The Nick DiPaolo Show - Horrific Black Hate Crime | Nick Di Paolo Show #1456

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Ballard cancelled, Levin's book and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com

🎵 Are you interested in the real story? Yeah, yeah, boy. Folks, welcome to the show. How are you? Good to be back with you. I was over in Vietnam for two years. That's what it felt like. My mother, I don't know why. You'd think after doing this 36 years, I'd be, I just, I was, I was in Dallas for a couple days, then drove to Buffalo with Tommy, did a gig. with Tommy, did a gig. After that gig, what do we do?

Get up and, I don't even know. I forget. Oh, then what am I saying? I forget. Then the best part of the weekend. Greg Gutfeld in Redding, Pennsylvania. There I am, again, in front of a crowd that should be mine, and is, as my siblings say, and I

go, no. 4,000 people or so, screaming fans, and very funny comics on Jamie Lissow, who's on the show all the time. Joe Mackey, very funny dude. He's always on Gutfeld's show. So I come out, and I know 4,000 people going, why do we know this guy? He's not on Gutfeld because I've been around for 400 years. And I bitch slapped him over the head.

I was talking to Tommy. I go, should I just, you know, I'll go with like some of the easy, not easy, but some of the softer shit, you know. And he goes, no. You're here to fucking slap him. I went, oh, I have to be told that twice. So I went out there and I said, you know, my first thing was how many people here hope that Nancy Pelosi is using Roundup in her garden the last 40? And that gets a murderous laugh. Then I followed it up with Biden. We're going to miss him. You know, you got to admit it.

He's entertaining falling down every year. You know, I said, and I did that thing about it. It must be like watching FDR if he was too proud to use his wheelchair. And that fucking murdered. And then I went into the shit that really makes him laugh. It was fucking, it was great. Went by like this. And then Jimmy Norton goes on after me, who's a, you know, know it's an old pro I wouldn't want to follow me

and Norton just he's an old pro and just a funny fuck and then he killed everybody killed not exaggerating and it was Gutfeld's birthday and what was cool is they had people from Fox News up on the big screen wishing him a happy birthday. Jesse Waters and Dana Perino and everybody. And then who comes on last to say happy birthday? Happy birthday, Greg. Donald Trump here. Good to know you when we had you interview me.

Kind of friends now. Anyway, happy birthday. A lot of birthdays. I'm getting him down slowly. Can you imagine? Fucking my favorite president of all time wishing Gutfeld a happy birthday. Even he was floating on air, you know, Gutfeld was. And so that was a blast. And then right after that show, they were standing at this like little boutique hotel that you would have loved it looked like my wife decorated it with a staircase you know it looked like the 1800s and furniture that looked like you know royalty that red crushed velvet with gold and beautiful it was just I don't get

excited over shit like that I was freaking out how nice it was but me and Tommy had to get on the road right off the show drive halfway to Cleveland because that was like seven hours we stayed in Pittsburgh got up and went the rest of the way, and then I performed, I mean, yeah, we went to Cleveland, and I performed in Cleveland last night at Hilarity's, and that was great, too. My gigs were great. So, quite the weekend. I'm so friggin', I don't sleep on planes usually. Did I point out that's me? Yeah. I was so exhausted.

I'm such a fucking old man. But I get excited. After I kill or whatever, after a show, the adrenaline's still going for me. So I go back to the hotel. I can't pass out. I mean, thank God there's a, you know? So I can't go back. I go back to the hotel. I can't pass out. You know, I mean, thank God this, you know, you porn. What? Cut. I mean, NyQuil. I mean, Adderall. I mean,

what? Anyways, great weekend. I guess we'll move on. I know I'm forgetting all kinds of shit. Oh, yeah, I got monkey pox in my ball sack. Cut. Dallas. And we come in here today and I come in and Dallas' face is three shades of red. He's buried in wires. He's laying under 41 cables going, your mother's box. And every time we leave this place, me and

Dallas on the weekend, we're like, what's in store when we come back on Monday? And we touch fucking nothing. We touch nothing. I think it's the ghost of Raz. Well, one of my former producers. I don't know, but it's just fucking, oh. Anyways, let's start the show. And again, I forget, I feel like I'm forgetting something. The sound of cancellation. Tim Ballard's exit from Operation Underground Railroad, O-U-R, early this year followed an investigation into claims of sexual misconduct involving seven women. First of all, that's when they start investigating. Even if this guy saved a million children.

Oh, he grabbed a tit. Let's hang him. This is the left sticking their nose because this guy actually made a movie that buried all their garbage. So let's, a guy that's doing nothing but good. I don't even know the true story, but I know a guy that might've done some, whatever, playing with girls, women. I know that's all the left needs

because he's only saving kids from being, you know, sold into sex. That's how fucking evil they are. Anyway, seven women, women, seven women with a couple of onions. According to sources with direct knowledge of the organization. I like that. Really? Name the sources. According to sources with direct knowledge. That's left speak talk, by the organization. I like that. Really? Name the sources. According to sources with direct knowledge,

that's left-speak talk, by the way. You know what that means? Some lefty whore heard it from some lefty whore whose husband heard it from a fucking jerk-off. Sources familiar with the situation said that self-styled anti-slavery activist who appears to be preparing for a Senate run invited women to act as his

wife on undercover overseas missions, ostensibly aimed at rescuing, ostensibly, at rescuing victims of sex trafficking. Ostensibly. I mean, that's not really what he was doing. I mean, on the surface, that's what you got, Biggie. That's what that means. Are you fucking kidding me? Rescuing victims of sex trafficking. They should have put traffic sex in, you know. He would have then allegedly, he would then allegedly coerce those women into sharing a bed or showering together, meaning with him, claiming that it was necessary to fool traffickers. You know, I never thought about one in college. And again, I didn't know anything about sex crime. Whatever. You know, any responsibility

on the girls that bedded with him? Did he force them to the bed at gunpoint? Why haven't we heard them complaining first? Or is that how this came about? He pissed one of them off. I can just look at him, tell he's a straight heterosexual man. Anyways, you guys are like, well, you're by a second dick and I don't give a fuck. Ballard, that's him, who was played by Nick DiPaolo in the hit film, Sound of Freescombe. Jim Caviezel, good looking fella seen here in my kitchen with my wife when I came home from a road trip. Motherfucker, what you be doing up in this motherfucker? In the hit film Sound of Freedom, not the sound of music, that's about fags doing river dance,

is said to have sent at least one woman a photo of himself in his underwear, fested with fake tattoo see fake tattoos that's how i know he's not a bad guy uh and to have asked another how far she was willing to go what is seventh grade in the words of a source she replied second base no to save children these sources requested anonymity because they fear of retaliation. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. The total number of women involved is to believe to be higher than seven as that would only account for employees, not contractors or volunteers. One source close to our, OUR,

has detailed knowledge of ballads making sexual advances to a volunteer using methods similar to those he allegedly used with OUR employees. Those methods are also consistent with his conduct towards another woman volunteer

who spoke to, oh, Vice News. The only fucking far left piece of shit. That's like saying. It came from Mother. Mother who? Mother. Mother.

Came straight from MSNBC. Or MSNBC. Or Mother Jones Salon. You know what fella. Keep doing what you're doing. Again. I think we would have heard from the women. They would have went to a big outlet.

You know. Bigger than Vice actually. If this shit went down. He's looking at you kid right bella oh i didn't mean that in a dirty way a dangerous situation uh in response to a detailed request for comment a spokesperson from operation underground rarol told vice news the ballad uh that jesus christ tim ballad resigned from our on june 22nd and 23rd. He has permanently separated from OUR. OUR is dedicated to combating sexual, this is, okay, here comes the politically correct response. You know, they don't mean a word of it, but they have to cover their eyes. Sexual abuse and does not tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination, you know, like everybody else

does by anyone in its organization, even though he's saving children and women. And again, I want to hear it from the women. Our, again, I hate the name, stop with the fucking acronyms, okay? Retained an independent law firm to conduct a comprehensive investigation of all relevant allegations, and OUR continues to assess and improve the governance of the organization

and protocols for its operations. I think there's an easier way to get pussy on the side than trying to save kids all over the planet. To preserve the integrity of its investigation and to protect the... Jesus, did I write all this? The privacy of all persons involved. We will not make any further public comments. All right, enough.

That's on me. Don't ever do that again, Nick. Saving children, blah, blah, blah. Jesus, more? What the fuck was I thinking? Enough. I'm going to let it run. Hey, in the second half of the show,

if I don't fucking run into it with this story, I'll be talking about a hate crime, black on white, naturally, that in a normal world, not even a perfect world, if it was reversed, the races were reversed, if it was white kids running over a black retired cop, there'd be a race war going on. Not rioting, not looting, a fucking race war.

But when it happens the other way around, you know, the media ignores it. Or we'll do a blip on page 11 of it. That should have kicked off a race war. And I'll also be talking about NFL fans literally killing each other now in the stands. And you're like, well, what's that about? You just fucking heard me. They're getting worse than the soccer hooligans we used to make fun of. All this is exclusively on Mug Club.

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I wonder if it's on the New York Times bestseller, because he's had a bunch of those, but I'm sure they found the reason. Amazon's list of bestsellers just days from its release last week, and it should. That is brilliant. The book surpassed high-profile writers for the number one spot, including Oprah's latest self-help book called Fatten Your Ass with Cornmeal.

Fuck, another one who should be hung from her toes. A new novel from Stephen King. Oh, hey, Stephen, you left-wing fucking jerk-off in the cornfields of Maine. You just got bitch-slapped by Mark Levin. As conservative as can be. Okay? Go write a book about... His next book will be about Mark Levin's in the basement murdering children.

And Walter Isaacson's buzzy biography of Elon Musk. I've never wrote anything that was buzzy. What the fuck is that? Levin told Breitbart News in an exclusive comment, This book is like none I've written and none anyone has read. The Democrat Party is an autocratic party that has never, you guys must know this by now, embraced Americanism. And today it's destroying our culture. Yet if you see the polls, oh biden and the neck and neck him and trump and just utter fucking lies utter lies uh anyways he says it's destroying our culture constitution voting system

educational system citizenship law and order and. It is an evil and poisonous party and always has been because they were the party of slavery. I unravel all the lies and propaganda Americans have been fed by the party's press and surrogates for more than a century. Holy shit. Holy, I thought it started in the 60s. And it's leading a revolution to fundamentally transform our country into a one-party tyranny. You hear that, you idiots? Are you interested in the real story? Yeah. How'd it happen? In The Democrat Party Hates America, Levin reveals the radically dangerous Democrat agenda that is upending American life, according to the book's description. Insightful and hard-hitting as ever, Levin proves that since its establishment, the Democrat Party has set out to rewrite history and destroy the foundation

of freedom in America. The description continues. I can't read that word. It's cut off. What's it say? After the word continues? More than a political party. Yeah, that's not on the screen. More than a political party. It is the entity through which Marxism has installed

its philosophy, which is what they did. They infiltrated that and used it. Used, right? They used the system that we've set up to spread their poison. Installed, with the help, again, you couldn't do this without the help of allies in the media. Installed its philosophy and its new revolution. Do you want to call me this?

Huh? what going on? Every legal, legitimate, and appropriate tool and method must be employed in the short and long run, Mr. Levin says, to defeat the Democrat Party. Levin writes, according to an excerpt from the book, the Democrat Party must be resoundingly conquered in the next election, in several elections thereafter, or it will become extremely difficult to undo the damage it is unleashing at a breakneck pace. Yes, sir. He's right on the money there. It's coming so fast. Isn't it? I mean, people just, and then you put on these TV shows and Fox News, America One, pick anyone. And they're like, you believe what the teacher union is? It's a revolution.

They're breaking, they're not following the Constitution. It's a revolution. They're shitting all over that. And again, you fucking, not you guys. Once again, I wish I had a Libs watch. How do you do that? Maybe we should do an episode once a week where I act like I'm a lefty. That ain't gonna work. I'll put on some type of rubber mask. The book will be

released on Tuesday, by the way, folks. September 19th. That's today, isn't it, Dallas? That's today. Go get it. Order it online or whatever. Go get it. What is this 1981 peddle your fucking bike to the bookshop stop off at the soda shop when you're done mark r levin the democrat party hates america i should call my boy chris crane who discovered

mark levin they're very tight he's the one that put me in already on DirecTV, an agent of mine. Navy guy. Right winger. You'd fucking love him. All right. Hey, ooh, the back. I was nervous because I ate and drank kind of like a pig.

Not really. Not like I used to, but yeah, I did a lot of drinking because that's how you make the time go by on the road. Sure, it's one in the afternoon on a Thursday, and I'm on my third margarita by myself, like a big girl. And anyways, so I was kind of nervous. That's Tommy texting me. Let me turn that down. I don't want to fuck the show up.

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You know? But Rob, I got to admit, it was an old auditorium, you know, and it was a beautiful room. I hope this guy Rob keeps it. He was canceled. Very popular Buffalo radio guy. Like, really popular. And he was canceled for making a slight, like, a race joke

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