The Nick DiPaolo Show - ICE Detains 11 Bad Iranians | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1756

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Biden’s Iranian Terrorists in the US, Another Failed Impeachment, Alligator Alcatraz, No-Go Zones Coming Soon to NYC, A Murder Indictment and Liver Die! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing What's the idea? Get upstairs. But there's no upstairs. Folks how are you? Welcome to the show. Filthy Wednesday 6pm Eastern Time. Anyways live line up you gotta, there it is. Don't miss this.

You can get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson who just he leads into my show, sends me a bunch of his guys thank thank you very much, and all the other shows that you saw scroll by from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time right here on Rumble. Today I'll be talking about spatulas, plastic hips, and fake titties. Who's with me? Hey. Now I'll be talking about, you know, the country riddled with terrorists, you know, because Jerichoff, Joe, or whoever was running the show, let them all in intentionally. Yet you people still, not you people, there's still people in this country that vote Democrat. And you know, some of the douchebags in the Democrat Party want to impeach Trump for being

the greatest president ever. I guess That's their only solution. It's embarrassing what he's doing to you. He's fucking leaving trademarks on your face But guess what even some of the dems said we're not We're not doing that Uh, so they're split which is nice and they have a new idea to where to put these Illegals when we uh catch we catch them and they call it alligator Alcatraz so that'll be interesting and pretty soon New York City you can enjoy Sharia law and no-go zones we'll talk about that primary for

mayor just when you thought in New York could get any further left and you know my theory already I don't even believe those things I believe is a bigger I'll get to it who gives a shit Red Sox loss good night crocheted the best pitcher with the worst name in baseball he is he's leads the league in strikeouts his eRA was 2.2 well going into last night and he throws seven innings of shuttle ball three hit shuttle ball 10 or 11 strikeouts to add to his league leading strike.

I mean just he's done this every time for us and it's one nothing going into like the eighth inning and we blow it give up a run bullpen comes in they give up a run they tie it I'm like that's it we're fucked we're not going to win this. And then I think we got a run. We did. We got one in the top of the 10th. We give up a two-run home in the bottom of the 10th, dropped our fourth in a row. I know you guys, again, whatever. I'm just saying, all the, they're so young. It doesn't really bother, they lead the league and lose in one run games by a mile and i'm just saying that sort of a symptom of a very young team because they make mistakes mental mistakes

that cost them later on in the game but they're going to be trust me folks caught me on this they're going to be scary the next couple years these fucking young kids is my cello mayor he's got this swagger about he just walks around like he's bored with the game he looks like a baseball player Roman Anthony who's only hitting 120 something but they're not saying how he's already walked out on how many times because he's got a great eye and he's line balls last night line when the shortstop one hop it was going I don't know what it was off the bat he hits the ball right at people a thousand miles an hour. He's gonna be frightening. He's 21 years old and

Then you got right. Anyways, let's talk about the Milwaukee Brewers. Now. There's a fine organization I'm just saying this are you as Tony soprano said life's just a series of distractions till you die You know, he goes you eat some food you go to Italy you lift some weights How good you know what's scary about that quote is he died in Italy I Almost cried when I heard that I was at Caroline's in the green room waiting to go on I was I went in something about Caroline's I was there when somebody told me Bill Hicks was dying too right before before TV taping, the girl Jocelyn, I remember the man that comes up and whispers in my ear, I'm waiting to go on TV, Bill Hicks just died. Thank you. There's Nick DePallo.

So don't do that location anymore? Well, I don't know. Rosie O'Donnell, maybe I'll work with her there. Have her open for me. Why does her face keep popping up on the feed? And she's getting uglier with each pound loss. She looks like an Irish cop from the 60s in Boston now. Fucking veiny nose, shitty glasses. What a depressing, she makes Lori Lightfoot like a ray of sunshine.

Those two ought to get a room and create a rain cloud. Fucking, God are they horrendously depressing. ray of sunshine. Those two ought to get a room and create a rain cloud. Fucking god are they horrendously depressing. Oh my aching stem. So anyways Trump's flow to some natal thing this guy is a can you imagine at one point the Dems are trying to saying he wasn't fit to be president? You're right he was fit to be Superman. I'm hoping this holds, this ceasefire thing. Somebody said in the headline yesterday, Trump nominated Nobel Prize, but it was like one senator from Georgia who put his name in. Is that how it works?

Fucking nominate me. Huh? Let's put his name in. Oh, Trump's name? Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, we could do that, but we're not we're not senators We don't pull much weight up there. I could talk to his son Don Don I got a producer who's a military guy. He wants to

nominate your dad Best ever So, I don't know I thought I had something else before I get going here Maybe I'm just procrastinating you guys melting out there in the Sun Hate to bring up the weather, but I saw this clip. I was gonna put it on the show that I said fuck it In was it Missouri? Roads were buckling yesterday from the heat. I Don't know why I didn't that's the clip I left on my phone

I don't know why I didn't that's the clip I left on my phone Fucking roads were buckling from the heat and they're showing cars coming down this not a highway But like a access road at about 4550 Yeah airborne one of them went airborne. I guess you can't really see it. You can't see the rise in the road from the heat And then cars in China that we do put that up the other day when they were getting that bubble They look pregnant the cars. There's a vinyl wrap that they put around the The cars to protect like the paint. I don't mean like a boat tarp that you throw over I'm talking it's like under above just above the you can't see it and The fucking it bubbles up from the heat. I mean like a big bubble where you couldn't see it and the fucking it bubbles up from the heat.

I mean like a big bubble where you couldn't see out of the windshield, bunch of pregnant cars up. Only in Ching Flotting. Okay, let's get to it. Thanks to Biden, terrorists be hiding. That's right, that was right from James Joyce's cousin, Louis Joyce, immigration agents called from James Joyce's cousin, Louis Joyce. Immigration agents called 11 scummy, dirty, filthy, illegal Iranian migrants.

There they are. I can smell them through the screen, each and every one of them. Look at them. The guy in the middle at the bottom row doesn't belong there. He looks like every kid that opens for me in Milwaukee. The rest of them, I can smell hummus on their breath. Immigration agents called 11 douchebag migrants, Iranians, including suspected terrorists.

And again, there's no Dems watching this show, but we can thank you for that. Over the weekend, in eight states, as the Border Patrol warned of possible sleeper cells in the United States. We know that. And again, we were saying this way before Mr. Trump put an end to the horse shit over there.

The Dems are already trying to pin it on him, you know, um, immigration and customs enforcement. Uh, could you just call it ice in the article? You suck bags. Uh, nabbed former Islamic Revolutionary Guard, and once in a while he filled in at Tackle and Center. Mehran Makari, he's a good one. The Raiders had him for a while.

Came out of Texas Tech. He was overstayed his visa. Look at this guy. If you were going to draw a fucking terrorist from the Middle East, look at him. Anyways, he was a former member of the Revolutionary Guard Corps. That's their, you know, that's their fucking highest echelon, right? That's Mehran Makari Sahil, who has admitted, who has admitted, quote unquote, in connections to the Iran- Iran back terrorist group Hezbollah. People say Hezbollah, the real people say Hezbollah. I say dirty filthy dirty people

according to CBS News so it must be true. So anyways when they called him he said this see that didn't help. They said you have a right to remain silent and he went didn't help they said you have a right to it you have a right to remain silent anyone and they said get in the car fuck face he was busted near st. Paul Minnesota where else it's like little Mogadishu over there where else you're gonna hide out Minnesota they welcome you there that Ellison guy remember the black guy Ellison he's I don't know what he is used to be governor or whatever he's a Muslim he took he got sworn in as senator or congressman on the Koran. So enjoy Minnesota.

Go to the, yeah, there won't be anything blowing up at the Mall of America. Yousef, then you get Yousef Herodino over here. He actually fixed a sink in my house about a year ago. I don't, look at this thug whose name appears on the terrorist watch list. He was arrested by ICE outside of Jackson, Mississippi. The hell? Wait a minute. That's what's creepy. That's how you know. That's how you know they're up to something. Because if you came over here

just wanting to live here, are you gonna to pick Jackson, Mississippi? Well, Nick, you don't know that it's not nice. Yeah, I do. It's in Mississippi. I'm sorry. I'm sure there's beautiful parks, but you don't go there if you're Iranian. Well, I like crawfish. Get the fuck out of here.

Feds discovered that Meherindo lied on a visa application after he had already been living in the country illegally for eight years. So he came in probably under Trump or even before that ICE agents also arrested Rivar Karmie. Now this guy utility shortstop for the Mets a couple years ago. Look at this guy. This is the last face. This is the last thing the guys at canna Fitzgerald saw out the window It's a 911 job if you didn't get it go shit you had Anyways, that's yeah ribbock army and northern. Oh, he's in northern, Alabama. You know all the places that have a

All the cities are jacks, Mississippi northern Alabama that have a, you know, an up and coming Middle Easton. Right. Well, Northern Alabama also has Redstone Arsenal, which is a pretty, it's a pretty significant helicopter training facility and strange pilots. There's also a big NASA presence up there in Huntsville. Well, I know that right across across from the comedy club, that rocket. I took a picture of it and they arrested me.

In northern Alabama. Oh, there you go. But after, come on, we busted him with cropper planes. They think they're going to pull that shit? They will. That's interesting. Good point. And found he was carrying an irani iranian army id card that

revealed he was a sniper between twenty eighteen and twenty twenty one so let me remind you again you assholes at protest trump every weekend and all that shit about ice what you're doing is saying these people are fine that's basically can't amount to what you're doing. May they hit your family and not mine. Oh, Nick, don't say that. Oh, suck it.

Carmy, nice name, entered the U.S. in October 2024 on a K-1 visa for immigrants who are engaged to American citizens. He married a midget woman out of Tennessee, flo-tits, ma-goo. Five of the 11 Iranians swept up by ICE had previous criminal convictions. Are you listening out there, anybody? That included grand larceny and drug and firearm possession. Yeah, but they're just picking oranges and working at Home Depot.

Well those would be the Latinos. I know, but they're all mixed in. And I don't have a problem with scooping up the low-hanging fruit either. You either believe, I love people who go, they said they were going to go after the worst of the worst. You grab anybody here illegally, whether it's the Home Depot or the fucking guy serving you a Dairy Queen Under secretary gnome seen here in my bedroom Yes

She wants to be a movie star. That's what she wants. I Want to like I'm a fan because I know it but but I don't know I'd rather see an ugly guy like Holman this is like Charlie Angel shit girls head to their Home Depot in Sacramento under secretary numb laid Nick DePaulo with a smile on his face good night everybody DHS has identified and arrested known or suspected terrorists and violent extremists that illegally entered this country came in through President Joe Biden's fraudulent parole programs or otherwise. That's what Miss Noem said on a post on X. She said, we have been saying we are getting the worst of the worst out and we are. We don't wait until a military operation to execute.

We proactively, like my body spray, deliver on President Trump's mandate to secure the homeland, she said. Under the Biden administration, more than 700 greasy, smelly Iranian migrants crossed the border illegally, were released into the United States like wild bunnies into the forest.

Look at shithead there. Look at him. What are we doing? What's going on right now? I'll tell you what's going on, you fuckface. Look at him. I can't wait to fucking hear he passed away. Not peacefully.

I hope they go, we went into his room and there was shit and blood all over the ceiling and shit was tipped over. Empty insore bottles, he had shit all over the rug, false teeth. That's what I want to hear, not peacefully. Nick, don't say that, oh, suck it. Over the past four years, thousands of Iranian nationals have been documented entering the United States illegally and countless more were likely in the known and unknown gotaways. Thank you Mr. Biden. And again, I'm blaming you Joe, but you know, we know you had, you didn't even know. They put Joe in his pajamas at 430, turned on fucking, you

know, MacGyver reruns and he diddled himself. When's Matlock coming on? I like Matlock. How about murder she shit? Just a... So remember that folks and I'll keep saying that because something bad is going to happen. I hope you're not there. I hope I'm not there. I hope my friends and family's out there. But that is a good sign. Let's give some props to ICE for yanking out those 12 or 15, whatever they were.

And people are forgetting about that. We're all focused on Iran and Israel. And Trump's what they call multitasking. I hope it holds the peace thing. You can't trust like either of them, especially Iran. Would you be surprised if tomorrow they... And now you've got people out there going, there were a bunch of trucks out there before we dropped the munitions on the... There were a bunch of trucks that we think

they took the uranium away. Again, it's not about the uranium. It has to be. It's about the plants that enrich the uranium. It's like going, you know, you can't make a smoothie without a blender. What? Yeah, we blew up all the blenders. You got plenty of fruit and shit and milk for you homos who drink smoothies.

I actually do. I make milkshake. I don't find it very healthy. I like two bananas and like a pint of heavy cream and a little vodka and a shitload of ice. Yeah, then I lay on a hammock but then I'm in Aruba and I wake up and I see my neighbor hanging her dirty laundry. That's no good. That's fucking ice. Anyways, I mentioned early the Democrats, 79 of them want to impeach Trump which is hilarious can we I want to hear people on TV that are on

our side go folks I want him to be very deliberate with the people they talk to at home and go think about this this guy is throwing out dangerous people out of a country he just broke at a peace deal that nobody could even come close to. And these guys want to impeach him. And you fuck face, not you people, my fans, but the fucking idiots. Can you imagine they know all that and go, I'm with the Democrat. I can't for the life of me. And then there's another part of me that goes goes maybe it's all MK Ultra shit. All

of it. Just go watch baseball and do what you do. Mind your business. Gotta make a living. My coke business is drying up. The kids don't do it anymore. I can't find fentanyl. Oh come on kids. Impeach this is the headline. Most House Democrats, listen to this joined with Republicans that's how good Trump is on Tuesday to quash and they didn't join the Republicans because they love Trump because it would look horrible the 79 don't give a shit because they're retarded but it looks horrible to try try to impeach maybe the most popular president ever right now.

Trump is for what we're for. So if you're against Trump, you're against what the people are for. And they don't give a fuck to 79. They don't like you. Where the Republicans on Tuesday quash an effort to impeach President Donald Trump over his weekend Iran strikes. They're upset about that. What are you trying to do? You're trying to get rid of a country that chants death to America and has killed hundreds

or thousands of American soldiers over the last 40 years? How dare you? That's basically what they're saying. Fucking eat a bag of donuts, man. Oh, clean up your language. All right, shit. Rep. Al Green put down his trumpet and his fucking sacks for a few minutes. Look at this ass Look at the Democrat Party. It looks like a lineup at a prison. Look at this schmuck Nobody voted for this bearded hag Rep. L Green's impeachment resolution was tabled You know what that means? They put it on the table and Trump took a big dump on it kicked it right in their face on a 34 I mean a

344 to 79 boat boy you guys Democrat you're getting your asses hanty no matter where except for New York but that's not United States neither is California with 128 Democrats joining all 216 Republicans to kill the measure good luck with that, boys and girls. Can you imagine? Those include House Democrat leaders who have been wary of pursuing new impeachments after two prior Trump impeachments failed during his first term. He wasn't even as popular as he is now.

You guys, you're the worst at politics. You really should do something else. You know what I mean? Work at a hardware store and you can bring rope home and hang yourself. Swallow a bucket of penny nails, do your kids a favor. Anyway, still dozens of Democrats voted to keep Green's resolution alive. He looks like a jazz singer, doesn't he? From New Orleans. And there is an Al Green who was a great R&B. Wasn't that his name? Al Green? I don't know. I don't listen to R&B.

No. I know. But you don't listen to classical either, do you? Yeah. I know, but you don't listen to classical either, do you? I know you do. I don't, and I know who Beethoven is, is my fucking point. No, Al, listen, Al Green's a, he's got that deep voice. Anyways, fun note about Al Green, you'll learn shit from me. He, he had a messy marriage, and him and his fight wife got a fight one night you know what she did he's in the shower she comes upstairs with a thing

of hot oil and throws it on God I hope I have my black singers right on that story somebody's gonna call it no No, that was Michael Jackson. What? Ukraine introduced the measure land-based in Trump for striking Iran without congressional approval Tuesday. Guys, you know how many times we've heard this? The last eight wars we have this discussion every time. You got to go to Congress first.

Nobody does. Whether it's, they didn't say it when Obama bombed the shit out of whoever he did I came Libya, thank you Nobody said that they did it with Clinton when he fight a you know Every fight at an 80 threw an M80 into it right it burned a camel's ass in a tent somewhere Nobody said that they end but this time, I mean, we are under imminent threat. Oh, invasion's all right. So it's a friggin' joke.

This is the guy, by the way, remember during Trump's state, whatever. Yeah, he got up with his cane like Barnabas Collins I ran with without congressional approval Tuesday and use fast track process to force a quick vote GOP leaders moved first with a motion to table some Democrats most prominently New York Rep AOC look at those choppers somebody throw her a sugar cube and put her out in the somebody throw her a sugar cube and put her up in the paddle load he called a padded hello i'm mister ed

i can't believe i can give myself some credit here because i was saying what during trump's first thing i go roll laughing at a o c and shit but the democrats seem to be following her what she wants. And that guy that won the primaries for mayor in New York City yesterday, he's all about what she's all about. And I was talking to Colin Quinn on the phone,

who knows demographics like nobody's business, especially New York. And he made such a good point that, the people that voted for Trump in New York, those were immigrants and blue collar people. It's Brooklyn where all the young leftist choochers are that voted for him, you know. Some Democrats, most prominently New York AOC,

called for Trump's impeachment in the aftermath of the strike, though there's little appetite, and the rest of the caucus for impeachment. Michigan rep Sri Tandair, oh God, seen here with Helen Reddy's haircut. What the fuck is that? What is that? What a weird little half woman man.

He's got the haircut like every one of my mother's friends had when I was like 18. Look at that smiling goo gobbler. He's got the flag behind him like even... I don't want to... What happened to Adam names like John Adams and Washington and Lincoln? Now it's Brooklyn Ignition, goodnight anybody. Shreet Van Der. It's delicious. Have you had it? He yanked the prior impeachment measure he sponsored last month before it even came up for a vote after facing fierce blowback in the caucus Nothing hurts worse than blow back in the caucus

He yeah, he was smart enough to yank it he saw so much that's what the Internet's for you put a stupid idea out there I Mean I told you they poopoo to a little girl who hurt her mother for the first time she was deaf Still one of my favorite bits that's when you could do the thumbs down thing I Don't know they'll sits already June what? 25th 25th what you and I were just going, do you believe it's May? What the fuck? Honest to God, I'm not afraid of anything but how fast time goes. And most days I don't care about dying. Sometimes I relish in it. But other days, like Bobby Sherman just died. Now you guys who were young probably have no idea, Dallas has no idea. He was a teen idol in the 70s. My sister Donna, my sister Darlene had posters of him all over

the place. He was in his 80s, just died like yesterday, whatever. Super famous. But you know what he did? He became like a LAPD cop. A voluntary, no pay. And then he did, he was a paramedic or all this shit for like nothing. He was just a great like guy who I used to make fun of. My sister's like, he's a fag. My sister goes, in fourth grade you're saying fag? And I said, yeah, you twat. No, once in a while.

I had a filthy mouth even then. Blame it on my dad. That's not true either. Yeah, so he's, who else just, all the people that I sort of looked up to, these athletes are dying now. Who the fuck else? There has been a lot of famous ones lately oh Michael Jackson that was a couple weeks ago who else I know and there but my point baby their coaches and shit too that I you know the sparky Anderson's of the world all these people that and it doesn't seem that long ago that I idolized, you know, they're all going. So I told my sister, because I sent it the Bobby Sharman thing, just in case she was having a good day, I wanted to ruin it.

And then I put underneath. You know what that means? We're on deck. That's how I feel about death. You know, my parent, my mother's 88, my dad's been gone for a while we're on deck I want a pinch hitter please let's move on Dallas talking in circles before we move on though I should do this ladies and gentlemen I'll be touring and again I say this with happiness now because you know this one. Oh shit. This one ain't that far away July 12th hyena is in Dallas I still don't even know which hyena is Dallas's because there's two of them have played both of them, and I'm not sure which one I'm honest to God. I don't know if it's the one that's up the stairs They kind of in the strip mall of I don't know anyways July 12th hyenas in Dallas next night the 13th I'll be in Houston I have to hitchhike there what kind of gig is this the seat I'm playing a place called

a secret group what's it eyes wide shut don't drink anything yeah exactly exactly I'll be like that CIA gave me they threw out the window only problem the hotels I stay out They throw me out the window. It's about four foot drop We're gonna try to kill him yeah, but he's on the second floor of a le Quentin July 13th secret group Houston, Texas then August 8th through 9th I'll drive to this one. I think side split is in Tampa, Florida, which it's just I haven't been there in a while and that's when I used to hit twice a year and just a good comedy club everybody's

been through there next September 19th through 20th might be my favorite city I killed so hard stand in ovation wise guys Salt Lake City tremendous white town what I mean October 3rd Ar 3rd, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. We're trying to tag that. Oh, then October 16th, Zanies in Nashville. We're trying to tack one on to after the draft house. Tommy's looking for another in the, someplace that's not that far away.

So Zanies in Nashville, October 16th. So what am I fucking? Nick, come up with something. I don't know, the black guy, the hottest working guy in show business. What's his name? Come on, Dallas. This one used to be James Brown. What the fuck was I thinking? Dallas goes, Nat King Cole. No, he didn't smack his wife. Go to nickdip.com if you'd like to support the show. By the way, yesterday's show, 90,000 views, not even 24 hours old. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. This thing's working.

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No, no, no, no! You know, these guys, ever see that clip of the kid that's actually yelling at him? He's like a fat nerdy kid and he's angry. He's angry because some guys online was saying to girls, yeah, make me a sense. I'm saying. And he's defending the girls. He's never seen a tit or an ass in his life. In our FLA segment tonight, that's the Supreme Court ruled Monday that the Trump administration could restart deportations, did you hear that, of illegal aliens to countries not their own.

I say we send a shit load of them to Ireland, put them up right next to Rosie O'Donnell. She's miserable over there by the way. She should be miserable by anywhere except a salmon factory. What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know. While this decision will speed up the mass deportation process, There remains a need for detention facilities. That's what the Supreme Court said. Okay, you wanna argue that too, Al Green? Go cut another album. To help satisfy this need, Governor Ron DeSantis,

by the way, who would make a hell of a president, we got a deep bench, I'll say it again. Ron DeSantis, Republican, Florida, tasked state leaders with identifying places for a new facility. Florida Attorney General James Utmeyer evidently had a great spot in mind, that's him. Last week, Utmeyer made a public pitch in favor of,

and this is in quotes, alligator alcatraz. Look the alligators love the idea of laughing their balls off. I'd love to take a bite out of a fucking black guy's ass. What do you mean black guys? It's Florida. No, but they'll be illegals. There's no black illegal. That's a good point. Why are you being racist? I don't know, a crocodile's got a kick out of it. Alligator crocodile, who gives a fuck? They get, they all have a lot of choppers. And all virtually abandoned airport. It used to be an airport facility in the middle of the Everglades. That's, I don't even know how that worked. It reminds me of David Tell's great, I

wonder if this is where the value jet crashed. David Tell had a great joke years and years ago, if you can make a joke out of a plane crash, a value jet crashed in the Everglades in Florida and some of the bodies were eaten by alligators. And Tell goes, first of all, you die in a plane crash and then you're eaten by an al-. He goes, what, did somebody fuck a leprechaun on that flight? One of them one of the greatest ever I tell him he goes folks I hate traveling maybe it's cuz my dad used to beat me with a globe Does it get any funnier absolutely not anyways look at they're gonna put a

Detention center prison like if you guys don't know what Alcatraz is there's my house. This is where I live in Georgia. I'm the third one from the right. People say it doesn't have much character in my neighborhood. Now, Dallas, what do you say? Is this where they're housing? Yeah, this is current. Criminal, illegals? Yeah, jail pods. Jail pods. They're like Tide Pods, only more delicious. Hey, kids, try a jail pod. An old virtually abandoned airport facility in the Everglades that could serve as the one stop shop to carry out President Trump's mass deportation agenda. That's fucking beautiful. Fiorio likes it.

The state attorney general noted that the 39 square mile area, which is completely surrounded by the Everglades, presents an efficient low-cost opportunity to build a temporary, well, it's a natural moat is what it is, a temporary detention facility because he says you don't need to invest that much in the perimeter. That's a good way of putting it you don't need a wall you don't need barbed wire and shit you just need some hungry alligators do you understand and the last time I checked South Americans don't swim that well you escaped that place you deserve it yeah actually I think Trump said that he

goes if you can get out of this I'll put you up at the Trump towers for two years top floor all to yourself you and your MS 13 buddies isn't that great idea I gotta believe there's a lot more area like that so the D, somebody tried to escape Alcatraz, remember, and they found body parts in Shift Road. Those were sharks. Picked your poison. The DHS anticipates that the facility will be functional in a matter of days. Of course, Trump's involved.

Remember they tried to fix a skating rink in Central Park, literally for like 10 years. He came in and did it like six weeks. Initially with 500 to 1,000 beds but ultimately 5,000 beds by early July. I want to see them filled. Yeah but the people are just following expansions in several 500-bed increments. Authorities might ultimately build hardened structures on the site. But for the time being, alligator alcatraz will largely be a tented destination. Well, those aren't tents.

Those look like trailers at construction sites. According to the DHS, the approximate cost of running the facility will be about $245 per bed per day and an annual cost of $450 million a year, which is still cheaper than putting them up at the Roosevelt in New York City in the Four Seasons and all the other places. Remember Joe, Joe Appiah, the sheriff out in Arizona, he made them dress in pink? And their meals were bologna sandwiches. Bologna sandwiches, which I don't know why that's a punishment. That shit is nutritionally delicious.

When's the last time you had a bologna sandwich? Third grade? I might even buy some to see what's going on. I mean, I'm Italian. We had real cold cuts. I was eating prosciutto from fucking Rome when I was six, wherever they make prosciutto. Approximate cost, $245. And an annual cost of $450 million.

I'd say it's the best $450 million you'll ever spend. Florida will initially foot the bill, but later, I don't understand why the word foot is in million. I'd say it's the best 450 million you'll ever spend Florida will initially foot the bill But later I don't understand why the word foot is in there. I never understood that I thought it was flip the bill But later receive reimbursement from FEMA not the bone Get it folks, that's how it There you go. Exactly. He busted his FEMA. What do you mean? he works for the government? No, he's leg bone a Kid that I played with the freshman year get hit going over the middle and Snap the femurini remember him screaming to send chills up my they had his leg in traction

We were all jumping on his bed and shit roughly six hundred twenty five million million in shelter and service program funds available for this effort. And as you know, you've got to have a lot of balls to escape. I just did a store, but this year we've had a couple where one lady got eaten completely by an alligator, right? It was on her honeymoon, she enjoyed it. What? Anyways, no, if you want to get off, you got to pull off something like this. I saw that in the theater. I was 12, 14. That's Roger Moore. I thought he'd been a great James Bond. We talked about that for a year when you're 14. You see that? And they have outtakes

of the guy who did it and he's like falling in the water with real alligator and shit. What the fuck are you doing? What's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you? Alligators are my mother's name, Jimmy. What do you mean, a wise ass? Wasn't that cool? It reminds me of I picked a girl up in Sacramento. And it's a true story. It was called Deniman Diamonds or something like that.

One of my first road trips of all time, I was single and I picked this girl up in Sacramento at Denman Dime, whatever, and the river, the Sacramento River was right behind the club. So she goes outside, she brings me down with this fucking thing, you know, and I go, what the fuck? She points to a rock that's like 30 feet away and she hops on the rocks just like he did. I'm behind her going how many times has this happened? She opened her legs and I'll take a pass. It's like the girls that used to come into your hotel room, you know, I usually don't do this. Then I'm trying to turn on the electric fireplace. She's like, it's like this, the button's over here.

Told that story on stage many times when I was single and dirty and filled with head lice. It was a good time. It was a glorious time. Let's move on to enjoy your no-go zone and your Sharia law. It's not here yet, but socialist Zoran Mamdani's stunning victory. This is why I prejudge people. And I'd go, I don't like his name, and that's enough for me.

And they'll go, well, that's racist. Yeah, well, enjoy it. Stunning victory over three-term ex-Governor Andrew Cuomo, the old people killer, in Tuesday's mayoral primary. This is in New York City folks if you don't know what I'm talking about it was a political earthquake that will pressure the National Democrat Party to move further left political analysts told the New York Post that I don't know who but I don't see how that's not true what are

they gonna stop beheading people first of all you know folks new york is a heavy jewish city so i wonder how they are kinda but there's a ton of anti-semites too the young kids that love a c a o c and shit fucking don't care for the jews just look up columbia university right in new york city and all the other shit it's all part of the uh... long game that that side plays the the Muslims play. That's what I'm saying. That's right. That's what they do. They like the Chinese. They

play the long game. Can you imagine? Apparently they haven't been following what's been going on in London for literally 30 years now. It didn't just happen yesterday. There are literally places called no-go zones. They've been there for years in London, where you can't even go into a neighborhood. That it's all Arab or whatever the fuck. They have Sharia law in some counties. And so good move, New York. Good move. Further left?

This guy says the National Party, the Democrat Party, has to go further left. What's left? I mean, no pun intended, but what's left as far as further left? Dems who got trounced by President Trump and the GOP last year will have to pay more attention to the views of progressive young voters who propelled Mom Donnie's candidacy as well, and that's a lot of young people I told Colin on the phone. it's Brooklyn, it's Williamsburg, it's all those fucking jerk-off kids that where,

you know, they drink Pabst Blue Ribbon ironically, and you know what I mean, and they have man buns, and they're just the fucking, it's a boil on my left nut I'd like to have lanced, as well as struggling working class voters as they prepare for midterm congressional elections, strategists, pollsters, and union leaders. They all said that, that the National Party has to go more left. It's an important moment in political history said Basil Smigel. Again form a tight end for the Washington Redskins in the 70s.

Basil Smichael. How the fuck is that guy's name Basil Smichael? A former executive director of the New York State Democrat Party and senior aide to then Senator thick-ankled dogface Hillary Clinton. Who's going to talk here? Oh, Zoran. This is Zoran celebrating. If you missed all that through my stupid talk, he

defeated Cuomo, who at one point was governor of New York, running for mayor. His dad was the friggin governor. Mario Cuomo, great governor. One of the Democrats, you know, before the Democrats lost their fucking shit. Whatever. Anyways, this of the, you know, before the Democrats lost their fucking shit, whatever. Anyways, this is the guy who beat Cuomo last night in the primaries, so he's going to be the nominee. So here he is celebrating.

Tonight, we made history. Listen to the idiots. In the words of Nelson Mandela, it always seems impossible until it is done. He also said, get your hands off me, cracker. My friends. You're not my friend. We have done it. Done what? You haven't done nothing.

I will be your Democratic nominee for the mayoral election. Yay for socialism! Our city's already a shithole. Let's dig that hole deep. Yay! Who won white people? An hour ago, I spoke to the mayoral candidate about the need to bring this city together, as he called me to concede. What better way to bring a Jewish city together than to fucking put up a Muslim nominee? Yeah, but he was born in this... Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Anyways, what else is the dink out of this? That was it yeah that's it that was his manager very excited about the win Cuomo conceded to mom Donnie Tuesday night after trailing by roughly 70,000 votes or 43 to 36% with 96% of the precincts reporting he called a mama dummy and said when you get on your magic carpet fly out here mom donnie thirty three years old a two-term queens assemblyman

replicated this is a good point though replicated on a citywide scale what a o c did you know a o c delos from like a portuguese on a city-wide scale what AOC did. You know AOC. What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. I think he meant Puerto Rican horse. So he did it on a larger scale, accomplished in one congressional district, that's what she did, in one congressional district, all the caffeine. When she toppled former Congressman Joe Crowley in 28,

I can't believe that's seven years ago, I remember that, Democratic Party, with a new coalition that included younger voters. Now you have to ask yourself this, New Yorkers and Dems, and how's that gone since then? How's that gone? You can blame her as much as Biden, because they've been taking her lead as far as going left. She's all for impeachment,

Trump and shit, so good luck with her and good luck with that. Mom Donnie's economic populist proposals to make life more affordable by soaking the rich. This is really, can I just say why I think this isn't really that big a deal? Cause you had Bill, thank you. God, my fucking, I'm getting scared, dude. I'll be in a diaper in a year, if this keeps up. Bill de Blasio. Right? I mean, he can't be... this guy can't be any more

left in de Blasio. De Blasio was for everything this guy loves. So, by soaking the rich with higher taxes, like they don't already pay enough, to pay for freebies. You know, socialism. Distribute the wealth. People who work hard.

Make that money. Give it to people laying on their asses. It's never worked anywhere. Resonated with blue collar voters, including bus and subway workers he represents. That's who Samuelson said. He wants to give them, part of his pitch was like free bus fare for certain people. How does that work out without creating hard feelings? Also state run or city run grocery stores.

City run grocery stores and we all know how that works. That's communism. And here's Letitia James celebrating by going, look how much my armpit looks like my ass crack. Stubbly and smelly. She's so happy. Yay, we have a soap. Oh my God, New York just needs a, boy they forgot about 9-11 pretty quickly, huh?

Can you fucking imagine those people that died in 9-11 seeing this? Anyways it would make for a hell of a show. Let's move on to bitch ass indicted on murder. This is sort of an update of a thing that happened a month or two ago. Texas teenager, remember Carmelo Anthony? Spelled with a K. There he is. You can tell he's a rocket scientist just by that look in his eye.

He's intellectually curious. That's his rap name. Eye curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah! This goes out to Einstein. Texas teenager Carmelo Anthony's been charged with first degree murder in connection with the stabbing death of a seventeen-year-old at a high school track meet back april uh... and i'm black and i'll say it again i've never seen anybody with that haircut do anything positive

maybe couple nba guys anthony also seventeen was indicted by a grand jury tuesday for allegedly killing austin medcalf after a dispute over a seat at a university into Scholastic League's District 11-5 championship on April 2nd. They had a dispute about whose seat it was. And this kid had a bag with him and the black kids claim that this kid put his hands, even if he did which nobody seems to say he did but even if he did even if he started to choke you Carmelo

you pull out a knife and stab him to death over a seat and what's even worse they said I did a go fund me making the black kid out to be the victim which raised five hundred thousand dollars and Anybody who sent that money that you should be a fucking shame to yourself Yeah, but you don't you should be ashamed of yourself or you hate yourself because you're white couldn't but all black people said of them The case drew outrage after oh go ahead. Yeah Who's this guy? Good afternoon. Hi.

Earlier this spring, our community was shaken by what happened at a school track meeting in Frisco. Frisco is in Texas, by the way. The violent loss of 17-year-old Austin Metcalf. For weeks now, my team has been presenting evidence to the grand jury. Wow, calm down, Greg. And I asked the grand jury to return

a first degree murder indictment against Carmelo Anthony, which they did. With this indictment, the case now moves formally into the court system. And Judge Judy will handle it. Eyes up here! No, that's it. Boy, he was a fiery ball. Jesus, personality of a fucking used tampon, that guy. The case drew outrage after Anthony was freed on a quarter of a million dollars bond after the alleged stabbing. Living, and he was, so they free him on bond,

livin' it up with his family in a $900,000 home, so don't think he's a street kid, in a luxurious gated community of Richwoods, it's called Richwoods, in Frisco, Texas, where rent's estimated about $3,500 per month. Okay? And that's how he was raised, so you can't blame, you know, I don't even want to say it. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! Let him say it.

There's something wrong with his mind! That was B.B. King, by the way, yelling at his drummer. That was B.B. King, by the way, yelling at his drummer. I'll kill him myself. A neighbor said he even bought a new car after the alleged attack. Wow, have we taken the soul out of these people? Who? You know what I mean. Still, he had convinced a judge to lower his bond from $1 million, citing financial hardship. Let me guess, the judge went with it?

Anthony told cops he was acting in self-defense with his family claiming the narrative of being spread is false, unjust, and harmful on a givesendgo.com fundraiser page for their legal fees, which raised more than $530,000. Living in a gated community in a million dollar house, but you're hired up for money. Soon after the indictment was handed down, Anthony's lawyer, Mike Howard, put out a video message reiterating the claim that his client's alleged actions were in

self-defense. We are confident that when all the facts are presented and the full story is heard, he said, the jury will reach the right conclusion and this kid will rot the right, I mean, he'll be found and justice will be done. Just from the facts that we know, the little facts that we know, you can't justify what he did. Unless Mr. Carmel, I mean not Carmel, the other guy, the kid pulled out a gun or a knife and tried to stab him first. I don't see anything other than that. The DA's office said Anthony could face life in prison if convicted. Either that or he'll do a year and then they'll

send him to you know what Sandals Resort in Aruba. Alligator Alcatraz. Alligator Alcatraz. And we know the brothers don't like to swim. Matter of fact, that's what the Klan used to do, right? Throw them over the alligator and shit. That was wrong. Always go with crocodiles. Oh, for the love of Christ. Finally tonight, boy, I'm getting good, aren't I? Pick them right.

Anyway, finally tonight, can't do a show without mentioning my boy Joe Rogan. Live or die. That's L-I-B-E-R, get it? Live or die. Fitness influencer and fraudster, this guy, I remember seeing him on the line and reading about him a couple years ago. Liver King, that's his nickname, was arrested in Texas after posting a series of bizarre social media videos, in one of which he challenged Joe Rogan to a fight as he traveled to the popular podcast is

He traveled to Austin right where Joe Rogan lives and like try to go to Rogan's home, I guess wants to fight him Brian Johnson 47 known across social media as the liver King He eats all this shit like raw stuff, raw liver and shit. That's what he says he does. And that's why he looks like he does. And everybody knows he juices, according to most people online. Say you're full of shit, you're a juice monkey. Whatever. But whatever. He's got a lot of testosterone. What's that? What's he? What's he? What did he do? Looks like he splayed a fucking anaconda. Yeah Yeah

Put it around his neck like a mink It's a meat mink Faces a misdemeanor charge of making terroristic threat and was booked into the Travis County jail in Austin at 830 p.m On Tuesday Johnson who gains is falling by promoting his barbarian like diet It was confirmed as a suspect who was snabbed in Rogan's home city. According to KXAN, here is a video of Mr. Yes. I have no training in jiu jitsu. You're a black belt.

You should dismantle me. I'm picking a fight with you. I'm picking a fight with you. We get it. This guy looks like he should have been charging the Capitol steps on January 6th. I want whatever he's wearing. That fucking wolf thing? Tremendous. Johnson's cameraman who was told by the fitness influencer to keep filming shares that he's

dealing with the cops and advises Leverking not to take a knife with him as he tries to put a utility knife in his pocket when the cops came to take him away. He then continues to call out a roguean to fight him. Two people, is there anymore, did I stop you in the middle of the clip or no? That was it. Two people then enter the room and inform the liver king. What a country, what a country.

That it's time, does he even know there's a war in the Middle East or that Trump's president? It's time to go after, they appear to be summoned inside by the camera, cameraman to make their presence known. Oh the cops? I wasn't paying attention to myself. Bye dickhead. In another continuous video Johnson is seen sipping coffee while still calling out Rogan with a box bearing the Joe Rogan Experience logo on the box. It's on a table.

He tells everyone in the room, if I'm arrested that the container, the box with Rogan's podcast logo goes to the mothership. That's Rogan's Comedy Club in Austin. I wouldn't know, I've heard great things. While holding a black ammo can. That's threatening to me. I know. What's he eating there? Wife's heart? Anyways the moral to that

story is eat your vegetables. I don't know. I think that's kind of... I mean he called them out on a video but terroristic is that a little over the top folks feel like there's something we don't know I do too I think Joe might have pounded this guy in the ass with a you know samurai I don't know what I'm talking about that's it for today folks I'm tired and got one in the chamber. Time to get off. Tune in to the brand new Rumble lineup live Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time with all these names in it. Is it?

Should I be reading it? Is it up there? Okay. Anyways, read that. I don't know why I have to fucking say tune into the brand new rumble live lineup not 9 a.m Monday through Friday not starting at 9 a.m. Goes to I think I'm the last show at 6 Apparently they're trying to work it out. You know it's never easy for me It's always there's a girl blowing a guy that works there, so he doesn't like you whatever

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