The Nick DiPaolo Show - Indoctri"Nation" | Nick Di Paolo Show #685

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

Austin, TX teachers says most kids LGBTQIA. Best of Trump cursing. Arians says bye bye. Bruce Willis to retire. More black violence. Revenge Ink.

🎵 All right, folks. Oh, yeah. How are you? Final day of the week. Thursday. State of Georgia. Good to be with you. What do you got planned for the week and anything?

Why are we supposed to get like a hurricane or something? I hope so. I'm fucking bored with the weather. I'd like to see my neighbor's house roof come off. Why, you don't like him? No, he's a good guy, as long as it's not my house. What kind of fucking talk is that? I don't know.

I'm tired of the nose i'm tired of uh will smith the whole fucking now it's coming out they didn't try to throw him out and what did i say to my wife i love how i'm considered maybe a bigot or whatever the fuck but i'm right 99 of the time in my prejudging of people and when they said they asked the show, I said, no, they didn't. Nobody in that building would have the balls to ask a black man. He could have been homeless. Never mind the fucking, they wouldn't have the balls. It's a gay business to the 100th power. Like I said, I'm embarrassed I wanted to be part of it.

And I'm embarrassed that nobody tried to touch me in the hot tub when I was in Hollywood. That's what it really is. Yeah, that's sort of a, that's what's stuck in my craw, a bitterness. But nobody fucked it. Nobody would have the balls for a million reasons. And what a shitty, if somebody doesn't want to talk about it, I'm talking about it, but I can't help it. It's all over the place. Yeah, so that came out that nobody, which I said to Andy, my wife, when I read, I said, nobody fucking asked him. There's no way. And it's just that the writing's the second fucking worst.

Nobody cares. You spoiled, pampered, fucking out-of-touch, rich, entitled jerk-offs who read other people's lines for a living. Well, Nick, you're in movies. Yeah, but they don't pay me. Fuck, at least I have some integrity. Fucking. And they feel guilty about making multi-zillions.

And on the heels of all this, Bruce Willis is retiring because he's got cognitive problems. And so there's a guy who was a Republican, made pretty good movies, a little bit of testosterone, older white male. They're not fucking crying about that. Anyways. I'm just,

I can't get away from it. I'm tired of you gay people and your fucking whining. I'm tired of you minorities, feminists. You have fucking, I resent how much time you've taken up in my head. My fucking 60 years of being alive. Just trying to get along and trying to pin it on,

trying to betray this country everything that it's fucking not. I'm just tired of it. Gay teachers, fucking rainbow flags, parades, fucking transgender. Got a clip today of a black kid sucker punching a white kid

on the track in a track meet. I skipped over at least 10 stories this week of black crime in New York. On fucking, I can't show it because they'll flag me or whatever. You can't show the truth. If you say it, they'll block it. If you show it, they'll take me off whatever. Literally, some poor white guy at an ATM inside the bank, a black guy just suck a punch, stomps his face. I skipped over 10 of those today.

You know? And the people who go, oh, that's racist. You're willfully ignorant. You don't dare read the paper or watch this shit because you don't want to know the fucking truth. The reason I can talk this honestly, folks, apparently nobody's watching the show, so I haven't been kicked off anything yet. Well, YouTube's all over my ass, but anyways, let's get to it. What's it for? Oh, gay teachers should be banned. I wrote that headline. Imagine saying that out loud. I just did. They're obsessed with their own sexuality. Okay?

Sorry. I'm being polite, and I'll say it for the 8,000th time. I'm in show business. I have a ton of gay friends. Sorry. Biological aberration doesn't mean we have to hate you. Just my opinion. Biological aberration.

You are the minority. Quit trying to make the rest of us feel guilty for being the way we are. Is that all right to say? Cocaine. Boy, I'm cranky. My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off.

My vagina is furious, and it needs to talk. Needs to talk. Stick a tampon in its mouth. Shut it. That's how I should have been using that sound drop the whole time. Anyways, in Austin, Texas, fourth grade, I'll repeat, fourth grade teacher. God, we can't get away from this. A fourth grade teacher is claiming that of 32 of her students she currently teaches,

20 of them have come out as LGBTQIA. Can we just say they came out as the alphabet, period, A to fucking Z? What's the I for? Intersectional. Am I right? Sure. What's the A for? Ass wipe?

Ass muncher? Anybody know? Gianna, you're of this age. What's the A? Do you know? I don't know. I think they're just reciting the alphabet like they're supposed to be. I know.

That's what they're doing. They're creating a new alphabet for the kids. And if you memorize it, you will be gay. You won't even know it. It's like, this is what you have to say when the cops pull you over and say, say the alphabet. Didn't you see the rainbow sticker on my car? LGBTQI. You're drunk. No, no, I'm fake. rainbow sticker on my car. LGBTQI, you're drunk. No, no, I'm fake. Anyways, the teacher is upset that the school's, and she's upset, the teacher, that the school's gaslighting, in other words, convincing somebody of something that they're not, hasn't gone far enough, asserting that

a wellness walk, that's what it's called for the students, should be called a pride parade instead. Get out of my room, you sick cunt. Can you imagine we're talking about fourth graders? A wellness walk. Even Matt's not. Just having fourth graders go for a walk is faggy in its first place. Libs of TikTok brought a tweet to light that exposes this elementary teacher's agenda for all to see as well as their indoctrination of students. My question is, Libs of TikTok, is this somebody exposing Libs of TikTok?

Or is it Libs on TikTok who've had enough too? I don't know. Either way, I feel that it is inappropriate to call our parade this morning a wellness walk at all. While I understand that wellness walk is something that was previously in motion to promote health and fitness, yeah, it still is, and's something we want to continue. We have to gay it up a little, is what she basically said. It really takes away from the experience of celebrating pride to couple the two, the teacher reportedly asserted.

Oh, my aching stem. The first pride was a riot. I'm guessing they're talking about the riots in New York back in the 60s, Jackson, whatever the fuck. It's a bar I used to piss on every time I walked by. Hey, what's the dog's name again? Angie. Angie.

I love you, baby. Gianna's here, Dallas's girlfriend, and Angie the dog, beautiful dog. They stole it from some guy in their neighborhood. Anyway, let's get back. The first pride was a riot. It is not enough to just welcome love and celebrate queer folks. F-O-L-X, by the way.

You're just trying to piss us off. Again, this is a fourth-grade teacher. This isn't about a... it's not enough to celebrate... what do you want me to do, suck your dick too? Well, whatever you do, well I do it. Okay, anyways, your... your allyship should always lead you to activism. Wrong. Speaking up and fighting for what? Then be an activist, don't be a teacher, shithead, and indoctrinating kids. Fighting for what is right. It's always implied that we're wrong, even when it feels uncomfortable. Like what?

Fucking Speedo and get out of here. She's giving me a headache. Thank you. We can't choose in and out of our protest spaces, she added. Protest spaces? Is that what? No, no, no. Here is, before I get to, here's, I'm guessing that's Pepper Brooks.

This is a guy on Twitter replying to this nitwit. You do not have 20 alphabet students. You have 20 students who are telling you what you want to hear so they will receive praise and attention. Classic grooming techniques. I couldn't have said it any better. Nice going, Peppa. Peppa Brooks, right on the money. No shirt on, crew cut. Fucking guy's not playing. Let's see what else. We got another one, right on the money. No shirt on, crew cut. Fucking guy's not playing.

Let's see what else. We got another one, right? A few people. This is Tack at Tactics. These kids are taught now it's coolest to be in the rainbow club, pop culture, education, corporate marketing. They're all grooming kids today. It's no longer sexual orientation. It's all about social identity. Man, there's some smart people. Kids want to be in the clique that gets its own celebratory month, which is so goddamn true. You know, years and years ago, the conservatives who are considered squares and, you know, who don't, didn't, never agree with the gay movement, whatever. Turns out they were right. Sorry. Gave you an inch and you're taking a fucking country mile. Slippery slope. You know

what that is. Anyway, that's it for tweets? Yeah. Anyways, here's what Ron DeSantis said. The bill I signed today protects Florida parents like January Little John. I'm going to show you a clip of her, what happened to her daughter.

School officials manipulated her daughter to transition, calling her a male name and pronouns without January's knowledge or consent. This is wrong, and today's legislation will ensure it doesn't happen again. Here is the story of the woman that he just mentioned, Miss Littlejohn, and what happened to, you know, what the teachers tried to do to her daughter. In September of 2020, my daughter told me after school she had a meeting with school officials that was held behind closed doors where they asked her which restroom she wanted to use. contacted the school is told by the guidance counselor and assistant principal that I could not be given any information regarding the meeting and that by law my daughter had to be the one to authorize my notification of the meeting or attendance to the meeting in other words school officials asked my 13 year old child her permission as to whether or not my parental rights would

be honored after many weeks of going back and forth with the district, we learned the middle school had created a transgender, gender nonconforming support plan with our 13-year-old daughter without our knowledge or consent. The plan was a six-page document completed with my daughter behind closed doors with three school officials that included the guidance counselor, the assistant principal, and a social worker I had never met. During the meeting, they asked her questions that could have significantly impacted her safety and her physical and emotional well-being, such as which restroom she preferred to use and which sex she preferred to room with on

overnight field trips. The plan also directed school staff to use my daughter's birth name when speaking to us, her parents, and to use a different name in school with teachers, staff, and students. This plan directed school staff to conceal from us that this meeting and plan had ever taken place. Okay. When Mike Pence was asked to comment, he said, Fucking quiz! It's grooming on a mass level. And again, gay population on the planet is about 5%. Don't ask gay people.

You can ask millennials. They did a poll, I don't know, a couple of years ago. Millennials said it was almost 50%, they thought. And you can't blame them from watching TV, watching videos. You can't blame them. they did a poll a couple years ago. Millennials said it was almost 50%, they thought. And you can't blame them from watching TV, watching videos. You can't blame them. This has been a mass movement going on forever. It's been going on forever.

This didn't just start. Can you imagine? I'm glad I don't have kids because I don't know how to control myself. If somebody was messing with my kid's head, which is what this is, Jesus, what do you do? God help me. Imagine you get a son, you're trying to groom him to be a linebacker in high school. You see him riding his bike past the house with a 2-2 on. What do you do?

Take me to the station. Anyways. Only one guy could solve it. Well, you've got to love DeSantis. Once again, he's out there on these big issues and he puts his face... He knows which way the wind's blowing. People have had it.

Even people... Democrats leaving the Democrat Party. I can't wait for November if we're still around, if we didn't fucking get nuked because of fucking Mr. Magoo. Have you ever seen an administration fuck up everything? And again, it's by plan. He's just doing his role for the global, the elites. He's playing his role.

Somebody wants to take us down a notch. Next thing you know, we're going to be using the yen for currency, and that's where we're headed. But in the meantime, let's be homophobic and have some fun with it. Or racist, or whatever they hate. That's how I feel. Not right. I'm just teasing people.

What's this? Oh, there was a rally, apparently. I can't even... I did these stories myself. I can't even remember. there was a rally, apparently. I can't even... I did these stories myself. I can't even remember. There was a rally in Georgia. This is... You know who would clean this up?

Boyd Trump. He was at a rally here in Georgia, and he dropped an F-bomb, which makes me hard to hear a president talk like a regular man. I mean, they all did. It's just a matter of when you get caught up. Bill Clinton was a fucking maniac with a temp.

They all have, you know, except for Biden. He gets mad when he shits his pants and nobody smells it. But here's a clip this weekend of Trump being Donald Trump. And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate. The climate. The climate. The climate. Oh, I heard that the other day.

Here we are, guys, threatening us. He's worried about the ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next three hundred fucking years. God bless. He was the best guy around. Hey, everybody. We're all going to get laid. That's who he is. He's Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack.

And I swear to God, doing that, I said to Andy, my wife, I said, when he drops an F-bomb, he just gained another, I'd say, 5,000 black votes. They like it real. It's why they liked Trump. I swear to God, he should be going, motherfucker. Cox, not Cox, that's a white swear. Watched four episodes, by the way, at 2.30 this morning of Ebel Lives Here. It is fucking delicious.

It's like chips. Anyways. And real stories, creepy. Black guy last night. Most of them are white. They all take place, like I said, in the Midwest. You know, Christians, because that's what Hollywood does. Even when they put out shows I like,

there's that underlying, here's the real problem of America. But they have to throw a couple token black stories in. Last night was a good one. This young girl marries this kid in high school. Black guy gets pregnant. Ends up being the most prolific serial black, no, prolific serial killer, no prolific serial killer in whatever state it was, but they'd found like 14 bodies and this is what, I

tell you it's good TV. Get your kids away from the fag alphabet, make them watch your shit, what America is about, violence, sex, and rock and roll. So I saw that clip of Trump, and it reminded me of all the great moments he provided us where he sounded like a regular fella. And after all, this government is for and by, used to be, and we're for, by, with, whatever. As Biden would go, you know the rest. Here's another clip of our boy. They want to go in and raise the price of oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you're not going to raise that price. You understand me? What to do about China? Simple, he says. Slap a 25% tax on China.

The messenger is important. I could have one man say, we're going to tax you 25%. And I could say another. Gay man, apparently. Listen, you motherfuckers, we're going to tax you 25%. And on the environment. Pause, pause. China.

This is before he even announced he was going to run, by the way. When he said motherfucker, I swear to God, he probably got 25% of his black vote is it. And folks, you know I'm kidding, but I'm saying. They appreciate it. Go ahead. And other countries, they just burn whatever the hell is available. And that smoke is spewing out of those chimneys, and those factories are cheap as hell, and they don't give a shit.

It's like watching Richard Pryor. Letting it fly, motherfucker. Now here's my poor boy Rush. You can tell he was on his way out here. And Iran knows that, and they've been put on notice. If you fuck around with us, if you do something bad to us, we are going to do things to you that have

never been done before. Say that to my wife in bed and get a dirty look. A little bit there. He's Chinese. He's filthy Chinese. He was quite, you know what, entertaining, was he not? Where the fuck, what did I do now?

I give up. There's supposed to be a De Niro laugh in there somewhere. Here he is in Vegas, right? Again, before he was president. This is no way. Oh, I'm sorry. That was just, that's me behind on the button. Folks, I'm a little retarded.

Here's Rush. I don't have any of the... That was supposed to be played after the last clip. Here's my favorite one. Here he is in Mar-a-Lago. Again, I think this is before. No, this is after President. He was a president in Mar-a-Lago.

What I love about this, at about the nine-minute mark, he goes, okay, that's it. Have a great night. Enjoy the food. Ba-ba-ba. And then he goes on for another 15 minutes. Anyways, this is him at a black tie event, a fancy event in Mar-a-Lago. They probably paid $20,000, the ticket, to get in.

And he's just talking about Mark Milley, our woke general. You mean you think it's cheaper to leave it there so they can have it than it is to fill it up with a half a tank of gas and fly it into Pakistan or fly it back to Afghanistan? Yes, sir, we think it's cheaper, sir. That's when I realized he was a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

Don't you miss him? Don't you miss him? And he was a great president. Not good, great. Can you imagine if he didn't have to deal with all those fucking lawsuits, the Russia, the phony hoax, and all the other horseshit? Can you imagine what else he could have got done? Putin would be fucking sweating his balls off.

And now we got a dickhead who's doing everything they said Trump would have done. Remember before he got elected? He's going to get us in a world war. He's not fit. Every goddamn thing. Can you just admit you guys suck on the left at everything? Just get out of our fucking way. Go have a gay party or whatever the fuck. Just go have fun. Leave the adults to run the fucking world, Leave the adults to run the fucking world since you hate this country. Anyway, speaking of tension, never tell anybody else. This is kind of a shock if you guys follow sports, if there's any heterosexuals left in the country. Bruce Arians, you know who he is. He's the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

I like him. This guy's a hard drinker, foul-mouthed, sort of like Trump. Walks to his own beat and looks healthy, doesn't he? Anyways, he just announced his retirement out of the blue yesterday, and people are buzzing. Add this to the craziest and newsiest NFL offseason in modern league history. Bruce Arians, who coached the Buccaneers to a Super Bowl victory a couple years ago, less than 14 months ago, stepping aside to take a front office role with a team effective immediately. What the hell's going on out here? I don't know, Vince.

Dallas, are you old enough to remember that? Vince Lombardi saying that? You son of a bitch. God damn it. That's a famous Vince Lombardi. I thought you might have seen it on NFL films. It's in the Super Bowl or whatever. He's got the rolled up paper in his hand, you know, the fedora.

And they call the penalty on his team. What the hell is going on? Hi, baby. How are you? How do you like liking the show? Nope. He shook his head no. Tampa Bay will install Arian's preferred successor, defensive coordinator,

African-American Todd Bowles. I can see why you'd want him because he was 20 and 45 with the Jets. I'm confusing him with another brother, though, that coached. Did he ever coach with New England? No, that's another guy, black dude, who's a coach. Anyways, so Bowles gets a shot. 58 years old, previously coached the Jets to 24 and 40 record from 2015 to 2018.

That's a good job. That was his only full-time head coaching job. But then again, there's been a lot of people who went through the Jets who couldn't win there, so not exactly Todd's fault, I'm sure. Bowles, who is black, which is the most important thing in this country right now, will become the sixth minority head coach in the league, joining Mike Tomlin, who I like, Ron Rivera, tough guy who just beat cancer, Robert Salah, part of ISIS coaching the Jets, Mike McDonald of Miami, and Lovie Smith of Houston.

Arians is 69 years old, said his new job would be as a senior consultant for football. And that gig will start with Tampa Bay's 2022 draft preparation. So are you interested in the real story? Yes, I am. What Arian said, he said he's relinquishing the Tampa job because succession has always been huge for me. With the organization in probably the best shape it's been in its history, with Tom Brady coming back,

I'd rather see Todd in a position to be successful and not have to take some crappy job. I'm probably retiring next year anyway in February. So I control the narrative right now. I don't control it next February because if Brady gets hurt and we go 10-7, it's an open interview for the job. I get 31 coaches and families that depend on me. My wife is big

on not letting all those family families down. So apparently Arian's wife, Todd Bowles, can thank her for being such a sweetheart. In a way, Arian said Brady coming out of retirement encouraged him to move on, which you can take in many different ways, that line, and many people are. In a 25-minute conversation, Arian's explained the reasons for this decision dated back to February of 2021.

It hit me after the Super Bowl, he said. I thought really hard about going out on top. Then it was like, nah, let's go for two. The 2021 season, he said, was a grind, he said, which just passed, with all the injuries, but still winning and getting to where we got, which is a good season. Immediately after, two to three weeks afterwards, I thought, if I quit, my coaches are going to get fired. I couldn't do it then. Tom was kind of the key, he said. When Brady decided to come back and all these guys back now, it's the perfect timing for me just to go into the front office and still have relationships that I love. So So translator, Dr. Phil, help me.

Just the facts, man. So why that's a big story is because, and again, I'm not putting too much weight in this either, because there's always rumors about coaches and quarterbacks not getting a lot, especially with Brady. Let me tell you, if there was tension between Arians and Brady, it wasn't as much tension as Belichick and Brady. I mean, it's unbelievable. Even with all the success in New England, there was always rumors. You don't know if it's the media looking for something to talk about.

It could be total bullshit like Arians says. You know what I mean? They're both strong-headed guys. That's what happens. I mean, the whole league is alpha male, whether it's the coaches or, except for a couple of snowflakes in their fruit cups. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, they're strong-headed guys. They bang heads and they want to win for a living. So, but again, for some reason, I sort of believe Arians when he goes, that's bullshit, you know? Hey, they won a Super Bowl.

Who gives a fuck? Right? You know what I mean? Like the Brady Bunch. Great show, but everybody knew Mr. Brady was slapping the shit out of Carol. Nick, why do you got to ruin everything you touch? I don't know. Anyhow, so yeah, he's stepping down.

That was a big story. You know what? Another big story about somebody stepping down. This one kind of hit home because I like this guy like most people do. I like them. I mean, his movies, sure, Die Hard and all that shit, but I like when he'd come on Letterman and he'd play the harmonica, do the blues and shit. Just a fucking cool New Jersey guy, you know?

Spang and Demi Moore when she was in a... I mean, you got to give up. Poor daughter got all his looks, though. Holy shit, she looks like Jay Leno. I'll tell you, Dad. I love Die Hard. Aphasia, that's what he's got. Aphasia has threatened to rob film fans,

that's the disease he has, of Hollywood's most die-hard action hero. On Wednesday, Bruce Willis announced he is stepping away from acting amid his life-changing diagnosis with the communication disorder. Very sad. No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Yeah, he is. Shut it. Ex-wife Demi Moore released a statement announcing I thought this motherfucker would never die. Here come that cash. No. Released a statement announcing his retirement at age 60. I'm glad there's still, you know.

However, recent reports that Willis' cognitive issues, that's what aphasia is, are not necessarily a new development. An insider told Page Six that the act had recently used earpieces, hearing things for them to feed him the lines on the sets, and that it was increasingly difficult to have him on screen. He was having cognitive problems. They all knew Bruce was having problems, the inside edit. Everybody knew, the cast and the crew. His family has stepped in and they moved,

you know, they moved in to take care of him. I don't see how this is much different than Alzheimer's. Well, they explain where it is in the brain. I saw a doctor talk, and I wouldn't put it on this show when I'm fucking sending people to sleep. Anyway. Aphasia,

who's a black stripper. What, she isn't? Hush with me. Aphasia, done, fuck this boy. Aphasia is outwardly marked by difficulty

with speaking and comprehending language. Anybody want to fucking give Biden a call? Give him an aphasia test? How about shitting your pants and giggling like a bitch? Comprehending language in conversation.

Again, it sounds like, you know what? What we've got here is failure to communicate. It occurs due to injury at the brain speech center sometimes, usually as a result of neurological disease, a stroke, brain tumor, or bleeding. I'm worried because I had some, what, five concussions in my life, four or five that I know of. The diagnosis is confirmed with MRI or CT scans, CAT scans, according to the National Institutes of Health.

There are other symptoms. When he starts, you know, scraping his dinner into the toilet. Sorry, but that's a true thing. Alzheimer's patient. Anyways. You know, they start trying to open the garage door where their loaf is.

They're like, who the fuck? You know, they start trying to open the garage door where their loafers are. Like, who the fuck? This could look like someone who uses gibberish. Paging President Biden. Paging to the... Or can only speak in short spurts. How about whispering like, the economy's fine. Alternatively, specific injuries may cause highly contained symptoms,

such as an inability to recall the names of objects or to repeat a word the person heard. So, again, it sounds like a form of senility, but it's caused, I guess, differently. What are we doing? I don't know. What's going on right now? A podcast. No money.

That's what I say, okay? Anyways, I thought I would show the clip that he's most famous for. There's a big debate about this. You know what's funny about Die Hard? There's a debate for years going, is this a holiday movie? Like families watching on Christmas and shit.

And they do. It was a damn good movie. And this is one of. And this is when I noticed every bad guy was starting to become a white guy in movies. This is the tip off. It's always a Euro fucking piece of trash. But everybody knows this line and here you go.

Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. Cowboy? Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. I do that every time I go into the bathroom and make my wife laugh. She goes, you're going to make it smell like a fucking horse trough in there? Yippee-ki-yay.

Anyways, so Bruce, listen, man, I don't know. They say you can kind of get control of it with exercises and all that shit, but at 67, are you really going to sit there and relearn the gay alphabet? Know what I'm saying, motherfuckers? Guy's got zillions. Should be out banging strippers, bird, dog, and chicks, Billy. Anyhow, yeah, so Bruce, we all love you, man. And I thought

he was a cool dude. And again, outspoken right winger. Again, once he had a trillion in the bank, like the rest of them, they weren't smart like me to shoot my mouth off when I was worth $11 going, fuck you, liberal cocksucker. And a dentist's office telling

jokes. No, no, no, no! Oh my goodness. you liberal cocksucker. When do I behind in a dentist's office telling jokes? Alright. No! No! No! No! Oh my goodness. Somebody's on the rag. More black violence. How's that for a headline? I can't think. This week I couldn't think of any clever ones. I'm like, fuck you. Here it is.

It's 1.30 in the morning. I'm trying to watch Evil Lives Here and I'm doing this. A wild sucker punch. Hmm. The minute I see it, was thrown during a high school track race in Florida over the weekend. This is an FLA segment, by the way, I should have mentioned. And I said, who would bring violence to track and field? What race would? I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all.

The punch occurred at the Topa Hopa Pele Gaila, the Topa Pele Gaila, Indian Tiger Invitational, in Kissimmee on Saturday, according to Canadian Running Magazine, which I love. Oh, my God. I read those cover to cover. I'm telling you, I've read stories about Oda Eaters and Gatorade. It's terrific. According to Canadian Running Magazine, the incident happened during a 1,600-meter race. We're in the United States.

Can we fucking put it back into yards and feet? You fucking... Anyhow, I'll show you the clip in a second. It just makes me laugh. Every time I see shit like this, I want to send it to Billy Burr. Because, like I said, I could have chose 20 stories of black people just being ultra-violent this week alone. I can't fucking. Yes, I know. You can't paint with a broad brush.

Yes, I understand all that. I moved here. I'm whispering like Biden. I moved here knowing it was 60-40 black-to-white. So I'm not a racist. I love it here. I love the black people here, too. Come on, I'm in a supermarket.

The old black woman calls me. Hey, what are you doing, sugar? Come on. Fucking taking her out to the, you know, fucking, you know what? Red Lobster Thursday. They love that shit. TMC cites witnesses. Excuse me.

Oh, Jesus H. Sorry, brother. Here's a look at this guy, by the way, I'll set it up for you. He wasn't even in the race, but he was wandering on the track. I'll tell you what happened. White guy was probably close to the lead or whatever. Black dude

steps in the track, right? right once and the white kid it's probably a go ahead watch all right i don't need that. This story really is about race. There's the violent scum fuck who probably just got triggered. TMC witnesses, the witnesses saying

that the athlete who threw the punch was not involved in the race. He was reportedly standing on the track and the runner in first place, oh, Whitey involved in the race. He was reportedly standing on the track and the runner in first place... Oh! Whitey was in first place. Let me tell you what happened without even being there. Whitey was in first place, so

black guy steps in his way. The runner in first... Reportedly standing on the track and the runner in first place, Whitey, who ultimately got punched, told him to move out of the way. You know, he wasn't nice about it. I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.

Yeah, there's no need to say that, but look. So he tells him to move out of the way. That black guy's trying to slow him down, because you don't want to see a white guy win anything, especially a race. During the next lap, instead of moving, the athlete reportedly further... Why are we calling the guy an athlete now?

The black guy further reportedly impeded the first place runner who pushed him over, which he has every fucking right to do. In apparent retaliation, the athlete in the black chased him

down and socked him in the head. He did. Run through a motherfucker face. That was his quote after. It was not immediately known if any criminal complaints were made over the years. I love how this, every time it's a white perp, they don't know there'll be any charges and shit. Wake up, white America. You're in what they call a slow motion race war. It started in the 80s. You don't even realize it.

When you see white people getting stabbed, robbed at an ATM, eight black guys jumping on a white 80-year-old guy, that's called a race war. A little at a time. It doesn't have to be two races coming together at once. I'm just trying to wake you up to that. I'm sure this will make all the papers. Running Magazine reported, again, a great magazine. There's a sniff and scratch thing in the center. They tell you how to get jock rot, how to get rid of it with bacon soda and a carrot peeler. Running Magazine reported that police were called over the incident,

but it was not immediately known if any charges were filed. Can you imagine a white guy? I should have made this reverse the fucking races. I forgot we even have these things anymore. Imagine that. Reverse the races here. That's a white guy punching a black guy in a race. You think anybody would have had trouble deciding

whether to throw him out or... You know what I mean? Ay, ay, ay. Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck? Who the fuck? That was the white kid, I think, after the race.

Right here, a great friend of mine from the Seattle area. Finally tonight on Meet the Press. Revenge Inc. A tattoo artist has recalled the moment that she took revenge. I don't want to do that thing with fucking, with Kevin, you know. A tattoo artist has recalled the moment that she took revenge on a client after he made a sexist comment

during an inking session. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Chelsea Taylor revealed her crafty ploy on TikTok. Brilliant. I committed a crime. Here I am. As users were stunned by her antics, she's edgy, she claimed that a client had remarked, you tattoo well for a girl.

And I'm sure he was being dead serious when he said it, right? That's called flirting today, stupid. Seriously, as she was undertaking his design. You think some guy really went in for a girl and was being serious? No. It stopped about 1978, maybe a little later. And taking evasive action, she decided to permanently hide a dick on his arm. Well, if it's hidden, who cares?

You really didn't do anything edgy. You say yourself it's hidden. Where is it? On his dick? Where'd you put the tattoo? As punishment for his comments. Here's a song for her. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

A hip-hop-speaking cunt. She's cute. Said ain't true, but I need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt cunt? She's cute. Said and true, but I need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, motherfucking cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, motherfucking cunt. Everybody knows from the FDs, O's, you're a big, fat, stinking cunt. Moving up three notches this week.

That was You're a Stinky Cunt by the Ohio Players. The video quickly received more than a half million likes as opinion was split on the unusual act of revenge. Once again, you know TikTok's a young thing. Here I go with my social analysis. So according to this generation, again, words are worse than actual actions. But according to her, some guy making a remark that she didn't like, it's fine for her to actually physically put something on a person for life that he might not want, you know, a dick tattoo, whatever. Those, you know what I mean?

Do you see how, just making a wise crack, which I'm sure he was, you know what I mean? Even if he wasn't, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Oh, I put poison in the thing and now he's going to, but do you see how one outweighs the other? Defacing a guy's body or a woman, whoever is a little, little more dastardly than just making it. Maybe not, but this generation, you know, you know yeah call me a bitch so I tattooed his mother blowing a cock a spaniel yeah that's fine what anyways apparently it's not an unusual thing they call it the ink

revenge whatever calling out the man calling out the man one said these are people responding this story it's very brave of him to insult the person who you consented to permanently draw something on. Not really. Again, if you had a sense of humor, which this country does and thanks to people like you, you should be able to do that.

Another added, don't fuck with the person who holds the scissors or the tattoo needle. It's like sending back food in a restaurant. You know, the chef's going to spit in it. Others, meanwhile, were more interested in whether the woman would face retrospective action. Are you trying to get sued? One user added, to which Chelsea replied, absolutely. She probably doesn't even know what the word sued means. Accompanied by the smiley face. Absolutely. Starting to like this little fiend. Another pointed out, as someone who's studying to be a tattoo artist,

you guys will be surprised just how many people do this. Like every artist I've ever talked. Really. And I don't doubt that. Generation pussy. Generation you hurt my feelings. You deserve to be shot. Whatever.

Generation Will Smith didn't do anything wrong. Ugh. The artist replied, if I had a dime for every time someone did this, you'd have two dimes. Shut the fuck up. It turns out inked revenges are on the rise. Oh, boy, it's an epidemic. And sometimes directed at those closest to us.

Yeah, I did that. My mother mouthed off on Thanksgiving. She fell asleep and I put a shamrock on her tit with a sharpie. Anyways, I'm the funniest guy alive. Let's go back to directed at those closest to us. What the fuck does that mean?

Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Guys, I gave you homework, Dallas, months ago. You and her. You want to see the funniest road movie ever made? Please do it this weekend for me. It's your homework.

Please. Midnight Run. Robert De Niro, Charles Groton. One of the best comedies ever fucking made, period. Anyways, last year, one artist revealed a mortifying appointment where a couple was scheduled to get matching tattoos. He explained that the couple intended to get their other halves' names inked on them as a permanent reminder of how much they loved each other. Never a good idea. But after he had finished the boyfriend's tattoo, after he had finished the boyfriend's tattoo,

the woman dropped the ultimate bombshell that she wasn't having her tattoo done after revealing that she knew that he was cheating on her. Again, probably made-up story, maybe not. Sounds too perfect. If something's right on the nose, it's usually fucking bullshit. Although that that would be... somebody has a joke about that, about tattooing somebody, you know, tattooing somebody that you love or whatever, your wife, and I can't remember it. Something about, I don't know, forget I brought it up. Something about, oh, a tattoo, oh, marriage is so permanent so permanent, whatever, something like that. I fucked it up.

Jesus Christ, I think I got aphasia. Anyways, that's the show today, and for the week, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you again for you guys who contribute to the show. We do need to kick it up, or I'm going to start selling weed. What else?

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