The Nick DiPaolo Show - Illegals to the Front of the Class | Nick Di Paolo Show #515

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

Biden cares more about migrants' education than citizens. Matt Gaetz says a former DoJ insider is extorting him. Man's skin peels off after vaccination.

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Tuesday afternoon I'm just beginning to see it now I'm on my way. It doesn't matter to me chasing the clouds away. Something calls to me. The trees are drawing me near. What? hit of acid i've got to find out why anyways i'm gonna try acid this weekend i think i have a big bowl of z to even drop a tab and see what happens huh i'll put on some old oprah reruns what do you say how you doing folks fuck it Let's get right to it. Several people. This was from last week. I missed it again. My goal is to report all the black crime you're not going to see anywhere else.

Well, you'll see it on the Internet, but, you know, the channels you should be seeing it on NBC, CBS, ABC. CNN, all the ones that ignore it. NBC, CNN, all the ones that ignore it. Several people are facing charges after a wild fight ended and the use of a taser at the Atlanta airport. According to Atlanta police, three people, and they were black brothers, were attempting to enter the TSA checkpoint on Tuesday morning at Hartsville-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. One of the passengers didn't have identification, which led to an argument between the group and the TSA employee because they couldn't be men enough and just admit, oh, those are the laws and I don't have one. They had to be, you know, all fucking black about it.

Anyways, so, you know, they wanted his ID. He didn't have it. He has to start shit. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? Well, they wanted his ID. He didn't have it. He has to start shit. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? Well, show me your ID. According to witnesses, the three suspects were disruptive and speaking.

And by the way, most of the witnesses here are black. It's Atlanta Airport. I've been there. What's that mean, Nick? I'm just saying. It's a good chance. Suspects were disruptive and speaking disrespectfully to the tsa is that what you call it you go fuck you motherfucker tsa employee when a bystander and it was a black

bystander which uh said something to the suspects about their behavior and i'm sure they said shut up mind your fucking business and shut up in response police said at least two of the suspects attacked the bystander. Let's take a look at the footage. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light. One down. So proudly we hailed. One down. Another one down. and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming How about that?

Even after he tases three of them, two of them are still not doing what they were told. Two of the brothers. Still about to get up and start shit. And the cop said to one of the guys, like in the wife beater that was laying down after he tased him, he still talked shit. The old cop goes, the old white guy goes,

shut up or I'll light you up again. That's some good dialogue, fella. Oh my God. What happened in this country? What happened in the good old days? I laugh at the blacks, the whites, the purples. Mostly the blacks. Remember the words of George Foreman

who said after the Muhammad Ali fight, was I down? Let me taste that, Sam. To the black people, remember the words of a great Negro, Johnson Jones, who said in Biloxi, Mississippi on a Saturday night, if the white of a great Negro, Johnson Jones, who said in Biloxi, Mississippi on a Saturday night, If the white man and the Negro can work in harmony, the people know that the white folk and the man is harmony with love.

The man is now in a state hospital. We laugh. Why do we laugh? Because we must laugh. That's right. Look who became the priest. No, you're Catholic and I'm a Jew. And Sammy, you're black and I'm a Jew and Sammy, you're black. I'm sorry.

That's racist. I don't like that type of talk. Remember the words of a great Negro. I say that honestly. All peoples are alike. We are all working. You live in my neighborhood. I live in yours.

Right, Sam? Right. Are you crazy? That's some racist shit. But I'll tell you right now, black people and white people would laugh at that today. This is how we get out of this shit. I'm telling you, even Hillary had a kick in the ass. My thick, fat fucking ankles.

She laughs so hard her testicles ache for days. Let's get to the news. I missed that one, that Atlanta thing. Next time we show something like that, I'll be in the middle of it. I'm probably trying to check out or whatever. I got to be honest, I love doing comedy, but I'm not looking forward to getting on a plane again. What if one of them goes down? I'm due. I've been doing this years you know i don't want to die in the name of big top fun as jonathan katz once said joe biden lets in two journalists that's right joe biden lets in two journalists finally because you know he's been lying for a

week or so and being called on it so finally finally, we're going to get some truth. Are you interested in the real story? I kind of am. The Biden administration finally allowed two journalists and a film crew to enter the Border Patrol Migrant Child Detention Center in Donna, Texas. The resulting photos and videos show the conditions where more than, get this, 4,100 children are held in a facility with a capacity of, get this, 250.

1,700% above capacity. Are you fucking- What are we doing? Yeah, what are you doing? What's going on right now? See that? That's not temporary, that playpen. That's where those poor kids are sleeping right now.

And it breaks my fucking heart to see these kids. They're not even with their parents, a lot of them. I got lost at the mall once for 10 minutes when I was 14. I had a breakdown. After leaked photos and videos of the overcrowded housing of unaccompanied migrant children in border patrol facilities along the Texas border, CBP officials allowed two AP reporters and a CBS, could you get any more liberal,

and a CBS news camera crew to enter the Donna facility on March 30th? Officials allow the journalist to photograph and observe. This is what you're looking at. The processing of the children and the facilities where they were being held. Well, beyond the 27 hour legal limit. Excuse me. Do you believe they were given Trump shit about being inhumane and stuff and they have the gall now to look into the camera and fucking they are soulless due to the surge of

children crossing the border without a parent border patrol officials packed more than 4100 unaccompanied minors into the donna facility designated to hold which I just told you, 250. CBS DFW reported on Tuesday. That's Dallas' fourth word. Can you find 1,700% overcapacity? Oscar Escamilla, the acting senior officer in the region, told the reporters that 250 to 300 children are entering the facility on a daily basis. Far fewer leave, he said.

That number is so lopsided, Escamilla expressed. During processing, journalists observed the children being inspected for lice, scabies, fever, the same shit they do on Tinder, and other health conditions. The process fingerprint and photograph the children who are 14 and older. The children are provided bracelets with barcodes to track their showering and medical conditions. Now, here's that when they talk to an officer, and this is so sad, he's going to tell a story about a gang. This is the type of, he told about three stories that were equally sad. This was, you know, as bad as it gets in my opinion. But listen, here's a guy that's dealing with this on a day-to-day basis.

And then you hear the other stories. You know, about a month and a half ago, I was back here talking to one of the little girls. You know, and I told the congressional delegation the same thing, right? We were going to send her to the hospital. And as I got closer to her, I noticed that she couldn't speak. And I asked the medical staff what happened. And the reason she was going to the hospital because she had gotten gang raped. And the reason that she couldn't speak was because she had lost her voice in the process while she was getting raped. Those things hit hard. Now I'm a board drill agent. Yes, I am. But I'm also a father. And it hurts because my daughter

is near the age of that little girl that i was talking to that she was going to be sent to the hospital to get checked because she had been raped congratulations by administration congratulations for breaking something that trump had fixed everybody's agreeing democrats who live down there you You guys have no fuck. Well, you know why? Because AOC and Bernie Sanders and Pelosi, they're calling the shots. People like that who have never dealt

with anything in their fucking life. And if that's not, you know, liberal reporting enough, Nora O'Donnell. Nora, Nora. Why such a media horror? What? Who wrote that?

Norah O'Donnell covers border crisis. She talks here for two minutes. Doesn't blame the Democrats. Not fucking once. It's un-fucking- I know. She's pretty and dumb. Go ahead.

And pretty dumb. The crisis on the border tonight more than 18 000 migrant children are in u.s custody today reporters were allowed inside a crowded facility in donna texas that was set up to handle the overflow of children we get more now from cbs's maria vireal inside this processing facility run by border patrol plastic pods have become an overcrowded purgatory for migrants waiting to seek oh my god hh test does not have the adequate beds to be able to take on all of these kids but they have a deal with reynolds 100 people here 17 times what the facility was built to hold more than half are unaccompanied children. They all sleep on the floor,

some with mats and others with foil blankets. I'm a father. I don't want to see that. As a Border Patrol agent, I didn't sign up for this. Are you worried that this will get worse? Of course. Good question. Of course I am. Poll factors are attracting more migrants to the South Texas border where Deputy Chief Raul Ortiz predicts overall a record-breaking year based upon what we've already apprehended and looking at what's remaining in the fiscal year that we will have approximately about a million apprehensions okay i can't think anymore she didn't mention once the bide administration or or democrats who caused this fucking mess. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. But she looked good lying, didn't she?

You pompous, stock-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. Oh, come on, easy on the gal. Unreal. And if that doesn't make your your blood curdle it gets even worse once these kids are in now get this we all know that the dems put americans last right american citizens well here's another exit now they're putting american students last democrats once again prove that americans come in their book. With the border crisis continuing to unfold, the aftermath is spilling into the United States public education system. More unaccompanied children are crossing the border than ever before.

And the Biden administration is desperate for free in-person public education from local teachers. That's what I said. Local teachers. Well, what's the matter with that, Nick? But there's one problem with that. Many local schools in San Diego remain closed to in-person schooling. Are you putting it together, folks? Look at the poor kids are teething on the bars.

So San Diego officials don't mind giving undocumented immigrants in-person education, but at the expense of U.S. children from taxpaying families. Can you wrap your head

around that one? Despise it with every fiber of my being. Do they intend on reimbursing the families who have children that still have to attend Zoom classes? The hypocrisy is mind-boggling, and it continues to show Democrats don't know how to put their own constituents first. SDUSD students are currently

learning an online-only format and are expected to move into a hybrid model on April 12th, where they will be learning in a combination of in-person and online formats, according to the school district's website. Keep the myth going. They are disrupting every fucking facet of American life, whether it's college hockey playoffs,

the football schedule, kids going to school, businesses being closed. Do you guys see the major fucking that's going on? We have 130,000 kids who haven't been allowed in a classroom for over a year in the San Diego United School District. It's great that they're

in-person learning for those unaccompanied minors from Central America. But I wish every child in San Diego County was allowed the same opportunity for in-person teaching. San Diego County Super allowed the same opportunity for in-person teaching. San Diego County Supervisor Jim Desmond told Fox, Really? You think it's great that we're allowing the illegals to be educated? Even that statement's not strong enough.

My God. We're finished. Turn out the lights. The party's over. They say that all good things must end. The system is broken when San Diego teaches and teaching migrant children in person. But the 100,000 students of taxpaying families at San Diego Unified School District are stuck learning in Zoom school. Emily Diaz said of the SDUSD,

she's a parent and she's right on. We agree that every child deserves an in-person education. We do? Okay, if you say so. But why are taxpaying students put last? That's not even a question. Why would they even be allowed in here? Stop there. They still don't get it. If this is a humanitarian issue, then who is rescuing the San Diego Unified students because our leaders have failed them? Diaz added. Good question. Biden administration defends decision to provide in-person learning for migrants in schools still closed to U.S. children. Of course they do. That's faggot stuff. It is. I don't agree with it. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki took questions on Tuesday about the educational status of migrant children who are currently being housed in San Diego.

It was reported on Monday that children who are being housed by border control will be given access to in-person learning. This despite the fact that San Diego students, again, have not had access to in-person learning for over a year. When asked about this seeming discrepancy by my dream girl, Fox News' Kristen Fisher, we'll show that after the story, please. I don't want to cry in the middle of it. Jen Psaki answered this. I know you guys have done a fair amount of reporting on this, so maybe you'll have more details. Jen Psaki answered this. And certainly, you know, our objective from the White House opening up five days a week at the majority of schools across the country. And they're on spring break right now.

And this is related to volunteering or being paid. I'm not even sure you have to ask the local school district during spring break for these migrant kids. Just shit pouring out of her mouth. Look at she's pretty good. That little red beaver right up there in front of you. I don't think it's crazy at all. And the girl that reported, I can't believe they actually let a Fox person ask a question. Kristen Fisher, my favorite person on TV ever. Little tribute.

I love you for helping me to construct of my life. Let's listen. Not a tavern, but a temple. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You have done it by just being yourself. Perhaps, after all, that is what love means. And that is why I love you.

Little tribute. She's stunning. Not for news standards. She could be a goddamn movie star. She could do a pro commercial. She's that pretty. Oh, my God. And Carla Quinn tells me, yeah, she comes into the comedy celebrity once in a while.

How come when I'm there, it's Rosie O'Donnell strolling in for three sandwiches? Matt Gaetz. Who's Matt Gaetz? You know who he is. He's the Florida conservative, the firebrand full of piss and vinegar who looks exactly like a Kennedy. Look at him. He's got Kennedy's forehead hair. He's got the jawline right there. He's saying, I am from Florida. Well, apparently he has the habits of the, well, it depends who you want to believe. Matty Gates, who we love, by the way, he's out there. He fucking hates the libs.

The Justice Department since last year has been investigating whether Matt Gates of Florida had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl and paid her to travel with him. Again, let me give you my, yeah, I'll keep going and I'll tell you it's all, I think it's bullshit, to travel with him. People familiar with the matter. Well, who are the people familiar with the matter? That's not. Nature, Will Robinson.

Nature. Yes. Investigators are examining whether Mr. gates violated federal sex trafficking law that's how you know it's bullshit the charge is already way trumped up sex yeah he's part of the cartel sneaking kids in federal sex trafficking laws the people said those laws make it illegal to coerce someone younger than 18 to travel across state lines to engage in sex. And I broke that 11 times my first year in comedy, apparently. For the love of God. Across state lines to engage in sex in exchange for money or something else of value.

Like what? Fucking Filet-O-Fish? Hummin' dirty New York Times lying cocksucker goo gobblers began last year when Mr. Trump was president. The people said, who's the people? Senior Justice Department officials, including some Trump appointees, were briefed in the summer, they said. Anybody fucking, anybody believe that? I don't know. I don't know nothing about that. Gates, 38, or Gates, I should say,

said the specifics of the allegations are unclear and he said he's been told very little. Gates appeared on Tucker Carlson last night to give his side of the story and this is what he had to say. It is a horrible allegation and it is a lie. The New York Times is running a story that I have traveled with a 17 year old woman, and that is verifiably false. People can look at my travel records and see that is not the case. What is happening is an extortion of me and my family

involving a former Department of Justice official. On March 16th, my father got a text message demanding a meeting wherein a person demanded $25 million in exchange for making horrible sex trafficking allegations against me go away. Our family was so troubled by that, we went to the local FBI. And the FBI and the Department of Justice were so concerned about this attempted extortion of a member of Congress that they asked my dad to wear a wire, which he did with the former Department of Justice official. Tonight, I am demanding that the Department of Justice and the FBI release the audio recordings that were made under their supervision and at their direction, which will prove my innocence and that will show that these allegations aren't true.

They're merely intended to try to bleed my family out of money. And this former Department of Justice official tomorrow was supposed to be contacted by my father so that specific instructions could be given regarding the wiring of $4.5 million as a down payment on this bribe. I don't think it's a coincidence that tonight somehow the New York Times is leaking this information smearing me and ruining the investigation that would likely result in one of the former colleagues of the current DOJ being brought to justice for trying to extort me and my family. OK, let's we don't know yet. Right. What's true? What's not? But let's say that's true.

Shouldn't the New York Times be shut the fuck down? I mean, it's not the first time they've done shit like this. That's why I sort of tend to believe Mr. Gay. I know it's the same political belief, but I mean, let's say that's true. Should they not be shut the fuck down? Ay yi yi. Cut to me tomorrow when they have a picture of him leading a cheerleading squad in Oklahoma. He also said this. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Gates also sent Axios screenshots of text messages, emails and documents outlining the alleged extortion scheme, which he claimed was being run by a former DOJ employee. The Justice Department declined to comment, as usual. It's still filthy. That swamp's still filthy. Ask what

the charges could relate to. Gates said, I have definitely in my single days provided for women I've dated, you know, I've paid for flights, hotel rooms. I've been, you know, generous as a partner. I got a head of hair like this and they seem to love the shit. Look at the jawline. I'm like Ellen DeGeneres. I'm the marble man. I think someone is trying to make that look criminal, he said, when it is not, meaning him dating 20-year-olds back in the day, which he's right. Gates said he was absolutely confident none of the women were underage. Then he said this. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for the sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

The former Department of Justice official accused of trying to extort $25 million, allegedly, from Matt Gaetz, slammed the allegations as blatant attempt, this is his quote, to distract from the federal sex trafficking probe that's underway. David McGee, seen here. The Crypt Keeper. sex trafficking probe that's underway. David McGee, seen here. Nah, the cryptkeeper. Looks like the guy who runs, like, Men's Warehouse. You're going to like the way you look, but don't look at me. David McGee, a former federal prosecutor in Florida who is now working at the firm Beggs and Lane. Oh, God, Beggs and Lane.

I used to live on Beggs and Lane. Denied blackmailing Gates, who was under investigation for his alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl. It is completely false, McGee told the Washington Post. It's a blatant attempt to distract from the fact that he's under investigation for sex trafficking minors. I don't really believe this, this fella. I could be totally wrong, but I don't believe it. McGee added, I have no connection with that case at all, other than one of a thousand people who have heard rumors. Oh, okay. You should be embarrassed to even say that. McGee told the Washington Post that Gates' father had called me and asked to talk to me,

but did not elaborate on the conversation. Gates, 38, a close ally of former President Trump, denied the allegations that he was involved with a minor. In the strongest possible terms, I deny that I have ever been with someone underage, except that the one broad I dropped in the pod. He told the Post Tuesday. That is false, he says. He said he became aware of the probe after two of his ex-girlfriends were contracted. I should say contacted. It would be contracted. That would be a real story.

Contacted by authorities. So these girls got, people reached out to him. After two of his ex-girlfriends were contacted by authorities on the phone. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Is this moron number one? Yeah. Put moron number two on the phone. Jason, this guy wants to talk to you. They were asked, the girls were asked

why I had given them plane tickets, money, and other interactions. They were in their 20s, he said, and they had given them plane tickets, money, and other interactions. They were in their 20s, he said, and they had nice tits. What do you think? No. They were in their 20s, he said. Farewell, and adieu to you 17 year old here's something he put up a few years ago a couple years ago this is not gonna help okay

uh matt gates says uh i say we change florida's welcome sign to this then puts down it says there's no age that you can't be sexy of course there is i say after the third trimester anyways this is what they call a salacious story and uh people eat it up we'd love anyways i hope and i gotta believe I hope, and I got to believe, rumor has it he was going to resign anyways to work at Newsmax or one of those, which is a perfect fit because he's good looking and he's a real right winger. But don't do that because you're one of the few guys has balls on the Republican side. Is that what's going to happen?

You're all going to jump to TV and we're left with shithead, chinless, owl eyes, Mitch McConnell, et cetera. Well, we'll keep you posted. Let's get back to the hoax that the biggest hoax ever pulled on the American people or any public, any country at any time. COVID news. I'm watching the Bruins last night. They let in 2,200 people. Why let anybody in? Placeholds, 16,000. We'll let 2,200 in. I have to keep myself from jumping off my front porch and choking people that walk by when they're 22 years old with a mask on, on a fucking 70 degree. I can't take it. And I'm afraid to get the vaccine after yesterday's story, especially now you got passports and shit.

It's common folks. Well, here's a guy who shouldn't have take it. Here's the headline. Man's skin peels off, doctors said. Jason, picture. Come on, come on. Are you fucking kidding me? That's why I won't take it.

Next picture, Jace that's his leg or a rutabaker oh my god not for nothing those toenails do you believe that this guy took it what oh I'm sorry and I know the odds of rare that that's gonna the? Oh, I'm sorry. And I know the odds of rare that that's going to happen, I guess. But I'm sorry, I'm that guy. That'll be my face going to the airport to do a gig. Who wants to squeeze my boils on my ass? I just had the J&J vaccine. Richard Terrell, 74 years old, like he needs this of gookland goochland gookland that's

racist goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one dose johnson and johnson vaccine i began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit you don't say and then a few days later i look like a fucking map of the eastern block country. A few days later, I began to get an itchy rash. And then after that, I began to swell and my skin turned red. Terrell told the outlet, God, does that look painful? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, stop. But soon the rash covered his entire body.

He said, I went down to the public pool and did a cannonball just to scare the kids. No. It all just happened so fast. My skin peeled off. I put it in a salad. My wife ate it. And I belly laughed all the way up. He said it was stinging, burning and itching. whenever i bent my arms or legs like the inside

of my knee it was very painful where the skin was swollen and was rubbing against itself jesus does this sound horrible he went to the emergency room at the hospital where doctors determined that he had experienced an adverse reaction to the vaccine. God, God. You never looked heavier. No, it's got nothing to do with it. We ruled out all the viral infections, the doctor said. We ruled out COVID-19 itself. We made sure that his kidneys and liver were okay. And finally, we came to the conclusion that it was the vaccine that he received that was

the cause, Dr. Newton told the outlet. She said that the medical episode could have been life-threatening if it was left untreated. Now, I read a headline. Real quick, I don't have the story, but over 3,000 people have died in Europe of some of these vaccines.

Can somebody, my crack staff of one, no, don't worry about it. But that's what I read. It was a headline on the intranet, so it must have been serious. Tuesday afternoon. I want to thank you people that contribute to the show financially.

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They try to pull a fast one. The pharmaceutical giant AstraZeneca is rebranding COVID-19 vaccine as the public becomes aware of the dangerous side effects associated with the experimental vaccine. They're now calling it Dairy Queen. Huh? Some of the side effects of the AstraZeneca vaccine are You're going to eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder. Oh, sounds good to me.

They are calling their vaccine Vaxivria. Vaxivria. Good thing you went with a nice easy one to pronounce. Vaxivria. Sounds like a girl coming over the border.

Now changing it from the previously more generic names of AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine. Although the packaging may be different, the contents of the vaccine will remain the same. The European Medicines Agency decided last week to allow the British-Swedish pharmaceutical giant to rebrand their COVID-19 shot as globalist, again, exactly, globalist attempt to salvage public support for the vaccine

after adverse reactions have dominated the headline. So the medical agency over there lets them rebrand it like it's fucking Corn Flakes. Same shit, different picture of the guy in the book. Big League Politics, that's a publication, reported on European nations banning AstraZeneca COVID-19 after many recipients have experienced terrible side effects, which have been fatal in some cases. He's gone and we can do nothing about it. Three European nations, they had to jump in, you know, without thinking, just do as I do. Three European nations announced on Monday that they are banning AstraZeneca's COVID-19 vaccine in their countries, at least temporarily.

Oh, I'm sorry. I had it wrong. They're actually doing the right thing. Due to deaths and other complications. I like to do, you know, little things. Due to a couple of people dying and some other complications. Yeah, I would think you would suspend it for a while. German health minister,

no, Jens Spahn, announced precautionary suspension as part of the nation's open and transparent COVID-19 vaccine regime. Italy and France quickly followed suit after Germany made the announcement. Italy announced they would stop putting it in the baccala and the tagliatelle. Italy announced they would be suspending the AstraZeneca vaccine after a

recent death made news and alarmed people throughout the country. The Italian medicine authority AIFA announced the precautionary and temporary measure of the AstraZeneca vaccine and seized thousands of its doses from Piedmont to stop the poison from being distributed throughout the northern region. You know, they hate each other, the north and the south over there. It's going to wake, it's going to make its way into macaroons or something. While government officials in these countries seem to genuinely care about the health of their people more than big pharma's profit margins, this is not the case in every nation throughout Europe. Rebranding is big pharma's latest gambit to con the public into trusting the efficacy of the potentially dangerous COVID-19 vaccine. So they're pulling a quick one on us.

Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. At least on Europe, I should say. All righty. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. In our shut up and make me a sandwich segment, Paris deputy mayor has come under fire for calling on white people she's a black woman to keep quiet during talks about discrimination a move some say

embraces racist identity politics audrey pulvar a 49-year-old black socialist, she said the following. What folks says about this family, I does. I told you, told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson and eat like a field hand and dabble like a hog. Telling white people to shut up when race is being good. We'll get completely out of the commas. And again, this is France, but it's the same over here. What have I been saying to you people for how many fucking years on this show?

They don't want you talking about race at all. Unless you're going, I'm evil and I'm white and, you know, it's my people's fault. They don't want to fucking hear from you. This fucking arrogant twat. Yeah, white people, you know it's my people's fault that they don't want to hear from you this arrogant twat yeah white people you know what listen to her bow out so when they come to you when they come to you i'm talking white politicians you know who can change society when they come to you and say we want this just go we were told not to talk about race when discrimination was being just just just fucking you know don't address it let them eat each other alive i'd like to throw her off the top of the eiffel tower with a fucking mouthful of load she said white people who want to attend

meetings with people of color discussing racism should be able to. But they need to keep quiet and be silent. Hey, suck my cock. How about that? That's what she said. Be silent, spectators. Anyways, I guess Macron weighed in and said this. Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't

she, Doc? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? People who suffer discrimination for the same reasons and in the same way feel the need to meet among themselves to discuss it, she said. Oh, is that right? I'm all for it. And so was this guy. And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever. That's right. It's a dictaphone. Good night, everybody. that's right it's a dick to phone good night everybody hi i'm back paul var's remarks have triggered outrage about the rise of what some believe are american progressive ideals in france you don't say it's funny because we get a lot of our shit from the uk you know it's back and forth we We come out with crazy shit. They come out with crazier shit. And, you know, we export it.

And Valerie Pricessi, who was the president of the greater Paris region, took aim at Paul Vars' comments. Finally, a woman was involved, saying that no one should be discriminated against because of their skin color. Wow, you're really going out on a limb on that one. There is no such thing as acceptable racism, she said on Twitter. Wow, you're fucking sharp. Former Prime Minister

Manuel Valls said the comments embraced racist identity politics. The Times of London reported this rhetoric always justifying the victim leads to disaster, he told Europe 1 Radio.

Do you have to be Jewish to talk about anti-Semitism? Exactly. Get this through your head. Apparently not. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. Meanwhile, President Emmanuel Macron has previously warned about the danger of social science theories imported from the United States. Amen.

Suggesting that such ideals could create division. He is right on the money with that one. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Imagine we saved their ass 70 years ago and now we're trying to take them down with our fucking left wing liberal progressive garbage. He said everyday people want to put forward good reasons for dividing us, he said. And we have to watch out for that. Again, it comes from America. You know the solution, isn't it? The final solution? Wipe out all the colleges, kill all the professors. That's what I say. In some more race-related news. Hey, guess what?

Another black-on-yellow hate crime. This one's really interesting. How many have I reported this week? I can't even keep up with it. And yet they continue the narrative that hate crimes against Asian-American, and they don't go mostly by people of color. And that's why this will never get fixed.

Never, ever. As long as we rely on this ball-less, fucking cowardice media. Brandon Elliott, 38, who lives in a nearby hotel that serves as a homeless shelter, that must be cool, going from a park bench to getting room service, was arrested early Wednesday and hit with a number of charges, including assault as a hate crime and attempted assault as a hate crime. Well, you gotta attempt it. I never understood that.

He was caught on video mercilessly punching and kicking a 65-year-old victim in front of an apartment building at 360 West 43rd around 1140 a.m. in the morning on Monday yelling, fuck you, you don't belong here, according to cops and police sources. I'm going to warn you, this is kind of hard to fucking watch. Luckily, it's from a distance. It's from the lobby of the building, and you can see outside. But this is New York.

Not just New York, but is anything. Have you ever seen a good clip come out of New York City in the last 10 years? A baby taking her first steps, and then a train comes by. Anyways, take a look at this. Look at this brute. I'll tell you about his background. Watch out front here now. There's a 65-year-old lady.

Kicks her in the stomach. Stomps on her head. Kicks her in the head again. Okay? Somebody show me, somebody show me a white guy doing that. And even if you do, even if if you did i could point to a thousand of those to everyone well white guy is doing that but again the narrative in the news

is hate crime and it really they created hate crime legislations to go after you know straight heterosexual white guys um anyhow it's nice huh eight heterosexual white guys. Anyhow, it's nice, huh? In April of 2002, get this. Now, this makes it even more outrageous. Elliot was charged with murder for using a kitchen knife to stab his mother, Bridget Johnson, in the chest three times in their East 224th Street home in the Bronx.

The deadly attack took place in front of Elliot's five-year-old sister. It's unclear what led to the slaying. He stabbed his mother to death. Johnson, 42, died a couple days later. Elliot was convicted of murder and sentenced to 15 years to life in prison. Okay? There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind man's mind there's something wrong with his mind

he was denied parole twice first at february 2017 hearing and again in december 2018 according to state department of corrections but the following year he was approved for release in september and sprung on lifetime parole two months later. The Bronx District Attorney's Office didn't immediately respond to an email seeking more details on the murder case. I wonder why. Elliott's rap sheet also includes an arrest for allegedly robbing his mother in July 2000.

The pair had gotten into a squabble over money when he allegedly yanked jewelry from her neck and choked her. But he should be walking the streets. The victim, the 65-year-old Asian woman, Vilma Carey, was on her way to church, naturally, when unprovoked, Elliot allegedly kicked her in the stomach, sending her flying to the ground, stomped on her head several times as she lay on the sidewalk. He shouted an anti-Asian slurs at her and sneered, you don't belong here, before walking away. Well, you know what? If you

follow hate crime laws, that sews it up right there. By the way, to add another level of ignorance on this asshole, she was Filipino. According to Filipino ambassador to the United States, Jose Manuel Ramaldez, Elliott is expected to be arraigned in Manhattan criminal court sometime on Wednesday. Yeah, sure. Bye bye, dickhead. Can you imagine this guy stabbed his mother to death? What, 21 years ago?

And he's walking the streets. I don't want to hear how racist the justice system is because we report on shit like this every day. News of Elliott's release on parole prompted city union heads, including Detective Endowment Association President Paul DiGiacomo to blame local officials. This is his quote. When the New York, when New York politicians and their parole board think it's a good idea to release a murderer who killed his mother, they certainly can't pretend to be surprised he brutally attacked a woman in Midtown, he said. It's about time the city council, state assembly, and governor be held accountable for the irresponsible

laws and decisions. New Yorkers are clearly not safe because of them. They need to fix what they broke. Amen. You are correct, sir. Can you imagine you're that person related to that person or whatever? She's lucky she's still alive. And they should be held accountable.

They're passing laws right now to make cops responsible when something happens on the street. They're passing laws right now to make cops responsible when something happens on the street. They're trying to pass legislation that blames the cops even more than they do. So what does that result in? Cops not doing their job, which is exactly what they want. And they want a lawless society. Why don't the politicians, like he just said, the city council, whoever responsible, why don't they politicians like he just said the city council whoever responsible why

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