The Nick DiPaolo Show - Internet DEI Rules Coming | Nick Di Paolo Show #1484

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the FCC controlling internet, Gen Z likes Bin Laden and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 I hurt myself stretching. Folks, how are you? Welcome to the show. I'm in a good mood. It's Thursday. This is my fucking long weekend starting. Ooh, a few cigarettes yesterday. Can you hear it?

Can you taste it? I wouldn't even touch them if the wife didn't fucking buy them. You know, it's about access. Same with food. I could be fucking shredded. I could be 180. Because when I was single, I didn't buy fucking food. You open the fridge, thing of Stoli vodka, a little bit of Chinese food from three weeks ago, maggots crawling out

of it. Then you don't touch that. You're like, look, I'm shredded. That was hard to do in Astoria because they had butcher shops next to me with fucking pork chops this big in the window and fucking, oh my God, you know, store it just authentic, whatever you wanted. Christ, I was eating like Bin Laden, Indian fucking Pakistani, trying all that shit. I used to go into this butcher shop. He had a wheel, wheel of Parmesan. I think he told me it cost like $2,000. He would fucking cut the chunk off the wheel for me. I'd go home and spank it all over it, make it a nice brie. What the chunk off the wheel for me. I'd go home and spank it all over it, make it a nice brie.

What the fuck's the matter with you? What kind of people are these, Henry? Anyways, good to be with you on a Thursday. NFL starts tonight, college football. That's all. I'm a simple guy, folks. This is what I fucking live for, you know. I'll go from here. I'll work out in the room next today. I'm going to fucking jack the heat, get a good sweat in. I had Chinese food last night, and I didn't pretend

to fucking watch my way. I was eating two egg rolls to it. United States government to control internet and you. This was a creepy one, man. The Federal Communications Commission is poised to vote today on a sweeping set of new rules called the, listen to the title, preventing digital discrimination order. Once again, hiding under the guise of protecting people from something bad. That's how you know it's something bad. The 200-page report recommends implementing an exhaustive array of new restrictions that will alter the internet forever. Why don't you mind your freaking business, huh? You listening? Yeah. Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that?

Anyways, this thing springs from Section 60506 of the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act 2021. Nobody even knows about that. This legislation was meant to, listen to this, infuse some federal dollars into America's sagging internet infrastructure. Oh, is it sagging? A lot of people complaining because I haven't heard anybody. Yeah, but out in the rural areas, it's slow to get on. Shut it. Unfortunately, this vote will grant the FCC the power to control nearly every aspect of internet infrastructure in the name of our secular gods of diversity, equity, and inclusion.

This is what's creepy. They're taking all this PC shit that you experience in real life, they're using it to format AI to do this. You're going to be marinating in it. And if you're a straight white guy, whatever, you'll be the first one punished for something. The TLDR of the obtuse rules is the ability to censor, control, and regulate Internet service providers based on vague laws around equity. Most disturbing is that it doesn't have

to be discrimination as it's generally understood, but rather disparate outcomes. And I know what that means. Disparate outcomes is, and I always use this example, Minneapolis school system when Obama was president. They went there and they saw black kids were being suspended at, you know, three times the rates of white kids. Well, yeah, because they were from fucking one single family homes. And, you know, I mean, they were troublemakers and, you know, so like three to one. So they look at it and then and they don't immediately they go, that's racism. What other what other issue do you think like that, where you don't think a little deeper and go, what else are the variables?

So that's disparate income. As it's generally understood, but rather disparate outcomes, meaning all Internet infrastructure must produce perfect equity or face the wrath of the United States government. Watch it. The agency's unelected officials, get that? Unelected officials. And it's going to affect your life on a day-to-day basis.

And they're unelected. So we're already there, folks. Get off the couch, pick up a fucking gun. We'll convene to deliberate on regulations to integrate the latest progressive ideals regarding race and identity into the internet landscape like it isn't already they already sent to anybody who's a right wing or even a little right of center uh it will stifle innovation and impede internet access opportunities all in pursuit of achieving equity and equity is just another way of saying, pull down, Whitey,

we're all going to live in a mediocre fucking... It can't be any more obvious. I'm getting very angry just thinking about it. All right. Very angry today. If approved, this would mark the first time the FCC would gain the authority to oversee various aspects of every ISP service termination policies, including customer credit usage, account history. So they'll go through your account history. Wow, Nick visited Breitbart three times. Let's punish him somehow. Account history, credit checks, and account termination, among other things. So it won't be like the platform deleting you, YouTube. It'll be your government.

This is just creepy, man. Even, listen to this, even FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr has blasted the power grab because this is the agency that will be administering it. And even he's saying this is too far, calling it a free pass, giving the administrative state effective control of all internet services and infrastructure. The FCC reserves the right under this plan to regulate both actions and omissions. That's even creepier, whether recurring or a single instance. In other words, if you take any action you may be liable and if you don't do nothing you may be liable. There's no path to complying with a

standardless regime. It reads like a planning document drawn up in the faculty lounge of a university's Soviet Studies Department. It sure do. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. Are you shitting me? Are you kidding me? Sounds Orwellian. And again, China, I mean, Dallas was talking before the show. China already has this.

It's a social credit score, you know. They want, like, all the population to be healthy over there. They can literally check in if you haven't worked out in two days, you know. Next thing you know, there's $100 missing out of your check. Shit like that. It can't lead to anything good. Let's put it that way. Hey, guys, in the second half of the show, I'll be talking about why

sideline reporters, I don't care if they're male or female, is the biggest farce in pro sports. I've been screaming since 1978. It's just an excuse. It's an excuse for ABC and NBC. Look, we use women.

It's not just an all-male. That's all it is. Also, because, why am I saying that? Because somebody prominent, a female reporter, came out and pretty much proved that in an interesting interview. Also, prominent left-winger, internet-wise, busted as a pedophile. This guy would be going away forever, I would think. Exclusively on Mug Club.

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we all laughed at AOC and Bernie and Elizabeth Warren. This is all their shit. I mean, this is what they wanted. AOC and the squad, their fingerprints were all over this shit. I don't care what anybody said. And Joe was never that extreme. You know, he was always a fucking moron and a Democrat, but he has no idea what

he's passing. Generation Brain Dead is the next headline. Thousands of TikTok. Can I say this about TikTok? Yeah, I know, but it's fucking great. You have a fucking, the shit you see on there? I don't have it. Huh? Oh, Dallas is above the fray, everybody. I don't know how, I don't have it either. It's just that an article like this, I hit, whatever, and it takes, I don't know what I'm looking at. But dude, it's fascinating. I mean, it's always shit like, what the fuck?

I can't even give you an example. I don't know, hot broads washing a car. I don't know. But anyways, yeah, sure. It's letting the Chinese into our house. But until my government bans it, thousands of TikTok users are discovering Osama bin Laden's infamous letter to America. Dear Jihadist pig.

For the first time, These kids are discovering this and concluding that the mastermind of the September 11th bombings in 2000, it says 11, 2001, attacks that killed 3,000 people had some good points, these kids are saying. Fucking morons, huh? Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

Take it easy. A slew of users on the Chinese-owned social media platform expressed shock in their videos that they did not completely disagree with bin Laden's justification for hijacking commercial planes and crashing them into office buildings. Look, there's a lot of controversy around that, okay?

There's a lot of people who aren't nuts. And if you watch the—depending on what documentary you watch, it's a lot more complicated than what happened. But in no way should you be siding with the fucking people who did it, unless, again, you're fresh off a college campus and your head is filled with America's evil. for some reason, you college-age kids for the last 20 years retain that shit. You can't retain how to spell and do math, because they're probably not teaching you that, but you really get an A for retaining fucking propaganda. They know you're at that age, you're impressionable, brain's like a fucking sponge filled with bong smoke and dog shit.

What? Bin Laden claimed that 9-11 was retribution for the U.S. Cold War era meddling in the Middle East and support for Israel. I don't even fucking argue that much. But there's no justification, which he believed was guilty of occupying Palestinian land and oppressing the Palestinian people for decades. So who would have guessed that this generation, who sides with the people who slaughtered the Jews on October 7th, would side with this?

Big surprise, everybody. All I know is I heard this and I was fuming. Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. A bakala. That would be funny, tell them 100. Several other TikTok videos plainly explain the contents of the letter, comment on the discussion about the letter,

or explain the context of bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and the 9-11 attacks to an audience that may not have been alive when they happened. And that's a good point, because even if you're a lefty, radical douchebag, if you were alive then, whatever, you might have a different angle on it, how fucking horrible it was. I mean, because look, I wasn't around for Pearl Harbor. I hate the Japs. No, I don't. I love them.

Love that sushi shit. I love that raw stuff that you put a blue light on it. They say at a restaurant you can see the worms waving to you. I fucking love it, but I swear to God, I was watching like not 60 Minutes, but one of those shows, you know. Guy went into a restaurant with a blue light. All kinds of shit doing this. I figure you just put wasabi on it,

burns them to death. Tastes very nice. Here's a video of something that we were just talking about. Let's take a look. I need you to stop what you're doing and go read A Letter to America. I need you to stop what you're doing.

Shaving your dick off with a fucking carrot peeler. Replacing it with a fucking carrot peeler, replacing it with a fucking clam, and get the fucking colander off your head. This is who we have to listen to about history. I need you to listen to this. Don't mind my silly hat. Why do I just feel a vibrating on my balls? What the fuck the fuck was okay that was very odd and tingly go ahead go ahead let's uh let diane tell us what's going on it's literally the craziest thing i've read in a while and while i can't say that i'm that surprised i am pretty shocked so go read it and tell me what you think because i really also need to talk to other people about this and actually you're lonely before you even read the letter, I did want to mention, in reading the letter,

I could only think of this tweet that I saw the other day. Under settler colonialism, any kind of resistance is branded as terrorist because the only acceptable violence is violence by the occupier. Yeah, who wrote that? Noam Chomsky? Fucking, who wrote that? William Zinn? No, what's Zinn's first name? Whatever. I read his history book, History of the United States. This is before I was into politics.

Didn't know he was a fucking, you know, a rewriter of history. She's saying, she slash it slash ugly is saying that she, he was, Z was shocked. And I'm like, okay, shocked at that kids agreed with it? I think, like you said, she's shocked that we had something to do, you know, America was involved too. Or more so that Bin Laden was right

and just shocked that, oh, what, this is justified. Yeah. Yeah, well, Bin Laden said America was occupying. Again, what? This is justified. Yeah. Yeah. Well, bin Laden said America was occupying. Again, we're the fucking evil. Show another clip, please. The actions of 9-11 and those acts committed against the USA and its people

were all just the buildup of our government failing other nations. Again. She's home on the weekends the buildup of our government failing other nations. Again, she's home on the weekends soaking the shit up because she's got a face like a left winger for the fucking Detroit Red Wings. And how many nations have we actually bailed out of

all kinds of shit? Many. Many nations. It's a dangerous situation. You don't bring us up protecting. Do they ever learn about us fucking keeping the world free from tyranny in the fucking World War I and II? Do you ever fucking even let a little of that into your brain? Generation jerk-off.

Generation Z, that's what they get. That's what the grades are. I got a Z in history. But look who we're listening to a woman with a chip on her shoulder and that thing that silly they slash Z I should have done this story today that came out last night that the

Disney world or Disneyland the employees now, the janitors, they get to wear pins with their preferred pronouns on it next to their name. Goodness gracious, Heloise. I'm glad I don't have kids. Look, Billy, that's a Zay. What?

It's a Zay over there. What do you mean? I don't have kids. Look, Billy, that's a Zay. What? It's a Zay over there. What do you mean? I don't know. Just cleaning up some dog shit behind the teacups. Probably rubbing it on our tits. What? You heard me. Hey, yesterday,

God damn it, one cigarette? Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, all my dreams feel so far away. Yesterday, we talked about a little flare-up in the Senate, a guy named O'Brien from the Teamsters Union versus a guy named something Wayne Mullen. I forget his first name steve wayne something like that doesn't matter um anyways he's a senator from oklahoma and they got into a verbal

spat and i think i was refreshed by this uh cnn anchor jake tapper dissed out the truth on tuesday when teamsters president sean o'brien used tapper's show to continue bashing Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, Republican of Oklahoma. Earlier in the day, Mullen challenged O'Brien to a fight in the middle of a Senate hearing, a challenge O'Brien accepted, awakening a months-long feud that began when O'Brien personally attacked Mullen. Ultimately, no one fought after Senator Bernie Sanders, a neutral party, jumped into the, listen, you got to act like adults. Where's my bagel? For Christ's sake, I asked for an onion bagel an hour ago. I invented the bagel, for Christ's sake. Bernie Sanders intervened and reestablished hearing decorum. Is this the first video?

This is from yesterday. I think we showed it, but just to refresh your memory on the feud. Take it away, Joel. Like he's self-made. Sir, I wish you was in the truck with me when I was building my plumbing company myself. I wish you was... And my wife was running the office

because I sure remember working pretty hard and long hours. Look at the two fucking heifers behind him. A couple of black Angus. Look at the girl on the right. Always will be. Quit the tough guy act and these Senate hearings.

You know where to find me. Any place, any time, cowboy. Sir, this is a time, this is a place. If you want to run your mouth, you can be two consenting adults if you can finish it here. Okay, that is a time, this is a place. You want to run your mouth? That's a bad sign. We can be two consenting adults if we can finish it here. Okay, that's fine. Perfect. You want to do it now?

I'd love to do it right now. Well, stand your butt up then. You stand your butt up. Oh, hold on. Oh, stop it. That is solutionary color. No, no, sit down. No, no, Eric, sit down.

No, no, you're a United States senator. Sit down, please. All right. Can I respond? Hold it. Hold it. If we can't... No, I. All right. Can I respond? Hold it. Hold it. If we can't. No, I have the mic.

I'm sorry. Hold it. You'll have your time. You'll have your time. You can. You can. This is a hearing. Put him up.

Put him up. My take on that was great. We need more of that. We have no testosterone left. The women in the Senate and Congress have more balls than the men. Give me all the fucking mullins you got. Give me the gym, the fucking, what's the guy's name? Jeffrey, not Jeffries.

Guy from Ohio who we like that's always. Fuck. Jeffrey, not Jeffries, guy from Ohio who we like that's always... Fuck! I'm really, I think I got Brian. I'm going to be Brian Piccolo in about two weeks. That's fourth and long. They won't let me punt. Then go for it, you dumb white cracker. For those of you on Mug Club,

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