The Nick DiPaolo Show - Iowa App Sucks Caucus | Nick Di Paolo Show #295

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

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🎵 Yeah, yeah, you know what that song means. That's right, it's a show, Nick DiPaolo show. Welcome, how are you? Tuesday from the state of Georgia. People said, why'd you move down there? I said, I wanted to see Alyssa Milano's tits in person at one of the protests. Bitch never showed up.

Buh! Zalazes. Ah, what is going on? I'll tell you what's going on, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, should I read my dates first? Ah, fuck that. I'll get to them later. Anyways, Iowa, all hell's breaking loose.

Why? I'll tell you why. Because it's the Democrats. It's their thing right now, right? It's their primary caucus. This is the first one of the actual 2020 elect. You understand? Nobody can figure out how the Iowa caucus,

you knock on doors and you're in the middle of a snowy night and you fucking get some lady in a headlock in a kitchen, say, vote for me, bitch. I'll snap your neck. Nobody can explain. But here's the thing. They're using an app, apparently, this year. New technology.

I've been saying this for a thousand years. None of this shit's ready for primetime yet. None of it. My email, nothing fucking works. I put my phone on and something different. I update it. Fucking this doesn't work. None of it's ready.

Although the pedophiles, they seem to have mastered the technology. They're picking up Cub Scouts left and right. But Bernie's, what the fuck? The fix is in again? I'm clearly winning this thing. Now we have app problems. They fucked me in the ass last time.

That fucking thick-ankled dog face, Hillary Clinton, she's got a cock. I'm telling you, the fix is in again. Hi, Bernie. I'm telling you, I wish he was a fucking Republican. He's got more piss and vinegar for an old Jew, I'll tell you. Anyway, so yeah, that's the big story. All hell's breaking. Where's my glasses?

Your mother's box. Oh! Anyways, that's all right. I'll just hold it like this like I do a menu in a restaurant. What are those, crab cakes? Yes, the app that was supposed to help the Iowa Democrat Party quickly report Monday's caucus results, but contributed to confusion and a muddled result

as campaigns were in an uproar. Guess what? It's linked to Hillary Clinton campaign veterans up naturally. She's laughing her ass off because she's going to jump in with her big veiny fucking calves at the last minute, that fat bitch. Fuck her and everything she believes in. Go, Bernie, go.

You're going to get smoked by Trump. It doesn't matter to me. I want to see Bernie win so we can put this wet dream of socialism to rest. Shadow, a tech firm that describes itself as a group that creates a permanent advantage for progressive campaigns and causes through technology.

They're not good at anything. They can't run a, they're not good at being political. Fucking Adam Schiff has embarrassed himself. You guys suck. You can't impeach. You didn't win the election that you should have won. You stupid. It's not the Republicans in the right that deplore. They're not dumb. They're making you look like the assholes that you are. Anyways, that's the group shadow. The company created iowa democrat party's app according to the new york times at least the coo ceo and cto and a senior product manager at shadow all work for hillary clinton presidential campaign shadow is listen to this is associated with acronym a non-profit dedicated to advancing progressive causes through innovative communications, advertising, and organizing programs.

Early last year, Acronym announced that it was acquiring an SMS tool, that's text, I even know that, called GroundBase, and another one called OutOfGroundBase. Launching Shadow, a company focused on building the technology infrastructure needed to enable Democrats to run better, more efficient campaigns. You're a damn campaigner. All right, just get the hell out of here. I got a goddamn campaigner.

This show is going to blow up like my mother's tits. Anyhow, I just fucking, this is priceless. Ground-based co-founders Krista Davis, who is the current shadow CTO, and Gerard Namera, who is the current shadow CEO, both held senior positions with the Clinton campaign. Of course you did. Oh, fucking idiot. Jesus.

Tara McGowan, the founder and CEO of Acronym, posted statement from Acronym spokesperson early Tuesday morning, distancing the nonprofit from Shadow, which is a for-profit company. Ooh, God forbid. McGowan is an alumna of who? Who? Barack Hussein Obama. You remember him? Remember?

He used to be important now nobody gives a fuck yeah she was an alumni of his campaign in 2012 and previously worked as a digital director for Next Gen America a progressive organization

founded by presidential candidate Tom Steyer all these assholes were involved fucking I love it everybody Buttigieg is over there he's got a hard on because he thinks he won it and it gets more interesting i hope i circle that part of the story some on twitter noted that according to the fc fec records p bootages campaign listen to this

paid shadow the app company over40,000 last year for software. How is that not a conflict of interest? If I'm the other candidates running against Buttigieg, I'm like, what the fuck? No wonder why he thinks he's won. He's got it in here. Bernie must be steaming his little fucking matzo balls off right now. Tommy, my manager, had a

great take on it last night. He sends me a text. I wasn't even watching. I was, you know, watching Rambo for the 14th time. And Tommy says the fix is in. And he's exactly, well, we don't know. It's speculation. But I thought it was a great theory. That means Bernie's kicking ass and all these other fucking, they don't want Bernie in there

because they think he's going to get crushed. And I think they're right. So, but everybody's denying that saying, no, it's an actual glitch in the app. so uh but everybody's denying that saying no it's an actual glitch in the app however it says there's no indication of impropriety from the buddhism campaign or bias towards buddhism from shadow as an independent consultants and contractors like shadow often work with several different political organizations to provide technology or others look at even even fucking Allah Akhmar, fucking Ilhan Omar, who fucking sleeps with her own brother. Even she's on top of it. She says, not great optics here, folks.

Dems paid company literally called, they call it Shadow, which is to create caucus app. Buttigieg campaign also paid Shadow, FEC record. Caucus app fails. Buttigieg claims himself Iowa winner with no result. She put that together, but that shows that Middle Eastern fucking paranoia.

But you know what? I think she might be spot on for once in her life. Shouldn't she be back in her old country fucking desecrating clitorises with a fucking clam knife? That's gross, Nick.

Acting Department of Homeland Security, Chad Wolf, told Fox News Tuesday morning the DHS, Department of Homeland Security, had offered to test the app's security to ensure that it could not be hacked. But guess what? The IDP declined. Wolf, however, made clear there was no indication that the app was hacked, but rather the issue was the app's ability to handle high load of users at the same. You're in frigging Iowa for Christ's sake. There's 11 people. Can't handle that load. There's a fucking

18 year old girl right now in her bed with her legs spread naked. She has 70 million viewers. Her shit ain't crashing. How do I know? Well, I heard about it from a friend of mine. Who's this? Joe Biden told me. friend of mine who's his uh joe biden told me the idp said late monday there was no evidence of hacking uh or other attacks on the election but rather delays in reporting results from individual caucus locations the party says it will have results later today this is fucking precious don't worry i'm getting to trump who's sitting in the white house with a giant heart on belly laughing they said we found inconsistencies in the White House with a giant heart on belly laughing. They said, we found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results.

IDP communication director Mandy McClure. Too many broads involved. That's why this thing's all fucked up. In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate all results. Why don't you do that in the first place? Was it Illinois this year passed a thing where you can take a picture of yourself, a selfie with your... I've been saying this once again to Apollo ahead of the curve fucking years ago.

Every time I voted, I said, why can't I walk out with a receipt of how I voted and take a picture of it to prove now they're doing it. I should be running the goddamn. I shouldn't be here. George doing a podcast. Why don't they? That's a perfect thing. Look, using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy. That's the best thing. I guess you could Photoshop your selfie. Somebody could hack that, right? I guess it's whatever.

This is simply a reporting. How about you dip your finger in purple ink like they do in the Middle East after you vote? This is simply a reporting issue. You get done voting in fucking Iran, it looks like your finger popped fucking prints. This is simply a reporting issue. You get done voting in fucking Iran, it looks like you finger popped fucking prints. This is simply reporting. And the app did not go down. And this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and pay betrayal is sound. We'll simply take time to further report the results. President Trump sitting on his toilet with a huge erection in one hand and his phone in the other, used the

caucus confusion as an opportunity to bash Democrats, claiming that he is the only candidate who left Iowa with a win, which is true. He already won. You understand? This is fucking priceless. The Democrat caucus is an unmitigated disaster, he tweeted. Oh God, I can't see the papers. It's an unmitigated disaster.

Nothing works, just like they ran the country. Remember the billion dollar Obamacare website that should have cost 2% of that? Only person that can claim a very big victory in Iowa last night is me. It's me. It was the perfect victory. Jesus Christ. Talk about an Aryan race guy.

I don't want to knock my earphones out. Oh, goodness. What a show, huh? That was hardly worth a fucking... But Trump's sitting back and watching this shit go down and just laughing his ass off. I am your voice! So we don't know the result.

Meanwhile, Pete Buttigieg's campaign seemed to declare victory. Yeah, they asked the people who helped them build the app, how'd I do? Oh, fucking you won like we told you you're going to win. Even though there's no report of results from the IDP. So we don't know the results, but we know by the time it's all said and done, you have shocked the nation, the former South Bend, Indiana mayor told his supporters. Because by all indications, we are going to New Hampshire victorious. And then he added this. I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

Doesn't mince words or loads. The Nevada Democrat Party also paid shadow approximately 60 grand in August. The state holds its caucus on February 22nd. We'll get the results probably November of 2028. That is just priceless. I'm telling you, Bernie, I hope you're on this. They're trying to pork you again. Only thing grosser than that is Joe Biden trying to finger pop his granddaughter. This motherfucker likes young ass. He doesn't. I don't know how we missed this one a couple days ago. Democrat President Biden gave his 19-year-old granddaughter a kiss on the lips

and rubbed against her tit and grabbed her ass and bent her over a sink. Nobody's saying boo. Gave her a kiss on the lips at a campaign rally in Iowa on Sunday, prompting some grossed out responses. I should not be getting an erection watching a fucking politician kiss his granddaughter. She's 19. What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Do we have a picture of it or something?

We got video of him kissing her? That doesn't look like a video. It's okay. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Oh my God. Where's his hand? His right hand is brushing up against her crotch. I would like to introduce you to my granddaughter, Finnegan Biden.

Woo! Slow down, Uncle's adorable. Oh. What a filthy old man, huh? Yeah, he introduced Finnegan Biden. The reason I asked Finnegan, grandfathers are always allowed to embarrass their granddaughters. That goes along with the territories of Biden. The reason I asked Finnegan, grandfathers are always allowed to embarrass their granddaughters. That goes along with the territory, said Biden. His hand over her shoulder, his fingers on her tits.

He says her other grandma graduated from Clark College in the mid-60s and talks about it all the time. He says he then described the differences between daughters and granddaughters to the crowd as he walked around the semi-hard-on circling back to Finnegan. But granddaughters not the crowd as he walked around the semi hard-on circling back to finnegan but granddaughters not only love their grandpops they'll give them a quick hand job in the fucking trailer he said yummy yummy granddaughters not only love their grandpops but they like them and that's the great thing boy this does not sound thank you baby he says

thank you baby what is she a playboy bunny at the club in the 60s? Thank you, baby. Gin and tonic. Catch you later. Deontay Johnson, president of the Black Conservative Federation. I like it. Deontay Johnson. It's a nice name.

It's almost like fucking Raz Mishner. No man should ever kiss his granddaughter like such. This is a weird family. Who's running this campaign? That's a black guy saying it. Nick, what do you mean by that? I don't know. I'm just trying to stir up some shit.

Biden's not the only old guy that gets pussy. I got an Uncle Ted living out in L.A. We caught him on the streets. Here he is. I know you want to get some ice. treats. Here he is. A couple of Asian people. Oh, we tell you. What? She said, that's fucking gross. Guy's got a wrinkled pecker and this broad's gobbling. Anyways, so it's beautiful. Biden's kissing his daughter in the mouth like he's warned not to.

It's all falling apart, right? He doesn't know where the fuck he is. The app is crashing in Iowa. Adam Schiff yesterday, you know, he gave a closing impeachment argument with a rant against Trump. This guy is the face of the Democrat. You guys should be fucking making him resign. He's taking you guys a halt to fucking China. And China's already Trump already did a trade deal. So let's show let's show fucking Adam Schiff.

So fucking Adam Schiff, just it must have come as a shock, a pleasant shock to this president that our norms and institutions would prove to be so weak. The independence of the Justice Department and its formerly proud office of legal counsel now mere legal tools at the president's disposal. pause you stupid fuck tools at his disposal those are the tools you use to spy on his campaign and to fucking say there was collusion with russia you fucking congenital lying cocksucker Fuck's dang. Go ahead. To investigate enemies or churn out helpful opinions not worth the paper they are written on. The FBI painted by a president as corrupt and disloyal. The intelligence community not to be trusted against the good counsel of Vladimir Putin.

Pause. Still keeping that alive? You lost that one with a three-year investigation, you shithead. I can't believe some Democrat hasn't taken him out yet. You guys, this is the face of your party. You get nothing. Go ahead. Press portrayed the face of your party. You get nothing. Go ahead. Press portrayed as enemies of the people. The daily attacks on the guardrails of our democracy so relentlessly assailed have made us numb and blind to the consequences.

You are numb and blind. You got none of that matter anymore. Apparently not. Even people polled a Vote Democrat want this over with, you shithead. He was acquitted. Let it go. Strike three, you're out. Strike four, you lost the election to Trump. You lost the frigging Russian collusion investigation to Trump. You lost the Kavanaugh hearings.

You just lost the impeachment. Have you ever been right about anything, you fuckers? Fucking pencil neck. Fucking should rent the helicopter from Colby's company. Go for a nice fucking ride, you piece of shit. Take your wife with you. Go ahead. If he's the president of our party, you stupid fucking blabbermouth. I pray that we never have a president like Donald Trump in the Democratic Party. One that would betray the national interest in the country's security to help with his reelection. You wanted Hillary Clinton. We've already proved her a fucking congenital liar with her 33 missing fucking 32,000 missing emails.

And she had a hand in the fucking dossier that they brought to the FISA courts to surveil the Trump campaign. You dumb. Are you that fucking seriously? Are you that insulated from reality? They have no idea how out of touch they are. Oh, my aching stem. What a threat Trump is to him. Go ahead. I would hope to God that if we did, we would impeach him.

And Democrats would lead the way. But I suppose you never know just how difficult that is until you are confronted with it. Yeah, how'd it go? Shut him up. I can't take him. Fucking jerk-off. You're taking down your party single-handedly, Mr. Schiff.

You're not a good lawyer. You're not a good politician. You're probably a sucky dad. Remember, Timmy, if the kids bully you, just call me. I love it. It's fucking... I don't like Schiff. I know he's a Jew like myself.

I still don't give a fuck. This guy is full of shit. Impressions today, folks. Jesus Christ, I look rough. I look like I was kidnapped last night. Got my red tie on. Anyways, finally, boy, I didn't mean to spend this much time, but it's a big story.

Any idea what time we started the show, right? What? 10 after? I better slow it down. I thought we started at 1. Did you see these two, these pranksters? They're part of a New York-based comedy duo. One kid's name is Jason Selvig, and the other one is Devram Stifler, Stiflier, whatever. Anyways, they appear to be trolling the candidates across Iowa in the lead up to the state's caucuses Monday night with antics ranging from mock proposals to presidential contenders to fake playbills handed out at rallies. The Good Liars is the name of the comedy duo. They created awkward moments for the 2020 Democrats looking to make a good last impression on Iowa voters. I wonder if they fuck with the app. Before the first in the nation caucuses.

Most recently, they asked former Vice President Joe Biden for some marriage advice. And then they proposed to, well, here's the clips of what they did. Pause. This kid's asking about, he's having trouble with his marriage, and he's asking Biden for some advice. And listen to all the left-wing sheep. Sit down, sit down. You're such a mob mentality.

You're like a pack of gang members fighting one guy. Go ahead. Sit down. Sit down. I can't even see why your wife left you. Pause. Biden just had a good line. Now I see why your wife left you pause Biden just had a good line because now I see why your wife left you he had a moment of fucking lucidity there

which is but you hear all the sheep you hear the gang mentality on the left sit down sit down no he's at a public forum taking questions this kid has every right to fuck it sit down sit down shut the fuck up

always silencing people you're not here to help you're not part of our clan I'm taking questions. This kid has every right to fuck it. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Always silencing people. You're not here to help. You're not part of our clan. That was a good one by Biden, though. Now I see why your wife, he's a salty prick, man. Go, Joe, go.

Go, Joe. Oh, yeah, listen to the momentum in that fucking, a lot of enthusiasm. I promise you I'll spend time in the afternoons. I promise you will. Okay? All right.

Thank you. All right. And watch this. This guy's going to propose to fucking Liz. Watch how. Pause. I got a theory on this. How is this not a setup, Raz?

How does this kid get on the stage? She acts surprised. There's no security there? You know? She actually came off looking decent here, but she's so awkward. Look at that body. Look at Olive Oil. Will you

marry me, you dumb cunt? Wow. How does this kid get on stage? Go ahead. I'm covered. Over. Pause. Right now, How does this kid get on stage? Go ahead. Pause. Right now, security should be tackling. That could be ricin in that fucking thing. That's why this looks a little staged to me.

And who are the kids in the background? Look at those white fucking sad kids. Kid in the back in the middle of the purple shirts going, she's got no tits. My mother's got bigger tits. Go ahead. Look at her. Will you be my candidate?

Look how awkward. Should have started dry humping her like Biden. I'm going to ask for someone else. Good. My friend, Dale. There he is. He just wanted to say his first words to a woman I've known a long time ago. What? Hi, I'm Dale.

Hi, Dale. Oh, great improv. These guys suck. It's good to see you. I'm going to take care of Dale and Oh, great improv. These guys suck. Uh-huh. It's good to see you. I'm going to take care of Dale, and I'm hanging around the room. Okay? So, are you here? Yes.

All right. Oh, yes. You should have pushed her. Bye-bye. You know, it's always the same in Iowa. Pause. Fucking audio sucks dick. I don't know what happened there. What did she say? It's always interesting

in Iowa or something? It's the first time a guy's ever got down on his knees to do anything with her. Oh, God. Uh-oh! Retard alert! Retard alert! I did not see much improv skills between those two guys, I gotta be honest with you.

But how can you come up on stage like that and not have security tackle you? You know. Fucking bitch. Anyways, that made Liz look good, fellas. If you were trying to make her look stupid, she actually came off as, you know, well, the phony that she is, but hi. Vote for me. Anyways, this pissed me off. Rush Limbaugh yesterday announced that he has cancer.

OK, I've been listening to Rush forever. I remember being in the green room at Tough Crowd. And Andy Kindler brought that. We're arguing politics and he goes, you don't listen to Rush. You don't believe that shit, do you? You don't believe he's sincere. Kindler is a, you know, left winger, who I love, by the way. I think he's as funny as hell. And I said, you don't believe Bill Clinton believes what he believes, do you? Just fucking right.

But you could tell he'd never argue with anybody, anybody pushed back in his life. You know how Rush Limbaugh, you know how you know he's effective? Fucking Clinton mentioned him in like three speeches when he was president. you know, in a negative, pejorative way, obviously. But that's the kind of impact his radio show has had, okay, forever. I remember stumbling on him and going, hey, this guy thinks like I do. You know, it's ironic. As you get older, he looked more and more like Carol O'Connor, which is hilarious. I have a book.

Colin Quinn went to some event. Rush was there, and I gave him a book to sign. And Rush put something like, I have it at home. You're funny, but you're even too right-wing for me. Something like that. But anyways, he announced he has advanced lung cancer. I think we have the... But the upshot is that I have been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer. God, he's got that voice.

It's kind of... Diagnosis confirmed by two medical institutions back on January 20th. He doesn't sound good. Is that it? All right. So he goes on to say, look, I'm going to, you know, do what I got to do. I'll be here some days. Some days I won't.

If I'm in the car and he's on, I'm listening to him. I don't give a fuck what you left. Even people who probably like my comedy can't believe that I, whatever. This guy has an angle. I don't give a fuck what you left. He said, even people who probably liked my comedy, can't believe that I, whatever. This guy has an angle. I don't care. The biggest stories of the day, he always has a different take on. And if he was wrong and as stupid as everybody said, he wouldn't have a zillion listeners. I've been hearing about his demise forever. This guy, this guy, you think Howard Stern was successful in radio. This guy's had an impact on politics and made zillions. And, you know, they just hate the sight of him because he almost looks like Archie Bunker. You know, got the cigar.

He moved out of New York years ago because of taxes, which people are doing now. He was always 20 years there. I'm a big fan is the bottom line. Always have been. Never heard him say a mean thing or a racist thing on his radio show. If you listen to the left the way they talk about him, you'd think he'd be like a bombastic. He makes too much sense.

He went on The Tonight Show with Leno. He did all kinds of shit. And, you know, it was always out there willing to fucking argue with whoever listened to him. And he's got, I mean, you can't argue with his success. Well, that doesn't mean, no, he's fucking right. He speaks for most of America. He was speaking for the, and let me tell you, if you watch Trump, Trump's policies mirror everything that Rush, you know.

Even when Trump first got elected, Rush was a little like, well, you know, he donated to Hillary when he was a bit, you know, we weren't sure where Trump stood on all this shit. And anyhow, so naturally, because he admits that, you know, he comes out and confesses that he's sick. What does that mean? Naturally, Twitter people on the left, which all they were jerking off with delight. Just so happy that he's sick, you know. Numerous verified leftists on Twitter reacted to Rush Limbaugh's announcement that he was suffering from advanced lung cancer by celebrating the news. Blue check marks on Twitter couldn't contain their delight. I'm not talking just about rank and file idiots on Twitter. I'm talking about people who work for established publications and shit.

New York Times. This one guy says, it's not cool to joke about Rush Limbaugh having cancer. You might jinx it, wrote John McNulty as he swallowed his second cock of the day. He's lying. Writer and director Xavier Bergen called Limbaugh an odious white supremacist, scum of the earth, and said his cancer should be celebrated as good news for Black History Month. And to that I... Really? Really?

This is, you know what this does? This just affirms how effective Rush has been for the last 30 years. And what a thorn in the side. The mean of the shit is said about him because he's sick means we're glad to see you go, Rush, because you've been kicking our ass forever.

Seeing a lot of people celebrating the news about Rush Limbaugh, and I just want to say, carry on. Remarked GQ writer, Gentleman's Quarterly writer, and Bernie Sanders supporter, Freddie Campion. That's what he had to say about it. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! New York Times bestselling author Jamie Ford reacted to Limbaugh's cancer

by equating him with a fascist in commenting, history is a harsh mistress. John Taylor tweeted, it's only fitting that this cancer upon the world should be stricken by it he said when i fucking smash his fucking face in they're just mean-spirited people you know why because they're getting their asses fucking whipped they have been uh media matters we all

know media matters right the fucking their job is to shit on conservatives. Oliver Willis reacted to the tragic news by calling Limbaugh a sexist. That's what he had to say about it. Who said that? Oliver Willis. Who the fuck said that? Media Matters. Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Anyways, that's fine.

But that's what makes this country great and horrible. That you can do shit like that. Now when fucking Elijah Cummings, seen here, fucking dropped dead a couple months ago. I had a party at my house. Nobody showed up but I was there. I was dancing. Old whitey hater. See that? That's as happy as he gets when he looks at white people. Well he's a civil rights icon. I don't give a fuck.

He turned into a bitter racist. Fucking Haiti of whitey. He go bye-bye. I couldn't put it up on Twitter because my manager kicked me off Twitter. I'm the only guy kicked off Twitter by his own manager. You got one more strike, you're going to be booted for good. Anyhow, that's horrible. Rush, good luck to you.

Get better. He said advanced. I think I said late, but advanced. Don't know if that means if that's a death sentence. We know it's not good. On Sopranos, Johnny Sack had cancer. The doctor goes, you have stage four lung cancer. Johnny Sack goes, there's no stage five.

Then he's in the prison. He's got the oxygen thing and he's still smoking. Anyways, you people are so mean out there. It's a mean world. What do you mean, Nick? Well, how about this broad that smeared shit, dog shit, on her fiancé's face? A domestic argument turned repulsive Friday. That's only if you don't like dog shit, it's repulsive.

Friday evening. Guess what state it happened in? I'll give you two guesses. That's right, Florida. This is where all this shit takes place. A Florida woman smeared dog feces in her fiance's face. Apparently she didn't like the ring. No, I don't know what the fuck happened.

Get out of my room, you sick cunt. Sheriff's deputies responded to a disturbance call at St. Petersburg home, spoke to a man who said he had been engaged in an argument with his fiance, Jane. We'll call her Jane. Dough, dog shit, something. Her name's Jaymarie Faulkner, 41. We think this is her. And I said to her, put it up anyways.

Even if that's not her, that's exactly what I pictured. A crazy fucking blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitch from Florida. That's a nice head of hair. That's Axl Rose hair. Around 1988. So I hope that's her. During the confrontation, the man told cops Faulkner repeatedly hit him and smeared dog feces in his face. Faulkner, who was intoxicated, that's the broad, reportedly spontaneously admitted to the deputies

that they did smear dog feces in the face of the victim. They misprint. Faulkner, cops added, was unwilling to provide any more details of the argument. Seen it right, Faulkner was arrested on a domestic battery charge after deputies judged her to be the primary aggressor during the 9 p.m. confrontation.

According to the court records, listen to this broad's rap sheet. You'd think this was fucking, I don't know, Rick Ross. I'll pick some. No, Rick Ross is correct. Anyone, grab a rapper you've never heard about in Detroit. Farker's rap sheet includes convictions for grand theft, disorderly intoxication, possession of drug paraphernalia,

careless driving, battery, disorderly conduct, marijuana possession. This is like Snoop in high school. Resisting an officer with violence, theft again, narcotics possession. Un-fucking-believable. Where's my... I forgot to put the fucking...

Oh, yeah. Doesn't work. Anyways. Smeared poo-poo. That's a fiancé. You think they'd still get married? Huh? I want the ring back

fuck that you put poodle shit in my mouth yummy yummy that's a my well oh guess what guess what another story what state oh Florida again no segues here folks I don't have time to segue what time do we start 10 after fuck i'm ripping through this shit it's 112 in here we have to get that right florida high school uh coach fired for telling players to stop acting black i love it. Stop acting black.

And I assumed that it was white kids. Like Raz said, who knows? It could be, you know. I think maybe later on when I read the article, it might have mentioned there were black kids too. But why is that such a bad thing to say? Well, Nick, what are you saying? Black people don't behave correctly?

Yeah, a little bit. White people too, I know. Japanese know japanese i know we're all bad it's funny because he's a coach he's just stop acting black and i said the razz that's bill belichick you know he says do your job but his motto is don't act black show up the meetings on time. Do your fucking job. No weed smoking at halftime. It's basically saying don't act black, whiz plays. And they got six rings. There's some racists.

Shut up. Stop acting black. Yeah, he lost his job after allegedly made racist comments. That's not racist to players, telling them to stop acting black. Kendall Bradley, the former head coach, head football coach at Atlantic High School in Port Orange, was also accused of, here's the real story, sexting two 15-year-old girls in late 2017,

leading the state to permanently revoke a teaching license in December. Well, that's the real story. I told you, no fucking kids. No, but you wouldn't listen. Why, you stupid fuck. Okay? But in this PC world we live in, race tops everything. Fucking pedophilia.

Race comes first. The story should be about that. What's more evil? Saying to stop acting black or fucking sexting 15 year old girl. But that's the headline. That's the world we live in. God help me. Bradley, who was never criminally charged, denied the accusations in a statement of the newspaper after obtained investigative reports from Volusia County School District, Port Orange Police and the Florida department of education on the complaints,

including some from players and their relatives. Now we're back to the racial. The young athletes reported that Bradley told them to stop acting black and allegedly share, shared their grades with other teammates as a way. Stop getting cunty. Look at Billy. You got a D minus man. You fucking white billy you got a d minus man you fucking white kid you got a d minus that little fucking race again we don't know it would have said though razz it would have said

blacks do i think they would have interviewed a black kid and said you know maybe not i don't know uh it doesn't matter to me. Coaches should be able. I don't like kids ratting their coaches out. You're such little bitches. Such. That's see. Do you see how the fucking media has just driven these kids to. Oh, God.

Back in my day, we've been belly laughing. The coach was also accused of using profanity during the team's winless 20. Yeah, coach might say fuck when you're 0-12. Accused of using profanity. He's a football coach, not a dance instructor, you fucking idiots. My coach cursed a storm up. We were 8-3. You can't curse on a football.

Your coach can't curse around fucking football plays what kind of fucking feminist wet dreamer we created here my coach used to curse at the other plays on the other team I remember we were playing Rhode Island guy dropped a pass he was their star receiver right in front of us my fucking coach my head coach he had a list

nice nice catch hey 17 you fucking couldn't cover me you bitch. Ron Rogers said, nice hands. Hey, 17, you suck. Can you imagine coach swore a football coach? The fuck is going on? You know how many coaches have changed kids' lives, black and white?

Poor kids that came out of the fucking projects. You know how many fucking white old guys changed their lives? And they say it right in, and whatever, from whatever neighborhood, whatever race you are. It's a football, it's a character builder. That's why we're trying to get rid of it, you know.

Billy might get a contusion on his brain. So what? Bradley was allowed to work as a substitute teacher in Valencia County until February 2018. When the father of one of the 15 year old girl told the principal of Atlantic High School about the alleged tawdry text. But listen to this. That was in the newspaper. Bradley lost his job as a gym teacher and football coach at the high school in November 2017. But he wasn't barred from student contact until three months later.

high school in November 2017, but he wasn't barred from student contact until three months later. Nice job by the... At the time, he told News Journal that he had been fired without cause, but district investigators cited complaints that the coach made derogatory racial statements in front of... Again, this is trumping his playing around with young girls. Bradley was also barred from working for Volusia County Schools after his termination, but his personnel file was updated two weeks later, declaring him eligible to interview for open positions. He was later pulled from the classroom in February 2018 when the father told district officials that the then 31-year-old man was soliciting sex from two 15-year-old girls. Internal reports show.

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Jesus. The messages sent less than a week after Bradley lost his coaching job allegedly show Bradley asked the teens to send him nude photos and also wanted them to have group sex with him and other women. One of the students also told cops that Bradley sent her a nude photo of himself on Snapchat. Now, if that's the case, yeah, give him the fucking boot. No evidence was found, though. No evidence was found of the photo being sent. However, and cops did not contact Bradley at the at the time the case was ultimately closed

when the student's father stopped cooperating with investigators now why would you do that huh liar liar whore liar whore and you know it you know i mean so but but the story here to me is they put the racial thing in the headlines like Like that's worse than, you know, soliciting sex from 15-year-old girl. Bradley lost his teaching certificate on December 13, 2019. I can't keep track of this story. He's got it. He doesn't. He's available for this.

He's coaching with the Giants. He's hanging out with Biden's granddaughter. It's all over the fucking place. He lost his teaching certificate on 2019, December 13. After the school district closed its investigation, aoby did not contest. He told the newspaper he was unaware of some of the claims. At no point he said, did I communicate or interact inappropriately with any student?

Nor was I discriminatory or out of line in my communication with students. Then he said to the reporters, quit acting black. And they said, well, BET, man, what the fuck do you want us... Anyhow, that's enough. I'm sweating like a Mama Luke in here.

It's 119. I'm sweating like Joe Biden at a cheerleading competition at Fayetteville High School. Where are we? What are we doing? Hey, what are we doing? That is it for today, ladies and gentlemen. What a show a show huh i put on some fucking mask for you had bernie uh really pumping it out uh don't forget cameo.com i got two waiting for me the one they just sent me is uh two guys that own a gelato company and the guy

his friends say and they're not gay. I make a bet. I'm not ordering the fucking vanilla cream gelato. Anyhow, yeah, I'll send a personal video. I'll make it on my phone. You tell me what to say, who to send it to. Roasting one of your friends, roasting anybody, or being nice and saying happy bar mitzvah or whatever the fuck. Anyways, I am excited about all this shit going on in Iowa.

It just shows how inept the Dems are. And I love it. And I agree with my manager. I really think the fix is in against Bernie again. I think he's cleaning up out there. That is it. You guys think it. I will say it.

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