today's any university. Their left wing, they do the same tactic. They use the same tactics as Chuck Schumer does on Meet the Press or anytime a Dem is getting grilled.

They feel no need at all to answer the question, only Stefanik doesn't put up with it. And two presidents of universities have already been canned for doing this. She even mentions that I think, but here's clip number one. This is the president of Haverford, that's Elise. There was a student group on Haverford's campus who called for the complete dismantling of the apartheid settler colonial state of Israel by all means necessary. What does by all means

necessary mean to you? Invoking that kind of terminology is repugnant because of what it can mean and I will not defend that statement. So what disciplinary action was taken against that group next question. For those individuals who made that call. Follow up. Any disciplinary action? Speak up, bitch. Hello? Was there any disciplinary action taken against that group or those individuals? Those kinds of statements are very challenging.

I'm not asking you if you're repugnant. I'm asking about the disciplinary action. You were the one university president who failed to lay out if any disciplinary action has been taken, if any suspensions or expulsion. So I am asking you, was there any disciplinary action taken? Disciplinary action can include expulsion and I'm not asking what it can include, I'm asking was it taken? I will not be talking about individual cases here and I'm saying that that is so have there been any disciplinary actions taken by have a further related to anti-semitism any disciplinary actions are absolutely in our work have

they been taken anti-semitism have they been taken by have referred yes there have been some well what took you so long to say that, you fucking astronaut hairdo? Astronaut wife's hairdo? Oh my god. Don't you love her? We got another one, right? Here's another one of her opening her head like a honeydew.

Another question I have, because this is a theme at Haverford, there was an administrator who said that, quote, racial minority students have never felt safe at Haverford and that Jewish prospective students should not expect to feel safe and shouldn't be brave. This is according to litigation against your college. Was there any investigation into this administrator for making those statements?

I did send him a Whitman sampler. That report does not reflect the administrators that I know who stand strongly with me and the entire college against anti-Semitism. So that didn't happen? Is your position? Was that statement not made by that administrator? That statement does not comport with those administrators that

I know. I'm not asking if it comports with the administrators that you know. I'm saying is it your testimony that that statement did not happen even though it's coming out in litigation? So are you saying it did not happen? She's the best at this. What I'm saying is that I cannot imagine that happening from those colleagues of mine. Well let me me ask you if it did happen what disciplinary action? Would have referred take against that administrator spank them silly At Haverford we do not tolerate Discrimination or harassment or bias and what does that mean not tolerate does that mean suspension firing of that individual? What does that mean? kitty twisters, pink bellies? It means following all of our policies, which begin with investigation and then can lead

to any of the aspects that you listed. For the American people watching, you still don't get it. Haverford still doesn't get it. It's a very different testimony than the other presidents who are here today who are coming with specifics. So again, this is completely unacceptable and it's why this committee has stepped in because higher education has failed to address this gorge of anti-semitism, putting Jewish students at risk at Haverford and other campuses across the country. I yield back. Thank you. I yield back.

Thank you. Yield back to the Italian failure in Savannah. Thank you, Representative. Imagine she said, I yield back to the greasy Guinea in the Nick DePaulo show. Why you, I ought to get out of here. How about that? You see what happens when you do follow-up questions? Excuse me. And I said to Dallas, imagine if the media did the job like that. Imagine when Biden was in office, if that's how the media, you know, said, well, that's not what I asked you, Mr. President, or any of these shows. They'll do it when Trump is being questioned. But a Democrat hasn't heard shit like that as far as politicians

know in a million years because they own the fucking media. Even Fox News is wishy-washy. They don't come with a tough follow-up like you're full of shit. Just admit it, you hate Jews. That's what I would have said. You're the president of a Jew-hating club. Is that not right? You're out of order.

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