The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hunter's Hookers and Blow a Nightmare for Joe | Nick Di Paolo Show #587

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

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Good afternoon, evening, morning, whenever you listen to this. How are you folks? Thanks for showing up. Gotta catch a flight soon, so we're gonna rip right through it. Thank God, Hunter Biden. I mean, he's a chip off the old block. His old man just churns out gaffe after gaffe. This kid is much more exciting with his gaffes. It's always nudity and hookers and shit. That's the last time he had a good night's sleep. That was like seven years ago.

Anyways, this video out there, folks, of him with a hooker. And tell me when I read this story, it doesn't sound familiar to you. Video reported by, reportedly shows a nude Hunter Biden saying another laptop with crazy sex acts was stolen from him. A video clip shows Hunter Biden naked while recounting how he was passed out in a pool when a computer with recordings of him engaged in crazy sex acts was stolen, possibly for blackmail purposes, according to a report on Wednesday. The conversation took place while Biden and an unidentified woman, that would be a pro,

an unidentified woman, that would be a pro, lounged around in the nude after having sex in January 2019. The Daily Mail says, what do you think, it's just a girlfriend? We know what that, we know, it's a hooker, it's a goddamn hooker. He was set up. Anyways, yeah, so we have the grainy footage and this subtitle so you can hear him. This was shot in the after. I don't even know who shot it. Do you, Matthew? No.

I kind of figured that out. Was it the... I think she's a pro, right? All right, let's go to the videotape. I think he's the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys, that were like a little group. I think it was two guys.

Pause. I'll read this if you guys are just listening and not watching at home. Put it back up so I can read it. I think he's the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys, that were like a little, like a group. The dealer and his two guys.

Go ahead. I took them everywhere. Fucking everywhere. Crazy out of my mind shit. The Russian should walk out with a fucking bathing suit on. I think she has a beard. You know, a huge f***ing beard. F***ing.

You know, the Russian was saying something like, huge, like, she walked out with a f***ing bathing suit on. You know. You know What does the computer have to do with it? They have videos of me doing this They have videos of me doing Like a couple of girls Pause

The woman asks What is the On the computer Hunter says they have videos of me doing Crazy fucking sex You know Good for you Hunter Good for you, Hunter. Good for you, baby. Lay the pipe.

Go ahead. How long ago did this happen? You said before you met him. So it would have been out already. The woman says, how long ago did this happen? He says summer, and then she says, well, it would already been put out there. Go ahead.

Go ahead. been put out there. Go ahead. Pause for the people listening who aren't watching. No, no, no. She said they'd already put that out there. And he says, no, no, no. This is where it gets interesting. Because my dad, inaudible, running for president.

He is, he is, he is. This is 2019, right? I talk about it all the time. If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars. Then the woman says, they're trying to blackmail you? No, I make like a gazillion dollars. No, I see.

I can't say. I can't get it back. No, I'm thinking of all kinds of stuff. Give me a percentage of what you get. Yeah, blackmail. In some way, yeah. But no, excuse me. All right.

Yeah, in some way, if he sells them, they're probably talking about TMZ. They're talking about selling it to a, you know, one of those, what do you call them, TV magazines. But he sells them anonymously to, oh, he says to TMZ. Because he sells them. He sells them anonymously to TMZ. Because he sells them. He sells them to TMZ. He sells them to TMZ. So he...

Alright. And then they talk about that he would get a cut of it being sold to TMZ. I just want... There's a million things we can talk about. It's exactly what they tried to pin. Anybody remember the Steele dossier?

The pee-pee, the pee-pee Russian pee-pee movies? Supposedly they had Trump doing. Remember all that? It's unbelievable to me how all the shit they accused Trump of doing, whether it be not fit for president, not smart enough,

not physically fit, a dummy, all the shit that they said about him applies to Biden and his kid. I want you to think for a second if this was Don what you guys have to get from this. This was all buried. This was all buried by the media before the election. Because if people knew that Joe Biden was this compromised because of his son, they would have never voted for him. They buried it. Silicon Valley,

TV, left-wing lib show, buried it all. Especially Zuckerberg and those cocksuckers. And that's why, and he still didn't win, by the way. I can say that because I don't work for Fox or any network. That's all coming out. Don't worry about that. And he still didn't. But if this shit, do you see what I'm saying? I don't even know if it would have, now that I think about it, I don't know if it would

have mattered. They're so goddamn corrupt and people are so stupid who vote the other way that they would have been like, I don't give a fuck. Bill Clinton did coke. He raped a few people. I still like his politics. But they buried it. Now, if that was Don Jr., and they hated Trump the minute he came down the escalator,

you don't think that shit would have been run on a loop on every channel for a year straight? Think about how corrupt that is. Those motherfuckers, they didn't even need Dominion to steal the goddamn election. Unbelievable. Earlier, Biden said the theft took place while he was in a fucking pool, he says. It was a hot tub, actually. And the people he was with wouldn't call an ambulance, according to the newly surfaced video.

You know, loved ones. And somebody stole it during that period of time, he said. Oh, my God. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? What is wrong with you? It's a stupid, stupid, stupid. If the account is accurate, it would mean that Biden, 51, lost as many as three laptop computers. He's like a freshman in college with a drinking problem.

He's lost three computers, including one that he said may have abandoned at a Delaware repair shop. They have abandoned at a Delaware repair shop. And another federal agent reportedly seized from the Massachusetts office of former celebrity psychiatrist Keith Abloh. The Post was not able to independently verify the video clip posted by the Daily Mail. Oh, you couldn't? So what? You're trying to plant the seed in our mind? Here's some audio of the Russian guy who helped set it up.

Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. A tape of Hunter Biden with hooker and two nice tit. Biden said he suspected the crook who stole his computer was one of the three guys that were like a little group, the dealer and his two guys, the dealer and his two guys. Like I took them everywhere. I think I read all this anyways. Biden also appeared to suggest that he might get a percentage of whatever the thief earned by selling this to TMZ. Boy, I guess the painting.

Oh, this is way before he took a painting. The Daily Mail said the clip it posted online is contained on a hard drive copied from the MacBook Pro left at the Delaware repair shop in April 2019. I don't. Wait a minute. Was he filming it? It's on his computer. It sounds like he was making a sex tape and left it on. Oh, he can't be that dumb. You always got to stay. Hunter, let me give you some tips. Holiday Inn Express. Those were the intelligent people's day.

How can you, how can you, when you're such a high profile and you're the son of the vice president at that time or whatever, just going into hotels and aye, aye, aye. I guess you can't stay locked up. But, you know, even the mafia, when they go into a hotel, they have it sweeped first. This guy's fucking, he thinks he's Scorsese. He's filming the shit, putting it out there. I think he's like three porn films behind Jeremy at this point. Anyways, he's a chip off the old blockerini.

And speaking of the old block, our president, Joe Biden. Boy, this was a fucking sad one. Ah, God. Like I said, he does great gaffes. This is entitled, Get Off My Lawn. In Biden's latest bizarre gaffe, the president was filmed returning to the White House after spending time in Wilmington when the agent points for him to follow the sidewalk path into the White House. Of course, he doesn't do that.

I'm staying right here. into the White House. Of course he doesn't do that. I'm staying right here. Instead, Biden is seen following the agent up the lawn like a loyal dog and through the garden into the presidential estate. This is, I made a joke about this, what, a year ago? On this show about him wandering around

trying to get back to the West Wing. Excuse me. I made jokes about this, him being lost in the White House and shit. This is so goddamn sad because you can tell how he's dependent on it, everybody. Now watch, as you see the still here, that's Biden going up the sidewalk, and you can see ahead of him, there's a guy facing him, Secret Service guy, who's going to point to that walkway. He wants him to take a right right there. First of all, that in itself is scary that that guy has to direct him. Seriously, think about that. They got a guy behind him. He's like a loose puppy. They're like, nah, he's going to piss on the rug. So poor Biden, who's just so dependent on everybody,

follows the guy. Instead of taking a right and going right to the doors, watch what happens. He's going to follow this guy. What are we doing? What's going on right now? He should have banged the right. He's following like it's a guy walking his dog.

Poor bastard. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Hello? Hello? Hello? Look, he's going to end up where he's supposed to. Oh, my God. Guys, he's the leader of the free world. And normally,

if the Democrats weren't being run by far left radicals, you know, Reagan had lost his mind for a few months, but it was at the end of his term. We could put up with this. But what's so scary is AOC and the squad and Bernie Sanders, all the other far-left loons, have this guy's ear. Look how easy he is to manipulate. Jesus, you wonder why they're implementing CRT and just passed a $3.5 trillion bill with all kinds of, you know, basically climate change on steroids. And aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. But Donald Trump was unfit.

You, hey, let me ask you a question, Republicans, you dumb motherfuckers. You ever hear of the 25th Amendment? Are you going to bring that up or no? You don't have the balls to do that. That's when you say, you know, a guy's not fit. You got to pluck him out. But they're probably not doing that because we don't want Kamala, Jesus Christ, to win deep shit here. Josh Barnett, an Arizona Republican running for Congress in 2022, tweeted that Biden was lost and clueless.

Well, you must be a detective. tweeted that Biden was lost and clueless. Well, you must be a detective. They literally pointed the walkway out to him and he still went the wrong way, tweeted human events editor Jack Pasebic. The video has left shocked critics of the 78-year-old president once again surmising whether Biden is suffering the effects of COVID. Really, this surmising? I'm drawing a fucking hard conclusion. I did it at the inauguration when I saw him wetting himself. Mamma mia, puppa dia.

This poor prick can't find his way home. So those, you know, he's making a million men, but even when he has a teleprompter, which he always has to have with him, it's like a life alert bracelet for him, the teleprompter. But this is no surprise because we have been, a little compilation, like physical gaffes that we have been watching him commit. Ow, my ass bone.

Please kill me if I get that old. And then who could forget this? Rainy night, he's trying to get to the bus station. Next. How's your rib, Senator? Again! Hey! Oi! Anyhow, it is a scary time, man. It really is.

And the nerve, the nerve for them to project all this on Trump earlier. Unreal. Everybody's bought and paid for, by the way. The whole COVID thing. CDC's in the news. Why are they in the news? They're always in the news. Center for Dumb Clowns, I call it, caught lying.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention adjusted its COVID-19 tracking for the state of Florida on Tuesday as confusion over reporting practices sparked a feud between federal and state authorities. See, the feds don't like Ron DeSantis in Florida because they treat it the way it was intended to be. Each state is like a petri dish of democracy, and they do what they want. After the CDC website showed record high numbers for Sunday, August 8th, the Florida Department of Health barked, accusing the agency of folding several days of new cases into one. So they took a bunch of numbers and said all these cases reported on a Monday or a Tuesday, when it was more than, it was like three days' worth. And if you believe that's an accident, you're retarded. The gap was significant with the CDC initially claiming there were 28,317 new cases on Sunday,

while the Florida Department of Health puts that number at 15,319. And again, you're probably going, that's still a lot. It's a cold. It's like you're telling me 15,000 people got the sniffles and a fever. Oh, my aching stem. Please. Please grow up. Are you interested in the real story?

Yes. On Tuesday, the CDC adjusted its number down to 0. They compromised. It was like a negotiation. Ah, 28, ah, 16, ah, here, 19. Down to 19, 584. After the initial CDC numbers were released, a deluge of negative press directed at Florida. That was why it was intended.

at Florida. That was why it was intended. I had governed a DeSantis and sued, leading the Florida Department of Health and other officials to take to Twitter to decry the error. Error, my fucking ass. Here's a video of who? DeSantis? Oh, yeah, yeah. This is a guy that works with DeSantis saying they would bullshit those numbers. CDC got Florida's numbers wrong. What else did they get wrong?

I mean, it's obvious that Joe Biden and the CDC are just obsessed with my governor, Ron DeSantis. You are correct, sir. And they really are. They really are. And people fall for it. Oh, my God. This is not accurate. Florida follows a CDC guidelines report on cases Monday through Friday

other than holidays. Consequently, each Monday or Tuesday, there'll be two or three days of data reported at a time. But, of course, the CDC put their spin on it, saying these all happen in one day. When data is published, it is attributed evenly to the previous days, the agency tweeted on Monday. Kind of a half-hearted apology.

On Tuesday, the CDC told multiple news outlets that it was working with Florida officials to correct these inaccuracies. You made a fucking mess. These inaccuracies. You made a fucking mess. Clean it up! Oh, my God! Clean it up, you spoiled brat! Clean it up!

We are! That was Ron DeSantis yelling at those people. Tensions have ratcheted up between President Biden and DeSantis over the last few weeks, during which the two leaders have traded barbs over school mask mandates. The president supports the mandates and said Tuesday that the White House was checking, in quotes, if they could be federally enforced as DeSantis has vowed to ban such mandates in his state school system. You know why? He's terrific. Everybody loves this guy and he's making them nervous. He was the best guy around. God damn right.

Somebody asked Biden in a press conference if he could do that, overrule like that, and he goes, I don't think I can. He said he asked somebody. I think it was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the fucking, no, it was Hunter, actually. Well, he was being blown by three Chinese. Horkers. But they're using this you know how they use covet as a pretext to steal the election in my opinion they're also using it for a million purposes um especially this here see all this covet shit is just ushering in

um tyranny if you want to call it government overreach whatever you want to call it dictatorship totalitarianism that's what they use in covid it's a pretext for all that shit especially up in canada canada which is always i don't know what they're thinking they should be following our, I guess they are. Anyways, it's called forgotten password. This guy crossing home from the U.S. to Canada in a taxi at the end of July, Sadi Kadhum, I'll say Kadhum, rolled down the window and pulled out his phone to show the border officer the email confirming his negative COVID-19 test. But as he readied his thumbs to punch in his email password, he froze. These guys will make you nervous, okay?

The Canadian guys, they think they're, it's scary. How do I know that? I've been to Montreal Comedy Festival 10 times. I've had to go through customs every time. One time, I didn't have, one time my manager said, just tell them that you're visiting a friend up there, because they got me on a show, and I wasn't on it officially, because they wanted these people to see me from some network. I wasn't in the festival that year, you know, but they wanted me to go, that's why I said that, and they go, he goes, really? And I'm like yeah it was okay yeah could hear my

heartbeat it was like that midnight what's that movie about the guy that got busted in Turkey with hash anyway so yeah I'm sweating but guy goes really you sure about that I say it like three times then he goes come with me fucking even when I have my papers they make make you nervous, because they're so stern about it, they bring me in the back, and the guy kept asking me, so what do you, who you, you know, he goes, are you sure you're not, I don't know how they found out, I was doing like a guest set, or whatever, and then somebody from the festival, uh, okayed it, or whatever the fuck, I don't know, okayed it or whatever the fuck. I don't know.

But Jesus. So I know how this guy feels. How about when they asked me, and this was in my act at one, and this is true. They asked me for my boarding pass on my phone, or I had a picture of it or whatever, and I was flipping through it, and I thought I stopped on it.

I hand it to the Canadian guy, right, with the fucking hand, and he looks like this. He hands it back to me. I'm naked from the waist up. I'm biting a turkey, like, trying to make my wife laugh. And he didn't even laugh. Ugh. Anyways, this guy couldn't remember his password.

He froze. Try as he might, he couldn't remember it. A forgetful moment that would cost him $6,255 in fines. Fucking. Leave that shit. The officer was on me, the guy said, Cadham said, who works in the construction industry and lives in the Toronto area. He wasn't even letting me leave the taxi, he says. Street and lives in the Toronto area. He wasn't even letting me leave the taxi, he says.

Kadam, who had gone to the United States to attend his daughter's wedding a few days earlier, said he was eventually locked out of his email account and needed to access a computer to verify his identity. He says, if they would have given me two or three minutes to go in the computer, we wouldn't have this issue. Yeah, but they don't want to do that. See, they're little Nazis. They're like Hitler youth. They love the power they have. They love to make you sweat. He says, I'm not a young fellow who knows everything about technology.

So he got nervous. Instead, Kato said he was given two options. Jesus Christ. That's the first one. He could stay at Heidi Fleiss's. That's what it sounded like. Here's the option. He could try to go back to the pharmacy to print out his test result,

which actually wasn't possible because he needed to first show proof of the negative test. You see what they're doing to our lives and Canadians' life? Now out of reach behind email security to reenter the United States. Or he could go home, but be charged the maximum fine under the Quarantine Act, $5,000 plus a victim fine surcharge in costs under the offense. Failure to comply with an order prohibiting or subjecting to any condition the entry into Canada. The total fine would be $6,255. It's just so ridiculous.

Fucking scumbags. Feeling like he had no choice, Kattam accepted the ticket seen by CBC News, plus 14 days of mandatory quarantine despite providing proof he's fully vaccinated through the government's Arrive Can app, which he was still able to access on his phone. Travelers are required to upload their vaccine documents through the app, but not COVID test results. What in fuck? Oh my God. By the way, that isolation period also meant two weeks of lost wages for cattle. The Canada Board of Service Agency said in an email statement, it is unable to comment on specific cases, but that officers have the authority to review, challenge, and confirm travelers' statements.

Fuck you and fuck you. Who's next? That's how they treat you. Unbelievable. Do you guys know what tyranny is? It's coming here i saw a headline right before the show that i was too scared to read out of the national file what's it called it's a i think it's a conservative publication but the government was uh i didn't go i didn't read any further

planning camps for us unvaccinated come Come and get me, motherfuckers. I'll get famous one way or the other. I'm not vaccinated. I'm not getting vaccinated. I'm not stupid. At this point, I'm so stubborn, I'd rather die. My lungs could be filling up

with lemon jello drowning in my own fucking gook and I'm not going to give it. It's the kind of asshole I am. She likes her rigged game, you know. How do you mean? Let's lighten up the story. Let's go to, I think it's Germany. The headline, I like my meat Tinder.

T-I-N-D-E-R. I am a clever motherfucker. A German school teacher allegedly murdered then-Aida's lover to satisfy cannibalistic sexual desires after the two men met on a dating website. Oh, my God. Get out of my room, you sick cunt. He really is. God bless

him. This is par for the course in Germany. They do a lot of sick shit sexually. Seems like everything gets them off but actual sex. It involves, you know, diarrhea and fire hoses and nipple clamps. The 41-year-old suspect, a math and chemistry teacher, identified only as Stefan R. under German privacy laws, yet we can look at his face. He faced trial Tuesday on accusations. He lured Stefan, uh-oh, you never date a guy who has a, Stefan Tragisch, 44, to his apartment. Now tell me, this guy, they should be reversed the roles.

He looks like the psycho, and the other guy looks like a lamb. Look it, who would you guess is the psycho? That's, anyway, Stefan Tragish, 44, that's him, lured him to his apartment in the Berlin suburb of Pankow. He then allegedly murdered the electrical worker, cut up his body with a saw, ate part of the corpse.

He ate part of the corpse. I'll repeat that. He ate part of the corpse. I'll repeat that. He ate part of the corpse. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. And then he hid the

remains. I guess, no doggy bag? He hid the remains throughout the city, according to prosecutors. The accused killed the victim because he sought sexual satisfaction through the killing and wanted... That's how I am. I can't get a nut off unless I'm murdering the batch. ...and wanted to eat parts of the corpse,

the prosecution alleged on the first day of the trial. How would you like to be defending this fucking psycho? Delicious. Thank you. Tragisch vanished on September 6th after taking a cab to the suburb of northern Berlin. The last person to see him alive was the cab driver who dropped him off near Stefan's apartment, according to the Telegraph.

They want to know what happened to their son, a lawyer for the family said. Several weeks later, body parts were discovered in the area, including a torso and thigh bone. You never throw out the bones. You make a nice stock with that. What? Police used

canines to lead them to Stefan's home where they found a saw, an empty freezer with traces of blood and sodium hydroxide, a chemical that can be used to dissolve the remains. So let's just shoot him now. Stefan allegedly made multiple Google searches for terms related to cannibalism and was involved in online cannibal forums, and he loved the Food Network. He looked up Mario Vitale's thigh bone soup. Lawyers for the victim's family allege that Stefan used the name

Master Butcher 79. So he was really trying to hide in plain sight. Master Butcher 79 online. A possible reference to Armin Mews, a computer repairman who was known as the Master Butcher of Rotenberg. This is Germany. Mews, who was dubbed the cannibal of Rotenberg by German media is serving a life sentence after he castrated killed and ate a man he met online

how about some chunky soup a video filmed by the killer appeared to show that he had the victim's consent did you guys just hear that the victim was on film said yeah kill me and eat my cock.

What? That was his last words. If you remember that guy and his victim ate the cock together for dinner. I didn't read that, Matthew. Yeah, that was a while back. But the same thing, I think, some sort of like dating website.

They found each other. Wait a minute. They ate the victim's cock? Yeah, the muse, the old case they're citing, the cannibal of Rottenberg. Yes, now it's ringing a bell. Yeah, they cut off the old case they're citing, the cannibal of Rottenberg. Yes, now it's ringing a bell. Yeah, they cut off the guy's dick. The other guy went upstairs and was bleeding to death in the bathtub while Muse cooked it. And then he came downstairs and they ate the cock together at the dinner table.

Guy must have been hung pretty well, not for two. Christ sake. My killer will starve to death. What the fuck? You know, now that you mention it, I remember that. A guy bleeding out in a tub. God bless Germany. That's a level of horny I can't even relate to.

Speaking of horny, you know who gets me horny? The girl here who says, God is my pimp. Actually, that's what I said. Who am I talking about? This model here, right here, yeah, I'm Billy Iscious. This model is redefining what it means to be holy, posting on OnlyFans. Nita Marie, a self-proclaimed Christian OnlyFans, a Christian Onlyian only only fans model asserts that stripping for strangers online is what god wants me to do she says a she was a whore this is god to me she was a whore i know but you don't have to encourage her i ask god if i should continue stripping off first of all who says stripping off?

I think we get it without the word off. Stripping off and the answer, maybe he's talking about varnish on your old furniture. And the answer was always yes. See, this gives the anti-religion people so much fodder. The Colorado resident, 45. 45, huh? Not bad. She told GM Press, Marie believes it's her divine mission to empower other women to embrace their sexuality. The godly model who has 953,000

followers. Yeah, tits can't get you through life in a pretty face, huh? Jesus Christ almighty. What am I going to have to do? Chest photos? 953,000 followers and earns 1.8 million a year. That's more than some hockey players. She found Christianity after having a dream about Jesus when she was nine years old. Although she was not raised in a religious household, she became more spiritual and tried to, that's why I stay up all night tried to build a relationship with Christ without all the misogyny she said because you know how God is I am like God and God like me I am as large as God he is as small as I he He cannot above me nor I. But he's here for you.

So the ages 17th century. Now show me your tits. That experience helped me seek out Christianity and I built a relationship with Christ on a personal level rather than one. Yeah. You know who's saying Christ? Your parents. Christ, look at them. Rather than one filled with doctrine written by men thousands of years ago, Marie told Jam Press.

Is any woman living by the Bible, really? There's like, what, 12 left? Come on. Marie asserted that Christianity has suppressed women's sexuality. Yeah, as opposed to what, Islam? Where you show your elbow when you're executed? She swallowed the fucking, who would have guessed, a blonde with big tits is a dope. Suppressed women's sexuality from the beginning,

but she believes this is not what God intended. To her, God gave her sexuality as a gift to share with others online, even though God had never heard of Fanzel. Where both parties are consensual, she says. She's giving me a headache. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. She says, I want to let women and men know that there's nothing wrong with embracing their sexuality and being religious, she said.

It all starts with loving yourself. No, you've got to start with loving Jesus first. This is a selfish whore. And trusting that when you have a desire for sex, it's okay and healthy to ask for it. Well, whoever said it wasn't? A couple Amish people and confused Cub Scouts, but come on. Marie told the outlet that her job, as well as her views on sexuality and religion, have led some of her Christian friends and family to shun her and fall out with her. However, because she believes God told her to continue, see how you can talk yourself into anything? She views her role

as a guide to help people have safe and healthy relationships. Sounds like a lot of, and healthy relationship sounds like a lot of what you McCulloch rationalizing have a self and hate healthy relationship with sex and their bodies Christy get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole again God piping it she's writing a book that I've already pre-ordered about religion and sexuality to be published in 2022. The book will help women reclaim their birthright

to enjoy their bodies. You understand, lady, that book was written by Gloria Steinem fucking 51 years ago. Ah, the love of God, help us. Let's roll on, shall we? Make me a sandwich.

Make me a fucking sandwich! Undisputed host, uh, that's a show on, uh, you know what? Sport on fucking ESPN. Undisputed host, Jenny Taff gave Coast, Coast, co-host, slow down Nick, co-host Skip Bayless, who I'm not a big fan of either, although he did predict when Brady went to the Buccaneers that they were going to win the Super Bowl.

Anyway, she gave co-host Skip Bayless the business on Wednesday's episode of Fox Sports 1 show. Like I said yesterday, any time a woman one-ups a guy, it has to become a headline. It's just so hilarious the times we're living in. While discussing HBO's Hard Knocks, which features the Cowboys in its new season, Taft, the woman, took issue with Bayless over his comment about Dallas head coach Mike McCarthy's physical appearance. Do we have a picture of McCarthy? All right. He's a heavy set guy.

That's all you need to know. I don't know if Mike McCarthy's motivational speech in hard knocks was the most inspiring, but criticizing his appearance, this is her talking, I don't know if that's a fair shot for Mike McCarthy. I'm going to leave it at that, Jenny Taft said. When she attempted to move on with the show, Bayless said, thanks, Jenny, appreciate that, to which she reiterated, I don't think it's a fair shot. Bayless hit back with, well, I don't think that's a fair shot, it's a fair shot. Bayless hit back with,

well, I don't think that's a fair shot. Blah, blah, blah. Here's the quick snippet of the woman having the balls because she's so oppressed at ESPN to stick up for herself. And I'm allowed

to have an opinion. Yep. I am allowed to say whatever I want to say on this show as you do too. You're on that show because you're cute.

End of story. You wouldn't know a soccer ball from a tennis racket. Shithead. I'm sorry. I come on too strong. So they had a little fight on air.

And again, you know, I don't think it was that major. What we've got here is failure to communicate. I am here. I have things to say. There you go. Shut up. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up. Shut up.

Is everyone who's ever coached as fit as you, Skip? She asked. Oh, she wasn't going to rag at it. I don't think. She's riding that cotton pony. I don't think that's a that cotton pony i don't think that's a fair shot whatsoever she said i've actually had plenty of coaches that have not had the perfect ideal physique including my college coach uh she played uh whatever the fuck lacrosse

or something so i don't think uh that's a fair shot who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. Make us a sandwich. Bayless explained his opinions about McCarthy's appearance were fueled by personal preference, and therefore, I wouldn't want McCarthy to be my head coach. And I see his point. You see, that's what happened. You bring women into a guy's game. See, that's called sensitivity, what she's showing there. We don't do that for the most part.

If she was a male co-host, they would have been giggling and made jiggly tit jokes about McCarthy. But she, you know, saw somebody's feelings getting hurt. Anyways, let's end it. Oh, this is kind of Canada related, although he's

gone. Alec Trebek. Answer. These are the most useless scumbags on the planet. Who are virtue signalers on social media? You are correct. News broke on Wednesday that after a long and exhaustive search for the new host of the iconic game show, its executive producer, Mike Richards, Mike Richards got the job.

And actress Mayim Bialik, who's Blossom, remember her? Both scored the coveted job. Boy, how did Richards get it? How did he? He's the executive producer for the last thousand years. Boy, how did Richards get it? How did he? Hmm, he's the executive producer for the last thousand years. I wonder how he did it. How is that fair? With Richards in the Daily Hosting seat and Bialik helming spinoff iterations.

What kind of spinoffs? But fans aren't happy with the two taking over for the late Alex Trebek. Can you imagine being upset about this? How empty is your goddamn life? Shut it. Shut up. The Big Bang Theory star, 45, tweeted out a response to the news.

It's true. Been waiting a long time to tell you all. Really, really honored and astounded and excited for this. It's beyond anything I ever imagined could happen. Because I'm as ugly as a stump fence and I don't know. That usually doesn't fly in Hollywood. Viewers are hoping that the new host would be fan favorite LeVar Burton, who guest hosted the quiz show on July 26th.

Here comes the virtue signaling. That's why I'm doing this story. It's not about the content. I don't give a fuck who's hosting it. It's just that the people on Twitter, you gotta, hey, we like black people. Megan McCain disappointedly tweeted, why couldn't they just give it to at LeVar Burton? Like literally everyone on the planet wanted. Oh, would you take a poll, chubby? Oscar-winning filmmaker Matthew A. Cherry interjected, rest in peace, Jeopardy! was fun while it lasted. Another fan said, after all that, the Jeopardy! executive producer, exactly, chose himself. Laugh out loud. Selma director, I can't see who's waving. First of all, they're weighing in on this to let you know they watch Jeopardy,

which means, you know, they're smart. Selma director Ava DuVernay posted Schitt's Creek meme and wrote, me trying to create a show right in this moment for LeVar Burton to host and make an international hit. That was about as funny as bone cancer and a baby. Other fans chimed in with their thoughts on the new host. I'm glad to see Mayim Blylik, but definitely was on Team LeVar Burton. In other words, I'm glad to see the woman get it, and I definitely wanted a black guy get

it, but not that fucking white guy. They are the worst. Haven't you been following? The two of them would have been great together, one user journalist jamal jordan i wonder what color he is also known in the twitter sphere as lil uzi hurt if that doesn't clear it up for you added jeopardy all capitals jeopardy chose two hosts and neither is named lavar burton yeah we get it brother man and then he said why the fuck would they not give the job to lavar burton he wanted it the audience wanted it instead we get random producer and blossom oh that that's another person that whined jesus christ folks how empty are you another fan reiterated i was genuinely excited when i thought that that lever, lever, it says in the article,

it says now it's a lever Burton. Pull that lever was going to be the new host. And now I am genuinely disappointed because I really like black people more than white people. They're just better. Not that I could even watch the show outside the US, but I just think LeVar Burton should host star and everything. Who gives a fuck?

You don't even watch the show. And I was a LeVar Burton fan. I'm that old. I remember him and Roots. And he was great. And then I'd see him on talk shows at Tonight Show. Actually a big fan. But no, I want a white pointy-headed.

I wanted Ken Jennings, who won like $72 trillion on that show. Was on it. Fucking, they should have given it to him. He's been on that show more than Trebek was. That is it, folks. That is it for today. That is it for the week. I got to catch a plane real soon to head up to the Coho's Music Hall up by Albany, New York. I'll be there tomorrow night. So please, if you're in the area, I think they're going to make the audience wear masks. I get a feeling I'm going to get in trouble tomorrow night.

Somebody might call the cops on me. I just have this feeling. I mean, I'm banned from churches. I can't give eulogies. I'm in my home state now. So it happens. Anyways, that is it. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com.

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That is it for the week. I appreciate your attendance once again. You guys, thank you, and I will say you're very welcome. I'll see you back here on Monday. Have a good day and a good weekend. guitar solo We'll see you next time.