The Nick DiPaolo Show - Ilhan Omar Becomes an Actress | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1846

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Taking Over Cali Rebuild, Omar's Oscar Performance, Real Nurse Ratchet, Belichick Baffled, Sacco the Sicko, An Airborne Foot Fetish and The Violent Left!   The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Again, I don't know how you don't know this because you watch me. You get my show. Tom Brokaw and a couple other deucebags, out of the weather. Also, the great Laudo and Crowder and all these other shows for free. And these are some heavy hitters. If you want it ad free, sign up for Rumble premium. So follow my channel, download the Rumble app. And you know you did one thing right today.

Don't you think? Depending how you feel about me. But I think you like me. You're watching the... Oh, go fuck yourself. Anyways. Today I'll be talking about, well, Trump to the rescue in California

because you've got a bunch of left-wing douchebags who have never fixed anything, done anything, changed his tire, the oil in their car, and, you know. And then we got Elon Omar. I'll tell you, boy, I think she studied with Adler, the acting.

They staged. It's my opinion. It's staged. Some guy, she was giving a fucking little speech in a room in Manab. And some nuts squirted her with some, I think it was diet Pepsi. And we're supposed to believe it was like an assault. So she can go fuck herself. Go back to your shitty African country.

Anyways, also, we've got the real life nurse ratchet. If you guys old enough to remember the cuckoo's nest. Maybe, again, I swear to God, Dale, it's, Cuckoo's Ness for me and the Godfather are like this. I forget how great cuckoo's nest is until I go back and watch a couple scenes. Anyway, I know a lot of people are younger to be. Do yourself a favor.

It's Nicholson at his best and everybody else. Also, we got a little update on Stephen Colbert and how he is plummeting like you're... I think I get more viewers than that fucking left wing. I don't know what happened to him. We had him on tough crowd. He was a decent dude. That's when he was working at Comedy Central.

Boy, the fucking arrogance and the, and he's the face for that side, for the elite and all the left. Just the most pompous sanctimonious jerkoffs in the land. And they really want you dead. Minneapolis, mother of God. Midterms. I'll tell you right now, the Republicans are going to get shellacked, I think. I don't see how not.

again, because they lost this PR battle. But then again, you people out there that are Trump fans and seen what he's done in a year, it should be double people coming out for him. Maybe it will be. Maybe I'm wrong. Why the fuck? You could argue literally he's done more in a year than any president in history.

That's not him bloviating, surrounding himself with great people. Why the fuck wouldn't you come out in droves? And maybe it's not going to matter because you know me, the fix will be in anyways. And now the thing out there is the left's going, oh, you better, boy, wait till we take over. We're coming door to door to get anybody who,

are you really? They're coming right out and saying they're fucking fascists. Well, they're calling the right fascists. It's how fucking ignorant they are. We're going to come door to door and arrest anybody who even voted for, are you really? Here's your first mistake. I don't know a person out of the 80s,

$25 million that voted for Trump that don't love guns and know how to use them. And that's how it happens. Now you can see how revolutions happen, civil wars, if it ever got to that point. They wouldn't approach us. They know they'd be dead. I'll sit up on that, get on my porch off front. We've got a balcony up there. If I can sit up there that after you show me how to use my gun,

which has been under my bed for five years now. Still loaded, cocked and loaded, though. All right, let's get to it. I'm going to get out of here. I have a, I have a, a Zoom call tonight. That's right, because the lawyers are on the West Coast. So it's earlier out there, obviously. And I can't talk about that, but I have to get the fuck out of here.

So let's, let's get it on. Everybody knows you never go full retard. You don't go full retard, huh? How about this? Do you know Mo Howard fucking uses slaps as punctuation? That's an exclamation point. Fucking guy was a jeet. All three of them.

Anyways, West Coast stupid tonight in our segment. President Trump is a sidestepping, thumb-twiddling California Democrat douchebags with an executive order aimed at fast-tracking the rebuilding of Los Angeles a year after devastating wildfires torched entire city blocks and left thousands homeless. You know the way it could have been better

if the whole state went up. and a few people got out that we liked and the rest of them went up with it, namely Hollywood and all the paedophilia. Yeah. We get a video here. I forget what it's about.

I did these eight days ago. Negligence is the word I can only come up with about January 7th. I don't know how all these so-called leaders and people that are supposed to serve and protect. Honestly, go to bed at night thinking that they're good humans because we were definitely left to burn.

I wouldn't let you burn. Although you look like Kinlan. Look at that. It's a year later. What is it? About a year later, and there's been about three bricks laid and one tree planted. Can you imagine? It's right there.

And does that not speak of the arrogance and govern news and things? I can run the country. Think about that. Think about that for a second. And Karen Bass. And I'll say it again, they're overeducated, have never held a real job where they're accountable, because in government you're not accountable. and this is what you got.

Remember I showed a clip of Adam Carolla because it affected his house, I think. He was in a hotel for a couple weeks and he put out a... He was a carpenter in California when he was younger. He went on a rant about, you wait till they try to pull the fucking permits to rebuild. It's not going to happen.

He was so spot on. I keep thinking of it. It made me laugh. And I'm like, he knows. The guy worked in the industry. and shit. It's one thing I do like about Crowley. Play football in high school. Made a boxing mobile. He's like

a guy's guy. He's got some nice fucking cars. Kind of a, you know, weird dude. I mean, in a good way. I mean, not a good way. Anyways, Andy let me make fun of him at the roast. Not that I needed his permission, but I said something about

him being Hispanic and I think he's Italian. What the fuck I was thinking? Anyways, is this Trump talking? I'm guessing? I want to see if we can take over. This is where. This is where fucking Crowder would do the best, Trump.

I want to see if we can take over the city and state. And just give the people their permits. They want to build, Trump told the California Post Friday, and an exclusive California Post now. I like how that just popped up. They didn't even fucking have a soft launcher. Me and Dallas yesterday, going, hey, there are two posts.

now? Did you guys know that that was the first paper on the history of the country, New York Post, founded by Alexander Hamilton? They'd know that? Sure. Then the old gray yeast infection came in the New York Times and they've been, you know, contradicted everything the Post said. The Post is, it's turned into, you know, a little bit of a tabloid thing, but you can still get good. I like it. It's a nice combination. You can read, like I said, you can read about politics and, you know, Congress, and then there'll be a headline, headless man found in Topless Bar, right under a story about the war in Vietnam.

That's a paper for you. Anyways, where was I, Dallas? Did I do this? I am your voice. It's Trump talking to California. In an interview, an exclusive, an officer, he signed a seven-page order, executive order, so he can step in

and get the shit. This is what he does. This is the difference between the private sector and government. You don't even have to follow politics and all that. If you've been to the DMV or the fuck awaited something from the post office, you know how it works. Some real, they hire some really ambitious people. So Trump is a guy who, and he built half the, I still bring this up. He built half the skylight of Manhattan without having the mob on his back.

Let me tell you something. Right there, that might have been his greatest feet ever. Trump pointed the finger at the homosexual. I say they're kidding because I think he's just a rat bastard. California Governor Newsom and L.A. Mayor Karen Bigmouth Bass for the painfully slow rebuilding of homes ravaged. Yeah, because you see, Marxists and communists and socials aren't good at capitalism. Rebuilding homes ravaged by the January 2025 Pacific Palisades and Eaton fires.

I went to Jay Moore. I got a podcast. Jay Moore lived up there. I wonder if he got rid. I don't think he'll have any trouble building. He married the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers' daughter, Jerry Busses' daughter. That one still blows my mind. Comedian, Jay Moore.

He did good. He was on S&L. He did more, but he had a good career. But I'm just saying, he's a heavy guy with glasses. He looks like he works at the post office. Remember Nikki Cox? Remember her? I forget what sitcom she was on.

She was built like a brick shit house. She had like reddish hair. He fucking dated her for, I get out of the, I have a story about everything, don't I? I'm doing a set at the Laugh Factory and I'm out front.

I get out of my car and I'm coming down the sidewalk and she comes up to me. Hey, how are you? And I'm like, good. How are you? You know, like a stunning fucking J-pop's out. You filthy fuck, I didn't know.

I didn't even know that they were new each other. They had been baiting a while. Anyway, Wi-Fi has destroyed and estimated 16,000 structures, but Los Angeles City and County officials, listen to this, they've only issued, I just said 16,000 structures have been damaged. They've only issued 2,600 permits to rebuild. But he can run the country.

Gavin thinks he can run for president. They're all in it for the power folks, the left. Just remember that. All as I know is Trump took a bullet in the face and was almost killed another time. That's all I know. And yeah, I'm going to agree with everything he fuck. I'm going to agree with all of it.

Well, that's stupid. Even if he's wrong, yeah. He took a bullet in the face, and he got up and he practically gave the guy who shot him a finger. Yeah, I am. Show me anybody in the... the left that could do that. We'll do a story later on that filthy

Elon Omar fucking who could squirt it with Diet Coke and they're making it out to be the next Kennedy assassination. Fucking titless wonder. In all less than 15% of all homes destroyed by the fires have received less than 15% have received necessary approvals to move forward.

Trump's order is designed to preempt the building permit process. Isn't it great when you're president? You're like, how do you enforce that though? You go out of Home Depot and we'll pick up the pace there, Pedro. And empower the federal government to maneuver around the needless obstacles

imposed by Democratic leaders. See, there's nine levels of bureaucracy. That's how they keep people employed. That's what the left likes. Remember when Obama, the government grew like it was on steroids? It's what they do. Jessica

Rogers, a Pacific Palisades resident who lost everything in the wildfires, burst into tears of joy. When she learned the federal government was stepping in to pick up the slack. She said, and I quote, we're so desperate. We really need the help. We cannot do this on our own. Our state's not capable. Our city's not capable. I just would ask her, how'd you vote for the last? I just want to know. Maybe she's a, I mean, there's a few out there like us. I'm just saying. But I, she looks

like a single mom. She says, can you replace my husband? He was a douchebag, but I loved him. So I don't know how she voted. I got a cameo and the guy said, we're leaving L.A. right now. We've lived it. We had to be out of the last three or four years. We're going back to, what the fuck were they going back to with the family?

Like Florida or North Carolina. Somewhere great. You know? And the guy couldn't have sounded happy. It was unbelievable. Hey, do you guys know it's freezing down here that I wore a pea jacket to fucking work? and a slip under my slip.

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Yeah, go to nicktip.com. It would really help. We have a rat or it's either a couple rats under the house or a couple illegals with hammers. The fucking noises it. My wife is freaking the fuck out. I laugh. I'm like,

they need a home too. She goes fucking nuts, you know. You're like open the cabinets in the kitchen and you can hear this. Like on the other side of the wall. Oh, God. It's not funny to her, but And it's funny, a guy go, they get around.

I hear him in your office, and an hour later, I'm in the kitchen. What do they need to have in a rave? Anyways, let's move on, Dallas. I can't take it no more. Make me a sandwich. And our make me a sandwich tonight, rep Ilhan Omar, mustache and all, husband slash brother fucker,

was accosted and sprayed with an unknown substance. I would have went with Rade. Because she's a cock, fucking roach. An unknown substance Tuesday by a man who rushed the stage with a syringe at a chaotic town hall event in Minnesota. That's right. Axel Rose charged the state. No, look at this guy. Looks like he's wearing a fucking snorkel jacket.

Yeah. I honestly, you know, Trump said it too? I said it the minute I saw this story last night on the I go. Yeah, that probably wasn't staged. I mean, I read about the guy, apparently he's got a screw loose if you believe what they wrote. You know what I'm saying? It's very easy.

He's probably, you know, like you said, he's an actor. She's sure and fucking. But even Trump comes out and goes, Trump goes, what did he say? It was probably a setup. Yeah. Trump comes out and says what people are thinking. You understand?

That's a little reckless. But then, you know what? Like I said, he took a bullet in the face and almost got killed again. So he can say whatever the fuck he wants about this. he probably goes, what's that a syringe with fucking Pepsi in it? Ooh, I get hit in the face with a bullet. Omaha was at the podium criticizing Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Christy Noam, you know, because he's jealous of anybody that's white and good-looking.

And go back to your shithole of, where were you from, Somalia? Yeah, go back there. Go help those people who are still shitting into coffee cans and chasing water bugs with sticks for lunch. Christy yeah she's shitting on Christy Noem calling for

abolishing ice and there's a there's a group of white once again who's in the crowd I see fucking three white woman about middle age

liberal stupid never left their fucking house went to college convinced this country's horrible she's saying abolish ice they're there to protect

stupid broads like that you know unless she don't mind your daughter getting raped by a pack of fucking Africanus they applaud.

Abolish ice. We are on a different wavelength and I'm not seeing enough of people on the right go. Can we remind you why they're there? Not just for the fucking $20 billion fraud that you guys have been letting go under your nose. Why don't you answer for that?

I haven't heard anybody questioned this dumb Samai in for that. How'd that happen under your watch? And is it a coincidence? It's the Somali population? Is that a coincidence? The first Somali woman in Congress, and it's the Somali community that's doing all the, and she's $40 million richer after a year?

Is that not connected, you fucks? Take it easy, Sean. I'm Sean Hannity. Unfortunately, that's all the time we have tonight. That guy has stayed on script for 40 years. I mean, he's a work court. He's a bull. No doubt about it.

He's worth a zillion dollar, and he should be. But I'm just saying, it's so funny, he will not very. from that script. Unfortunately, I saw the time he have. Then he goes, coming up next, Greg, but he'll put a smile on your face. If I ever ran into him and I was Gutfeld in the hallway, I'd go, I'll put a smile on there. What am I, a fucking case

of gas? What the fuck are you talking about? That's an insult to a comic. He'll make you smile. Anyways, change that, Sean. You know I love you. Anyways, abolishing ice and blah, blah. shouting it in audible remarks charged her the guy did from the row closest to her lectern and sprayed liquid in the direction of her chest almost burnt all the hair off it the syringe appeared to contain an amber-colored liquid turns out it was yingling I don't know what it was but let's take a look at the stage to back I don't know that it's

stage, but it really doesn't compare to what's happened and Trump does it. Even that, he beats them. Go ahead. Roll this piece of chat. And DHS Secretary Kristy Knoem must resign or face impeachment. Oh, wow. Wow. You've got a lot of courage to say that in front of a bunch of people who think just like you. And she's got to wear the stupid hat to remind you. Go ahead. You notice how nobody moved in a crowd? Nobody jumped. You know what I mean? If you were sitting in the front row and that was Trump or whatever, even if it was Donald Jr.

And I saw, wouldn't you jump in? I'm going to get famous somehow. This ain't working. Look. I read about him. Again, I can't wait. They said, apparently she knows just, just, Jesse Smollett pretty well. So the Congresswoman ran after the man because, you know, she had to make it look like it was real and appeared to be readying to punch him. Who wrote this? What feminist whores saw that? And he was tackled and removed from the North Minneapolis venue. And I hope he at least got one of these in. You fucking whew.

Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. I need a napkin. To get my dinner ready? She said I need a napkin. Omar was heard asking a staffer on the mic. AIDS urged her to seek medical attention.

You know, she's like, I'm not, come on. You saw what Trump did, and that was a real fucking incident. I'm not going to seek medical attention. It looked like the weak African than I am. But the 43-year-old squad rep refused. Who fucking wrote this? Gloria Steinem. Is that how you saw all this go down?

No, we will continue. I'm fine, Omar's. Do you see? She's trying to pull a Trump. It really smells this whole thing. I mean, you know, if she's, in charge of fraud worth 20 billion attacks, she's not gonna,

she's fucking above doing this. An aide noted that whatever the substance sprayed was, it smelled so bad. That was probably her. You know, they douche every two light years in Somalia. And when they do, they use cat piss

and Coca-Cola. The man was arrested by Minneapolis Police Department, who, by the way, I have a history of it, a good history. I don't know if you guys remember when the shit was going down before George Floyd, I think. There was a, what the fuck was going? Yeah, Mike Brown. It was the Mike Brown.

Remember Mike Brown, the black guy? It was a shooting in Minneapolis. Hands up, don't shoot. It was all a lie and shit. Those cops that were involved came to my fucking show. And my, you know, my senseless killing, name of the album, is that the name of it? I had a couple retired hero cops participate in that shooting. Not the shooting shooting. I mean, they did.

get his arm almost blown up, but I'm saying when we shot the cover. How do you think of that? I get juice, even though I'll never be in Minneapolis ever get in my life. The man was arrested by the MPD and offices booked him into the Hennepin County Jail for third-degree assault. Representative Omar was uninjured, unfortunately, and resumed speaking at the event using Swahili. Fuck her and everything she believes in and her family. Does she have kids? Probably not. Let's move on to Nurse Ratchet. You're not going to get that unless you're familiar with Cuckoo's Nuss, but I think you are.

Busted by the libs of TikTok. This woman, I'm going to give you a trigger warning. Don't throw shit at your TV. Don't punch anybody in the room. VCU, that's Virginia Commonwealth University. I returned punts there in the early 80s. Health and the VCU police are investigating after a nurse at the hospital made a series of videos about fighting back. against federal law enforcement.

We prioritize the health and safety of anyone who comes to us for care. This is what the hospital put up. We are aware of a series of videos that appear to have been posted by an individual confirmed to be an employee of our health system. VCU told Fox News, the content of the videos is highly inappropriate and does not reflect the integrity or values of our health system. I doubt that very much. VCU police are assisting with this investigation. This could ruin a, you know I mean? This could like ruin a hospital. VCU police are assisting with this investigation. The university continue per policy while the

investigations underway. The individual is on administrative. Administrative leave. She should be deported to somewhere, even though she's from here. She's on administrative. administrative leave and we'll be not in our facilities or interacting with patients. And it should say forever. But it doesn't, does it? A, she was a hooer. B, she was a hooer. The nursing question used a now deleted TikTok account, redhead redemption. Look how happy she is. Aren't the liberal white women happy? Look at the sadness. I can almost see feminism in her eyes burning. They're just unhappy. I love it. You fell for all that whore shit and now you're miserable.

So hateful that either so hateful or so pompous you thought people actually think like you do and you felt secure enough to say this shit on the internet. Enjoy cutting grass for a living. You fucking hoo-ah. Redhead Redemption and was quickly identified as an employee at VCU Health.

Popular X account, Libs of TikTok. God bless them. They do God's work. Posted a compilation of three of the nurse is TikTok videos on X that sparked viral outrage. I want you to listen to the smugness and the glibness and the arrogance and the bitterness and this. I mean, she's not like a freaking, she doesn't look like, you know, I mean, she's not.

Oh, I love it. Some guy probably put her through the fucking ringer. Let's listen. Are the single ladies where these ice guys are going have a chance to do something, you know, not without risk. but could help the cause for sure. Get on Tinder, get on Hinge, find these guys.

They're around. They're an ice agent. Bring some X-lax and put it in their drinks. Pause. I love it. Her first thing is to go after guys. You know what I mean? She's a bitter.

She got, you know, yeah, go after the guys. They're the, the ice is the problem. Put some, put, go ahead. Look at her. Hateful. Get them sick. Get them sick. That's a nurse.

Nobody's going to die. Just enough to incapacity them, get them off the street for the next day. Highly, easily denial. You know, you could get sick, too. She's diabolical. Won't eat there again. Look at her. Smirking.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying you. Let's get them. Where they eat. Where they eat. That ain't your ass. I'll tell you that much. Somebody's not going to be supporting these guys. Where's the hotel where they eat?

Who makes that breakfast? Let's find them. It's a nurse. I'll say it again. Speak up, bitch. You know, let's make their lives miserable. Let's make the lives. I know we're already trying to keep them awake all night. Make their lives miserable like hers. Anything you can do to make the living conditions bad.

It's a nurse. Talking to people who work at the places where they are. What else, whore? some ideas. Dead fish. Somewhere in the room hidden. Hide dead fish in a hotel. Just... Smells like your pussy. Stay toxic. Okay, for today's resistance tip, I vote. Anybody got me poison ivy, poison oak in their yard?

Get some of that up with gloves, obviously. Get it in some water, like a gallon of water. Sounds like she's done this to ex-boyfriend. with the poison ivy oak water and i'm going to put it into a water gun no you're not you're going to let other people throw her faces hands get good and wet hope you get a lump in both tits i really don't that might be a good like if you're going to do this you're going to be miserable in it does she have a mask the medical mask running the baloney on the cars that they're throwing there is a nice touch of hair takes pain off baloney takes pain off a car what do you buy and sorry just got up I don't look like a raccoon, but I thought of something good.

I think it's something weird spot. Sabotage tactic or at least scare tactic. All the medical providers, grab some syringes with needles on the end. That's where the guy gets the idea. Have them full of saline or sucks in the ol'coline, you know, whatever, whatever. Pause, succular solene, whatever the fuck she said the second one, it paralyzes you for like four or five minutes at a time. This is a dog. Let me ask you.

I want to know of her future. She just booted herself out of any medical job. I mean, if the world is a little bit sane, right? Oh, there's probably enough hospitals in Boston, you know, the ones who are cutting kids' tits off and they'll take her in a second. Go ahead, Raccoon. That will probably be a deterrent. Be safe. Be safe. Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a

cunt, ain't she done? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? Could that be any more apropos? By the way, I put this in. Sucular coline is an anesthetic that causes rapid, short-acting muscle paralysis. The paralytic effect typically lasts four to six hours, four to six minutes, I mean, excuse me. There's a video of something. I forget what.

I can explain anything. Pause. Pause. I'm sorry. I didn't really. This is a, I'm showing this because Nurse Ratchet was the evil nurse in cuckoo's nest at the Nut House. And she was very vengeful. She has that feminist, she was way ahead of her time.

She had that hateful thing that, you know, what a great actress. She won an Academy Award for her, by the way. She's dead. Louise Fletcher, by the way. Anyways, if you guys didn't see the movie, this is Billy Babbitt. And he, you know, he studded the whole movie. And, you know, and it was because of trying. because his mother, she was overbearing and, you know, sexually fucked him up or whatever the fuck.

Now, watch what Nurse Ratchett does. It's still not as bad as a fucking nurse from Minneapolis. Please do. Explain everything. Aren't you ashamed? Pause. Sorry. They had a party.

She comes into work. Mick Murphy, that was Nicholson's character. You know, had a bunch of hookers come in. and at night and they had a party get all the nuts drunk and shit and he she comes in early opens a door and he's in bed with a woman

first time he ever fucked a woman you know and he and by the way you don't see this is he stopped stuttering remember he wasn't stuttering right after he fucked the woman it was all so genius by the way

and this is how she handles it she's supposed to be taken care of her no I'm not You know, Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this. Um, um, well, you, you, you, you, don't, don't have to, tell her, Miss Ratchet. I don't have to tell her. How good is she? Your mother and I are old friends, you know that.

Please, please don't. Mr. Washington, yeah. Put Billy and Dr. Spoonie's office. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stay with him till the doctor arrives. No. No, no. No, no.

No. No. No. No. No. That's acting, Omar. Ilhan, take some notes. How good was that?

He was punching that cement floor. Well, they were dragging him away. I remember watching going, uh, Nicholson was like. And right after that, I'm probably, spoiler alert. Nicholson attacks her. Jokes the fucking life.

Tries to kill her. Oh my God, I love that movie so much. And I do remember Michael Douglas produced it. Had something to do the production. Anyways, that's Nurse Ratchet. And I don't think she's as evil as the nurse we just watched. Squirt poison oak in their face. Let's lighten it up, folks.

Bill Belichick baffled. Why do you say that, Nick? This is probably, this is more shocking than anything we're done today. Belichick, Bill, shocking. fell short of the 40 out of 50 votes needed to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame during his first year of eligibility. Belichick was notified Friday that he would not be enshrined in Canton Ohio this summer. This is why we are a nation of adult children. Sources told told the ESPN that Billy was puzzled and disappointed by the result, meaning Belichick.

The legendary football coach has even said to have asked an associate six Super Bowls isn't enough. Look at this picture, folks. This is so fucking hilarious following the news I just read to you. He's got six trophy. That's six wins. And he was in what, eight or nine? And he won two rings with the fucking Giants in Cleveland. Not Cleveland.

With the Giants as a defensive coordinator. And they said like he was the guy. So you have to say to yourself, now what? How did this happen? Once again, people can't put their bias aside. You understand? I'm trying to think who I dislike. Like LeBron James, hate his fucking guts.

But if I was a sports writer and it kind of, you know, it's ballot. time for the Hall of Fam? But people aren't like that. And those are the people I hate. I'll be watching a baseball game. Even when the Red Sox announcers get a little bias, it makes me crazy. It's not your fucking job.

Belichick owns a coaching record in the NFL. Listen to this. 333 wins and only 178 losses. That's almost 200 games over 500, which includes, listen to these to just to make sure if you weren't sure, includes the playoffs making him second behind only Don Schuller and career wins. Belichick, listen to this,

led the Patriots to six Super Bowl titles, like Dallas said, during his 24 seasons, his head coach, which also included, this is one that'll never be broken in any sport. And to do it in football is fucking insane. 17 division titles. Nine conference champion.

You know how to this? Ask Cleveland. Ask the Cleveland Browns or the fucking, even, I'm trying to think it seems to be better around. Arizona Cardinals that used to be St. Louis. Ask them what it's like to even be in, if you were in four division title game. Nine conference championships.

That's insane. In 266 regular season, he owns another two Super Bowl rings from his time as a defensive coordinator under Bill Parcells with the Giants. One person told ESPN that Belichick doesn't think that the vote was, in Belichick's words, a reflection on his accomplishments and that politics kept them out of Canton. Thank you, Captain Arbius, but yes, that's a thousand percent right.

And Tuesday's report suggested some voters declined to back Belichick. This is this guy's opinion, I guess, because the spy gate and, deflategate scandals cast a dark shadow over the Patriots championship running. And Bill Belichick said, You blew that whistle one more time. I'm going to stick up your fucking ass. Get off the field. Well played.

One voter told the outlet that former Bills and Colts general manager Bill Polly and who was on the Hall of Fame voting committee had believed that Belichick should, you know how many times he fucking ruined? the cults, him and Brady, ruin the cult's sweat dreams and the AFC playoff, whatever the fuck. So Paulian thought he should wait a year

before he gets inducted into the hall as punishment for the 2007 SpyGate cheating scandal. By the way, and if you go back and read all that shit, you got coaches in the NFL are the ones defending Belichick going, everybody does what he was doing. And they give examples of it,

so whatever the fuck. And I didn't even know that he was doing. doing anything illegal. Paulian denied it and said he and vote, and I believe Pauline, Pauline denied all that and said he voted for him because it's too, as much as you hate somebody, with that kind of record, you're going to look like an asshole if you don't vote for him. I didn't label the, I must have been watching poem while I was doing this last night. What's the video of Dallas? Huh?

Oh, Billy Belichick, some of his better moments. Check it out. Do you think having a 37 year? We're on to Cincinnati. It's nothing about the past, nothing about the future. Right now we're preparing for Cincinnati. Do you feel like the talent you have here is good? We're getting ready for Cincinnati. Well, I mean, I'm just asking.

Do you think you've done enough to help? Paul. Bill, we just got word that your wife was killed on Route 1 and a head on accident with two of your children. We're on a Cincinnati. We're getting ready for Cincinnati. Yeah, trust me, Willie. When I came to Indianapolis, they, they, everything through, you know, through stuff at me, yelled at me and everything else. Then when I went for it on fourth and one, and we got stopped ever since then, it's been, hey, coach, good to see you.

How's it coming? Thank you very much for being here, Coach. Let me ask you right away. You pretty much extinguished my Colts. How do you feel about that? Well, it was only a 38-point win. when we were talking about shit. What was that connection?

Were you on Snap Face there when we were talking about that? Pause. He was talking about something personal when he was a kid. And this guy somehow got in on the conversation, and Bill goes, I think he meant Snapchat. I think he's trying to be funny, though. I don't know. He goes, what, were you on Snapface?

Lenny Clark, great comedian from Boston, legend, and his brother Mike. He knows Belichick. Belichick had Lenny Clark command. one of the Super Bowls the night before and do stand up for the team. Isn't that fucking cool? That's how funny Lenny is. And Lenny, Mike, his brother told me, like one of his first jokes was there's something,

something about Brady's a white guy's getting more pussy than you black. That's like his opening joke. They said Bellet, Chuck is, and he's almost a great actor. When he was in those press conferences and he puts on that, it's a persona. it's a persona. He hates the press so much and he has to do it. He's obligated to do press conferences.

But that's his way of saying, I don't respect the thing you do. Coach, about that third down player and we're on to Buffalo. You couldn't be more disrespectful to a report. I fucking love it. I mean, he even had a different way of handle on that shit.

But he's not a Hall of Fame coach. And I'm sure, and don't, and by the way, these are writers from a bunch of cities. You know? And again, they're in the media. You don't think there was some, and that doesn't even take this.

Maybe they do believe in that spy gate and all that shit. But Bill Belichick also, remember he was with Trump a little bit? We've seen him together with Trump. And of course, Robert Kraft. It only takes one liberal jerk off. And don't tell me all the sports writers right are Republicans because they're involved, because they're not. It only takes one jerk off writer to go, yeah, he's like a Trump fan.

him. Again, just my theory. If you don't like it, kiss my grits. Sorry for the language. But also now it's led into the Pro Bowl.

Yeah, but fucking Dallas shows me this. I thought you were kidding. Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl anymore because it's the flag football game. Just announce the team. Now they play flag football in Hawaii.

Guys can go out, cheat on their wives and have po. Can I get the pussy and the pineapple? Yeah, the three peas place. But Dallas just showed me. me a headline. Trevor Lawrence had 38 touchdown passes this year, right? He had the best year of his career. So yeah, 38 touchdowns for 12 interceptions. Yeah. 4,000, 365 yards. You hear that? And top 3 MVP voting. Hear that? Top MVP, not to mention how much she scrambles.

Are we sure he didn't get in? I'm still stunned. He didn't get the, he didn't get the pro bowl. But you know who did? What quarterback did make the pro bowl? Shadour Sanders. Seven touchdown. Seven touchdowns. Ten interceptions. Ten interceptions. One thousand five hundred and sixty-nine yards. Fifteen hundred sixty-nine yards. Bottom three-quarterback. Bottom three-quarterback. And he reads at a fucking fourth grade level. But he's black and he's young and he's...

That's what ruins our country right there. I just read you two miscarriages of justice. Shorts, just sports. But it's fucking more than that. Let's move on to a guy I'd rather hang out with and whoever fucking both. voted for Shador Sanders. Sacco the Sickle. Maybe I shouldn't have said it.

Sacko the Sicko. This guy's a sick bastard. Should be taken. A Nassau County detective moonlighting as a pervert allegedly tried to talk a young girl's father an undercover federal agent.

He didn't know he was talking to an undercover into raping his own daughter while the sicko watched on a video call. What's this motherless fuck's name? Robert Sacko. 38 years. old. He looks like kind of a gay A-rod, which is probably redundant.

Robert Sacco, 38, had been unknowingly messaging an FBI agent as part of a three-month sting using encrypted apps, offering up money to whom he thought was a 10-year-old girl's dad, according to the documents. In return, Sacco demanded nude photos of the young girl, because she's 10. I'm sure she's built. What? I don't even get that. I don't get it. While also sickeningly pressing the dad to sexually abuse his daughter and let him watch the act remotely. This is all over the world.

This is a, the disgrace detective claimed he had a longstanding attraction to children. He's not even denying it. And a fixation on young girls in particular casting it as a twisted secret he wanted to act on. the creep also allegedly plan to purchase butt plugs and vibrators for the 10-year-old girl Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Here's my

I've said this before we have the best justice system in the world and shit and you could argue Iran has the worst I say we meet in the middle like an Iran this guy would have already been thrown off a building or in a fire or made the head muller I don't know they like to fuck boys over there

am I right Dallas it's a very big middle Eastern culture thing. They like to fuck young boys, which isn't as bad as fucking a 10-year-old, I mean, wanting to see. Anyways, he was arrested in Brooklyn on Saturday. Can you name another city that had some more disturbing people in it than Brooklyn? It's a great city. You know, I mean, there's beautiful parts and shit. It's really, and you talk about, you know, oh, yeah, anybody who goes diversity is our biggest, okay, I want you to walk down the streets and whatever. It's becoming gentrified. I'm trying to think of a bad neighborhood, but there's still plenty of them. I'm just saying it's, you got fucking pedophiles there, Hasidic Jew pedophiles.

Barbara Streisand came out of there. Even worse. A lot of great people came out of it too, Vince Lombardi, right? Joe Pitherno, friggin, Neil Diamond. I'm forgetting some big ones. Anyhow, the sting operation, which kicked off in October, revealed online chats progressively escalated when the veteran cops sending sexually explicit photos of himself and even discussing visiting the father's daughters Albany home to admire the 10-year-old from a distance while he pleasureed himself. I'm surprised he spilled all the shit up. Good luck in the prison, by the way, because you're already a mocked man. They have TVs in the day room. They're watching you right now going, where do we open this guy's ass? like a right mountain. Sacco has been suspended without pay and charged with trying to pressure a child

into sexual activity that would be broadcast. ABC and NBC are bidding over it. That's right, those sick bastards. You know how better be. That's a joke, folks. According to Blakeman and court papers, he could face up to 25 years in prison and a $250,000 fine if convicted. I know. again our system over here I ran over here don't cut his cock off an hour after you get the story wait about two weeks but I'm saying can we meet in the middle don't go through years and years of appeals and all that horse shit when he you know um like I said don't hang on from a crane yet meet in the middle just burn his lower body off with a blow torch I don't know. You guys come up with something.

We'll have a contest. If this is a radio show, I'd have you call in. Let's move on to something light and fresh and funny. Foot fetish. That's all I could come up. A female passenger is being accused of a petty crime. Jesus. I don't even have to ask where I got this.

It has to be the post. A petty crime, folks. P-E-D-I. Petty as a, you know, foot, petty, pedicure. after using her fellow flyer's seat as a footrest on a Qatar Airways flight as seen in an appalling video taken off. It's taken off online,

meaning people are going nuts over online. Nice wording. I fantasize about somebody trying this. Even now in first class and I put my seat back, I'm waiting for somebody behind me who's new to flying to go, could you put you...

No, I couldn't. That's why it goes back. And yours does too, by the way. Shut the fuck up. That was never a problem, by the way. That was never an issue. We've been flying for, what, 70 years or whatever? Never an issue till Generation Jerkoff showed up.

Now people think they can complain about that. Fly witnesses said the female passenger became perturbed after the travel. Look, see the feet? Her feet are up on top of the person's seat in front. became perturbed after the traveler in front of her reclined her seat on the plane. Now, there's more to this story. Some people say that's not why she did it, which was headed from Doa to Moscow. However, others claimed that the passenger believed to be Russian had been denied an upgrade

and decided to protest by kicking her feet up. Either way, you're an idiot. Why would you fucking, the guy in front of you or the girl in front of you, whoever you did this to, didn't have anything to do with that. Don't you understand your former protest is fucking her day up? Why are the guys standing there watching it too? Why don't they have her in a headlock and stomping her face like De Niro did in the Billy Bats party? The clip shows the woman resting her feet on the seat of the woman in front of her who is forced to crouch down as she works on her laptop.

Watch this. And this woman takes it beautifully, of course, right? Watch this. The guy This is freedom It just don't Yeah, the business class The guy goes

A business class And she goes Only in Russia could this happen Or whatever the fuck And I'm like, no Shit starts in America Anyways That happens to me

And the hell if she turn around And you go Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who are the fuck? Where's that one, Ben? Oh my God. I got to review our old ones.

At one point, the mile high Helion even claps her trainers together, her shoes, and uses them to shake the seat. Fellow passengers and onboard employees repeatedly implore her to put her feet down but to no avail. Other passengers ridicule. This is the world we live in right now. People will eat shit and just take it. take it. I'll never understand it. Don't be afraid to be called

an asshole in public. I got into it with Delta at fucking Boston Airport. I was flying back home a couple years ago. They called security on me. Because I raised my voice. And then, in Savannah, remember, I told this story

on stage. You know, people, you're waiting aboard so you stand up and there's people coming off the plane before you was the plane you're getting on to. this black girl, she was giving me the hateful eye, like she's seen my act or something. And there's a bunch of us standing around

because there was nowhere to sit. I'm boarding first. I'm in seat 1A. But I'm still 10 feet from where the people are getting off the plane with those ropes. And she goes, sir, could you please? So I step back. She goes more, you know, she.

And I go, what the fuck? Like that. And everybody whips their head around. Remember I told the story? And the guy behind me was with his wife, he goes, talking about her. That was unnecessary to her. I was fucking eight feet from where. She just had that fucking.

And of course, my mama dabbit says, you just got to leave shit like that alone. Fuck you, I don't eat shit. You didn't raise me to eat shit, Dad. I saw you get our neighbor and a headlock. True story. Other passengers ridiculed the woman with one quipping that they were in discomfort class.

Oh, a bunch of, what was this, Southwest where the flight attendants have to be funny? How about that one? Remind me to write a fucking book about that. This is business class, snarked one man. Why is that funny? Well, the woman lamented. And she said, this can only happen in Russia. The victim also weighed in on her in-flight plate, declaring, as the saying goes, you can take a person out of the dirt.

We say it a different way here. but the dirt doesn't come out of the person. We change that to a more urban phrase. You know what's saying? She's got the word jungle in it, shit? Yeah. McDonald's Jungle Jim, you know. The clip concluded with an air hostess crouching down

and peeing in a man's throat and they landed safely. And they landed in St. Petersburg. The clip concluded with an air host is crouching down explaining to the woman that she needed to remove her kicks from the seat. He's a little whore and a little piece of trash. That's better.

She eventually relented and lowered her feet. Jesus. Oh, God, help us. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Finally tonight on your sister's septum. This bullets for you. Kirk Bangstad.

What an asshole this guy is. Boy, I wouldn't want to go anywhere in Wisconsin with Madison and what the fuck have. Isn't it sad? it's the Midwest. He used to call it the heartland, and it's got heart disease, thanks to liberal poison. And I used to say it on stage.

I go, you guys are so polite that you're eating this shit. I was saying stuff. They came to see me because they have my politics. And I see it happen on Gutfeld show, the live audience. They still moan at an off-color joke.

And you're like, guys, if that joke doesn't work here, you came to see me because you have a lot in common with how, how the fuck are we going to win? Kirk Bankstad, the Wisconsin owner of the Minokwa Brewing Company and the treasurer of a federal super PAC. It's always good to mix beer and politics of the same name, has made no secret of his hatred of President Trump and conservatives and virtually anyone who doesn't share his leftist worldview. For instance, Bangstead, who was ordered to pay a six-figure sum for defamation in 2023 and was charged with harassment last year, stated,

Fuck Charlie Kirk in a diatribe the day after the turning point founder was assassinated. And he wrote weeks later, may his soul never find peace. Free beer all day long, the day he dies, shows this post when it happens in a few months. He says, this is him saying, he's talking about Trump now. If Trump dies, show this post and we'll make good on that promise. You get free beer. Look at him. douche with a capital D.

Although the leftist brewer has long engaged in this variety of incendiary commentary, which dovetails with his Beninjerry-style progressive marketing, Bangstad recently raised eyebrows and potential red flag with a post insinuating the president's death was forthcoming. It's unbelievable, huh? Are these people getting arrested? Days after circuit, do you remember when somebody made a joke about a rodeo clown? The rodeo client got had an Obama mask on.

He was fucking banned from the rodeo poland. Remember that? Days after circulating a wanted poster for a federal agent calling for a regime change in the U.S. and stating that it's just a matter of time before every ice agent will face justice. That's the other wet dream they're having. They think it's going to be like the Nuremberg.

They fucking lost it, man. Bagstad said in a January 22nd post on the brewery's Facebook page, free beer all day long, the day he did. dies referring to Trump. Show us this post when it happens. In a few months, we'll make good on that promise. When asked by the news for comment, Bangstad appeared to confirm that he was referring to Trump

and indicated that brewery would be throwing a party celebrating the impending death of a twice-impeached convicted felon. The U.S. Secret Service told Blazner's, the U.S. Secret Service is aware of the social media post by the Managua Brewing Company. Yeah, we all are. What are you going to do about it? Out of concern for operational security, we do not discuss matters of protective intelligence.

I'm sure that is a policy, but you can also use that when you're going to, we're not going to do anything about it. We're too busy, right? Bankstad's post also caught the attention of various critics, including the people at Libs of TikTok, who noted, and this is a great point, how are we supposed to share a country with these people? Democrats want us dead. I want them dead. I just can't say it without getting in trouble.

I'll say it again. I'm 63. I got no kids. I'll be the happiest guy in jail. Again, Dallas will be behind me shooting. I'll be just verbally abusing the people. I can picture you behind my car in the driveway. I'm like, fuck you.

The American left appears to have a strong appetite for political violence. Well, aren't you a fucking observant one? So don't buy this guy's Minauqua fucking beer. If you see his kid, push him off the swing set. Break his head. That's it, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, dogs and cats. And, um, oh, did we have a discussion about, oh, she didn't tell you? What?

About shoutout another? Cameo.com. If you want a personal video for me, you know, roasting a friend of yours or saying, happy birthday, go to camio.com. We also have shoutout.us, where I also, uh, You can get a personal video for me. You request what you want. And it's fun. People like it.

They've used it at weddings. Some people gave birthday gifts. You know, they know somebody's a fan of mine. And I have fun doing them. And I'm sure I'll be banned from the world soon, from the garbage I say on that. But it's $11 of pop, so I need it. That's it, right? You guys, thank it.

I'll say, you're very welcome. I will see you back here today tomorrow or next week. Good night, everybody. Now, tomorrow, final day at a week? Tomorrow. That's it. We'll see you then. Have a good day.

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