The Nick DiPaolo Show - ICE Raids NY’s Chinatown | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1808

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about ICE’s Chinatown Crackdown, Biden’s dirty FEMA tactics, and an A.I. solution to the growing homeless problem. Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/   

MAUSE. M. M. M. Maw. We're going to be able to be. Good morning, my neighbors! Hey, fuck you!

Hi, that was no southern hospitality, I'll tell you that much. Hey, Jason, could you learn that? My theme song, and I'll... You could, couldn't you? Yeah, yeah, I already have. Jason's a good guitar player, too, besides a great writer. And, uh, well, maybe you can teach me. I do better with the actual...

I do better with the soloing than I do the... the fucking rhythm and anyways I became the guy didn't want to the guy that knows the first

fucking first 22 notes to 108 different songs exactly what I didn't want to set out welcome to the live

lineup where you get my show all these other great shows scrolling by for free and now you get Glenn Greenwald

live right here at 7 p.m. He follows my show. If you want to watch it all ad free you sign up for Rumble Premium

and don't forget to download the Rumble app. It is terrific, I'm told. Today I'm going to be talking about ice in Chinatown at Crackadown. I wonder how many poodles they pulled out of the kitchen. Oh, cut the crap.

Biden's dirty FEMA tactics, we actually have proof now that they were ignoring people with Trump signs. Literally, they have emails and shit saying it. And if he wasn't the most corrupt piece of garbage to step foot in the White House, I don't know.

I'm like, God damn, lower teeth. to turn in yellow. I don't know why. You know what I'm saying. And also, there's a trend on TikTok involving AI, young kids, and torturing their parents with technology. I didn't know whether to laugh or go feel bad for the parents. Oh, I can't imagine. You know, the parents have nine jobs. They're trying to feed their kids, you know, no time to breathe during the week, and then you'd come home and they're torturing you with technology. It's like, you know, it's the same with somebody did magic back in 1840, you know, fucking people are freaking out. So that's it.

Anyways, today's Thursday, the last day of the week for us, which is great. What the hell? There was no sports on last night, so what did I do? I still found something to keep me up till two. I got to stop with that shit. I'm like a fucking kid in high school. And, you know, I documented my sleep problems. An Advil PM is my go-to.

It never fails me. If I want eight solid hours, I take two, and it knocks me the fuck out. Well, guess what? The last couple nights I've taken two and woken up in the middle of the night. And not even felt foggy-headed or starting to think they're blanks. Placebos, as they say. What is that? I'm looking at headlines.

You saw, what time did I send you a story, Jason? Between 2 and 5 a.m.? Yeah, between 2 and 5. What am I, a fisherman from Gloucester? Fucking getting up at 6. Look at, see that? And when you're Italian, these turn black. And you know how we feel about black?

I'm kidding. You know, we have black bloodness, I was told. I don't buy it. I did 23 of me apparently me and Barry Sanders are third cousins I didn't get his speed it's pretty good

4-6 flat for a white boy could never break the that's just my life story couldn't break the 4-5-9 sounds so much faster but no 4-6 4-2 4-6 every time I want to do it again now

but I don't know if you guys have ever sprinted after the age, let's say, 30. I tried to race Bobby Kelly when we were in Japan on the U.S.O. tour in the park, a lot of the Marines, barracks, whatever. And, you know, he's fucking heavy then. Not as heavy as he got, but he was kind of heavy. And I'm like, I'll leave this fucking guy. Then I'm forgetting I'm fucking 40-something years old, late 40s or maybe even fifth. I don't know when it was.

slate for it. And we take off with like neck and neck and all of a sudden I blow a tire about fucking 20 yards into it, limped around the rest of the fucking I couldn't believe how quick he was for a heavy guy.

But again, not when he got, now he's fucking, have you seen him? He's skinny now. He's like fucking, he lost it all. I mean, I think you know, they tied his stomach like a fucking balloon animal. And anyhow, good for him.

I don't know how I got on that. Can we start the World Series already for the love of Christ? I mean, here we are. It's almost Halloween. This thing will go into November. When I was a kid, it was over by October 6th, usually. I think it's a good, it seems like the Blue Jays are on a mission. But the Dodgers, you know, they spend a billion dollars a year.

Every time I see their line. lineup, I feel like, yeah, there's a movie where, what movie? Somebody's, Joe Pesci's yelling at a judge. Oh, maybe it was Goodfellas. You bought your fucking button. Oh, he was yelling at Billy Bats. Meaning, you know, because fucking judges, that's how they get their robe sometimes. Fucking, they pay somebody off and they're in a rope. Anyways, that got nothing to do with the World Series.

Jesus Christ, am I all over the map. I'm like Ann Hache going for a ride on a Sunday. what a reference I always bring back Anne Hayes. I just think it's so funny that when they were taking her out on a gurney and she was supposedly dead, she sat up. Do you remember that?

Have you ever seen that? Yeah. Fucking creepy, right out of a movie. Speaking of creepy, I watched Last House on the Left, which has been around forever as far as a horror movie, but this is like a 2009 edition. And an actress

named Monica Potter. The wife, man, she got a lot of Julia, I was going to say Julia Child. I always liked Julia Child. Six foot five woman with a neck like fucking LeBron. Stuffing a chicken with a fucking cocaine. And it was good. It caught my attention. The acting, they were very good.

Tony, whatever to fuck his name it. He's been in a million things. He was the husband. But once again, once again, for, I want to sit down with some of you fans and I don't know how I do this because it takes up that I never will. But sit down and watch a movie with you guys

for two hours so I can point out where you should be getting angry and never fails. The bad guy and the husband is squaring off. The bad guy's got a knife. The husband's got a fish bowl or whatever the fuck. And I'm going, hey, where's the wife to save him?

Soon as I think it, she comes busting through the door and shoots the guy. Remember fatal attraction? Same thing. Same thing. Remember fucking Glenn Close is fighting with a crazy woman in the bathroom. I mean, the wife is fighting with Glenn Close. And, you know, and then Michael Douglas comes in, he can't handle her. And then there's a gunshot, and it's the wife killer.

You guys, you don't understand the extent that Hollywood, whether it's film or television, for the last 40 years, I'm not exaggerating, is just about every scene, every commercial is about women's empowerment Hollywood was hijacked by the feminist movement somehow they grabbed onto the coattails of the civil rights movement years ago

and blew right by them and using the same playbook and it ruins movies I'm like okay where's the wife sure enough here she comes it ruins movies so it's not about the entertainment it's about the message under it

And you've heard me say this before. The ID Network, me and my wife argue about this all the time. Every case, okay, nine out of ten, has a gay police commissioner woman. And I mean, these are real people, not actors and actresses, or a gay guy lawyer. Every, almost every episode. And I say to my wife, I said, that's why they're showing this. I said, you know, how many millions of murders they could do stories on? they cherry pick

and I will say this to my last breath and people used to go oh you're fucking crazy even when I said the white guys look stupid I heard it all the fucking time but I would love to sit down with a room full of my fans I should have a segment

reading the news with Nick every time Trump says something it says he claimed Trump alleges I don't ever see Biden claimed with no basis you never see that and it always says

a far right whatever you never see a far left do you guys have a pick up on this it's so but but the women's empowerment thing every commercial you got a woman hitting a heavy bag doing fucking m m a um it's i call it the worst case of penis envy 60 years of penis envy it's it's I feel bad and they think that's being slick about it we're not picking up on it it's for us who are awake and conscientious. It's so it's why I don't go to the movies for the last last one I saw at an actual

theater, chitty, chitty, bang, bang. I was 14. Even that had a slant to it. And, you know, and the guy's, and the bad guy's wrestling with the wife and she actually throws him down. You fucking suck at it. You wonder why the your industry went in the toilet.

and that's supposed to change, you know. But that's all it's about. Today's entertainment, it's always. And again, even whether it's a commercial, it's about women's and pop. The husband never gets the last word in a commercial. There's still, it's worse than ever with white making fun of white guys.

And they don't just make fun of the white guy in the commercial. There's always a woman of any color and a black guy looking on, shaking their heads. What an asshole. and I know you guys you probably picked on

if you're fans of mine you picked up on it by now there's one out they run a hundred times during football now they pull up but I don't know what the fast food chain

is the white kids trying to order he's the driver and there's a black woman next to him and you know a fucking woman Indian with a full headdress

in the back seat to Puerto Rican and they're all laughing at him just watch out for that shit but let me warn you I'll give you, if you do that

and your wife doesn't think like you politically, you've got to ruin your marriage. Never stop me. Now my wife just fucking patronized. She goes, I know, I know, I know. And then just she'll go, but there are, she goes, a lot of gay women go into police. I go, I know.

But for everyone, Dyke, who's a cop, there's 450 men who are, that's my point. It's not an isolated incident. It's always a judge. with a butch haircut or a, oh, my, it makes me insane. And like I said, they use entertainment, under the guise of entertainment to get their message out. Because you're taking that in, and Bill, like I said,

Bill Hicks said the best line about, it's a, it taints the collective unconscious, which is a fucking great line. He wasn't using it in the context I am because he was a lefty. But that's what it does. It's mass brainwashing on a level that you don't even know. You're just taking it in. And, you know, so that's that.

I've had enough tonight. Take it easy. I think yesterday's show is hilarious. I wonder if anybody saw it. No, we've been doing good numbers. These shows, you know, by the end of the week, they're up to 60, 70,000. We had one that was up to 190,000. I must have stripped on that one or something.

What? Yeah, you heard me. I'm shredded. Let's get on with it. Chinese fire drill is. the first story. Federal immigration authorities arrested multiple people, including illegal vendors and enraged protesters on Tuesday afternoon in a targeted operation on Canal Street in Manhattan's

Chinatown, know right where it is when I used to do, you know, world's dumbest criminals and all that shit, it was right down there on Canal Street and I'd go down there and also I'd see windows. It looked like a duck holocaust. thousands of ducks hanging upside down naked uh yeah in manhattan chinatown authorities and law enforcement told us that did they really uh ice agents descended on the block between lafayette and center streets which is typically crowded with merchants selling knockoff designer bags

and other items around 4 p.m. according to the uh sources uh some vendors got very upset when the ice guys you know came in to close them down I'd show you I Kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. They're fighting a mustache.

I shove up your ears. Oh, shoot chops stick. Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Look at some booty. Look at some booty. Did we play that when you worked here? We did.

Remember? Do you remember? I used to play a guy. He was Indian, not Indian, Indian, you know, West Indian or whatever. Charge, love Charger. That was his song. Do you remember that?

And I had to stop playing it. It was a copyright. And we always. played that not knowing who he was. We just knew he was huge in India or whatever. Then it turns out he was running a cult and like almost like a pedophile cult of some shit. They put him in a slammer. I'm going to bring that song

back. Anyway, some of the vendors tried to flee with some running and falling as agents closed in on him. Excuse me. You never see Johnny's people running, do you? Excuse me. Here's some footage of, again, let's Keep in mind, ICE are federal agents. They're there to stop bad hombres, which there are a ton of, even in Chinatown.

And yet you have these nitwits out there fucking screaming, spitting at ice. And can you imagine? This is why I don't know if we're ever going to win, folks. I knew when Trump announced he was going to do this that the optics would be tough. And sure enough, the left wing, all those shows loved to. But they put it in the context that Trump's causing the chaos. And the fucking idiots out there that vote Democrat, buy it. You are the problem.

And if you're still voting, I rarely got to question your values and your morals. But anyway, show this clip so I can get the fuck out of here and have some fun today. Don't you move you, motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. Show you face. Look at that groan, man. Show your face. All right.

They're all angry because we're trying to bring some law and order to the country. Just let that sink in for a second. And you've got to ask yourself, how did they get like that? Where did that mental level? Very easy. Television. Forty episodes of Law and Order. Shit like that. You know, the only honest show that was on as far as crime was like police.

A police. Police. Doesn't really have the same ring, does it? Bad boy, bad boy. Police. That show EMTs. What a shithead. Again, now the Advil P.M.'s kick it in.

I'm in a fog. Anyways, and I got this shirt on. Which, I wore this once doing side splitters in Tampa. I was sweating. I always use this reference, too. It's getting older. I don't know who I'm talking about. Like Robert Parrish for the Celtics playing in the Old Garden in a, you know, a July playoff game.

It's 119 and he's at the foul line. Look like somebody hosed him down. You know who else sweats a lot like that? Patty LaBelle. When I went down on stage, she looked like she just played one-on-one for an hour. I love her to death. Niceest person I've ever met still. The post-witness agents checking IDs.

Oh, no. drastic and take it excuse me fucking marble menthols by the way menthol one hundredths I got tomorrow I'm going to come in here with a family size bucket of KFC fucking quarter mountain do

a purple suit what are you saying Nick you know what the fuck I'm saying shut it the operations turned chaotic as protesters shouted obscenities and blocked vehicles I don't understand I thought they were going to get a beaten if they did that shit. Where are the fire hoses, the water cannons, and I'm dead serious, the police dogs.

The shit worked in the 50s in Alabama. Ugly reference. I know, but it was effective. At least one rioter was arrested. Wow, they're so out of line the cops for assault on a federal officer during the targeting intelligence-driven enforcement operation that involved multiple federal agencies. During the arrest of one of the vendors, bystanders became enraged and yelled in ICE agent's faces, calling them Nazis and fascists. And all you have to do is stop and go, what's a Nazi? No, go, what's a fascist?

And I don't know. You heard it on Rachel Maddo. Federal law officers responded by pulling out batons. Sounds like my honeymoon. Who's with me? Put it down. Riot Shields. It is my fucking honeymoon.

Striking some protesters. The exact number of arrests include the breakdown of how many vendors and protesters were cuffed is not yet known. Oh, on a side note, they saved 14 German shepherds from one kitchen in Chinatown. You're welcome. Yeah, they put that shit under appetizers. I was having my dinner the other night. Golden Wallets, it's called a Chinese restaurant. I found a flea collar of my rice.

I'm doing Rodney now. I'll tell you. Yeah, last week I got mugged in Central Park. I could tell it wasn't a professional job. He pulled the knife. It had butter on it. Biden's FEMA withheld aid. You know how Trump was saying that?

Now it's official. Because, as you know, the DOJ is going back. Why do these records exist? Like when you're in administration, don't you burn everything when you leave? The federal emergency management aid, that's FEMA. And no, that's not the bone in your thigh unless you're from Boston. Busted Mike FEMA. Sure I did.

Well, under the leadership of Biden administration was accused of skipping homes that displayed campaign signs supporting President Donald Trump in the aftermath of Hurricane Milton? Was it a Jewish hurricane? Came in with glasses on on a brief? case? What the fuck is that all about? Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. FEMA. A whistleblower reported, reports surfaced in late 2024 that FEMA relief workers have been ordered not to provide aid to people in displaying Trump signs on their property, eventually prompting several firings at the agency. And this is in quotes, they deliberately avoided houses displaying support for

President Trump and the Second Amendment illegally collected and stored information about survivors political beliefs Jay Edgar Hoover would have blushed at this shit and failed to report the malicious behavior and they'd want to say that Trump makes shit politic. You guys

are just rotten people. You're in the wrong fucking business. Or maybe the right business. Maybe that's wins out and that's who controls the world. Then FEMA administrator, Diane Criswell, told Congress that it was an isolated incident blaming the misstep

on a since terminated employee. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. However, a Department of Homeland Security report released Tuesday revealed that the abuses were widespread, systematic, and occurred during

multiple disasters dating back to Hurricane Ida in 2021. It wasn't she a bitch. Who's this angry weather woman, Dyke? that is Criswell. Oh, that's Criswell? The one that lied?

You know why she's got a pus on her face? That diagram on the map looks like a dick to her. And it's right in her face, and she's pissed about it. Further, the probe claim, look at her. She's a poor Greta sister. Remember her? I'm going to talk out of her corner to her mouth. Further, the probe claimed that the worker,

has also violated the Privacy Act of 1974 by collecting information about the political beliefs of disaster survivors. These people are going through hell in their life. Lose their house and some people in case, and the government's down there's sniffing through your shit. There really should be a Nuremberg trial. Biden should be hanging from a post

and the rest of the people that work for him. the DHS report listed some examples of observed political signs and flags that this is in a report that FEMA relief workers documented. This is actual text that they located. Trump signed, no contact per leadership, a FEMA worker wrote in 2024 about a Florida home. Here's another one. A lot of explicit political flags, posters, et cetera. Fuck Joe Biden, MAGA.

These are the signs that they saw. Joe Biden sucks, Trump, 2024. Another work allegedly noted in 2021 about a Pennsylvania revidence. We do not recommend anyone visiting this location. To me, you could just take this article anytime anything comes up now about Biden not being a crook or the Dems, you know, being the good party and the right. And just use this. Just use this because it covers the truth.

Homeowner had a sign stated, this is Trump country. A third reportedly wrote about a Louisiana property in 2021. I don't know why that's in there. By the way, the last one, Trump property, that was on his Mar-a-Lago, right on the front lawn and they were pissed. No.

For years, FEMA employees under the Biden administration intentionally, I'll say it again, intentionally delayed much-needed aid to America. Meanwhile, we're sent. sending millions to Ecuador for trans chairleaders to fucking learn how to read and shit like that. I'm not making that up. Needed aid to American suffering from natural disasters on purely political grounds. Secretary of Homeland Security and my ex-wife, Christy Noam, said she doesn't know if she wants to be a politician in the movies.

Jill's like, no way, man. Can't do it. His Peter has petered out. Let's move on to, and this is getting to be a regular occurrence and a God, do I love it. Another boat barbecue. U.S. Secretary of War and Honk Pete Higgsith. Look at this guy right out of the movie. He's got six kids.

Probably got a 40 he don't know about. Announce, I was pretty than him. Sorry. Anyways, Hegsteth announced the first. lethal military strike outside the Caribbean Sea or Caribbean, if you're Billy Ocean. Caribbean, twit. Painted on jeans. What a great phrase.

This guy's a poet. She passed my meat with putting on jeans. Targeting and destroying a drug smuggling vessel off Columbia's Pacific Coast. A lot of people say it was Sean Penn. Having a blast. No, Hegseth announced the eighth military strike. I'd say pick up the pace, eight, against a

narco-terrorist drug smuggling vessel on Wednesday. The military strike that destroyed the boat and killed two on board is the first to be conducted outside of the Caribbean Sea area of operations. I want to fucking start hanging out

in the Caribbean now so you can see that shit. Laying on the beach, you're not looking for whales and shit. Huh? It's like fireworks. Just watch a couple guys from Guatemala be fucking incinerated and vaporized and then a plane flies by

with Trump's face on it left anyways we have footage as we always do when a boat gets fucking eviscerated picture these guys they don't even, it's almost too it's almost too

what's the word I'm looking for they deserve a worse death because they don't even know they die you know what I mean that's why I'm a big fan of life in prison and not the death penalty and not because you know oh it's a moral not that shit i love watching people die uh i'm talking i'm you know life in a cage ufa anyways his uh his video of this the kinetic strike as they call it that's the music that was coming out of the boat very weird for guys from argentine oh jesus bye bye

I would say that was a drug. You know what's weird? They found the two guys in the water. They just had the wind knocked out of them. That's a keeper. I have to do that because we have to pull clips at the end of the week, which is tonight, actually. In a social media post on X, Heggseth indicated,

by the way, Jason, if I gave you way too many, which, you know, I noticed when Dallas is like, you know, I'm like, I just got made three. great jokes. Fucking, why aren't you writing? And then I go, oh, because it's a ton of work for him. So if I gave you, you know, whatever.

Ah, fuck it. You hear it just once. Let me punish you. Hegzeth indicated the strike occurred on Tuesday in the eastern Pacific Ocean. Just off the coast of Colombia, Hegsteth said the strike that marks a broadening of President Donald Trump's military campaign.

This is good work. This is government. Do you understand? This is government at work. And it makes the left cuckoo. They've been anesthetized to what fucking real government's supposed to do. They just sit there and it does nothing and they argue in the

Trump's military campaign against narco cartels at sea saying yesterday at the direction of President Trump, this is Hegsith. The Department of War it's called by the way conducted a lethal kinetic strike on I love that he changed it to war instead

of defense because defense tells you're on the defensive right? Yes, it does. Who's arguing out there? Shut it. Conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel being operated by a designated terrorist organization and conducting narco-trafficking in the eastern Pacific. So we're out of the Caribbean right now, but I'm sure those guys will still try it again. They have to be thinking. There was a quote a couple weeks ago when they blew the first one up, there was a cartel guy going, yeah, we have to think this over the left. He admitted. Hegson's announcement contained an ominous warning to narco terrorists that the kinetic military strikes, guess what?

They're going to continue. Narco terrorists intending to bring poison to our shores. What are they talking about? Arby's? They blew up a door dash boat. Fucking Arby's is trying to convince you that they have. what do you call the steak nuggets steak tips

and they look delicious in the commercial and I said this before on this you know I talked to somebody used to work at Arby's this girl and she said the meat literally came in liquid packages and liquid form that meat I ate it once in Atlanta

and I said the meat's not supposed to be so shiny that you can use it for Ameri and put your lipstick on. It's like old people's skin. I said it should be called Grampies. Narco-terrorists intending to bring poison to our shores will find no safe harbor anywhere in our hemisphere unless Artie Lang is home.

A little thing for my buddy. The secretary stated, just Al-Qaeda. Every time I see that now, I say AI-Qaeda, waged war on our homeland. These cartels are waging war on our border in our people, which is, can you imagine it took us this long to look at it that way? Trump, it's so funny. They wanted

to label him as the biggest dope and he's he's, and you know how I know he's smart? I'm reading they list, and you guys have seen these lists, it's sort of like clickbait. President IQs from the last 100, you know, whatever, years or whatever. And when it comes to Trump, they go, they don't have the

exact number. See how they are? It's probably 196. He doesn't act away. I understand that. And that's why we love him. Anyways, wage war on a homeland. These cartels are waging war on our border and our people. And they are.

You know how many parents have lost kids? There will be no refuge or forgiveness, only justice. See that? That put a chill up my bag. According to a report in the United States Naval Institute news, I get that you send at you send, I send. We all send for ice cream. At least 34 people have been killed in the kinetic military.

strikes and two water skiers, but they don't mention that, against narco-terrorists thus far. Hey, we're all going to get a lady. It's a parking lot, Wang. Chinese guy taking pictures. Can't do that joke today? Yeah, you can. I never stopped. Please come to Denver.

let me just say this about that. Richard Nixon. Why am I doing this right now? To kill time. Rich Little did the best. And my favorite line, he used to go, he'd do Richard Nixon. Right there in Watergate. Oh, I never did anything wrong. And I promised never to do it again. He had good material. Great impressionist. Canadian. Do you believe, Jason, you're a music guy.

And I know there's band was before you, but the guess who? American woman and no sugar in my cup. I mean, million. At least six huge hits. Not in the Hall of Fame. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

No, but put a rapper in there from Brooklyn because he took a bullet in his ass like the rest of his family. I don't understand that one. Nogent, I understand, but I obviously disagree with it. see how they are they don't even let you in on something like that you're going to tell me noogam wasn't not one of the best guitars ever

you're full of shit yeah but he he he he he's a bow hunter and he eats meat and he's outspoken and he likes Trump why would you use a bow when you can use a cannon

it's more challenging What the fuck? Oh, again, Colin Quinn comes up with the perfect line about hunting. Well, they consider it a sport. He goes, you can't consider a sport if one team doesn't even know they're playing. And that's why I became a comedian. Jokes that have that much wisdom in them, I mean, you know what I mean? That can almost shut up an argument, but it's still hilarious.

He's got hours of it. Let's move on to the thick ankle dog face or what I call the walking yeast infection. Homeless. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. See what Advil PM? Good.

The headlines, Homeless Hilarity. I thought it said Hillary. Yeah, Nick. Hillary's homeless now. Wow. See what I'm saying? I wanted to go downtown after the show and have a bear.

I'm afraid to it. I can't find my way home. A viral TikTok trend known as AI homeless man prank? Wow, real catchy. It's a little too on the nose. Is spurring parental panic and prompting police response across the country as users create AI altered images showing a homeless man inside their homes. When they say users, they're talking about young kids, basically. In one video, this one cracks me up, in one video with more than two million views a distraught mother

killing my own ears here told her son I quote let them eat and let them go after he texted her several fake images of a homeless men plural in their home but it was AI he's fucking with his mommy

she goes this is the mother this is madness what is this the mother said in a voice message the user oh my god is he an Indian kid They should be studying so he can fix my ass. I have a colonoscopy coming out November 4. The user, Namdi, Nubo Nubi, snapped an image.

He's my primary care physician. Snapped an image of his mother's bed with the fake homeless man dressed in torn stained clothing lying down for a nap. How mean is this? this is what he says this is what he says to his mother on the phone he's friendly sleeping on your bed and nobody says in the clip

this is the line that made me laugh he has been marinating on your bed for two hours and you know Indians when they put out an odor the mom goes in my room what is this what are you doing my own room his mother screamed back

you've gone too far I will not take this, she said. Then a newbie took the prank up a notch, telling his mother, the AI-generated homeless man claimed her, this made me laugh. This is pretty creative, claimed her kitchen materials were from his auntie's cousin's side. That sounds, this guy's a great writer. That sounds like something a crazy homeless guy would say. And the mother goes, I don't know these people. I don't know them. I don't know the cousin. I don't know the auntie. What started off as a viral joke is now taking a criminal term with the police departments across the nation issuing statements urging the public to stop the stupid and potentially dangerous

trend. Oh, don't be a party pooper. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You got to grow up. Two Ohio juveniles were criminally charged for their involvement. involvement in the AI homeless man prank, according to the Brown County Sheriff's Office, the Yonkers Police Department statement said, we like to laugh, but warn that manufacturing fake emergency crosses a line and could lead to serious consequences. And it does. I mean, you know, they have to go investigate this. Meanwhile, somebody actually getting raped or something.

I wonder how long that's going to take. They're going to send a woman actually sends a phone because some guy kidnapped her and they're like oh that's one of those that's a i shit we ain't gonna although even now the cops don't come depending on what city you're in look at this guy look like he looked like to my seriously he looks just like my calculus professor at you main what the fuck mr banson that was his name young had a oh my god i didn't even realize that was his name mr manson and he was right from main had that action and he came in he was late, like 10 minutes. And we were, you know, it was a class of like 150 people.

And he comes in and he goes, sorry, I'm late. My, uh, my wife's having a baby and the damn thing won't come out. I loved them right from the get-go. And boy, did I suck a calculus. I still remember the power rule, the chain rule, all that shit. Luckily, my roommate, captain of basketball team, white guy. Fucking math whiz. I pretend I was trying

I go fucking finish this for me will you? And here I am doing a podcast and making 115 Let's move on to Trump's Coke Wish What? You heard me Trump's the candy man Who can take the sunshine Whip it in a something

And cover it with whipped cream The pedophile can Oh the pedophil can Who can take the sunrise smack me in the ass. A Coca-Cola has reportedly begun rolling out soda made with cane sugar

across the U.S. Cain sugar. Months after President Donald Trump urged the beverage giant to bring back the ingredient to its American products. Is there anybody? They know.

They're like, anytime he asks for say, he really is the Don. You're going to say no? To Carlo Gamb. Bino when he says, we want this guy whacked. You're going to fuck that. I'm busy Saturday, Carla. But they know. They know how he is. If they say

no, you know what I mean? There's going to be repercussions, even though he doesn't. And they know he's a great businessman. Anyways, a, he was asking for this back in July. A new 12 ounce, here's the best part. Single served glass bottle, which is great. Because, you know, you're in a bar and you get fucked up and you can break one of those and take someone's eye out with it and then be on police, that show police.

Comes on after EMTs and death sergeants. Glass bottle of Coca-Cola signature soda made with U.S. cane sugar is launching in select markets nationwide this fall, a spokesperson for the company set on Wednesday. The Coca-Cola company, chief financial officer how do you get to be up that in that company do you ever ask yourself that these mammoth multinational corporate and you're the CEO how many dicks did you you must be i hate scott van pelt is that his name yeah and i don't even know him i just this is why i hate him

maybe again you've heard my theory on this you know how disney who owns ESPN has purged every big name on that network to save money yet he's still there that tells me he's a bootlicking company man to the bitter fucking end. I guarantee you, he's got pictures of, you know, Chris Berman blowing a goat or something. I, and then he's got the, he's got the glasses. So I Google, this is what I do when I go. Am I the only one that thinks is I Google, Scott Van Pelt asshole. And of course, go to the comment, course is like 11 guys.

This is guys the most pompous jerk off I've ever. I'm just saying, am I wrong? How is he the last man standing? And he's got that I vote Democrat look with a stupid Who knows, probably good guy? I don't give a shit. I'm just giving you my take. It's not my job here.

The Coca-Cola Company's chief financial officer, John Murphy, told Bloomberg News on Tuesday that the launch will be gradual. He said, you'll notice your kids losing a few teeth each week. It's going to be a measured rollout, Murphy said. There's only a certain amount of cane sugar available in the U.S. Really? It's a fucking sugar is a problem over here?

The announced, like, and you guys know the original recipe actually had coke in it. Cocainea. You understand? How was that possible? The announcement, have a Coke at a toothless smile. The announcement follows months after. Trump said in July that he had spoken with Coca-Cola executives about bringing back real cane sugar.

He drinks Diet Coke, but he knows. Do you guys remember as a kid, you don't? Well, you machine, bottle out of a fucking beautiful. People will love that shit, again, until they start stabbing each other with it. Anyways, executives about bringing back real cane sugar to the U.S. products and that the company agreed. Just days after Trump's July announcement, Coca-Cola. said in its second quarter earnings, this is what I'm talking about.

He whispers something in somebody's air and it's done. In its second quarter earnings report that it was planning to debut a version of its signature soda made with real sugar this fall. Well, that's good news for a country that's 88% obese.

Maybe we can put whipped cream on the top of the bottle. In the 1980s, the beverage giant swapped cane sugar which came with high tariffs. the cane sugar. That's why they got rid of it. For high fructose corn syrup, which is in everything, you can't eat something without that being in it. And you'll be eating like a slim gym and it'll have it in it. Right? I bought a pot roast that said high fructose,

corn syrup was the cheaper alternative due to corn farming subsidies. And of course, your government and corporations said, I don't give a fuck up. They get sick. The bottom line is the bottom line, Jim. the cat piss in it. Let's go. While Mexican Coca-Cola made with cane sugar and sold in glass bottles is still imported to the United States, it's a rarity that typically

somebody carries a higher price tag though if you and again, you know how it is in this kind? It's a higher price tag. Money ruins a lot of shit like sports. Do you know why defensive backs are really defenseless? They can't do anything without getting a flag thrown. You know why that is, folks? more scoring.

That's what the morons want. When in actuality, I'd rather watch a 14-7 game because you're hanging on every fucking minute right up to the end. But when you change something in the name of money,

it's usually cheapens whatever. Said the bitter comic. Who cleared 18-5? And with puppets. Yeah, so Mexico, of course, they're still doing because they never got out of the 1940s. But anyways, I found a clip of a great Coca-Cola

by a great artist I love. I'm going to buy all and get all the shit online. Take a, he's like a young, I don't know if he's Mexican. What would you say? We don't even know, but he's like a young Wayne Newton. Hit it. Recycle me cool, original cakes. The sugar, one point from, singing great.

Why is it start with a woman's hair? They'd probably kidnapped her. She's American. Do you believe this guy's a drug cartel? The youngest one, they said, in Guatemala. about Coke. Are you old enough to remember I'd like to teach the world

to sing in perfect harmony? Do you don't remember that Coke commercial? Everybody's holding hands? Google it. You love it. Actually, a very catchy tune. Anyways, so, yeah, Trump took care of that.

It's unbelievable. And he said his next move is to put real, real lemon juice and sprite. I always, my go-to drink was Picardy and Diet Coke. But I had to stop, folks. Why?

Because nobody knows how to give you a Diet Coke out of the gun without knocking the fizz out of it. And it was always as flat as a lesbian's ass. So I had to quit drinking Picardy and Diet Coke. And then the other times, I'd go, Bacardi and Diet Coke, they'd go, yeah, okay. And then somebody would go, hey, Billy, blah, blah, You see the Mets last night?

Blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I get back. Oh, Coke. Bokard and that. It's the hardest drink to get right, apparently. That's why I'm doing, you know what, fentanyl. No middleman. Nobody confuses your order.

Right up your ass. Did I tell you, Jason, I do a Zepik. I bet I do it on the porch. I wrap my arm with the rubber hose. Knod off. All my fucking neighbors are like, er. All right, boys and girls.

I better pick up the pace. Eight stories I do now. Eight. That's a lot of fucking work. Also going to help Dana Perino. She's on Gutfeld tonight with a few jokes. I've done that for her, probably, before. I don't think one's ever made the eight.

You know, me and her have a different voice, as you'd say. She's like the American sweetheart. I'm like a gerbils. What's the head? headline, Hoosier Daddy, as in Hoosier? Like, Hoosiers? I don't know why I still haven't watched that movie in its entirety. It's supposed to be a great one.

And it was on AMC, so I recorded it. And that was three months ago. It's sitting right there, and I still. I should watch it. Just an honor of Gene Hackman who died in a kitchen with 11 rats chewing on his nuts. Imagine how that worked out. You're a movie star.

Anyways, Hoosier, as in, Tucker Carlson was at Indiana University which by the way is number two in the nation in football two or three they are outstanding I hope they win it all because they've been the doormats for a lot of teams Tucker Carlson was at Indiana University

filling in for Charlie Kirk nobody knew where he was no he's filling in for Charlie Kirk which takes some balls I'd say so he's taking questions not under a tent but you know in a big room and he's doing what Charlie Kirk did.

Let these young kids ask questions, and he would answer them. And somebody asked him about foreign policy under Trump. Now, Tucker, it's weird. He fell off the earth on my phone. I don't know why. And he's got a lot of strong views. He's not liking Trump for the foreign policy.

And, well, he'll tell you why. And it does, it makes you think. This guy, look, I used to watch him every night. He's right about 98% of the time. And when he's wrong, he'll come out and say he's fucking wrong. So, you know, he's this guy. And by the way, he still looks like he's a 29.

This guy being, he's turning 71 on Wednesday. Now, here, here's a couple videos of him taking questions. You're not MAGA. Well, what is MAGA is five things, okay? Maga is America first, which means Americans should put no country before America. American interests come first. Because, now what he's saying there is, we, And not just Trump always put Israel before is what he's saying.

Go ahead. That's not a crazy idea. It's a good argument. No pointless wars, period. And by pointless, I mean, wars fought on behalf of an ideology or another nation are totally unacceptable. Pause, which you could say that about Ukraine and Israel. And these are, you know, when you say America, America first, you should, the first thing you should be think about is foreign policy.

Because you know, Americans are going to die on behalf of, anyways, back to talk. Week in this country. Wars fought because somebody running a country is bad. Okay. It's bad. You're telling me a world leader's bad? All right. Yeah, Biden.

We should have fucking overthrown him. Um, and here's another video. It gets a little tense. Carlson debated students on issues like immigration and the future of free speech, and at times, it got heated. It's like a lot of money. Jesus Christ, calm down. Don't use that phrase. You're worth it. We're done.

No, you can't. Not after you say that. Leave. All right. What you fat fucking mouth? The guy said, Jesus Christ, I got a problem. with Tucker on that one. And I understand, because even Crowders fans who are real conservatives, they don't

mind me saying F-bombs, C-words, any fucking net, but that, which a part of me admires it, but another part of me goes, hey, it's the Second Amendment. I could say a lot worse right now. So, come on. But he is, he's a conservative, Tucker. and I just don't know why that my father he invented it

he'd give Jesus a different middle initial every day Jesus H, Jesus T, Jesus Q why is that I don't know I would think because you know he exists and you believe and you just let it roll off your back and just in your head go oh Nick's going to hell

I am anyways got nothing to do with me taking the Lord's name in vain Is there more to this clip? That was it? Was I watching a game when I sent this shit to you? Holy moly. Oh, I'm so tired. Haven't worked out in two weeks.

He's just fucking exhausted. Colin Quinn comes into the comedy cellar night was sitting around the table it was like a few years he goes and he goes and he goes I don't know why I took these off he goes hey guys I'm working on a new character and we all look at him dead serious he goes he does reverend je how's about a beer I miss those days and I'd always do this one this was my running joke. Eventually I'd say once every two months

comedians sit around and roll and start talking about movies and I would let them talk for 20 minutes and then I'd go I saw the best film ever and you guys probably never heard it and everybody looks at me and I go practical magic with Sandra Bullock they fall for it every fucking time.

Do that one. I better get going. Fifty-five minute mark. Not that I have to do all the shit. story. I was blown away. Footage has captured. I was blown away. The Karen Carpenter story.

That was the name of her autobiography. I was blown away. If you guys don't know who I'm talking about, she was the first famous person die of anorexia. My first manager's wife died of anorexia, right? and he owed a lot of comedians. He was a manager and, you know, had a lot of comedians in this. And I swear to God, he owed them money for like a year.

So when she died, like two weeks later, they went to her headstone and put cans of food and soup on her. That's a true story. That's Boston comedy. Could you get any meaner or funnier than that? True story. chunky soup beans what do you do you do you kneel down here

anyways footage has captured the terrifying terrifying moment when a woman was pushed no one pushed well kind of pushed into oncoming traffic by a gale force wind

in New Zealand a dash cam footage captured by passer by Justin Ashworth yesterday morning shows traffic lights and tree branches swaying heavily as the woman attempts to walk carefully toward the road. The pedestrian then appears to be thrust onto the Wellington intersection. That's a bad intersection.

By a large gust as her bag and belongings take off into the distance, a gray Toyota Prius and a black VW golf miraculously make a quick stop in front of the woman and ruined it. No. As the scene unfold. Watch this. This is just plain hilarious. There she is minding her business and Hickham's Captain Winn. Get out of there.

Can we see that again? Can you? You can't make it bigger? That's right. Can you? There you go. Oh, shit. What the hell's going on out here?

If I was there, I would have shit my pants lap. The news, what is she? 11 grams? soaking wet. The only thing funny of that is somebody being sucked into an airplane engine at LaGuardia, which has happened a few times. You know that?

This year somebody walked in front of one, a woman or something, not at LaGuardia. This was like in another country. Do you understand, folks? Right into it. Like a meat grinder. The New Zealand Met Service has placed a strong red warning in force. Too late for that for this lady. For many parts of the country

as northwesterly wind, damaging gusts of 87 miles per hour. Lashed the nation. MetService warned that there was a severe threat to life from flying items and falling trees. And like I said, inorexics blowing through the air would stop signs and destructive winds

will cause widespread damage, including power lines and roofs in dangerous driving conditions. Yeah, thank you. And significant disruption to transport and power supply. Residents are advised to stay home and pull it. Good night and good luck.

to stay inside or seek sturdy shelter. What behind your fat wife? What the fuck does that mean? Away from trees. Oh, yeah, okay. I'll go to a motel. They are also asked to avoid travel and to be ready for power communication.

Outages. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Justin, have you seen that movie? Midnight Cowboy. How about cuckoo's nest? Yeah.

Midnight Cowboy is his, please, when you get a chance, please. It won like Best Picture in the 70s. Dustin Hoffman's about 25 years old. John Voight's about 28. And it is, you laugh in one moment and at the end you cry. I mean, and it was rated X because it's a scene when he's having flashbacks, John Voight, he's in bed with like his grandfather and grandmother. And it was sort of implied that, you know, some weird shit went on.

So they rated it at X when it first came out. Anyways, that's it for the week, folks. I hope you had a good time. I'm the fuck out of here. Don't forget, I don't know, cameo.com. Nick Dip.com. That's my website. We sell merchandise there, and I'm trying to get weed up there.

I don't know where I'm going to get it. There's a young Puerto Rican kid up the street who said he said. Anyways, cameo.com also. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, it's kind of fun. or say, you know, happy birthday to that fat girl you broke up with. What else? Glenn Greenwald is coming up next, and he's a real journalist, and it's super smart. I think you're going to like it.

That's it. You guys think it. I'll say it. I got that wrong the other day. We'll see you back. Have a great weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday, and watch college football. Coke. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.

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