The Nick DiPaolo Show - Huge DC Pro Israel March | Nick Di Paolo Show #1483

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the Pro-Israel march, Fightin' Words and more! Support the podcast & get a free bottle of Nugenix Total T when you text 231-231 & use the keyword NICK. Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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It's like when you're a hostage and they have you hold up today's paper when they take the picture. Donald Trump seeks mistrial in tainted fraud case. This just happened. Citing judge's overwhelming bias.

I don't know how anybody can deny this. Donald Trump argued that the $250 million civil fraud trial against him is tainted by overwhelming bias by the Manhattan judge deciding his fate as he made a motion for mistrial today. In this case, the evidence of apparent and actual bias is tangible and overwhelming. Trump's lawyers, Clifford Robert and Alina Haber wrote in papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court this morning. Such evidence, Trump, 77, claims the trial has been rife with bias rulings from just Arthur Engeron and has unfairly included co-judging by his principal law clerk, Alison Greenfield. He alleges both the judge and Greenfield have a history of political bias against him, including Judge Enger and sending news articles about the Trump case multiple times in a college alumni newsletter in Greenfield, making political contributions totaling $3,009 to groups that support New York Attorney General Letitia James. How is that not a conflict?

Whose office brought the suit? For example, Angeron allegedly sent articles about the Trump case and an earlier related lawsuit eight times starting on October 2nd, 2020 in a Wheatley School alumni newsletter. The articles were disparaging parties and counsel, including Eric Trump, President Trump, Ms. Haber, newsletter the articles were disparaging parties and council including eric trump president trump miss haba and covering his own decisions in uh derogation the motion claims how do you fucking argue that i mean how can you say that's not true any of that unbelievable and of course leticia

james is making her career she's been sitting in the front smirking by the way the whole time you fat nasty black bitch couldn't have said it better myself matter of fact i did anyways all right uh let's get right to it i I guess. Pro-Israeli march, which is nice to see. Boy, was this refreshing. A large crowd denouncing anti-Semitism and demanding Hamas release of Israeli hostages filled the National Mall and continued for blocks during the March for Israel Tuesday in Washington, D.C.

Look at that. It looks like a meeting at the Federal Reserve. What? Is that some kind? It's a good Jewish funny joke. Israeli President Isaac Herzog addressed the crowd through a live video feed. Despite the thousands of miles separating them, Herzog said they are united to march for the babies, the boys and girls, women and men viciously held hostage by Hamas,

to march for the right of every Jew to live proudly and safely in America, in Israel, and all around the world. The event is believed to be the largest pro-Israel gathering since the William Morris Agency had a meeting. Do they even exist, William Morris? A pro-Israel gathering in the U.S. since Hamas militants inflicted widespread carnage in Israel on October 7th. Slaughtering,

and that's not even a strong enough word, children, kidnapping soldiers, raping, and killing civilians because they're fucking animals. That's all there is to it. Mentally ill fucks. Do them a favor. They want to be martyred.

Let's do it. We'll give those fucking virgins so much work they won't know what hit them. The Department of Homeland Security has deemed the march a level one security event. The highest possible level, when considering national importance, potential threats, and the resources needed to ensure public safety, law enforcement sources said. There has never been a First Amendment event in D.C. that has been designated as a level one event, Harvard told CNN. What does that tell you, folks? They're just expressing their First Amendment right, and they have to have level one security. What does that tell you?

Who the people are who are against everything this country stands for? Those designations are reserved for high profile events such as the Super Bowl, World Series, and a Nick DiPaolo show. Why you? Nothing to see here. Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please.

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and for getting me cut. What, you don't blame me? Yeah, I can't do that. My wife will go, what are you, an idiot? What is that, sending out thirst pictures? Thirst, I'm 61, making people throw up. Anyways. Let's move on.

We got a lot of poo-poo to talk about. In this corner, he's a professional mixed martial artist fighting out of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Did you guys see this clip? People, oh, we shouldn't do that. No, we're not. This is great. Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, Republican, Oklahoma, clip this uh people oh we shouldn't do that we're no we're not this is great senator mark wayne

mullen republican oklahoma nearly came to blows tuesday with teamsters general president sean o'brien who's been trash talking the lawmaker for months on social media mullen began his remarks during a testy senate health education labor and pensions committee hearing why don't you cover a few more subjects in one meeting by reading off a series of mean tweets and other taunts from O'Brien, who's the Teamsta guy, who challenged him to a fight earlier in the year. So the Teamsta guy challenged the Senate to a fight from Oklahoma, and they came face-to-face at a hearing yesterday, and this is what happened. Put him up. Put him up. And they came face to face at a hearing yesterday. And this is what happened. Sir, I wish you was in the truck with me when I was building my plumbing company myself.

And my wife was running the office because I sure remember working pretty hard and long hours. Unlike you. Pretends like he's self-made. What a clown. Fraud. Always has been. Always will be. Quit the tough guy act and these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place, any time. That's the teens to talk to him and tweet.

Sir, this is a time, this is a place. You want to run your mouth, we can be two consenting adults and we can finish it here. Okay, that's fine. Perfect. You want to do it now? I'd love to do it right now. Well, stand your butt up here. Okay, that's fine. Perfect. You want to do it now? I'd love to do it right now. Well, stand your butt up then. Who's standing up? Oh, stop it. Is that your solution?

No, no, sit down. You're a United States senator. Shut up, you Jew. Sit down, please. Can I respond? Hold it. Hold it. If we can't... No, I have the mic. I'm sorry. I'm a Jew. I have the mic. You'll have your time. You'll have your time. No, you can't.

This is a hearing. Always a voice of reason, the old Jew. Let me tell you something. You cowboys, sit the fuck down, you stinky horse. And you, you team still up in... Mullen and O'Brien have been bitterly feuding since at least March when O'Brien knocked Mullen, who owns a plumbing company, during another contentious hearing about unionization. By the way, I put my money on the Oklahoman, okay?

Sorry. Tapes is not no pussies either, but I'm just saying this kid, I think, was sort of grandfathered in. If you watch Hoff, a movie came out 20-something years ago, there was a guy named O'Brien. I'm guessing this is his kid. The guy, second in command to Hoffa was a guy named O'Brien. And I'm guessing this might be his kid. The Oklahoman accused the teamster of trying to intimidate

his employees into unionizing and charged O'Brien was sucking money from workers' paychecks by forcing them to pay dues. Give me the fucking money, you understand? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me?

But the hostilities didn't end there. Hey, John Wayne Mullen, you should get your facts straight because every time you speak in the hearings, you're full of shit, O'Brien posted on X in June. The more you run your mouth, the more you show the American public what a moron you are. An attention-seeking union teamster boss is trying to be punchy, now this is the Oklahoma talking, after our Senate hearing. Okay, I accept your challenge.

MMA fight for charity of our choice, Mullen later told O'Brien on Twitter. September 30th in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I'll give you three days to accept. That fight never came about. Apparently O'Brien, you know. That's how I see it. Anyways, I think it's great.

I love when other countries get into it. Check this out from the Czech Republic. Want to see the definition of a bitch slap? Watch this. Thank you. What's the idea? Watch it's not over. Oh not the ballast.

All right. What's the idea excuse me folks cough button broke in the second half of the show i'm going to be talking about a shocking arrest of a professional athlete um it's very interesting and another female athlete's dreams are dashed by a guy pretending to be a female athlete. It's exclusively on Mug Club, so join now to get it at nickdip.comarini. Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, T-shirts, hoodies, and more. It's yet another way for you to support the show and look sexy at the same time. support the show and look sexy at the same time. You can also get signed copies of my previous specials and all of the Nicker shirts. Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again,

that's nickdip.com. Click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. What am I doing? It's empty. Woke up with a fucking chest call. How does that happen? Well, you're sleeping with horse. No, that was 40 years ago. I'm a Jew. I'm not doing mouth-to-mouth.

I wouldn't ask you to. I don't want to be. You wouldn't be able to. I'm a Jew living on a pension. It's not a plaque or a statue. He did two tours in Afghanistan, and he invented a place called Las Vegas. And that man was Dallas Bridges.

Alrighty, then. Watch the Bruins kick the shit out of a very horrible Buffalo Sabres team. They were supposed to be on the up and go. Bruins is, I think they've lost one game in regulation time. They're actually off to a better start than last. But as we know, we know how those things can end, right? Right, Atlanta Braves fan? It's horrible.

But still very impressive. What else did I want to talk about that happened yesterday? Nothing. Got no life whatsoever. Color commentary. That's the headline. Color commentary. Or Dirty Sanchez is the subtitle Fox Sports NFL analyst

Mark Sanchez is receiving backlash over a comment he made on the broadcast during the Commanders Seahawks game Sunday there must have been eight people watching that's a great matchup Seahawks on bat Commanders I can't figure them out yet. They usually, I'm on them in my pool because they always cover either way. But they sort of stunk it up at the beginning of the year. There's Sanchez himself, known for the running into a guy's ass with his face. With less than four minutes to play in the third quarter, Seattle leading 16-12. This made me laugh like hell. And again, only in this

faggy country could it be fucking controversial. Sanchez said this. You got Brown on Brown crime right up top, but it's just an inside slam. Watch him stem him, get foot to foot,

face to face, and then break off 45 degree angle, straight down. All right. He said Brown on Brown crime. Actually, he's in the moment. Cute little thing, right?

But not in this country where black and brown are somehow considered chronically oppressed. The former NFL quarterback was referring to Seattle cornerback Trey Brown, The former NFL quarterback was referring to Seattle cornerback Trey Brown, seen here defending Washington receiver Diami Brown. Diami, don't we have a picture of these two mamalooks? There they are. You're going to tell me, what are the odds if you looked into their past, they might have a police record? Even though that's got nothing to do with it.

What he said was a cute little pun in a normal world, not in a country that's mentally ill and has a blind spot when it comes to the issue of race. And it has been butchered by one side, the left, so much that nothing, no white man is ever supposed to say anything, whether it's a joke or not. But he's brown, technically. He's brown. Sanchez is technically brown. You could throw that in if you want to play their game. You know? A brown man said it. I mean, black guys can say shit about black people and not get in trouble.

I thought it was hilarious. I sent him a Whitman sampler, Sanchez. I said, have some more brown. True story, everybody. I got to believe these guys have, not that it matters. But come on. It's not like he said black on black crime. Wow, that would have, here's something you'd never hear during an NFL game.

Two guys lining up, Jew on Jew crime. Saul Berkowitz runs a 4-2-40. Anyways, like I said, he was referring to these two guys. And Dimey Brown, who caught a pass from quarterback. Help me out with the black names, folks. D-Y-A-M-I. Quit making up shit. Can I just explain the history of black names?

There's no ethnic history. You know? I understand Washington, Lincoln, named up the presidents, Cook, shit like that. You know, Cornfield. Cornfield?

Got the wrong field, asshole. But I don't... Well, I mean, what's the roots of LaShawn or of Xavius or Trevavius or Tremond? Well, there's none. You make this shit up and when you try to

do natural American names like Anthony, it's Amphrony. It's spelled phonetically. Amphrony. It's spelled phonetically. Amphrony Hardaway. A-N. Literally. Spelled phonetically. And people just go, no, they're just being creative.

No, no, no, no. That was a white nurse who couldn't understand the black mom. I'll fucking bet my money on it. Anyways. I like Trey is a name, by the way. Trey's kind of a... That might be a, weren't there a white movie star named Trey? Named after something you eat on in a prison. Stop it, Nick.

Anyways, Diami Brown there caught a pass from quarterback Sam Howlett, the 44-yard line. Both players are black. Some social media users we call bitches and faggots and real pussies weren't happy with the former pros' choice of words on the broadcast of Seattle's 29-26 victory, which I got that one right. They covered. We have what? Somebody puts it on, like, Twitter. We have what, Mark Sanchez?

This is what I love. I was in a bar here, B&D, and it was when I first started hanging out here, and somebody started talking about my Italian, whatever the fuck. And I go, yeah, I said, I must have black blood in me. And a black guy next to me goes, what's that got to do? I mean, turns his head. In other words, you're not supposed to say anything

if you're white. I go, what's it mean? It means just what I said. I got black blood in me. I'm Italian. And we ended up being friends. He just, nice guy. Hard working guy with glasses. But that's how we met, you know. And then, you know, I sent him a drink.

I sent him a, what are they, some type of cough syrup with Sprite. Grape soda? A touch of grape. I don't want to be too. Robitussin and ginger ale. That's what I sent him. And we hit it off good, but his eagerness, and then he found out that he knew nothing about me.

And that I have two bastard black children. True story, everybody. Anyway, so the person says, describing two African-American football players going head to head as brown on brown crime is crazy, another person wrote. In your world, it's crazy because you're a bitch who has swallowed all this PC horse shit with only two groups, an oppressor

and oppressor, and you live by that fucking motto, and you're a bitch, you're afraid of free speech. The guy goes, I don't care if both their names are brown, that's just insane. No, you're fucking insane, you puss. You can act like a man. What's the matter with you? Yes, what's the matter with you? Why'd you say it? Is it because we're black?

No, you're brown. Get with it, Frank. Anyway, Sanchez joined Fox Sports in July 2021. And nice knowing you. No, as a game analyst. And again, I don't want to hear anything more about equity until you can say shit like that, not cause a firestorm. Hey, folks, for those of you on mug club uh stick around for the

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