The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hunter's Hard Drive | Nick Di Paolo Show #427

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

Hunter Biden gets busted for Ukraine dealings. ACB derails the lying left wing in SCOTUS hearing. Pelosi melts down over a simple question. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 All righty. A true pick into the crowd. How you going, folks? What it is, what it was, what it never be. Anybody see Altuve in the last two nights make the shittiest errors he's ever made and cost his team the game? I have a theory about that real quickly as I digress at the top of the show. I think he wants to be, you know, he was at the heart of the cheating and, you know, the Astros. Everybody hates the Astros.
Starting point is 00:01:04 It almost looks like this is the best way to get sympathy again, to be a sympathetic figure. I don't think I know this is far fetched, but I'm just saying too easy. A fucking made to order double play throws it in there. And then last two nights ago, two of them away. Very odd. I think he's got the yips, which I know about. I couldn't throw a baseball straight. I could throw it 100 miles an hour,
Starting point is 00:01:28 but I had no idea where it was going. What's that got to do with anything? I don't know. I'm just fucking killing time up in here. You know? I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Mm-hmm. You know you want crazy motherfucking WAP, man. Mm-hmm. You know what? I wet my ass with your feelings. All right. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. First of all, again,
Starting point is 00:02:00 before I forget, I want to thank you guys, you people, all of you on Patreon who have continued to support me in the show. As you know, we're getting our balls busted by you know who. I love all my fans, but you guys are the best. You're the lifeblood of the show. You are the glue that has kept this thing going. You are the whatever. And I promise you right here and now that I'm going to keep going as long as I don't have
Starting point is 00:02:27 a heart attack or a stroke. I'm in my late 80s. Last week, I talked about how COVID is being used for political purposes. We all know that's the fucking truth, but I said it. And wouldn't you know,
Starting point is 00:02:38 YouTube decided that protecting the World Health Organization was more important than protecting the truth and protecting freedom of speech. And they shut down my goddamn channel for a week, scolding me like a little boy. Where are we in this country, folks? It's already here.
Starting point is 00:02:55 It's tyranny. They don't even try to hide the fact that shutting down your First Amendment rights, these cocksuckers. They are everything that is wrong with this country right now. That and Altuve's arm. You know what, though? I'm not going to get angry. Whoever wrote this said I'm not going to play the victim. And I'm not.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I've never played a fucking victim in my life. But the fact is they're boning me. So is Twitter and all the other, you know, I'm glad these kids get bullied as kids. I'm going to keep these guys, I should say, I'm going to keep going and I'm going to keep growing. Just like my wife says, after a couple of Viagra, we will do the show right here on Patreon only this week. The next, the next week I'll be announcing, get this, my own platform. It'll be a hundred percent free to the people, get this, my own platform. It'll be 100% free to the people, completely uncensored. And I'm not pulling a Joe Rogan thing here. He didn't, by the way, I'm digressing again, but remember Spotify?
Starting point is 00:03:54 No, where did he go? Spotify? Yeah, they lied to him, I think. But mine will be totally uncensored. And it's going to be a home for comedians who have the balls to tell the truth and viewers who want to hear and see it. So finally, we'll get out beneath this thumb, I guess. Stay tuned for that next week. In the meantime, though, thank you guys again for your support.
Starting point is 00:04:17 You're the ones who make this show happen every day, and that's no bullshit. Come out and see me, too, if I come to a town near you or your moms i know she's cross town nick that's horrible that's faggot stuff you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags midnight cowboy watch it have i ever stared you guys wrong about a movie or a tv show midnight cowboy let's get right to it hey joe biden's in the news uh this time not for saying
Starting point is 00:04:55 anything stupid at least this week this is shit that he said a while back in his son and uh he's a lying cocksucker just like obama and the rest of them. And again, nobody's in cuffs yet, so I wouldn't get too fucking excited about it. But anyways, Hunter Biden discussed leveraging his connection to his father in a bid to boost his pay from a Ukrainian natural gas company, according to an email he sent around the time he joined the firm's uh corporate board we all know about this he wasn't qualified in a lengthy memo this is juicy stuff uh to his then business partner uh devon archer who already sat on uh barisma's board biden repeatedly mentioned my guy in quotes while apparently referring to his dad, Joe Biden.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Aren't they a handsome couple? You're not my dad. You also hear something ugly as fucking literally. You're not my dad. You're not my dad. Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Actually, two good looking guys. Actually, two good looking guys.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Hunter Biden's email to Archer is dated a little more than a week earlier. The announcement of my guy, this is the letter again, upcoming travel should be characterized as part of our advice and thinking. But what he will say and do is out of our hands. Really? You don't control your dad? Because the uh i'll tell you who does aoc now uh hunter biden wrote that on april 13 2014 the email labeled uh from robert biden that's his real name is among a trove of messages documents photos and videos purportedly recovered from a MacBook laptop that a Delaware computer shop owner said somebody brought it in for repair in April of 2019 and never picked it up.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That's my worst nightmare. Oh, goodness gracious, Eloise. And you blew it. You blew it. I wonder who brought it in and left it there. I wonder if he's still alive. I wonder who brought it in and left it there. I wonder if he's still alive. The contact should, this is again in the memo that he wrote, Hunter, the contact should begin now, not after the upcoming visit from my guy. Makes him sound like his life partner. That should include a retainer.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Listen to this. Here's where he gets into the money. Here's the smoking gun. That should include a retainer in the range of $25,000 per month with additional fees where appropriate. We know what this is all about. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me?
Starting point is 00:07:34 I got to come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. For more in-depth work, to go to BSF for our protection. That's another firm they hired. Complete separate from our respective deals regarding board participation. The email to Archer contained 22 bullet points and board the subject lines. TMRW tomorrow, I guess. Right. In memo number 22, bullet point number two. Hunter Biden told Archer buy a cell from from 7-Eleven or CVS tomorrow and I'll do the same.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Don't sound good. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? That does not sound good. Sounds pretty nefarious. I could be wrong. I'm no fucking lawyer. But following the bullet points, Hunter Biden wrote, this could be the break we've been waiting for. If they really are smart enough to understand our long-term value, he's leveraging his dad's power as the vice president. Do you understand? If they are looking into just to use us until the storm passes, then we risk far too much for far too little. He's admitting this is nefarious shit. You get it? The email wrapped up with Hunter Biden saying, we should also find a highly credible and discreet firm. Why discreet?
Starting point is 00:08:53 To perform due diligence and deep information for us on an ongoing basis. Counselor. Counselor. the kind of people that can get us information that's not available through a google search and some phone calls my uh i don't know folks we knew about this shit but that laptop um there's more on this story, OK? A little it gets a little we have pictures and shit again. And this is from another another source. Joe Biden lied about Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:09:34 A smoking gun email. We just told you about obtained by the New York Post shows Biden lied when he said he's never spoken to. He said, I never spoke to my son about his overseas business dealings. Absolute fucking lie. It's a lie. According to an email dated April 17, 2015, Biden, who was then the sitting vice president, excuse me, met in person with Varam Posraskyai, advisor to the board of Burisma. The date of the email is important. The meeting between Posraskyai, fucking Russians. How about Ivan? And the then vice president would have taken place eight months before Biden threatened to withhold U.S. aid from Ukraine unless the country agreed to
Starting point is 00:10:27 fire a prosecutor who was doing what? Looking into Burisma, his son's, the company his son sat on, the board. The prosecutor was fired. In 2018, Biden bragged to the Council on Foreign Relations about how he got the prosecutor fired. You remember? Watch this. I think it was, what, six hours? I look at it. I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
Starting point is 00:10:50 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. Oh, son of a bitch. Got fired. Oh. You're a crumb creep. Son of a bitch. I'm powerful. I blackmailed the motherfuckers. You don't crumb creep. Son of a bitch. I'm powerful. I blackmailed the motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You don't get no aid. If that prosecutor going after my son's company, don't get fired. Meanwhile, they try to impeach Trump over a phone call. Remember? I looked at them and said, I'm leaving in six hours. That's what he just said. What we just showed you. That was Joe.
Starting point is 00:11:27 And damn, son of a bitch, he got fired. So this is not good for the Bidens. But again, does it really matter at this point with all the shit that's coming out? And, you know, he's a filthy little guy. And the investigation into Burisma was shut down. Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to D.C. and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spend some time together. It's really an honor and a pleasure. The smoking gun email from Pozaeski reads, this isn't the first piece of
Starting point is 00:11:58 evidence that proves Joe Biden lied when he claimed I've never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings. It's not the first one. I'm going to tell you, you lied, you sucker! Pretty obvious how all this works, isn't it, folks? There he is looking at a 14-year-old girl's hairdo. But Risma puts Hunter on its board, pays him 50 large a month, even though he has no experience in the energy sector, even though he doesn't speak the language. So that money sure did pay off. Oh boy,
Starting point is 00:12:32 did it ever. Direct access to the vice president of the United States, the very man with the juice to threaten the UK guy if they didn't fire him, look at it to his business, to his son's business. According to Biden himself, that's exactly what he did. He threatened to withhold a billion dollars USAID unless a prosecutor got the fucking hook. OK, so you're a deep doo-doo. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. He's fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're a fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Don't we have some accompanying pictures, Mr. Producer? This is what they found on the laptop. Look at Joe Cool. He's not a dumb guy, but I mean, you know, because we read some of the memo shit. It's pretty heavy stuff. I could never. I didn't go to Yale. But now I'm trying to figure if he just banged the chick or just shot a load on his own stomach.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That's what I look like after I rub one out. Where's my cigarettes? That's him rinsing his dirty balls. He should be wearing sheath underwear. Tell me he's not hung over there. That was me every day in 1986 living in Boston with my buddy Tony. He's checking for lumps, by the way. That cigarette is not going to help. Look at this guy. This was on the laptop left at a place. And the FBI gets a hold of it.
Starting point is 00:14:02 When they want to do good work, they do. Anything else? Look at him. There's a raunchy 12-minute video that appears to show Hunter, who's admittedly struggled with addiction problems, smoking crack, and there's a video of him engaged in a sex act, I guess when he was smoking crack with an unidentified woman. So, but the Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. As well as numerous other sexually explicit images. Well, let's see him.
Starting point is 00:14:39 He's a hunk. How do you leave a fucking I want to know who did that it couldn't have been him unless you know alzheimer's runs in the family maybe uncle joe left it there yeah i'll pick it up on tuesday and then herono calls him and he gets all uh fucking anyways ladies and gentlemen what what else is going in going on in the world uh the amy coney barrett hearings to confirm uh trump's pick the very conservative brilliant woman who went to law school notre dame and whatnot i wasn't doing i didn't touch on this the last couple days because I told Jason
Starting point is 00:15:25 this, who suggested we do, which he was right, but I don't like stories where we really know the ending already. There's no way she's not going to get confirmed. And you can tell by the asinine questions that these evil fucking Democrat, they are, I'm going to show you some clips that'll have you shaking your goddamn. Can you imagine questioning the integrity of a woman who has seven kids, two of them adopted from Haiti, like after the earthquake, one of them learning disabled and her own child born, you know, with Down syndrome. Can you imagine questioning her on anything just on that alone? Can you imagine questioning her on anything?
Starting point is 00:16:05 Just on that alone, I'd make her queen for a day. I don't know what that means. But how about that she does all that shit? You know me, I'm no feminist. I always say this. Who's more busy than a single mom in a commercial? That's been driving me nuts for years. Every commercial, the husband's nowhere to be found.
Starting point is 00:16:24 And it's like, I'm a dentist. I'm a dentist. I'm the baseball coach. They show him playing Little League. I cut the lawn. I do the fucking electricity. I've sailed around the world twice. I make fireworks for my kids. I'm a gynecologist. I know how to work a jackhammer. Fucking, but this broad's damn close. You don't hear that much on the abc news this broad is damn close dems uh no match for acb is how i titled this um you know she was a big you know what a big uh scalia fan and um they were trying to ask her questions lead her into shit that could get her in trouble that's all this is about can you imagine taking a perfectly fine person with great credentials and trying to ask her questions, lead her into shit that could get her in trouble. That's all this is about. Can you imagine taking a perfectly fine person with great credentials and trying to get her on a gutcha?
Starting point is 00:17:10 So they try to lead her into like abortion questions and other giant issues, hoping she'll slip up. And if she does, it could disqualify her. But that's what this is all about. Other than that, they have nothing on her. But she follows the Ginsburg rule. What's that? Well, take a look. Democrats are attacking Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett because she won't promise to support their political agenda. But she is following the Ginsburg rule. It would be injudicious for me to address. I think I have to avoid responding to hypotheticals.
Starting point is 00:17:45 A rule top Democrats support. There is a grand tradition that I support that you can't ask a judge who's nominated for a, or a potential judge who's nominated for a judgeship about a specific case. A rule their standard bearer supports. You not only have a right to choose what you will answer and not answer, but in my view, you should not answer a question of what your view will be. A rule followed by every current Supreme Court justice.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Senator, I can't issue advisory opinions. I can't engage in a question that involves hypocrisy. What's Margaret Cho doing? Democrats attack Judge Barrett. I can't answer a question like that. I can't give you an advisory opinion. I won't answer that question with that degree of specificity. Well, thank you, fucking...
Starting point is 00:18:36 I can't say at this time. Yeah, okay. And they're busting their balls going, well, I'm very unsettled when you can't give me a straight answer. You fucking hypocrite. You son of a bitch. Anyways, what comes up first? Well, naturally, abortion because, you know, she's a Catholic.
Starting point is 00:18:57 And they're so afraid Roe versus Wade's going to get. I've been hearing that shit since I was 18. Out of all the shit going on in the world, it always comes back to the vag. Get over yourselves. Even if it did get overturned. Like, you can't fucking, there's not a million ways to snuff out your kid. You know what I mean? It's easy.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Fall off a trampoline. Your kid's got a seesaw in the back. You have your husband get on one side and just, he jumps off. Bang. Finished. You have your girlfriend fucking hit you in the stomach with a hockey stick. It's easy. What the fuck does that mean?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Anyways, Dianne Feinstein. All the Jew broads always have feminists. What? You know. Gloria Steinem started all this shit. Sarah Silverman. By the way, I'm just fucking joking. You know I like Jewish people.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I defend Israel every day on the show. Well, they're not all Jews. I know. Anyways, here's Feinstein busting my girl's balls, Amy. Do you agree with Justice Scalia's view that Roe was wrongly decided? So, Senator, I do want to be forthright and answer every question so far as I can. I think on that question, you know, I'm going to invoke Justice Kagan's description, which I think is perfectly put. She was in her confirmation hearing. She said that she was not
Starting point is 00:20:33 going to grade precedent or give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. And I think in an area where precedent continues to be pressed and litigated, as is true of Casey, it would be particularly, it would actually be wrong and a violation of the canons for me to do that as a judge. So if I express a view on a precedent one way or another, whether I say I love it or I hate it, it signals to litigants that I might tilt one way or another in a pending case. So on something that is really a major cause with major effect on over half of the population of this country who are women after all oh wow it's it's distressing not to get a straight answer so let me try again do you agree with justice scalia's view that Roe was wrongly decided?
Starting point is 00:21:26 Spit that shit out. Senator, I completely understand why you are asking the question. Amy, please change your voice. It's going through me like a fucking dentist drill, my testicles. God damn it. I love her. Nice eyes. Brilliant.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Go ahead. lover, nice eyes, brilliant. Go ahead. But again, I can't pre-commit or say, yes, I'm going in with some agenda because I'm not. I don't have any agenda. I have no agenda to try to overrule Casey. I have an agenda to stick to the rule of law and decide cases as they come. You get that? She doesn't know nothing about that. You get that? She doesn't know. I don't know nothing about that. She was like Frankie Pentangela when he's being on trial. I don't know. My grandfather and his grandfather, they owned a Planned Parenthood.
Starting point is 00:22:20 They wanted me to say a bunch of shit about Roe Wade. I said, yeah, sure, sure. My life won't be worth a nickel after today. Yeah, sure. Oh, then this he-she from Hawaii, this poi-eating, pineapple-squatting, this fucking Hishi Hirono.
Starting point is 00:22:48 This is the coldest woman on the planet. I don't believe anybody elected this bitch. She was selected. Listen to this insulting I want to I put her ahead, her and Pelosi are neck and neck for my hatred now. Pelosi's
Starting point is 00:23:03 obviously more high profile than this pineapple eater. But listen to this question from this dope. Since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature? It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. That's all that deserved. It is a sick question. Do you see what she's doing here?
Starting point is 00:23:35 It's like got three levels in it. First of all, she's reminding you of cabinet. So in other words, anybody who comes before the court that doesn't she doesn't agree politically, you know, is a potential sexual predator. And she says she has to ask this of everybody. Now, you are a sick fuck. I hope you get caught in the bonsai pipeline when you're surfing someday and it snaps your plastic legs off. Go ahead. Let the bitch talk. Senator Hirono, have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement related to this kind of conduct pause no it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not
Starting point is 00:24:10 that sick that i'm gonna answer it go ahead that's it for that pineapple eater what a miserable piece of work she is uh i don't like her okay uh then we got the next stupidest person remember spartacus cory booker had a spartacus moment during the primaries he like uh most black people obsessed with race it's all they have on their fucking mind and uh nick most but yeah i'm gonna say most let's say 51 okay but listen to this fucking this is arguably this is more insulting than what the pineapple eater just fucking asked go ahead answers the first one um you've already spoken towards issues of racism how you deplore it but i want to just ask you very simply i imagine you'll give me a very short resolute answer um but you condemn white supremacy correct oh my god thank you i'm glad to see that you said that i wish our president uh would say that so resolutely
Starting point is 00:25:18 unequivocally as well all right there's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. He just used that to take a shot at Trump. Can you imagine with all the rioting and Black Lives Matter and all that shit going on? We haven't seen a white supremacist show their face unless you consider the Proud Boys white supremacist, which they're fucking not. Can you imagine having the gall to ask? Look at this evil, typical Northeastern. The guy grew up better than any white person he fucking knows. She should have said, you know what? I don't disavow white supremacy. I really don't. As a matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in how they've acted over the last few months with all the rioting.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I haven't seen any of my friends out there busting heads. What do you think of that, Booker? You fucking pork-eating motherfucker! What kind of people are these, Henry? Oh, God help us. Oh, God help us. Oh, that's cold. Look how dingy those teeth are.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You know, I had asthma as a kid. I had to get fucking shots every Tuesday in both arms for like two years. I'm not kidding you. And it contained a tetracycline, which turned my teeth kind of a gray. Now I've added a layer of coffee and cigarette stains. It looks, my teeth are the color of a rug you'd find in a doghouse. And somebody's back What? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:05 So that's why it's hard to watch this shit, you know? You know, that woman is almost like the perfect person. Oh, Nick, you don't understand. She's a pro-lifer. Well, you've committed 63 million abortions since Roe v. Wade. Can't we give back a little to the other side? Don't you think you've killed enough babies? Huh?
Starting point is 00:27:25 You want some more? These people grind babies up in magic bullets. Make fetus smoothies. Where's that infomercial? Put in a little parsley, a couple of toasts. Jack LaLanne's drinking it with his wife. Speaking of wacky bitches, Nancy Pelosi, I'll tell you, Hillary, apologies. This bitch is ahead of you by a foot now in the fucking ugly, stupid race. At least Hillary knows she's a fucking arch criminal and she's out there mixing it up. This whore hides in the house as the speaker and lets her
Starting point is 00:28:13 district go to shit. And she's just a phony. And she brings up the Bible every once in a while. She is a fucking shapeshifter. Did I say that shapeshifter on stage other than i said she's a shift shaper somebody picked up on i said mind your business anyways did you see nancy pelosi the leathery nipple fucking uh far left lib lose her shit on cnn with wolf blitzer because Wolf Blitzer had the nerve. This woman, I've never seen anybody more intolerant of the other side in my life. Blitzer actually, for the first time in his life, asked some tough questions. By the way, in this clip, Wolf Blitzer, well, he looked this way when he was 17.
Starting point is 00:29:05 This guy has always been old. House Speaker Pelosi, it says Democrat California, thanks. Spied with a Nazi CNN host, the propaganda Joseph Goebbels, Wolf Blitzer, Tuesday evening, calling him a Republican apologist during a heated exchange over the holdup of coronavirus stimulus. As you know, Nancy's holding that shit up, right, folks? You know what's in that thing? It's in my act now. She has stuff in there like money for men to have abortions.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I don't know. I still don't know how that works. I get confused. For a man to have an abortion, is that a guy who's had woman's parts put in him? It is, right? It's the other way around? It's a woman who still has her parts? Oh, yes, you're right. Still has her parts, Toyota parts. They're all covered under warranty. they're all covered under warranty but she pretends to be a guy she cuts her hair like me but she still has a snatch anybody help me why can't you talk like this on real tv be so goddamn funny i'd be so rich but i'm really confused but anyways um it's things like that why pelosi is you know, Wolf Blitzer is like, the people need the money. Pelosi slams Blitzer for having no knowledge on the details of relief proposals as he pressed her on why she wouldn't accept a $1.8 trillion package offered by Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary.
Starting point is 00:30:43 by Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary, a package that is roughly $400 billion less than the relief legislation the House passed earlier this month. So take a look at the... Look at... Just go ahead, watch. It makes me sick to my stomach. It's not everything you want, but there's a lot there. Look at her.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Honest to God. Show us your tits. I can't get over it because Andrew Yang, he's lovely. Ro Khanna, he's lovely. They are not negotiating this situation. They have no idea of the particulars. They have no idea of what the language is here. I didn't come over here to have you.
Starting point is 00:31:21 So you're the apologist for the Obama. Excuse me. Madam Speaker, I'm not an apologist. here to have you. So you're the apologist for the Obama. Excuse me. Madam Speaker, I'm not an apologist. I'm asking you. She can't even get her insults right. She tries. You're an apologist for the Obama administration. Between her and Biden, do they know what what fucking century it is?
Starting point is 00:31:40 Oh, my God. Go ahead. Serious questions because so many people are in desperate need right now. Let me ask you this. When was the last time you spoke with the president about this? I don't speak with the president. Why not call him and say, Mr. President, let's work out a deal. It's not going to be everything you want. It's not going to be everything you want.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Not going to be everything I want. But there are so many Americans right now who are in desperate need. Let's make a deal. Do you get that right? Do you get it right? Pelosi doesn't think CNN is left wing enough or democratic enough. Let that sink into your fucking mushy skulls. You think she's been pampered?
Starting point is 00:32:28 You think she's intolerant? She doesn't think CNN does a good job. She's calling Wolf Blitzer, who is Joseph Goebbels. Who did he blow? Ted Turner that he can't. He's got pictures of Ted Turner putting mice up his ass. That he's been there for 60 years. Hasn't he again shapeshifted?
Starting point is 00:32:46 He hasn't changed. But she calls him a Republican apologist. That's how fucking distorted her mind is. Oh, that dirty cogsucker. Oh, my fucking word. I don't like a little whore and a little piece of trash. Yes, I agree. You know what else?
Starting point is 00:33:10 Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? If that doesn't explain her. But Blitz is like, Americans really need the money right now. Even members of your own caucus, Madam Speaker, want to accept this deal. What is your goddamn problem?
Starting point is 00:33:39 You are correct, sir. Did I show all the clips of her? Oh, we got one more. We got more of this pig face. What I say to you is I don't know why you're always an apologist. And many of your colleagues, apologists for the Republican position. Calling him a Republican apologist. Do you believe it? calling him a Republican apologist.
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Starting point is 00:36:52 you'll get your choice of a shirt and mug. And if you go from the Michael level to the Vito level, you get your choice of a shirt and a mug and Nick DiPaolo hips. I don't understand why we eliminated, Tommy, the Fredo. I came up with this tier thing, by the way. We had a Fredo. We had a Michael, a Sonny, a Vito. I don't understand. The Fredo was the genius of it because that was the lowest tier and nobody wanted to be known as a Fredo. So they jumped to the second tier. And then in comes my genius marketing manager, which he is. I know this is a good reason.
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Starting point is 00:37:51 Enjoy them. Left-wing revolutionary exposed. My boy James O'Keefe at Project Veritas is at it again. Huh? O'Keefe at Project Veritas is at it again. He went undercover and he's talking to this guy who actually works for the Democratic Party in Colorado, who's a left-wing fucking nutbag who loves everything Antifa's doing. I want to know why James O'Keefe is not a household name. Well, I guess it's good that he's not a household name. But he ought to teach the rest of the networks. This is real journalism.
Starting point is 00:38:28 When you have to put on a bulletproof vest when you leave your house. That's a journalist. Not sitting home and fucking taking lines from a blogger and put them in the New York Times. This is a goddamn journalist. And I love what he does. But listen to this creepy guy. And again, this guy works for the Democrat Party in Colorado in some capacity. OK, but he's a he's a he's definitely a fucking left wing nut job.
Starting point is 00:38:53 I don't disagree with everything that he says. I mean, I'm not condoning violence and shit, but he's telling it like it is. like it is you know um both sides are sick of the billionaires and the uh you know the trillionaires who run this world the 0.1 percent and uh but but check it out some of this will put a chill up here 2020 is a political revolution i am going to do everything morally acceptable to win i will lie i will cheat i will steal because that's morally acceptable in this political environment. This is Chris Jaxx from Our Revolution, a radical left 501c4 organization bent on creating a quote political revolution in the United States. Jaxx represents the Democratic Party here in Colorado. And Jaxx says a Biden administration will be used to advance his political objectives.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Who said that? At least he admits it. Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? At least he admits, you know, he said it's politically, in this political environment, it's acceptable to lie, cheat, steal, and shit. Well, more so for the Democrat.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Not saying people on the right don't do it either, but more so the Democrats right now. Come on. Let's not fucking... This guy looks like the guy on the Food Network, Tyler Florence. Go ahead. Or else there will be violence. It's going to take a strategic
Starting point is 00:40:22 hit against the 21% that's in charge. Because that's who it is. It's killing random Nazis in the street, random bootlickers. So you want to do some Versailles shit? You want to do some Antifa shit? You really want to change this country that way with violence? There's only one way to do it.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Pause. He's talking like it's the right causing the violence in the streets. And to some degree, it is those high billionaire tech bucks, you know what I mean, who run the world, who I think are all connected with the World Health Organization. They're all connected, okay? health org they're all connected okay so um and because there's so much income inequality because of these these uh captains of industry i don't know what you call them um but i don't know about the boat lickers and but but he's making it sound like that the right is out there doing violence now too but anyways close to going groups and started just random billionaires start turning them dead. Oh, beautiful.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I mean, Bezos at the top of the list. I do think there needs to be a militant group, and I love Antifa for that reason. I love that there's, you always have to have somebody that's willing to hold up the flag and say, no, this is the line in the sand, and we're the ones holding it. Pause. Do you know how dumb he is? He's so stupid. He's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:41:49 So much stupid. He doesn't realize. And again, my buddy who went undercover in the 80s. I bring him up all the time. Went undercover down in Florida to white supremacist. He doesn't realize this guy is so naive about what the white supremacists have as far as weapons and organization. He's bragging about these little shit groups like Antifa. He has no idea.
Starting point is 00:42:20 And you'll know it when the time comes. But he has no idea what he's up against, him and his anarchists or whatever. You think you're going to draw a line in the sand and hold it? Like my buddy said, they had weapons back in the 80s where they could take on a fucking small country, and now they're way more organized, and everything they predicted back then is happening now.
Starting point is 00:42:46 This guy has no, he thinks his, you know, his little Antifa buddies and George Soros are going to be a match for people that have been, this shit's been boiling for I don't know how many years. It's going to be, go ahead. But they ain't stabbing motherfuckers like they used to.
Starting point is 00:43:04 He liked the unions when they were stabbing motherfuckers like they used to. He liked the unions when they were stabbing motherfuckers. God. He's very naive. I know he sounds all street smart and shit. He has no idea. He goes, we're organizing. We had more clips, but we're organizing. And he's saying they have no idea the establishment, that, you know, how we're organizing.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Do you understand this military guy? We showed one of them on the show, remember? About a month ago, that guy in California that went up to the city council, he was a veteran, and he said, first he said, I'm glad you guys are wearing, I'd wear a mask too if I was doing what you're doing to the people. And he said, we're being good civilians right now, but let me tell you, we're organizing and planning. This is a military vet.
Starting point is 00:43:47 They know how to plan and organize. And it's not going, hey, let's go get drunk and talk about how we're going to bum rush the Trump fucking rally. I'm just saying, I think the guy's underestimating what's coming. Trump trashes a doctor. Are we still calling him a doctor. Everything out of his fucking mouth
Starting point is 00:44:07 has been wrong. This is why I like the president. Trump is going after Anthony Fauci one day after the infectious disease expert blasted the Trump campaign for taking him out of context in an ad. In a Tuesday morning tweet, the president took a pointed shot at Fauci, making a sarcastic reference to a wildly errant first pitch he threw at a Washington Nationals game back in July. I think we have a clip of this. Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Starting point is 00:44:46 All right, cut it. I love how the guy in the PA system. It's the one second that Fauci doesn't want anybody to remember his name. Dr. Anthony Fauci, throwing like a bitch. Infectious disease. He must have an infectious disease in that elbow. Are there any grown men that can throw in this country? Jesus Christ. Anybody? What are y'all, soccer fans? And the people applaud, although that was piped in because in i because it was covid there was nobody they pipe in applause what a p didn't trump uh
Starting point is 00:45:35 trump uh that's what he put in his tweet i guess fucking um he says he tweeted actually tony's pitching arm is far more accurate than his prognostications trump wrote no problem no mess world health organization no longer likes lockdowns. Just came out against just came out against lockdown. Trump was right. This is a president. We saved two million USA lives. Trump's taunt follows Fauci slamming the campaign for quoting him in an ad saying that the administration's response to the pandemic was impressive, right? We have that clip. President Trump is recovering from the coronavirus. It's very brief, just four seconds in a 30-second ad. His statement made in March, and then the Trump ad came out last week. I can't imagine that anybody could be doing more.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Dr. Anthony Fauci is pushing back on the ad saying he did not give consent to be used in an ad supporting President Trump. I approve this message. It's so clear that I'm not a political person and I have never either directly or indirectly endorsed a political candidate and to take a
Starting point is 00:46:41 completely out of context statement and put it in, which is obviously a political campaign ad, I thought was really very disappointing. Doctor. Oh, boy, you. You smoke cocksucker. Fuck you. Clearly not a political person. Anybody want to push back on that? Who were you dog styling? You should have said that at the beginning when Trump had you march out with him every day. And go, look, I don't want to get involved in politics.
Starting point is 00:47:15 I'll just sit back and tell you what to do. Meanwhile, you open magazines, they're doing biographies on them, spreads on Dr. Fauci, you know, sitting by his pool. He loves the celebrity life. Like, by the way, that guy's like 80 years old. Jason, who does he look like? What famous baseball announcer that passed away? I was thinking he kind of looked like Mel Brooks. I didn't know Mel Brooks was a baseball announcer.
Starting point is 00:47:48 How about, holy cow, it's the money store. Looks like Phil Rizzuto. A good looking Rizzuto. One without pandemic. Anyways, he was pissed that Trump used that quote. Trump campaign said they're not pulling it and he can go pull his putt. I couldn't believe they said that despite Fauci's objections. The doctor warned of ramifications
Starting point is 00:48:11 if they were to proceed with another commercial using his words. Well, if you're not political, what are you getting all upset about? What's he threatening Trump? I'd hate to see, I don't know, I'd hate to see Y i don't know i'd hate to see if i could turn her
Starting point is 00:48:27 ankle on that escalator don't say a fucking word to me i'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head hey watch it watch it i'm the president of the united states hey we haven't really talked about feminism in about three minutes, huh? That's when you know there's a lot going on in the world when the feminist whores haven't stuck their beak in. I'm sure they have. But you remember fucking hashtag me too, like peaky, peaky, sexy poo-poo? Hashtag me too. Well, you guys, I don't know if you know your Greek mythology.
Starting point is 00:49:03 I certainly don't. I don't know where I was when they taught that shit. I mean, I know a little, but I didn't have any. I never, I don't remember in high school them offering Greek mythology. I just don't, even in college. I don't know how I missed all this, because when I watched Jeopardy and that shit comes on, you know, I do, I take a 20-minute dump. Yeah. Anyways, a statue of the Greek mythological figure clutching a severed head was unveiled
Starting point is 00:49:34 Tuesday as a tribute to the hashtag Me Too movement near the Manhattan courthouse where rapist Harvey Weinstein was convicted. Oh, the irony. where rapist Harvey Weinstein was convicted. Oh, the irony. Here's a video of the statue, and let's take a look. And Camille gave me this. I like it. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:50:02 You see him on the street. Left and right. You see him on the street Let's get right I like it, yeah, that's right That's a nice figure on that broad. Look at the guy next to him. Anyways, what's this all about? Well, of course. It's about feminism and, you know, all that type of stuff. The guy who built the statue, who carved it out of ivory soap and Krylon,
Starting point is 00:50:39 he said, this is more than a dream. It's unimaginable. I agree. Said Argentine-Italian artist Luciano Agabatti, who re-envisioned the snake haired Medusa. I think I dated her in college. Turning her ancient story on its head, get it? By making her the victor against the hero pursues. Is that what they get when you pursue somebody? is that what they get to when you pursue somebody is that how that came about so what they did was this is how far back feminists want to reach and are upset they reverse the story because in the story pursues chases this bitch down jason why i forget she beat him in bowling or something no it's exactly that what was it ah you know i think he just heard that she was an evil bitch and was like, I'm going to kill you.
Starting point is 00:51:27 I guess you didn't read that chapter. Anyways, it was reverse, right? Pursues cut her head off. But you see, the feminists, like they do with all the commercials and stuff with the husbands, really the moron and the woman's out fixing the transmission, you know, and it's aimed to emasculate. They built this statue, which, you know what? Fuck it. I don't like Harvey Weinstein. So but I'll tell you, if I got drunk and I was living in New York and I'm walking home, I might give that a shot. I thought at first it was Kathy Griffin holding Trump's head, but why make a statue of that?er? It would have a giant cock. A cock. So they have to rewrite history, you know?
Starting point is 00:52:09 You can't handle the truth! They really can't. A thousand pound figure, which will be left in place by the artist for six months. Then what? I like to put it on my porch. He seems to relish in her win as she stands proudly with a solemn gaze. Sword in one hand. Sword.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Sword in one hand. Fly swatter in the other. And the head in another. I wish that was my head she was holding. You get what I'm saying? Yummy, yummy vittles? Who writes this shit? Oh, I do.
Starting point is 00:52:50 A, she was a hooah. Oh, cut it out. B, she was a hooah. She has snakes for hair. Also, I think it's pronounced Perseus. Perseus? Well, thank you. I really don't give two fucks, but I'm glad you said that.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I say Perseus, because like Dr. Seuss is spelled just like... It's true. She is alive after the battle with Perseus, and that is significant, Gabadi said. According to the myth, she should be the one dead and beheaded. That's the most important thing you can say about this sculpture, but also that she has defended her life and set a boundary. It's a good message to you little young girl feminists.
Starting point is 00:53:32 If a guy tries to grab your tits at the movie, cut his head off later. Great message. Is he the artist? Oh, he is? I thought he was just some dumb tourist. According to Greek mythology mythology Medusa was raped by the powerful god Poseidon I know I'm saying that right
Starting point is 00:53:50 I saw the movie you're raping me this is rape this is rape this is rape this is great I'm gonna start you know what I have those audio books once I get through the Illuminati book I'm going to start. You know what? I have those audio books. Once I get through the Illuminati book, I'm going to go into
Starting point is 00:54:06 the Greek mythology. That way I can get through 20 minutes of Jeopardy. So Poseidon gave her a big fucking zing zangler. But instead of Poseidon being punished, Medusus was blamed.
Starting point is 00:54:20 What was this, in Iraq? And turned into a monstrous beast with snakes for hair. What's the matter with that? I wish my hair were that thick. I have spider legs now, as well as a gaze that could turn men into stone. My wife has that. She was exiled and later hunted down by ice. What? Perseus, who then displayed her head on his shield as a trophy.
Starting point is 00:54:47 It's a good message to the young girls out there. Spectators clapped and cheered as Gabbadi uncovered a new symbol of indomitable strength. And meanwhile, two minutes after the story, three homeless guys jerked off on it. Because it is New York. And no, I'm not homeless, if that's what you're asking. I am a funny motherfucker some days. Other days, one-time contributions, folks. I can't thank you enough. This is going to take a little while. I can't thank you enough because again YouTube gave us a little punishment
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Starting point is 00:58:48 It shows that this show has a purpose and people realize that purpose and uh i can't thank you guys enough uh both the the people who contributed nick dip and people sign up at patreon um also you get cameo.com out there too if you want me to roast somebody and yes uh we have a patreon question well jesus jace uh caboni flores what do you think about amy barrett do you think that based on the questions that were asked by the panel she was accused of being a bigot what questions would you ask her love your show thank you caboni flores yes the first answer to the first part of the question uh was she accused of being a big of course she she was. They asked her if she was a white. That's unbelievable. That's how have to do, blow them on camera? Have you sexually assaulted anybody? Can you fucking imagine? What they're doing is basically, those are questions they would have asked Kavanaugh.
Starting point is 00:59:59 So you're right, that's how they called her a bigot, through questioning. What questions would I ask her? What's your height? What's your weight? Do you have a problem doing windows? And what's your favorite position? And would you like, well, how do you like jalapeno poppers, the ones at Applebee's? I would ask her, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:25 She's too smart. I'd say, look, you have a lot of kids. What does that tell you? No, that's what I'd ask her. I'd say, how tight were you with Scalia? And I'd ask, was Ruth Bader Ginsburg really? Were they really friends? Was that all for show?
Starting point is 01:00:45 That's about it. And what her shoe size was Ruth Bader Ginsburg really, were they really friends with that office show? That's about it. And what her shoe size was and her cup size. Important shit. That's it, ladies and gentlemen, for the show today. Thank you so much. You guys think it. I will say it. And we will see you back here tomorrow at the same time.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Have a good rest of the day, everybody. Bye. guitar solo I'm out.

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