The Nick DiPaolo Show - Homan Gives Hochul Heads Up | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1908

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Homan Lays It Down To Hochul, Trump Warns Bibi, Trump Sits Courtside, More Gender Nonsense in WA, Updates on Karmelo Anthony Murder Trial, A Shark Attack and The America Hating WNBA! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Take it easy. Thank you, take the way. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup. It's free shows all day. If you want to watch ad-free, just join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today we'll be chatting about Tom Holman laying it down for the governor of New York,

Miss Hockel, saying you're going to see more ice than a goddamn ice. What? Trump warns Bibby, hey, don't fuck. up things for me already. I just I love how Trump has to say I'm in charge here, which he is. I mean, you know, Israel's sort of been sucking off our tit for a while and I think that's a big deal. Now it's coming to, you know, hey, behavior, I'll show you who, whatever. More gender nonsense. Where? What part of the country? Nick, where else? West Coast. You got that Carmelo Anthony

murder trial while it's, I don't even know why it's a trial. They should have just take the kid out and fucking hang them. Um, it's unbelievable. And if that turns into one of these protests, fucking burn down the, um, time to go, time to drop the gloves, load the guns and let's go. Because this shit going on right now, people are getting stabbed everywhere, just standing waiting for a bus, a fucking train. And it's so funny. Mental illness, it's weird. When, when black people are mentally ill, it takes the form of racism. which tells me they're not that mentally ill. They still have enough fucking, it's insane.

I wanted to show you guys a story, but the clip was so graphic and the story was so sad. I'm like, I'm trying to, you know, have some laughs on the show. Fucking, in Belfast, Ireland, some Sudanese fucking migrant, just attacks a guy in the street, tries beheading him with a knife, sitting on his chest, stabbing him in the face and the neck, and trying to saw his head off. well finally people came to the rescue

I don't even know if the guy's still alive but you could see the you know usually it says warning graphic you're like okay they usually pixelated no this guy's on the ground kicking his feet fighting for his life and you can see his face is already covering him you know I gotta believe that's

like I said Rome and the fucking you know visigoths and the it's got to look like something like that um at least some people you know over here they probably it was stood in the street if it was New York and watched and filmed it. At least some Irish guys came out. One guy had like a paddle who was cracking the guy over the head trying.

She still wouldn't let go. I couldn't even. I thought he just tell you about it. We're on the show. Anyways, yeah, we'll be covering all that. New York, Knicks last night, you know, a big story was everybody was up in arms about Trump. Can you imagine his hometown of going to the finals? been there in 50-something years. Even Whoopi Goldberg was defending Trump on this one to give you an idea. She probably said, this is an easy one. I can't get in trouble either way.

But yeah, Stephen A. Smith was telling, this fucking guy, I've given him enough of a benefit of doubt. Time to shut him up. Fucking hack, who, of course, Disney, you know what, lover. He knows how to play the game at SportsCenter. He has his whole life. Be the loud guy. He's, you know, he's eloquent enough to, you know, he's like Al Sharpton in sports. He's got a big mouth.

He pretends he's conservative a little bit, but nobody fucking fools me. And he was telling Trump to stay away and shit. And that was in the paper, but I went, fuck you. Why am I going to give him more yet time? But anyways, they lost last night, right? I was joking around. I said to Colin Quinn in a text. I have an idea for a movie.

I said this yesterday, I think, when the Knicks, if they win this thing. And you know how they'll go nuts. New York will burn that even if they win. But I said there'll be a bunch of, there'll be Hamas protesters, Antifa, all this shit would make for a great movie. And of course,

I said the Knicks fans would side with Antifa and all the scum because it is New York. Most of them are black and fifth grade reading level. So last night they lost. And what they do, they pulled a game jersey off of one of the fans. One of the Spurs fans had a game with one of their plays names on the back.

They tore it off them and, you know, tore it to shreds and it was fighting and cops and shit. And this is because they lost game three. So I think my prediction might be right on the money. I was half kidding when I said it, but, you know, just fucking, anything that happens in a blue city, this is what you're going to get because they don't like law and order. I mean, the stories are insane. you had five people get stabbed right at Penn Station and somebody gets stabbed in the fucking eye

where was that just waiting for a was that in New York story? I can't remember somebody gets stabbed in the fucking eye with a knife just stand and they wait for something I don't know some but it's happening all over the place is my point and at what point do you go okay and again Trump I love your administration I love what you're doing but all of it is for not if we don't see some handcuffs and some people fucking doing perp walks and

I mean big name people. Otherwise, it's all the show, too. So when's that going to start happening? And I mean like fucking mayors of blue cities that say, we're not going to deal with ICE, you know. It's not arresting those people. All the fraud that went on in, anybody in jail yet, Minneapolis or Omar? Elon Omar, just her stupid marriage is illegal.

On that, she should be deported. Where's the fuck? What's going on? So, again, if you're white, Go out steal, Rob, do it, see how you're treated. I'm just saying everybody else seems to do it. Whatever, don't pay your taxes. Come up with a protest.

I can't. I'm busy. I have to do a podcast and cut the grass. Huh? I can't even do that. I started that yesterday. The fucking battery. I have an electric lawnmower.

It's all I need. When I was in New York, it took me, like I said, two hours on a sit-down more to cut my property. Here, I have a push mower. It takes me about 20, 26 minutes, I think. Perfect for me. It makes it look like I'm doing something.

And I, and, you know, like an electric, and it's great. The thing I could pick it up with one hand, and it's been great. I've had it for three, four years. But the battery, just replaced it a couple years ago, a four-year warranty,

fucking, I get half, not even half three, cut in the front lawn and it fucking dies on me. Lawn looks all fucked up. Neighbors are looking at me. I go, shut up. This place was a shit hole before I bought it.

You even told me. Anyways, no, they don't do. They actually get a great, I live in a great street. Guy next to me, UPS driver. I call him either Joe Dirt or Kid Rock. Reminds me a Kid Rock. I mean a Southern Georgia boy. Heavy accent.

And I don't know if he owns the house next to me or, or I know he lives. I don't know. But the guy is in his garage all night with the lights on doing shit. And we talked to him. He's fat. I mean, he's just one of those hard, just a Southern boy. He doesn't sleep.

He's like, Trump. I can look over there at four in the morning. I can look up my bed window and I can see like sparks from a soldering. What the fuck is he doing? It's really fucking funny. I love guys like that. He's just fucking, and then he's a UPS driver.

And they tried to can him for some shit. He ended up winning. There was like some case that he had to. Anyways, he's a hard working dude. I like guys like that. That's about all I got. Red Sox suck a bag.

as shit wings. Ugh. At Tampa last night. And zero offense. I think they had three fucking hits. It's unbelievable. They'll put up nine runs than three hits. And again, missing

huge names. But at some point, what a disaster this has turned into so far. Whatever. Hockey tonight for you guys. Don't forget. I'll be on Crowder tomorrow morning.

I'm leaving after the show tonight. So watch me out crowd. Tomorrow morning and Thursday morning. And I have no idea what we'll be talking about, but it'll be good. It's like doing a TV show. There's more production going on and shit. They have a full room of wardrobe and shit like you would at NBC. It's fucking hilarious.

He's got a gym that most people would pay, you know, $1,000 a month to go to. It's right in the studio for him to fuck around. It's awesome. So anyways, let me get to the goddamn thing. Huh? Hockel gets heads up from Homan. It's my idea of alliteration. I get to do a lot of writing on my book, at least.

You know, because I have the days free, while I'm out there in the plane ride. I always say that, but I end up staring at the ceiling. Listening to a Beatles song. Going is it? President Trump's board of Zah, Tom Homan, said Monday their plans have been laid out to flood the Big Apple with more ice agents than you ever seen after he repeatedly warned

Governor Kathy Hockel of an impending surge. You know what he looks like? He looks like an angry Rodney Dangerfield like Dangerfield's cousin. Oh, I'll tell you. I get no respect from the feds. The top Trump administration official doubled down on his threats to flood New York City with U.S. immigration. Oh, ice is that what you mean? Do you still have to print that out just to bug my agents after Hokal and Albany Democrats passed sweeping sanctuary state laws last month.

Last month? Can you imagine that? Last month they just did this? Curbing local cooperation with federal authorities. It's already been proven. That's how it works best. In cities and even fucking, you know what, Minneapolis came around eventually because they were under the spotlight.

They started to cooperate. And it's to say, way to do it. He's, this is, I'm quoting Holman. I made her a promise you're going to see more ice agents than you ever seen in New York City and it's coming all over your face. Homan said during, he also said this about a lot of the rioters. Here he is talking about, and this is totally true, too. Don't forget this. This is not organic grassroots, hate American taxpayers are upset, okay? You're watching a theater company, okay? A national. National theater company that Soros funds and all the other two who hate this country.

And you got to give them one thing. They're fucking relentless. But here is home and talking about them. Look, these are paid protesters. We got facial recognition of people from Portland. They're at Portland riots and many from the Minnesota. This is a well-planned, established thing they're doing. This isn't homegrown.

There's a lot of local people there to protest peacefully. They certainly can do that. But the violence, majority of violence, not all the majorities coming from out of town people. Yes, sir. It's true because the local people that come out, they get families and shit, they got to go back to, you know,

they can't be thrown in jail, right? But these losers, and they are losers in life, you can look at every mugshot, they have nothing but this in there. This makes them feel needed. Somewhere something went wrong in their lives. They're fucking purple-haired.

fucking 19 nose rings, zero tits, fucking meth head, just jerkoffs, who, again, want to belong. They just want to belong, even if it's to try to undermine this country. So fucking, here's why it all looks phony to me. Every time they show whether it's Newark or any major city when the cops are given me and confronted by it, here's why it looks phony to me. and tell me if you agree with me on this. You're going to tell me they couldn't squash that in two seconds because it's not peaceful. They bite these cops.

They throw punches at them. They throw shit at their head. You're going to tell me they can't do what they did in the 50s. Get some German shepherds, some fire hoses. If you want to make it look fun, I want to see some fun. People get knocked over by water cannons. But am I right?

But if you don't want to use that, use the modern day non-lethal shit. Rubber bullets. tase them giant tasers not one-on-ones ones that can knock over a group like 10 pins in a bullying but but do you see what I'm saying they show clips and the cops are going like this and it doesn't look very violent you know I mean other than the the jerks provoking them you're going to tell me you can't and if you can't literally can't squash these groups and make it so they don't want to come out again then what are you going to do if we ever ever invaded I just don't you know I mean

hurt some of these people. Well, they'll get sued. No, they won't. No, they won't. Trump's got their fucking back. Fire hoses. Old school shit. Maybe that's even too old school. You got better stuff now. I always go with flame throwers. That might be a little much. But by the end

that it'll look like a George Floyd rally, if you know what I'm saying. Flame. Come on with me. Does it look like that's kind of almost like slow motion pushing? I don't see, you know, I don't see the feds out there cracking heads. I mean, they're always wrestling with a fat woman. It doesn't look real to me. I got to believe they're more efficient than that.

Tom said, I just reviewed an operational plan. I'm not going to tell you exactly when it's going to happen, but it's coming, Holman said, I'll tell you when it's going to happen. Whenever the Knicks, if they win this that night, they're going to set that motion. Homer said he previously warned Hokel that if ICE can't work with jail officials in New York County,

federal authorities will find other ways to track down targets. That's the type of talk I want to hear. I'll tell you. He added that the lack of local cooperation could spark panic if agents conduct crackdowns and neighborhoods, which is true. It all works very smooth. You get him at the jail. If we can work, here he goes,

with the sheriffs and arrest the bad guy in the safety and security of the jail, That means have the local cops arrest these people like they're supposed to. I love how they just came up with this concept of sanctuary city. That's basically going, we don't have to do it. It's like they made their own jurisdiction. It's like Providence, Rhode Island, when the Gennies had their own, they had their own judiciary.

The judges are all crooked the males. And the safety and security of the jail, that means less teams into the neighborhoods, which causes a lot of, of panic and a lot of problems. He's just saying we can go into the jails after you get them locked up, you know, do the

paperwork and take them out quietly. But if you want to have it mixed up in the street and turn it to hell, which they do, it's bad optics, right? Now we're going to send a whole team to find this person who doesn't want to be found, he says. Give an example of why you should do it

the other way. He added about Hockel, I told her it's safer for the community, it's safer for the officers, it's safer for the aliens to have these cooperating, he can't even say illegal aliens, to have these cooperations with the jails. She signed the legislation anyway saying,

fuck that, we're not doing that. I don't know, maybe he said she'd punch her in her tits. Who's with me? Hey, boys and girls, Dallas has just raised his hand. He likes to punch tits. We've seen it. We vetted him before he hired him, and that was at the top of his rap list.

Tit punching. I'll be doing stand-up apparently in November. That'll be fucking just hilarious. The Rust, I'm going to call it the Rust Tour. November, if you want to call three gigs in a row, a tour. Punchline Atlanta, November 5th, Rivers Casino, Philly, November 6th. Sold Joel's in P.A., I've done many times. Joel's great.

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so I can say what you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us. and don't forget again, Crowder, tomorrow morning and Thursday. Getting on a plane. I don't know which hotel and I bounce around. You know, as you know,

my favorite one, I kind of screwed. Well, I didn't. It was, I remember they asked me to leave the bar for, remember I got a little pushing shoving match with a black manager of a bar? Kid was like half my, you know, he wasn't intimidating.

but he knew who I was and handed me my, you guys know this story, handed me my fucking, I go, how'd you know I was late? He goes, I didn't. I go, why are you giving me? He goes, I want you out of here. And then he made up a whole bunch of shit.

Remember the cops I told you guys this? Were we on Rumble when that happened? We were. Yeah, so you know. So I can't go to that hotel. That was my favorite, of course, because it had a nice restaurants and I switched to another one where they made me,

Remember, I was customer of the fucking week. They gave me the presidential suite with a pool table and whatever. I guess if you show up like, you know, every month for a year, you're a big shot. And then that one was booked the last time. So my wife put me at another one. She's great to find a nice hotel. She put me at another one. And the, I told you, the Stella beers were so cold that were giving me like an ice cream headache.

and that's how I love my I literally my other hotel was open I went to that one for this remember for the Stella I told the lady at the front desk you got a problem with the alcohol she says I go no I just like that anyway so I think I'm at that one again

a lot of time to work on the book no excuses Trump warns Bibby President Trump warned is really Prime Minister Netanyahu that restarting a full-flict war with Tehran could risk losing U.S. support. I told Bibby, you better be very careful what you do because you could be left alone against Iran very soon.

When's the last time an American president talk to fucking Bibby like that? Or anybody that was leading Israel, but it's been him forever. He doesn't look too healthy. They're very pale. When's the last time, though? There's the difference. Has anybody ever? And who knows?

Could it be a show? They could be laughing behind the scenes himself. Good, cop, bad cop, but I don't think so. They like each other, genuinely. And Bibby knows what kind of ally he has in America. He couldn't be doing all the shit without us. And a lot of people hate Trump and the Republic and whatever because of that relationship for a long time, not just, I mean, since long before Trump got in office.

They think we're too cozy. And Bibby actually calls the shots. But Trump had to make that clear. Anyways, Trump's harsh words came over a phone call with Netanyahu after a volley of missiles between Iran and Israel. They just, have you ever seen, I thought the Yankees Red Sox was bad or the Canadians' Maple Leafs. This is a real rivalry. Anyways, it marked the 100th day of this war. Trump said Iran off at a ceasefire with Israel.

which sounds weird to me, provided the president could stop Netanyahu from continuing attacks. They're attacking because of Hezbole, you fox stomach. Hates Jews. Hades Jews. He then dialed the prime minister emphasizing he was close to a deal with Iran and that he wouldn't let Israel ruin it by returning to war. He had business over there, and he didn't want it disturbed, is what he was saying,

which reminded me, like everything else in the world, it's either Sopranos or this movie. And I want those Rosado brothers dead. No. Mote. It's like my grandpa. Now I have business that's important with Hyman Roth. I don't want it disturbed.

Only problem with that clip that I showed you, Hyman Roth would be he's Jewish. But you guys get the idea. Trump has business. Netanyahu ultimately decided to hold more fire after Iran publicly announced it would stop striking Israel. And again, I'll go back to this. Isn't this all silly to be negotiating with these maniacs? Everybody at fourth grade is like, rarely you think, even if you come to some agreement, they're going to hold their word.

You're going to try. It is the silliest thing ever. But you've got to put on a show, I guess, and try. The prime minister did not promise to end strikes on heaven. Hezbollah in Lebanon, noting in a statement that Israel would hold fire on the, and he puts in quotes, Iran front, which you can't blame them. As the Israeli defense forces warned residents of southern Lebanon, they're going to be the only army. Well, I guess we do it too. But Bibi always says, get out of town, because we're going to hit right where you guys live. It's kind of a nice touch

before you melt down a city. To evacuate in anticipation of additional Israeli strikes on Hezbollah of targets. I don't remember ever hearing Hamas or Tehran going, hey, people in Tel Aviv, get out of there. We're going to hit that cafe. Netanyahu for now has refrained from targeting Beirut again, a red line for Iran that preempted Tehran Sunday missile strikes on Israel. That's a red line for them. During the conversation, the Israeli leader emphasized that his country had every right to respond to the attacks and argue that not doing so would weaken deterrence against Iran. He ain't playing. That's why we do like Netanyahu. This guy was a military guy. Whatever. He ain't playing. Those were some tough Jews. Oh, yes. Esty. How funny is this? Esty. Who's Esty? Esty is the woman

that runs the comedy seller in New York City. She's got to be in her 70s now. Still attractive lady. She was a sergeant in the Israeli army. And she said she was in love with Netanyahu when He was young. He was handsome. It's like a war hero. Does she have me laughing so hard describing him, you know? It's a fucking badass. And so was she. How funny is that, Dallas?

What kind of planet we live on? You have a Israeli female sergeant running a comedy club. Could you think of a two personalities that have nothing to do with each other? Oh, my God. I used to be afraid to fucking lie to her. That doesn't happen off. Anyways, let's move on to, don't tell me I can't sit courtside, you motherless fucks. I added that emphasis.

People actually whining about Trump sitting courtside before last night's game three at Madison Square Garden against the Spurs. I don't know if you guys know, it's been over 50 years since the Knicks have won a championship. 1973. I even remember that. I was 11. Dave Bradley, Senator Bradley. Was it Dave Bradley? Or is it Phil Bradley?

Oh, is it Susan Bradley? Maybe is it? I don't know. Anyways, who else? Dave DeBusher. A great team. 73. That's the last time they won one.

And I said to Colin Quinn on the phone yesterday. You know what's who said about this? The Jets. Because the Jets could always go, hey, we're not the only one who wasn't wanting forever. Look at the fucking Nicks. But they can't do that if the Knicks. We know who they're pulling for.

even Whoopi Goldberg, as I said earlier, defended Trump saying anyone who's a Knicks fan should be able to go. Well, tell that to your boy, Stephen A. Smith, the Big Mouth, who have given many chances. I appreciate his gift of gab, but that's all it is. You know, and Disney people, you know,

run mostly by Jewish people. Look at this. We got a fucking minority who's very eloquent, just what we love. You ever watch CSPN now? I mean, I haven't watched it in years. but just flip through it like any give it and stop on a you know during the day it's all talk to NBA today and it's like two Asian woman a Cherokee woman with a full headdress and two black ladies talking basketball and we're supposed to nod that's why they love Stephen A. Smith he knows how to play the game one week you hate him the next week you love them that's called fake controversy and it sells and it works anyways Harris Trump waiting before these idiots who were saying he shouldn't go.

Like a bunch of fans now are saying, this is bullshit because, well, some of it's true. Yes, all these security you got to go through and a president is that some tough shit. Tough shit. He built half your fucking city. He built that city on rock and roll. Song way before your time.

Anyways, here is, and again, the people complaining, weren't even around when this is Trump in the, what is this, 90s or 80s? Not yet because Yulings involved. But here's Trump, and he's never changed. Here he is, it's courtside. How could he put the tickets? He says New York, like Donald Trump, who is a big Knicks fan who joins us now.

Donald, I know you're a Nick fan, so are you disappointed that Kobe's not here? Are you glad he's not here because it ups your chances? Well, I guess you could look at it both ways, but I'd like to see Kobe play. I came here to see my man, Kobe. Kobe is great. And I'm sitting here and I'm sitting. He's always selling. Everybody's great.

Everybody's fantastic. They're tremendous people. Kobe Bryant was a punk ass. Tremendous ball player. And I liked them because he could speak fluent Italian. But I think it ended away it should. Well, I'm a Celtics fan. Don't forget that.

You can put that in there. Fuck him. No, I know you, Kobe fans. But anyways, come on. You can't say that. You're a Knicks fan. I love, I guess he can. But.

Um, he doesn't look that much different. He's just faces filled out there. And, um, go ahead. Look at the guy behind him. Look at fucking, uh, yeah. Yes. Oh, you know who?

Uncle Fester. With glasses. He looks like he's here to kill Trump. Uh, go ahead. And what happened to Kobe? But I guess he had a little problem. Yeah, you got to talk to your friends at the NBA. You're glad your teammates didn't come off the bench this time.

I'm glad we got the week. Fine. Thanks a lot. Let's go back to dig a few. Greg and a lot of defense too because the paces were held scoreless in the last minutes and 41 seconds after they had led 93 to 88 the next score Look at this. How you doing, folks? How you.

How much. It's a great job. Thank for me with us, Don. Thank you. Great game. Have a good time. This is Shaquille O'Neal shoe. Oh, my God.

Right here, which is a serious shoe. Is that a real shoe? That's a real shoe. He took it off after a game and handed it to me. Oh, my God. I carried it like this. Yeah. I guess because you don't really like germs anyway, do you?

No. He carried it like this. Oh my God. He's fucking crazy. Okay, but there's proof that he, you know, of course he's a Knicks fan. He probably redid the garden. Probably did the grout work in the fucking locker room himself. But can you imagine guys like Stephen A. Smith and I guess he got a mixture when they put him on the Jumbotron last night.

the headline said it was way different than at a college football so I was expecting like a just a downpour but it sounded like a mixture and for New York City for it to be like half and half for him right

and a place that blew I think it's actually a good sign but I just love the fact that like he's pretending he's a camera guy does that remind you of anything wasn't he working at McDonald's and the drive-thru? Wasn't he driving a garbage truck?

Guy is a showman. He's Barnum and Bailey. Fucking, what was P.W. P.T. Barnum. F.J. J.D. Martinez. Anyways. I just love the fact he's going to baby. Don't fuck this up. I'm calling the shots.

I just... Anyways, let's move on to a favorite part of the country. Everybody knows you never go full retired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. in our West Coast stupid segment. No, it's not California, folks. There's a lot more dumb than just that. This state's maybe even worse.

A Washington State School District removed testosterone vials from a high school pride display. You guys are proud about the weirdest shit. After administrators determined they had been added without authorization, including some vials that still, contained a small amount of unknown liquid, probably faggy jizz.

Administrators have removed the vials and identified the individuals responsible for adding them without leadership approval. Are we even having this discussion? The world's on fire. Trump's trying to solve the Middle East problem. It's 2,000 years. And you guys, this is where we are. The district did not immediately address why the vials were included in the display or whether they were intended to represent gender transition treatment.

No, they were there for what? It was it a food network display and that was, what are you fucking talking about? On Friday, Washington podcast to Brandy Cruz had said, pull my finger and nobody posted a photo of Pride Month display at Graham Capowson High School. You know, you know, Graham Capows, and he was big in the fag community back in the 90. They mentioned it like it's Baberl that appeared to show a transgender flag in an LGBTQ paper fan. I just had a report on this because as I was reading it, I go, am I living in, am I dead? A flyer that has said June is Pride Month, that's original, as well as a book called Pink, Blue, and You, which describes my sex life in high school.

She was pink. I was blue, if you get my saying. Remember the Catholic girls? You... Eh, any... Ah, I just came up with that. Dallas got it. I hope you guys did. Along with a clear jar that appeared to be testosterone vials. And to that, I say...

Fucking queer! I kid the queers. I know many of them, very funny people. This is when you get... Cuckoo. Oh, my Lord! We were just sent images of the Pride display at Washington's... Graham Capousin

High School Cruz said in a Friday ex post, it contains vials of testosterone injections. And a Friday replied to Cruz's ex post,

Pierce County Sheriff, Keith Swinton. Now you get the sheriff involved. Holy fucking moly, wrote, Pierce County Sheriff's Office will be investigating this. I don't believe you.

You know why? Because you're a sheriff in Washington State and it's a mess. You're not right-wing enough. You look it. That's what's funny about Washington State. It's very liberal and it's politics.

And Seattle is Seattle, right? But there's these patches of, you know what, fucking right wings. That's what they practice Dallas. What is it? Well, the entire eastern, probably three-fourths of the state is red. Is red. Yeah, that's right. Just like Oregon.

Yeah. And they have, and you'll see militias like practicing in the woods and shit. Then you get Seattle where, you know, If you look at somebody wrong, and they have white. I'm on the first time I went to Seattle. I went on stage and I go, you got white homeless people here. What the fuck is their excuse? That got a huge life.

Because it was, even back then, there's white kids. I mean, kids, not old white people poor. Like right out of college, you see them, you know, in New York sometime, whatever. But that's all I could find. I couldn't find like a black homeless guy. I'm not going to give any of them money. I just wanted to make sure I was seeing things straight. Some users took to X to share their kids.

concerned with one writing. This school is five miles from where we used to live in Washington. We would have been at the G.K. campus when my oldest started kindergarten, I saw the writing on the wall eight years ago and took my child all the way to the other coast to get away from it. Absolutely not. They are going after kindergartners with his ideology. That's why Dallas is homeschooling.

And I'm homeschooling. About a couple of girls from Skad. They didn't like their doorroom. They're staying over. It's kind of nice, nothing. Here's a video. I have no idea. Go ahead.

I want to read to you a couple of things from Washington, as you point out, from the gender jamboree lesson, which is for kindergartners. The objective is kids get to identify their own gender, and then the program lists at least three gender. And then the key message of this program is some people are boys, some people are girls, some people are both, and some people are neither. Again, we're talking about kindergartners. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Isn't it a summer break? Aren't they supposed to be out of school? Well, you would know better than me. My boy has been out for a week and a half already. My kids, again, they're seniors in high school. school book.

I mean sophomores it's good. Yeah. Where are we? June? Fucking whatever. Yeah. We used to, when I was a kid, we had to go to June, the middle of June, but we didn't go back

in August either. It was like the middle of September of some shit. And do you remember summers when you were kids? Didn't it feel like it was fucking four years the summer? Huh? As opposed to four minutes now? Again, Dallas. In a month, you're going to be seen. clips of

not just OTAs. All the players will be in camp with the show. I don't get scared of much. But one thing that scares the show, how fast it's going. Not that I'm enjoying life. My mouth is killing me right now and

getting on a plane tonight. I don't need this shit anymore. But it beats you alternative. I think, who knows? People say, oh, is it a better place? Maybe so, who know? Those people, I don't understand. Why is everybody so scared of dying when half of you believe there's a better place?

The fuck. I don't know. It's one of my best bits. You've got to squeeze that into the religion chapter. I think I might have already. Let's move on to some type of shit. Look at this headline. I can't believe.

I don't know who wrote this one. Black Lang's Scumbag Murderer. That was right in New York Times. You believe it? MS now. Huh? MS now. Even better.

Picture of fucking, you know who? Rachel Maddow. jurors and this this story again how many we it's like it really feels like a play doesn't it we'll get a few years respite from this shit george floyd then four years ago by i'll have one of these and back of the 90s you had rodney king get a break from that oh j it's just fucking jurors were visibly shocked as graphic autopsy photos of texas not only that they have a clip I didn't show you guys. Did you see that clip?

They have him. Whoever shot it is like two. I don't think they're looking into a tent. Who shot it? You could only, but you could see him going like this and screaming. I think it was the brother who, the kid who died's brother that was screaming as this guy was stabbing his brother to death.

It was only a quick snippet, but how this is even controversial is beyond me. Anyways, they show graphic. autopsy photos of Texas team Austin Medcalf, including his eviscerated heart was shown during the murder trial of

Carmelo Anthony who avoided his eyes from the grim evidence. In some black communities they don't see a problem with this. Arguing over a seat and one kid stabbing the other to death. I mean they don't see a problem with it because the black guy's doing the stabbing.

This could have easily been a reverse race is anything about. I don't understand. Already it's bubbling. Like, ooh, you know. Some of the jury members gasped and one woman put her hand over her mouth as a picture of Rosie Donald. O'Donnell popped up by accident. She almost threw off, they said, were displayed of Medcaps' body showing a large stab wound in his chest and his punctured heart. The family of the slain 17-year-old left the county courtroom, as you would too, during the gruesome testimony of a medical examiner, which included the disturbing photos. Meanwhile, the 19-year-old punk accused murderer looked down at his lap when the pictures

was shown. Probably, because that's what cowards do. He looks very smart and very intelligent, though, in that picture. You can just see MIT written all over those. Look, his eyebrows and his eyes say this. Huh? permanently. Huh?

And again, anybody who's got an exploding cigar haircut has never done anything worth anything. Ooh, it was an update from the airline. I thought it was problems, but it was just reminding me, which, at my age, medical examiner, Dr. Elizabeth Ventura,

told jurors the knifing left med calf with a gaping two-inch wound and that the knife went so deep it passed the bone of his chest in the right side. side of his heart. There's something wrong with the black man's mine. There's something wrong with his mind.

And where's the controversy? Oh, because the other kid pushed him? Yeah, that's their values. There. Not all of them, I know. Witnesses shot down Carmelo Anthony's self-defense claim. You hear that? Witnesses. Eyewitnesses. Which is enough for me.

Witnesses shot down Carmelo Anthony's self-defense claim in a bombshell testimony Saturday before gruesome snaps of victim Austin Mencav's dead body left jurors horrified. Anthony, and can I just tell you how this is going to turn up? I'm guessing. It's not going to be, and they mentioned

it, I think, in the article. It probably won't be first degree murder because it's not. It's a last minute. He didn't plan to go in. It'll be whatever. It should be second degree, but they'll do something and play it down a manslaughter or some fucking shit, right? And even that won't be enough for the fucking

the left and all the, you know, his lawyer and to say this is racist, you know, the whole fucking, the usual spiel. Anthony allegedly antagonized Medcalf during the fatal April 2025 confrontation at David Kukendahl Stadium, multiple teen witnesses told Collin County, Texas courtroom. That's the lethal force against non-lethal, one 17-year-old Friscoe Memorial High School student, who went to school with Medcaf, told the court. Imagine that kid's going to be a lawyer, but it is. It's lethal versus got a guy with a knife and a guy with nothing. Told the court after proclaiming that Anthony 19 did not act in self-defense.

Of course he didn't. I'm surprised he hasn't, have they used the, he called me the N-word yet? Because that's usually number one on the list. He claimed what he saw totally debunks Anthony's narrative. High school track star Camelo Anthony was asked 15 times to leave the tent for an opposing team but refused to allegedly sparking the deadly stabbing of fellow teen Austin Medcaf. You're a warmie cut sucker, you know that? Anthony, who pleaded not guilty, faces up to life in prison.

No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Here's one of the latest updates to that. They're doing closing arguments. And this fuck's lawyer says this. Austin Medcaf had no legal right to use force to eject Carmelo Anthony from that tent. Then he goes into... That's their defense.

Howard said Anthony had an absolute right to defend himself. If you wait until it's too late to defend yourself, it's meaningless. Think about that. He's cooked. He should be cooked. In a normal world, he's cooked, but in a world where even white people have been brainwashed. And remember, there's no black people in the jury, so that'll come up. I'm sure they'll appeal on that alone.

And my point to that was, oh, so you're admitting if you have, you need black people to be biased on the jury. Because if they weren't biased, they would see it the way everybody else sees it. There's no justification for what this fucking guy did. And the lawyer's, this lawyer is so ignorant. He's trying to use, you know, when cops have to shoot somebody because it's split. second. He's trying to use that as a defense. Think about that. He's also making it sound worse than what it was. Austin Metcalf had no legal right to use force to eject Carmel and Anthony.

He had the right to ask him to leave, but he didn't have any legal right to use force. He pushed him. He pushed him. Which a regional response would be to push back and you have a little fight. There's that argument. He actually had his hand in his bag, they said. and he said, see what happens when what's his name said, you gotta get out of here, you know. He goes, see what happens.

And again, in a normal world, a kid would be in prison for the next fucking 60 years with no parole. But I guarantee it. That's not the world we live in. Some fucking liberal judge, whatever. Anyways, absolutely,

only in America, well, not only in America. It's happening everywhere now. Can you imagine? know what the thing? That kid looks like a straight punk, but he's not. He grew up in like a million dollar house. The family's pretty well off. But what's really sickening is the scum, and you know there'll be white liberals and black people sending them $600,000 to defend this fucking kid the minute it happened, not even knowing the facts. What more do you need to know? Anyways, I'm sick of talking about them. I should move. Where am I going to go? You get attacked

everywhere. A fish story, which is what we just told you. Here's one. We didn't get to yesterday. A surfer has revealed the terrifying moment. He was dragged under water by a shack. Is it me or is Australia have a couple of these every fucking six months? I got to hand it to you guys over there. They are not. I got to believe every beach has been hit at least once in Australia where people surf. He was dragged under water by a shark in Australia, and the simple trick he used to escape with it is what? You know what he did? Oh, Robert Schimel used to have the funniest bit about this.

Something about you're supposed to punch it in the nose. And he goes, yeah, good luck. Something about good luck trying to eat dinner with your stump. I don't know what the fuck it was. Oh, poke him in the eye with your stump. That was the other one. The next time you go. Alejandro says, Dallas, help me.

Satinke. Settinkye. Sereke. Yeah, me and Dallas trans were Chinese. Hello. Aléheerake. 20 was waiting for a wave at Redcliffe.

You don't go to Red Cliff. When Beast grabbed, when Beast, who wrote this? The Russian? When Beast grabbed remote control. Put back in docking station. Grabbed a hold of his of him.

I suddenly felt a hard hit and a strong pull on my foot. The Uruguayan National were called on Facebook. He says a shark had bitten me. Bon Appetit. The animal dragged this guy into the water, becoming tangled in his surfboard leash. I'm guessing he meant the shark got tangled in his leash and dragged them onto. Anyways, if you,

We didn't have footage, so I came up with some shit that I thought. Anyways, it went something like this. I remember looking at my buddy Murph. We saw that a day that came out, and I went to her, him. And this is me in, what, seventh grade? What a waste of tits. You wonder I had trouble in school? She was fucking hot, remember?

She just died, by the way, a couple years ago, of old age. Would be funny, though, if she died of a shark attack. Oh my god, the fucking... Anyways, with only seconds to react, this kid used a straightforward defense to force the shark to release its grip. He said, everything happened incredibly fast. I don't think more than two seconds passed between the bite and my reaction. It pulled me in the water, and my immediate response was to kick it as hard as I could to make it let go. Of course.

So he must have been like standing, right? You can't kick. You can't get a, right? So he did what you do. Never mind. I don't have to make this racial, although it isn't a great way. The tactic worked,

but the force of the struggle snapped his leash. This kid had to swim back to shore. I'm referring to him as this kid. Without his board, unsure if the shark would return. So the shark dragged them a little way. Oh, my God. Holy fuck.

There's a footage. You guys, did I show this on the show? This, I think I did. A guy was it in Greece. He was Russian, but it was in Greece or somewhere like, you remember this? The fucking, just like the movies. Got him from like half his body and was going back and drowned and pulling him under and people watching them.

And took him away. Holy fuck. That's why I just, when I'm hot, I run through a sprinkler. Huh? Yeah. A shark show gets you. Yeah, exactly. Like S&L.

Land shark. One of the greatest sketches of the history of SNO. Finally tonight, I guess. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. And our make me a sandwich tonight to celebrate the United States 250th birthday, which is something you should be proud of. But again, we live in a country where half the people just suck.

Numerous professional sports leagues have featured a USA 250 patch on the game's jerseys of major competitions. And the Super Bowl, Seattle Seahawks and the Patriots had the design embroidered on their jerseys. Currently the Knicks and Spurs are wearing the patch

in the NBA finals this week. I'm surprised nobody's taken a knee. 250 years ago, we would have been breeders or in the fields working all day. Who said that? Oh, just some black bitch from the NWNB.

Yeah, 250 years ago, you would have been working in the field. And that would have been the last, I think that was the last day you guys did any fucking work. No offense, just teasing. You need to shut the fuck up. And you still breed way too much. Not you girls, you're lesbians. However, when it comes to the upcoming WMBA All-Star Game in late July, Las Vegas, aces forward. Brianna Turner. I don't like that you have an Italian name, you hateful bitch,

blasted the idea on her ex-account, calling out the irony of all the USA 250 stuff. Look at her. But look at her. Does she look happy? She's playing basketball for a living. Again, if she grew up in any other country, she should be a janitor because she's a fucking illiterate moron. Look at her. Skow on her face. I'm grateful. Probably grew up on tax pay her money. Fuck you and everything you stand for. And you suck at what you do for a living. So you're overpaid. I know you think you're supposed to get paid like men professional basketball players, but you suck. And you're still bitching. Whoever call for the WMBA All-Star uniforms to have the USA 250 patch should have thought that through, considering no WMBA

players would have been free 250 years ago. Oh my God. You know, you're right. That league sucked back then. Good point, Brianna. Oh, my God. Your ignorance is overflowing like a pot of Chitland. You moron.

The majority wouldn't even have their freedom a hundred years ago. Let me translate that for you. This is what she really sounds like. What folks says about this family I do. I have told you and told you that she can always tell a lady but the way that she's eating front of folks like a bird.

And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Only thing you gobble is snatch. All right. Sportico, whatever the fuck that is. Sounds like a Spanish deodorant. Originally reported that the red, white, and blue patches would make an appearance on the WMBA All-Stars.

Who gives a... Do you understand? If you wanted to hide a USA 250 patch, you'd put it on the WMBA player. Do you understand? If you wanted to keep it from the public, that's where you put it. So don't worry, bitch. Nobody going to see it making appearance on the WMBA All-Star.

They have All-Stars? But after massive backlash in social media, a spokeswoman for the league told USA Today in a statement, like other major sports leagues, we are exploring how best to commemorate the country's 250th anniversary. Nothing has been finalized. Again, a coward's way out of a... How about this?

a big thing of George Washington shaped like a slice of pie right on the WMBA player's crotch. The founding father munching right down there. That's how. And on the back, I don't know,

Thomas Jefferson and, no, then you'll be sitting on them. On here, Jefferson and all the founding fathers, all 48 of them, I can't name three. Ben Franklin. And if you want to throw up, and the guy Carver who invented the peanut butter machine. Put the jiffy thing on you. Go fuck yourself. How's that?

You don't hear that on Hannity that often. Sometimes. That's it, folks. I don't have to tell you, but, oh, I got a cameo waiting for me. I'm glad this came up. Cameo.com, if you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com and fill out the profile thing. I'll do a nicer thing for you.

That's it. Don't forget again. Check me out on Crowder tomorrow morning and on Thursday morning. And so we won't see them until Monday now? Am I doing that right? Yeah, so until then,

you guys think it, I'll say it, very welcome. We'll see you back here on Monday. Have a great rest of the week. Bye. Hi, good night, everybody.